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Oh baby what the fuck is up your little skanky asshole ass weiner whole ass bludging squirting up the asshole motherfuckers. It is Alex Cooper, your single father at it again for another mother fucking episode of Call her Daddy.

Oh, my God. Sometimes when I'm having sex, I literally in my mind, I'm like, back at it again. For another, it literally, like turns me on. When I get to intro this fucking podcast, I get so fucking amped up and right when I'm about to climax, when I'm having sex, I also think about you guys. So I don't I mean, that's so fucking weird. Maybe I don't know. I don't know really know what podcast has that relationship with their audience.

But I think it's better to embrace it and know that, yes, you guys make me horny. I make myself horny. Sometimes I dream about doing this podcast naked. And ever since going back to my parents basement, it's been a thought until my dad comes down to fucking fix a little humidifiers like Jesus Christ. OK, Alex, relax, guys. Our guest this week, we're talking sex. Get sexual, get hot, get excited. Also, sorry, the audio has been a fucking massive, ginormous cock up everyone's fucking ear holes and it's plugging and you can't hear jack shit.

I'm aware and I get it. It's like I'm trying to edit this thing and do this thing and it's just a fucking disaster. So I'm going to raise the audio volume so fucking high this week that you literally have nightmares about my voice and then hopefully you guys can turn it down. That's what I figured. It's better to be high and you can bring it low than go low to high. When they go low, we go high. No, and we're fucking high.

Then you can bring it low. All right, guys, enjoy this week's episode. I love you.

All right, guys. Holy shit, I haven't, like, drank and done podcasting in a very long time, and then this guest of mine has been very influential and like Patrón chats, patrol and chats. And I'm like, all right, fine, we'll drink. And now I'm getting a little drunk before episodes, but I think it's loosening me up, especially for the topics this week. Introducing back at it again, motherfucking Savannah, Montana. Hi, Daddy.

Oh, my God. I got it again that you thought you heard the last of me. I know you're like, fuck, some people were like, just stop like everybody. The show's not going to be. I get the show's not going to be the same guys. I literally got it. There's like, it's me. I'm alone and I have seven and it's a fun time. Let's have fucking fun this week. We're excited. Are you excited?

Are you happy to be here?

I'm so excited to be back here, guys. I'm not going to lie. First episode. I was super nervous. Yeah, it's really hard. Like getting into podcasting. You don't really know how you're going to, like, come across how you're going to sound. But I'm so excited for this week. I feel like I've loosened up a little bit. I'm ready to share some fucking sex tape.

Oh, yes.

And before we even start, I just want to issue a formal apology to me.

Like I fucked your ex-boyfriend to go, oh, no.

I just want to say I'm so sorry for ever questioning your glug glug 9000.

Oh oh oh no.

But actually, like, dude, guys, listen, listen to me very closely. Listen to whatever this woman tells you.

She is always right. Dude, guys, if you use like you said.

Your pointer finger and your middle finger, and you can maintain them going in opposite directions, synchronized with your mouth. I tried and fucking tested, you have the secret to the best blowjob on Earth. You know, I'm sorry you did it. It's amazing, isn't it? Because I was kind of like trying it your way and then, like, alternating like back to, like, my one handed. Right. It's not the same child's play now.

You can't even go back. Right. You can't like we we literally can't. It's so good. It OK, guys, if you guys I don't know why you wouldn't have it if you didn't listen to last week's episode. I totally respected Savannah came. I was like, wait, hold on. Like clarifying on the glug, which I think was so important for us to clarify that we're not using like both of our whole fisted hands on to a dick on top of each other stock.

You're taking your two fingers on each hand. You're rotating them clockwise and counterclockwise, on the other hand.

And we were like, Savannah, you got to try it on your boyfriend. You left the podcast and you want to try it.

I went straight home. I was like, Dave, get fucking ready to go back out. They've taken them out. Let's go. See you now.

You like the clock clock? Incredible. Undefeated. Undefeated. I remember like literally like my mouth on a sec. I'm like, thank you, Alex.

Alex, Alex. Alex. Going up. OK, well, that makes me feel better because last week we were like, Alex really wants to fuck Savannah. I'm like, OK. He she also is actually like is like happy with me, OK? Like it's not a one way street guys. I'm not a fucking weirdo. That was amazing. Thank you for bringing that. That was good. I think people liked last week's episode. I think they enjoyed the sex tips.

I think Colorado has strayed a little bit from sex tips. We're back. We're feeling a little horny. Oh, so that has her legs literally like open books. I like staring at Savannah. Like I want to just acknowledge the fact that I lost my weight. Stop looking at my pussy.

OK, so with regard to but still like moving away.

I know. No, come closer. God I'm getting nervous.

OK, anyways, with regard about stuff, Savannah, I once, years ago feels told the awful, awful story of my first experience with anal.

And to be quite honest. I have never done anal again, the anal experience I had with my college boyfriend, where he caught me cheating and I had nothing else to give myself. I was like, fuck, he knows I'm cheating what I do. Anal, it's the only it's like the best way to solve problem. Anal. He had wanted it. So he fucks me anal. I pass out, I wake up, he's pouring water on my face and googling how to wake girlfriend up from anal.

And it was really the worst experience of my life.

He didn't even use lube, shoved it right in there like, oh, awful.

And I remember after that experience, like my boyfriend's after that were like, this is so fucked up because I feel like I'm having to, you know, suffer from what your past boyfriends mistake. I mean. Yeah, but I don't really care. Like, I think I want to wait a little bit, like I know I'll have it again, but I just need some time, like I'm still scarred. So please explain to us your anal experience.

I've never had an oh, I feel like it's something that I want to save her marriage.

She's like, I've already given the pussy. So naturally I want to see my asshole. You literally are saving it for marriage. Yeah, I feel like I get to say thank you. I don't know. I kind of like one day with your family on Easter.

You like this is that we you just randomly decided I mean, I've had a guy like accidentally stick it in once same experience, like fucking scarring. I thought I was going to die like take me to a hospital right now. But it was an accident. It was like one penetration. And then I was like, OK, get the fuck out.

I guess it's kind of my experience that was mine. He was one in, one out. So I guess is that do we not consider that anal uzun accidental anal. Yeah, it was an anal like he was like fucking out. No. Yeah, it's different. OK, so you've never done anal. No. And I guess you haven't either. No, I guess we haven't. Yeah. So you want to save it for marriage. OK, do you allow a finger.

Yeah. Yeah.

Especially like when I'm about to come. Oh. Can you explain that. I don't know what it is but like when I'm about to come Littlefinger the US is a nice and you tell them to do it.

I it is like I put my own finger in there and what I feel like I've probably told them to do it like once or twice. I feel like if a guy's experience he's like especially in Doggystyle he's like kind of like toying around it.

