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I like that I can post materials. I can put little small clips. You can post whatever you want over there. And from what I hear, man, I think Russia owns it, so we should be good.

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For the inauguration. Yeah, but, you know, there was a conspiracy theory, they actually took some National Guardsmen away from the inauguration because it was a. They thought the couple was going try to blow his brains out and they tried to save people on the right have conspiracy theories, but they said they were they had links to far right extremism. No, I think there's Trump supporters.

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What you vote for Trump A we've got you can't do this detail. Give me your rifle now. You ain't going anywhere. Everybody's been talking about this. I mean, after the inauguration, you could see a lot of it was thousands of over 5000. It was thousands of Army National Guard. First, it was inside the Capitol building taking it easy. Already know what people were thinking. Oh, my God, everybody's going to get over there. There was a thousand people in huffing and puffing on the air with no mask on.

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That is a mass spreader that just wouldn't let me look at all the people. They all looked on each other.

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Everybody's getting over there now. And for some reason, I mean, I think that's what people are saying. And they were move to the garage parking area because parking structure. Yeah, well, you park your car, is it? Hey, y'all got to get out of here. You're going to give everybody a. Yeah.

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And I mean, think about that. Thousands of soldiers to bathrooms.

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I mean, I'm sure there's bathrooms in the parking structure, but is it enough to sustain thousands of people? I mean, it's almost got to be a thousand penises.

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Second, it had at least been a thousand for how many bathrooms you need to serve, 5000 penises, you know, it's a whole bunch of bathrooms.

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Hey, man, you told me not to say anything stupid doing the videos. You just told me that. And you're going to bring that up. No, I'm just putting things into perspective. May they say 5000 troops know over. Shut up. You've got to go there. Yeah, do. And I got to go there. OK, you have to go there. You can paint a price for these people. Now you make a statement. Let's keep it moving.

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Right. So and then you know of people making this political, you know, look how this administration's handling the troops and you're playing the political side of I say, look, we'll look at it was treating Trump when he was bringing people from colleges, feeding him Chick fil A and McDonald's or the basketball teams.

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I love McDonald's and Chick flouncy real problem. Really? Yeah. And you can't help to think if Trump was still in office how this would have been spun. Right. Right. But I'm not going to even go there. I mean, this had nothing to do with Biden's administration. This is how military is treated. As we should know. We were in the Marine Corps and I'm not trying to defend, defend Joe Biden. I think he's a horse and a horse's ass.

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But he has nothing to do with this. Absolutely nothing. Yeah. I mean, we speak from experience within the Marine Corps. These people are soldiers. You don't supposed to make it easy for them. Yeah. This is this is nothing more than a training exercise for them. If you put them in in hotels, in hot showers, they're going to be expected when they go to war. A where's the hotel?

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It can get a hot shower, forgotten killing people. What? Yeah, I got to sleep outside. It's cold out there. Yeah. I'll give you examples.

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Like when I was in the Marine Corps, I was stationed in San Diego. Right. Yeah. And once a year we had to go to Camp Pendleton. Yeah. And pretend to be real Marines.

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We go out to Lake Pogo's and we'd be out in the sticks out in the field playing war games. And I'm telling you, this was horrible conditions. I mean, we went there. I mean, one year we went in November. It was cold as hell. I didn't realize how cold California got, right. Yeah. And it started raining on us and our uniforms, our rifles. I mean, it was horrible. We just got done playing war games and it stopped raining.

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It was cold. I mean, we were actually out there crying. You find out real quick. Fifty degrees when it rained. Oh, it feels like 30 below water. Yeah, right. And it was it was horrible conditions. Yeah. So and then the sun went down and they didn't ship us to to the barracks and we put up tents, cold, wet. You can see your damn breath coming out your mouth. Yeah. Right.

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And you had to crawl your ass up in a sleeping bag and go to sleep. Just close with another do. Yeah. Sitting there looking at each other all night. Yeah. In the tent. You could just imagine what that smells like. Right, and it was just I couldn't fall asleep, so you had to take all your uniform off and sleep buck naked. You felt better but naked in your arm. Either that or you die from hypothermia.

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Take your pick.

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I mean, they don't hold your hands on it. And I remember like two o'clock in the morning. Yeah, I heard this last call.

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Good God. Oh, God. So we came out a little tense, right? What was going on in there? Everybody's wearing their little tiny white, hopped out the back to what's going on. Some damn raccoons that went up in this.

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This one Marine's tent right down there ripped out black his black ass to pieces. He pulls out some cornbread and collard greens. Some had most sweet potato farmer, but they told us when you were in the field, you when you're done eating, you need to dispose your food.

