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Oh, hey, Daddy King, what's up? It's Alex and Sofia back at it again. It's call her daddy for a very interesting episode this week. We're recording from home.

We are currently laying in my bed. Sophia's looking like a four point five. She's wearing fuzzy socks, little thong, a little.

I would have to ask you, you look like, oh, three. Alex is like, so sick, you guys.

Yeah. So, guys, I am sick for the next few weeks. Obviously, because of what's going on in the world. We're going to be recording from home, which is really wild. It feels weird.

We're holding handheld microphones right now, guys laying in my fucking bed. Yeah. Like what?

What if they don't sound weird to you guys? But it's a very different experience. We don't have cameras in our face. We can I think we can just we feel more free to talk about crazy shit. We do. And it's also kind of like there's no one telling us when to start, when to stop. Like we can literally sit down and do this whenever we want because the mics are set up in our apartment. So so stick with stick with us for the next couple of weeks, because I think we're going to start getting very a little bit stir crazy.

We are going to introduce some alcohol, maybe maybe drug, maybe drug. Alex might bring in the weed. Maybe I will do my first, like, episode like high out of my mind. I think you should. We just see what happens. Yeah, it's the next few weeks are going to be interesting. But yeah. So I am sick. I do not have Corona. No, but I'm like pretty fucking sick.

And Alex and I were like we weren't going to release an episode and a because Alex is bedridden. Yeah. And B because we didn't want to sound tone deaf and insensitive.

All this Korona pandemic is happening obviously and we realized that we obviously do not want to leave you guys hanging. I think the amount of people looking for some type of relief and something to take their mind off of shit. Right now we hear you guys and I see, yeah, an escape. I feel the same fucking way. So we were like, what can we do? I feel like shit. I can barely talk. I can barely keep my eyes open, but what can we do?

And we realized we need to give the daddy gang a guide to Korona, call her daddy style, a guide to Korona to grow it.

It's it's just beautiful. And before we get into it. Just quickly, OK, Millennial's, I don't I don't fucking get it now, I don't get it. You guys are out on the town like there's nothing going on. And I promise when this whole thing is over, the party will still be there. Get the fuck inside you. Pieces of shit inside. I'm going on Instagram and I see millennials out there rubbing their fucking tits on the grill at the St.

Paddy's Day parties, and I'm done with it.

The kids are in the beer.

The men are just jacking off the fucking side of the road. It needs to fucking get control like spring break, grow up. I see people on the beach in Florida like I get it. You spend a lot of money. I don't care. No faster. You all get inside, the faster this can all be fucking fixed. Yes. Well, because I think and I get it, like a lot of you are all freaking the fuck out.

You're like, well, what the fuck am I going to do inside? Hello, mother fuckers. Welcome to the fucking call her daddy show this week. We've got your motherfucking answer. Oh, we've got you in a way that you didn't even know. You even see it coming.

We're like grown up in this bitch. Can I not make her own a joke? No, I think you can make any jokes you want.

You guys think that you have to be suppressed sexually during this time when really it just needs to ramp the fuck off, ramp the fuck you think, oh, my God, I can't have sex. I can't write dick, I can't touch pussy. That's kind of true. You can't touch puss. You can't touch Dobelle. You can do so much more to me. Oh, you don't even know what you can do.

Tell them face time, sex, sexting, nudes. You guys think they sound simple and straightforward. They are not. They are the three pillars. Aren't people a little bit worried about keeping their fuck buddies interested?

I think that's a great fucking question. Yes, I am. I personally. Yes. Yes. I actually I don't think people have been sitting around worried about that person.

But you should be.

No, you should be. He, he, she everyone all your fuck buddies, they're all forgetting about you by the minute. You're not there to throw the pussy at it. Yeah. So what are you doing. That's a really valid point. I think we were I've been thinking about it like every single guy will, most of them that I'm talking to. I would have to get on a plane right now to go see them, so I can't go fuck them.

OK, so, yeah, it's always about me. I can't this is the thing. I can't go fuck them. So what the fuck am I going to do? You are there. I mean, you know, she coast to coast when you're like flying. Oh fuck no, no jail. It's like no one like girls and men. I'm sure it's crossed people's mind as like the quarantine starts to set in. How the fuck are you keeping this person interested?

You can't go fuck them, even people in relationships. OK, I'm in a serious relationship and not for long.

No, not for long.

Because he is forgetting what I look like by the fucking minute. Yes. Remind him. Remind them. So we decided to compile all of the best parts pertaining to the three pillars face time, sex, nudes and sexting from call her Daddy episode. Yes, here you go. Soak it up like a sponge.

Take out your notebook, you little horny pieces of shit and get ready and get excited. Oh, also you guys, the audio might sound a teeny, tiny bit weird in a few parts. That's just because we were trying to include all the highlights. I think the audio is going to be the last of their shocking work on this episode.

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Time, sex down, how many people have we had, right, and so many people, it's like I think because it's such a fucking hard topic, it's it's hard to do. It is this it takes a level of confidence that's pretty intense. I know all the daddies out there. You guys can do this. You fake it till you make it. Thank you. Till you fucking make it. So we're here to give you the fuck.

Yeah. And so many of you guys have written in I'm in a long distance relationship. What do I do? How do I spice things up? This is this is bizarre way. If you're going to randomly FaceTime her and hope for face time sex. No, no. I think the guys need to text them. Yeah. Earlier in the day and be like, babe, like I'm thinking about you. I'm so happy for you. Like, can we face time later.

