
Episode 608: The Snedeker Haunting: A Haunting in Connecticut
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- 10 Oct 2024
When Al and Carmen Snedeker found out that their son Phillip was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma, the treatment plan required the family to relocate into a three floor home in Southington, Connecticut. The second floor apartment quickly became a nightmare for the inhabitants, with attacks escalating to demonic assault. Thank you to the incredible Dave White of Bring Me the Axe Podcast for research and writing support!ReferencesCarpenter, B. (1988, September 15). Exorcism performed in 'spirited' home. Record-Journal (Meriden, CT), p. 37.Carpenter, B. (1988, August 18). Researcher says home haunted by evil presence. Record-Journal (Meriden, CT), p. 33.Carpenter, B. (1988, August 13). Southington haunting is daunting . Record-Journal (Meriden, CT), p. 1.Cohen, J. (1992, October 27). Their Southington haunt was hellish, couple tell Sally Jessy. Record-Journal (Meriden, CT), p. 1.Garton, R., & Warren, E. (1992). In a Dark Place: The True Story of a Haunting. New York, NY: Villard Books.I was raped by a ghost (1992). [Motion Picture].Nickel, J. (2009). Demons in Connecticut. Skeptical Inquirer, 25-27.Schmidt, K. (1992, October 30). Couple sees ghost; skeptics see through it. Hartford Courant, p. 126.Smith, G. (1991, May 15). Family still haunted by ghastly experience. Record-Journal (Meriden, CT), p. 1.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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And I'm Elaina.
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It's leopard print, morbid. We've been on a journey. Yeah.
We had the little mini Book tour. Yes. Went so well. Went so well. But, man, we were slap happy for a lot of it.
Oh, my God. And just to explain the Leopard print comment quickly up at the top. We were listening to Alaska Thunderfuck's discography as One Does. And I showed Elaina this on Leopard print. And if you haven't heard it, throw that shit on because it's a banger.
When I tell you it's one of the funniest things I've ever... I don't know why.
It's great.
It hit my funny bones. And it hit again. So it wasn't just the wap happy exhaustedness.
Yeah, because it hit during the day.
Yeah, it hit during the day, too. The same way. I was laughing so hard.
It's me. It's brilliant. It's who I am. Everything must be leopard print. And if it's not leopard print, it's irrelevant. It's irrelevant. I, too, Alaska Thunderfuck, would buy a leopard print elephant.
See? So there you go.
There you go. Yeah, the book tour was a lot of fun. It was.
It was great. You guys were great.
You're fantastic.
It was so cool to see everybody. I'm still not quite understanding how it was real.
It was real. I saw it with my own two eyes.
And how you all came. Like, that was crazy.
Big crowds.
Big crowds. And you were lovely. You were great. And so engaged. And you asked great questions. And you gave me good, you gave me good face while I was up there.
You were serving face.
You gave me Good. Like, I'm intrigued by what you're saying face, which makes me feel good.
And mugs were mugging. I appreciated that. Yeah.
It was fun.
It was a lot of fun. I would do it sometime in the future.
I would do it sometime.
I would do it sometime again in the future. It made me tired, though.
That's the... I'm yaulling right now.
It was literally just yaulling.
I'm a very big introvert, so I get super depleted by any outside of my house activity. So it was an exercise in stamina for me.
I know. Anyone who met me at the Berkshire's event, I'm sorry if I was very low energy. I kept thinking on the way home, I was like, I hope I was kind and good. We were just really tired. Because when I'm tired, I can't make conversation. I can't- No, I'm terrible at it. And I just keep saying, Oh, I love that. I love that. And I genuinely do love that. But it's all my brain knows that is said after a certain point. It's true. But it was so cool meeting some of you guys.
It was Awesome.
It was so much fun.
You guys rule so hard. I can't even begin to tell you.
You rule so hard that motherfuckers want to find you.
It sounds like you guys are digging the second book, which is blowing my mind and making me so happy because I really love the second book. It's pretty all right. Yeah, you guys have been awesome. I appreciate that.
I love the second book.
But yeah, the Butcher Game, you know. Hang on tight because don't go anywhere after.
Yeah.
Because maybe there's more. I don't know.
Elina's got more to say at all times.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But don't be mad at the end, okay?
That's all I'm saying. I'm mad. I'm big mad. You're big mad. But technically, I'm not because I've seen some stuff. Yeah, because you know there's a- I've seen the secret whiteboard.
You have. It's true.
All right. Well, it's spooky season. Hell, yeah. And we have a haunting, specifically a haunting in Connecticut.
Which is right over there.
It's right over there. Looking at it. This is the Snetaker family hunting. I looked up how to say that multiple times. So if it's wrong, Google's wrong. Okay, so let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Alan Carmen Snetaker met in Plainville, Connecticut. Oh. In 1977, she was working as a server at a local bowling alley, and he stopped in for a beer, and they immediately thought the other one was a Cutie P'toodie.
They said, Who's that, honey?
They said, Who's that, them? But then. What?
What happened?
I don't know why I said, But then. But then? Nothing big happened. Oh. There was an undeniable attraction is what happened. But then an undeniable attraction came in the room and told you guys I was tired. You really led that one in. You were like, But then.
And I was like, What?
There was undeniable attraction.
You're like, No, they just really liked each other.
Yeah, but there is a but. Carmen was a single mother with two small boys at home. She was very hesitant to dive back into her relationship again. And Al had also just come out of a bitter divorce after a pretty short-lived marriage. So they both had similar hesitations about moving too quickly into something.
That makes sense.
Yeah, and it's responsible.
That is.
So they took things slow. They dated casually, but eventually things did become more serious over two years, and they decided to get married. Oh, look at them. So after the wedding, the family moved to Hurleville, New York, where Al found work at a local stone quarry, and Carmen was babysitting for local families while raising her own children, which included her son's Philip and Michael from her first marriage, and eventually two more children that she and Al had together. Their life in Hurleville was small. It was simple, but they liked it that way. They had a good community. Carmen was involved in church activities. That kept her busy when she wasn't taking care of all the neighborhood children. But in 1986, Al and Carmen received very unexpected and very awful news that would upend their lives. In April of 1986, 14-year-old Philip developed a dry hacking cough that he just couldn't seem to shake. Al mentioned it to Carmen. He What's that about? And he was concerned that it could be serious. But she was like, Oh, I think it's probably just a seasonal cold. Everybody gets them. But a week later, Philip called his mom's attention to this small lump he found on the left side of his neck, and that was when she got really concerned.
So they made an appointment with the pediatrician. Out of an abundance of caution, that doctor recommended that Philip be admitted to the hospital for tests. And a few days later, Alan Carmen learned that their son had Hodgkins lymphoma cancer. Oh, that's awful. Of the lymphatic system. Oh, damn. At 14 years old.
I was just going to say, so young.
Really sad. Now, as one of the many small towns and villages that make up the cat skills, Hurleville, New York, didn't have a hospital of its own, and the local medical providers didn't have any of the resources or expertise really needed to provide ongoing cancer treatment. Yeah. So Alan Carmen really didn't have any choice but to travel back and forth between Hurleville and Farmington, Connecticut. Wow. So that Philip could receive treatment out there. So they were making daily trips to John Dempsey Hospital, and these trips were two and a half hours each way. Carmen and Philip were both usually completely exhausted by the time they got home. Of course. And he's exhausted anyway. Yeah. Fortunately, Al did have some family in the area, so Carmen and Philip could stay with them on occasion instead of doing the drive back and forth. But it became clear pretty quickly that staying with family and driving five hours a day was just not sustainable.
Yeah, and it's not helping the situation. You're all stressed. Yeah. Adding lack of sleep and all of that is probably not great.
Too much. In the interest of time, money, and most importantly, Philip's health, Al and Carmen decided it was probably in everybody's best interest that the family moved to Connecticut to be closer to the hospital. So when Philip wasn't going through treatment at John Dempsey Hospital, Carmen spent her days looking for an apartment that could accommodate their now large family.
Yeah, I was going to say it's a lot of people.
Yeah, it's a lot of kids, the two of them. But the problem was that what was available at the time was either too small or way beyond their budget. One afternoon, she was driving to see an apartment in nearby Sutherton, and she drove by a beautiful three-story home on a quiet street, and it had a four-rent sign in the front yard. So she was like, Oh.
She was like, Bitch.
No, the apartment that she was supposed to be going to see ended up being too small. It was not going to work out.
