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So we've got Josh, Brianna, do we have the camera on? Brownless So we have real time here.

OK, cool. First of all, before we even get into the swails clean up, you chirped me, Brianna, on my, like, reply video.

Well, because the to the toothbrush was just like, why did you throw that in? Because it wasn't he would have like teeth. It is this song that you don't need to put in a toothbrush.

I thought those kind of like a fire move. By the way. That guy didn't respond. What's his name? Noah Miller. Yeah, what the fuck? I thought he would have responded to that video, but he did it. No, no.

I thought he made a duet about the the podcast, though, didn't he made one video initially.

Yeah. Did you see my response to him? I feel like maybe I did it too. Without that.

We show that to Josh, yet I made it so he so I'm getting like better a tech talk now. So he did that. He did the response video and I don't know which party saw it. And then I tried to invite him on the show because I want him to go rip everybody. And I don't think he responded to it, which is crazy because I thought it was like an elegant, classy, sophisticated tick tock response.

The only person who responded to it was Brianna saying, like, why do you have a toothbrush in it?

We landed in Miami and I made it. There it is. Here it is right here.

No one, Miller, no amylase the fuck out of us. I live here. I feel fucking right now. BMF let's rowswell together fish. The toothbrushes, a toothbrush is an electric move, I mean, is it an electric toothbrush?

No, it was just I just showed up at the hotel. I had like I was under my suitcase. I listened to the lyrics. They said something about brushing teeth. I'm like, I'm going to use this as a prop. It took me like seven takes to do it.

Paid for that. Yeah. Because you have a limited amount of fucking. I don't know.

Yeah, I know. It's it's hard to play it out perfectly. I mean you did like that, you gave a little like arm movement dance. I don't know. Dave's getting better at Tector. I think so.

But yeah, he didn't respond to that so that kind of sucks. All right. What the hell is going on with the White House? Dude, I, I woke up and I got a FaceTime from Noah on the day when all these tweets were like going out and people started like consuming things.

And Noah is like, yo, Josh is way like falling apart or something. I had no idea what he was talking about.

So I instantly go on my phone and start seeing all these tweets. No fucking clue what happened yesterday.

Like, I don't know what like Blake started tweeting and then I think that only was tweeting something sad, too.

So maybe that was a correlation. Or maybe it was like Hsueh, I know I was lost. Like, I'm looking at it.

I'm still lost, so. People are unfollowing Hsueh House on on like Instagram. Yeah, so I mean, you guys are all together and live together and you're you're saying you have no idea what's going on?

Well, I was in with Blake yesterday, you know, like, I don't live at the same house as him, so I don't know from his point of view.

I know that Quinten, I think when they talked about him, like removing pictures from Hsueh, I know that's because he's trying to build a certain image for himself online for something he's coming out with in the future.

So he just wanted his, like, feet to look the same.

Do you think Swails is dead? No. I mean, the boys, like we all still hang out. We're all making videos. I would say the only thing that's different now is like there's no sway.

One house. It's like there's just two houses.

People don't really use the sway account, so people don't follow it.

There is no actual, like, formal connection. It's like no one signs something be like, hey, I'm Hsueh House. I have to do this. Right, right.

Like, we've kind of just all we're all just like we say we're hsueh. We say we're in the group. It's not like yeah. So there's no right.

There's no like it's not like being in a boy band where you sign a contract and you're like committed to anything.

No, not you can, you can leave Hsueh whenever you want to leave. So if someone wanted to leave they could leave tomorrow and pack their bags. Right. Have you followed this? No, I think it was just like a publicity thing to get attention. But but all right. Some of this publicity. But then Bryce Hall has been all up in the news because he's a little Yadi, because little Yadi, he put lyrics of Addison Ray in his song and shit like that.

And then I asked so I asked Josh, I'm like, get Bryce always like, I don't think he'll do it because he's still like. But heard about Alex.

I mean, he's just got a bat. Like, I don't think I don't think he really is fond of you, Dave. He doesn't like me. I don't think so.

Mean since because of Alex. Yeah, I kind of heard him a little bit. Come on, he can't be that soft. That's tissue paper. I don't think it's I don't know what it is in his head.