Boom. And then girls can do the same to guys, they can say the exact same thing. I'm really horny. Can we FaceTime later or guys are, you know, ready to pull their dick out and jack off at any moment. Yeah. And so, girls, if you want, you can just like the the surprise blowjob, you can do a surprise face time. Oh. Sex situation could face, you know, sex. Yes.

So let's get into it. So FaceTime. I'm fucking can be so hot because it kind of combines porn with real life. Oh it's like it's I like doing it on your phone so it feels like porn but you're doing it with your significant other. So it brings like a realness to it. And it's almost like your girlfriend is starring in like a porn that you're writing and directing or whatever you just said was so beautiful.

That was like a thesis. Dude, I know it's so funny. I never thought of it. I know that's such a good point. Like the girl can. It's basically this is like our time to be cam girls. Dude, I know I've always been a dream. I'm not even going to lie. There may have been a moment where I was like, should I? I remember I had a guy approached me and he was like, you will be making like three to six thousand dollars a session and you best believe I pondered it.

Oh, of course. I would say people assume that face time sex is like sexting. It's not. Oh, it's not at all. I think during this time, sex you talk less. Yeah. Than normal. Absolutely. You know what I mean. It's way more of a it's like less than when you're actually fucking. Yeah, yeah. It's way more of a visual thing. This is where you're going to really show off your body.

Yes. For girls. And this is directed to girls. Yeah. I was going to say the confidence thing again. We can't reiterated enough. We've talked about the episode. We talk about getting on top. Right. It like an equestrienne.

Girls, anyone, none of us have the perfect body. OK, if you have confidence, that's all that fucking matters. Girls, I can't express it enough. Like, I don't care if you're like, oh, I have that extra like Winter Chubb or like I'm not feeling my best. If you get in front of a camera and you're fucking walking around like you're the hottest fucking thing and touching yourself, no guy is looking for that extra one.

And I just want to say right now, the great thing about face time sex is like you're usually going to be like laying on your back if you're holding the phone, which automatically I feel like makes your body look so hot, such a good. And you're in control of the goddamn camera. OK, this is how you're going to start it. First of all, OK, you're going to start with lingerie on. Yeah, no, no, no.

Not even necessarily lingerie but Brawne underwear or like clothes. Just like a little tank top with like no go on and you're going to give the guy the visual like this is about to go down. Yes. I mean I guess it could be fun to FaceTime him and be naked already, but I just think a little bit more buildup. Yeah, the buildup is better. OK, so you're going to start with that. And then I think you always start with your tits.

Do not rush it like teasing. Pull down your tank top and this gives him, you know, the go ahead. I pull out your dick, grab your Jurgen's lotion and this is what I get after it. Then I would take off my bra and this is going to sound so slutty. And this might sound kind of weird to give it, but this guy thought it was the hottest thing you like. Try to lick your own nipple. You told me that before he thought it, which I never knew.

He was like, that's so nasty. And he was like, and if you kind of are doing that and you look up at the camera and you're like, oh, I'm like, I'm your slut.

Like I'm being a slut for you, dude, learning something every fucking day I die. So basically. So you pull your tit up and you basically like you like I like doing it. I know. So that's a good one. Girls, that's one thing you can do then. What I do is I start panning the camera down my body. Yes. So I'm going to like show him my tits again. I'm going to like grab my tits.

I grab both of them, like just it just makes it more like a tangible thing. And then I'm in to kind of like put my hand and you start sliding it down my body and have the camera phone, had the camera follow my hand and also have underground. And I just have like my hand go into my underwear. Yep. And then you're kind of just like play around and then it's kind of hard to just move the underwear to the side.

It's like this is also for sex too. I've had like a lot of guys say that they think that's so high, you just move. If you're on your way to the side, you're like, I just can't wait for you to get inside of me like you're like, yes, you know, I did a little Wayne song. It's like her panties to the side. Yeah, that's a great one. I agree.

I think also when you do go down with your camera and with your fingers and you slip it in there, have the camera kind of like diagonal underneath your vagina. So it's like, yeah.

Yeah. Well, there you go. All right. So you're not going to town yet? No, no, no, you're not. So then I think you take off the underwear after you kind of like played with yourself and you're still going to continue to play with yourself. You're going to kind of rub your clit. Yeah. And just keep it like that for a while. You guys, you can't rush this whole thing. Like, that's that's what I need to emphasize.

You ought to just kind of take your time with it. I think that's also the biggest thing like we had just said about the confidence. I think there are a lot of girls out there that are like shocked, like to like you're thinking about him like, oh, my God, does he is he going to come or should I just. No, no, no, no. You take your fucking time to make it feel good for you and you all because he wants it also to be long.

Like a guy is not like, hurry up, bitch. No, he wants you to fucking marinate in that shit, focus on pleasing yourself. At the end of the day, that's what's fucking hot. Don't just hurry and like, put your fingers in, start with your clit, play with yourself so hot if you like, start licking and like sucking on your fingers after and like be tasting yourself. Yeah. Then you are going to put one finger in.

Yeah. And he needs to see that visual. That's why sometimes I think it's good to be here. I was going to say in any case, when you're first going in you got to be hand-held. Yeah. You're going to do one finger, then you're going to go up to two and like really show him your fingers going. Yeah. And you want it to be wet. So if you need lube or you need to spit, look, whatever, make sure toes hearing as if his dick is there.

But your fingers. Yeah, totally. And also let's incorporate the talking.

You don't girls, you don't really need to, you can just you can just say things here and there like.