Yes.

And then like when I'm about to like put it in, that's what I think. Men listening. I truly believe that women are way more confident with the asshole than men are. We kind of talked about it last week. But like men, I just want to be very clear, like it's one of the most unattractive things for a man. It really is. When he's like I'm like, oh, do you like a finger up the ass? The amount of men, they're like, oh, fuck, no, this looks so gay.

And I'm like, no, you have problems with your sexuality. Then if you are not comfortable just admitting like, hi men, you have a prostate, you literally can have your fucking finger put up there. And if they hit the right spot, you literally come and you're like, no, I don't like a finger up the ass. No, you do. You're just not manly enough to accept the fact that you like something in your eyes and you don't you're not confident enough in your fucking sexuality.

If you can own it, it's way fucking hotter.

And even if you like, never tested the waters with that.

Don't knock it till you try. Yeah. Like you acting like, oh my God, no. Absolutely fucking not. I would never. It makes you seem like such a fucking pussy. It makes you sound like such a pussy and so inexperienced. Yeah. I agree with you though. There are some men that I fucked around with that are like I've tried. It's just not really my thing. Totally respect. I totally respect that. I think that's totally fine.

So you I agree with you though. I think a finger in the butt can totally be happening. Great times loving it for everyone around town, men, female, whatever you are, it's a good time.

And I think that men, when they're fucking a girl dog, he I don't know if a lot of men think to to put their finger in there, really. I don't. And I've only had a couple of guys do it and I feel like men sometimes aren't confident enough in doing it, so they just don't. Can you explain to them, like, what do you enjoy?

Like is he just sticking it in there? It's slowly going in. Is he don't like initially just stick it in there.

That's so disturbing and so traumatizing.

Literally so disturbing. Don't do that. I would say like lick your finger and like rub kind of around it first. Yes. And then you slowly start like applying a little bit more pressure, like don't stick your finger. I think also like using your thumb is like a perfect starter. I agree. And don't just stick it in, but just kind of like apply pressure. Yeah. And like go in like a little circular motion around it. And then like I said, if she's like about to come, I think that's a perfect opportunity to just put in like just little, a little, a little bit and see how she feels about it.

I agree. Something that I would like to give the Deyang is like I was talking to this guy that I'm going to see.

I brought up we've talked about how like if you have something in your ass and in your vagina at the same time, like your orgasm, like some man is saying, like. It's 10 times better because there's like this full feeling that you get when you're having that orgasm, it's like it's just better. I remember telling the guy I was like. Talking about bringing toys into the bedroom or I don't know how it got started, but I basically let him know that, like, I had this butt plug that I tried while I was masturbating and I basically had a vibrator and a butt plug.

Ladies, I know that even just like the word but plug, everyone's like, oh, oh, my God, I'm uncomfortable.

I'm swerving off the road like, guys, it's OK. Like everyone, it's OK. Like we like to have sex and like everyone like we like to come like, OK, this makes you feel really great when you come. It's like, everyone calm down. Let's all be mature here.

Like it's OK. We're OK. Are you guys ok. OK, ok.

So I was telling him about how I wanted him to like when we were fucking like I wanted him to use this on me and I wanted him to like put it in my ass while he was fucking me. And he for some fucking reason thought it was the hottest fucking thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Like for some reason, like I don't know why.

And so I mentioned to this him like like a couple of months ago, like two months ago. And then now it's getting closer for me to go see him. He brought it up over text and it's like, yeah, like are you going to bring like you're like Hoya's like I that's just like I can't stop thinking about it. Be like I was really jacking off the other day, like thinking about like, like fucking you and putting that in your ass.

And I was like ladies, if you are confident and talk about shit going in your ass, not shit coming out of it but shit going in your ass man. It's like you almost need to give them the go ahead to have the conversation. And then once you open it up, men are like, oh oh, this is kind of fun. Talking about your asshole men are totally fine with their asshole. Some are fucking annoying about it.

And can I just but like even toys in general, like I feel like some girls are afraid to bring toys into the bedroom.

They're like, I don't know how the guys how do I how do I do it? I personally I love having my little vibrator when I'm having sex, I just get the best orgasms. And like without it, I mean, it's good, but it's just not the same.

So like, I've had situations where I'm like about a fucking guy for the first time and I'm like, OK, I don't know if he's like comfortable with me bringing a vibrator or not, but once you try it out with them, I guarantee you, like Alex is saying, they're going to be like, uh, sure, we can try it. But then like a couple of weeks down the line, they're going to be like, hey, babe, like, where's your little toy?

Yes, yes. Because they see how you react to it and nothing against their dick. It's literally like you're fucking and you're just elevating the fuck. How do you verbally let them know you're going to use it?

I think I'm just like, hey, like I have a little toy that I want to use. I like cum really hard with it. Is it OK if I use it like do you mind.

I have a toy I want to use, like we're going to have a lot of fun. Yeah. And then literally just stop there. The guy is going to be like what is going to be like no, don't do that. I don't want you to have fun like no guy is going to like.

Now stop it right there. Rebecca, put that down right now. And I don't even want to see that ever again. No, he's going to be like, oh, fuck, OK. I think the best part of bringing sex toys into the bedroom is if you are masturbating with that thing and you are like fucking yourself by yourself with that, and then you're going to fuck a guy. A lot of girls can't emulate what they do by themselves in the bedroom with a man.

If you bring your fucking vibrator ladies and you start fucking him and kind of also doing what you do by yourself, all of a sudden that guy seems like this is the best fucking sex I've ever had because you're going to be so fucking into it.

Yeah, I've had so many of my friends tell me, like, oh, like I don't really come that often with with like just a dick. Like, I don't really come when I'm having sex all the time. Yeah.

And I'm like, how. Because I, I like 90 percent of the time we'll use a vibrator. Like sometimes I use my hand but like the vibrator so much better.

I'm like, listen to me, you need to I I've literally made all my friends get the toy that I have because it's like always it's like a little I think it's called like the femme bullet. It's like yeah, you hold it, it's like a little bullet but it's so good. There's like ten different speeds, like different vibrations. If you're not having an orgasm during sex, like get this toy and I promise you will have one like it makes me feel so bad because like don't be, don't be shy.

Like and I get it like I've had times where it's like my first time with the guy. I'm like, hey, like I don't know how he's going to react. Right.

But like, trust me, when they see you fucking screaming at the top of your lungs, like coming on their dick, they're not going to tell you not to use it to go there.

Like you said, all of a sudden they're going to kind of be like, hey, where you didn't bring it around this time. And it's and it's no change to their dick. It's just you're just elevating it.

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I think a lot of people are really insecure to admit that like they've gotten cheated on. And I totally understand. It's like a really shitty situation I've been cheated on.