It is it's not a soft thing.

It's more like I'm not going to go and talk to a guy that he feels like, I guess made someone disrespect him.

This guy is going to be the softest dude ever. Like, does he not bust balls?

All he does online, he's like, oh, I up the fight thing. Like, I mean, nothing that bad has been said about him, Alex. You look like Sid from Ice Age. I said he was the ugliest boy, but who fucking cares? He's dating like a really hot girl. He's famous. People say I'm fucking look like Gonzo all the time.

I don't lie about it. Yeah, I don't know, man.

It just it hit them in a different way. I don't even know how to explain it. It's just like he really wasn't he was not happy at all.

So do you ever talk to him when you see him be like I mean, we're doing this podcast together, like, yo, come on, it helps. I mean, maybe we need to do a little like therapy, couples therapy here.

Yeah.

Get them all up, because I think we're and I know a lot of your guys did podcasts and sway House. I think we're the only one that's kind of like working, to be honest.

I think that Brice has his in the business category and then I don't know with the rest. I think all the other ones failed.

Yeah, I don't know which I told you the first day we met when remember all the guys like well we're doing a podcast with this guy that guys, I don't give a fuck about any of those people like our podcast, our podcast will work so.

Oh yeah. But I don't know, it sucks if we've alienated all the rest of this warehouse guys where it took me like five seconds to be like, oh, we don't wanna deal with that guy anymore.

I know they they I'll, I'll, let's see. Maybe we got to pull in someone from the outside, get like a therapist to come in.

Maybe like someone famous maybe I don't know, get you in you embrace this is our chat and yeah it is surprising because he does come across like you.

I don't know, he does talk so much shit about how, how could he care about anything that's kind of the world he's in. Right. As long as you like. I got voted on this thing the most polarizing, like sports figure. That's awesome. Like, I'd rather be polarizing and people hate, love or whatever, and I don't even whatever we got to get him back on.

He can't be that soft, if you will, because let me tell you, if he doesn't like me, I'll like him one hundred times harder, not back like I'll I'll really go out like I thought. We're all big happy sway house podcast family. I thought that's what we were too.

That I felt the family vibes. I felt the love.

I didn't feel it. Yeah. I don't know. So.

So we have nothing. You have nothing to add to any of this, all this White House shit. Nothing.

I mean what's a little sensitive Yadi beef. Yeah he he has a little bit actually. I mean I thought, I thought Bryce took a dub there. I mean after Yadi started saying, like, I don't want you in my music video. And then I kind of just threw up that this u with the screenshot from the manager's text saying they want him in Addison in the music video like that was that was pretty funny.

Yeah. That that is a good victory. But he probably didn't want him. He wanted out of San probably so.

All right, last thing now, this game one to explain, this was your idea right around so and so the name those sway boy abs.

OK, yeah. So explain how this is going to work here.

So there's going to be pictures of the way boys abs. And I'm assuming you're not going to get any of them. But I want to see if Josh really knows his Superboy's. OK, they're a big family. He should know he's stabilized.

OK, so I'm just you can guess, judging off the abs, this is OK. That's that's Quintin. Nice. Yeah, that's crazy. He knew that Quentins got to keep working out, was like you guys are all ripped that little stuff that I could probably get to in a month of a Jaiden.

Wow. Yes, tattoo. I mean, it's not that our arm, you know. Noah, this is just going to make me look so weird that I know everyone. It's like it's really not that weird. I swear it's not that weird. Those are my eyes.

Yeah. Well, you got good abs. Yeah, thanks, Dave. He stole my free hoochie necklace, did are you guys all on steroids? No, just just a couple just two people. I'll let you go.

And what is it? Does it fuck your dick up?

I mean, I don't know. I think I think that it makes just your testicles shrink. That's what that's what they were saying.

Yeah. That that's like a problem, right? No, but I think it goes back after you're done like they drop again. Got it. That's Anthony, though, that's so Anthony just doesn't work out, he I don't think he did during that picture, maybe he had just started, but he used to be like super skinny, got like insanely. Oh, come on. Oh, what we had to do that Dave Portnoy can't put a fucking people up and do that one that was that was unneeded.

