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What's up, motherfuckers? Alex and Sophia back at it again. Her daddy. Daddy. Not him. Not him. Not them. No, not your daddy. Not yours. Not mine were heard.

It's like people haven't been listening to her daddy. Do you know, while we're back at it again, we have new microphones. I these are great. They're kind of bigger. We should sound better quality wise. Probably not content wise, because the sound of our voices, I think we should just get right into it. I think I should rip the Band-Aid off and I think we should just address what's happening. Yes. We want to acknowledge the hit piece that was published a few days ago by The New York Post.

Can you read the title? Oh, yes, it's a good one. The title is Spoiled Podcast Fembot Attack New York Post for giving them publicity. OK, so this spoiled fembot, that's just that. That's us, by the way. Yeah. Just a quick update. So if you guys know, last week on Episode 68, Sophia and I kind of dived into our experience a year ago with The New York Post and ah, we had our first big photo shoot and we poked a little bit of fun.

We poked you know, this is a comedy podcast. The New York Post did not like. Oh, no, no, I didn't like it at all. No. Well, at least this author of this article did. Right? Right. They Rostas guys wrote a date with a hit piece. It was meant to be a complete assassination, assassination. And, you know, as we do, we're going to draw more attention to it.

You know, we love it. There's probably so many people that are like, what? Do you mean we're like guys, we are going to do a swipe up, go read. Let us know your thoughts, highlight your favorite part. I don't know why we do this resolves, but OK, so basically I'm going to go ahead and just read a couple lines so that you guys who haven't read the artwork can get a feel for kind of what we're dealing with in this article.

Approve of it. Yeah. Yeah.

OK, so maybe somebody should really call their daddies and their mommies who can teach them some manners. In December 2013, the paper arranged to give the Canal Street Kardashians a platform. Today, the girls behind the smutty barstool sports call her daddy podcast came after the post. I don't listen to their show because I value wit and cleverness, none of which they possess. Plus, I've heard from sources that they are intolerable egomaniacs with outsize impressions of themselves. But hey, more power to them.

They don't affect my life. And then she continues to write to my full page Thursday.

Don't affect me. So. So this is kind of we're kicking it off. We're feeling good. We're feeling flirty. I want to is also presence. You guys can really, like, understand where we were when this article dropped. Sufyan, I told you we were both visiting men this weekend, sitting on the plane, having a glass of wine, feeling myself, getting ready to go get fucked. And then on the plane there I was and I proceeded to get absolutely fucked before I went to get physically fucked by a man by the New York.

And I'm literally texting Sofia, who's also on a plane. And we're like, Hey, girl. Yes, you see this hip? Yes. It was just like we were fucked before we showed up to our dick appointment. Yeah. And I was a little sore. So it was just it was a shocker, but actually not so much because I get it, we kind of yeah.

We're roasting a situation and they took it as I was roasting. Yeah. And I always like to be totally honest on this podcast.

OK, so where are you going. I read the Canal Street Cardassian, got a line to it.

I was holding a fake Chanel bike that I had in my left hand and my phone in my right, but I literally purchased on Canal Street in New York. Yeah. And it was just like that one hurt because it was true. Like you're literally scrolling in, you're reading that line and you kind of peer down to your left clutching and you're like, I just hate people probably don't know this about me, but like, I am totally I think it's fine if you want to get a little fake something.

Oh, totally. You know what I mean?

It's like if you're doing the I like to call it the mix and match, like if you have a few real Chanel items and then you throw in a couple, like the sugar daddy gets you a real one, you pair of fake, you move on in life. It's good to know. I'm clearly The New York Post is like the Canal Street bandit. So for years walking around with a fucking fake Chanel. And then I bet you go out to Mexico and you're walking around because I know people were mentioning like, oh, you guys are in the post and you feel like hiding her purse behind her back.

So that's like an example of something that was true, true, true, true. That there's there is truth. There were there are a lot of things kind of that actually.

Are you in the title as far as she wrote me, she's talking about us, OK?

I would assume so. There's a line where she says then they were annoyed that our photographer made them pose in a men's restroom and take fifteen photos of us next to urinals. And then there's a space and it says, what proof? So I'm actually going to go ahead and say, this is truth to show. I was actually very annoyed. Yes. When I got my hair and makeup done and I was wearing heels and a little skirt and the photographer was like, Sophia, follow me.