I'm sure you have been I've been cheated on once and is the worst for me to worst fucking. I actually know twice, but one time I was like fucking young.

It didn't really count. Right. I got cheated on like my past relationship and I fucking hurt because I do find out. Hmm.

I went through computer through I said, yeah, you went there was a message. I it I went through the iPad and it's so funny the way I, like, manipulated him into doing it for me because he was like such a fucking hard head, like he would not let me do anything, like he was such an asshole to begin with. But I was like, I don't know how I pulled it off. But I remember he was like out training that day and he was like coming home for, like just to like a quick snack, like stopping at the house.

And like while he was there, I was like, I really need to use your computer, like, I need to do something for work. And he was like like not budging. Like, he's like, no, no, it's not going to happen, is going to happen.

I manipulated him into, like, opening his computer for me and then at that point he had to leave again. So like in his mind, I think he was going to like, let me use it while he was there. But like, obviously, I, like, made it seem like I had to do so much like I pulled up all my ex.

So she's like fucking I'm like, I have so much work to do, babe. Like, I'll see you when you get back in the beginning of our ten. Yeah. I'm getting into the thick of it. Holy fuck.

So I remember he like left and I was so scared to like go in like deep into it and this I go left and then came back like two minutes later like acting like he forgot something. So I was like so happy that I waited. But he came back like acting like he forgot something like freaking out and then he left again. So I was like, OK, but then I waited like another five minutes because I was like, oh my God, he's going to come back.

He knows which I regret because I wasted too much time. OK, but eventually I, like, opened up his messages. First thing I clicked on, it was like his his best friend was like living with him at the time, helping him out. So I clicked on their text messages. Smart. First thing I see was like he said to his friend, like, oh, did you put away like this bitches stuff like Savannah was like nosy or some shit like something, something like that.

Like he was like she keeps like this girl keeps leaving her stuff around, like did you make sure nothing was like left out, that was all. And he walked right back in fucking two minutes later he was like Excel sheet.

He got so busy writing. No, she was like actually like I don't need to go back to training.

Like at that point I had already seen everything I knew straight away. So I'm like, I'm going the fuck home.

No, you called him out right there. Yeah. I mean, he to this day, he doesn't know what I saw.

Oh, I just I bought my plane ticket. I packed my bags. I fucking left. I remember I was so mad at him. I was like, can you help me bring my bag down? Like, my stomach was hurting like some shit. And he would he wouldn't bring my bags down, so I literally threw like a townhouse, it was like three stories. I literally threw my entire luggage, like down all the flights of stairs. He was like a big shoe guy.

He had on the last flight. There was like hundreds of shoes, like laid out right by the stairs.

I literally threw my bag over all the shoes, went to grab my bag like stepped on all of them.

And he was like I was like scared he was going to fucking yell at me. This he was straight face like he saw a ghost. He would if he didn't know what to do because I was so angry, just like fucking up his house. Like, I was like, oh, you're not going to carry my suitcase out, but I'll I'll get it down. How long have you guys been dating?

Like, we did it for like six months and.

OK, so you that is the fucking best when all you needed to see was that little fucking thing in the message. But you knew Shaney mother fucker, you're cheating on me. Imagine how much worse shit is in there. If he has a girl that's leaving that shit at his place than he has full blown sex.

And this is the thing is like I think four months before that, I found like a blonde shampoo in his shower and I knew it wasn't mine. But so obviously, like, fast forward a few months later when I saw those messages, I knew it had been going on for a couple of months. Like everything, you were able to connect the dots like a fucking shampoo. None of you motherfuckers are wearing blonde shampoo and then this shit moment. And then.

Did you ever speak to him again?

Never. Never. I remember he was like. He was like. I don't know how it even got back to me, but he was like talking shit, like spreading rumors that I cheated on him to like people that he didn't know I knew, but like it was getting back to me.

And I remember I sent him like a nasty ass tax and he kind of was like he didn't know what to say. He was like, I'm so sorry. Like people like trying to, like, redeem himself.

And he was an athlete. Mm hmm. Was he a professional athlete? Mm hmm.

But guess what? You got fucking traded and now God knows what he does now in the fucking shitter at his parents basement. And the.

The best part was that he fucking bought a place for us to live in and sorta know we wouldn't like.

So like during his time off, like when it was in season, he was like, we planning on living together in Florida. So he literally bought a place in Florida. We picked it out together. We broke up. He got fucking kicked off the team.

Now he has a place in Florida he can't afford it. Is this so fucked up? Yes. Did he cheat on you? Yes. So fuck you. We don't have a fuck. Oh, wow. See, that's the thing is, like, I just almost feel like bad for men when they cheat on women.

They regret it. Like us. Me, trust me. Oh, it hurts them longrun more than it hurts us.

Yeah. You're like I'm thriving. Like my boyfriend makes a lot of money. We're happy we fuck all the time. And then this motherfucker is like a loser that like bought you a fucking house and he's like cheating on you at the same time. Why do men do that? I don't know. They literally have two brains. So they they do have like multiple personality disorder because at times they're thinking with their penis brain at times and thinking with their normal brain.

And so it's a very confusing situation for men. And I don't fucking have sympathy for you. Get it fucking right. If you have a golden snatch in front of your eyes, don't fucking mess it up. And so many do. And it's so fucked up and it's so sad. Wow. That is like so brilliant. Beautiful. My cheating story. I don't have to tell you that yours is so amazing, but mine was through the iPad and I had a feeling but it was, it was a gut feeling.

I remember telling my friend ninety nine point nine percent chance there will be nothing on there. Like literally all my life I will find nothing but give me that one percent.

I mean, one percent. I was like, so yeah, he's cheating. I guess this is over like, fuck. Yeah, but it's it was actually like I remember like it was this like older woman and she was like this what married woman.

That was Christianised. They were fucking they were just no they were only just like sexting and send each other nude. But I was like that's still fucking cheating on my face. You're disgusting. And she's lokey disgusting and her children will be hearing about this.

I was like, and I'm going to go fuck her husband. I never did that. But like, I was still like, it's all my love to do things. I'm just like a little busy recently, but like, I'll get on it soon. Don't worry, nutritionist, bitch, I'm coming for your husband.

And low key if your kid gets old and also knows about us. Okay, great.

So I do want to kind of like get a little bit more emotional and I kind of feel like people would love to hear us talk about like.

What actually we went through when we got cheated on, I mean, I feel like. In that specific relationship, I didn't really. It never really had just like crossed my mind, like, oh, he's definitely cheated on me. Like there was nothing that, like, arose my suspicions. It was just like a random day. I was like, I think my best friend encouraged that a little bit. He's like, why not? She was like, why not just go to his computer?

