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Alex is in a deep depression and she doesn't know what to do with herself. So I guess I'm just going to speak for her. Alex, unless you're ready to come to the table.

Questions? Yeah, I'm back, bitches. I guess social media. I was like, Alex, we're so happy you didn't do questions that we've been other people were like, don't listen to the hashtag silent sufferers. Come back, come through, bitch. OK, I love it personally, but if you did start the episode with that, we would have no fucking people listening like so. Absolutely not. Yeah, no. Guys, we're back at it again for another episode of Call Her daddy died last week.

You guys kind of split in the gems. You're like, you guys are so cool.

You guys are so cute that, you know, you kind of used episode sixty nine to get away from the task at hand, the task at hand.

And the task was we said that we would talk about our personal lives and we want to do it. Every episode did leave a little cliffhanger when we were like we're going on trips with these men. Yeah. And then we came back next week and we pretended we didn't even have met. So we thank you for calling us, really holding us accountable. So now we're here to talk about it. Yeah, I'm glad we both had drama. Yeah.

And I'm going to just let Alex kind of have the floor because like minded and compare to yours, there's a lot I happened. Yeah, well we'll just start it, everybody. Picture last week you were all in a great mood. Episode Drop sixty was hitting you right. Hitting you tight. You were laughing in your car. I was sobbing on on Wednesday. Last week I was in therapy with my therapist, getting all of all of the issues.

And I felt like a new woman like you do when you leave therapy. Yes, I walk outside, check my phone.

I have a voicemail from Slim Shady and Slim Shady. Never leave a voicemail. Well, that and also to remind everyone that's Alex's ex, which also to remind people she has like fifty. So I know there's speculation some of it could be. But trust me, that whore has some relationships she's put behind you.

So a monogamous lot back to back relationship. So I get out of therapy and I have a voicemail from Slim Shady, which honestly is terrifying. I just knew something. His voice mails are never good. Yeah. So I get in my Uber, I'm heading to my hair appointment. Now I listen to the voicemail. The voicemail was a absolute shake down to the core. You're a fucking lying ass piece of shit, you bitch.

I heard the episode and I'm like, oh, he's like the Canadian. Could you have sucked his dick any more the way you fucking talk about your sex and this and that. And then you're like, oh yeah, my shades.

Because in the because in that episode that he's referring to, you were talking about how you were like pretty much to tie me a guy that we called the Canadian. And you're and the thing is, is like I love how we're so I'm not naive. I don't know what I was thinking. I think it's probably me trying to. Well, because he's self-destructive. He said that he doesn't listen. And then one time we tested it, remember. Yeah.

And he doesn't his friend listen. Yeah. His friend listen was like Joe, by the way. Alex is full blown fucking two men and you're one of them. So the whole thing was a disaster. I get to my hair appointment and when I tell you it was the downfall of Alex Cooper on a Wednesday, I sat at my hair appointment just bawling my eyes out on the phone, doing damage control because this guy is like, I'm getting on.

I was supposed to get on a flight the next day and he's like, you should sit your ass down and stay in New York City. I don't want to fucking see you. I don't want to. The timing ever, yeah, so naturally I reach out to my best friend Sophia, and I say code motherfucking red, I mean a full blown mental breakdown and people call me a crisis manager and I can come in and I can just fucking clean it up.

You committed a crime. You fucking hit someone with your car is supposed to be a hit and run. I'm going to Ray Donovan. A little background of being a convict comes through for the best for us most of the time.

Like, I know what this bitch needs, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. And, you know, she is a little like one on one time with her best me. So I'm like, let's do dinner, let's go to dinner. Let's talk about it. Because I was also dealing with chefs. We talk about the next week.

The thing is, is Alex and I are not really cool in New York City.

Like we're not you might assume. No, we're really, truly not. We don't cruise like you don't have connection. If you guys want to die. I mean, like, please hook it up. I would love that love anything.

So I was like, we want to do a nice dinner. Yeah. And I was like, let's go to like some Buji upscale place that will make us feel better about how horrible our lives are, you know what I mean?

Absolutely. Absolutely. This place is not going to take a reservation. Oh, OK. You got to be fucking headwall in this bitch.

So I'm sitting there and I'm trying to figure out what to do.

And I remember, Alex, I have always wanted to try this method, OK, this little hack to get a reservation. We've never had the balls to do it. Never. I've always felt like a complete idiot because it's kind of so embarrassing and ridiculous. But I was like, I'm going to do this for my friend right now and I'm going to get us a reservation at this place. Good as I call. And I don't say I'm Sophia Franklin.

