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All right, Piaf's new episode we got I don't. We got Mike Gruene, we've talked about his growing. Have you been on this thing yet?

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No, but I feel like I have like I talked about so much. Well, yeah, your your Josh is what how would you describe your relationship to college business partner?

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I would call a business partner. Yeah. I don't really do managerial shit and I let other people do that. I have staff for that. But I, I view myself more as a business partner.

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OK, so his business partner Yahoo! Introduced me. Josh, so we have you on the show and we'll start with the stuff. So last week. Josh is late to the show, and he was doing he was doing a live stream and I was motherfucking on and he got on, I'm like, what the fuck?

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Why are you late? So we have the clip from last week. If not, I can count. Anyways, I was mad. I'm like, where the fuck is he? I'm sitting here with a thumb up my ass. Did fucking Gruene double book you like? I'm going to. I probably said because I remember what growing a choke runout. Why is he double booking you this and that.

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So then we went along with the show and I don't know like three days later, four days later, something like that.

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You text me Gruene in, you're like, hey, just fooling around, not taking this personal. And you showed me, like, all these texts you had with Kevin Bonner, who is my guy. I don't know if you heard he's moving on to greener pastures. So this is actually his last show that he's helping with. But all of the screenshots with him and you're like basically like pulling out the receipts, you should have known that Josh is going to be late.

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Is that fair? Are we all on the same page so far?

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Yeah, but just just to understand, like, I'm in a weird spot, right. Because, like, I'm representing Josh, I'm trying to make sure that we're being good partners. U.S. with the partner thing. When I asked you guys in advance and I made sure to call your and talk about it. So it's like a weird place for me because, like, I'm trying to play along with the bar association, like, you know, have fun and go back.

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But I never wanted to come off as like me being a dick or unprofessional. So I texted you as like, I'm just playing around. If it bothers you. You want me to do it, just tell me to shut up.

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That was the idea why I text you, but you already did it. I know, I just want to know. So you mean what do you mean if I won't like first of all, I think it's I won't even know you did it, Mike, if you didn't text me to tell me you did.

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I assumed you knew because Josh retweeted it before Josh retweeted. I didn't think you'd see it. Then Josh retweeted it and I was like, he's probably going to see you with that amount of retweeted notifications. So I wanted to make sure that you knew that. Like, I I don't mind doing it. I just wanted to make sure you knew, like, I wasn't being serious before I cut the crap, dipshit. I was more joking around. I just thought it was fun.

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Here's my take on it. I actually felt almost stronger about my take after reading what you wrote than before.

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Now, I.

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I should have been told beforehand. Hey, remember that Josh is going to be late.

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I wasn't told that we did have a conversation.

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And if Kevin's on and Kevin has nothing to lose at this point, we had a conversation earlier in the week where he's like little Yadi was like, all right, this is the time he can do it, like, OK, I'll do it.

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We can make it work. And in Kevin came back to me is like Josh is going to be a little bit late. He has something else. I'm like, do you need? And I said to Kevin, do you need me to call Gruene and tell him to get Josh ready to fucking go? Because I'll call him because I look at it. It was in advance two days. And I know Josh schedule's wildly busy. So is mine. But if we want guests on this podcast and Yadi says, hey, this is what it is, then he and I both have to fuck it.

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We'll rearrange. No, don't get me wrong. If he has something, he's on a plane, he's traveling. He's doing this. I get it. But an Instagram live with Mr. Wonderful can be fucking moved, just like I'll move in here to get it. And he had plenty of time to move it.

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So to me, that reinforces like, what are our priorities here?

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Because I didn't pick the time. And if we want to go get guests, we got to go when the guest says they're available to go. So to be waiting to finish an Instagram live with Mr. Wonderful, that probably can be done any time. That to me is like, well, this is never going to fucking work.

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When I reread the whole thing, I should have I should have been free is what was correct.

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We're going in circles, but I read emails three days before. That's like he's probably going to be a couple of minutes late.

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So he was a big difference between two and ten. Like, yeah, I thought he would hop off and it might take a minute for him to, like, take a drink of water and get on the mic, like there's a difference between a couple of minutes late and then being 10 minutes late. I mean, you can hold your head, I don't know what you want me to tell you. I'm telling you this. If we have a 3:00 with a guest, you shouldn't be bothering you.

