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Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy? Call her daddy. Hey, everybody.

Hey, everybody. Let's call her daddy. Get it again. Alex and Sophia, we are ready. Charlemagne and Charlene, Christine and Veronica. Tiffany and Rebecca. McKayla and Doug. What's up, guys? We are back at it again for another episode. I call her fucking puppy. I'm trying really, really hard to get through this because, like, here she goes. I'm just so tired. OK, if that's going to bother people, then I'm sorry, but I think it's fine to be open and honest and be ironic.

He has chronic mono her entire life. Sideliners like five time zones because like I was in Bora Bora, like my life is so fucking fucking tired. Am I not allowed to say no, it's OK. I'll bring the energy. If you want more detail, I'll give them the first, like I said to oh no, please stop. Anyways, so we were asked to be featured in the magazine and we said absolutely fucking not.

We were asked to by Glamour magazine, which was why I don't know.

And so we were asked to be in Glamour magazine. They wanted to do a little snip snip of us and they wanted us to be featured. Yes.

We just like, you know, they wanted a little snip snip. They were like Kabuki brush. I want a little rendezvous. Look a little, a little, a little copy and paste, like a little prop drop down. They wanted us to be featured. They want us to be the magazine, which is amazing. Thank you so much. We said no, we were like, fuck no, no we didn't say that. We said no.

And, you know, maybe back in the start of our career, we would have been like, this is unbelievable, take it and run with it. But the thing is, is we already did that once. Yeah, you can call us paranoid, call us whatever you want. But like I after what happened to us in the beginning of call her down here, I now I'm under the impression that any time a magazine or anything wants to feature us, it's to make fun of us.

It's an absolute setup. Yes. They are trying to drop off. Yes. At the time. Yeah.

So now all of you may be wondering, what are you talking about? I think that there's like maybe a snippet in a vlog that we did, but we never even talked about it because we were. So I think we have a little PTSD from it. We never talked about it because it was just like hard for us to handle. Let's just address it. We were featured in The New York Post. I don't know if you guys remember our outfits were super cute, the outfits were cute.

The hair and makeup and everything else that went with was an abomination nation. Let's break it down. So we were we had just started calling her dad. Yes. And you hear The New York Post and Alex and I were just so naive. We were like, oh, my God, this is imperative for our career that when we jump on this opportunity, um, we show up. We show up. Let me just take you down the list.

And Lane, let me take you down the list of things that I wasn't expecting. My makeup artist was pretty much seconds away from a blackout, like she was heavily intoxicated. Hammer shit shitfaced. I would say mine continue to beg. Hold on. Let me go get my kabuki brush. And she would turn around and take a swig of her flask and I think we might whinged. I like I was in my ears. It's nine a.m. and our makeup artists reek of alcohol.

Yeah. And I just could feel on my face I'm like, wait, you're doing, you're doing a winged eyeliner. But it's literally unbelievable. I know it's a mustache. What do you doing? Also, mind you, like Sofia and I are such losers. We're so excited for this world. We have like professional makeup artists coming. Right. And then these people come from there. We take it to we get these sets that we're supposed to go on to take these pictures.

And they're showing us like this is one of the sets and this is the there's that. And Sofia, where was the first one that they brought in to take the pictures?

So the photographer lady is like, I have the coolest idea. I think we should take these photos in the men's restroom.

We're like, oh, that every single person look at these.

I don't care. Sofia, just stop to the podcast. Like, wait, they're going to go look at the pictures because bear no, I don't care. Whatever. We looked ugly. It's fine. They know our makeup artist. Fuck. So if you go and look, there are like 10, 15 photos of us next to men's urinal journals, and there is one picture specifically where I have my hand up on the stall door, I'm like holding on to it.

I like so manly. And it really looks like I'm about to go to shit like I'm smiling and Sophie is holding on to it. I mean, it's kind of like, get this photo and then Sophie is going to dip out quickly and go take a massive dump. It is so embarrassing. Guys, how do we look back on it? Why we're basically holding on to the urinal then and then. Also, just this isn't like we're in the Ritz Carlton, you know, like we are in a bar bathroom in it Dungey bar, OK?

And like these urinals had been there since, like, I don't even fucking remember what she was trying to tell me.

So then they want us to take pictures with podcasting equipment. Yeah. Sitting at a bar table and we kind of gave a little push back. Really. Hey, like I don't know. I feel like we've got beer and I feel like it doesn't really make sense that we would be in a bar podcasting. The whole dynamic seems to be off. Why don't we just like sit and pose and she's like podcasting equipment is going here. It's like we'll use these props are really just going to take this photo shoot to the next level.

And she, like, directed us to dangle, like, the headphones off of one finger finger and look directly towards the camera and like, squint your eyes and like, give a sexy look. And then Alex would, like, be holding the microphone, kind of like a dick and like, look at me. I think I'm really giving Sagai. And the whole time I remember Sophia and I started to whispering to each other like, this is so fucking stupid.

We're like, this is so embarrassing. This is going to just look really it's going to ruin our career. Horrible.

So you're like, wow, guys, I'm so sorry. Like, that is such a shitty photo shoot. Sounds horrible. It gets worse. OK, we're like, Mom, Dad, we're so excited. The prince coming out. We run, we run to get the newspaper that day, you guys. We run to get the newspaper. Yeah. We go bring our 60 cents. Feel like young kids. And what does it say. The newspaper says the OK, there's two different versions, the print version and then the online version.