Oh like I taste so good when your fingers are in your mouth. Like I maybe wish you were here like I'm so. Yeah. I wish I had your cock. Yeah. Just boom. But you don't need to be talking hold tight. And just obviously like naturally as you would be doing if you're masturbating on your own, you will be moaning you like as you're touching yourself, it will kind of honestly come a little bit naturally. Yeah. Well you just need to focus on the body in the visual.

Yes. And like the words usually will come along.

Yes. So for me, I think once you do the handheld and you take off your thong or whatever underwear you're wearing, I think that's when you, like, lean forward and you put the camera down and you're like, I want you to watch me totally. And that is when you get on the bed and get your fucking toy. Well, I think they can both be hot. The there's pros to both. The other one, it shows your whole body and like you can use both of your hands.

I think sometimes guys like when you're holding the camera because it's more point of view which would like how porn film. And then also it's Close-Up on your chin. Yes. You know. Yes.

So there's pros to both. Well, I was going to say we always talk about you're going to face time sex more than once. So try out multiple ways, get a vibrator, get a dildo. Yeah. So if you're trying to give this guy a fucking Tony award winning production, I think they all are. So then I think bringing in Toyin is so high. I agree. A vibrator. A dildo. Yeah. What have you. And then I think you should incorporate the toy the same way you wear with your fingers.

If you want to be a serious freak, you can put a toy in your ass. Yes. And then like keep using your fingers on your own. I was going to say also, I think if you want to be a freak, you can also, like, fuck yourself with the toy and then take it out. And when you're hand-held, bring the camera up and basically, like, suck on the toy as if it's a joke and say we do that.

I wish this was your car for sure. That's really the point.

And it will be wet. So he sees like, you're literally sucking the White House off of the toy. Yeah.

And then along with the dirty talk, I just want to go back to that really quick. I think this is a great time for you to ask questions. Yeah. Say like, do you want to see this? Like, he like to be one like. Yeah. Like how hard are you. Like show me your cock. And so it moves the camera to his dick etc.. So I literally I think the best one for girls that don't know what to say is look like.

Do you like that. Yeah.

It's, I think it's so hot. Absolutely. So then I think after a while of doing that you will say, OK, I'm going to come. Yeah. Like do you want me? I'm going to come. Like this is like so fucking hot. Like I'm so horny for you. Like I'm thinking about you.

I'm going to come, I'm going to come for you, boom. And I want us to come at the same time. Babe, I'm going to come. Oh my God. Yeah.

And be doing whatever I think also like because when guys are like at that point you should be ramping up your side of whatever if you're using your finger or your toy or whatever and showing him, because then he's going to be jacking off and you could probably finish at the same time. Yeah. So that's face time side. I do think that initially. Meeting face time sex for guys, this just occurred to me, if you're kind of wanting your girl to do that.

It kind of has to be on her own terms sometimes, but not all the time. If you're in a relationship and you're dating like and it's you've done it a lot, then you can ask. But like, if you're kind of new and starting to talk, I think it's kind of like. But I can't. But I think what they can do, it's similar to nudes where if you guys are faced timing and she's like in her bed or something like that, I like kind of see like you can.

Yeah. To be like, oh oh I can kind of see your bra strap and then if she doesn't give you anything then you got to lay off. But maybe she will, maybe she'll be just like guys.

Really quickly, Sophia, what do you think is the best way for them to set up their camera?

I think they have to set it up. I agree because, I mean, they're probably going to be using lotion, right? And it's probably going to vigorously be using one hand. I agree.

And I also think for girls, it's there are some guys that would literally just hold the phone in one hand and jack off in the other. I think it helps girls to also see like, he's hard, he's joking. Like, it's like motivation.

Oh, motivation. Totally. So girls, guys, I really hope I mean, I think that's a great basic start off of how to face time sex.

Have your little outfit on. Touch yourself, lick your fucking tit if you can. So figure that one out of nowhere. They're bigger than you guys. Yeah. This week is your go to you should be this week all. You can really pull it together. Yeah. So you guys, maybe we'll give you some more tips and tricks, but that's what we've got for right now. I like that a lot.

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OK, a lot of people this is not exactly what I want to do today, but because we're recording this in the morning, you know, I'm not like that horny right now, but here we go. A lot of people ask us how to talk dirty and like what to send for sex. I want to I'm like sweating right now that we have to do this. This is how much we love you guys. Yeah. Because this isn't fun.

I know it sounds like it's fun and it sounds sexy and funny, but it's not. My mom listens to these episodes. OK, so I want to first start out with setting the scene.

We understand that there are there's a big demographic that listens to this. There are some people that are virgins. There are some people that are in college and they're like like fucking around. There are some people that are married. There's a lot of different people. So when we talk about these things, sometimes guys make sure you're not taking these word for word because again, you need to read your audience. If you're a virgin, you obviously don't know what a three what to do in a threesome.

Yeah, we'll explain.

So we want to give you guys some, like, word for word line that you guys can use. That's what we're going to bring you right now.

So this is beginning I'm not going to say this is like a beginner status, but these are some like basic good go to sex lines that you can hit them because we don't know your audience again.

Yes.

So it is either dumb it down or ramp it up. OK, so let's just start with the classic.

The my pussy is absolutely dripping wet right now. Thinking about your Hardik inside the closet.

Lasek beautiful saying the word you know like the pussy dripping wet hard dick inside me. Yeah. You can also go for the I want to ride you and fuck all of your hard cock deep inside me until I come all over.

You're soaking wet dick perfectible and I love it.

I'm loving that fucking epic going another one.

Another one is to really describe the whole lip thing. You can be like, I love when you say the labia, but don't call them flops when you're sex.

No, no, no. That's not that's not fucking cute. But you can be like, I love when you spread my lips as the tip goes in and the deeper it goes, the more I shake, knowing it's not even halfway in.