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Shouldn't it be poking like, well, at two minutes? That's fine.

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If your point is I should have I should have rescheduled it. I think we are going around circles.

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But you're saying I didn't double book, but there was transparency that we double booked.

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That's what, you know, double booking would mean, that he was literally double booked. And I had something going till 10 told three times. I think it was a three o'clock schedule so that we go until three, ten when it goes till three and then he gets a drink of water isn't real to me. That's not really that big a deal. But if you think it is like I understand your point. Well, yeah, all right, so I'm not going to ask you any more than Michael, Josh, can you guarantee that if we have a guess, you'll just be there when the.

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Yeah, I can I can guarantee that. OK, good.

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That's what I was looking for when Michael. I got the answer from you. Yeah. Good luck with your fat search. I will talk to you later. Michael, he is in a weird spot, he's in a weird spot, yes, yeah, I agree 100 percent. All right.

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Now back to the show. OK. All right, all right. I don't know how you do it. I'm a talented person. I don't know. All right. OK. OK. And I'm a tough guy. I feel like at times to work with. But Jesus, it's all right. All right. So moving on.

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That's me and fucking Gruene. Love it.

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Sway house. Not a thing anymore. I feel like we see this every single week. It does happen.

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Every quit and went live. He was alive and he was talking about I don't know exactly what the words were, he said, but it was something along the lines like Hsueh isn't really a thing anymore. Like we don't all live together. It hasn't, I don't know, play the clip.

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Hsueh just isn't like a thing anymore. Like, we're all we're all boys. We all love each other. We're brothers, but like, there's no real sway. What is he wearing?

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Kind of looks like one of its all looks like I was about but say it looks like his dogs color spike like the dog. Yeah. Like yeah. No he definitely definitely shares clothes with his dog. I mean he's not wrong. Right. Like it's kind of like it's, it's a little weird but we haven't lived together since like probably seven months ago. So I guess like the one hsueh house having the one house built together like that hasn't been a thing for a while.

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And then. Yeah, so but we're all boys like I think he's got it right.

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Your girlfriend and your best friend have a song coming up. Jaden in NASA. Yeah, they do.

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That's pretty cool to night. Yeah. Yeah.

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It's going to be dope. I mean I've been listening to it for a while now. That's kind of the cool part about having roommates that do music is like I get to listen to it, but then they release the song and I'm kind of like, I've already listened to this one hundred and fifty times. It's exciting for me. Yeah.

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Is that is that why NASA wants to come on to promote. You texted me that you want to come on earth. Yeah. Yeah.

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I mean she she would love to talk about the song of course, but she also just likes apart. She likes you a lot Dave. Like she thinks you're funny as fun. She thinks she came around.

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That's what if you listen. Yeah. All right. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. She thinks that like she just likes you. You're like straight up but she thinks it's cool. She appreciates it.

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All right. I appreciate that. We also got to get in. I'm trying to is mass and beer because she has her new album coming out. So I've been going back and forth so hopefully we get her on the pod soon.

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Jackson Mahomes Chiefs Super Bowl got their asses kicked ass kicked ass kicked. It was awesome. I won money. It was it was a great, great day for me.

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So I did a duet with Jackson I've been waiting for because here's the thing about Jackson Mahomes and the girl, which is that's the girl is actually Patrick's wife right now.

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Girlfriend? Yeah, wife.

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I think it's fiance.

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I thought it was I'd say I think yeah, they have been since the Chiefs rise to dominance, they have been dancing on every great. They make these videos in opposing stadiums. So finally scream all the time to like.

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Oh yeah. Fun to watch. Yeah. So I made this. Tick-Tock went viral.

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Kind of saw this. Oh, drop it all, call it. I don't know, are you allowed to give the bird on to talk? I mean, yeah, no, like we used to do it in our videos sometimes when we just had nothing else to do. We ran out of, like, the lip bites in the wings. We were like, what the fuck are we supposed to do? We just like, you know what I mean?

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That's why I ran it, right? I ran out and I'm I'm out of jail like tick tock jail. Like all my viramontes you're from out. All of a sudden I went from not being able to get 100000 views to millions instantly. So whatever. So someone opened the door and let me out.