The print version says the title Daddy's Girls. So like full blown escort service. Please understand that we are wearing boots, little tiny skirts, heavy, make a ton of makeup and we're standing next to each other like Alex. I kind of have, like, you know, lesbian ish, like we are vibes and it says Daddy's girls and bold above it. Then it gets worse.

OK, we check out the print, reached out to print version, we check out the online version and we're like, maybe it's a little different and oh, it's different and it's all different.

And this title, is he in or worse than Daddy's Girl? Is this what the title says? Thors X and POW? OK, OK. No one's going to know what that means. I dated a guy and his alter ego, whatever is Thor, his alter know or like they call him Thor. I'm not dating Chris Hemsworth by the way. It's not funny. Hemsworth So they're saying that I dated him. So they're basically like objectifying me as like a girlfriend, Thor's ex and pal and pow pow me.

I'm the pow pow. I'm not the Kaho. No, I'm not even the confidence. No, not even the best friend. The three letter word out pow Thor is X and pal. Also, I would like everyone to understand that Alex had specifically specifically clear that she did not want the article to have anything to do with her ex boyfriend. We said we would not do the article if he was mentioned once and then he's mentioned in it. And he's the title.

He's in the title. So you so I just I guess I just don't know what's worse, like being the ex-girlfriend of the famous boyfriend or being the ex girlfriend of the boyfriend's pal. And I'm going to go ahead and say the POW, like with Sofia Redditch Histeria.

And she's like, I'm waiting. I know. Me too. I mean, she's literally pointing at Powell. She's like, OK, wait, so that's me, right? I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys. So as you can see, as we took you the journey, you can probably understand as to why Sofia and I would be a little. Hesitant to ever take anyone's offer up again on a magazine, and unless it's like a Rolling Stone, right.

But they'll probably be like you have. Oh, Forbes. Well, we're far away away from that, honey. Oh, no. But, yeah, guys who decide to update you on that because, you know, it's fun, but it's just it's just hard out here on the street. And these are the everyday struggles. No one takes us seriously but ourselves. And so that's why I think a lot of times we just try to keep to ourselves and not venture out and do other things because we're safer here.

Great. So we told you guys that we were kicking off 20, 20 with vulnerability and honesty. And by that I mean full exposure of the men were dating. And I love like we are going to be so vulnerable. We're exploiting everyone in our lives. So technically, we're not really having no water. It will be both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I realize I made a huge announcement and Alex just got to kind of sit back and twiddle or thumbs and stick a thumb up and just listen to me be vulnerable.

And I think that it's it's now time for you. Alex is dating some guy with a big, large, straight, big guy with a teeny tiny I mean, a big a big curved. Wow. Remember, we're giving them physical. Right, right. Right, right, right. So Alex is dating two guys, so I'm trying to say. Yeah.

So tell us about them in detail. OK, hey, she's still like, get to the grindstone. So I'm currently dating two guys. Very stressful, very hard on the vagina.

Love you. Make fun of me for being tired. And you're like I say to guys, I know it is not easy.

I know, like, I have no choice. So the two guys I'm dating.

So I posted it on social media because it's our job. Like, I try to give you guys, like, as much as I can without the man being like, hi, my. Yeah, you just contact me. You put me on your story. So I went to Boston the other weekend. That's to see one of the guys I'm dating. He plays hockey for a living. And he and I actually he was the first time I met him.

I had sex with him, which is so unlike me. Yeah. I'm like extremely physically attracted to him. So that's like one of the big parts of our relationship is that, look, I know, but I really like him. He's extremely his his personality. He's really sarcastic, which is great almost, because it's not getting mushy. It's just fun and lighthearted and it's obviously long distance. So like we just see each other and have great sex and have fun.

He has an amazing body. I swear. Hockey players have like really great butts like the other boxer of his, but I'll pull it up. So the relationship with him right now is like casual, but like also sarcastic. We kind of both are saying like, oh, we're only seeing each other kind of thing, but that's a fucking which is a big fat lie. He's a great dick. He's the straight dick guy. We have great sex.

He's actually from Canada. So maybe there's like a little using me for green card situation playing out here. But other than that, everything's great. So he's what should we call him? Well, you decide he's trying to use you for a green card. You call them green card guy, green card. We're just Canadian guy. Canadian, probably. Yeah, but Canadian. And then the other person that I'm dating is also great. It's her fucking people.

It's your boyfriend. Yes. And the thing is, is I know the daddy gang is like, Alex, you have your podcast and you teach us all not to go back to your ex. But it's it's there's history, but it's hot and the sex is great. You know how many times I've gone back to an ex, dragged out the relationship for an extra two years that I didn't mean to be right. It's a little boomerang effect. You just want to go back to it.

So I'm seeing him and it's annoying me, I think, because I in the beginning started being like, this is going to be purely sexual.

And I know I well, I know it's it's easier to give people advice than it is to take it as it is.

And and the fact he thought you could just fight now and and so. Well, just for a little bit of background, the ex you guys broke up because there was like some shadiness that happened. Let's call them shady. Yes. Because he was shady. Slim Shady. Slim Shady. Please sit down. I know you better not be shady.

So he is different than the Canadian. He's a bit more introverted. I kind of feel like this is a fucking disaster. Caught me talking to my ex. Yeah, well, and juggling two, yes, but like, how does that even work? Well, I think, like, is it hard to run into problems? I mean, like, supported until the day I die.