I'm going to go ahead and have you say on this piss covered urinal and make a sexy face and just be careful because there are guests coming in and out to take shits. But like, don't even worry about the clamp the nose and then breathe. I go for the shot, sweetheart. Partner, I'm going to ask everyone listening. I want everyone to just kind of like take it and take it inward for a minute. And you tell me if you would want your big debut next to a fucking urinal.

All right. And I'll fucking wait. Absolutely. This is the article's point. And it's true. I don't I don't want to go off on a tangent, but this is like this is a for real thing at the New York Post was like, hey, hey, we like what you're doing. Actually, they have never so one. But if they were like, we know that you're doing something and we. I would like to talk about it.

The thing is, you're going to have to take photos, squatting on a urinal, sitting on a urinal in the men's restroom. I don't know. I don't know, you know, yourself that I don't know, maybe like it wouldn't matter to each his own. But for my own, I think I would have gone and I wouldn't want a different outfit. Me too. You know me to monitor what? My makeup artist was one thousand percent intoxicated the morning of December 4th.

Thing is, is like we don't care if you're drinking in the morning. No support it, but we just but we're getting our makeup done by them. And that just kind of put us in a compromising situation. And it's not fair for her to say we were lying. Was she there? Was she getting her makeup done? Do the makeup artist hand her the water bottle? I don't think brown liquid and say, do you want to get turned up this morning before your shoe and loosen up before you have to go at the urinal, right?

I don't think so. So sit down and relax. And really, that's what I like. You guys, this is defamation like they were in talks. You know, I basically got spit on multiple times and got a little Hennesy in my mouth and I was experiencing it. And if I was in shock, to be honest, and I think maybe it affected my performance, so it just was OK and it's fine. I have definitely had a drink or two on the job.

It's OK. It's fine. She also writes, You mean your careers where you talk about various forms of copulation using low brow language that makes Playboy letters look like Chekhov, Chekhov?

Guys, I did have to Google a few things which included in this article, but the low brow language, low brow, she doesn't you know, she says we use low brow language. And I agree. I think we absolutely I do, too. I think, you know, when you're talking about double penetration, donkey punch, little rotisserie chicken, a little threesome, glug glug, nine thousand to the back of the throw a come shot cum dumpster, little fucking come savage.

Should he go in reverse. Cyclone Creampie the pussy. Yes. I'm going to go ahead and say it's that's that could be considered lowbrow. Oh yeah. I'll say, I'm going to say absolutely. Oh my God this is fine. OK, I think I'm going to kind of take it a little in a different direction. And I want to get a little bit more on a serious note, but we have one issue with the article, and essentially it's where she's questioning our credibility with regard to what we have built our careers on in this article.

She's constantly poking at us, calling us potentially prudes, and she ends her entire rant by saying while they pride themselves on being edgy, the only thing they're ill advised rant revealed was this They lack the basic savvy and grace to make it in this industry. And maybe, just maybe, probably definitely they're not all that racy behind closed doors. They're just really uptight.

Fraud's OK, then, bitch.

Explain to me why I've had chlamydia before and me to blame that. Riddle me that chlamydia STV you get it from sex sexually transmitted disease. You don't get it from being a fucking prude. I know you don't. And I would know that because I've had it too.

And you and your two girls, your favorite bother's are here today and we never planned on letting anyone know but not allowed know. I'm not a prude. I wish I here I am chlamydia once, maybe twice. Who knows. You could have had him so many times. If I can pop a pill you're out thing. Then I'm going to go ahead and say we're not prudes. Right. You don't get that by masturbating in your room alone. You don't get that by wearing a condom with your husband.

Usually get that by being a little frisky. OK, a little muddy. And I know there's one off that I know that wasn't honest. I don't know. I was I was begging for it. I was really begging for the chlamydia at this stage in my life. Like, say, it's perfect. Actually, I did get chlamydia. Actually, I can prove the most wrong man. I see it coming in.

Stuff like. Common cold these days, you take a little xpac, you're good to go. You take one pill is a one way. Thank you for coming today. And we're going to move on because really fuck guys, no hard feelings at the Post, though. We you know, we love the Post. Just find the author. Not so much.

And let's just post her picture. I'm not all I'm going to say is we're going to post her picture. If you look up slut shaming in the dictionary, her picture fucking pops up. But all I have to say that it.