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Did you did you guys see my videos with Jackson Homes? No.

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We have them on here. Yes, I saw them. Oh, OK. OK, I wasn't seen on the list but yeah he lokey he responded and people thought it was a good response.

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I'm but I'll. Yeah, I'll tell you what.

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Let's watch it. But did I did you indeed. Jackson let me know if I can get to attempt to use impact on the house so that you know, he he posted the story saying like after beat the bill to go.

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Yeah. After they beat the bill saying you can get me a tipster's. Anyways, watch the next video.

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I fucked it up. Did you indeed check let me know if I can get you a temp to register on the house.

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OK, so now he's trying to say I'm a I'm a what? A bellwether or some fair weather fan. Why you.

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So let's just let's just look at those pictures. Right. The Bills Jersey. Obviously, I'm a big fan. I have another one right here, Thomas Jersey. But look at look at the date.

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I had the bill's jersey and then I got the Cleveland jersey after they were fucking be out. I'm obviously not a like bandwagon if they're beat out to the playoffs. And I got a jersey I have two jersey behind me. I like Jersey, right.

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OBJ I like to Jersey, one of my favorite players to like.

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I just loved him as a kid. I used to have an editing account. I can literally pull up a screenshot of my old editing account. Probably one of my first editing pictures is Objet like one hundred percent. So I mean trying to say bandwagon or whatever, I've, I've like one hundred jerseys so I got like every team. It's it's a good response by him. Right. Yeah I that I see. Yeah.

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Yeah I know. It's a bad response. Yeah.

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I trust and believe what you're saying. I very rarely will like if I'm in a new city now like I may wear like I'm in Detroit so I may wear like a Barry Sanders or something to do like a pizza view. But you do have to be careful. But you know, is that the only response he had. I don't think he was. That is to me.

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But I think that's like that's the best response I probably ever seen from it is the best one that he's I don't think I've ever seen him have a good one. I think that's like what?

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But he took our he took what we were saying because we were calling him like he wasn't self-aware and he just took that and set it. Yes.

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Captain tried to twist it on it. Yeah. That's a that's that's good. Good job, Jackson.

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I still have him on the show. He is hated. When I did that, to talk to so many people are like, thank God is dancing. It's a combo dancing and they win. And then we have Brianna update that we talked about. Also, Dixie followed you on ticktock, huh?

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Yeah, Dixie followed me. Maybe she'll maybe she will come on the show now that she follows all of us. Wow. Yeah.

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Hmm. Interesting.

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Who's now who's the power rankings right now? Josh, if you had to look on tech, talk like who's number one.

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Yeah. Right now, who's number one and tick tock. Yeah, I mean, like a hard question, but that's a hard question.

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Yeah, it's weird right now, honestly, because like you like, tick tock, it's kind of fallen out of the media a little bit. I feel like it's not as much in the press or like just with downs and cities, like people haven't been going out as much. So it's hard to like judge who's really like No one, but probably probably like Addison. Yeah, she's hanging out with Haley Barbour now. Yeah, she's with the, like I would say, Addison or or Charlie.

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I mean, it's going to be one of the two always, I feel like. Yeah, all right. Yeah, feel like Addisons, not even a tech talker anymore, she's just famous, like real deal famous.

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Yeah, she's she's definitely stepped over into celebrity, you know. Yeah. Stature. Yeah, it's cool.

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I'm looking at this next. Oh, you know what? Someone sent me and I didn't post it. I want to keep bringing them up.

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You said he may come on the show. I don't know whether he will or won't price. Oh, Bryce.

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He was talking me the other day. He's like a hundred percent coming on like he told me. Well, he he also he may pull the Saikat card on you. He did.

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But I mean, I was with him in person and he was literally filming a video and then he said in the video how he was going to come on, OK, so, I mean, unless he's just like I feel like he would impose on his social media saying, yeah, I'm coming on and then not who knows?

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Someone sent me him wrestling in high school, getting, like, pinned down like I killed him in high school.

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It's like these old clips of people.