But also, is it hard to do? It's been actually a little bit of a challenge for you to say you're like on a sitcom, you're like, hold on. I like the guy now. I was like, OK, that's actually a really good question. So, yeah, I meant to say this for you for the podcast. I said I went to Boston to see the hockey player. It was great and everything.

However, I was trying to make sure that my ex didn't know I was with this guy and I didn't want the guy to know that I was trying to hide that I was with him. So we had to go to dinner that night. And like when professional teams are staying at a hotel, usually there's like a bunch of people outside waiting that like want their jersey signed and checked. So there's people constantly, like looking at who's coming and going from the hotel.

So I had to we had to we knew we were going to go to dinner together. And I think we were both kind of staring at each other, kind of like imagine you like because you're constantly in these hotels, like you have like a bell man. I have I have a bellman who I literally am carrying out the bell car and I'm like pretending I'm someone else. No know. But not far off. OK, so we both kind of like knew we were going to dinner and it got awkward.

And I think that we both knew that for his reasons he didn't want to like publicly come out with me because of our show. And it's like and I'm over here like my ex literally looks at my Twitter every day to see if I'm with someone. So we ended up literally taking separate Uber to dinner.

Oh, wow. It was like, oh, no, no, I know it was awkward, but we both were like, well, should we just did you, like, have to go out the fucking back to the hotel duty? He left first. I stayed in the room and then he texted me and he's like, OK, I'm in the car. Coast is clear. Go ahead. So I call my Uber and I walk through the lobby and then I get in my car and I meet him at the fucking place.

Wow. You guys are like fucking Kendall gender jehadi. No, no, no. We're just fucking losers. And I'm trying to hide it from. I know.

So it's a little it's a little difficult, but like we're working on it. Speaking of difficult. Yeah. Now let's really tell them.

So I talked a little bit about the guy I'm dating and it's over.

It's done. It's over. Oh no. I got in a little bit of an argument.

No, the thing is, that's the funniest part is last week, guys, Sofia does the big announcement. Yeah, I'm going to announce these people this week. And then literally when we pressed upload on the episode last week on Wednesday. Right. Sofia got in a fight with her guy and I literally got in a fight with my ex in the Canadian. And I'm like, we were we we just told the daddy gang that, like, get ready.

Yeah, they're all killed off. I know. I'm, like, proud to kill all these characters off now. And we were sitting in our apartment. We're like, holy fuck. Like, all of them are about to be gone because we had a fight with every single one of them. And then we said, hold on. Our New Year's resolution was to tell the daddy gang, OK, we got in a fight. Huh? What was the fight about?

Stutman and I got in a fight because I wanted to go into great detail about his penis and the sex you're having. Ha ha ha. I know people are like, stop it. No, literally the size, the girth, the length. It's all her daddy. Yeah. And we started this podcast by talking about. Yeah, you just heard me say straight and curved, except here. And that's not a lie. I've seen pictures of both.

You know, one of them is true. My love is curved. And so I wanted to talk about his penis and I shouldn't have done this. And this is like what bites in the eyes is I was like, I'm going to talk about, like the sex we had last night. Yeah. Giving him a little heads up. Yeah. Don't ever give them a heads up. Ever notice anything that you hear it and then ask for forgiveness.

What if people say ask for don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness. Help. Help. Yeah. Start doing that. OK. Yeah. And I was like I want to talk about the sex. I want to talk about your penis, your balls. Let's like what this is dating now. You already knew my job. Yes. You you pretended to support me. Yeah. And now where are you when I want to describe the peep.

Huh. Where's the loyalty. When I want to talk about the wee wee wee wee wee wee no. Yes.

So we'll tease out the win we got in a huge argument and I can kind of see both sides because why y are trying to play devil's advocate like I could go if I was had a boyfriend, he had a show and he was like, yes, I want to talk about the rock and the flops. I'm like, I kind of do that. No but I get it but. I don't get it because he knew you and he knew how disgusting and weird you are and you're going to go there and like, I just had to do it, unfortunately, and you have to do it so.

So pretty much I think he's actually going to break up with me. Yeah, I think actually, as we were so excited, Sylvia's got so now we're like, actually, that's over. So I just think that after a few episodes, like going out to be like, OK, guys, I'm single again. Yeah, we'll see. So that's frustrating. My two fights with these guys was the Canadian similar issue to Stutman and the fight with my ex at the time had nothing to do with the show.

It had to do with a very. Oh, yes, like this year I was there. My issue with my ex was the classic. He thinks she's a gold digger, the gold digging issue. And it's very pricey and it's constantly ever flowing in the relationship and it's just a constant issue. He was they were talking about how she's going to go fly to meet him. Yes. And he was like, kind of kidding, but kind of serious.

And he was like, let's go halfsies. Yeah. Solely because he thinks that you're using him for his money, which is absolutely true. I'm just asking if you guys knew how much not to talk about it. You know how much, Alex? Me, OK, in comparison to how much this guy made. Right. Like, you would be shocked that he even tried to pretend. Right. That she would need to pay for a flight.

So that's like what's going on with us. But now we made up I'm going to see the act is actually going on a trip. They kind of made it actually. You didn't really kind of make up. He's probably going to get killed off within the next two. Stay tuned. I may be single again. Yeah, you may be single in the middle of Mexico. I'm not the best kind. And then the Canadians. Just the Canadians.