No, I say hi, I would like to book a reservation tonight for my client, please, and meet with you.

And the hostess legitimately goes, who's your client?

You're like throwing up your I like, be like, all right. My name, and then I was like Alexandru Cooper and Sophia Franklin, and she said, OK, great, for what time do you want to come in? She made the reservation. Do I think she had any clue who we were? No, no, absolutely. But it worked. It worked. I couldn't believe it worked.

Also, the caller I.D., I think about it to this day and I'm like, did she see that Sophia Franklin was calling on behalf of Sophia Franklin, her client?

Like, I really will die, you know, so we get there. And Sophia is like pushing me for a. Alex, you need to be the one to, like, say hi, we're here for our Rezo because this bitch is going to be like, I feel like I talked to you earlier. Someone called on your behalf. It wasn't you. So you guys, if you are trying to get a reservation, that's kind of the most brilliant hack ever it is.

And then just say your fucking names and like, yeah, who knows, maybe they'll fucking let you in. Right. So we get to the reservation. Well, first I get home from my hair appointment. Sophie and I pop open a bottle. I just start chugging and we're screaming. We're like, let's go get fucking hammered. I don't even know if I'm getting on a flight tomorrow. And so when we got there, it was intimidating.

They walk in, no one's greeting us. There's no, like, person to walk up to and like, ask where our reservation, where our table is, etc.. The whole thing is awkward. We walk in like we have sticks up our asshole. Yeah. So awkward. I even sat down feeling awkward. Yes. I was just like the way this restaurant is set up and everyone's like looking at each other to see who the other person is.

We ended the night at home feeling extremely at home. I ended the night popping my heels off, just putting my feet up on the chair in front of me. Hammer, hammer. We're like, let's just get a few Bodel like us. If we can do that, we're like, fuck it. We spend the whole night just talking about our lives, trashing, like our whole situation, being like our lives are jokes we had home. We're hammered.

And I'm like, Slim Shady has been calling me. Yeah. I don't know if he canceled my flight yet or not. I'm going to have to take a phone call and know if I'm getting up at 7:00 in the morning to fly.

I head into my room. I have some amazing conversations that start with, like, you're a bitch into like, babe, I do want you to come.

And I'm like dancing around my room. Hammering is is they always want the pussy. They do. And I think I was hammered. So I was like kind of throwing some sex. Oh, right. Right. Like, are you OK? You're like, I'm dripping wet. He's like I like I want to go on the plane. No, he's like, OK. So we come to a conclusion that I'm going I'm going to go see some shady he forgives for me, like for all my sins.

He accepts that, you know, we're not together yet. So a Canadian can be in play. Yes. He just didn't like me talking about it and hearing it from his friend. So here we go. Our trip was really great. Now getting down to, like, the basics of, like, how things are going. You guys had like a great few days. We did awesome. And then. And then. And then.

So he's lucky that the sex was so good and is so good because I caught Slim Shady in a big fat fucking lie.

Slim. Yeah, I got it. He got this shit. Got to love it. So then Slim Shady for a reason. Right, right. Right. So I'm going to outline what happened.

Get the popcorn ready. Wow. So I'm laying in our bed, our bed, our bed.

He came into the room and he asked me if I had posted something to social media that would show that we're together.

And I'm like like a picture, like a picture on either my Snapchat or my Instagram. And I was like, no, I've only posted a selfie on my Snapchat and it's legit, my face and the ceiling of this house.

OK, then he leaves the room. So like immediately I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Obviously something's going on. He comes back in and he essentially asks me the same exact thing again. And he's like, Are you sure you didn't post anything? And now I know fucking something's up. I'm like, oh yeah, yeah. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I mean, it's not like he follows you or anything, know, so we don't follow each other on social media.

So like clearly I know someone reached out. Yeah. Telling him something. So I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And Slim Shady goes, this girl that I used to talk to that I ended things with her like a few months ago. She just randomly texted me and asked me if I was with my ex. So I wasn't sure if you, like, posted something of us on Snapchat or something.

It was OK. The alarm, like the sirens are going off. Right? That sounds so shady. The whole thing. I felt so bad because, like, initially he's asking me like, hey, did you post something? And everything is vague. Then he brought up the girl. Yeah, there's a couple. All things now not make sense at this point, and I call him the fuck out, OK? I say, number one, why the fuck are you asking me if I'm posting on social media?