Like, why not? And lo and behold, like, there's fucking texts, like basically proving that he was fucking a girl every week, that I wasn't there.

So when you see something like that, especially when you're not expecting it, it definitely hits you harder. I think, like in the moment, you just kind of feel like your whole world is crumbling down. You're like, what am I going to do now?

Like, my life is over like this fucking it just feels like the worst.

And you feel like fucking stupid. So stupid. Like I have like I will admit, I've said on the podcast before, like I have a pretty large ego like I have.

Yeah. That I was that little job. She's like a bitch. Get over yourself. Whoa. No. For me to look like when you get shit on your fucking ego feels like it just got smacked around like there's no way you're going to recover. Exactly.

And I feel like from what we've talked about the way we did, I feel like we enjoy kind of like finessing guys and we love, like kind of fucking with their head.

So when you're the one that gets played, it's like I need to go into hiding. Like witness protection program like that never happened. And I think every woman listening to this podcast, there's something about like getting cheated on that you feel like I don't even know how to move forward.

Like what sucks is when you get cheated on, you put the blame on yourself immediately. Yeah. Like, what the fuck did I do wrong? Yes. What happened? It sucks because they don't obviously like when you're the one cheating. You don't think about that. You don't think about that. You don't feel like my pussy feels great. Dick is great. I'll deal with the repercussions later. But when you're in the opposite position, it's just like, fuck it.

Yeah.

Well, I think also for girls and men, maybe men have this a little bit for girls. I remember being like, what did she have that I didn't like, what was I fucking missing? And then I saw and then that's what I remember, like always talking about this with my friends. Like it helps me so much to see a picture of the bitch and that's so fucking shallow. And I'm sorry, but I don't give a fuck if I can if I can see the woman that he cheated on me with, I can feel usually better about myself.

Why do guys always cheat with the fucking uglier bitch?

I don't know why. And you know, it's so funny. I actually like, went through my boyfriend's phone at the time, OK, before I found out that he was cheating and I saw a video of the girl that he cheated on me with, like when we had first started dating, it was just like a random video on his phone.

And they are like, listen, how much can I mean? But I remember like watching the video, she was so like, submissive and like, oh, kind of like insecure in the video that I remember watching it and being like, what the fuck?

Why were you watching this video? I was going through his phone. Oh, OK. What was she doing on the video? I think they were like about to have sex and he was just like, we want.

Yeah, but this was like like an old there was like an OK. I was going to his phone and I found this old video of this girl and we've always said that on her daddy. Like, that's not weird. Like if anyone's like I have a boyfriend and he doesn't have nudes of other girls, like. So Becky, you're so fucked in the head like, no, he's got a folder somewhere of one hundred. Not looking hard enough.

You're not looking hard enough, Becky. Start inspecting, you fucking moron. OK, so you found the video and you're like, hey, this bitch looks she's like she was like she was submissive, like insecure. Like I feel like it was like one of the first times fucking like it was a super old video. I just came across snooping. Like I shouldn't have been terrified. Right. Of course. And fast forward like six months later.

That was the same girl. She did do it.

Why the fuck do men go and talk like go and fuck around and fuck up a good thing with uglier fucking I'll I'll never understand.

It's like, oh my ever understood. Even if you're an average ass bitch, somehow he still fucks like I do and it's like you had a three, you were up in the bracket like what were you doing. It's so mind blowing. I remember like seeing the nutritionists and being like no, no, no, no, no, no. I was like genuinely insulted. I was like, this seems fucked. And I remember talking about it way back in the day and her daddy men enjoy fucking something.

I say that is disgusting. You know, it's so funny because when I that is so fucked, I'm referring to a woman is disgusting, but like, fuck it. But you know what I'm saying. Yeah. When I first saw that video, I remember like, you know, when you first start dating a guy like you kind of like, you know, the girls that you kind of have to worry about. Yeah. When you look at their Instagram for a while, like those random bitches that he like follows and you're like, why does he follow her?

Let me like, watch her story. I'm kind of hot. So like fuck her. You just keep tabs on her. This girl, I was like, OK, we're good.

I'm like, I'm literally totally fine with her. Actually, I am so good looking I. And then all of a sudden it's like we know you're fucking her. Yeah, I'm like, I don't need to worry about her. Like, I'll stop checking her Instagram.

She was one of those girls and the whole that's the one that you fucking cheated on me with men always like if they have their bitch that they're in love with, they sometimes are so fucking stupid and will risk it to have their cake and eat it too. And they will go hit up some ugly ass bitch to just get like a quick fuckin.

And then the minute that the love of their life finds out, they are like literally little fucking bitch boys on their knees, rolling their eyes like, baby, I fucked up. And it's like, no, you're so fucking stupid. Because guess what, I know that you love her, but you are literally so fucking stupid in the head that you're like, I need to also just like really quickly go have sex with this ugly ass bitch just because just because just because one and 90 percent of them don't even actually have sex with a girl.

Right. Like they literally like stupid shit, like, you know, you're not going to fuck her, you know, like you guys aren't going to have a better connection than you and your girlfriend of, like, however long. Right. What the fuck is the point? And then this is what I always want to, like, sit them down before they do it and like be like a little devil on their shoulder and be like, listen to me.

Picture your life now with this, too. OK, let's just go down this path. You leave your hot girlfriend, you cheat on your hot girlfriend and then are you on a date. This, too. Is this too good to emotionally fill? You know, is this too going to fuck you? Like, is this too you want to walk into a gala with this dude? I don't think so. I don't think so. OK, no, but in all, you know, OK, we're joking a little bit.

But in all seriousness, getting cheated on is one of the worst fucking things. It fucks you up. It fucks you up. Moving on to relationships. Moving forward. Yeah. Yeah.

OK, we just took a really we took a second, we were off air talking about this because we're trying to dissect like getting cheated on. And this is like a different spin that we didn't even expect to take. But we were like, why Sven and I, we're talking about like, why do we go for specific men that we know either, like they're going to cheat or we know they're going to be shady, so then we're going to be shady.

And it's this like constant game as opposed to we were both just mentioning two men we both have in our lives that would never fucking cheat on us are so in love with it, goes on fucking earth angels.

And we're like, really? I don't think so, baby. Like maybe in a couple of years. Yeah. Like maybe you like kind of hold that person. Do you think about that person. Yeah. Long term. Yeah. OK, I do too. What the fuck is wrong with that. I don't fucking know. What I was thinking is and I don't know if anyone because we have a normal human in the room that's not on air.

And she was like no that's not normal. But like hear us out. It's Ben and I were both saying we're at an age in our lives where we're dating these men that give us this, like rush and this thrill of like it's not fun to fucking get cheated on, but the game is fun. I don't want to get fucking married right now. I'm not looking to have fucking children with any of these guys I'm dating right now. So, like, why the fuck would I want to date someone?