And we are we are not I don't know. Oh, and last the last thing. Oh yeah. If you guys did enjoy the article, I'm looking here at some of her other works that you can check out. You can check out her article called The Fat Bald Cat that's becoming an icon. And let's see here another one, a 13 year old girl taking bull riding by storm. Oh, really riveting stuff. Really groundbreaking. This author just really know it's good.

This is really good. And I know a lot of traffic is probably going to be driven to the article. And we just want to put out a disclaimer that the author pokes fun of, quote, people in wheelchairs. And we as much as we're joking about how, like we said, like we agree with things in the article that she says we just want to put it out there that like, we do not joke about disabilities or people, just elderly, whatever it is.

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Episode sixty nine it is episode sixty nine. There is a sex position named after sixty nine or sixty nine was named after the sex position, which I'm going to go ahead and pay the former CEO sixty nine. It's when a man is laying on his back. Traditionally the traditional sixty nine man on back, woman on top of him facing the opposite direction head to penis and then his head to her vagina. And then they proceed to perform oral sex. And the girl is typically in a plank like position wasting herself hoisting.

The thing is, is it. I don't I'm like tripping over my words because I fucking hate 69. I want us to talk about it. You all want us to go there. You're all giggling. You're like guys whispering. It is episode sixty nine. Yeah. This is so cute. Guys are the ones in geometry. When your teacher is writing the number sixty nine on the school board you guys let out a little haha and do a little gibber job with your elbow to your classmate and you get a little giggle and then you get detention.

When the teacher catches you pass the note saying, hey Becky you want to. Sixty nine later. Knock it off, knock it off every time you pass fucking eggs it six not everything. Giggle, giggle, laugh, laugh and we're fucking done. Sixty nine is the most overrated. Yeah. Ridiculously over presented sex. Talked about more than a lot of sex sessions. I don't know why. And we fucking hate it because. Hello. Let's explain why.

Maybe there are people that adore sixteen. I do her and I just want them to understand where I'm coming. OK. Yeah like a little like you guys can like sympathize with their No.

One. When I am receiving oral sex I really like to kick back, relax and enjoy the show. Yes. I want to focus on how my vagina feels and I don't want to focus on a hoisting myself a hoist.

Please be giving him a blowjob and making sure it's great you ain't no bitch. And see, I don't really like to have my vagina flops dangling in midair and my ass in downward dog. Yeah. You know, I am so happy you brought that up. So, yeah. You know, naturally I'm going to agree with. Are you guys shocked? I'm going to agree. I'm going to go as far as to say that I think that in 69 and people really try to like understand where I'm coming from here because it may sound a little weird.

Everyone always talks about how you're so connected and 69 like you're both getting yours and like you're like intertwined in the bodies like. I actually don't think there's a position I feel more disconnected from my partner than in 69 because when I am all the way down south and he's up at the North Pole with my pussy and I'm trying to get down on that long and I'm focused like the grade A performer I try to always be, I cannot give this man the swirly twirly gumdrops look like nine thousand and I don't focus on my fucking clit.

It's kind of disrespectful to the glug glug and just any blowjob. Yeah, because one time I one time, one time I was in a moving vehicle and I perform. I thought this one time I was in a movie, a movie theater and I got on the ground. Oh man. I've never done that. No you shouldn't. I was in a moving vehicle and I gave this guy road head, OK? And he swerved off the road and he hit a mailbox, OK, a legend.

And I'm not trying to act like I'm good at giving blowjobs because God knows, I not asked my boyfriends bite, bite.

But what I'm saying is the man gets so like Incapsula, KIPP's related Incapsula in the movements of my tongue and Lolla, OK, the guy gets tunnel vision, OK?

And he's focusing on getting that and he's about to pass out from ecstasy from this blowjob. OK, so at that point, like, if I'm doing my job right, he accidentally bit my kill. You know what I'm, you know, feeling so good. I have no idea what he's doing on my. Exactly. And so that is the whole point. And it's a safety hazard. It is. I think the whole thing, it sucks. And I do think that with regard to call her daddy, there's so many better fucking positions that I can get my pussy and that I can suck his dick in.

Yeah, I bottom line, that's it. I do have a couple that I know they're my friends and they actually love Sixty-nine and they talk about it with me all the time because I'm fucking heard you're asking them. Oh I thought you guys I fucking hate it and they know and I tell everybody no but so but they were telling me they'd do it but they love it because they do it reversed. So they do reverse 69, which is where the guy is on top they said because the guy's on top, he goes down and he kind of like wraps his head down and under.

