Hey there, listeners, it's me, your old pal, Comsec, that's what it says here in the text. Who wrote this?

Who wrote this? Identified Joanna. I wrote that. Don't you think you can take it? How long have you worked for me? You're relatively new and already you're calling me Conesa for a month.

OK, that seems like a four month name basis. I know this is a four month plus. I don't know what kind of alcohol were you drinking. I'm going to go with it. I like it. I like your style, kid. It's your old pal. Consi here. I'm here to share something special with you. We've added a terrific show to the Team Coco network. It's called Scam Goddess. It's hosted by the very, very funny Lacey Mosley.

Each week she sits down with a guest to dish about the scariest scammer's in history con men, cat fake heiresses. This show has them all. It's great storytelling. It's comedy. You actually feel like you learn something even if you're learning about truly terrible and dishonest people. I myself had a chance to sit down with Lacey to talk about Jordan Belfort, the real wolf of Wall Street. You can check that episode out now. But if you're not ready to dive all the way in yet, here's a taste of the show featuring Lacey and the hilarious Nicole buyer digging into the story of the career con man, Jeremy Wilson.

I think you're going to like it. Con Cry-Baby and from. God, is this is Jeremy Wilson's story, a.k.a. Finn, a.k.a. Angus Wilson. OK, yes, which he's able to do by changing the first name and not the last name because everybody knows and you can track people by their last name. Right. And also, like, if you got a response to a name that you have to remember that name. So you got to constantly be like, oh, I'm I'm Jeremy Finn.

I'm Angus. Also, Angus is a nasty ass name is cute. Right. Think like I to. I don't trust Angus Evl. Well the story is Finn and Angela.

Okay. So they meet for the first time on OK Cupid OK, they meet up and they have their first date at Steak and Shake.

OK, which is fast food.

Yes. Yes. But she's 19. OK, that makes it so that they don't have no money. No sense because I am to know dance. They like to meet me at steak and shake like you can meet yourself. Right. Take me at least to Red Lobster right somewhere. But I got to present a cheque you bitch. I'm going to go to the counter. No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. But so they go to steak and shake and they talk.

He has an Irish accent.

Is that six oh oh? Have you ever dated a guy with an Irish accent? I fucked guys with Irish accent, like, I can't do it. I sound like a pirate. All right. Howard Dean put so good taste. So good. All right. He's like corned beef and cabbage. It's a very bad Irish accent. I think we sound like the pirate from SpongeBob. Yes, I heard about those. That's literally what I think. Irish people.

Well, yes, it's an Irish accent. And Angela recalled, it's not like a leprechaun. It's like more she said musical, OK? And that he was from Europe, which made her interested in him. Right. The date lasted 16 hours.

Oh, that's how you know, you're 19. You ain't got nowhere to be 16 hours. You don't have a job. Oh, I said, you know what? Nobody you don't have to go back to school 16. Nobody's looking for you. Honestly, that yes, she's young. She is young. There is no way I could talk to a man for 16 hours.

Well, I don't know. Could a man talk for 16? Absolutely right.

I hope at least she got another steak, a shake meal that he went back to the counter. Got my bitchin hours. You got to give me dinner and breakfast. Yeah. Come on now. We need meals in between. So then she says we had sex. Of course, she says he took you to a damn steak at 16 hours. Yes, you have to fuck. Yeah, 16 hours, definitely. At least get something that is.

You know what I mean? You had a steak and a shake and then you got a little he gave you his steak. All right.

So she said it was her first time doing BDM, so.

Oh, they really bitch. Yeah. Jumped the gun on this one. So it was sixteen hours because he tied her up and left it perhaps. OK, Angela, I mean why not first date get a little kinky. The sex was spectacular. That's what she said. She says the sex was spectacular. So at the time Finn was couch surfing and staying with a friend who offered him more than just a place to sleep. So also you don't BDM is somebody else.

How do you like a Christian? Right. I would be so upset if someone tied me up and was like, bring fuck on this couch. I'd be like, oh, well, this is a little bit more private. Like, I'm very vulnerable. Right? You can be fucking broke as Christian, right. The whole reason that we were getting our ass beat by Christian Grey was because he had a yeah. And the money will be tied up on your boat.

Oh yeah. I put me up on the yacht, put on your couch. I do not tie me up on the couch. Do not spank me on your couch. I need at least a door right now. Shut the door. Also like a roommate can come home at any time. You couch surfing the audacity. Oh my God. If I had someone who was staying with me and I came home and they they had a woman tied up on the couch and they were like, oh, we're going to fuck.

Is that OK? If you like, you can get the fuck out of my house immediately. That's where you could fuck off off. So when Finn applied for a new driver's license, he used his host Social Security number and birth certificate, the one that he's staying with on the couch surfing. Right. In return, Finn had agreed to supply the man with a Walther handgun.

So we live in America, OK, this is in America. You can go to Walmart and get a gun truly anywhere. You can go to Dick's Sporting Goods and get a gun, literally. You can go to McDonald's and probably get a gun, probably get a happy meal. And instead of a toy, it's a gun. Right. So and that's fucked up. I hate that. That's how it is. But like, why would you give away your identity?

This you literally said a gun, a just a handgun is worth more than my personal life. I need to look at my booty. But as long as the gun comes with bullets said what? So this guy's an idiot, whoever this guy is. So this deal falls apart, he steals the identity and doesn't even give the man the gun. OK, this is great.

So seeking revenge, Finn's acquaintance calls Angela's family to warn them about his identity and criminal history. So the home boy calls the house is like, hey, your daughter's been tied up on my couch in the ass.

Would he unloaded? Now, what is really his real true story? So he was scamming Angela at first. He didn't say his name was banned. He was like, all right, forget like let me tell you the truth, sis, because I'm inside. This is real love that we have. So, OK, my real name is Jeremy Keenan. He was thirty five, not twenty four.

So he told her on the day before he was thirty five. That's disgusting. Also like this. Eleven years you could tell. Yeah right. You know rank on that. Was he.

Why did. And she was done tonight. But also I will say this, as a kid in high school, every move that we saw, you know, five year olds but seven. And that's why I went to high school thinking nearby beer was going to connect and they did it. And I was like, how come everyone has whiskers? Full beard is bare chested lowboy. And where the fuck was Heath Ledger? Nobody had long hair. No jawline, no.

A lot of zits. Oh, a lot of badly dressed, little skinny, scrawny dude. Right. So I understand why she might have thought that this 35 year old was twenty four, because so when I was in high school, you know, I got hoodwinked too. He hadn't gone to MIT. He told her he went to M.I.T. he'd been in prison, but he'd walked away from a work release program and he walked away. So he escaped from jail.

What do you mean you walked away from a work release? They said, all right, you can go to work. He said that will sound like he was released today. I catch that you said it like that'll sound like he was released. No, I think say it like I'm a keep go.

And then the guards were like, oh, well, he kept walking. They said it was a work release program. He said, you know, let's take the release. I'm just going to go, but I'm not going to take the word come into my mind. Thank you so much, though. Thank you for the offer. God is OK.

You just heard a host, Lacy Mosley and Nicole Beyer, discussing the career con man Jeremy Wilson on Scam Goddess, the newest addition to the Team Coco network, if you'd like to hear more. Well, I know you do. You can find this show on Apple podcast, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you listen to this right now, be sure to check out the episode where Lacy talks with yours truly, Conan O'Brien, a.k.a. Conergy, according to a very new employee who shouldn't really be calling you that.

Anyway, Lacy and I talk about Jordan Belfort, the real life Wolf of Wall Street. I had a great time. Thanks. Talk to you soon. Conesa out.

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