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People always try to find something out. That guy is crazy. Always. They never leave him alone. He was a great wrestler, though. He was like, actually insane. I mean, I've seen him wrestle some people even now. And it's a little it's a little scary. I've wrestled them. Didn't go to hell for me. What is this?

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I'm busy. Can I call you back later? Challenge that. It's says Josh.

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Absolutely taking over. Take talk to. It's against a crazy trend.

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It's like a bunch of it's basically just people showing off how famous they have their friends.

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They're like role models. They're just trying to be like, look at who I get to call. It's like a flex. Yeah, yeah.

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Let's see. This year I'm actually really busy right now. Can I call you later? Here. You going with this.

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Who is that? Jack Harlow. I'm really busy. Can I call you later?

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It's that Charlie Poole. Yeah, really, I. She's already started off with two bags.

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Hey, I'm really busy right now, OK? Hi, Larry. What's. Blake Griffin, yes, who's calling Dossey baby? Hey, I'm really busy. Can I call you later? Yeah, sure.

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Pete Davidson. By the way, what am I gonna do? Can I call you later? Yep. What is this list? This is good.

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Hey, I'm really drawing great fucking Drake. I'm really busy. Can I call you later? That's how got to go. That's all I can tell you, that I'm really upset, obviously, that one is going to be out of this.

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I know this. That's your best friend and her best friends or whatever.

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But Drake is like the crazy one, right? Who who knows Drake? And he'll answer like, yeah, just say, like Drake is like the most, you never see him like anywhere unless he wants you to see, you know what I mean. Like, he's very I feel like A-list celebrity where it's like no access to them.

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So, like, I should make that baby one world.

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I don't even know who that is.

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She's she's Kylie Jenner's like best friend, so she just knows everybody.

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When Kylie Jenner dropped Jordin Woods, sassy baby became her like best friend.

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Yeah. The other ones I have are James, Charles and Tanne, were they just as impressive? They were like, was James was crazy. Yeah, yeah. Let's see, James. Hey, Mom, I'm actually busy right now. Can I call you back a little bit later? Well, I'm busy right now. Can I call you back a little bit later? You're busy. Yeah, I'm busy being famous, I have to call you back, OK?

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Love you. Bye. Oh, hey, I'm in the middle of filming a video right now. Can I call you back later? You called me who's I don't know. Hey, be back later. That's Madison.

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Oh, hey, I'm actually really busy right now. Can I call you later? It's B, b, b, b.

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I have to go. I'm busy. I'm busy. Who's that lady? Hey, I'm busy right now. I don't know, Peter, actually, and I don't know that that's Joe. Just.

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Hey, I'm super busy right now. Can I call you later? Yeah. OK, bye. That's Celia.

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Do people know what's happening now at this point?

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Is that what you like? Yeah.

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The thing is, too, is that was an old trend and it randomly just decided. Yeah, that came back to Athens on Ticktock.

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But it it's definitely like some people are just faking it now because sometimes I see the same person get called in multiple times and I'm like, you're not falling for this more than once. No chance you're falling for that more than one time.

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Who would be like the number one famous person you'd you have to call that would pick up? I think the biggest shocker would be someone like Ashton Kutcher, like Shaquille O'Neal, Shaq would be big.

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Yes, Shaq, that one would be like people would be like I think more people would say, what the fuck? Because it's a tick tock calling them. Yeah, like people like there's some people that still view me, like, in that light.

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So they'd be like, what? How would you call Dave? I'm trying to think. I think I know what would get the most reaction, probably, but I feel like everyone knows who I know, so don't be surprised I knew him. But there's it's probably a top five face in, like, the World Just Bank. And it's Guy Fieri. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, like he's just so recognizable, it's like Kevin Hart, it's like one of those faces that you kind of see and you're just like everyone knows that face, like everybody in the world.

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Like they'll try. I'll try it right now. Yeah, you should try it.

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And then just tell me you can't talk right now. Tell them we're busy filming. And by the way, he'll have no idea what this trend is. Oh, he won't know.

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He'll I think he's going to be mad if he does it.

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What do you what do I say? You say, hey, I'm busy. Can I call you back? Yeah.

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So you call them in as soon as they ask you to say, hey, I'm busy, can I. OK, almost as if you were the one answering them. Right. Right. Yeah. And just hang up.