Why would I want to date someone that treats me right? OK, that's just fucked up. Everybody is saying stop it.

It gets boring, right? Yeah. And that's why it's so sad. It's so sad. And then it inflicts pain on yourself because, you know, these fucking assholes that you're picking, every girl can relate. I have so many dozens of girls being like, I pick fuck boys, I pick fuck boys. Why do I do this? Because, bitch, are you ready to walk down the aisle next week? Fuck no. I remember I was talking about it on my podcast with Lauren.

I was like. I intentionally am choosing men that I know are going to push the limit for me in the game like I want.

It's almost like a challenge. Yes, like I'm like like I see the way you're acting. And I kind of want to, like, play it back and see if I can beat you at the fucking game. Yes. And it's and there are normal humans listening to this podcast. I'm so sorry. You're like, no, you have mental disabilities. I'm like, no, listen, there is something it's like I like, get off on it.

Dating someone that is going to fuck with me as much as I know I can fuck with them. Yeah. It's like exciting. It's like, what can you teach me. It's like, bitch, let me see your game. Yeah. Go ahead. Because I know everything. You're going to be shady. Let me guess. You've got like your DNA but you're deleting them and then you let me guess if I look at the iPad I'm going to find Britney like I'm fucking bored.

What can you do next? Like, let me see that bitch sliding in through your fucking Comcast subscription. Like, I want to see her in your Venmo. Like, where is she? Like, it's fun. And then I dial it back and I'm like, but why? And I think that anyone listening that's like confused by this. It's like it's never fucking boring. You're always on your fucking toes. I don't want to get married right now.

Why the fuck would I pick a guy that is nice and good friends, so say bye wife and makes me feel good about myself. I want to feel like shit daily, so I've got to fucking rise to the top of my own and be like, bitch, watch me. And that's what I do half the time. I feel like I'm picking these men intentionally because I'm like I already know in my mind that I'm like, OK, this is a point.

I remember my mother saying this to me. The the man that I know is like never going to cheat on me in my life that I keep on the side. And then the man that I know is like a fucking piece of shit that I, like, give all my attention to.

She was like, you know, that that one will always be there. It's true, and you get a thrill from the other one, however, you would be 10 times more hurt if the one you know that will always be there cheated, it doesn't even know much hurt you when the one that is like that for you.

I literally just thought about that. I mean, if you want to cheat on me, I think I would like never fucking be the same way. Right? Yeah. The one that you know is like that guy that will never fucking cheat. That's like your oji like. Oh, a bit. I know I'm going to marry that guy. And I've never talked about that guy in my podcast. Like, I have a man out there that I'm like, no, I swear to God I'm going to marry him.

And I, I literally have him in like the corner of my mind. The other ones I'm approaching, I'm like, Obce. Oh, wait, I cheated first. And it's like Alex. But I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Like you have to you have to speak to a little bit like you have to know the outcome of most of these men. What's going to happen, Savanah?

Well, I feel like fuck, I don't know how to say it because like, I'm kind of talking about my boyfriend currently. I'm like, oh, that's like the hard part, because, like, when I first met him, I remember it was like when I had just gone out of my, like, super shitty cheating. Really. Yeah. And my boyfriend now, like, he flew me out. I got to my fucking hotel room.

He had like a huge edible arrangements for me, like waiting balloons, teddy bears, all that. And I remember thinking an issue like this is perfect.

Like I need a nice guy, like my last relationship, like I need someone to, like, treat me right.

Right? Oh, no. But a couple months down the line, turns out he's a little piece of shit like we this is a fool.

This is a bigger fuck boy.

Yes. I don't like at that point I'm like, hey, I'm ready. You guys like me. At first I thought I wanted to Holcim, but now that I know he's even bigger fuck boy than my last boyfriend challenge. I so horny. I'm so ready. So I guess like a part of me wants to almost say to the daddy gang, like, is it fucked up to say, like, don't be too hard on yourself when you're going for these fuck boys and you are like, oh my God, why do I keep going for them?

I know why you go for them because it's fucking fun and you're in your 20s or you're in high school or you're in college or you're just out of college or you're in your fucking thirties and you don't want to get married.

Like if you're picking this person, though, to settle down with, that's a complete different fucking story. But if you are picking these people, these fuck boys, because you just want to have a fun fucking time and you're not looking past like the next two years.

I see. It is like they're going to help me evolve like you into like the super fucked girl that I want to be.

And you learn so much. You yeah. You learn a lot more from the fuck boys than you do from like the innocence.

We know the sweethearts are going to be there. Yeah. We're going to hopefully end up with you one day.

I think the main thing is just not to it's like a very thin line. Like you don't want to get it confused if you know this guy's a fuck boy, like sometimes you kind of like get your emotions involved and it's like the lines get blurred. But just remember that, like, don't invest all of your heart, like, keep your balls up if you know that this guy, like, at the bottom of your heart is not going to be the one that you end up marrying.

I think that's such a good point. So I don't know if that helps anyone, but like, just a little bit, probably not.

Oh, you know, everyone's like, no, we don't do that, Ali. That's just you, you weirdo.

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Like, let's get into it. Savannah is over there. Horny. I'm fucking OK. I'm shaking.

It pisses me off. This is something more for guys because a lot of guys were doubting me. I was really surprised saying that they were taking notes from the last episode. And I was like, if you're going to take any notes, please let it be this.

When you're fingering a girl, it's such a simple tag. But like, if you do it right, it literally just screams, I know what the fuck I'm doing. So what you do is you take your middle finger and your ring finger and you literally imagine that they're like glued together like straight. Do not fucking bend them when you put them inside of her, do not, like, curl them. You're literally just scratching the inside of her cervix.

Don't curl them, pretend that they're literally stuck completely straight. And what you do is like it's kind of like the motion when you use your hand and say like, come here. Yes. You do that with just those two fingers and just kind of like flick upwards and you're just hitting her G spot perfectly.

Like, you can go as deep as you want, but it literally feels so fucking good.

And if a girl can squirt, this is how you're going to get her to squirt everybody.

Did you hear that? Thank you. Thank you. Because the amount of I mean, I know I've talked about in the podcast before, like the men that are going in there and they're like, it's fucking Hammer Hammertime baby.

And they shove their fucking fingers and there's so deep. And I'm like, I'm so much pain. If you are good at fucking fingering a girl, it's so.

So you literally like I've had a guy be not great at sex, but the way he fingered me in the beginning, I was like, hey, he fucks like a fucking man. Like I think it was like he knows what to do with my pussy, with his fingers. Imagine with his dick actually, because like when a guy does this, it's like game fucking changer for me. Like when a guy goes to my pussy and he immediately does that, it hit your spot perfectly and you're like, hey, he knows what he's doing.