Just fucking around upstate in Canadia. Canadian Canadia. OK, well, where is that?

I've never heard about that. OK, please let us know geographically where Canada is.

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Dotti So there is this thing that happens. Men asking women for nude photographs. We all pornography all been there. And you're either the guy asking for it or you're the girl asking for it, or a guy has asked you or the girl has asked the guy and then the guy with the girl and the girl has sent it.

Yeah, I get anything new. OK, but there's this thing that sometimes happens and it's happened to me. It's happened to Alex. I'm sure it's happened to a lot of you. You send the guy the nude feeling great fire. You're expecting a response that's, you know, grateful, grateful, shock turned on. Happy, horny masturbating. Yeah. Excited for the future. Excited for what's next to satisfied. Satisfied. But but sometimes these men come back and they say, can I get more?

Fuck off. Knock it off, knock, knock it off when they're like, show me more, they're like, oh more hot like oh my God I want to see more nanomedicine. No, it's the greediest, most disgusting shit. So we want to bring this up because so many girls have written in and a lot of girls, if you're in the beginning stages specifically with a guy, you don't know how to basically tell him to fuck off in a way that's not going to be like make you guys stop talking.

Yeah, because I think that the issue with men is that men are disgusting all the time. No, was kidding. But when men get a taste of something, they always want more. When they get a taste of anything sexual, they're like, give me more. And the issue here is too many girls feel like they need to give him more or else he's going to get disinterested, as all of you are like, well, fuck, you're feeling that pressure.

You sent it. You're like, God damn, I felt like that was such a good mood. And it's like he didn't even take a second to appreciate it. And now he wants more. But if I don't send more, is he going to go and get more from another bitch or like is he going to get disinterested and he's going to be over it? I'm not going to be slutty enough. Like, what's going to happen? Ladies, ladies, ladies.

That's why you have call her dad.

Listen, I know in my old age old age old geezer fucking croaking out at any moment in front of you, heading toward the light, heading towards the three zero.

No, you hear, if a guy did this to me now, he would get blocked, blocked immediately. And people think like I know. Like, no, I know. Like, I promise you what if I sent a new to a guy and he said, hey, give me more, send me more. The text would show up green the next time he texted me. Yeah. What I'm saying and that is why we love you.

So but when I was younger, yes.

I was prone to wanting to, you know, shell them out. Yeah. Just kind of fucking hitting them before. So I understand, like some girls listening are like, how should I respond? Yeah. So if you don't have if you really, really like this guy and you don't want to block him. Yeah. This is how you should respond. Alex, give them an idea.

Alex is like you send him a photo with your legs in stirrups, essentially with your pussy out. You're like you take this to a level he's got no you. OK, here's a couple of text messages because call her daddy. We're always giving you actual lines. You can say my go to Sofia would block him. My go to is always whether this is Snapchat or this is via texting. Leave them unread completely just leaving like that. You read them asking for more than you're not answering.

My other go to would probably if they if it's via text message that they're asking for it. Girls you should double tap his request for more and press the haha option. So you're like laughing at him, asking for more backing in his feel so stupid. Make this man feel so pathetic for not appreciating what what he got. Another one is my classic would just be like a little just loel relax or like lml calm down. Yeah. Or you could be a little bit more flirty and be like well you're going to have to work a bit harder for that.

Yeah. Or maybe next time. Winky face. Yes. Maybe next time Winky face the thing. Is it because I'm girls I'm going to read you some that MILF Hunter gave us. Because what I want everyone to focus on is like you need this is a perfect time to evaluate the man you're talking to, because I think a lot of girls get so excited and like starry eyed, especially when you start sending nudes. You like you're so excited for his answer.

And even if he gives you a shitty one, sometimes girls just like brush it off and they're like, OK, well, like maybe the next one, he'll give me a good answer. So I think one sign to look for is if a man becomes overly aggressive, rude or disrespectful or even kind of like go you and doesn't give you a great answer after you send it, after you send him nude and then he asks for more and you don't give him more, please do not ever speak or associate with these men ever again like that.

Like you cannot. You have to understand that, like, this is a perfect opportunity for you actually to see this man's true colors. Right. If he is fucking giving you, like, attitude when you're like, oh like haha maybe next time fucking blow it goes for me personally, I think it's the biggest turnoff to me too. And I think my next tip is also like girls, you got to look inward and you got to think about like when you're feeling the pressure to send this next nude.

If you feel like you have to constantly throw the pussy at this man, it means that you don't have the power. And this is a huge sign that you need to evaluate, reevaluate. Where you even are, even if it's with a fuck, buddy, you we always say in Colorado, you always need to be the one controlling the situation. And if you're like, fuck, if I don't send this, he's not going to talk to me again.

Right. OK, then you are not in control of the situation and you need to, like, somehow figure out how to get. This reminds me of a conversation I had with the guy I'm dating. Actually, this is also this is exactly what he told me to not do, is talk about our sex life. But that's OK. But I proceeded at that. Right.

He was telling me about he was talking about a girl that was like the best sex ever. Right. That like he's ever had or something besides me, of course, by the way. Of course. And you guys are wondering, like, why the fuck is like a guy you're dating telling you that? Because Alex and I ask we ask. We're manipulative about it and we're also like, it's four. Call her dad. So you need to tell me.