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You don't you don't take nothing back into your tent. Coastal wildlife will smell that it come up in there and try to have some supper. He lucky at Dan Burton walk up.

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I was right.

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I mean, you're cooked. This is Wade, the military. That's my whole point. This is how military is treated. Yes. Laying down on the cement in a parking garage. It's like a picnic for them. Yeah. If you saw that, oh, 311 people who actually actually are real military. Wow. Look how they're being treated. Oh, my God.

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Why did I join the infantry? You got a nice warm place to sleep. Oh, man. That cement floor looks so good. I good sleep so easy. Yes, a picnic. I remember being in boot camp and you had to go into the gas chamber. Yeah. They teach how to use a gas mask. Right. So when you walk in here it's fine. Yeah but it's scary and it's dark. You can barely see each other and then they start letting the gas and you see the smoke come in and everybody starts freaking out.

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Then you put your mask on and you got to clear your mask. Yeah. So it gets all the gas out and just start breathing. Yeah. That's how I know those damn masks we went for cover.

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This shit don't work. I know what you need. Work, right. A damn gas mask. That's old man you got to right now.

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Now I've been the gas station. I know it really protects the air that I breathe. Yeah. And it's like that was such a horrible experience. Oh yeah. I mean you cannot if you don't do it properly, you're pretty much choking to death. You're not choking to death. It feels like you choking to death. Yeah, right. But this what you saw on TV, these pictures, that's nothing new. They're soldiers. They're not going to be pampered.

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Nobody's going to hold their hair. That's why when you see somebody in the service, you should thank them for the service. That's why when I started this video, I thank them for the service because I've been there. Yeah, you are a Social Security number to them. You are there to serve. No one's dead. Hold your hand. Yeah, but it's there to pamper you when you're crying and you feel lonely. I know these people are soldiers.

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Anybody is politicizing this on the left or the right. That's not what's going down. Yeah, I'm just remaining objective. These people are soldiers. Yes. You treat them that way because when it comes to something, they have to go to any deployment where you're going to see some crazy stuff. They got to B b be prepared for this. Yeah. And I can't be there. So where's the hotel that hey, can I get a hot shower first?

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No, I'll give you another example about the time you got some dental work. I had a toothache. Right. I had to go to I was in San Diego, MSD, San Diego. Had hoped to. I didn't brush my teeth when I was young, I was just. Yeah, anyway, you already know that I had a toothache at 19, so I had a young mouth. So I go to the dentist, which is a military doctor, and I'm in terms like, get me out of pain.

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So they say, yeah, we're going to do a root canal. And then he looks over me while I'm laying down. He's like, you need to sign these documents because I'm not actually a doctor yet. Yeah, people actually training on the soldiers yet to do so. What do you mean you're not your dentist, right? You say, well, I'm a dentist and training sign here in case you die. I say, but you're going to take me out of pain there?

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Well, yeah, I'm I'm a do my very best, but this is my first time. So they do the root canal, right? I'm still in pain. I'm like, I'm still in pain. This is horrible. My face is swollen.

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Right. Is like I'm getting some painkillers. It should wear off over the next two or three days. So that was a Friday. Yeah. Saturday, I'm not feeling so good, my barracks room, right, and then by the afternoon I had a fever and I felt like I was going to die, right. So day I go to I forget I had a friend take me there. It was the San Diego Hospital. What was it called the.

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It was the Navy hospital in San Diego. I forget the name of it. It doesn't matter.

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The Navy hospital, San Diego, when I get there, it is like a week. I remove that too fast. I can, first of all, owe you a real doctor.

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He said, no, I'm not. But he is. He's going to watch over, make sure I do everything right. I'm in training. So they pulled the damn tooth out and did Suzy post it too far? They got to put us. Oh, my God, what is all this green shit? The dust. That's what you call going green. Hey, Maureen, we just saved your life. Yeah, I think I'll get a Purple Heart for this shit.

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Yeah.

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From the moment you enlist in the military, for the moment, you get you the first thing you say to yourself whenever you on deployment or when you serve your country. How is my government going to screw me over the day? Yeah. And it's old saying the military, hurry up and wait, hurry up and wait and wait. You're trained, you're always training. You hurry up, get there. You sit and wait. Just wait for three hours.

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Yeah. Yeah. So I recruiters even screwed up. Yeah. They told me they lied and said I didn't do so hot on the asphalt. Come to find out when I was getting out of military is wow. George, you got a real good school year but it really. Huh. I could have sworn flunked it last.