I literally can't emphasize enough how important this is.

OK, tell us your story about when you knew this was the move. OK, so should I say it was my boyfriend and boyfriend now?

Yeah. So my boyfriend of one of the first times that we hung out together, I remember I wasn't going to let him fuck off about obviously. Right. So he was like begging. And I let him finger me and I remember he fingered me like that, like the way that I'm telling you guys to do it. And immediately in my mind, I was like, OK, he knows what the fuck he's doing. I remember I was fine back home the next day.

The next weekend I was so horny and he was like, let me fire you out again. And literally, just because he fingered me that way, I was like, I'm down. Like, fly me out. I want to fuck because I was like, if he's doing that with his fingers, like he knows what the fuck to do with this. Right. We OK, the fact that you're saying that just about you went and you saw a guy and just the way he fucking fingered you, and can you explain to them, like, what would your preference of, like the speed be?

I was honestly trying to think of like to compare the two. Yeah. Because you're not going I mean, as it progresses, you can start going a lot faster. Right. Right, right.

But in the beginning I feel like. Maybe follow your heart beats only listen to your heart and his colleague. No, I actually don't hate that. I'm like holding my heart right now. Yeah. It's like a it's slowish. It's like when you say, like, come here, come here, come here. That motion. Boom, boom. Yeah. And then you can add it up.

I think also a man, the goal, like all these men are like, I want to make a girl square. And it's like, OK, that is a very specific situation that you, first of all, can't put pressure on a woman to squirt. But if you want to get the closest you can to making her squirt, I really genuinely believe it's that type of fingering. Yeah. Now, let's get into a little bit with regard to fucking his fingers.

Every woman we want to kind of talk to you and I know this may be like dumbing it down a little bit, but I was reading a lot of comments and like I get it, there are some girls listening to this podcast that are like, what do I do when a guy fingers me, like, what am I supposed to be doing? So let's first talk about if you're sitting and a guy starts fingering you, you're like sitting on a couch, sitting on a chair.

Savannah, what do you think you're going to be doing?

I'm going to assume you're not going to sit there and stare you watching the TV. You're literally staring at the fucking TV or like just staring into his eyes just like, thank you so much. This is really good. Yeah. I mean, like no women.

We know we're getting fingered.

What are you doing? There's a couple of different things that you can do. I think initially something like super hot is when you just kind of like roll your eyes back, like when you first puts it in, like, oh, fuck, that feels good. Because also, even if it's not feeling good, like initially right off the bat for you, when you kind of encourage the guy and you start like moaning a little like roll your eyes back, it's going to make him want to make it feel better for you.

It was just him, especially if he it's like you're not touching his dick right away, like a guy gets turned on just seeing him. Pleasure you. So if he sees you so fucking into it, he's like, oh fuck. Like, I'm hard. Like, this is really fucking.

And you want to like progressively get into it, like right off the bat. You're not going to start fucking screaming when you put your finger.

So like ease into your moans if you're asking yourself on this podcast, hey guys, do I moan when I'm getting fingered. Yes, but you're not doing moans like you're you're getting fucked. It's almost like you can almost like, keep your mouth closed. Moans Like you're like. Yeah, like you're trying to keep it in almost like you're getting so horny that he's fingering you. And then slowly you can, like, open your mouth to the moans being like a little bit more aggressive.

Yeah.

Start making out with him, obviously, like bite on his lip a little bit. I like to, like, suck the guy's tongue. Just give him a little sneak peek, pretend like his tongue's a little dick.

That's kind of hot. We girls. Did you hear that. Hello.

I mean, basically, obviously in the situation, you're always envisioning every part of his body being a really big tall like you, big dick, big toe to me. Jerry, be disgusting. So nasty. I hate that name. OK, sorry.

So if you figure you if he stops for like a second you could just like grab his fingers and lick it like from the bottom to the top. Pretend it's his dick, like you're sucking all your come off of him. I think that's so hot.

I mean listen, I know there are a lot of girls I like, but I don't want to taste my cell. Oh, stop. Oh, stop it. Stop.

Well, then you know what? Just fucking clog your nose, Britney. And fuck, if you don't want to taste yourself, you have another situation. You need to go to the gynecologist, literally. Like if you taste that bad guy. No, let's go. No, no, I agree. You have to do it in a in a in the right way because I can see some girls doing it where the guy's like, oh my God, you're trying so hard.

You're trying so hard. Like, don't like grab his hand and pull it out of.

You are just getting some good eating tonight. He's like, bitch. Like I know you aren't like craving that right now. Yeah, well you're not. Oh my God. If I don't taste like did you find like five minutes I'm going to die. No, but if he takes it out for a minute and you're making out with him or something, great. You can grab up his fingers and put them in your mouth.

And I almost prefer like sometimes when you're first getting started sitting down while he's fingering you, like you're sitting on the edge of the bed and he's like standing up because you're kind of like the little girl.

You're like looking up at him just like going the fuck out of you. Tilt your head up, start making out with him, like, look him in the eyes and then you it's like perfect length to just grab his dick and start stroking it over his pants.

That is what I think one of the best like starting positions of sex. I also think another tip for when you're getting fingered girls touching your tits. I mean, that's like one of the best fucking things is if you're grabbing your own tits. Oh, my God, girls like I don't even have big tits. Don't care. You can a minus eight. I don't care. All visual, literally touching your titties that exist or don't exist. Don't fucking care.

Touch them. OK, sometimes I'll do it where I put my hand down on his hand to and like affect the. Rhythm that he's doing, like you almost finger yourself with him, that it can be so hot to a guy because you're like showing like I'm so fucking into this and this is where the fucking the fingers comes into play. And I single handedly think this is one of the hardest things a girl can do in foreplay. One hundred percent I was doing this position.

You can bring up a position you would do it in, but like so I was laying on my stomach.

And actually, it was interesting because this guy and I were like watching porn together and I was laying on my stomach and we were watching it and then he got up and he started fingering me from behind. So he starts fingering me and I'm like still watching the porn and I'm getting into it. And essentially what I started doing is grinding down on his fingers. He's fingering me. And then all of a sudden he's not fingering me anymore. I'm basically using his hands as like almost pretending it's like his dick.

And I start fucking his fingers. And a man, when he sees you do this, is like he's like if she's doing that with my fucking fingers imagining my text inside of her.

Yes. Yeah. And then I think I think this is one of the most underrated thing that girls can do. It's so simple.

It's like if you're grinding on anything, you're basically grinding up and down, even if you just grind side to side on his fucking fingers, like you can go up and down or you can grind side to side or even just like grabbing his hand and like pushing it a little harder.