But it's like it's like a little self-destructive. We get it out of them. Yeah. So he was telling me about this girl and he was like she was just constantly wanting to fuck me like three times a day, just like constant, constant, constant. And I was sitting there and I was like at first, like, I got a little like the jealousy started to spend a little bit, you know, and I started to kind of feel like, you know what like, fuck this girl.

She wants to fuck him three times year. I'm gonna fuck fucking five times a day, you know, like that was my initial reaction. And then I was sitting there and I was like, wait a second, I don't have to go. You don't I don't fucking have to know. That's the difference between me. And that girl is asking me if he even liked her. No, no. He did not like her. Right. She wanted more from him.

She wanted him to be like exclusive with. Right. And so she was constantly throwing the pussy at him and she had to do that. She had no power. Yes. The only power she technically had was the purse. The minute the pussy was gone, he was done. He was done. Now, however, with you, with me, I could be like, honey, I just feel like it would be kind of fun for us to try this thing or we, like, abstain from having sex for like a month.

And he would, like, start crying and be so sad, but he would still be wrapped around my finger. Exactly. You know what I mean? That's how I am in the control. Right. And that's not something even to like. You're not bragging. You're just saying I mean, you've been in relationships where you didn't have that specific situation. You've made sure to have the power. And that's what we're trying to tell you, Daddy.

And, you know, to be honest, I think the relationships that work the best are when the women have. I agree. I agree. I totally agree. That's the thing girls is like. So when he he's asking you for more milk, Hunter said you could take a step further and kind of make them feel insecure and question what they're going to. If you're like this via text and shit like this, what are you going to be like in person?

He had he had written some lines. He was like, oh, are you going to be that guy that's constantly asking for more in person, too? Oh, that's a good one. And then he said, if you want to try to turn it sexual girls and you don't want to be rude, you could say, shut up and tell me what you're going to do with that. Like, address my nude and tell me how you would fuck me kind of thing.

Oh, like, I'm talking dirty to me and like, tell me what you would want to do. I want to address something because I think that there are some girls listening and they're like they're a little bit confused about when this response could maybe be warranted. OK, like if you're sending the guy a picture of, like your bra strap, you know, and then he's going to be like, can I get a little more?

Yeah, we're going to be a little we can get. Yeah, yeah. You know, like I kind of understand where he's like he's trying to even understand what, like the other part of your shoulder looks like. Yeah. And I really do think there's girls listening that are like, oh yeah. Like fuck him. And it's like, no, no. You're only showing him like you're like clavicles. Yeah. Like he can't he wants even even like a little bump in the boob would look like.

Yes, but let me ask you this. Yeah. I always like to challenge our ideas challenge. If you send him a picture of you and your bra and panties. Yeah. And he's like, can I get more. No, he's not allowed. It depends though like obviously like the it's my boyfriend is my ex boyfriend who is literally fucked me sideways and upside down. And you seen my pussy lately, the microscope that I'm like fine but if it's a new guy I'm talking to and he like, that's the first time he's even seen me other than like in about Anisha on my body Instagram.

Yeah. Maybe I'm going to be like, fuck off guys. It's it's all relative. So if it's like one of the first few things you've sent him, then, you know, he shouldn't be allowed if you guys have been dating for like a year. Yeah. And he's like, babe, I'm horny. Can you just fucking show me the pussy? You're fine, you know? But yeah, that's a great clarification, Sophia. Also, this is a perfect time to throw the ball back in his.

And be like, fine, why don't you send me some. Yeah, let me see your dick. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Send me something I'm not. I'm so glad you brought that up, because men, if you're listening, I know we've said it, but I'll just say it again. When a woman sends you a nude, you have such an opportunity to properly receive a nude in a way that will make her more likely and excited to send you more.

Yes, you can make this girl feel so fulfilled when she sends a nude, even if it's an average nude or the girl, whatever it is, if you make her feel more appreciated and wanting, she's going to be more willing to send you more pictures and more get more comfortable and even maybe send a video or recording. But men need to be telling women how good they looked, how badly you want them, how much, how turned on you are, because you're a fucking little fire emoji.

If you stroke this girl's ego and like, make her feel so sexy when she sends you something, she is going to want you. All of a sudden they send you more and B, make them even sluttier obsolete. Isn't that what we all want? At the end of the day, we all want it. Gentlemen, I think we can agree. So ladies don't feel pressured. Men fucking shape up so we don't talk about pop culture at all.

And I don't know if we're necessarily going to star, but if I don't get this off my chest, I will literally start fucking assassinating people on the sidewalk because I got so riled up. We want to just talk about it for two seconds. Bear with us. And hey, if you like it, let us know because we would gladly get more into this shit.

Most annoying celebrity couple. OK, ok, go. OK for me. I in you like and I met myself.

There is a celebrity couple and their names. I don't want to say their names but Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas, I've seen both their faces very disturbing and I posted something on my Instagram story.

I kind of like laughed after you.

Like I find them very unattractive. I you guys, I want to punch them like I, I don't I love very dry humor, like I want to punch them. So that's a fact. I posted something on my story making fun of them and it was as if I had posted something on my story, like I had solved world hunger. I had hundreds. I'm not exaggerating hundreds of times of people being like, thank you so much. And what were you saying about them?

I was just like, I'm going to just say it. Stop. Yeah, because they're disgusting. They're disgusting. They're ugly. Pink is a lesbian. Oh, yeah. She's a lesbian. She's using she's kissing Nick as a beer. Oh, and Nick Jonas has big nipples.