Griffin Judd said, that's funny. All right. And then Brace, yo, brace. And Dave's body's kind of looking the same.

Put them next to each other. Can we do that? Yeah, honestly.

Kind of do me and him. Yeah. Yeah, I was saying that because I know I didn't think it fucked with, like, you know, your part.

I'm just saying that because I know Bryce will get pissed at it if he sees this clip. I look they're kind of similar now.

I haven't worked out like yea I may start doing some push ups and fucking sit ups.

I never know. I'm BFC when you're shirtless pictures about to be brought up.

So no I know, I know, I kind of like the shirt the way I look here. Show up now with the Penn gear.

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These are like viral things that happen this week on Tech Talk. I haven't seen the videos. So we can see the reactions, see the trends, watch them in real time and just get the feedback on it.

Let's do it. What's the most insane, actual rich person behavior that you've experienced one time?

I legitimately want St.Paul by three Lamborghini's and hire two drivers for two of them so that he could drive in one on the road and at any time no paparazzi or person following him would know it was him in his car because he would have two other identical cars with drivers around him at the same time.

And back in the day any time I wanted to leave his house, but I had to be back there later for something he would legitimately make me leave and like an ornament piguet watch so that I would have a hundred thousand dollar watch on my wrist that I would have to return and come back with.

I've seen him order the baby 1942 and I've a massage and Riley read all the same vision.

And one time I wanted to start a secret company with him and I told him that I would only do it if he bought me an Escalade as the company car and he bought an Escalade the same day.

One time he was shooting a music video and only wanted a specific type of Maybach. And the only person in the world that had it was Drake, and they told him he couldn't have it. So he called Drake and Rick's team and paid to the car the next day. But I was playing around and I lost it, but I guess I'd be my own insane behavior. OK, well, that's crazy.

So that was really just about how Jake. Yeah, that was Ben's is spending all this money. Yeah. It's a trend to talk about, like the most rich people behavior you've ever been around.

So I'm sure you have a story with some type of rich person.

I mean, you got fuck you money, aren't you? Just the rich person?

I would say I'm rich, but I'm not like that. Right. I'm not like pints. And I didn't think Jake Paul was that rich to be buying like three Lamborghinis, like, that's Matt.

But like it might just be not the best, like, financial move. Yeah. I mean, like right. Like technically you could afford to buy the Lamborghini. Doesn't mean you should.

Yeah, I'm trying to think I mean, you're around a lot of crazy shit off the top. And I have been around tons of rich people, but I'm trying to think of things where I'm like, oh my God, this is just obnoxiously rich. Nothing like what Tanager said. All that stuff was outrageous. That was almost like that crazy person behavior. Right, right, yeah, that's no, that's what I would expect like Jay-Z to be doing right.

Like billionaires to be doing that type of shit. I don't know what's the craziest thing you've seen or anything that jumps out of your head?

See, for me, it's like I've I've got in like a private jet to Vegas the day before, but like, I never paid for any of this shit.

Like, someone always ends up paying for me or like it's like, you know, some surprise sponsors. So like we got a jet and ended up like landing in Vegas with, like, cars that were like dope. It's like nothing, nothing like that where I'm actually spending the money.

Yeah. I mean, I get planes all the time. Like, I flew to Miami the other day, like I'm done with commercial. That's the best part of like I guess having money. But I'm not obnoxious like that. I mean, I bet I gamble, but nothing, there's nothing that jumps out to me.

And to be honest, there's nothing that I've seen from ultra rich people that that is anything remotely like that. I can't think of anything. I mean, I'm trying to think the craziest things I've done.

I mean, I bet close to a million dollars on, like a sporting event and lost before. But that whole we're like, I'm a degenerate idiot. Well, yeah, I wasn't trying to like flaks be like, look at my money. What what do you do after that?

What do you do after you lose a million dollars? I just have to block it out of my mind and be like, oh, I didn't do that. Like like, you know, once the sun comes up tomorrow, not in the bank account, I would be like, I'm Christ after that.