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But the recruiter we're supposed to be military police. Yeah. That's why we joined. I wanted to be a cop. Yeah. I was going to do my time. I was going to get out and I was going to be a cop. I want to be a police officer. Come to find out, my recruiter lied about everything, about my ASVAB school, about me being military police. I'm in boot camp. Right. They are screaming out People's Army.

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Now, that wasn't you. That was Marine combat training when I got out of boot camp. Turns out we was open contract, whatever the Marine Corps needed. Yeah, that's what they was going to give you. And every time they call somebody up, there was open contract. They said, oh, three, eleven. I was like Wellstead. They said it's infantry.

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I was like, oh, hell no. Yeah, that's the way it was calling people. People they were saying, oh, well, have you seen grown men crying and you seen grown men screaming? Yeah, because they are they score bad on ASVAB. Well they would just lie by the recruiter saying they like a contract and they didn't know until it came time to find out what they was actually doing. Yeah, they called me out. Yeah.

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I was still taking it to my knowing about it. I was I'll tell him I'm a cop. Military police.

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Right. Did he call my name out. Lance Corporal Haag's. I say, sir. Yes, sir. Reporting as ordered, sir. You're going to be thirty three.

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Sixty one subsistence clerk. I was like, what is that?

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I was like, what the hell is that?

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Oh, who's to have a gun and bullets in the phone? Yeah, turns out subsistence. Clark, I was working in a mess hall. Yeah, I wasn't a cook. I worked with the cooks with pretty much made him a cook when he called me out at. I was like, oh, really? Oh, he knew I was going to do they come back and say, let's report? No, really, I I'm sorry, sir, I've got something to tell you, sir.

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What what is that, sir? I'm a flaming homosexual.

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I can't stop sucking penises. You got to kick me out.

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Yeah. Back then, when was the military if you was gay. Yeah. They would kick you out. So they had this policy don't ask, don't tell back in those days.

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They said if you were gay, you had to. They actually said you were crazy. Yeah. They they said, well, I'm not going to go there. I'm not saying that was right or wrong, but that's what that's what the policy was. I remember there was a staff sergeant. Yeah. He was gay. We all knew he was gay, but somebody had some evidence on him and showed it to the master gunnery sergeant. They kicked him to show some evidence, huh?

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Yeah.

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Well, what he was doing, some gay they kicked that dude up for that just lazy is.

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Hey, that was back in the early 90s. Yeah, that was the 90s. Yeah. But anyway, they found out when I was in boot camp and he found this little black guy and I knew he is gay. I mean you could just look. Yeah. You told me about that is Jackson is gay man. He's the best athlete until his day I've ever seen. And he was gay. He was flaming gay. Dude, they're like a hundred dating pull ups could run three miles in fourteen minutes.

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New day like three hundred sit ups in like two minutes do was like super gay super.

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They found him in the middle of night with his little white boy.

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He was on fire watch, I'll say what happened to Jackson and forget the white boy's name, Yamana, they go home. They go home.

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That's what happened to many kill themselves because, you know, people, Mukasa, you know, and they found that little black boy banging the shit out of that white boy.

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I said, What? Said, Dad, you let him go, huh? Yeah, Ugo's Model T, he was mode of transport, mode of transport, I finish my story, but yeah, yeah, I came back up to 11 because I don't think honestly I don't think I could have been I kind of cut it. I wasn't married. You could. I know. Was it. You could have did not join the military for one thing and one thing only, I didn't want to be in a foxhole.

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I want to be military police. That's what I want to do. I want to be a cop. But that recruiter lied to me as a white guy, too, and it's probably racist. No, it was a white guy. You know, the guy was black. Yeah, I got out. I was just in combat training. I went straight to recruiters. Yeah, I was pissed. We was looking for me. And when I got there, the recruiting office was boarded up and it was gone.

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It's gone. Thankfully, man, if they were still there, I probably would've did something. I don't know what I'm not trying to incite violence over here. But, you know, sometimes one thing led to another ahead. A bit of a probably got arrested.

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Yeah, been an argument, but in a way, I would have to do things all over again. That was a great experience. Taught me discipline. Yeah. And a lot of cool gave me. It turns you on a man. Yeah. But it let me know life is tough. Which you get from life is what you put into it. And these man, the service members that was in that parking structure. Yeah. This is nothing new.

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This is their soldiers. They are treated that I'm sure they've been in 10 times worse conditions. This is a picnic for them.

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Yeah, pretty much. Well, that's all I got to say about that. The Daily Show, he. Don't forget, go official horse twins dotcom, go to the fight censorship tab, hit the links, follows on telegram, follows on remember and follow on YouTube deficits of the state yet it actually being fair.

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