Oh, my. That's like hot because you're like you're not even halfway in and I'm already shaking. Yeah. The lips like spread my lips like guys think that's really, really high and just take advantage of that.

I also think that's kind of similar to the whole like, like I want to feel you in my stomach as I ride you back or rubbing my clit soaking wet all over you, that kind of stuff like that's hot. Feeling him in your stomach means he's big. Oh, but before I continue, can we talk about the whole big thing?

I already know what you're going to say. Oh, girls, they go off on like how big a guy is and like how big he feels and stuff like it. He's not big. Don't I can say that like they're not dumb. They know. We've had guys right in I know I will never forget the one guy was like, I know I don't have like a small dick, but I do know that I'm not fucking huge and my girlfriend won't shut the fuck up about how I'm this ginormous shlock.

I'm like, are you like you guys know it's like a job, like a tits.

And he's like your huge tits and you're like, I hit my spot them with a knife. I mean, do you fuck you? And you're like, I cannot I could we go together. My skin is like, lick your nipple, like doubly boobs. And you're trying so hard. Like, this is embarrassing and really. Right. Right.

So let's just fucking calm down with the comments about how big his dick is, guys. More talk about how it's like how it's hard and it's throbbing and it's like whatever. Do you have other one?

Because, oh, I do have one thing. I think if you have fucked before, I think it's really. Yes.

For guys visually to imagine like places you fucked and reference those in your site.

So like let's say over the counter. Exactly. Say your place is the bathroom.

And if you're like we should be in your bathroom right now, me bent over with you inside me. And then I always think it's good to be like, do you miss that, babe? You like the way I take it in your dick slides in and out of my tight pussy boom.

They're like, oh, because they're imagi fighting. They're imagining the exact location. Like, that's perfect.

And especially for people that are scared to sex and like they feel weird and like uncomfortable doing it. Like just like mention things that you guys have actually done. Like that's not awkward at all. Yeah. I remember when I got on top of you and I was writing you and like, you know what I mean? It's exactly going back to like. Yeah. What you run for hints of what you've already done.

OK, yes. I was going to say this is some great this is some easy stuff. Right. Thing right there. Really basic generic thing. And listen, again, we're not shitting on you if you use these because it depends on your relationship. Right. I use them. Right.

But but there are people that like have fetishes etc.. Right. And the whole three something Alex and I were talking about this. And like, even if you'd never plan on having one, I feel like you can still use it during sex. Oh, my God, guys. Right. It is not fucked up. No, because I want to ask a guy like if I fall on him sexting about doing something I never plan on doing about fucked up.

No, because I care.

No, no, he doesn't know. You can act like you're going to do it one day, especially a threesome. It's like, well babe like we just haven't been able to find a third girl. It's not my fault. So tell them what you could say just from watching porn.

It's just so easy to me. It's so easy. It's so easy for a threesome. OK, we're talking two girls, one guy.

OK, I would just say I the most generic one is I want you fucking me from behind while I'm licking her pussy. Right, Bill. So they can get a great vision. Yes.

Let's get a little more intense. Let's ramp it up. Ramp it up.

You're going to say I want you to go back and forth between our pussies. I want her stacked on top of me, your cum dripping out of her pussy.

On to my amazing level. That's so easy. Breezy, beautiful.

No, no, that's perfect. Yeah. Can you keep it going? I'm on a roll. Let's go.

OK, I want to lick your come out of her pussy and spit it back into her mouth and then I want to make out with her with my mouth full of your cum love your cum dripping down both our chin.

That's perfect, right. That is guys. Imagine a guy thinking about you eating his come out of her pussy like making out and they can see the like come kind of like going between your mouth and he's just sitting there. Unbelievable. Brilliant. And every guy is going to die over there. Yeah.

I want to make out with another girl on your cock. I want to show your cock. The other girl right there, OK, for two guys and one girl. Yes.

Which I think it's so weird.

Let us also confirm call her daddy has no issue with two guys in one girl I know a girl wrote in to us and was like, my boyfriend wants me to like, fuck another guy. And like my my girlfriends think he's gay for that.

That's I mean, the what is it, cuckolding? Yeah. I feel like a lot of girl. I read that a lot that like guys are into that watching their girl get fucked by another guy that is not gay.

Right. We can talk about that. Another episode, the whole cuckolding thing.

But OK, so if you're doing two hours, you're OK. Well, you're into cuckolding. You can just be like, I want you to like, watch me get fucked by another guy and like, come Oliver's cock, right. And see how good he makes me feel. Right. That's a good one.

That's perfect because we're like, I want you to like me from behind while I'm sucking it. Boom, just you guys. I mean, come on, this is hard. I put some porn on.

Well, now they don't have to us because we literally just word for word gave you line. So I hope you had your pen and paper, everybody. If you didn't have your pen and paper, you're not writing this on your phone. Go home, go back to this part of the episode and take notes, because these are great. And I think it's great that you brought up the point of the threesome. And if you haven't even had a threesome, but you and your boyfriend have talked about possibly having a threesome.

I think it's very good to throw that in occasionally with the sex. Right. I know a lot of people have written in to us and been like, I sex my boyfriend all the time. We have a long distance relationship. How do I spice that?

You got to go for the fan and honestly, just like and lie to him just to get him off so you can go to bed, whatever it takes. Yes, I heard it right. You're done sexy. You just be like, I want to lick your come out of a girl's pussy. Good night. Good night. Well, I think that's a great point, Sophia. The whole ending of sexting, I think that's also one of the really weird, awkward points of sexting.