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You may not pick up. Well, yeah, no, I can't talk right now, I'll call you back. Can I call you back? Yeah, you can do whatever. Yeah, that works. You call me and you call me. Oh fuck. I'm sorry. All right. Talk to you later. I think you need to talk. All right. Cool. Bye.

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Oh, you fully thought. You just thought. He told you. I told you. Well, that couldn't have been better. He definitely doesn't know.

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And he's like, oh, I didn't mean to call you. Sorry. He sounds like a great guy. He is really. He was just like, oh, man, I'm sorry I called you.

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He's a fucking guy. He'll talk back. We have a lot. You do it. Well, I try it. You want me to try someone? Yeah. Yeah. How do we get a video of it, though? Yeah. I don't even know how you could turn around.

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Oh, I guess I could, but you could scream a quarter. Okay. Yeah I can screen record. I could screen.

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Yeah but screen record. You won't hear voices. Yeah that's true.

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It's someone in the room that can record Vinny. Vinny can you record it with your phone. All right. Heck yeah. I'll try to call, I'll try to call Shaq right now. Let's see if this works, I hope he doesn't get this, by the way, I don't know why, but I felt like pressure on like he to pick up. I also know I know I was nervous so early here.

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So it's nine 14. True. Oh, fuck. It is a really. I don't think he's going to add to. It hurts more every ring, OK? He didn't answer. He didn't answer. He didn't answer. Fuck. All right.

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I'll try to think of someone. Maybe I'll think of another person through the thought.

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OK, so that's an interesting challenge. My. It's funny, I kurzel older. All right.

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So there's another one, Dave. There's another one. And it's like you get to people so like it's supposed to be. I think I think I saw CNN do it with Jack and she she called a bunch of people in their context, like a bunch of famous people, and they go like, pick who's your favorite are the two of us. We should do that. Yeah, just calling people it just randomly. Yeah, yeah. Just you just come out of nowhere and then you're like picking your favorite.

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Well, we'd all put them in a weird spot like Gruene where he's like he's in between.

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I actually felt bad for Gruene during that conversation. I felt I had anxiety.

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I was like I felt bad for yeah. There were some points when I was like laughing and like, oh, this is a cool like TV show. I got it on my iMac. I'm just like watching this thing go between you and me.

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And I felt like he just wants everyone to like it, which is sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want he's a nice guy. Yeah. I get it. OK, fellows, Valentine's Day coming up for a lot of guys, that can mean add pressure to perform like a Roman. You can relax whether you're dealing with it or you're more concerned about lasting longer bed. Roman's got you covered for a limited time. Roman had special offers to make sure you're ready for Valentine's Day.

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Yeah, let's do it.

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By the way, Josh, all the other podcasts still going the other way, guys.

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Griffin move. So Griffin had a pod.

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Stop that one. Started this way, podcast's, I don't know if he's still doing Hsueh podcast's or not, it was like he would just bring in random guys from Suanne, talk with them. Don't know if that's still going on. But then he has another one, which is like with Tom Ward, and it's about branding in social media. So it's more like a business. And then that one's going on. But then Bryce kept his prices, is still going on Capitol Hill University with its still going.

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And that's I don't know if they were ever any more. I think Grif was the one back with Bob Mandery, remember. And then you just like they got over after like two weeks ago. All right.

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Zoomer BOEMRE. Oh, I know, is that John Travolta? It is so weird picture of him, too.

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Oh, yeah. What the hell. Never would have got that. I just have a crush on him, so I know well, he back in the day like this is even before my era, like Welcome Back Kotter. Like dance like dance fever.

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Grace, grace, grace.

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Yeah, Grace. That's when I had a crush on him. Let me guess, little Uzi Vert Phuoc, do you see or die? We're going to get that were, you know, Chad. No chance. Yeah, no. You know that diamond. You know that diamond in his forehead. Yeah. You see that. So that's a real that's like a piercing. Right. You know how much that's worth. I actually think I saw it was that recent yes, it's a million or something, isn't that like 24 million for rehearsing in his for his forehead?

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I think the doctor said he's going to die if he doesn't get it taken out. That's what I heard, too. Like, it's like it's like not good at all. It's not good.