Yeah, fuck that apartment. Fuck that apartment. Honestly. Fuck that noise. Yeah.
But she had some time to kill before heading back to the hospital, so she decided to stop at the house that she saw earlier that day with the big for rent sign out in front and inquire about the availability. So inside, she said when she got there, the house was full of contractors, workmen of all types, all renovating one part or another of the first floor. She wasn't really sure who she should speak to about renting, so she just went from one workman to the other until she found the foreman. And the foreman told her that the owners weren't there at the time, but he did let her into the second floor apartment to give her an idea of what the first floor apartment was going to look like it was all done.
Okay.
Now, the second floor apartment, it was beautiful. It was spacious. It could definitely accommodate Carmen, Al, and the four kids. It was perfect. She loved it. She didn't want to get too excited, though, because she figured an apartment so large and nice was probably out of their price range. But she still took the landlord's number, and she called them as soon as she got home.
Because you never know.
You never know. She said, shoot your shot. Yeah. What do you say? You miss...
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Yes. That's not my quote.
It's the office, right?
Wayne Michael Scott.
Yes, of course. So the landlord, Darryl Kern, he was polite on the phone. But when Carmen mentioned that they had four children, she said she noticed a change in his tone. But he didn't say that kids weren't allowed. And to her surprise, the rent was actually well within their budget. So when he offered the downstairs apartment, she didn't hesitate. She took it.
She said, Hell, yeah.
She said that was a little weird, but it's a gorgeous apartment. Whatever.
Yeah.
So finding an affordable apartment near the hospital was obviously a relief. It meant that they could start saving money again. Carmen and Philip could stop spending half their day driving between New York and Connecticut. But still Carmen was left with this weird feeling in her chest. It was anxiety. She couldn't shake it.
Got to listen to that.
And she said she figured it was because she hadn't seen the first floor. She was like, what if it's not as nice? What if it's not as spacious? And what if in her rush to find an apartment, she made things worse for her family, inadvertently? She didn't know it at the time, but her decision to take the apartment in Southernton would definitely have serious consequences for their entire family. And space and affordability would be the least of their concerns soon.
Oh, boy. Yeah.
So obviously for most people, moving from one state to another is pretty fucking difficult and daunting, regardless of their circumstances. But for Carmen and Al, this was pretty shitty timing. Their son is very sick. Yeah, very shitty. And also Al put in a transfer request with his company, but it was going to take a while for them to fulfill it. So he was going to have to stay back in New York while everybody else moved to Connecticut.
Oh, that sucks.
And Philip was too ill to be of much help in the moving process. And Carmen's second oldest son, Michael, was spending the summer with his grandmother in Alabama. So pretty much all of the responsibility was on her to get things packed and moved over. Obviously, Al could help, but he was also working. Yeah. And the process was made doubly challenging by the fact that, of course, they needed to pack and move as soon as they could. But at the same time, Philip still was going back and forth for treatments, so they were hardly out of the woods. Now, one night, a couple of weeks before the move, they're still in their place. Carmen had this dream where she was walking through a—this is so fucking creepy. She's walking through a hallway lined with caskets, and she said each one contained a pale nude body of some unknown deceased person. And she wasn't alone in her dream. There was another man walking through the halls. She said he was, zigzagging in and out between the caskets, carrying one of those old ominous tools that undertakers once used in the embalming process. Oh. When she woke up, she turned to Al and she just blurted out, The apartment, that house, it's a funeral home.
What the fuck?
Like, just she knew.
What the fuck?
Immediately. Now, no one had said anything to Carmen about the home, having ever been a funeral home, she said. But she said somehow she just knew that it was, or at least that it had been one at one point in time. So Al was like, Okay, do you want back out of it? We haven't signed anything yet, but the thought of continuing to drive back and forth every day was just too much to bear. And she had already looked at a ton of apartments in the towns around the hospital, and they had either been too small or too expensive. So she just felt like she couldn't gave up this opportunity. Yeah. So on June 30th, 1986, she started unloading the moving truck at the new apartment. Now, the day they arrived with the truck was the first time that Al and Carmen actually saw the new apartment because remember, they saw the second floor.
They were working on it.
They were working on it. So before they unloaded the truck, they went inside just to look around. And contractors were actually still working on the first floor. There was like sawdust, wood, just construction mess everywhere. But the basement was empty, so they went downstairs to see what space they had to work with there. Like most basements in old New England homes, it was musty. The air was thick. It was cold down there.
We all know that basement.
I can smell it. Yeah. But the space was quite a bit more than either of them was expecting. At the foot of the stairs, there was a pretty large room that opened onto the right. And then on the left, there was a set of French doors that led to an even larger room. And there were three other smaller rooms adjacent to the larger ones. But Al and Carmen were like, What would those be used for? Why is there so much room for activities down here? They poked her on the basement, and they started to get a sense of what had once gone down in these rooms. Carmen found what she described as a gruesome blood-stained wall and a quote, chain-powered body lift that looked more medieval than contemporary. What? The more they explored the basement, the more evidence they found confirming that the residence had definitely been a funeral home at one point in time.
And it had a blood-spattered wall?
According to them.
What the fuck is going down there?
Blood.
It's wily. Everywhere. You're supposed to clean.
I thought that, too. It's important.
It's an important part of that job, I would think.
Yeah, I was like, I feel like- It was in the morgue, I'll say that. I feel like bloodborne pathogens are a thing.
Yeah, you never want blood spatter on anything.
No, I definitely don't. For very long. You're so right in that statement.
Yeah, you just really don't. I really don't. You really don't. It happens in that industry for sure.
Yeah, I mean, that makes sense.
It's going to be there while you're doing your thing. You clean it up after.
Well, and isn't there usually a sheet or something up? Is there anything up to protect the wall?
I can't speak for a funeral home because I don't know how the... In the embalming process, I would assume there would be precautions.
Like, something.
To make sure that blood isn't just spattering against a wall. Also, I'm like, why did that happen? Like, once it gets to the funeral home, it's like, that shouldn't be happening. All the blood usually happens in the morgue.
That's what I thought, too. And we clean that shit.
But we'll get there. But you know, here we are.
We'll get to the questions at the end.
What shenanigans was going on?
I don't know. But apparently at the end of the hall, there were shelves on the wall that held boxes of old embalming tools. That's cool. I thought the same thing. They didn't have the same reaction. No. There was also a box in the corner that contained blank plaques for the coffins that had already been removed from the house. That's chilling. That I didn't love. I didn't like the plaques, but the embalming tools might be cool to see.
It would be very fascinating.
I don't know if I'd want to keep them in my house though.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's giving you. It's giving you. I don't know.
I don't know what that I would want. I'm fascinated by embalming tools.
Yeah, and I can understand that. And on topsy tools. Definitely. But Al and Carmen were not. They were shaken as they made their way back upstairs. Course. But Carmen reiterated that she couldn't bear to look for another apartment while also taking care of Philip and the other three kids. So they agreed to keep the houses passed to themselves. They weren't going to tell the kids. They said, We'll remove all the funeral items before the kids can see them, and I'll paint the walls and cover all those disturbing stains. Yeah. That's fine. It'll be fine.
It seems fine.
The landlord special.
I feel like this is not going to end badly at all. No. No.
Now, by the time they were rocked outside, the landlord, Mr. Kern, was said to have arrived to greet them. Carmen was surprised that he seemed amused when she asked whether the house used to be a funeral home. And she said he told her, Oh, don't worry, Ms. Snetaker. The place hasn't been in use full-time for two years or so.
Oh.
It'd be like two years. That's two years. That's pretty fucking recent. Cool. That's like fresh blood as far as I'm concerned.
Yeah, that's pretty fresh.
He also informed them that he would prefer that the old funeral tools remain in the basement. And he said, They make great conversation pieces, don't you think?
I mean, while I agree with him, while I would be on your side- Elaina, it's the landlord. Well, I would be on your side, landlord. No. You can't. Maybe you should take them then.
Well, that's the thing. You can't tell me what to keep in my house.
Yeah, you can't do that.
If somebody- Like I'm being run.
And I understand you may find them fascinating. Other people might not. And that's okay. People can be put off by them, and that's fine.
Now, it is important to state, of course, that this is the Sneticar's version of events. Of course. It's not.
It's not, you know, somebody be following them with a camera and watching. No.
We don't know that the landlord ever said this, but according to them, that's what he said.
Then you say, Hey, you know. Yeah. Maybe that's not for you to say.