I used to back in the day just put T-shirts on sale. I'd be like, all right, I just lost all that money.

I mean, I spent two hundred grand for a place a month in the Hamptons. Like, that's a lot, but nothing. I mean, that stuff's crazy. Like going to get drugs car. I don't know how much money the polls have. Maybe they are billionaires. Like, I can't do that type of stuff. Like the million dollar bet that's 110 million. I bet a ton of money on the Patriots. The Super Bowl ended up in jail, but nothing like that, nothing as crazy.

And again, I've been around plenty of rich people, but they don't do that either or else they wouldn't be rich, right?

That's what I'm saying. Like, you can't spend that money and stay rich. Yeah. Yeah. I do have a different question. I've noticed that I've noticed Blake Brice doesn't know that guy. Like, what are these earrings now that hang? I feel like that straight out of the 80s, like that kid's earring.

Like people wear those now. The dangling. Yeah, the dangling rings.

It's like right out of an 80s video. It's very fucking strange.

Yeah. No, the Anthony kid that we saw that you were like, he doesn't work out, he lives with me and he started like the whole dangly earrings thing on ticktock. Like he was actually like I think like going to be in some like New York Times article. They did some article about him where he was like one of the boys that started that trend.

All right, yeah, is there more trends, is that it? That's it. Those are the two popping trends right now. OK, so we got another game that Brianna came up with, which is for you and I, Josh, basically feminine products here. And we're going to see if we know what they are. I feel like I've seen this somewhere else, but it was a trend on tick.

Oh, it was. Yeah. OK, let's see how we do.

Uh, I'll be really disappointed if you don't get a couple because some of them are easy. I'm having deja eyeliner. Nope. No mascara karola.

That's all right.

Eyeliner, mascara, the same shit. No it's not mascara though. You got it. I think it is the same stuff, and you know that one, Josh, I thought it was more scary. Is that is that like a tweezer. No, I know what that is. Eyebrow's.

Mm. So it's not a tweezer it's not tweezers, no, is it like a pimple squeezer or something?

No, it's a it's to do stuff with your eyebrows close. Look at the top of his eyelash lift.

Pluck your eyebrows. Wait, Josh kind of just got it. He's an eyelash lifter. Basically, you put fake eyelashes on with it.

I laugh. Oh, that's a makeup thing that you push and smooth and shit. OK, yeah. You didn't think I'd get that. Well, what like Josh, you know the name of it that is it a Dabur.

It's a makeup like sponge.

Now you got it. You got I mean I fucking nailed you got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was pretty close. I had no clue what that is. Josh? Is that look like a fake tit menstrual cup, so. All right, that's that's exactly we're not going to go like no girl that I'd be with would leave that lying down, so.

Right.

Seen it before. Yeah. Fair. That's not like that's not just like, you know, you just like throw it in there or something. But the guess is OK.

Acrylic acrylic is nails, so it's going to be something for nails. Oh, is that like the like is that one of those things where you, like, dipped the nail in or something like that? Yeah.

You got to sign on because those contacts close. Yes. Contact is exactly. That's something for your eye. No way, that looks like a wine bottle opener. It does look like a wine bottle opener, but it plucks your eyes. That doesn't pluck your eyes, does something so different.

I still don't know what that means. Yeah, what the fuck am I supposed to know? The speculum is. I didn't even know the name of it, but I know what it is. What is it? It goes like in your vagina, the doctor. And what in your mind?

Oh, well, that's that's fucking that's not a feminine product.

No, but like, it was a funny thing.

I mean, it wouldn't be used on a guy. Would you say, Josh, it wouldn't even have been used on a guy.

No. She said it goes up. So that's like your for exam. Yeah.

OK, yeah. Now, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you put them on like your toes, right, to space them out or something. Yes. Yeah. Have you ever had a man of your petty Josh? I have it now.

I had one. I hated it, hated it. Didn't like digging around on my toes. I had to call an end to it. I'm like, that's enough.