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Is that why we made that? Brady Like we had a Brady picture with him having a ring in his forehead? Yes. Well, that would have been the mean no.

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Yeah. His head started leaking blood. Like there was just like he posted a picture, I think. And it was just like blood just started was like dripping from his head a little bit.

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I think that's the definition of having too much money, too much or too much like Percocet. One of the two. Yeah, I'm not sure lie. It's kind of cool looking.

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It is. Kind of that's the problem. At the same time, it's kind of dope.

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It's like the third, I think you take talks of kids like getting piercings in between their eyebrows now like everand if I could do that and then just take it out, like if I could wear it once a month, I think, oh, where am I like 25 million diamond on my forehead, but I don't want it permanent.

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Yeah, well yeah. That's like a bounty on your head. You're going to get jumped in like. That's what I'm saying.

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That's what I'm saying.

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That is a huge like it's kind of a target now I'm OK walking around flaunting twenty four million dollars like come try me. That's hard but you guys are going to shoot you or like cut your head off.

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Cut your head off is what I'm picturing. It's going to take the head troubador. Right. Right.

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You just like oh I have a little Uzi virts like diamond in his head. In my shelf.

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Yes. Yeah, yeah. OK. Wow. Oh, I have no idea you're going to know this, Josh. Kind of kind of looks like I might be wrong, but is that like Cheech and Chong kind of thing, that it looks like classic Cheech murderer guy, but I'm having what the fuck's sake, Marilyn Manson or something?

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Lead singer Grousbeck. I'm just totally having a mindfuck.

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Holy cow, my brain man. I was five, four, three lead singer.

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He totally looks like Tommy Chong is because like a random dude, I'm just never going to get it. I know the name. What's the name again. Jerry Garcia. Yeah, the. Oh I've never heard of that name. That doesn't surprise me, I mean, the Grateful Dead is old what what are you holding? What is Josh showing?

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He looks like Tommy Chong looks exactly like Tommy Chong. I was never. Have you ever have you guys ever listen the Grateful Dead? Probably it's just like, I don't really know, all time champion like people of the entire like crowd, just high drug.

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Yeah. Yes, I seen a couple of jokes, like I've seen a meme like Family Guy about it. Stewie was like tripping his balls off.

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Yeah. Bill Walton, like the announcer, the basketball all time dad had great band, great band, great bencic kind of like the predecessor for like a fish or like string cheese incident type band. I know these guys are. They look like the Juggalos. The Juggalos, Juggalos, yeah, I think I thought you said gigolo. Is that what you're saying? Like the male prostitute?

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No, I have the clowns, the Juggalos gigolo, the jugal.

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They look kind of like WWE. You go to one of these concerts and it's like we had a girl that I think it went to one of these. It's the craziest group, the gathering of the Juggalos. Juggalos.

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What did they what do they do? They just suck like blow stuff like Juggalos, Insane Clown Posse. I think I'm right, their fans are called Juggalos, right?

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Huh. Wow. You learn something every day. No idea.

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Crazy, crazy, what do they do, like to like music? It's like their fans are insane.

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Are they like, oh is it like scary like scream type, like born crazy, like buying bats off, like heads of bats off and stuff for a while. Yeah.

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Except like no show and they're just legit crazy. OK, what. Yeah, gas was at Paul was my first guy, he he must have film with Captain at they went to a Juggalo concert. They're crazy. I've been to a screamo concert. I want to date at a screamo concert. It was unbelievable.

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It was a real. Yeah, that girl like Screamo, did you? So you got you guys are just like talking while someone screaming in the background.

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I Josh I couldn't take my eyes off the moshpit. People are getting destroyed. I was like, and it's so scary just watching people get annihilated.

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So it's almost like you're watching Olding Coliseum times this like huge. Just like a war going on. It was bananas.

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Oh, here's the Juggalos. Oh, this is scary. Walking past Florida. Yeah.

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Why? I mean, my family don't give a fuck what I do. I tell them I'm smoking crack. They don't give a fuck but the Juggalos shit just like the make up.

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Do you wear that like every day or just when you're at these. It's not makeup. It's face paint. It's face paint. Yeah. Yeah. Or paint or your name is through some shit or underwear.