Right. I go, no. Yeah.

First of all, I can post whatever I want, but I was like, number one, why is there a girl randomly asking you if you're with your ex if you don't talk to her anymore?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Exactly. No, no, no, no. You don't know. All right. No, no, too. And this is the other thing, Sofia. And this is where it gets good. OK, I say no to.

You've been living in this new house for two weeks. So how is it that this girl who you ended things with months ago is able to identify the ceiling of your home in my picture? You moved here two weeks ago to a new house, to Justice Moore that did so. And he's like, I ended it with her. How do you know what your ceiling looks like, baby? Hmm?

I would be if I were Slim Shady and you came at me with those questions, I would just melt into the floor like I'm I'm done. You call I would I just run out of the house, literally. And so I, I felt bad. But obviously I call him out and like, if you felt bad. No, because it was almost so pathetic how easy it was to uncover the lies. Not bad. Because you were like, oh, I'm about to like really just write like because I thought, OK, so then eventually obviously like me calling him out, he fucking knows we've done this too many times.

Being an ex, it's like. Right. So he ends up admitting everything the girl and him do in fact still talk. She's never been to the house. I got to say she noticed it was like literally the ceiling and a beam in the corner on the ceiling. Like she wants to spend a lot of time on her back while he fights every inch of that house.

Literally what I said and he and I knew the short period of time he had been there, it was almost impossible for her to have gone. So he did end up telling me he was like, she's never been in the house. I had sent her pictures of the house saying that, like, hey, you've got to come visit. And then I obviously slid the fuck back into his life. And the weekend, I guess he ended up telling me that the reason she was reaching out is because she was supposed to come this weekend.

And I made up a big sofa and I made up a big lie because you decided you wanted to come and I wasn't going to pay for her flight and I wasn't going to actually bring her out. So I kept avoiding inviting her. And she picked this weekend to want to come. And I told her I was doing X, Y, Z of a lie. And now she sees that you're here. And she's really upset that I chose my ex and I had you here and now she's home and she's crying and she's upset.

And her friends are telling her, you look at Alex Cooper's story because you family with him and I'm just sitting there and it was the whole thing was just so cute.

And you catch men when they lie and then they start to try to overexplain. Because when I tell you that Slim Shady, I didn't need all the details he started giving me. And he's like, well, he starts referring to her. He's like, it's kind of have you ever had one of those people, like in your life, like it's a pen pal situation and like she lives in my hometown and like, we never really hang out, but like, she just like sex me like sends we knew like the entire time that we even like we're hooking up.

She never even fucking sucked my dick.

No. And I like her. I'm like, babe, I don't need to know. You're like, no, I genuinely don't like more sex it I don't even get a blowjob. Like he starts overdoing it to the point where I knew this girl's first name, last name, middle name, her family history, everything about their sex life. So that was a hiccup with Slim Shady. But the update is like we made up the rest of the trip was super good.

We ended up having, like, hot sex because we were, like, annoyed with each other and that was hot.

And it really actually fueled better sex after we had that fight. Annoyance equals the hottest sex you've ever seen. But no, I think the where I'm at right now, guys, is like, it's hard being with your ex.

Obviously, we aren't exclusive. So other people are going to be involved. But obviously we're closer than we are with those check ups. So there is going to be an annoyance and a jealousy factor because you're used to being in a relationship. So we're currently just navigating that right now.

I understand that you're not ready to be exclusive together. Right. But you're also not ready to just hear about the other day like he got mad at me for the Canadian and then I'm annoyed he's lying about this girl.

But at the end of the day, with Slim Shady right now, I think it's the best sex I have with a guy hands down.

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Let's talk about it. All right. I like Mortal Kombat. Let's get away the round. The big ass the big day. Oh the big ass will win every day.

What are you talking about. Oh let's break it down. We were leaving the gym today and what were we talking about. So. So every time I go to the gym I spend the entire time working on my ass. I mean, I don't do I don't do arms. It's just my. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's because it's all about the ass. No. The only thing these little bitch boys talk about, they're like, oh yeah.

Like that girl with that flat on my face with a fast it's like OK.

And Alex and I were talking about it and Alex was like, do you understand that. A smaller penis. Nothing wrong. Nothing wrong. Small dicks for the win in twenty. There's nothing wrong with that. But these men that have kind of little baby carrots, penises, penile. Yeah. And then they're talking about how they just want a girl with a ginormous fucking jiggly Biyombo truck of an ass.