And so the first thing that his mouth is going to come in contact with is the click because it's at the top. And then his fingers can go in your pussy, whereas in normal, 69, his mouth is out like your whole your vagina. So so he's hitting the pussy from a different angle and I guess the premier access to the clitoris.

But also, I know the thing is, what are the chances that you and your man are going to have the exact height difference that it takes to do this and the rhythm and the rhythm. Thank you. I also do think it is the rhythm. And I also do think that in reverse, 69, they were saying that you it takes you being like a bit comfortable with the person because the guy on top, like his ass is now up and like, oh yeah, but and it's dangly dick.

Yeah. But I could see some guys not being down. Yeah. I can see them just not being comfortable. Whatever. I reached out to a man because I was like, yeah, some male perspective. And he said that he actually likes it if both people are doing it on their side. Oh so the girls head is resting on the guy's thigh. Right.

While she sucks his dick like she's pretty much in between his thighs, she's like using the guy's thighs as a neck pillow. Like one of those things you support there. Yes, yes. Yes. So and then she has her leg over his head, which I feel like that.

Sixty nine is a even more intimate OK, you guys are like really entertaining around the genitals in the asshole. So the asshole this position, the nose is in closer quarters to the asshole in the rectum. Yes.

So my ex told me this story. This is also probably why I'm fucking 69, OK. Is he had a serious phobia of feces. OK, like he had to do these things called poop showers shout out and he could not go number two without like washing his body in a shower, like we would be at a party, like we would be at a party. And if he he would he would get in that person's shower, like use their towel and then like, put his clothes back.

Oh. So he's like, so guys really hitting the hard back. So he had this huge phobia. Right. And he was doing sixty nine with one of his ex girlfriend. Yeah. And he said that it smelled really bad, that it really.

A girl had not wiped her properly and he was like because of this Sixty-nine position, like I was just able to smell the ice crack asshole, like way more than I want to. I hold that. And so, you know, just like just make sure to wipe.

Just fucking wipe, just wipe, wipe. I think that's a great point that you think. I actually think the if you're comfortable this length sideways, that one you just brought up may be good. I think it literally goes sideways on your side to reverse and then to normal.

Oh OK. Because I'm not fucking standing up. How about that. How about that, bitches?

You're in the handstand. Here she goes. Is holding your leg like this is actually my favorite position. I haven't told you yet. We we we. That could be hard to do. He does a handstand. He gets up on the wall. The dick is protruding from the wall. You take your place, you go toward that, and then he drops his head upwards and lots of chocolate and socks, that thing that could work. And then the blood rushes to in his head and the guy's right.

Would you orgasm? The blood has rushed through your head and you fucking pass out. And that actually could be one of the best ways to do it. Hands down to the nine sixty nine ninety six, whatever you're into. If the girl wants to be on her hand, maybe she maybe.

Yoga fucking bitch. I hate that bitch. Yeah, you walk over the bathroom, you grab a squatty potty, you step on the because I was going to say what if. Yeah, what if he's super tall. Right. You got a little thing to put your hands up on. You got a couple more inches, right? You fleeing on the wall. What are you crazy to fucking shove his dick in your mouth? That's kind of scary.

What about if he this is the last OK hypothetical. He has a pull up bar in his doorway. Yes. He you put your legs on the pull up bar hanging upside down like your kid on the monkey bars at school. Absolutely. And do it that way. OK, ok. OK, ok.

This is very good and this is very good stuff. But I just get on the bed, on the bed and email and then I'll suck your dick and then will be good if you're going to hook up with a guy at least when you're out of high school, at least when you're older, if you're going to hook up with a guy for the first time and he tries to ask to do Sixty-nine, he is an inexperienced little bitch boy.

I was going to he's never had sex before. I couldn't agree more with you. And the thing is, is that I think the reason we're saying that, guys, is because it's not like for people that aren't as experienced in sex, they think that Sixty-nine is cool. Yeah. It's like a quote unquote freak position when really if you listen to fucking call her daddy, we've given you guys so many better fucking positions that each of you can enjoy totally way better than sixteen.

