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Gail. Got new show for ya. Gavin Newsom, the governor, the governor up from the south, we call him the governor, Gavin Newsom got caught with his thumb and his.

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But what you got in his head was we're kids in school. When you're was young, they used to catch him digging in a button, smelling it. Gavin Newsom, one of them kids, man, you crazy. Hey, you got covered his thumb and his butman.

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Well, he didn't get caught with his thumb and his bike. Yes, he did. He got caught breaking his own Kolba guidelines. He got his he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. No, he he was actually fighting himself.

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Gavin Newsom, you are low down, dirty scoundrel, lowdown, dirty little.

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Don't even follow your own rules. You can blow out Nancy Pelosi getting her hair done. You talk about only covid, darling. You had a large table. You know, a lot of people, not FRAXA social distancing. Yes. So he showed. Yeah. You crazy.

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And you also in your state tried to cancel Fourth of July. You a damn tolerant. That's what you are. Yeah. Why do you tell people to follow these rules when you don't follow? Yeah, right. And he came out with this apology. Check out this dude's apology.

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And as soon as I sat down at the larger table, I realized it was a little larger group than I had anticipated. And I made a bad mistake. Instead of sitting down, I should have stood up and walked back on my car and drove back to my house. Instead, I chose to sit there with my wife in a number of other couples that were outside the hustle. You can quibble about the guidelines, et cetera, et cetera, but the spirit of what I'm preaching all the time was contradicted and I got to hone that.

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And so I want to apologize to you because I need to preach and practice, not just preach and not practice. And I've done my best to do that. Man, you crazy say the only reason why you apologize and Bhagavan, because you got caught, man, you don't mean it. Yeah, it's not like you came as a man. I wouldn't had a party the other night I was with all my friends and acquaintances. We'd have no mask on.

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We stole the show and I'm telling my people of California to finally do it and we'll come out and apologize. You didn't do that? No, you didn't do that. You got caught. This picture came out and you got cosied. OK, so I got to apologize. Like Jimmy SWIP. What was the name? Jimmy Swaggart. Yeah. Yeah, Jimmy Swaggart, you know, online pastor. Yeah, he was sorry. He was sorry a few years back.

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I never forget this means back. It's been a long time ago. It kids when he did. Yeah. I saw this with my mama's religion. She watched Jimmy Swaggart every freakin what's his name. Jimmy Jimmy Swaggart.

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Well he came out this start crying full of shit to my little for this Congres tumble.

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He picked up a prostitute, got sucked off on love TV and he was crying. He was bold. You know why? Because he was truly sorry for getting sucked off. Yeah. You're not sorry. You actually smiling the whole time when I got the impression when you was with this is B.S. apology, your mannerisms, the way you carried yourself, the way you smile, the way you carried your hand. Yeah, it seemed like I was watching former President Barack Obama.

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He talks to Zach. Same way I can tell you have studied that man, because when it comes to public speaking, Obama made majority of people feel real good. He's a great public speaker, just like you is. Copy him verbatim, how he carries his hands, how he talks, how he smiles. Yeah, everything you did. I mean, if I could use blackface on you, I would swear up and down. I was watching Obama.

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Yeah. Him and that do from Bato. Y'all got that same mannerisms like y'all copying Obama because y'all know he was full of shit and he fooled all the liberals on the left for years. You said I would do that. Obama game on. He fooled a lot of Republicans too. That's why he was voting office. Yeah, but. You lose, you know, you got a unit that was called in bed, O'Rorke, Vanille, Obama, Naaman, that title deserves to go to you.

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You are now officially as of today. Spit it out. Yo, your nickname is the Vanilla Obama. You don't want to be Obama.

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You fake his hail. Yeah, like when Trump said something like Trump's not real big, he's like leave it up to the individual if they want to want to wear a mask. And he's like honest and nobody likes that. The dude's brutally honest. He tells what he you know, he stands for, you know, no mask or whatever. Right. Right. You know, but you you come out and preach one thing and then you do another.

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You come on, apologize. People people accept that even though you're a liar and fake, Trump is like brutally honest. You know, exactly what you getting with this dude. Yeah. And you don't accept. Yeah. If he was a real leader, if he had any balls. That's what he said. He probably said when he got that right. Yeah. I saw it was a huge gathering. What what are you doing can.

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Get the hell out, your daughter is going to die. What do. If you really thought if you really thought Kobe was that deadly, that's what she said. Did you see the cold caps? You had everybody risk you, you including you and your wife. You know, that was reckless. Yeah. You realize that this is not the Ebola virus. Yeah. You realize this is not the bubonic plague. That's why you didn't leave. If you are a true leader, you came out, says, everybody, we need to go back to work.

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The science says this. People who that's what she should have did instead of walking out, you should. This is what you should do. If you was a real leader, you did the right thing. You stayed there. Yeah, that's what you need to do in front of the people of California to come out of that stupid smile on your face. So look here. We got to silence this virus for 98, 97, 99 percent, 99 percent of the people who get this virus is fine.