And it's like really think about this because when you do doggy how far into her vagina does that little penis go with a fucking ass.

And I don't need a lot of that. This is. The thing men are so picky about the ass nowadays, and that's fine if you want to be picky and like, have a girl the fat ass, but if your dick is so small, just be ready because, like, OK, sure, she's going to be a fat ass, but you can never do doggie because you when you look down, you won't even see your fucking dick. No one.

Nobody talks about this but black china black Chinese name shit up Kim Kardashian baby Kanye West has a huge dick, very short. But like when when when when Lamar Odom was fucking Khloe Kardashian asked his dick needs to be so big to even see you entering. Right. If little Johnny down the block with a little baby choo choo choo choo choo. Oh, fuck, no. He doesn't even know he is a dick. Yeah. So we just have to wake everyone up where it's like men.

Of course everyone has a preference. I like big tits. I like a big ass, I like a small ass or a small tits. But when you are really getting specific down to it, pay attention to the size of your wiener and don't you can't be so selective. Oh, I want that bad ass because then you can't fuck her dog. Yeah, it's all about ratio to dick ratio. Yeah. So sometimes like I think it's great almost when girls don't have to be.

We're testing something. Alex. I don't know. I think my point is I think everyone praises girls with big asses. And I just wanted to give a little shout out to anyone in the smaller beauty club because I know what you make that man's dick feel so fucking large when he looks down, he's fucking you from behind. Get a girl. Agreed.

We had a girl right in. We were looking for questions and this girl wrote in and we were like, we using it, really discussed this, like we can't just throw this into questions because this is a great offense.

This is fucking dramatic. Here we go. So she wrote in and said, I need advice. I fucked up and on impulse, posted a picture with this guy that I've been talking to with for four months, and I regret it. I posted it way too early and he has yet to post a picture of us only on SNAP, which most definitely means it's private and no one knows we're even talking.

But I need to have the upper hand and I want to delete the photo, but I don't want any questions asked of why is it gone or should I even do this? Please help a girl out.

Oh, sweetie. As we go one, remember? All right. P no girlfriend for months for let's just like break it down for months is very early, very early on to a relationship.

This is the shit I don't understand.

How is this girl going and posting a photo without one them having discussed it at all. Right. Who do you not have friends. Right. If I tried to pull that you would be like Alex. Oh, I had rip your phone out of your hands and throw it away and be like you're done. This is the thing. Men assume all bitches be crazy. All bitches aren't real. Yeah, but guys take it to like another level where they just assume that girls are like, jealous, obsessive, stage five clinger, blah, blah, blah, etc.

. And so when you do things like this, it's confirming that for him, even if it was innocent, even if you are a chill girl and you just wanted to post a picture for whatever reason, it is going to freak him out. The most healthy way to always go about things is letting with this type of shit the guy make the first move. Make him wonder why you're not trying to get on social media with him. Make him wonder what you've got in your phone that's making you not be that classic girl.

That's like, oh, baby, let's get it like a picture and post it totally.

So to give this girl advice, I initially was going to be like, you fucked up and there's no nothing you can do.

But I think that what she should do, I think she should archive the photo Nito, and I don't think she should say anything about it. And then I think if he goes up to her and is like, what is that about? I think she should be like, you know, I did think that maybe it was like a little bit too early and I jumped the gun. I think that's so good because not only are you coming off clearly, like, mature about the situation.

LEVEL-HEADED It could also spark can be kind of like a little insecure little always, which is always what we want.

And I always want like what is her caption with this guy? Oh, I like I don't know.

I think she's on private section, a four month anniversary. Can you imagine so that there is an overarching theme here and it goes past social media, girls jumping the gun with a guy that they're talking to, girls getting so excited and doing embarrassing shit because they're fucking already in love for months. And even if you feel like you and this guy are really, really hitting it off and you think he's the one and you're ready for him to propose, like, let him be the first one to initiate any, the girls are out here, OK?

The post on social media is horrible. Girls are out here and an example of a girl overdoing it and embarrassing herself too early and is if like she goes out like people down here you go because there's a shift. This is you know, it's all done, Daddy getting done. A girl, let's say a girl embarrassing herself. She she goes up to Christian, the guy she's been fucking for three months, and she's like, Christian, hey, Christian, Christian, Christian, wake up.