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Everybody listen up. Because a few weeks ago I was on the phone with my friend for hours trying to give her advice. And usually I feel like I'm pretty good at that. You know, I've kind of made it my job to if you're like, really not enough. No, no. But you're giving your friend advice. And I really was at a loss for words like I didn't have an answer for her was she called me freaking out because she caught her boyfriend sending a Facebook message to a girl, a hot girl.

I it matter if I come out or it was an attractive girl saying Happy birthday, beautiful.

And the question isn't, should my friend be upset with her boyfriend? Because, yeah, of course, absolutely. She should be furious with her boyfriend.

Yeah, that's not OK. The question that my friend was asking me was, do I need to break up with him over this?

Like, was it so bad what he did that she should end their three year relationship? They've been together for years. So basically what you're bringing up is they're on call her daddy. We talk about full blown cheating on this show. And this is kind of one example of this gray area where your partner doesn't full blown cheat on you. Yes. You gave the example of like a Facebook message. Guys, this could be a D.M. or a text he sent to someone or you keep finding him sending the same girls like a screenshot of the girl and he sends it to all of his friends all the time.

Yes. Who is this? Or liking this one specific girl's pictures every week. And so it's kind of hard because it's like, holy fuck, he's not full blown cheating, but this is shady behavior. And at what point is it worth ending a relationship over? And then what point will you put up with it and just get mad about it? Exactly.

So so I was trying to figure it out with my friend. And I think that this is really what it comes down to. And what I ended up telling her is if you find something like this. Yes. Like the happy birthday. Beautiful message, he said. You are now allowed to go through all of this man's shit. Yeah, totally go through the phone, go through the email, the iPad, go through the my fitness pal, the Venmo, the Apple Watch, the forensic.

Yeah, yeah. OK, yes. Hire private investigator. Like, no, Dionte, go through our episodes, take notes and then go to your boyfriend's shit. Yeah. And act accordingly. Yes. Because at this point you're allowed. Yeah. You found something shady. Now it's time to see is there anything else. And if you do that and if you find some shit, there you go, there's your answer. Break up with them.

And I think if you don't find anything, if this is like a one off, it looks right, then I think you can let it go. I agree. But if it happens again, then I think you need to question the relationship. Yeah, I was going to say, I think if you find something really shady like this girl did and if she had never found anything before, you bring it up to your boyfriend and you let him know that this is not OK and this is not something that's going to fly.

And then if it happens again, it's over. Is this worth ending a three year relationship over? I'm going to say at face value, no, because he's not full blown cheating. He's being shady. And then, like we just said, that's where you start investigating. Right. And then what you find via investigation will tell you if you're able to move forward in this relationship. On the flipside, guys, we're going to do a little one little switcheroo, 180, call her daddy style.

And now we're going to help out the people that are being shady. Yes, OK. Have I been caught red handed? Absolutely. Yes. If you are the person that got caught writing a Facebook message you deny, will you die? I don't understand why everyone doesn't have this tattooed on their foreheads by now. Denied till we die fo. Yes, because once again, it's incriminating. It's inappropriate what you did. It's not proof, it's not fully penis in vagina.

You know, she has a Facebook message and you are going to look at this bitch and you are going to tell her she's crazy. Sophia, you're so are you guys. You're just like this ho. And you you make her feel so dumb for getting in your face over a Facebook message like this.

Hurt me to, like, even be giving. But I do this bit by bit. I work. It does work. You I tell you all she has she's fishing. She's looking at you with this, her poor puppy dog eyes. And she's like, how could you do this to me? How could I wish a girl happy birthday? I don't fucking know. Get out of my face and you gaslight her. Yeah. However, if you get caught and she has all of this dirt on you and, you know, she swung open the door and you were balls deep in her mom, then you can't gaslight your gaslight, babe.

You're all you could enjoy. You're sleepwalking. This is a dream. No, knock her out. No, no. If she catches you ball deep, you can't use the gas. Know that you have no you have nowhere to turn. And you need to like, beg for forgiveness. You got to drop down to your knees and you got to sob, cry, cry. Because and I know it's confusing, but you got to just read the situation.

Does she have full blown proof? Oh, no. OK, like if she has full proof. Oh my God. I am so sorry baby. I love you so much. I'll do anything to get you back. I made a mistake. I love you. I love you. And you drop down and you fuck right. And punishment needs to fit the crime. So if it's a Facebook message, the reason you guys like her is because if she finds a Facebook message and you start crying like a little bitch and it's like then she's going to be like, OK, there's something else here.