And I didn't understand what I was saying. I'm like, no, I'm. It, uh, looks like for us, I have no fucking clue. Yeah, um. Yeah, I got I got nothing. I literally have lost the IUD. Yeah, I gotta be honest. I know I know what an IUD is like basic. But no clue what it look like. No clue. No, no. Like an IUD. And it's like, OK, like, I don't know how that could possibly work for anything.

I don't get IUD either, but I know what it looks like.

Fake boobs. Oh, they are fake boobs, aren't they? I guess that too soon. Nipple covers, all right. Yeah, the nipple covers are like weird.

I think I've I've seen, I think a girl I like one of my school plays one time had that her nipple covers just like fall out. Oh, that's brutal.

Nipple covers are like weird. I mean, they're weird to like when they when they appear it's always like a little shocking, not shocking, but it's like, oh all right. Nipple covers. So that's that game. I mean, we did better and I think we thought we.

I don't even think we got one. All right. So next part.

I mean, again, if girls are leaving shit around, you generally know. All right. So we've got to go back to some questions here, see what we got for the questions of the week. You have them, Brianna. Yeah, I have them.

OK, OK. So but this is going to be a reoccurring thing. So if there's any listeners that have questions for Josh and Dave, tag the hashtag, ask BFX on tech, talk and ask any question and they'll be answering phones every week. So we have three questions this week.

First on Josh, if you were to go to college, where would you have gone? And Dave, where do you think would have been a good college choice for Josh?

OK, so. I'm Canadian, so I probably wouldn't even went to school in the U.S., so I would have went to a university, not a college, kids colleges for like dumb kids in Canada. But I probably would have went to like University of Toronto. I don't know.

I never thought I was going to college ever. I mean, he's popular, obviously. So you want to go somewhere warm? Probably where there's, like, hot girl, I don't know, like Miami or something. Probably got him a cool spot for him.

It's a weird question, but OK, next question back at Miami.

Josh, what is your least favorite trend that has been on tech talk? And Dave, is there a trend you hated all the years you've been on the Internet?

A trend I hated probably the the radio, like when they got parents to rate the kids and not because I, like, cared that parents were like saying speak and shit on us or anything like that. Like that did bother me just because so many people made such like a big deal and like like people just like turning the trend into something not fun when it was supposed to be fun. Like, I just hate when that shit happens. It gets so annoying on tick tock.

I hate every trend. Like, I hate I like I started.

So there's going to date me, but like Parcel's been around so long. I remember when someone told me, Hey Dave, you're got to get on MySpace. I was like, what's MySpace? And it's like this thing is like, OK, I'll get on it.

And then Facebook comes along and then Instagram comes along and the tick tock comes along and and with Bastable is constantly like, well, we gotta stay relevant, we gotta stay cool. So we'll be familiar with all these new things in. You're constantly trying to learn new platforms and stay relevant and get better at it and, you know, reach new audiences, but you can never rest. So it's just that part keeps me up. That's like the business side.

It's just we always have to be ready for, like, the next thing or else will disappear. So you never get to rest. You never get to sleep. Every new trend, it's like, is this going to take off? Do we have to be on this platform? So that kind of is always a pain in the ass. And it's like, I'm sure, you know, tech talks, obviously what's hot. It's like why Josh and I started this.

But yeah, you know, that they'll be something else in another year or two years. That's the next thing. And then you got to learn how to master that Snapchat, whatever it is, there's always something new and the next generations on it is just staying relevant, staying hot.

So I hate every new trend. I hate it because it just causes more work.

Serious. It's good answer. OK, last question. Advice to slide into a celebrity or social media stars. DM's, what catches your attention in the DMS? Do you guys even read your DMS?

I did this. I like some girl made a video about how to slide into like a celebrity GM and I responded to it. I think I do edit it. I was getting on my like Tic TAC game and it made different.

I, I think I said for girls I'm like, just say you fuck.

Like if you, if you're like, hey, I fuck that, I'll catch your attention now I get it too much. So it's like a joke like people are that the guys say girls say it.

There's always new trends that I don't even know are trends. But I can tell somebody like people are sending me snowflakes. Somebody must have said something was on a song or something.