So which we could just fuck. She leans over, she taps him on the shoulder. Christian, my parents are coming into town and they like want to go to dinner. Do you want to come.

They like invite you first. Your your family, your family doesn't mean no to no to meet him. Right. And and then on the opposite end, why the fuck are you admitting to him that your parents know who he is. I think you just stop or similar to that is when a girl's like Christian, I can Christian. What am I saying? What am I doing? Christian, Christian, would you want to be my plus one to my work event?

No, no, no, no. When he asked. Due to his work event, then you're allowed go for it when he when you ask him fucking stop, stop, stop, you're overdoing it and you're pushing it past. He likes you in the bedroom and he likes to order food in after or pre fucked. And that is your relationship. Even you guys going out and all being with your friends, drinking on a weekend is different than you being like Christian wedding party.

You and me like fucking right. Oh. Anything maternal. Yeah. You're not doing his laundry. You're not cooking for him. You're not bringing him food. You're not doing it. You're not asking him if you can fucking take his chihuahuan to get his butthole waxed like you're not doing it. Chihuahuan dude, the end of the story here is it is just unbelievable that girls are taking it too fucking far. We have girls out here fucking stressing about gifts for Valentine's Day for fuck boys.

Right now we have girls out here literally in this moment while we record girls are stressing out in their rooms, freaking out what to get. Christian is the truest shit I've ever heard. And I that's my favorite thing you've ever said. You're going to get him the pussy. Yeah. Stop stressing these fuck boys actually probably don't even want your pussy on Valentine's Day because they're with their main bitch, don't you?

And even if he's not, you wouldn't define him as a fuck. No, we're talking we're more than that. We're almost dating. No, I don't care. He makes the first fucking move and you sit your fat ass down until he makes right. And that's that. And that's the T and that's the truth. Hello, Fred. Hi. Hey, guys. Hello, Frasch. You guys know the drill Cheetos and chocolate was our fucking go to.

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Sofia, we talk about sex. There's this thing that people know was fired. I hate when I have to like, do it injured. I don't to say what I mean. I just. I can tell you.

I know. I was talking to someone very close to me, my mom, mommy, we were talking about sex, sex and more specifically how hard it is for women to orgasm.

It is hard. It is.

And maybe there are some of you that I like. I just jump on the dick and I squirt and I come all over in two seconds for you. Great. But for a lot of women, it's hard to do. Yeah. And the thing is, is there are a couple little tips and tricks that you can do to make sure that you have an orgasm.

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I tried this the other day, I heard it at the room and I heard it going down and got out my dildo. Yes. And. What I did was I clenched my vagina vagina. OK, well, actually, you're on to something. OK, you're on to something. I clenched my vagina while he's fucking while he was fucking or eating me out or fingering me like anything he was doing, OK? I kept clenching my vagina and releasing clenching release.

So like a kegl. Yes, exactly. OK.

And usually people are like do kegl so you can have better sex. This was like Hegel's during sex type of thing. OK, right. And it worked. I had like a mind blowing orgasm and I started to implement this every single time I was fucking right. And it makes a huge difference. That is so interesting because I was just thinking, as you were saying, that I have been in situations where I'm having sex, where I will on purpose do key goals, but it's never been for me.

Like I want to squeeze around his desire. And like, I know a lot of times, like in missionary, it's like they can tell, like something's happened down there and it can be really hot. But I've never thought to do it throughout for an extended period of time for my vagina, even if he's eating you out. And I think this is what it is, because now I'm going to get now I'll get a little bit interesting because clenching your vagina great.

Right? You all try that, do it. But if you are clenching your ass or your leg like your ass muscles. Yes. Or anything on your lower body, you're forcing the blood to rush down to that area and then therefore going to your vagina and your clit and it just enlarges it and it gives it, you know, more blood flow, blood flow. What can I do to really embarrass myself and go to the toilet fucking in and around?

We that's so fucking smart. And I swear to God, girls, if you're having a hard time like this, is going to change it up. So literally, because I know, like, if you're having an orgasm, a lot of times, like your toes will curl and you should be doing that before you have an orgasm. Yes. Your eyes clenching and releasing either your vagina, your ass, your legs, all three, like whatever, and clench, clench.

And it will help also. Just quick tip. Well, just remember to breathe when you're doing this, so just don't forget to breathe. Yeah. Don't pass out. No. People, I think is on your breather. Get to like focus on the breathing because that's part of it too. Yes. I'm tired of cutting off oxygen. I feel like sometimes like if I'm getting fucked from behind or something, I like hold my breath and it's like, no, no, no.