Yes. And then you're like, really giving yourself. Yes, yes. You're playing your cards and you didn't even fucking have to. Don't be a fucking pussy. Listen to us. Take a stab. You know how to act. And then when it is time to cry, you got to be man enough to do it, OK?

And sometimes when men cry it gets me men. Men crying. Yes. Oh so baby. Oh this is. Yes, yup.

It is like a natural wonder of the world when a man is actually from the bottom of his heart, genuinely upset and crying. When Paul realizes that Alex is about to walk out of his life because he just got caught putting his wiener where it shouldn't be, Paul is not even going to try to gaslight Paul in court. Paul is going to break down crying and you won't know if he's genuine or not, because when you see a man genuinely cry, there is nothing else.

Like there is nothing like seeing a grown man fucking cry and Nina and. Yeah, and I'm sorry if it comes off insensitive, but it is one of the most entertaining fucking things I've ever seen. I'm sorry, it is like you see right before your eyes pent up, like years and years of being told like you are a boy and boys don't cry. And it's like you're seeing all of that unravel before your eyes. And just like Niagara Falls out of the first, it was about the sexting and then pull.

But I haven't cried about my 30th birthday and my girlfriend Jennifer and my mom never came home for my graduation. And you see this man and most of the time these men will fall to the ground. They always they lose all motor. Oh, all on the ground. A lot of times it's like they lose their freedom on the ground. They most of the time. Well, I kind of reach for some part of your limb to make contact, to get your body in.

You're like, I'm not even going there. I'm just really Danby's stop. And he's bawling and sobbing and he can't take it. And it is it is. It's so sad, too, because it's sad, but it's so satisfying. And how many times how fucked up too. When they do this too, they squint and they close their eyes. And have you tell me you haven't not like kind of had to laugh like oh you quickly laugh and sometimes I will put my hand over my mouth and it's because I'm laughing, but I'm pretending like I'm like shocked.

I'm actually like, well, this is no joke because it's jarring. And then we laugh. We laugh when they have really fucked up. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Like guys crying about fucking losing his dog. No, I'm not laughing if you're crying to me. Jack cheated on me and then he falls to the ground and he's like, sobbing and he's like, I love you.

I like to do this. Don't go. Don't stop me. I love you, baby.

And then you're and then he kind of falls to the ground and he's on there and he's doing like the child's pose. And you laugh quickly and then he looks up and then you get all serious again. It's the the power dynamic is never more clear than in that moment is it's like I'm going to fucking curb stomping. So you want to take your knee and just nail him in the head. And it's so sad because you can't help but kind of feel bad for them, like I said, because when a girl cries, it's like, oh, she's crying.

Yeah. Because the man he loses the motor skill. Yeah. Loses his equilibrium or not. And he falls to the ground and he's a mess and he can't, he can't get his work that it's almost like you're, you kind of I think at one point you're like no. For real. Like are you. Oh yeah. And then there's a point where you're kind of like, OK, it's going to be fine. Like you want to almost forgive them just so that they fucking shut up.

And the thing about men crying who we all we're doing all are going to be like. But the thing about men crying is also and this is so mean, but like you said, if he's crying over something that actually he's a human, like, I am not going to be an asshole and have no soul if he's crying over someone dying or something happens.

But if he hurt me and he's crying, it also is the worst thing also when they do it, because not only did they hurt you and now they're crying. It is the most unattractive time when watching him be such a fucking pussy because he's fucked up. I'm like, why are you crying so much?

Because people say, like girls ugly cry.

Oh, the the a man crying. The everything goes right. It is like their face, like I don't even fucking know like muscle in their face. Everything goes limp. There's a there's there's always tell me you don't always see the spit like the slob coming out there is saliva. There is there is so much snow. There is it's a disaster and it really is so unattractive. I could keep, I couldn't. So I mean I hope no one come at us for making fun of men cry because I'm sorry.

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OK, let's do questions of the week core Alex is taking a break from Core Hoho. I can't do it.

I'm going to fuck it up. I'm going to sound so stupid. Alex is taking a break from doing questions of the week because she was getting a little bit of hate. Someone slipped into the D.M. and they were like, please not get the fuck you.