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But if you have a survival rate, 99 percent. Yeah, but if you have conditions like diabetes or something that makes you susceptible to this virus, you should stay home. You should come out and tell your bank account for you know what? It's time to go back out to work in this bitch, because this damn this is not the Ebola virus. It's a horrible flu. That's all it is. You should not shut down Drogo state jobs, their livelihoods.

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It's time for us to go back to work. That's what you do if you'll really do what you came out and did this apology. It's total B.S. Liberals just use your brain for a second. Don't listen to your politicians, your leaders think about it.

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This shutting down the economy, something it has a 99 percent survival rate. Does that make any sense? We've already done this once. Yeah. I mean, I guess I would like to take advice from from President Trump.

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You know, one day is just going to blow away. That's what he's going to go call trouble for that.

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I mean, y'all really think just because you shut down the comedy is going to go away and you stay in your house and the boss is just just not going anywhere that's going to give you the sitting house to shut down for like six weeks in the school outside. It's going it's going to blow away. The one is going to freeze it to death.

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Look, look, Gabbed. Newsome, you you know what, my typical politician, his responses are that you faked me, people that you faked me for many years of my life. Yeah, until I finally started listening to both sides. And I actually, you know. You guys are just fake. Yeah, the typical response, and I know the majority of your constituents are going to believe you are, man, he really own that one. Not the only reason I really own that, because he got caught while your constituents, everybody who voted for him is at home suffering.

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They can't go back to work. They want to go to birthday parties. They want to go to parties. They want to go out and have drinks, have a lot of fun when they caught you.

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And these people have been faithfully listening to you and you go out behind your constituents back, everybody, they voted for you and you do that and you try to try to say you made a mistake, that you're human, you're full of shit, dude. You're smiling the whole time with that.

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He's smiling, Hotham. And it's like you're like actually trying not to laugh at everybody. Just listen to just why you got a smile on your face like a seeing your face. You're laughing at everybody because you know, this virus, it's not the Ebola virus if this was the Ebola. But look at this time, people come to you.

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Yeah, I mean, have you seen them pandemic movies? Yeah, people screaming right now and talking and gotten a mask on, just sitting shoulder to shoulder, having a good time as a birthday party. Gavin, if you really thought the Chinese virus is as deadly as you say it is, you have been scared to death when you seen all those people.

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I'm surprised this is actually he said he drove up in his car. He was all by himself in his Toyota hybrid Grinner.

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You know, he's driving an electric car, right?

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Grivna me, no green, no greenhouse gases. This hey, we got no security team. You just showed up, Daryl.

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You the governor, you just don't show up at places. Do you have to have a security detail, right? You the governor. You just show up, you drive your own car and believe it, you just show up the place. You know how many people are going to be there? Your security detail, check out the place, make sure you know crazies. And I mean, no governor, no Senate, no congressmen, just shows up nowhere without a security detail.

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You people are on especially on the right, your targets, your target, because you're full of shit. I know you just don't show up at places you don't you're not for me with you don't know how many people are there. We are a majority. Your state has been shut down following strict Kovik guidelines. You act like you don't know what's going on. Yeah, you to govern. You don't show up. You know how many people the birthday party.

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You know, you're going to a birthday party. You know who's going to be there? Yeah. You know whose birthday party it is. Don't you just show up. Oh, I know. It's going to be this many people.

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Yeah, I could see if you if they caught you inside of another restaurant like Roscoe's Chicken Waffles in Los Angeles. Yeah. You had to show of people there. But no, I mean, this is a very it's a planned event. This is a very boogy restaurant.

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You just don't show up in places. You know how many people there you see lying. So you're actually lying in your apology. Yeah.

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I mean, you ain't that damn stupid. Maybe I'm thinking your constituents bought into it. But anybody that's objective, you are governor. You are very responsible. You know, there's covid restrictions. You know, how many people was that? You knew who was going to be there. You know what the event was about. You talking about you showed up and I didn't know what else be that many people should have been a leader. I should have just told everybody, go to hell home, you're going to die.

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And I have just went home and that's what I should have did as a leader. Now, you should be a real leader. You need to stand up to the people in your state and tell Miss Time to go back to work. Yeah, you liberals, man. When are you going to wake up? This is over. Shut down. When you stop to shut down. If you've got health issues and you're susceptible to this virus, then you need to hunker down.

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But you you can see your constituents. They deserve everything they get. You voted for you, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't feel sorry for them. Yeah. That's what you get. I feel sorry for the Republicans. They're stuck in that statement for you libs to vote for the man. You deserve everything you get all the pain and suffering you deserve every damn bit of it because you're stupid.

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Gail. A good show, a good official, half twins that come and take you out of patriotic T-shirt today, I mean, to give you 20 percent of disturbing discount code Chinese fighters, we call it Chinese because it's from China. We make T-shirts great again. We are.