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Like underwear.

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Yeah. Like the dirty deeds. Oh yeah. They're done dirt cheap.

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Yeah I seem to not, I seem to have a lot to learn as my first year and I drove twenty five, twenty five hours by myself straight to make it here to CACP. Oh I've been down with ICP since I was 13 years old. Is there anything you care about more than IACP. Honestly, there's really not.

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I mean ICP is pretty much life you got. What do you what do you got the gasoline for.

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You want to smell. I want to smell your your gasoline. These guys don't fuck around.

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You never been asked before in my whole life when you fuel cars. Smells good. Is that why. You know, I am like it's very it's very potent, very potent.

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Fucked up your brain though.

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So how you guys go to this thing a lot.

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This is. All right. Well, you get the part. It's a hello there. It's a whole culture game. Yeah. I want to I want to go just to you.

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You want to go experiences. I don't it'd be too pretty. You wouldn't make it out of there, right? I'd probably die. Yeah.

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Someone would take you and you'd just be like in a little one of the escapes from now on you'd be in a giant cage and like I'd be the gimp from like Pulp Fiction.

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It would be like Mad Max. I would just be one of the, like, chained up. Weird. Yeah. Oh yeah.

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All right. Yeah. OK, don't go. Oh, that's that's came in Dallas. Yeah, that is is he the one who keeps driving me? Is he actually yes.

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I laugh. I know he is actually. Yes he is. I've heard about that, Dave. I don't know how I know that, but I do know that he had been reaching out to you and talking about bar stool.

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I think he's doing something with Stork's. Maybe I don't know what it was that he was, but I did hear he was reaching out. I don't know. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's he's starting like he's reached out to me four or five times. He's starting some woodstock's. Maybe I should I don't know, maybe I should reply.

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He, he, he used to do or I guess maybe Solorzano. He was a social media kid. He didn't.

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McGucken He was kind of like, he was like first Suape.

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Yeah. Yeah exactly. One of the social media blow up kids if you know, like he was in the Logan Complera like Jachin I think Jake and Logan went on like a tour with him for a little bit. Yeah, but. Good looking. I don't know. Just as you say, that's a good looking guy, you know, I talk about Cameron Dallas, I don't know this one either.

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I don't I feel like I should know this. I don't. Yeah. Who is it? Not a clue.

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Oh, Charlie, XRX, we're we're supposed to talk about with Charlie or we have to talk about that. Did you guys see that? I recognized that name. How did you guys not know who that was? I've never seen her face.

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The only reason I know this name is because the hashtag controversy that went on like. Yeah, what?

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Like something about Charlie Sauternes, Charlie X-axis, the girl that we just saw, her producer died and everyone was using the hashtag like, I stand with Charlie and Charlie DeMille thought they were talking about her.

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And she responded and was said, I'm looking through the hair for Charlie hashtag. Oh, my goodness, you guys are so sweet. Your kind words warm my heart. I'm so lucky. And they literally were talking about Charlie X-axis, dead producer.

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That is awesome. Not all bad. Is that bad. Oh no. Yeah, but Charlie.

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Yeah. Awful but awesome that Charlie thought that was about her. Yeah. And by the way, you can say what you want. Like what an ego what or whatever. It's still such a PR move. That's like if I stand with Dave and I just look I'm like, oh thank you. That's for me. Yeah.

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That is low key empowerment, but that's ego at all.

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There's no way that we've got 100 percent Charlie just being like, oh, they're probably making al-Sheik about me. I should try to be nice in response. She was just trying to be a good like. Yeah. Oh yeah.

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Yeah. Tokidoki the hashtag. She didn't mean it to be like a jerk and her name is a RNLI, but it is still like if you just see that trending, you know, like oh that's about me.

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I mean that's all.

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It just means she didn't read any of them because the hashtags were like rest in peace like well and then.

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Oh yeah. I guess that does mean she didn't read it. Well, she's already grown.

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She doesn't have time for that. She doesn't have time.

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Write busy schedules, too busy. She's on time. So she's just like I see the hashtag, I get it.

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So I'm like, yeah but for real. Probably like.