Now, it took a few days before the renovations were finished. So Carmen and the kids stayed in a motel room while Al went back to New York to finish out the last few weeks of work. After all the expenses that they had incurred, the motel was an additional hardship because they didn't have a ton of money. They were this family was like very hard on cash at this point because I mean, the illness, the move Exactly.
That's a lot. That's a big family to take care of. Yeah, exactly.
Carmen was relieved when a few days later, they were finally able to move into the house. She and Al managed to move those objects in the basement over to the garage. While the larger items like the body lift, they tried to tuck into a corner to obscure it, but it's a pretty big thing.
Yeah, a chain-powered body lift is not going to be easy to just make into a sculpture in the corner.
Yeah, probably not. I've never had experience with one, so I can't say.
Yeah, it's not going to be easy to hide.
Yeah. But try as she might, Carmen realized pretty quickly that the children were bound to find out sooner or later because like we just said, it's not easy to hide. So after a few days moving in, Carmen was in the kitchen washing dishes. When behind her, she heard Philip enter the room, and she said that he said to her quietly, Mom, we have to leave this house. There's something evil here. Oh. Surprised, she turned around to find that Philip actually looked very serious, and she was like, Leave. We just got here. But he insisted that they needed to go back to New York and get the fuck away from this house. He said, If we don't leave here, something bad is going to happen to us. Something really bad.
That's scary.
I would be like, All All right. Pack your shit up. Let's go.
I was like, You know what? Let's go.
But they don't really have anywhere to go back to, which is a predicament, if you will. But so she explained, she was like, Houses aren't evil. Nothing here can hurt us. But Philip was not persuaded. Years later, Carmen would I didn't believe in ghosts. I thought they were just a thing of imagination. But above all, Philip's biggest concern was sleeping in his new room in the basement, which I was like, I don't blame him on that one. I don't know if we should put the kid fighting cancer in the musty-dusty basement.
With embalming tools.
With embalming tools. And just like, it's colder down there and like musty. It's a new-I don't think you- It's a New England basement. That's the thing.
And it's a New England basement of a former our funeral home. I don't really think.
This doesn't seem like a great idea. Yeah. He didn't want to be there. Him and Michael were going to be sharing the room. But remember, Michael's away. Oh, yes. He was in- He's with his grandmother. Alabama with his grandmother, which meant that Philip was going to have to sleep downstairs alone. That's a no for me. And he was like, I'm not going to do that. He told Carmen he would sleep on the living room floor before he slept in that basement alone.
Oh, same. Which, retweet. Yeah, no.
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But she also was like, Okay, it's fairly common for kids to be unhappy after a move. And Philip also has a lot on his plate right now, like physical, emotional stress. Which is true. He's going through daily treatments and the cobalt treatments that he was getting daily had a range of side effects, from fatigue and hair loss to nausea and even cognitive impairments.
Okay, so they're thinking of it like this potentially could be that.
Yeah. Exactly. She chalked up his apprehension and anxiety just to his circumstances. She said, You know what? I just thought he would settle in eventually. But a few days later, when Al arrived for the weekend, he reassured her that she was probably right. It was just anxiety. Philip would forget about it in due time once he got more comfortable. But Philip did not forget about it, and he stayed true to his word, and he spent the first week sleeping on the couch in the living room. He would not set foot down there. I would have done that, too. His fears of the basement were just the beginning of what would eventually become what the family claimed was two years of psychological trauma and paranormal attacks. Just days after telling his mom that he felt the house was evil, Philip started hearing disembodied voices saying his name, but he couldn't figure out where they were. Like, he would hear them but couldn't pinpoint the origin. At the same time, he felt this growing sense that he was never alone in the house or even in his bedroom. It was like he was just being watched all the time.
I don't like that.
But whenever he would experience something he couldn't explain, he He fought the urge to run to his parents to tell them what had happened because, I mean, they didn't believe him. Yeah.
So why are you going to keep saying it?
And also he knew that they had moved to Connecticut to be closer to the hospital. So he felt like he was the reason why everybody's lives got upended. So he didn't want to...
He didn't want to cause further problems, what he saw as problems in his mind. Exactly.
Even though everybody was happy to move, they were like, It's okay.
But he's thinking he's like a burden. Yes, exactly.
So one morning, a few weeks after moving in, Philip walking from the kitchen to the living room when he said he heard a man's voice, strong and clear, say his name in a questioning tone like, Philip. So he turned slowly, looking around for whoever had called out to him, but there was nobody there. In the bathroom down the hall, he could hear the shower running, and he knew his mom was in there. He was like, Okay, maybe she's talking to herself. But that definitely sounded like a man's voice. And then he heard it again. And they said, Philip. He said the voice wasn't loud or gruff, but it was clear. And whoever it was, they sounded irritated. And continued, Come here, Philip. ' Now the voice sounded impatient, like whoever it was was expecting a response. So he took a few steps toward the bathroom, desperately wanting to call out for Carmen. But instead, he So he moved to the bathroom and he's wanting to call out for his mom. But then he walks back to the basement to be like, Is it coming from down there? ' Yeah. Then he walks toward the basement stairs and the door standing open.
And he said, The voice called out again saying, 'Philip, come down here.
' Oh.
He was like, 'Okay, it's coming from the basement. 'No, thank you. So he took a few more steps toward the basement stairs and the voice called out again, 'Philip, come down here. You got to see this. No.
Can you describe it to me? I don't want to see it.
I have a lot of plans today. Sorry.
Thank you so much.
And he said the tone when it was like, You got to see this, was almost like joking. It was like a light tone.
Like a friend would be like, Oh, my God, you got to see this.
Yeah. And then the voice said again, Come here, Philip. I want to show you something. Just fucking terrifying.
I don't like that at all.
I don't like it. He backed away from the basement, he said slowly, and the voice got quieter and quieter with each step until he was in the living room where he just turned on the TV and hoped that it would drown out the man in the basement calling for him.
I'm sorry. If I heard somebody say my name from the basement and tell me to come down and look at this- That many times. That many times, there's no way I'm pulling this age old chestnut of, well, I figured it would just stop, and I went I never understand that because I'm sorry if I'm here. There's certain things you see something out of the corner of your eye. You just move on. You think you're seeing a sleep paralysis demon and nothing's there. I can get that. You just go to sleep because you're like, That was my wacky mind. Right. Sorry. If I'm getting full-blown auditory hallucinations where I'm hearing somebody saying my name and telling me to come downstairs, and then I move closer and they continue to, I'm out of here.
I'm telling everyone.
I'm getting the whole family, and then I'm in the place of blaze. Pretty much.
We out. We out. We out. We out.
There's no way I'm turning on the TV and hoping that that man in the basement doesn't come up to show me the thing he wanted to show me.
Yeah, that's not my cup of tea, personally. That's wild. I don't know. So this time he did tell. He decided he was like, I'm going to tell my mom about that. That's a great idea. That was fucking weird. But she didn't take him seriously.
No, come on. You're kids saying there's a person in the basement. You got to do something.
I think she thought that it was a side effect of the treatment.
A hundred %, probably. But I'm just looking at this from a totally third party. A hundred %. In 2024. The 2024 lens. So he was like, no, you got to listen.
And he said it was a man's voice, but not a person. Oh, no. She would somehow understand what he was saying, but she was like, there's no one downstairs, Philip. What does that mean? She didn't even say, What does that mean? She was just like, There's no one downstairs. Stop.
Kids say wacky shit, too. It's like that's why it's so hard So you don't want to feed into every single thing like that because then you are going to cause issues.
Well, and she also didn't want him scaring the younger kids. She was like, All right, cut it out.
Yeah. Don't make them suddenly think they're hearing something.
And also she's got this anxiety that she's shoving to the side because she didn't love the idea that this place used to be a funeral home. So she's like, Fuck.
Please stop confirming. And she knows what's in that basement, what they saw in that basement. So she's probably like, Fuck.
Like, no, thanks.
But all the more reason to be Well, so she decided that she didn't want to be wholly dismissive, but wanted to soothe his anxiety.
So she confided in him. I don't know why she thought this. I'm sorry, Carmen. I don't know why she thought this was going to soothe his- Like quill his feelings. Yeah, thank you. I don't know why She thought this was going to make him feel better. But she told him about the house's history as a funeral home. She said that she didn't say anything before because she didn't want to scare the children. And also she was like, Please don't say anything to them. But she was like, Maybe you're just picking up on our anxieties about the history of the house, and that's why you're feeling so uneasy.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, I think she- I mean, you don't know what to do in that situation.