Oh, that's the snowflake is when you're soft. Yeah. They're calling you soft. If. No, they weren't. They weren't the snowflake. It wasn't like guys, it was girls, it was from a song. It was like ice or something. I asked when this was going on.

Well, now, if Snowflake means like you're like, no, I know Snowflake is on the king of calling people snowflake.

Yeah. It wasn't being sent in as it was girls saying it was like icy. That's what it meant. I asked. And the thing they're saying it was a compliment.

OK, so they were saying you were icy. Yeah. Was that mean, though, like swagged out like. Yes. Yeah. So that I get a lot notice means.

Like, notice me, notice. Oh, me. Oh, yeah, no, I'm never answering that. No, I haven't looked at decencies notice because people don't get my DM so it goes full circle again when we start. Like what made bar. So bar stool is we always had content before anybody else and it wasn't like people are sending us videos, they take themselves that were funny or unique. Yeah. And we were the ones putting on the internet.

It started off people was and we had like tips up barstool sports then moved to Facebook. Now it's really Instagram how people send tips. So I go through people send pizza places, videos and girls slide in.

And if I see like what I would consider like Hot Avatar or somebody, I'll look like if I'm just going. Right. Yeah. So I always it yeah. I look I think.

I think like. It's really just depends on like what the little little pictures, you know. I feel like that's important. You've got to have the best picture as your profile picture. People want to know what they're getting right off the get go and then they'll go and read their DNA.

So I will say I never understand a girl who sends a DM and is private. Right.

It's like, what are you at least put like the Biscoe in the bio so I can see what you're working with or else like it's like you better have like a very, very pretty looking little Avi because then you got to follow.

So I went through a phase where if that happened, I'd follow.

And then then I was not attracted to them. I wouldn't unfollow because I felt I mean, it's like I look now I'm basically calling you ugly, so I don't want to unfollow. And I ended up following a gazillion people and then people start criticizing me that I was following too many people. So it's like, all right. Well, I and I did a cleanse not too long ago. I took out like two thousand people. Geez.

See, I, I remember when I first started social media, I totally would just follow people, see, like I was like, oh, that girl's cute. OK, I'll keep the follow and then if not on fire, but that's not a good thing. Yeah, that's calling them ugly. Well, it wasn't calling him anything, I was just seeing if I was interested in keeping the conversation alive and then, you know, sometimes I was and sometimes I wasn't.

Yeah, I mean, I have it. Listen, people ask it's like I'm single. I'm not on any, like, dating sites or anything like that. So I have met people. I don't go out. I mean, when I go out, I don't meet a ton of people. So I mean, I look.

So your advice is to have a good profile picture and not be private. Yes, yeah, OK, yeah, that's the advice for taking from that question. Yes, I think so, yeah. Yes, yes. Yes. OK, next question, or is that it? Now, that's three questions, OK? Those are three questions. All right.

Last topic that we have here. Are you familiar?

And this is going to get a little weird and I don't know what the plan is here. So Jay Alvares has the sex tape. Do you know who he is, Josh? The travel guy?

Yeah, he used to date, I guess Alexis Rhen and Alexis rends like she's just a monster on Instagram. She has been for a while. I think she still is. She's still like pretty Calvet. Gorgeous girl they used to date. Right. And make like videos. I think he sort of slipped out of relevance a little bit.

Yeah.

But he's a very good looking guy by all accounts. And he had a sex tape come out that's kind of going viral. I haven't seen it.

Like, what's the plan? Are we plan on watching this?

Right. Because I saw I saw the link, Dave. I saw a link and it says link to the video on the notepad.

So for someone like me, like I haven't watched it right like that, concerned me because I was like I was just about to watch this naked dude for five, ten minutes on BFE this morning.

Is that what I'm getting ready for? Eight thirty in the morning. It's only a minute. OK, one more minute I could do to show we want to watch it, because you need to see how it's produced, it's produced like one of his travel blogs. It's kind of it's weird.

OK, all right. Fucking let's watch some point for some BFW watching porn of it.