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All right. To Charlie. See her producer. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's, that's true about. Uh. I don't know her name. Oh, she's on she's friends, friends. Yes, what's her name? Monarch. Yeah, I'm Monica. Her name on the show, right?

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Yeah, that count. Yeah, that counts. Yeah, that's correct. OK. I assume I'm supposed to know who this is. You don't know who it is either. Looks like John Denver, but I know it's not. I have no idea. I have no idea who that is. I've never tried to Josh, just go take a shit. I have no idea.

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No, I was trying to fake my producer just ran away and my camera died. I think so. Guitarist for Hoop. Lead singer of fish, oh, you just talked about fish. I know, well, yeah, I'm not nearly I'm way more familiar with Grateful Dead than I am fish. Right. I have no clue. Little balls, dancing or whatever that song is.

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Great song. Dancing around the room, that's the song Dance Around the Room is a great song, probably not danced around little balls. That's a weird song title.

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It is, but they talk about balls dancing around the room, maybe. Yeah. Bounce around the room.

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That's funny. Is that it? Oh, and punk and pop.

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I'm just assuming I like this is just because I know of a big band in it beats I believe.

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Oh that's what it was capable. I was going to say cape hop. Yeah it's that but it's like beats of the band K pops. Like a Jandro. Yes.

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Oh. Oh I didn't don't.

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I don't know any like couldn't tell you a name of a person on that band but they are but they're like yeah that's what I hear too that they're their fans like their diet. My like it's insane. Yeah.

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I got into it once and they kidnaped me one time. I saw him at an awards show and I said something not even pretty nondescript but they came for my head. Oh I'm surprised you're still like standing after.

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Why yes. Fans came for you. What did you say to them. What what what does it say to you? I don't know. It was years ago. Oh, that's crazy. Well, how many of these we got? I don't know who that is. Yeah, I don't know.

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I got zero idea. Oh, that's Climos Convos girlfriend. The only thing I know about Wabo is when when they say quavered in the beginning of the song, right? Quave. Oh, yeah. All right. So it makes you say yeah.

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Oh, yeah. D.M. to her when I was a kid. Yeah. Got to cut it when we were talking about this no fly thing.

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All right. So do we want to. Let's just and we'll save Karen. Just married this evening to talk friendly, save that, what do you have questions and what questions? Yeah, two questions.

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First question, if OK, if you were on death row, what would your last meal be?

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Wow. Yeah, that's a crazy. That's a great question.

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Italian. Tally, well, I would say. Probably just like a steak dinner or heavy pasta, heavy like a car bone or something like that, just heavy. Like heavy.

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Yeah, I'd eat a shit ton. Yeah, OK, two one concert's open.

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Back up. What's the first concert you want to go to.

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Oh. That's a good question. I mean, I'd probably rather go to like. A festival or something, I do, because I've never really yeah, I've never done like a Coachella or made in America or anything like that.

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So I'm one of those people. It's like I could never do a show. I've gotten spoiled. And Josh, you're so young, so you'll be spoiled like I could never do Coachella as this is going to make me sound like super Bujji as a normal person and just be in the mix. I'd hate it. But if you have the hookups in the connects, like, oh, it's fun.

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Yeah, I've never done Coachella that way and I haven't been to a concert really in.

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Forever. Yeah, yeah, what I want to say, any time I still Jimmy Buffett, I just I'll follow Jimmy Buffett around and just go to his ship. All right, fair enough, and answers that so Will, we'll get back to the guests. I'm going to make a pledge to myself.

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I'm going to be nicer to Michael Gruene, yes, that's nice. That's a good pledge. That's a big step, Dave. I will say the only thing is you can't take personally what I say in the heat of the moment.

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Like, I'll check them out. Like, I mean, I just said it like you can't really mean.

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Right, right. You didn't mean it. Like, seriously, you're going to come up in here like I. All right. Grab them by the neck. And just like you're also not a physical guy. No. You said you've never fought. Like, I forgot. I even said that. Or we even had a falling out till like four days later when he texted me out of the blue being like, just joking. But I just trashed you on Twitter.

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Oh, all right. So anyhow, that's Piaf's.

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Anything else? I think that's it, resolution hasn't been sort of great day, right. All right. See you guys next week. So this is.