I understand.
It's a route. It's a route you can take.
It is. It's one of those paths that you can choose. Choose your own adventure. I don't know if that would have been the one I would have chosen, but- Yeah, I don't know.
But you know, desperate times go for desperate measures. But I haven't been in this situation. She's also probably sleep-deprived because she's been doing the most. Very true.
It's just like, I don't know. I think you just confirmed his fears more than anything.
She said that she hoped her honesty would reassure him there was nothing wrong with the house, but all it really did do was confirm his suspicions that this place was haunted as fuck.
He's like, Of course it is.
Now, in the weeks that followed, the other kids started reporting strange experiences in the house. Oh, no. Carmen's youngest daughter, Stephanie, told her mom that she had seen a woman standing in her bedroom with her arms open as if she was becketing her to come.
No. Like, no, thanks. No. And that would also make me really angry because I'd be like, who's this bitch?
Oh, I'd be like, get out of my kids room. Carmen actually figured that despite his promise, Philip had told the other kids about the funeral home past, and that's what caused Stephanie to think that she was seeing Ghost. But when she confronted him about it, like when Carmen went to Philip and was like, what the fuck? You're upsetting all the younger kids now. He was like, I didn't say anything to them. I swear I didn't.
He was like, Hey, I told you I wasn't going to. Yeah.
So she gave him a lecture about scaring the little kids. But she was like, I also couldn't help but feel that he was telling the truth. Like, I believed him when he said he didn't say anything. So they're just going through it. Alan Carmen hoped that Philip's fears and anxiety would subside once everything got settled in the house, once the move was officially, everything unpacked in. But things really only seemed to get worse. Philip continued hearing voices in the basement calling out to him, trying to lure him down the stairs. And a few times he thought that he'd seen something moving in the dark at the bottom of the basement stairs. But every time he brought it up to his parents, they dismissed his claims. Now, fortunately, he found an ally in his Stephanie, who quite a bit younger than him, even though she had seen things in the house and she believed what her brother was saying. She was like, I think that basement is also haunted as fuck.
It's like, I'm with you, dude.
Now, within just a few weeks after moving in, the tension in the house was felt by everybody. Al was finishing out the last days of his job, and Carmen just couldn't wait to have him home full-time to help with the kids because she was losing her fucking mind.
Especially when everyone's thinking they're hearing ghosts. Yeah, that's a lot. That's tough.
This family is dealing with the most. Philip, meanwhile, was now several months into cancer treatments, and it was starting to take a toll on him physically and, of course, emotionally. So the stress was just affecting the entire house, and Carmen just didn't know what to do. One afternoon, while the kids were playing outside, she was lost in her thoughts, just mindlessly mopping the floors. And she said she caught the scent of something metallic and unpleasant. And when she looked down, she saw that the water in the mop bucket had become a bright red color, and it started to stain the strands of the mop. So she snapped out of her thoughts and realized that whatever was in the bucket, she had smeared it all over the floor because she wasn't paying attention before. And then the smell made her pay attention. And when she looked down, everything was like, crimson-colored. Oh. Yeah. So not wanting the children to see the mess, she grabbed a roll of paper towels and cleaned up everything the best she could. And she was like, something must have been under the linoleum. It got into the water. I don't know.
Yeah. She was like, maybe it's a chemical reaction to something. But in the back of her mind, she couldn't help but think of what Philip had said about when they moved in. Now, by summer's end, she was starting to feel more optimistic about the move, luckily. Her son, Michael, had come home from Alabama, and he brought very positive energy to the house. Oh, he brought good vibes? He brought good vibes, yeah. Also, Philip's treatments were almost done, so they had a waiting period where things would settle a bit more. Now that his brother was home, Philip had agreed to start sleeping downstairs as long as he and Michael could share a room. Michael was Yeah, no problem.
I bring good vibes.
I bring good vibes. Let's hang. So a few nights after they settled into their shared basement bedroom, Philip told his brother about the history of the house and the basement in particular. And he expected his brother to react with horror, but he had a sibling like Elaina So Michael thought this entire thing was hella exciting.
See, Michael with the good vibe.
Michael with the good vibe. He was like, what? He was like, what?
He was like, this is interesting.
Now, his enthusiasm wained slightly when Philip told him about the other things.
Yeah, I would imagine.
The voices calling out from the dark.
Yeah, That would fuck me out.
The glimpses of things moving, seeing things out of the corner of his eye. He didn't love that. Now, that night, as they were getting ready for bed in their room, Michael went upstairs to brush his teeth, and Philip was left alone in the room. So he's trying not to panic. He gets in a bed and he says he puts his headphones on, hoping that the music would distract him until Michael got back. But out of the corner of his eye, he thought he saw something move. So he froze in bed not wanting to look up, but at the same time, he couldn't not look. So he He raised his head slowly and he looked toward the French doors that led into the other room. And he said, Then he saw a man's face, pale and young, peering back at him through the crack in the doors. Which if you picture that, that's fucking horrifying.
No. Yeah, that's true horror.
One thing about me is that I fucking love French doors. And that could even ruin French doors for me.
French doors, you're out of here.
Yeah, throw-up. But he said, The face was one he had never seen before. It was gaunt, sickly, and had dark black eyes. And he said the man's lips were moving like he was saying something, but Philip couldn't hear anything. He just saw that the man was talking but not saying anything.
Oh, why do I hate that more?
I do, too. Right? Okay, thank you. Like, what?
I hate the idea of a man's face just looking through my French doors at me in the middle of the night.
I hate the idea of a man's face. That's just hate it.
And even just if they're sitting there just looking at you, that's not up.
That's scary.
The mouth moving would be the end for me.
Because that almost makes you feel like they're whispering something.
Yeah, I don't want to hear what you have to say, sir. I don't like it. That's the thing. I don't want to hear what you have to say. I don't like it. It's probably some dumb ass anecdote that you're going to say that's going to fuck me up for the rest of my life.
I don't need it. It's also almost worse not knowing what he's saying because your mind fills in the blanks.
Oh, it's probably just a bad opinion.
A bad opinion, you think? I don't need your opinion. That's my opinion. You gross face in the door. Oh, gross. So Philip watched in horror as he saw them man start to slowly reach one hand out like he was going to open the door. Don't do that. And at that moment, Philip had finally gathered the courage to kick those sheets off the bed, and he took two stairs at a time off the basement steps.
Oh my God. I felt that in my legs. You know that crazy ass feeling in your legs when you're running up from the basement? Yes. You just have to shut the light off and you're running six stairs at a time. But you feel that- The burning.
Boobity got burning. And your back whenever I run away from something freaky. I feel like my back locks, you know what I mean?
And you just feel like there's electricity in your legs? Yes. So you're tingling up your...
I can feel it right now. My ears are prickly. That made my legs hurt. So he burst into the living room and he crashed to his knees when he was finally in the safety of the living room. But the commotion drew everybody to the living room.
As it should.
Of course. And everybody gathered around Philip as he was just breathlessly trying to explain what he had seen in the basement. Oh, my God. Now, Al rushed down the stairs, unsure of what he would find there.
Because he's probably like, Is there a person in the basement?
Yeah. So he rushes down into the basement to check everything out but finds nothing there. And when he came back up to the living room, he was fucking pissed.
Oh, I don't like that.
So he yelled. Hey. Yeah, he yelled at Philip, demanding that he stop telling childish ghost stories and start acting his age. Oh, don't do that. Which like, that's really fucking weird.
The kid is clearly upset.
Yeah.
From the sounds of it, at least.
Then they just sent everyone to Oh, come on. Parenting in the '80s.
Yeah, I was just going to say that's some '80s parenting right there.
I wrote my notes here. Not a parenting win.
No, definitely not. You got to talk through that shit. Yeah, that's the thing. You can't dismiss fears like that.
You got a gentle parent your way through that shit.
Parents in the '80s were so far away from gentle parenting. It's not even- That's where it at.
I'll give you something to cry about, originated that line.
I'll give you something to fear ghosts about. Yeah, they definitely wasn't going to have a talk through feelings at that moment. No, definitely not.
So the weeks passed. The voices and the apparitions became a common part of the boys' lives. Years later, Michael said, The first time I seen a ghost, it appeared with catlike eyes, glowing up on the ceiling, looking down on my bed. So even he's experiencing it.
You know my uncle used to tell me that I had cat eyes.
Really? Yeah. You do have cat-like eyes because they're orangey.