Can't be good for tick tock. Nope. It is I see it everywhere of. Good thing it's kind of blurry. It's the liberty of law. This is like a YouTube system. You know what? I'm not ready for you. Here I come. You want to hurt you, man. I don't want to think about the when you call me Michael Jackson, I'm a pain in your rectum. People don't want to be got to figure, hey, what's happened is heating up the coconut oil cigars for the sake of the moms on the beach.

That's right. Put down for the straight guy fighting for. The music is part of it, but no one comes off as weird as far as I've ever been on. My name is Adam. I am from New York to London. And I don't want to hurt my music. I don't have to set something in London when you call me Michael Jackson. I'm a pain in your rectum. Don't get me wrong.

That's the whole thing. That's the whole thing. All right. So what's now? He released it.

Yeah, it got I'm pretty sure he leaked it or something like that. So it was leaked on Twitter. Yeah. Girlfriend, ex girlfriend. Alexis Wrenn said that he had a small dick before. So I'm thinking maybe he was like, no, I don't.

And here we go. I mean, he clearly first of all, that's an edited that reminded me of like the Kim Kardashian like promo hype video.

Now, I am somebody who is familiar with having sex tapes leaked on the Internet.

I was about to say, you know, you have to step into this game a little bit.

Correct. I have had two that have been released and are gone.

And I guess that's what we're saying here. Like when mine hit it like was an emergency. It's like I'm on the phone with everybody, be like, get these the fuck off the Internet, threatening to sue people, suing people.

So mine, mine or not.

And then we actually had, I don't know, not to recently like a celebrity.

So the Dave Portale show, which is more like Inside Bastable, we had to select the celebrity sex tape guy who broke the Kardashian one in the Paris Hilton one. It is like the king of sex tapes. He also happened to be a barstool fan. So he hit me up. He's like, just so you know, somebody just tried to sell me a sex tape of you. It was a new one.

He actually showed it to me. I was like, oh, my God, another one.

But what he said is true. In order for somebody to profit or buy it, I would have to, like, sign off on it. I'd have to be like, yeah. So you can't make money on anything. I have, because I would never agree to do it.

That was clearly leaked and clearly made. Like nobody makes a sex tape like that. Yeah.

That's like some like high quality. You rented out a red camera, you know, like you actually you put some work into this. Yeah. That was porn.

Like you don't make sex. Tapes were cutting back and forth, baking baby oil and pouring it on a girl. Yeah.

You make a sex tape that's leaked. It's like, hey, look like you have your own. Yes.

Like right. Put it on a corner of like a bed or correct. Like that and then I get back. Right.

And it's like your phone happens to be sitting there like oh let's turn this on. Not that that they had producers. Yeah.

Yeah. It's kind of a wild move out of bake. Big oil, big oil, but you think we're kind of that's trending on Tic-Tac now, too, everyone's talking about the baby oil, not the coconut oil, like every girl wants it. Now, people are ordering it on Amazon. It's like trending on Tecktonik coconut oil.

Yeah. With that kind of ruin the mood like you're in the middle of something like let me take a quick like 20 here go coconut oil.

I'll be back like that.

Yeah. It's not going to be as smooth as the YouTube video after all the editing, you know what I mean?

Because he was like he was like already down there, like, you know, Munchen. And then he's just going to be like, yo, give me a sec. I'll be back. He's going to come back. She's going to like have put on a shirt and is watching Family Guy now. Oh, 100 percent.

If I go into the kitchen to start snacking, like if I'm like cooking and waiting for the water to boil, like I'm just going to start eating cheeses and shit.

Yeah, exactly. And then you get cheese, it's on your fucking fingers and then you got to go wash that shit off.

So it's just like you're never going back to it. It's not happening. Yeah. There's zero point zero percent chance that works in real life.

Like you said, edited like I mean you're a girl like oh you're like, oh I want coconut oil.

Now the video is edited. It was great. I mean, every girl I've talked to, you've watched it at least 15 times. But unrealistic, though, totally idealistic.

Great watch. Realistic. Yeah, like I mean, it's just, again, like girls should be proud to be like, there's no way you just the fact you're going to boil water. Yeah.

It's like I mean, unless you just have, like, coconut oil sitting ready to go like 24/7 melted just like on the stove on love or something. Yeah.