Wow. OK, that is an amazing tip.

And I hope every girl uses that because we fucking love that. Now Ali's come at us with, like, the disgusting people want to hear.

So there were two men.

It was me. I was getting to be like, you know, OK, so this is the thing. I am done with blowjobs. It's all about the handjob now. But God, I don't like sort of know. Alex Cooperage said she likes hand jobs over blowjob. No, no, no. But I am kind of serious. You're done. You're not done. I never thought I would never believe them.

No. So I want to walk you through a quick scenario so I can explain to you why I kind of come to this conclusion. OK, and jobs, I remember the first time that I ever hooked up with the Canadian. He literally looked at me and he was like, jerk me off. I want you to get me off. So we're laying there.

My vagina is ready to ooze some wetness. My mouth is ready to snare. I know. And so I was I remember kind of staring at him because I'm not going to fucking lie. I don't remember the last time that you gave a job to fruition for a man.

I jerked him off and I remember my leaving that situation. He was the happiest man in the world. And I remember thinking. When I'm giving a blowjob, hmm, I'm using my hand, thank you so fucking much and I had a moment going back to basics of doing the hand job where I was like, hold on, I hope girls, when we because we have shit on hand jobs, I hope girls don't think that we mean like hands behind your backs.

And don't you dare try and a blowjob. Thank you so much for bringing that up. The handjob makes the blowjob. Oh. Oh I'm sorry.

But the thing is, when men say they prefer blowjobs, what they mean to say is like they prefer the handjob with your mouth incorporated.

Yeah. You know what I. You don't mean like you either pick a handjob or a blowjob in the blowjob is just your mouth. They want both you. OK, I'm sorry, but the Glock like nine thousand. How does the definition start the double hand twist. So the hands are the first thing that is emphasized in the Glock like OK, OK, fashion, because I was hooking up with suit and this is like in the early stages.

OK, maybe it was Stutman, maybe some elbow will say Sumantra. He feels good, he feels right when he listens. Hey Stutman, it's me I'm taking care of. Yeah. So it was like this never happened between us. You're lying. Did you like every guy? You're like man to man to man and that's it. Unless it's about, oh, we've never done anal so fuck off. I'm like, oh man.

OK, so you're fucking suit man. I was fucking this guy just a random off the street. I don't even pick them much. And I don't know, he was like piling through the garbage. I was like, you look like you have a big dick, come on down. So I was hooking up and he literally I was giving him a blowjob and he literally stopped me.

This is not an exaggeration. This is what happened out of a horror film. Already stopped me and was like, can you use your hands, bitch?

And I wanted to fucking buy Flip. I was I was like, so I have a sex podcast where I actually try to tell people I do like these sexual things. And here I am having a guy telling me to basically fuck off. You're forgetting you even have hands. That that is a perfect example. Like, I was doing it myself. I was a deep throating. Yeah, I was. I broke my self out. Yeah. Yeah.

Was I even licking the balls and putting the balls in my mouth. Yeah. The shaft was my bitch when it came to my mouth, but my hands were nowhere to be found and so Shaft was my badge. Oh Sophia I've never heard.

You told me to think about it as a woman, a woman. I love a little tongue to my clit. I do. I like to get fingered fucking love, love, love. And I hate when men don't finger me enough. Yeah, it's such a great feeling when a guy names, I like it more and let them kill me too. Same thing. Here's a like a little bit of advice girls. This is the thing. Men can jack themselves off in a detail.

Why would they want me to give them a handjob if they can do it themselves? There is something about seeing a fucking woman take a dick in her hand and fucking stroke it. And if you know how to fucking stroke and you have a mouth, that's something you can't fucking do. This combo, the combo meal at McDonald's is always the go to the Mary Kate to my ashlock, the salt to my pepper, the eggs to a basic in the ass to my anal, the pussy to my clit, the Randall to my Harold.

Put the trash to your ex. The chlamydia to my vagina. No Plan B to a slut. Hello folks. You get this fedora hat you only play for no blowjobs and hand jobs. Unite. Yes. Also this is so fucking random, but fuck acrylic nails, OK? Because not only can you not finger a guy's asshole with these motherfucking claws, I couldn't masturbate correctly this past weekend, so just take it. I'm excited. I'm sorry.