Because they're orangey. They turn orange sometimes. I could see that. Yeah. So maybe that was me.
You're weird. You're so weird.
Don't do that. You're You're weird.
That was such a asshole response. You're weird. You're weird. I didn't know what to say to that.
Yeah, I did. Honestly, I probably wouldn't either.
But the ghosts moved about the rooms in the basement. Sometimes Michael said they would study him and Philip from the corners of the room, just looking at them. And other times they would whisper to each other in hushed tones that sounded- That's so fucking rude. Yeah, they would whisper. And he said it sounded to them like the hiss of a lizard or a snake. Eew. No. I don't know. That was my best shot.
It sounded like when you touch the end, like a candle that's gone out, if you touch it with your finger.
That just sounds like boom-roasted. It does. You know. But Philip hoped having Michael home would make things better. But now his parents were just accusing him of filling Michael's head with these scary stories. Cool. Yeah. Everybody's being a dick to Philip. Yeah. But. Yeah. Oh. So despite... I was like, Oh, I see that. You know It's just, okay, I'll hang tight over here. Yeah, hang 10. But despite her near certainty that it was nothing more than just silly ghost stories, Carmen still couldn't shake the feeling that something about the stories that her boys were telling about these pale, menacing figures dressed in fucking suits was genuine. She said the stories just seemed too outrageous to be true, but also too detailed to have been made up on the spot. So she was like, I fucking hate this.
And you can tell when your kids are really scared. Yeah. You really can. You can tell.
That's the thing. I think she saw that in them, especially as a mama. Yeah. She saw that in them.
You can tell them it's real fear.
She was like, I don't want to believe any of this.
Yeah, and you might not believe that it's this ghost down there scaring your kids, but something is upsetting your child.
Yeah, she's worried about it. Finuement. Yeah. So the end of summer brought some welcome distractions as three of the four kids returned to school. That gave Carmen some alone time. Al finally moved into the house for good. He got transferred. But whatever relief the distractions brought was soon overshadowed by a series of undeniable experiences that would forever change the family.
Oh.
Al had only been home about a week or so when his first experience happened. He got woken up in the middle of the night from the sound of like, movement and hushed voices. He said to him it sounded like somebody was in the house but didn't want to be detected. So immediately he's like, what the fuck?
Yeah, I don't like that.
So he listened closely for a moment or two, and then he heard the faint sound of music playing in the distance. And he said, it sounded like 30s music from an old Victrola. Along with the music, I could hear three or four older men.
Okay, that's like, awesome.
Okay, so glad you had that reaction. So did I.
Yeah, you hear like an old Victrola, three old guys just chatting it up.
Let's fucking go, girls. I'm like, What are you guys talking about? Let's, let's do this. You want a beer? Yeah. Let's go. Throw that Victrola on. So he got out of bed. He followed the sounds, assuming that he would find one of the kids in the living room, like watching TV or something.
Listening to a victrola.
Listening to a victrola, yeah.
And talking like an old man.
Yeah, exactly. But when he got to the hallway, he discovered that the sounds seemed to be coming from the basement. At first, he thought that maybe it was Michael and Philip, but also it didn't sound like just two boys. It was loud. It sounded like a party. He was like, did they sneak friends into the basement? Did they find a Victrola? Yeah.
Kids in their Victrola parties, they're a problem. Parents of the world.
Dave wrote in the notes here. He goes, if they had, why would they be listening to such mournful, antiquated music.
That's what I don't care. I'm like, why? So they snuck a bunch of kids in just to listen to a Victrola.
Just to listen to, quote unquote, mournful, antiquated music. Dave's comments are my absolute favorite.
Dave for the win.
So we started down the stairs expecting to find this group of kids listening to antiquated music. But when he got about halfway down, he stopped because he realized that the basement was completely dark. And he could still hear hush tones of multiple voices talking, but he could also hear the slow, steady breathing of his kids like they were asleep. With Hello Fresh, you get farm fresh pre-portioned ingredients and seasonal recipes delivered right to you to a step. Skip those trips to the grocery store and count on Hello Fresh to make home cooking easy, fun, and affordable. That's why it's America's number one meal kit. You guys, make this fall the tastiest season yet with Farm Fresh produce and easy autumn-inspired recipes delivered right to you to a with Hello Fresh. You can whip up tasty restaurant-style meals in your own kitchen without the high price tag of takeout and in less time than it actually takes to get delivery. Hello Fresh's autumn meals did not come here to play, baby. I got the autumn risotto the other night. It's autumn risotto. It's got butternut squash, sage, and little papitas. It is so... My mouth is actually watering right now.
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Now, when he noticed that when he heard them sleeping, that was when the music stopped and the people stopped talking, like very abrupt. Oh, I don't like that.
Yeah. He slowly pushed open the French doors and stepped inside, and he said it was un naturally and inexplicably freezing in that room. But he was like, I don't know why it was so cold in there.
Because there was like a hundred ghosts in there having a big trolla party.
Having a big old party. The big trolla party. So he just went back to bed, didn't say anything to Carmen about what he experienced. Communication is not key here, I guess.
This is so '80s.
But a few hours later, he woke up again, and this time the bed was vibrating underneath him, shaking. So he just lay there, he said, staring at the ceiling and to ignore the fact that his fucking bed is vibrating.
Let's stop ignoring this stuff, guys.
Let's definitely. At some point, he said it got to be too much to ignore. So he got up and went into the living room to watch TV and just tried to put the night's events out of his head. Valid. I'm just like, I'm going to go watch the telly.
Yeah, I'm just, you know what?
Hey, my bed is vibrating. So if you need me, I'll be in the living room watching the television. What the what the light light would go. What do you turn on?
That's what I was just wondering. I was going to say, I'll just go turn. I was like, What do you turn on?
What would you turn on? My immediate thought was The Simple Life.
Gilmore Girls. Boom. Yeah. Comfort.
That would be it. Our different forms of comfort. So later, once they were out of the house and living elsewhere, Alan Carmen would talk of their experiences. They started suddenly out of nowhere. But the truth was each of them was having their own experiences, but they just never shared them with each other.
Oh, damn.
So she had experienced the same thing, too. Both of them also saw things move out of the corner of their eye. They heard sounds, they heard voices. And Carmen said more than once she had woken up to the bed vibrating underneath her, but she just never told her husband. Then there was also Philip's behavior. He had always been a really well-behaved, respectful kid. But after moving into the new apartment, they said his personality really started to change. He was more defiant, he was challenging, he was like, suelen, which you could chalk up to the fact that he's a young kid going through cancer. He's probably pretty fucking pissed off at life. That would be. But more disturbing was the fact that he actually had come to enjoy spending time in the basement. Oh. Which he was so scared, remember, of the basement, that he was sleeping in the living room. And then all of a sudden, they couldn't get him out of the basement. He loved being down there. No, I don't like that. So Carmen, she said she tried to ignore everything by focusing on volunteer work with the church. And Al turned to alcohol to quiet his mind.
But soon the horror in the house was unavoidably present. One night in the winter, Al woke up in the middle of the night by the shaking. At first, he thought it was just the vibrating of the bed, but soon he realized it was Carmen shaking him out of his sleep, like waking him up. And she yelled to him that their bed was vibrating. But for the first time since this happened, both of them could feel it at the same time. And in the weeks that followed, Carmen said that she would often hear a mocking laughter coming from behind her when she was at the sink doing dishes.
Oh, I don't like that.
And Al could hear the sounds of things moving around the house. And they said that there was always the faint sound of music coming from the basement. Even when Philip wasn't playing music down there, it was like old, weird fucking music.
Trolley party music.
Exactly. Holy shit. Now, in June of 1987, just about a year after the family moved into the house, Carmen got a call from her sister, Megan, in Alabama. Megan explained that she was going through a really bad time with her health. And on top of that, she and her husband were going through a really messy divorce. And she was hoping that Al and Carmen would be willing to take her two daughters daughters, 12-year-old Mary and 17-year-old Kelly, just until she was able to get back on her feet. Carmen talked it over with Al that afternoon, and they agreed that if Megan needed help, they wanted to lend a hand.
That's nice of them. Yeah.
Now, Carmen knew that helping her sister was the right thing to do, but she also felt very apprehensive about bringing more people into an already super chaotic house at this point. The experiences that she and Al had been having but never talking about ever had continued. And Philip's behavior and general demeanor was just getting worse over the year. He was spending a lot of his time in his bedroom alone. And even more disturbing was the way that he talked about the ghosts. He had once been, we just said, terrified to be alone in the basement. And now they said he preferred the spirits of the dead to the company of his own family and had even started calling the spirits his friends.