Because waiting for water to boil is actually one of the more like frustrating things just in general. Like if you're like on the cob you like come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.

If you're waiting like naked and you're in the middle of it, it's just an impractical situation. But I mean, obviously girls like it. The guys are fucking awesome looking dude. He's like throwing his fucking dick around on a video. No shit, but it's just fake life.

Well, other girls have come forward and talked to that have hooked up with him. A girl, my friend, too, and said, like the coconut oil is.

Yeah, he hooks up a lot like everyone. Your friend. Yeah. OK, yeah. She had him.

Well why don't we have her on. I know. Yeah. Why wouldn't we invest on my podcast yesterday.

Right now she's on a flight to L.A., so. All right. What. Go ahead. I cut you off because you said that going.

Yeah, no, but there's lots of girls coming forward on tech. Talk about like I have a lot of followers in, like it would be credible, have hooked up with him and like the coconut oil is a reoccurring thing. It's in every sex experience with him. Can't live without it.

All right. Maybe he's diving a little too deep on the coconut that. Yeah, yeah. One time one time one girl was like, this is fire. And then he's just been doing it since.

I still don't know how you do it and make it work.

And how does he how does he make it smooth. Right. Like you you got to get up and go in like you can't not go turn on the stove. So that has to happen at some point.

So like but then also if he's doing it too early, she's going to like, why the fuck are you turning on the stove randomly? Like they're just hanging out in the kitchen. You just turned on the stove, throw some coconut oil and any girl is going to be like, what the fuck are you cooking right now? Like, what are you doing?

And also, it's like if girls are now wanting coconut oil. As a guy, I don't think you can do that. I don't want to do a movie like, oh, you're pulling the Jay Alvarez like, no thanks.

Yeah, because then it would be like Paul and it's his signature move. So you need something else like hot rocks. I'm going to bring out hot rocks every time I go to have sex with a girl now. Yeah, the Bagua, like, that's my move now, you can't do that. All right. So that, I guess, is going viral, still going viral and well played by him.

Listen, if you drop a sex tape on purpose, you are generally at the end of your, like, famous string.

Like, again. Yeah, for me, it was a no brainer. I didn't want it on there, like, you know, the porn companies were offering me, like I think millions of dollars didn't do like porn. Like I why would I ever do that? I have no interest in it. That's not how I make my money. That's not why I went out there. I don't want to go out there. If you're Jay Alvares and no one's talking about you.

Like, if you ask me who Jay Alvares was two days ago, I was like, I have no fucking clue. I then when you put it together. I know. But he hasn't been in the news sex tape. It'll be interesting. It'll be interesting to see if this helps them out. Do you think it will be like long term or this just he'll be relevant?

I feel like it's going to be I'm thinking couple of weeks unless he throws another one together. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Then he's just going to get classified a porn star eventually. Yeah.

And he thought we already did it. I know we're talking the low end Paul now versus Mayweather. Any thoughts on that? We'll talk to him. We kind of talked about it.

Yeah, I saw a picture of a Mayweather next to Logan. If they stood next to each other, like with their size difference and everything, what it would look like.

I don't know if it was real or not, but Logan looks just like fucking huge next door.

Yeah, I think he's a lot bigger.

I guess nobody totally knows what the rules are yet like. Yeah.

Like how is that out. Yeah. Right. So who knows. I mean, nobody charge.

I'll definitely watch it. I said one of the things that I think is interesting because of Nate Robinson getting knocked out by Jake, there's this like black Twitter athlete movement where like they hate the palls. And if Mayweather is like, I'm going to fucking kill this kid because I'm going to, like, avenge that other loss in a weird way.

Yeah, I think you do it if you want to use the best box of all time. He's old, but if he's like, I'm going to make an exhibition and give people his money worth, who knows? And I could be wrong. I was dead wrong about the Nate Robinson fight. So who knows?

Yeah. It's like I don't think anyone can have a right guess here. It's just like with the Jake fight, we've learned, like, anything can fucking happen. Like no one really thought Jake was going to come out with the dubh there.

All right. So that's it. We put this thing together. Fuck you. Sounds cool, but Letterman.