If you guys aren't straight up saying you're masturbating because that's easy, you say, oh, my God, babe, I just came so hard.

Like, that's the hardest fucking thing. Whatever. If you are both just talking leading up to hooking up or talking about what you want to do to each other. Yeah. How the fuck do you end sexting is a lot of questions that people are.

Yeah.

Obviously if you guys are both masturbating while you're doing it, it's simple. And I just came.

But so I think the best way probably I don't know, just literally just saying, like, babe, I'm so horny for you. This turns me on so much and just basically tell him, like, I'm going to think about this and touch myself to it later. Yeah.

Or you can just say, like, that was so fucking hot. I can't wait to see you again. Exactly.

And it's like because then it's like, OK, now what are you doing. The rest today I'm going grocery shopping like I get it, it's awkward. Or just like tell him you'll send him a video later of you doing it.

Boom. Oh beautiful.

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Guys, this is this is a highly requested topic. And I think we're I think we're equipped to talk. I don't time. Yeah, I think it's time. In fact, girls, we're going to tell you exactly how to perfect a new I don't know how many podcasts are going to be doing that, but here we go. First and foremost, Sophia, what kind of nude are you first dropping on a guy? Well, we've talked about this before, and men have said they almost prefer an implied nude.

Oh, or you just nude before you just hit him with the guys inside of you. Ladies and gentlemen, this is so fucking important when you are in the beginning stages of a guy. If you just go full blown, send him your labia, which you can. You can. Absolutely. But this is the thing. Yeah. Use this as almost a way to tempt them more. Yeah. If you full are sending full nudes right away. Well what happens if next weekend you're trying to slide in.

Has already seen it. I agree. Keep it a little mysterious and slowly take its clothing. I think the trajectory is the implied nude up and then you go tits are out, which we can talk about more and then maybe, you know, nude and then I do videos. Right.

OK, so let's start with the implied so the implied nude. My most implied nude, like I think I said in another episode, I would have like a little baby tank that's like a V and I don't have a brown. So you can like basically kind of like see the outline of the kids. Maybe some nips are hard. Oh. And then like in little booty shorts and. There you go. It's like you're laying and you send it to him and they're like, oh my God, if I can take off your clothes, OK, then you pick between tits or ass.

And Alex, you brought up an interesting point. What did you say? You know, the strategies I take. So my strategy is I always feel out through dirty talk. You can tell if a guy is an ass guy or more of a tech guy. They may be both, but usually they have a preference a little bit more. So if he's an ass guy, I then first tempt him with the tits. I don't give him what he wants first.

So if he likes tits more, I send him more of my ass show that way, then you still have yet to use that like big boy in your arsenal where like he loves those tidswell, he's going to see my ass for kind of vibe. Yes. We'll talk about boob nudie's. OK, I think it's fucking stupid when girls will do where they coville Covel. Jesus, I can't talk today where you cover one nipple and then you have the other one out with a fine point.

When I was in high school, I wish that I still had access to the nudes. I wish that we could die. If I remember that I would send one boob.

Why would you upload a one boob and one nipple on the net big. What is that like? What he's like? What is the other one actually? Actually, actually, let's go down memory lane high school. I want to die in high school. I remember there was this guy named Tom, not our editor. This was a nice shout out to you, Tommy. And he asked me for a nude a picture of my breasts breasts, because sometimes guys will hit you with a specific mirror, like, I want to see your tits.

Yeah. And me and my two friends, we were like, OK, let's all take a picture of our tits. No. And we'll pick the hottest one. And you can whoever has a better rack and send it his way.

No, I would do so like all the time and I'm thinking back on it. I'm like so when I hooked up with him and I said, fucking Taylor's. Yeah, yeah. What are you going to be like? These are not your boo. You like your nipples look very different. Do that's actually not cute. Up Kupa. OK, back to the the boobie nudes. I know it's all right. I fucking love it. Boob nudes.

I think it's really hot if you hold them together with like one hand, if you try to like bring them together and one of your thumbs could be maybe like kind of covering one nipple but that looks way less. Try hard than if you're just straight up cover a nipple with your fucking hand. So hold them together. Or if you have a bra on, pull down the once one side of the strap and then have kind of like you pulling down that side of the bra also like a nipples out.

That's hot. I've done that before. Getting a movie. Boobies shots are hot guys, but you got to like, make them look big and blow hold them. So the other day, Alex, OK, I was trying to take another shot. Oh my God. It was so fun though. Dude, I know you were dying. I hadn't really done them that much. And so I reached out to my friend Alex and you told me I remember clear as day you were like put on little tiny booty shorts.

I have your ass hanging out. Yeah. And go into your room.

I probably did it in front of you. Yeah, you did. And you angle the camera from the bottom and it's from the bottom up. So you're like taking a picture almost up underneath your ass.

You know, this is this is you. He loved it. Loved it. No, guys, I wish you could have seen because Sofia is going in and out of her room. She's like, wait, how does this one I'm like, no, no, no. You got to get more of an angle so you can, like, kind of see like a little bit of your pussy. And he's like, wait a little more. He was actually a video and I just kind of like my butt quickly, which if you are going to do a video.

Yeah, I, I almost said something that could have completely ruined the relationship with this man. I was angling the camera, my ass looked great. And then of course I had to bring the camera back up to turn off the video, to end the video. And my face looked like Gollum. You were about to God. You didn't realize that at the end of the video, literally Lord of the Rings, like Olsen, I bring the camera up and it's my fucking face.