Okay.
Which is like, I would hate that.
Yeah. We're going a dark place now. Yeah.
So by that fall, Carmen's nieces settled into the house. They didn't really... Once they got settled, they felt like they were part of the family. They weren't just guests. I just want to give a trigger warning here for sexual assault. Oh, yes. It gets very rough here. It's quick, but it's not awesome. So one night in the early fall, Mary and Kelly were asleep in their beds when Philip's, quote, unquote, friends told him that it was, quote, time to go visit sitting with his cousins. So he went up the stairs from the basement to the main floor as quietly as he could, trying not to wake anybody up. And he crept into the girls room where they were deep in sleep. And he stood over Kelly. He put a hand on her shoulder to see if it would wake her. And when she didn't wake up, he moved his hand down to her chest. So he groped her in her sleep.
What the fuck?
Later, he would claim that the men in the basement forced him to do what he did. According to him, the voices pointed out that Kelly was, quote, too big and could defend herself because she's the older girl.
This is so fucked up.
This is very dark and actually very hard to even talk about. But on the other side of the room, he said that the ghosts were telling him that there was someone much smaller who probably wouldn't resist him. So Philip turned away from Kelly and walked toward Mary's bed and did the same thing to her.
Oh, my God.
Now, two days later, Kelly told Carmen that she had actually walked in on Philip attempting to do the same thing to Mary again, and that she stopped him before he could get very far. So Kelly did put a stop to this. Now, Carmen was stunned. Like, Philip had changed. His personality had darkened quite a bit, but she never thought he was capable of something like this. These are his fucking cousins. And this is disgusting.
And I don't want to hear about fucking ghosts telling you to go molest your cousins. Exactly.
Get out of here. So I will say it sounds like Carmen did the right thing. She went and confronted him and was like, What the fuck? But he denied everything with a smirk on face. Oh, I hate that. So she was super frustrated and she didn't know what to do with him. So she called the police and reported the assault. Wow. Like on her own child.
I mean, that must have been the hardest thing for her to ever have to do. But it's the right thing to do. It's obviously the correct thing to do.
Because it's also her niece's. That's family no matter what.
What a horrible position. Those poor nieces.
I know. Especially going through everything that they're already going through. Yeah. So that afternoon, Philip was taken by police to the local precinct and questioned about the accusation of assault. He confessed after some questioning that he had been sneaking into their room at night and touching them regularly while they slept. Oh my God. He also, trigger warning, this is really horrible. He said he, quote, attempted successfully to have sex with his twelve-year-old cousin.
What the fuck? Yeah.
So he was taken from the police station immediately to a juvenile detention center. Bye, Philip. Bye. He was interviewed at length by a prison psychiatrist who who told Alan Carmen that in his opinion, Philip was experiencing symptoms of early onset schizophrenia. Oh, God. Yeah. The diagnosis obviously was devastating for his parents, but it also explained his behavior over the previous year. The ghosts, the voices, the depression, and now these assault.
Yeah, it's making more sense. It is.
So the doctor recommended that Philip be placed in a psychiatric unit for 60 days of observation, and then from there, they would develop a treatment plan. But until they could find a bed for him at the hospital, the psychiatrist recommended that he remain in the juvenile detention center because he didn't think it would be safe for the family to have Philip return home. That makes sense.
Obviously.
Yeah. So Philip's diagnosis, the assaults on their nieces, they were devastating for Carmen, Al, and the kids. But at the very least, Carmen hoped that with Philip out of the house for a while, things would finally go back to normal. She was wrong. In the days and weeks that followed, strange occurrences in the house continued. There was inexplicable noise noises, flashes of movement from the corners of the room. There was always that strange music playing in the middle of the night. Oh, I hate that. And having been traumatized by the assault, Mary no longer wanted to stay in the house, so Carmen had to make arrangements for her to stay with her other sister in Connecticut, that poor girl. And a few days after her sister moved out of the house, Kelly started having her own horrific experiences in the middle of the night. She had heard everybody else in the house talk about the ghosts, but she was like, Maybe I heard a few weird noises, but I never knew what to make of anything. I never saw anything. But then one night, as she was trying to fall asleep, she felt something touching her leg.
She said later, I couldn't see it, but it was freezing cold. So she said she threw back the sheets and she kicked out whatever was touching her, but it only crept closer and moved up her calf. So she didn't know what to do. So she grabbed her rosary that she kept next to her bed, and she started saying the Lord's Prayer over and over. But the cross in her hand suddenly bent, she said. Like somebody was trying to rip it from her hands violently. What the fuck? So she screamed for her aunt and uncle. And from their bed, Carmen heard her niece screaming for help in a way that by then was familiar from all the times that Philip and Michael had claimed to see ghosts. Carmen said, I grabbed my Bible from the night stand and I'm just saying to myself, I've got to find something to put all these ghost stories to rest. I've had it up to here with the ghost stories. So she entered Kelly's room and she doesn't see anything, but she listened as Kelly what she felt. And later Carmen said, I didn't believe her. I thought the older boys had gotten her excited about the stories in the funeral home.
But the scene repeated itself the next night, and Carmen approached it with the same skepticism as she had the night before. But on the third night, she just could not deny what was happening to Kelly. And trigger warning for sexual assault here, this is really awful. That evening when Kelly yelled for help, Carmen went into the room expecting to find nothing. But she said she found her niece struggling on the bed. And when she went closer, she saw a hand, or she felt a hand, sorry, push her back violently, and she caught a glimpse of what was attacking her niece. She said, I saw an arm, the knuckles and joints go up under her night shirt, up over her breast, and back through the wall. At that point, I realized something was going on.
What the fuck is going on here?
It only gets worse. What? So much worse.
Oh, my.
After that night, the attacks on the entire family escalated to the that one or more of the family members were being attacked or harassed daily. Holy shit. At first, Kelly seemed to be the main target, and she was assaulted several more times. My God. By this unseen entity. This asshole. This asshole of a ghost. She said, The covers would be pulling off the bed. There would be voices and lots of scratches. She said, It seemed as though with Philip out of the house, the ghost had shifted the attention to the other members of the family, and nobody was spared. Wow. One evening, after Carmen had fallen asleep in the in the bed next to her husband, the entity turned its attention toward Al. I have a quote here of his experience, and it's triggering, I would say. Oh, boy. So he told Sally Jessie Raphael, I felt a strange sensation coming over my body. It started at my feet and was climbing up through my body. Before I had a chance to reach over to tell Carmen to tell her something was wrong, I was frozen and couldn't move. Then I felt a stinging penetration in my anal area, and I was trying to scream, to cry out for Carmen to help me somehow, but I couldn't move.
After a while, I don't know how long, it had gone away and there was no more sensation. I woke Carmen up and I said, Carmen, I think I was just sodomized by this demon.
Yikes. I have no words. I have so many feelings. Do carry on.
Okay. So he said, When he tried to explain to Carmen what happened, And he struggled to find the right words. He said, and this is sad, he said it wasn't like a normal rape, not like a person to person type. He felt like this was like an entity.
This is horrific.
No, it really is. It reminds me of the-We covered it- The Smurl? The Smurl family, yes.
I thought of them, too.
So a few nights later, Carmen had her own experience with the entity in the middle of the night. She said, When it would take me, sexually assault me, it would laugh with such pleasure. It enjoyed what it was doing to me, and I just couldn't move. It was the most terrifying thing I've ever experienced. So this started with voices, seeing things out of the corner of their eyes, and then it turned to full-blown sexual assault, demon-style.
This is This is so much. This is not just a regular hunting. This isn't a run-of-the-mill haunt. It's not. This isn't one of those fun ones.
It's definitely not. No. So after more than two years at this point, the family knew that they couldn't just continue living like this, being attacked nightly. But they didn't really know what to do or how they should even proceed. Their first instinct was to call the police, but you can't. What are you going to say? What are you going to say? And they didn't think anybody would believe them. So instead, Carmen turned to their church for comfort and hoped that their priest, Father Wheatley, would have some idea about what to do. He did not. I'm shocked. He had one idea, but it didn't really He had one idea. He had like one idea.
He had a crumb of an idea that really came out, though.