And yeah, it a guy when he sees this is like, holy fuck, this bitch is so fucking horny. Yeah. What position do you feel like you do it in. I feel like it's usually when I'm on my back, if he's fingering me I just got like super into it, kind of just like start fucking his fingers back. Yes. I've gotten to the point where I got like so horny when he was filming me, I literally just like flipped over and just got on his face like it was literally just all in one motion, like his fingers were still inside of me.

And I was just like, I can't take it anymore. Like, he wasn't touching my clit. So I just literally turned over and sat on his face.

Savannah that's good. Yeah. And it was so fucking hot, like four days after I was just like having flashbacks of that. I'm like, man, well, I did that. Oh, we. OK, so. So you're on your back. He's fingering you and he's what position is he in.

He's kind of like like like kind of like on his side, OK. Oh. And we flip the fuck off. Yeah. And then I literally just got so into it I was just like fuck this. And just like turned over before he could even realize what I was doing, I was on his face.

OK, I think that every man is horny and I think every woman, if you're maybe I don't want to say you're confused, but it's showing the man that you're like, I am. I want to be such a fucking slutty horny ass bitch right now. Like, I can't take it that it's just your fingers. Like, I'm ready to fuck already and it's just your fingers. And then a guy gets super into it. So women, I think that's like huge.

I do think you can do it while you're sitting. If you're in a chair and he starts fingering you from the front, I do think you can almost do it. But it's more of like a grinding motion.

Yeah, brilliant. Hey, guys, Alex is telling me I have to leave. You have to leave that. I'm so sorry. I'm done with the daddy gang. No, forever. You're going to come back on. We have forty episodes this year. You're definitely gonna come back on.

I mean, I think it's going to be exciting too, because I was thinking about it like when life opens up back in New York and we have a wild autumn or so and we turn into some fucking I mean, I feel like we didn't really spill tea on these past two episodes.

It was more like talking sex and stuff. And I don't know if people would want. And so maybe that could be like season two. You can come back a little bit later in the year. I can get you a little bit more up, liquored up and make Savannah's feel all the faculty.

It won't be that hard. It'll be all. Savanah, thank you so much for, like, hanging out with your dad, having me really enjoyed you.

I hope, you guys that I hope you learn something.

Thank you so much for like opening up and exploiting your life with me. It's nice to have someone occasionally come on and do it with me and may not be alone.

Thank you for having me. I love you guys so much. Thanks for listening.

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If he's like, can you suck my dick or does it make it better knowing he wants it? Love you, sweetie. Thanks for everything. I love you. OK, that's a really good fucking question, let me ponder that, let me ponder that I kind of hey, I kind of fucking hate it when a guy asks me to, like, do something in foreplay, like right off the bat, like, can you suck my dick?

I would prefer him not to do that. I also feel like I'm always in a situation where I'm always fucking I am just constantly giving blowjobs. So I kind of think that for me, I never have a guy like please, because before you can ask, I'm like I'm literally finishing like topping you off here we go to the back of the throat. We go, here we go. No, but I don't know. I think men right off the bat, if you're like sitting on the fucking couch and you're like, can you suck my dick?

It's like, no, fuck off. I think that's it takes like the fun. It takes like away the the spontaneity of the moment and kind of like you hooking up and then letting the girl fucking figure it out for herself that she should go down fucking town. But if you're mid fuck.

I wouldn't hate if a guy was like, babe, suck my dick, because that's two different situations if you're fucking and he's being aggressive and like dominant and telling you what to do. I like that. If it were chilling on the couch and we're like making out for two seconds and he's like, Alex, can you please suck my penis? No, no, Farquaad. I literally never hooked up with a guy named Farquaad. But you get what I'm saying.

It's like, no, David, I've never hooked up with David. I'm not going to I don't know whatever his fucking name is. No man, no man. I'm not going to fucking suck your dick. And you know what? I was going to, but now I'm not going to because you literally asked me. I don't know. I think, guys, there's a time and place. So, yes. Two of its midst sex. No, if it's like you're just chilling and like lightly hooking up girl, literally just contemplate my life sometimes in bed.

Girl, do we all. I've been with my boyfriend for four years and God, I can't imagine life without him. He's my first boyfriend and I have a body count of one him Elmo. But at the same time I feel like I haven't fully lived my life to experience with guys. I know people say taking a break does jack shit and literally just means that it's over. So what the fuck do I do?

OK. I'm going to voice my opinion on people that get into a relationship when they're younger, high school sweethearts or literally college post college, the first person you fuck is the person you end up with. If you are one of the people that are writing into my podcast asking me what to do because you are freaking out that you've only been with your significant other, I would say take a break or break up with them. And I know some people are going to get annoyed with that, but I don't care.

You are too fucking young or even if you're not young, you have one fucking life. And if every fucking night you are going to bed stressed the fuck out because you have anxiety that you're only going to be with this one person, you didn't get to experience life, life. You're not getting to experience life. What the fuck are you doing? You're literally like imprisoning yourself. Like it doesn't mean you don't love them, but maybe you're gonna have to have a conversation with them and then it's up to them if they can handle it, that you need to go on a break and maybe you'll get back together.

Maybe you won't, but then you won't be questioning yourself. 24 fucking seven. Oh, my God. Should I have fucked another person? The answer is probably yes. And if you're having these internal feelings every night when you're going to bed, get the fuck out and go enjoy life and go experience. It doesn't mean you don't love him, but. Sometimes sex trumps all, if if I had a boyfriend that had only had sex with me, I know I'm a crazy bitch and like can get jealous at times, but I don't know, like, if your partner is rational and you've only fucked one person, especially if they fucked other people, I kind of think it's a conversation you need to have.

And like maybe they'll be understanding probably fucking hot, but like, we can help. And then if they're not, come back to me, I'll give you advice. So before the whole world shut down, I was fucking this dude from my college. But then we both had to move home like eight hours away from each other. And now we don't talk that much. But sometimes he drunk blows up my phone just like normal talking, not anything sexual.

What does this mean? Like, is he just too pussy to talk sober? I usually wouldn't care, but it's the best dicks. So like no one. I think this is a really fucking good sign for you girlfriend. I can only imagine I have the same situation and I'm not even in college. The amount of people that sex lives were extremely fucked from this pandemic. Listen, I'm not being insensitive. I'm just fucking stating the facts. Obviously, everyone, we want to live and we want to like fucking social distance and everything.

But at the end of the day are our sex lives are fucked unless you're fucking quarantining with your significant other and then you hate them by now. So we're all just fucked. It's a very weird time. I can imagine so many college students listening to this podcast. Your sex life has been extremely affected and your relationships with your hookup buddies from college have been extremely affected. But the fact that this guy is drunkenly reaching out to you, I think is a great fucking sign.