Be careful when you're sending videos that you are editing them and cutting up. Yeah, I want to talk about that all shot really quickly, because I think this is a really great opportunity for girls. So great opportunity. A great opportunity. So it's iconic. The US looks amazing at this angle. Like how I transition from an ass shot to a video shot is I usually take a video then of my hand squeezing one of my ass cheeks and then I'll like, slap it and it will jiggle.

Because what a guy wants is we always say if a guy wants to envision themselves doing that, so like me grabbing it and slapping it and leaving a mark on my own ass and sending him that video at that angle. Yeah, it's like bigeye. Like, this is the best fucking thing I've ever seen. It's all about the angles. Oh, a thousand percent. It's all about let's talk about some wet shit. OK, so this girl wrote in and I want to read it because it was so hot.

And she said that she was going to let us know about her boyfriend, most favorite nude that she's ever taken. Love it. So this is some serious knowledge. Intel I'm spreading, OK? She said while taking a bubble bath. I grabbed my phone and pulled my body up out of the water a little bit. You want to have your tits out of the water and you can tilt your hips to show your pussy to without being totally out of the water.

The bubbles can sort of frame your body and you can use them to make your waist look smaller. Not to mention that just being in a bathtub is sexy and the way your skin looks all wet and soapy is so hot to guys.

Do I mean, men love when you're wet? I well, I work several days everywhere, not just any time anywhere. I sophea read this to me this morning and I was like one of the best news I've ever taken. I showed it to you. Do you want me to explain? No. She's literally holding a towel and it's showing some side bits of the side of your body. Yes, this is actually hilarious. I'm explaining it. It's the side of Alex's body.

A little under the. But still under the law. Yeah. So it's showing the outline of your ass like the left side of your mouth. Yeah. The left side of your tit. Yup. And then there's water trickling down my body. Yeah. Oh. Then you're holding the towel. Yeah. So like I'm kind of covered with the towel. I love it. I was able to explain to the body. Yeah. Very good. So I think anything girls, if you can take that like out of the shower.

Out of the bathroom. In the bath. Fucking hot. Those are the go tos like that. I think a lot of girls forget that to take. Yeah. Do you want to talk about vagina shots really quickly? Because those are risky. Vagina vagina shots. I think girls are like terrified of taking them. Yeah.

I think to make your vagina look cuter is you should have something in it. Yeah. We've said it before, like your and your fingers, a toy or something like that. But also you can just own it and it's a vagina and send it over you want. But Alex and I were talking about this. A video. Yeah. I just think that's so hot. Videos take things to a different level. You better just they, it can be so nasty.

Disgusting because you can be making noises. Oh yeah. Well you're fucking yourself. Totally the noise of you show a bunch of shit. Oh my. So Heino. So that's like the next level of a nude. Yeah. So men you thought we forgot about you, your little dick pee wee sucker. We didn't, we didn't forget about you men. I'm not going to be mad at you for sending a dick pic people. Alex and I were talking about this like what are they going to send a picture of their pectoral muscles.

Very quiet for the men. Yeah. We've got the ash out the tich up the V shut the face, shut the back shut. It's we have options. Yeah. Men don't know it's a dick. And then like what. Their body. If they have like nice body NEBs. Well I can even still then you can. Let's just get into it. Yes. OK, so most girls say that a dick pic is always gross and they don't want one.

And I disagree with that person. I disagree too.

OK, I'm glad we agree. I'm glad. I mean, people are so shocked. They're like they're called daddy girls like Dick because who thought if it's unwarranted. No, no, listen, first of all, just putting it out there. Ever sent in DNA or man fuck out of here. Blocked, blocked and blocked. Knock it the fuck off. Absolutely not. Not OK. Never in a million years. Not here. Not for it not going to happen.

You never know there's a gun to your head. Nope, nope. Not if your family's life depends on it. You're not doing it. You're not doing it today. Serious. Yeah. However, it's situational. It really it is a flaccid dick. Forget OK, because I'm not even going to lie to you. My ex one time sent me that saying why I, I don't I just feel like I probably was like get it hard. Oh my fighting to make it hard.

It's like a parent after my period. I don't like to fight performance sexy and your nude. Oh boy. Maybe I know I would be like dude anyone sending you a fucking flaccid. Honestly, I think that may be a better way to get a girl's attention in the dorms. If you said yourself that a hard take that's never warranted, don't fucking know. OK, but I said it was situational. Let's talk about situations. So my ex-boyfriend and I, we dated for a while and I would find it really hot when he would be at like a work event or at a dinner or something.

And he and we were like kind of talking dirty. Or he's just like, I was just thinking about you and like I'm hard thinking about you, and he would take a picture like in the bathroom stall, how we were talking about. We're like just kind of like move his pants and take a picture. I was kind of into it even like sending a showing the outline in his pants. Like, I'm so hard about a week. Sometimes you would send the outline in, like, kind of be holding.

Yes. Yeah. See, I think that OK, this is a thing, guys. What you have to understand about dick pics is girls need, like we always have said, kind of like girls obviously need to be way more mentally stimulated. So when you're telling me that, like, I turned you on and therefore you just got hard at a work event and you show me that that turns me on first because like, it's a situation where I just did that to you.

If it's unwarranted, it's okay sometimes. But there's just levels that a girl needs to get there. Yeah. I mean, what it really comes down to is men are just way more visual women. Yes. Like, there has to be like something that you're also saying when you're showing your heart. I also just want to say I do personally think it's hot. If a guy and I are talking dirty and he sends me a video of himself, like jacking off and finishing to like what we were just saying, I think it's hot.