He hopes so, Priyanka is a lesbian, Nick Jonas has big nipple syndrome, and I just want Pyongyang to stop using him as a beard. She's a lesbian and yeah, they probably have sex. And can you imagine. OK, let's talk about their sex because it's called her. So why are you picking Nick rides her reverse cowgirl.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Actually, no, I don't know if that happens, OK?

Priyanka likes to be on top and she likes to ride Nick Jonas and rock his little body back and forth like a baby.

And Previn's nymphal actually like rocks him to sleep like a little baby and she's like bigger than him. So he's like under getting to the amount of bragging and the amount of photographs and content that they are constantly posting to prove to the world that they are in love with each other is disgusting and repulsive. And I feel this way already about just like average Americans. Yes. You know. Yeah. Like if you're constantly posting how in love you are with your significant other.

I think it's gross, too. You know, I a lot of times I think there's something wrong. I keep mine hidden. Yes. I like you know, I don't even know. This could be a long stretch. But they kind of remind me of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. Jessica Biel, she was the man in the relationship. And so Justin Timberlake really hasn't been fucked by an actual woman in a very long time. There were just pictures league.

Yeah. Why do you think that that happened? Right. As he has not been fucked by Jessica Biel? Because I'm not going to say what side of the fence she swings when she was in seventh heaven. That's a double whammy. Justin might be a beard. I don't know. You know, when Justin Timberlake when you zoom in and drop that photo of his co-host with her little hand on his crotch in teen Yandle? Yes. No wonder you can see the splurge coming down his ankle.

He was excited for a female touch. I love how every single girl were like. They have to be trying to seduce every girl in the room. They don't even like their man. Maybe we should look in with Sofia. Maybe you were kind of like project. You really were hoping like, well, please come fuck me. Jessica Biel. You're so gorgeous. So my least favorite couple in the celebrity world is Chris.

Course, is Kris Jenner very careful, careful what is going on and what is their sex life?

Also, I caught up with Corey, the bodyguard, who is Corey. He literally was born in his 30s. We have no idea what his past is. He randomly plopped down and started dating Kris Jenner. He like her bodyguard at first. There is something about Corey that rocks Alex right to our core.

No fucks who who fuck you. Because you know what? The ice on core e gambol the hips and the ass out.

Corey Jenner fucks him. Dog, doggy. Kris Jenner puts a strap on and fucks Corey Campbell and I'm sorry. And you heard it here first there was a Christian I was going to like to was right.

There was a rumor and I actually don't think it's that much of a rumor. Oh, that Kris Jenner took had every photo taken of Corey Gamble's hips down from the Internet, like go on the Internet and try to find a picture of this guy from the waist down.

Can you explain it? Hips don't lie like a pair. I don't know what else I hope we need.

It is. OK, so Kris Jenner, fuck score Gambell. Priyanka Jubera bronczek Jonas with his big nipples like a baby. Yeah. So that's just like I'm glad we got that off her channel.

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And since the your show of the week end of the week on do they go with you. We kill all the Jews. A week ago they were back. Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I really fucking kick it off because I need to just read this so that no one ever writes this in our DMS ever fucking again. And you already know what I mean to say, OK, every single person, their mother, their grandma, their father has written this into Sophia and I.

And it seems to be such common knowledge. Everyone knows about it. I feel when we haven't talked about it, everyone wants us to talk about it. So I'm just going to fucking put this out in the world.

Guys, a way to catch a cheater is if you go into settings on their phone and then you go to privacy and then you go to location services and then system services and then significant locations, it will show you places that the person has recently or used maps app to get to, along with what day and time they were there. So you can catch your man or your girl in a lie. OK, we said, there you go, guys.

We really appreciate what you do when you guys are writing in tips, especially to catch fucking cheaters or to get an absolutely whichever way you want to see it. But like the amount, I think that's the most common deal that we receive. I'm pretty sure there are viral videos about it. So I think that a lot of times we don't feel the need to address things that are such that we've done it and know don't ever do me again. No, no.

But I get that done once a day. But we've said so if you and I always say like that requires you to be in your partner's phone already to get into that. And we've said it before, but like, I'm sorry, but if I'm in my partner's phone, that's not what I'm going to like. That might be like a little pit stop, you know, but like when if I got into my partner's phone, like the first place, I'm going, ah, what's up?

Photo album. Well, messages with his friends, yeah, and then like Instagram and Facebook messages and then looking at the sketchiest right. And then maybe I'm going to location services. So I'm glad we got this thing. Is this cheating? A lot of times starts just conversation over the phone before he's like strip at the bitch's house. Thank you. You know. Thank you. OK, great work. I found this question very interesting. OK, and it kind of has to do with nudes.

Hello, Daddy's love you guys so much. OK, so I don't know, this is weird or not, but sometimes when I masturbate I look at my own nudes. Is that weird. Like I don't know what it is, but I take some pretty hot pics and like I'm literally in my room touching myself to my own nudes, calling myself a slut. And I don't know if anyone else does this or not.

Thinks, Guys, I love this. We this is actually oh, I imagine Kanye West does this for pleasure. And he's like literally like covering him face, like not even looking at her.

OK, I've actually never heard this, but OK, this is what I am going to say because sometimes I'll be scrolling through pictures and if I come across one of my own new, you get aroused.

It's your stance on my back to be wherever you are used to stop masturbating so much that I'm like, God damn Sofia. Like, look at that, look at that rock on you. And like that little pristine pussy like that fucking I like it's not like that.