My friend, she just went for a little and my place and I never gave you things that we couldn't masturbate. OK, you know how I have the running joke. Everyone always will die. I mean, what when she has long acrylic nails, I'm not faking it. Does her and an issue to a guy's booty hole. So therefore that means that maybe I'm using my mouth that weekend, but I'm not. God forbid you're not touching me, asshole.

She's using her mouth. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But no. So I can't. You can't. Finger guys, asshole, with your fucking alarm clock, cause I was attempting to rub my clit when he was fucking me this weekend.

Oh, my fucking nails were being open, literally. Yeah. So I had to rub my clit sideways. Right.

It's just we're done with the acrylic. We're done. We're done. I think just you ought to go gel next time. You got to go gel, you got to go. Sure. And sure is the way to go guys.

If you're trying to fuck and fuck, you don't leave any obstacles whatsoever here in a bun, soy gel nails.

And I don't know how to add socks on and socks. Can you imagine every time ballerina bun fucking shitty ass nails and like big fuzzy socks and we're like ready to play. We ready to go baby. Like okay.

So pretty much acrylic nails. If you see a girl with acrylic nails, prude, rude, she's not having side fruit. I'm not having good sex right now. I am a fucking loser out. Khloe Kardashian always clean getting clock bad bitches back with Khloe. We see you proud.

Proud first. Maybe The New York Post was right. I am a prude. The bathroom was the acrylic nail.

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Here we go. Coulis Shuls of the week. Oh, you're not even going to like at all. Come in. Should I be the little Ozzy. Oh oh oh oh. What's your question? Oh, the motherfucking week, baby shower. Give us your powers. Oh, my God, the wink bloody fuck all the silent sufferers, you can suck it. She's back. I tried to stop her, but I don't know if it's a good thing or not.

All right. Questions hit me head on. I'm going to start it off, OK, because that's just what we're doing. This girl said, hey, dad's my boyfriend recently got sent a nude from his ex-girlfriend over text. He told whatever.

But when I went through his phone last night, he had saved it and it was a fire nude. I mean, like I was getting turned. Oh, should I be pissed or am I just being jealous? I would be very like I would be very, very pissed. But my question is, how shitty of a situation if you are dating a guy and an ex girlfriend or like a girl he used to fuck you, sends him a nude because I've been in a similar situation actually with Sumai.

I know it wasn't a nude, but it was a picture of this girl. And she was like laying in bed and like she was like, I never, ever told shit. I didn't. What the fuck? Oh, my God. This was like a couple of months ago she was laying in bed and she was just making like a pouty face and like maybe she had cleavage in it. I don't even remember. And but it was just supposed to be more of like, what did she say?

And she she was like, I'm in New York. Let's hang out and see what man said. This is what he told me. He was like, I had a girl I used to hook up with reach out. I'm not going to respond. And I was like, OK, cool, thanks for telling me.

Yeah. Dobe, he failed to mention there was any better picture, no job. How did you find out about the picture. Because then he was scrolling through his laptop like all the peripheral vision. I mean I it's not my fault. I saw the photo and I was like that's not me was that. And he was like yeah. Like I thought I told you. Like, she also sent a selfie with. Yeah, you failed to mention.

You see, I bitch him out, but I think you're right. It is the worst because can you really be mad at.

OK, so I was going to say, didn't this girl, though, say that the boyfriend saved it to his car? So so that's that is fucked.

It's one thing if, like, you have a guy and or your boyfriend and he gets a nude, that is so fucking annoying. And I would like delete the conversation so you can't see that anymore. Like, that's so annoying.

However, if he stays it to his camera girlfriend, I would be fucking pissed. I would be fucking pissed about that. But what if he hadn't saved it and like she had just seen her, I would be jealous and I would ask him to block her. Yeah, because I'd be like me too. I'd be like, listen, I'm not crazy. You don't have to block all of your exes, but like, this bitch is full blown.

Sending you active nude. Yeah. Let's just, like, cut that off. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. Yeah. I would be annoyed though that he saved it.

OK. Here's kind of another one about jealousy, OK? Fathers help, I've been on and off with my boyfriend for some time, but since we've been on again, it's been about six months. We're not official, but we are exclusive, whatever the fuck that means. What it's like she's on and off with her boyfriend. They're kind of back. They're not officially telling everyone. They're like boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, but they're exclusive, so they're not fucking anyone on it.

But anyways, in all caps, he does not get jealous. Like a little cheating incident happened with another guy and he did not even give two fucks. I just want to see his jealous side and start the girlfriend boyfriend combo, you know?