A few days later, Father Wheatley came over. He was sitting in the living room and he listened as Carmen told him about what had been happening. And he was patient, he was supportive. But as Carmen suspected, he was skeptical, to say the least. He said, your entire family has been through a great deal. But then he rattled off a list of the traumas that they had experienced since Philip had been diagnosed with cancer and then everything else they had gone through. So he was essentially being like, you've gone through a lot, and I think it's manifesting this way. Yeah. But he still offered to bless the house, and he assured Carmen that he and the congregation would continue to be a source of support for them. But whatever relief Carmen felt after Father Wheatley blessed the house was very short-lived because apparently, hours after the priest left the house, she was violently assaulted in her bedroom. That experience only ended when Kelly burst into the bedroom and saved her. Wow. After all that happened in the house, nobody felt comfortable living there anymore. But Alan Carmen didn't have any money to move. They were stuck there.
That's usually the worst thing in these scenarios. I know. You're like, I wouldn't stay there. And then you're like, But where are you going to go?
Exactly. They hoped that the blessing would get rid of whatever was attacking them, but it actually only seemed to make whatever this was, this entity, angrier and more aggressive. So as she sat thinking about what they should do, she remembered a magazine that her friend had given her a week or so earlier. And in there was an article about this Connecticut husband and wife team. They were like, paranormal experts who specialized in demon cases.
I've never really heard of anybody like that.
No, me either.
No.
Carmen went into the living room. She found the magazine, and she flipped the pages until she came to this article about Ed and Lorraine Warren.
You said Ed and Lorraine? Yeah, it doesn't really... I'm interested to hear about these folks, these newcomers on the scene.
Good old Ed and Lorraine. The article said that the Warrens lived in Monroe, which was just less than an hour away. So Carmen called information and was able to get their number. Oh, boy. She called and Lorraine picked up on the first ring. She said, Hello?
She said, Hello, it's Lorraine.
It's me, Lorraine Lauren. Demon, demon. Demon, demon. Demon, demon. Demon, demon. Demon, demon. Demon, demon, exorcist at your service.
That's literally how she answered the phone. I know Me too.
Then Carmen immediately launched her story so fast and with so much intensity that Lorraine had to ask her to slow down several times. She was like, You need to take a breath. You got to start over. When Carmen finally got through the story, Lorraine told her to keep her rosary handy and to use it that evening if there were any attacks, but that she and her husband would be there at that house the very next morning. Hell, yeah, they are. Just as they promised, Ed and Lorraine Warren showed up at the house a little after 9:00 AM that very next morning. Ed and Lorraine. And they interviewed Alan Carmen in the living room. Carmen had worried about how she sounded on the phone the previous afternoon and couldn't help that the Warrens probably wouldn't believe her. But before she could say anything more, Ed said, We'd like you to know that if we sound as if we doubt what saying, that's not the case at all. We just have to be sure in every way we possibly can be that the things you tell us about have been brought on by supernatural forces. Okay. So his words were a relief to Alan Carmen.
They felt like somebody was finally going to help them. Somebody was finally listening. And in late July of 1988, Ed and Lorraine Warren started their investigation into this family's haunting.
Here we go.
It would ultimately last several months, and it actually involved the Warrens living in the house with the family for nine weeks.
That is so Ed and Lorraine coded. They just said, We stay in for dinner.
They just said- Nine weeks straight.
They said, Roomies?
Company? Roomies? I like the little finger gun you did.
Both of them did finger guns and said, Roomies?
And Ed said, I'm literally so random. I'm literally so random. We were watching a haunting. Moving in your house. Moving in your house. We were watching a haunting the other night with Mikey and Dave, and there was like another case. Mikey sorting. It was like another case. And this person got possessed at a table with Ed and shoved him back in his chair. But he's making this... The actor that plays him is making this face. He was like, oh. And Mikey goes, I'm literally so random. We were crying. We cry about it for this day. Now whenever I picture Ed Warren, it's all I think about.
Yeah. He's literally so random.
I'm literally so random. But according to random Ed Warren, whatever was in the house was demonic in nature, of course. He said, It's very old, very cunning, and absolutely, without a doubt, very, very evil.
Mean, you know? Yeah. Not nice.
Just overall, a bad time. Lorraine explained that demonic infestations, like the one that the family was experiencing, quote, always occur in a five-step progression. Encroachment, infestation, oppression, possession, and finally, death.
Oh.
She said that somebody, probably Philip, had either knowingly or unknowingly let the demon into the house. And ever since then, it had been working to drive the family apart and destroy them.
Damn. Real nice, whoever let the demon in.
I know. But Lorraine was quick to add that things weren't as dire as they seemed. She told Alan Carmen, We can fight it, but only with the help of God will we win.
Okay. Let's go.
I would think that God's really busy.
Yeah. I mean, he's got a lot to worry about.
So that's a little nerve-wracking. Yeah. But for more than two years, Carmen and Al had struggled to understand what was happening in their house, and now they were finally getting some answers. So they were happy. Yeah. In a 1988 interview, Carmen said, You always think, Am I going crazy? Did I imagine all this? But the Warrans gave them both perspective and reminded them that they weren't alone. And Carmen said, The big problem is whether or not so many people could be crazy. This isn't happening to one person. That's true. She was like, This happens all the time.
There you go.
You know?
I mean, there's a little thing called hysteria, but But there is that.
But we'll put that to the side. I'm just here to say that I believe in hauntings.
I do, too. I very much believe in ghosts.
Not sure about this one.
But just laying it all out.
Just making sure we look at it from all angles. It's a crazy story no matter what.
It's a nut bag story.
This is a nut bag story.
This is a bag of nuts.
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Oh, yeah. Who is Ed and Lorraine Warran's assistant? Not now, obviously. But who is that person?
There's multiple.
Yeah. That's what I'm like, who- Who is the person that helps them?
Who are you in your life?
Who goes for that job? I don't know. I'm not saying it's a bad person. I'm just saying, who are you? Yeah. If you were of Ed and Lorraine Warren's assistants, I just want to know. Hit us up.
What was it like? Tell me.
I don't know anything. I'm here. Yeah.
Well, they had all different kinds of people work for them. Even the episode we were watching the other night, the girl that got possessed was their assistant. Yeah. And she was clairvoyant.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
So they always had people with different gifts.
Who are sensitive to the- Yeah, like empaths.
The other side. This time, their assistants were John Zafis and Chris McKinnol, and they claimed to have experienced a variety of unpleasant and assaultive experiences in the house. That's scary. On the first night in the house, Zafis, excuse me, and McKinnol claimed to, quote, Have suffered burning sensations when they tried to corner their supernatural foe. Oh, I love that. And, yeah, I love Supernatural Foe.
We are Supernatural Foe. That's a great one.
That fucking slaps.
That's a banger of a band name.
Supernatural foe. Holy shit. Oh, yeah. Listen to their supernatural Supernatural Flow.
Oh, just being like, Hey, have you heard the new Supernatural Foe album?
What would it... I love. I love so much.
The first album would be called Ectoplasm.
Whoa. You should be a tour manager. I like this a lot. But that night when they were facing off their supernatural foe, not the band, the actual foe. Everybody in the house heard heavy footsteps, banging noises. They were flickering lights, a ton of shit. In one instance, Al had just fallen asleep, and he was awoken by a noise and a bright flashing light. And he said, From within the light emerged the dead decaying face of Jesus Christ that mocked him and told him there was nothing he could do to help. This is when we really need to start filming these because I just took the most judgmental sip of water.
I was just going to say, had you seen the sip of water?
I said, Clingety, Cling, Cling, raise eyebrows, sip. Because what a bitch move. Like, him just be like, nothing you can do about a loser. It was like the demon. It was the demon. That was not Jesus. No. It's not Christ-like. I just picture this like a decaying face of Christ just being like, nobody likes you.
Boo, you whore.
You're dumb. I wish the decaying face of Jesus looked at Alan and said, Boo, you whore. Boo, you whore. That's funny. I don't actually wish that. But moving forward.
There's some wily sentences being spoke during this. I think That's where I am.
There are some wily sentences indeed.
The sentences spoken during this are off the charts.
Imagine having to speak them in a storytelling voice. I love it. Well, as the warrants and their assistants continued their investigation, the demonic forces in the house were just growing stronger, bolder. At one point, they even tried to possess Carmen. Oh, fuck. It was at that point that Ed concluded the only way to confidently get rid of the entities in this house was to have a Catholic priest perform an exorcism Exorcism. Brought to you by Catholic priests performing exorcisms. Let's go. After the attack on Carmen, Ed made a few calls, allegedly, in order to get... Allegedly? Yeah, very allegedly. Oh, man. In order to get permission from the Catholic Archdiocese of Hartford.