Right, right. Right. But it's like that stop. But what it is is it it's reminding me that I am a sexual creature and it is reminding me of like what I probably would maybe look like I'm getting when I think, fuck, you know, I think that it triggers like me starting to think about sex. OK, so, yes, let me tell you something, OK, I like a shrine. Oh no, I admit something.

So I talking to my ex again, Slim Shady. I wanted to go back in our old conversations. OK, no details. And I had sent him videos of you know, like me videos. Yes. Yes. And and I wanted to look at those and see like what I had been sending him also. I was trying to save them so I could maybe send them to other guys.

OK, and I was watching these videos that I had sent him masturbating and I like got like turned on because. Right. I'm remembering that moment and how obviously I'm fucking masturbating. I was horny. I was turned on and so like, I obviously channeled oh, I was horny then. I'm going like walking my speed. Yes. Yes. You're on the same page I guess. Yeah. It's triggers your memory of like having sex and girls being sexual, totally random.

But I was just thinking about that because I was making sure I did that to make sure if you are saving old videos and stuff, you have to download an app to make sure that you change the date of the video. Because if the guy said it would have been he would have seen that from like twenty eighteen, twenty, seventeen, twenty sixteen.

OK, I have a story that I want to quickly just read. We don't even have to respond to it other than saying this is the definition of exactly what Sophia and I want you to do. If you find out someone is cheating on you like this girl played it perfectly. OK, OK. Hey guys, love your podcast. Y'all are great. OK, so story time. So I dated this guy for six years and about nine months ago I found out that he was cheating on me.

His friend sent me a video of him catching my ex, making out with his friend's girlfriend in my ex's truck. So here's the kicker. My ex had no idea that his friend was recording this and he had no idea that I knew anything. So for the rest of the night, I played it off, acted normal. And then the next morning when my ex left for work, I sold all of the furniture packed up one moved the fuck out.

I blocked him, went full on ghost with no explanation. And to this day I have never talked to him again.

He can't reach me. Tell me that's not exactly what you should do, that I believe that mindfuck is the biggest mind fuck you can do to some way bigger than this. Beautiful, beautiful. She sold all the furniture. I know. I'm like, oh, my God. Like a little gone girl. It is. But I kind of love it. I love it.

OK, here's this little. So I started hooking up with this guy and we have been for a couple of weeks, so a couple of weeks she's been hooking up with this guy. I really want this into a relationship. I know it's been a short period of time and I'm not looking to rush it, but how do I do that without asking the question?

So what are we and scare him away.

So I just got annoyed by this, because I know you're saying that you don't want to rush it, but you're literally three weeks in and you're already like, I want a relationship.

We've been dating for three weeks, hooking up, hooking up for three weeks, not dating, like hooking up for three weeks. And this girl's like, I want a relationship. How do I do that? And it's like, and why are you getting clingy in the first fucking three weeks? And she thinks that the move is to ask him. She's trying to figure out she doesn't want it verbatim, say what are we? But she's like, how?

And I don't want to scare him away. But like, how do I basically move it towards a relationship without asking this question? Saying is I actually am like really, really happy that you brought this up because I'm going to go off for a second. I have had in-depth conversations with my guy about some of the girls he has dated and they all had something in common. And all of these girls wanted more from him and they all wanted more from him without asking the what are we question, which is exactly what this girl is dealing with.

OK, and so they would do it in like they would write about a round up and that can come off even fucking worse or more embarrassing.

I agree. Like he said, like a really common one was these girls would be like, you know, am I allowed to, like, see other guys?

Oh, it's like. I mean. He would say, yes, you are. Yes, absolutely they would. That was like a really common one. That's so cringe. We're like, yeah, like like asking for they would like ask him for permission, like, do you think like I could like go to like Vegas. Like there's like, you know, like. Yeah. Something going on there. Like would you be like comfortable with me doing that.

And he's like I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Actually I'd be great if I can do something else with someone else. And the thing is girls is there is no roundabout way to do it. And I do have to say, like, if I were you, I would start trying. Even if you don't like as much the other guys, I would try to start getting a few other people on your side, because I really do think that, like, you having this one guy and already being kind of really into him, like even if you don't say it, your actions and like your aura and your energy is going to be so obvious that you're so into him and it's going to be kind of a turnoff if he's not looking for something serious.

And there's there's no faking it. Girls like, you know, like you're secretly in love with him, but like, you're just going to, like, make little comments to him. Like, you got to actually live it. No, really go out there and start fucking guy, actually. And then I think the only thing that you can do purposefully is just force yourself to be a slut. I was going to say be it be shady, but don't talk about it like.

Yeah, kind of being going MIA for periods of time, but then not fucking texting him after like six hours. I'm like, I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh. I know that's what I've done my entire life is I genuinely live in. Yes, I genuinely live. So I would add one more person to your roster, go on more dates even if you don't want to, because that honestly will probably allow you to potentially even have a relationship with this guy.

You trying to force it so early on, guys get freaked the fuck out. And also he wants and he will make it known. Yes.

Sorry. Yes, I know. Yes. So if he's not, he doesn't. At least not yet. Hey, Daddy's I wanted to let you know that my roommate, a nurse at Children's Hospital, got put on paid leave out work for telling her co-worker, you should listen to the call her daddy podcast. Want someone parentheses snitch called the anonymous hotline and reported it to H. Who took three and a half weeks to investigate the incident. Anyways, she just got back paid after they found out she didn't do anything wrong.