It's not that he's too pussy to talk to you when he's sober. I think this is the thing.

Men don't really like talking very often. Like, I know guys like to text, but then when once it fades out, it's like, OK, what the fuck do we have to text about? I'm going to go play video games. I'm going to go hang out with my boys, or unfortunately, he's going to go fuck a girl that's like in his in his state. But if he's texting you while he is drunk, that means that when he is drunk and you're saying it was the best dick ever, he's remembering you.

He's thinking of you and his fucking drunken state and he is texting you. The fact that you guys haven't seen each other is a great fucking sign that that man, wherever the fuck is in the country and you're on the other opposite side of it, is still thinking about you. If I were you, I would keep it at that almost just to keep the communication very, very, very light. But still, like, open, because that way, when you guys do go back to college, you guys still are kind of connected.

But you're not forcing the conversation because like I said, in quarantine, all these people are forcing conversation. And then what happens at the end of quarantine? You're like, hey, I'm bored with you onto the next. And that's the last thing you fucking want. If I were you, I think you keep letting him fucking blow you up, maybe occasionally, like, leave him on red when he's drunk, like, answer once and then leave him on red for the rest of the night, like say something kind of nasty.

You could almost kind of get nasty weather even if he's not being sexual and you could just drop like a little like say something along the lines of letting him know that, like you just like where you just had a moment where you were reminded by his dick and like, you're going to go masturbate and then he's going to text you something. And sometimes what I do is literally leave your conversation with that guy just open. So when he's texting you, it's just going to keep saying you're reading it, you're reading it, you're reading it.

And then he's like, did this bitch, like, leave her phone in the fucking corner of the room? Yes. And I'm fucking my pussy while my phone's over there. Sorry I don't have time. So then that may drive him crazy and then who knows, maybe it will lead to a follow up conversation the next day. OK, this is one for the ladies. OK, so I'm thinking of getting a breast reduction. I know. Why would I want smaller boobs?

But they've been disproportionate my whole life and I know I would feel a lot more confident with this change anyways. Question is, do you guys care about this? There are some scars after surgery that fade over time, but I was wondering your take on it and if this is something in any way that could be a turnoff, slash something guys would comment on. Love your podcast. OK, here's my thought. I think you should do whatever the fuck makes you happy.

The fact I don't even want to, like, answer the rest of this question, other than the fact that you just said that you feel you would be more confident with this change, do it. Absolutely fucking do it. If if it's going to be something that you're like I will be more confident in, I will be happier looking at my body like, I'm sorry, but when you're going to fucking take a shower and you're feeling good about your fucking body and you're staring at yourself in the mirror, is there any fucking better feeling?

I don't give a fuck if a man is like, well, she's hot when you are by yourself in your room if you feel. Loser, but no, it's true, it's like if you feel confident with your with your self, then it radiates outside of your fucking bedroom or your bathroom when you're looking yourself before you take a shower. So if this is going to be something like maybe when you're getting on top of guy and you're having sex, maybe you haven't been as confident to get on top because like you're saying like, oh, my my boobs are disproportionate, whatever, blah, blah.

So if you want to get that that breast reduction and it's going to make you more confident not just for sex, but just for your life. Do it if a guy is freaked out by fucking scars. I'm freaked out by your wrinkly, smelly fucking balls, but you don't hear me complaining when I'm fucking putting those things in my mouth. So just, you know.

Yeah, OK, OK. This was kind of interesting. This girl wrote and was like, Hello, Father. Weird question.

Never a weird question. Is it hot when you want a guy to come inside you to say, get me pregnant during sex? My friend does it all the time and her boyfriend loves it, but I'm not sure how I feel about it. Thoughts, by the way, the show is amazing. Thank you. So here's the thing.

Get me pregnant. It's I think it's a very simple answer if that is your boyfriend of a long time and a good time. Then if that's your relationship and that girl, clearly the boyfriend likes it all power to continue to say it.

However, I don't want anyone listening to this podcast to get it fucking twisted and be like, oh, my God. Alex said it was kind of hot. When you look at a guy in your humidify, can you, like, get me pregnant? No fucking code red motherfuckers. No. Here's the thing, men. That's the last thing they want to fucking do usually. So, yeah, if you're in like a Karriem Brad relationship and we're going to get married soon and hold hands and fucking knock out a good 12 fucking kids, that's fine.

But for everyone listening to this podcast, the majority of you, I'm going to go ahead and say, don't ever look at a fucking man and be like, get me pregnant. Just not just at the move. It's just not it's just not the groove. It's just not the vibe. It's just not it's never. It's not. And we're not doing it. We're not doing it. You're on call her daddy. I know in a relationship I had I had him come inside me and not all the time.

But, you know, there's some fucking special occasions. Like maybe it was a nice fucking shiny Tuesday and I was in the mood to get my fucking pussy cream pie. I don't know. But I would just say, like, I think if you want to do a milder version of it and see how he reacts, like I will be sexting him and maybe I'll say something like, oh, my God, like I want you to fill my pussy up.

And then when we're fucking when we were in a relationship, you can be like baby, like I want you to fill me up.

Like, I think they'd be so hot because it is fucking hot, but it's also irresponsible.

And I'm not taking responsibility for any fucking people that are getting pregnant. Okay, you make the fucking rules, put a condom on. Don't get on birth control. Don't but just don't get pregnant and don't ask him to get you pregnant, because if you ask him, too, why do I feel like that's really fucking bad karma? It's like a joke. At first I get me pregnant and then you're like, I feel really nauseous and then you are fucking pregnant and like, I just I don't know.

I just don't think, at least for me right now, not the fucking move. Don't want to be pregnant right now. Get a lot of other things to do, like fuck and host a sex podcast. So Daddy game. Hello.

Are you guys there? I think that's it for this week. Guys, we have really, really sick merch, which is really exciting.

I, I think for a very long time I've wanted to release a lot of merch and there were just things that were preventing that from happening. Finally, finally, finally, I'm so fucking excited. I literally that my number one person that I'm texting is the merch woman, a bar stool, and I'm designing everything. So everything you guys see on the Colorado site right now, the goal is I said I want to make sure that every single thing on the call her daddy merch store site I would wear.

So if you guys want to shop, shop around the town, you guys just go to barstool sports dot com and then just look for her to go to store and then just go to call her daddy and get yourself some merch. If not, I'll just go fuck myself. That's totally fine too. I do it all the time. Nothing new to see here. All right, Daddy gang, I fucking love you guys so fucking much. It literally means me at times.

Anyways, I love you guys so much. I will see you guys around town, uptown, downtown, Middletown, underground.

Oh, but more importantly, you know the fucking drill by now.

I will see you fuckers next one day.