I mean, that's a really bad sign. Oh, that is extremely interesting. The whole thing about when men don't get jealous.

So from personal experience, yeah, I dated a guy who was very kinky and he was like, you know, he was down for, like cuckolding and all that stuff.

Not that I did it, but I thought I might do if I can find some. But so that type of guy, like he would never get jealous. The only time I'm not jealous is I blocked him and I fully full blown cheated on him. I had sex with someone else.

I could be jealous rage. But like I know that was even jealousy. That was kind of like. So fuck you. Yeah, he was even like you. But if you show me, like, the sex was like I guess I did date a guy that, like, wouldn't get jealous and I'm going to agree with this girl like it makes you feel like he doesn't care. I was going to say I think your situation was very specific because he didn't get jealous because he like he got into that on.

Yeah. You got turned on by watching you flirt or watching you potentially, like, go cheat and fuck another guy. This girl's situation, I hate to say it, but like. I kind of think this is a sign that either he's not as into or he's being shady. I agree. I think there's always, like major jealousy, not healthy, but there is always a little bit I was going to say that.

And I think that, like, I remember dating this guy in college, that it was like I was the one that wasn't getting jealous because I was absolutely full blown fucking this other guy.

And I had, like, my boyfriend in college that I was like, oh, my God. Like, we're like together and like the whole thing. And then the other guy was fucking I was way more interested in for just like fucking. And I never got jealous for a second. If he was like flirting with another girl, I didn't give a fuck. Yeah. And that was because I, my mind was somewhere else. So if I were you, a little bit of jealousy is a good side.

I would look I would do a little investigation station and I would kind of look through his shed. If you can get a hold of that and kind of be aware that maybe his his lack of jealousy is because there's a lack of interest fully in the relationship. I agree. This person wrote in and said, hi, fathers. I know there have been some issues with dates on nudes. If you go into Google Photos, click on a photo or video, then move to the bottom.

There is a change date and time setting. Then you can just send from Google Photos. Not sure if this is already known, but thought I'd share Stanwell. So you have to go into the Google, but I think you can straight up lie about the time and date it was taken. Oh, that's beautiful. So so like that's basically the app that you can. It's an app you can use. Yeah. And I just think like how amazing for you to actually have proof on the phone.

Oh my God. And it was taken in real time. Absolutely. You know what I mean. Absolutely. That's the thing. It's like I get it that there are some people that are so fucking dumb that would never even think to look at the time. Yes.

But now we call her daddy. Yeah, I know. Yeah. And it's so like I, I remember a guy sending me a picture of him shirtless, take him yourself.

And I looked and it was like taken like five days ago and I'm kind of like, oh, that wasn't meant to be sent to me first. And like that's just embarrassing. So thank you. OK, Google Photos, boom.

Can you guys do a segment on the conversations post sexting. Like if I sext someone in the middle of the day, I still want to talk to them after, but it's not like they can just be like. Yeah. So how's your lunch? Ten minutes after I send a. That's such a good fucking question. I wait that's so good because I've been there too long and I'm like we, I don't you know, what I always do is I just give it like a chunk of time.

Yeah. That like I don't speak to him. And then I think I usually will just like come out of nowhere and be like, hey, like what's up?

Or sometimes what I do is if you guys are going back and forth and it's really heated and as it's kind of getting to the end, what I'll say is I'll be like, fuck, baby. Like, I can't wait till we could actually fuck, I'm so horny for you. And then make a comment like, when can I see you next? That way he's going to be like, oh my gosh, me too. And then, like, you're he's answering a question that is about you guys fucking but it's kind of putting an end to like now we're not going to be talking.

I agree. Playing my pussy. You you wrap up the combo.

Yeah. So she said David Oh.

To him. And then he responds, I'm hoping your response, sweetheart. You didn't send a video of you like fearing your pussy. And he went, MIA. Yeah. And then he's like, I'm getting solid. What's up? But like, what if he answer? And he was like, holy shit, that's the hardest thing I've ever seen. Then I think you say. I think you can use my line. All right. Fuck, I cannot wait to fuck you like I'm so horny for you.

When's the next time I can see you? And then it will just like, naturally. Yeah, I think that's like one of the I think that's my go to. And if it ends like I just came and then he's like I just came. I think you can use my life to be like, I'll see you later. Yeah. Like I can't wait to fuck you next. When can I see you next. Yeah. Boom. Fuck.

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