So on her behalf, thanks for the three and a half weeks of her paid vacation. We had a good time getting drunk together. Holy fucking shit. What? OK, that's kind of amazing. She got paid and didn't have to work. That is actually unbelievable. Whoever this little snitch is calling the H.R. hotline, fucking call her daddy. You literally have only done missionary with a micro dick. And she in between the two of you in between and literally every guy that fucks you complains that you're a dead fish in bed and you're the worst sex he's ever had.

Go fuck yourself, OK? And that's that's nasty. And thanks for listening to call her daddy. Actually, no thanks for listening because you obviously can't handle it yet. Little girl, bitch girl. You little bitch, girl, bitch, girl and not bitch in a cool way.

No, fuck off. Why so little.

So why fuck in a haul ass bitch but not ok. Wow. That's actually interesting because I went about a hospital but very different. OK, I have a feeling it's going to be discussed. No, it's actually about sex so it's not about like anything like OK, like Cringely how we talk about like fucking eye sockets and shit. OK, let me tell you, there is something about working in a hospital that really brings people together. I currently work as an ICU nurse in a big hospital and there are a lot of really intense situations that we are constantly put in.

And you get really close to the other members on your team who are going through what you're going through. And it's easy to bond over the intense moments when you're taking care of a really sick patient. And there is also a lot of jokes and laughs to keep each other sane between all the madness. Anyways, it was during one of these times that I met a doctor with whom I bonded immediately. It soon progressed and we were having sex despite both being in committed relationships.

But oh my God, it was the best sex of my life. The best part was he introduced me to the kinkiest sex and it was so kinky, everything from BDM and toys to golden showers, cuckolding and semipublic sex. But the kinkiest thing had to be seconds, something I had never heard of until I met him. He loves when my partner comes inside of me. When I meet up with him immediately afterwards and he cleans me up, he.

Eats out my tongue. You know, he eats out my cum covered pussy and licks and sucks every last drop of cum, it's so bad and so good and I just ride his face until I come again. We've only been able to pull this off a couple times, but it's so incredibly fun and yet totally risky. But so far I cannot seem to give him up. Love you guys. Oh, I thought seconds was going to be like he just fucks her immediately after he wants to eat out.

Her not eating another guy's come for men for I would say the majority is kind of the most disgusting thing that they could do.

This man is like a full ragi to show actually shit. The thing is, it's so interesting to me is like I obviously I'm like what you watch, like Grey's Anatomy or E.R. and like all other watches, Grey's Anatomy, I've literally heard it from her real like eight hours straight. But and I've always like, OK, this can't be that real. But I do know people in the medical field and it kind of can be so real that people are constantly hooking up.

And I can only imagine, like, I'm not condoning cheating, but like this is a situation where, like, I bet this is so hot because she goes to work as a doctor. I was on board and I was like getting turned on, let me tell you, tell the story until, like, that last little. Right. Right. Right. But like Omar, do they like probably fucking like the residents? Probably. Yeah. She said Semipublic SAG's golden showers cuckolding.

Well, so hi. I'm on board with half of that. So anyone working in a hospital look for your look for your man. Look for your doctor. That's down to do all this stuff. Super exciting. Hot. OK, this question I'm reading because I have the perfect fucking answer.

Oh, this guy wrote in. He said, I have been dating my girlfriend for over a year now and her favorite position is missionary, which I love, but it can get kind of boring. Is there anything else I can do in this position to spice it up?

Yes, I'm not going to name names, but I got my voice or currently I'm having sex with maybe right now, maybe seven years ago.

You don't know he will do this thing or he did this thing where he grabs the fucking head ball with his hand and uses it to like thrust is like hard as he can.

And it kind of is the hardest thing in the entire world to be on your back and to look up and like for this guy's like forearm. Right. Like bicep to play, like seeing like holding the headboard, like fucking kind of in like a very animalistic, like, yell way. Remember, this is so embarrassing. What the hell is the show with the vampires. Vampire Diaries. No.

Oh I like and I can't remember which book or which movie it was. I think I read it in the book when you had sex with her and you go on the honeymoon and he like breaks ahead in half and it's so hot, it's so hot because it's like he just can't fucking help it. Oh, something about the headboard I think that is really hot. So men. Yeah. This is going to freak out.

I also understand like missionary, she may like it, but you can maybe raise yourself up off of missionary and like hold her hips. Right. And fucking her like that and like yes. Maybe it's not as missionary ish but like or even if you ask like if she'd be down like we've always had like put her legs over your shoulders, you don't have to do that. Maybe try and have her bend her knees and put the bottom of her feet on your chest.

Yeah. And just do a couple of those while you're doing missionary to spice it up, because I get it for men, it can be boring. It's like they're doing that the whole time. But obviously something love it, but that's just such a good one. So if you can I ask you a question. Sure. Nope. I'm actually not going to lie. Well, I was going to I was like, is there like one go to position that your guy comes in for, like, does he have one that he comes in for the most part, yeah.

Interesting. Mine too. Oh, we should we should talk about that one day. Oh no.

Like I feel like for guys there's like a certain go to position is like they can obviously come in any position but I like a go to oh let's talk about it, we'll talk about that next. OK. OK, cool. OK, I have one. That's OK, but I want to hear your opinion. OK. OK. OK Daddy for this.

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