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Yeah, got show people, you got a damn good shot, damn good show, good show, but, you know, Christmas time and still time to get those Christmas gifts.

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Yeah, we don't want a sale. And if you're on by Sunday. Yeah, we can guarantee Santa Claus ham at your house before Christmas.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho. Use discount called white privilege if you white. Yeah. Do you black. You better not use that damn discount call. Yeah. There's rules in this country you need to follow. Yeah. This is for white people. Where would this country be without white. Let's just be honest. I'm just joking. We believe in equality. You ain't joking. We believe in equality and do a lot of good in this country.

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That's why I'm giving you 25 percent off. Yeah, but hey, we give you a discount to give the black people 20 percent off the plane.

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Don't get 25 percent off to give them 20 minute black. Come on.

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We to do two good deeds, black folk give 15 percent, no, give it stop talking, I give you five.

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Look, three percent, three, look to what you get.

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Look, we believe in equality overall, we've got about 25 percent of your discount code A out because you're watching us. You're damn right cradle. Yeah. What's your damn shame? He took our black card and when he found out about you. Yours, too, but you know what? Since I gave up my Blackheart, but he took it where he took it and as good, you know, certainly my life improved my my credit score went up 400 points as free.

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Now, make good decisions, storico. Hold yourself and stop blaming other people for your problem. There you go. You go a long way in this world. All right. Let's get serious on this.

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Let's get serious illness. He. Santa Claus is the cornerstone of Christmas. Yeah, even though he's not really the cornerstone Christmas about other things, but he's a big part of him. When I when I was a little boy, when I thought Christmas Potami here was his big, fat white man.

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Right. And this kid was just destroyed by this decision. The video may look at the video.

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No. What? I don't know, but they're not only military run. Now, if your dad wants to get it for you, that's fine, but I can't bring it to you. What else would you like to have? The. There's lingoes Bicego cars and trucks. What do you think? Anybody working at. OK. And like. And I'm telling you, man, that was my little boy, me, my little boy, Akra. Time for Senator Carol.

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I mean it from the bottom, my heart, and I'm a Christian. Oh, you don't cry, you don't cry three times as loud. Now, nobody does that to my little boy, you be lucky Kim Hart wouldn't stand in line with his little boy. Oh, man, that would have been real bad for you. So, you know, he he he's not the only kid asked for some kind of toy gun. He's probably doing that all day because little boys.

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What, they want a water gun? Yeah. I mean, Cenac, like, he went up there and asked him for a Glock.

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Let me get a 40 cal. He asked for a damn Nerf gun. Say your daddy can get it. No shit, Santa. Your job is to just go along with the lie. He's going to bring it anyway. But you really think your fat ass is going to go to his house and give him a Nerka? That's not that's not how that's not your job description. That extra good to deliver these toys that you understand the job application, you didn't have to actually take the toys to the kids houses.

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Did you know that?

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You just had to say ask the question, what do you want for Christmas? Say yea, merry Christmas.

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Ho, ho, ho. That's all you had to do.

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This kid is already more men. You are Santa. He already wants a gun. He wants to protect his family. His name is no sissy.

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Like you got a look and then Santa starts throwing out where you can get a bicycle, some Legos. I'm like, look, here's Santa. He didn't ask you what you play with. He wanted his damn Nerf gun. And you couldn't couldn't find it, man. Well, look at like this when I was a kid. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Like when I was a kid sensor sounded that was that was I had a lot of that anxiety, man.

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I was actually scared. I was scared because I just look at him. He looks crazy. Hey, I'm like I have my mom and I keep hearing this man. Oh yes. You little boy. For about two hours, man. Yeah. When I've got up to the minute I start freaking out and I mean, as a little boy, I was like just looking from a little boy's standpoint.

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So, yeah, it's a fat dude, right? You got all these crazy red red suede velvet suit with white plus all over with them beady eyes and a white dead white beard.

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And he's fat, right? And supposedly he lives in a North Pole with a bunch of elves who's creating toys all day, all day throughout the year. And on Christmas night, he gets his big fat ass on a sleigh with this bag of toys for the entire world with about thirty megatons, you know, and it's damn Dariusz flying them through the sky. It lands on your roof. He squeezes his big ass in the Kimberley. I mean, it's just crazy.

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Yeah.

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Just thinking from a little kid. Man, this is a really majestic experience. Oh, what experiment. Just what the hell does that mean? It's like like fairy tale man. OK, yeah. Like I learned a new word. I hope that's the definition. Majestic. I like you be like making up words. Don't show what you said on the day. What do you say. The word is ambiguous. What do you say. Ambiguous. Well, that's what that's what the word look like to me.

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Ambiguous, but yeah, this is a real special occasion. Manege like, you know, Cloud9 is very ancient, very lettings that I know I was. Yeah. And then for you did this just to say no, your dad can bring it. And this kid is not liberals, not conservatives. Just a little boy. Yeah. And you're supposed to be Santa Claus, not Santa Claus. And I just I think it's a possibility Santa might have been gay.

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What makes you say that? Well, he sounds like SpongeBob. Everybody knows he's gay. He's got to be not there's anything wrong with being a gay Santa. OK, let's get off subject.

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Hey, if you are gay, you said gay people back phone you Ilikeyou. All right, that's the thing, I mean, when I saw this yeah, I mean, it's supposed to be a great time of year, you know. Yeah, but just put evil in my heart. Yeah. I was like, man, I wish it was the real Santa. Yeah. You know, I hope you always fly to China. Yeah. Rudolph goes asleep at the wheel and just drags the whole damn sleigh down.

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You fall in.

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Some Chinese may come up to you right in your father's face. Hope you get Chinese, but. Hope you get quarantined in China. I hope they put you on a strict diet because you fairy tale. Hope they put you on bets. No way. Me. I hope they give you cats, dogs and some bat soup for dessert. I hope they give you a fat some monkey brains because that was that was so stupid. It ain't about being liberal conservative.

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Christmas is a holiday. You don't bring those type of beliefs and put them on a little boy at that age. You don't know what's going on. He thinks you Santa.

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Yeah. You just crushed them.

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He asked for Nerf gun nerf. No, your daddy can bring it, but I ain't bringing it. You ain't bringing it. Yeah, it's supposed to be man. And you beating a dead horse. Where did this happen? I just got to be in some suburb of Chicago. Yeah. He's probably gonna get a war from Mayor Lightfoot. Yeah. Liberal shithole.

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Yeah, I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you, man, some of these liberals, man, gay got half a brain. They got a brain. This is this is the problem with liberals. They don't think with their brain. They take with their heart, they see guns and like they look at it's like it's a gun, doesn't have a heartbeat, doesn't have legs or arms. It just doesn't go around shooting people. It doesn't have a hate in his heart.

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Yeah.

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Even though this man has got hate in his heart, it's evil people that use it for things. It wasn't meant to be used for years, just used for protection like. Like car car accidents, drunk drivers, yeah, I don't talk about banning cars or banning alcohol, you know, because they might lose their car and a little vehicle. Yeah. That those kill far more people than guns. You know, it's just they they got bad logic.

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Yeah. It's just just stupid, man. I mean, what if that was me, man. Yeah.

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Man, that would man Crescenta damn nerf gun. Sarabande boohooing all the way back to the North Pole, South Pole. Well, here you've run anyway. Merry Christmas, everybody. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

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Damn good show.

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