Sofia called all the people that don't like that when I do it. Silent sufferers, OK? And I got a message from a girl saying, hey, I just wanna let you know I'm one of the silent sufferers and we stand together and there is a group of us and she's like, and I fast forward all the time through it. So I just want to let you guys feel we're just taking a little break. You know what? I want to let them all feel the vibe when I don't do it.

They're all like, think I'll throw it. Like you're like ungrateful bitches. They're like, I'm like, take that. You listen to that. You like that. Little questions of the week. Yeah. You miss the questions of the week and that's that. Here we go. OK, guys, help me. Unfortunately, I haven't been fucking anyone other than my sugar daddy for the past couple of months. And I went and got tested and found out I have gonorrhea.

Fucking disgusting. I know my sugar daddy gave it to me, but I'm unsure how I should approach him with this father's. How do I spin this in the best, most beneficial way to myself possible? How should I attack? Oh, if this girl without a doubt knows that the sugar daddy gave her gonorrhea, her mother motherfucking ching ching ching ching ching. Because the thing is, is we've told girls like even if you don't know for sure, like, just tell them older men with money are not going to put up with that bullshit.

A lot of them get tested frequently. And I mean, if she knows for sure that he gave it to her, this is when you pull out Meryl Streep level performance and you make this guy feel like absolute dogshit, bring the tears and you are going to make him feel like a monster. And you're going to tell him the way he can make up for it is a Chanel Burkean, a Birkin. Oh, Jesus. The gonorrhea is the silver lining, you know what I mean?

It is honestly a great fucking thing, actually. Really great. And more to come. It is a opportunity for you to capitalize on and get the biggest present from the sugar daddy you could have ever received. Yeah. Wow, that's a great situation. I can't believe you're hooking up with other girls. Why wouldn't you use protection? I'm so hurt. Yeah, I know what this relationship is, but I didn't sign up for this Ube and I did sign up for that notion.

Oh, OK. He fathers, I was talking to this guy for the past five months and we really hit it off, he would say all the right things and I started falling for him. He picked me up from the airport and would do little things for me in the moment I thought I needed. Last weekend, though, I got off work around 2:00, 3:00 a.m. and he came over. We were hanging out and having a great time.

And suddenly he became angry and accused me of stealing his money. He took my wallet, which had eight hundred dollars for rent, working the two nights before and left my apartment and blocked me on everything. The next day I found out he has a girlfriend. Was I being played lover show love, you know.

OK, sweetheart, but you also want to take out a notepad and you need to go through full court and call her daddy again because you have not been listening to the show.

OK, it's what thing to like when someone, you know, leaves the room to use the restroom and you quickly pull the guy shot of the wallet. Right. To like Steve Jobs out of nowhere and furiously be like, did you steal my money?

And then you take her wallet, pluck the money out in front of them and then leave the house with it. I'm kind of like I kind of want to hang out with this guy and like, see how often you guys because of how normal it sounds like the way he did it. It's almost like this is something he does. Yeah. And then he goes home to his girlfriend. He's like, Babe, I just made a hundred for us.

One hundred. This poor girl sitting on the couch. I got the fact that she's like, did I get played? I could get played. Alex, if you were starting to like a guy and he pulled this shit on you, I think that even you would be so shocked. Yeah, I was, like, taken aback that you'd probably let him just walk out the door, the mud. That's actually so fucking amazing because that is an example of a crazy guy.

I see. It is what I'm so sorry, girl. You did get played to answer your question. Yes. Why? And then he stole from you and has a girlfriend. How did you find out she has a girlfriend. He played you. He played you. He stole from you. And he has a girlfriend. Get a different wallet. Find that. Oh, my gosh. OK, this is kind of sad.

Oh, but I want your opinion, obviously. OK, this girl, this is from a guy this girl I'm seeing never works out. When she was in high school, she did track and cheer and she was in fantastic shape. However, she is slowly getting more out of shape. The most unattractive part is that she always brags about how much food she can eat and how much she eats. She wants to be official, but I'm not about it solely because she's slowly getting more and more out of shape.

How do I convince her to eat right and start working out again without sounding like an asshole? By the way, she's not fat by any means yet, but she's slowly getting softer.

All right. All right, there is in our chikin. Women are like, fuck him, all right, this is the thing. He does not really like that. He doesn't like her. However, I'm going to be on Play Devil's Advocate, and I know every woman is going to hate me for doing OK. Because it works with both sides, there is something we've had people right in, there is something about when going further, when you're in a relationship and someone lets themselves go, yeah, it is not fair to your partner.