Yeah. Yeah. I've had guys do it and I'm like, that's hot. Because you're sending that to me. I mean, they could be sending it to 12 other girls. I would never know, but. Yeah, yeah. So I think it's hot. All right, guys, just be sparing with the dick pics and know when is the right time. Don't send unwarranted. She's fucking driving with her mom to church and she gets a dick because I swear off the fucking road.

And then also this specific picture that men take. Let me just break it down, OK? The Christopher Columbus.

OK, ok, listen up. OK, Christopher Columbus.

You guys remember him. You guys remember, right. No. Forty nine to Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

So Fyah I'm sorry. OK scholar.

It's when the guy or your let's talk about when Christopher Columbus.

But like I talk about when Christopher took a picture of his dick, this is it in the history books you read it school. But it did happen. I knew him personally. OK, ok. So what is it? It's when a man and so many girls are going to be like, holy shit, the guy is in the bathroom, OK? He has his one foot up on the toilet like Christopher on America and has like sometimes they hand on the head, oh, with the dick like the hard dick out.

Yeah. Oh you're setting solvejg pigs in Christopher Columbus found America like Christopher Columbus just discovered America. He's putting in the flag the fucking flyers with the foot on the rock Plymouth Rock.

Shit. He's like, my dick is America. Look, look what I got, man. No, no, the fuck off once again, feet flat on the ground. That's going to be like the Monsur for this episode. Wow. You guys got to knock it off with this one. Knock it off. Fuck off. Both feet need to be on the ground if you're going to be trying to take this. Yes. We don't want we don't want the foot up on the toilet like.

No, no, no, no.

And I see that goes for girls, too, because I've seen girls do that when they're trying to like the spread lips. Spread vagina.

Yeah, like one foot. Oh, no, no, no.

We don't need no, I don't think actually the toilet really needs to be part of the picture at all in the background, I think. At the forefront at the bottom of your foot. No, I don't think the toilet ever needs to make it appear the shitter can stay where the shit are not in a goddamn nude. Totally agree. I think that's an amazing point. Christopher Columbus really hitting a hard facts today. Christopher Columbus, you're done. You're done.

I think also, Christopher, I thought to say a history thing and like I'm done.

Well, I certainly like Christopher raped and pillaged all these villages and so, like, stop. And I.

Sure, yeah. You're not in you have actually, in fact, Christopher Columbus, there's like this big theory that can't even get to America. So, like, there's this really big controversy. OK, back to dick pics. Jesus. But I wanted to clear out. So men, basically we want to talk about your dick. So you can't do that. I can't do that. My second one. Here's my this the last I'm going to bring up, OK?

It's the man's penis. The man and the man decides to include an inanimate object next to the penis so that you can, you know, get a full understanding of the girth and the length of said penis. Right. A giving moment. Right. But women don't want it. We don't want it. We don't. Women barely want the dick pic in certain occasions. So to add in like the remote. Right. Or the cucumber. Right.

We could do without it. We just want to focus on the actual penis, I and I.

You don't really want to be there and be like, OK, so the cucumber is this big and the tip of his dick is hitting this part of the cucumber. So it's going to be this big and this is how it's going to feel in my pussy. And then I'm going to come this way and like, let's get the measurements and like, take it with a ruler because you're wasting my time if you're going to do it with an object fibular.

But the robot back. How about that? If you're going to do it, then get a ruler. I agree with you. Stop making us do math. No, fuck no. And like, what if what if I spread my pussy lips to expose the whole of my vagina and then like a quarter of a penny.

A penny. A dime do some girl wrote it and look at the size of the dime in my vagina. I'm so tired. Like it's the equivalent of what we do to some girl wrote it and was like I sent a guy a picture of my pussy and I was holding a taco next to me because, you know, I said, Which taco do you want to eat tonight? Would you ever do that? There should not be any other things in the photo and especially food, not come out and not let it kind of get stuck down.

Disgusting. You know, guys, the private part just needs to be the focal point. Yeah, I agree. I don't want to see your dick next to, like, a pair. No. OK, so I have some daddy girls wrote in about the whole thing about like, oh, they put shit next to their dick. And one girl was like he put the peach emoji at the top of his dick. We got the tip of his dick and he was like, this could be you about to slide down, but your ass about to go down on my dead.

Is the piece supposed to be, like, symbolic of her ass? And that's like going to do, you know, I want to shove my dick so far up your ass. Don't know. I think it's probably like doing reverse cowgirl or some shit. I don't think we need to put an emoji because I think it's stupid when they cover a part of their dick with it. That's what it is. That's worse. That's worse. Use the top hat emoji.

I should give your take a little high, given a little extra growth, like give it a couple extra inches or put like the fucking you can. First of all, you could fuck with her. You could be like you don't even know how big I dig is because it's wearing a hat. You don't know how much longer you guys don't fucking do that. You just say, what emoji? Let's move. I said shooting. Sorry, we can move past it.

But I think the point is his ejaculation is good magic. I've got the OK, I hate that song. So never put an emoji in your mouth. You know, General, I've seen girls do that where they cover their ideology. Then there was this is interesting. There were a few of these girls wrote in saying a guy sent them a video of himself walking like towards a mirror with his erect penis, OK? And they would put something on their erect penis.

Like one girl said, a guy put a tissue bottle like he put his dick inside of the tissue box and was like, wow. So the dick is like holding holding up the tissue box. There was like a Gatorade bottle, like a guy trying to show, like, it's like the equivalent of a guy, the gym trying to show how much weight his penis strength. He's like, look at the massive amount of fucking pounds I can hold on this.