That's not what they signed up for. I know it sounds fucked up like I'm sorry you gained 200 pounds and they met you before or you, like, lose so much weight. And that's not like it's it is it's not how they met you. And it is kind of a mindfuck for this guy. I understand a little bit he's saying she was an athlete and now she's just constantly eating and she's bragging about how much she can eat, but he's watching her physically and like, she's just gaining a lot of weight.

I'm sorry, but I kind of understand why he's like, I'm a little freaked out because some men I've dated are extremely attracted to women that just take care of themselves. You don't have to be the most intimate person. But if you are just constantly bragging about how much you care and all that chicken you can take, very interested in how the conversation. Right. That's why I actually like, get me the fucking chicken bucket from KFC. I watch this go to go.

Like, I just never know. You could say like babe like Jesus Christ, the chicken bucket fucking God, real fuck no. But you could bring up like her old cheerleading days or something.

And I know it's kind of douchy, but you could be like, oh my God, like you said, OK, look at the body on you and just look at that body on her. Oh, it's you know. Oh no. But you're like, oh, like, do you miss cheerleading? Do you miss playing sports? And like you girls, just keep in mind, men are disgusting and they're visually looking at you and they're fucking calling us off.

So this is really short and sweet and it's more of a public service announcement. Hi, Daddy's big fan. Can we please tell guys just stop with the masturbating videos while sitting on the toilet like I can't even enjoy your dick because I can only think about the huge shit you took four hours ago. I had never gotten worse. I've gotten a guy jacking off into the toilet, but I've never gotten him sitting and I haven't either. But for some reason I could see this thing and men don't know that like they need to be either.

Laying in bed. Yeah. Standing in front of a mirror. Yeah. Or standing somewhere that you think I think jacking off and yea and yea like into the or like into a soccer league and. Oh yeah. Yeah. I've seen I think thought man you to put yourself in a position men bitch. If the toilet is in the background of a fucking nude you squatting. We know you don't sit to pee wee. No. You only sit to shit.

So just know that like unfortunately that's what we're thinking about when I see that you are jacking off like oh so he just so he just took a shit and he's into bumpkins. Yeah man. So just don't.

OK, I have another thing that's kind of like a little bit of help.

Oh this girl wrote in and sometimes I think the questions we get I just, I don't know if I'm if we are on a different planet, we probably are.

Can you guys please, in all caps, talk about how you and Sophia wear baseball hats?

You and Sophia always look so cute and your ears are always covered and they don't stick out. How do you do it? It might be a dumb question, but it's always eluded me and my ears don't even stick out regularly. But they just seem to, when I wear hats, help. I don't know if she meant to say alluded, but so she is asking us how we wear our how we wear baseball.

I just put mine on. I don't know, we just, we just put them on and we put our hair down. Even if we were just you throw the hat on the dome and you and you walk on out, that's really what it is. And that's that. And that's the T. Oh my gosh. You guys drizzles you guzzlers of come you come fucking savages. I'm done. We are still shadow band on Instagram, which means you guys need to go follow our personal accounts.

If call her daddy ever gets shut down, how are you going to find us. You go to our fucking Instagram, you go to Sofia with an F and Franklyn with a Y, you go to Alexandra Cooper with a Calix with an all you p e r someone that they got confused last week. So I'm going to tell her to go bonkers, bury it today and it's a C and it's an S. Enough's enough. Yes.

And we would love you guys to go fast. And if you don't, you know then maybe we're not. And where one day we're going to just disappear off the face of the planet. And good luck, guys. We love you so much. If you could. I always say every fucking week, but, you know, you can leave multiple. If you could just quickly pick up your phone, leave a rating and review, it really fucking helps us every day and this is actually not a joke anymore.

We are constantly having people try to shut us down. And so when you leave ratings and reviews, it actually helps us a lot. Yeah. So that's why we're saying, you know, just kind of you just kind of like, you know, copy and paste the link to like a couple. It's like send it off. Yeah. Kind of help. Then you do a couple. There's some haters in the universe trying to get collared. Are you taking down.

And we will not repressed piesse and we will prevail. We love you guys. We will see you every fucking Wednesday.

We will be back with more fucking hot topics by guy.