Him holding like a pot, how his dog. He does fucking like big like like his dick curls like curl, dick curl. The sad thing is, is it's one thing if he's trying to be funny and he's your fucking boyfriend. Oh yeah. I bet you that these guys are trying to be sexy. Oh yeah. And the girl on it is like look at this phone call. They're like hogs hanging from this guy. My my my dick and hold up a tissue box.

Imagine what it can do to your fucking G spot is what they're thinking.

And every girl is like, no, no, no, what is wrong with men? What is wrong with men? They're so immature and they're like, whoa, my taking do this. Think you did.

How many have you ever gotten a guy that you're like close with and it's not in a sexual way. They send you the slo mo video of them whipping their penis from you. Do I know I've seen the windmill with me like I have. I had a guy sent me a video I wish, but when they come back from after, we just fucked and they're like flopping around, go, oh my God, every boyfriend I've had has done that.

That's what I've got. One of my boyfriends would send me. Guys, you should have your boyfriend do this slo mo circle around the windmill and flapping it on to his thighs. Why are you telling girls to do that? Yeah, we're like that are so immature. I'm like, do the windmill larible a boomerang. OK, ok. I cannot believe people fucking wrote that shit. Well, yeah. And I think every girl listening now you're like, OK, so you guys are saying what are some of the weirdest dick pics girls have gotten?

I also wrote down some of the weirdest nudes men said they've gotten from women because we. Both sides. OK, I want to hear the sugar daddy gang men wrote in, and dude, this was one of the most frequently written in and it makes me want to cry for women. What a lot of men said they've gotten nudes from girls. With say they were like spreading their pussy lips or like they were bent over, so there was toilet paper in their ass, like little pieces of toilet paper or even like, my God, girls.

Oh, no. If I'm sending a bent over picture, I'm looking at those for an hour before you go. And that's why I don't get it. Are they not looking at the night before they send it? Like, are they not sending this new to their friend? Are they not zooming in? I cannot imagine sending a nude with a mistake that big.

And let's learn how to white, ladies and gentlemen, for real. This is the real world. You got to wipe all the way, throw out if you go to a hookup and you have some shit in your asshole. Oh, my God. I mean toilet. And he goes like, finger your butt. Looks like a nice little fucking pee in his fucking fingertip and little girl. So that was a huge one. Girls I didn't know we had to tell you.

But obviously make sure you don't have toilet paper stuck up your butt hole. Another one was the tampon string she was trying to hide the tampons during, but like, saw it.

Stop it. Stop. Stop it.

Wait, so this girl really was too lazy to just take the tampon out for the picture? You couldn't just rip it out like you're not going to have a fucking. So you can do it for fucking thirty seconds. Take it. I'll even fucking at and trying to hide it like behind. Like what did you grab a little piece of paper and try to hide it by accident. Earflaps.

Are you kidding. Dude, wait, I'm dead serious. We're trying to hide the screen behind the left flap. Like what.

I don't understand at that point. It's like the white shade shading your flat, like what the fuck is going on? Isn't she just, I guess, shove the string up her vagina, girls, take the fucking tampon. Take it out.

There was a lot of men. This was another heavily written in one. They would do a mirror pic in the bathroom. But in the background there was the toilet and there was poo.

No, no, no, no. Oh, OK.

We just discussed do not have the toilet in the picture. Make sure there's no shit in it. What girl with the girls. The the girls that are sending these must be no fucking. They take nudes for a living. They're like blast off. There you go. Look. Oh God, guys, we love you so much.

I know this is kind of like a weird time right now to have with Korona and like, everyone's feeling kind of isolated. And don't worry, because we're going to be back next week. We're going to have the fucking weirdest episode coming for you. Yeah, but for right now, again, face time, sex, sending nudes and sexting is really all we can be doing and spending time with family.

Oh, right. I understand that a lot of you right now have had to go home to your the house that you grew up in with your parents, with your families. You're kind of going stir crazy. Right. And it's a weird feeling to because you're getting stir crazy and you hate your family and you're horny. You want to get fucked, you want to be getting fucked. But then, like, your fucking dad is creeping and like looking at you and your mom is over there just like whipping up the potty.

Right. And you're like, I want to masturbate, but they're in the room right. Next. Right now is the time to get creative. Now is the time to push through. Now is the time to find that strength with guys to really rank up the fucking volume on your movie and take your hand and get down and give yourself a nice little Caruth Mitsuse. I'm assuming that is code word for Masterpiece.

Yes, thank you. They are not going to hear you. Click, click, click. Take nudes. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. No. Try to walk in that walk on that door. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm just taking a fat nap. Yeah really. Sort of my mom.

Yeah I'll figure it out. All figure it, you'll figure it out. Tell them you're going down into the basement because you want to find the little Kool-Aid packets because you're feeling a little mixed drink. You go down there, you pull up the face time snack in between the cupboards of cans and that's where that's where you do it. You hide in the basement. Well, why no?

Go into your room door sex in the middle of the basement. Anyways, the moral of the story is, guys, we've got you.

There's a lot of growth that can happen during this time. Take advantage. Yeah, take advantage. We love you guys so much, Daddy being strong.

I am I am genuinely so excited for next year. I'm so fucking excited. I little Caylee. We already ordered alcoholic. We're ready to fucking go. Yeah. And our plan is because we have this recording equipment at our apartment, we're literally just going to pick a time that we feel like in a good mood and we're just going to sit down and hold these microphones and go, yeah. So I'm kind of terrified. I think it might be our best episode.

Yeah.

Don't focus on the trail right now. Focus on getting the. The universe in the world healthy, and then we'll get back on that trail. Yeah, we love you guys. Love you, Dad. Every fucking Wednesday by Dodie's.