Oh, shit got real.
According to Ed and Lorraine Warren, on September 6, 1988, two Roman Catholic priests and a deacon arrived at the house and performed the exorcism, which successfully drove the demons out of the home.
The vibes.
So anticlimactic. Oh, that was just it.
They just came and they were like, Well, we did it.
Yes.
Oh, all right. Thanks, priest.
Yeah. And deacon? It's unclear how it happened, but within a week or two, word of the exorcism reached the press, as it always does. Exorcisms are always going to reach the press.
You can't ever sweep an exorcism under the rug.
Yeah. What are the things you can count on in life? Death, taxes, and word of the exorcism reaching the press. There you go. Three things you can count on in life. Truth. So this family and the warrants were flooded with calls from reporters seeking a comment on the story. Ed told a reporter, An exorcism has been performed in the house, and it's been very successful. But someone going into that house and performing a seance or some type of ritual could bring it back. There's something in that house that is intangible. It's invisible. It has the power to inflict physical pain. It is something that is very evil.
Oh.
Yeah.
Sounds like a movie.
It sure does. In his initial statement to the press, Ed Warren insisted, The ritual was sanctioned by the Archdiocese of Hartford.
But... I smelled a butt.
I smelled the butt coming. When they were contacted for comment, a spokesperson for the diocese refuted those claims. Reverend John Gatsik, I believe it is, said, From what I can gather, there was an exorcism performed, and supposedly it was with the Archbishop's permission. But according to Gatsik, the diocese never received any formal request for an exorcism, and as far as he knew, none had been performed by any of his people.
I'm pretty sure that Ed and Lorraine have a couple of those under their belt where they say they contact the Archdiocese of Goop-Doo-Doo, and then they don't, and then something happens, and then the church is like, we didn't do that.
We didn't do that. That's happened in at least one of our other stories.
I feel like that's their thing. We all have our things.
Did we contact the Archdiocese or not? Yeah.
Like, Ash love's leopard print. Yeah. I love Ghost. I love Ghost. And Ed and Lorraine Warren love to not contact the Archdiocese of blah, blah, blah to get permission.
Yes, precisely. And this guy, this Reverend said, No permission has been given, nor is there any intention in the near future to have an exorcism performed. Because I'm pretty sure the church is like, I mean, at least the Catholic church, I don't know about all churches, but I'm pretty sure they're not interested in exorcisms anymore. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's...
I think it got them a bad rep at one point. But I definitely... I think it's bad press for them. I don't think they love an exorcism.
I don't think so either. But in late... I was going to say in late exorcism.
In the late exorcism.
In late September, rather, just a week after the exorcism of the home, The family moved out of the house. Although the house was supposedly clear of any demonic activity after the exorcism, the trauma that they claimed to have endured while living there made it very difficult to stay. Carmen told a reporter, The memories and things that have happened will never feel comfortable in that house again. My children are frightened to the point where they don't want to go to the bathroom alone.
That's so sad. Which is sad. That's really sad.
They moved back to New York, and their experiences with the paranormal seem to come to an end, but interest in their story only grew in the years that followed the move. Between 1988 and 1992, several members of the family gave interviews to the press, and they appeared on popular national talk shows. There was Sally Jessie Raphael, Larry King Live, My personal favorite, The Mori Povitch Show. Oh, Mori. Do you remember when you would stay home from school and watch The Mori Povitch Show and change the channel when your mom would come in? Yes.
The best. Absolutely. Sally Jessie Raphael is a blast from the past.
She's the one with the glasses, right? Big red glasses. I I never watched her show because I think it was before my time. Yeah, I think so. But Mori Povitch, honey. Mori Povitch. Wasn't Mori the governor of somewhere at one point? Was he? I'm pretty sure he was the governor of somewhere.
He just looked at me like, I don't know. I mean, you could absolutely be right, but I don't remember that.
Governor. There's like, Maury, and then there's another guy. There's one guy that was the governor or something. Or the mayor?
Was he another talk show host?
Yes.
You're thinking about Jerry Springer? Was he a mayor somewhere? Yeah.
Jerry Springer. It is Jerry Springer. He served as one year for mayor.
There you go. Jerry Springer did?
Cincinnati. Jerry Springer, yeah. Wow.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, fun fact.
I wasn't allowed to watch Jerry Springer.
Oh, honey, I wasn't allowed to watch any of this, but I was watching it.
I was mad. I wasn't super crazy about Mori, but she wasn't forbidden. But Jerry Springer was forbidden in our house.
My friend, shout out to Taryn, once skipped school. And I think it was Jerry Springer. She went to go to see the Jerry Springer show, but her mom saw her in the audience and knew that she skipped school to go to the Jerry Springer show.
What an experience.
Love you, T. But so, yeah, they were doing all these talk show appearances. And according to Carmen, their appearance is in the press and on television. We're getting to the end here.
On the television.
She said they were motivated by a, quote, desire to help others with similar problems and discourage people from dabbling in the supernatural. That's entirely possible. But critics and skeptics of this story couldn't help but notice that the media attention culminated in a book about the haunting that was written by Ed Warren and horror author Ray Garten with the help of the family. And those critics may have had a good point because In A Dark Place, the True Story of A Haunting was released in 1992, and all the media attention that the story had received up to that point only helped her promote the book.
Look at that.
In a statement to the reporters, the owner of the house, Darryl Kern, our guy, dismissed the family's claims, and he said he had never received any complaints about the house, not even from that particular family. He said, They're just trying to make a buck on a book. As far as I'm concerned, it's a dead issue. Among the more vocal of the Sneticar's Critics were the tenants on the second floor, because remember, this was an apartment.
I did wonder.
Yeah. Yvonne and Jim Safford and Yvonne's brother Richard were their neighbors on the second floor. Yvonne told a reporter, I've been here for two years and I haven't seen or heard anything.
Wow. That'll tell you.
That's a little, you know. Yeah. In October of 1992, the Saffords actually appeared alongside the Sneticar's on Sally Jessie Raphael for an episode titled I Was Raped by a ghost. Early '90s talk shows went crazy. They went absolutely crazy. They went off. They went bonker. You could never get away with the shit they used to get away with now. Never. In the episode, the Sneticers talked about their experiences, focusing mostly on the sexual assault that they said happened, after which the Saffords were brought on stage to refute their claims. Jim Safford said, The most obvious thing for me is the inconsistencies in their story. I researched it with my wife, and a close relative of the Sneticers told me there was nothing to it, that they were making it up just for the money. Wow. And in fact, Yvonne claimed that the entire story was made up after the Sneticers started having really bad financial troubles. I wondered if that was part of it. Which is sad. Yvonne told Sally Jessie Raphael, They never had a problem until they got behind on the rent. Which that's mean. You don't need to air their dirty laundry.
Damn. Other neighbors soon joined the chorus of those who believed that the Sneticers were lying. A friend of Philip's, Jeff Poehler told Sally, Jessie, Raphael that Philip had a history of using hallucinogenic drugs. Oh. And that went a long way to explaining the change in his behavior.
Yes, absolutely.
He said, I personally don't think there was anything going on there. He was a storyteller. He always had to be center of attention. Similarly, the Sneticar's neighbor across the street, Katherine Altimis, kept a journal of all the disruptive events and claimed that many of the loud noises and other claims that the Sneticar's made could just be explained by traffic sounds and cars with loud mufflers. It was her opinion that they had planned this from the moment that they moved in. Even those who had been once supportive of the Sneticar's, like next door neighbor Joan Mirabelle, started to get suspicious after the story started to spread. She said, I don't believe they made the whole thing up, but every time I've seen Carmen on TV, the story became more and more involved, and it just got bigger.
Yeah, and that's when you know. Yeah.
Among the more suspicious claims of the story, at least as far as locals were concerned, was that they had no idea the house had been the former location of a funeral home. They thought that was malarkey. Yeah. According to Darryl Kern, who was the landlord, the Sneticers were told of the house's history before they rented. The funeral home had only shut down two years before they moved in. And at the time that Carmen went to look at the apartment, the old sign for the business was still standing in the front yard. Oh, come on. Could easily be seen from the road.
Okay. There you go. Yeah.
Now, while the criticism from Skeptical Neighbors was a prominent feature of the book's publicity, there were perhaps none more skeptical of the Sneticers than members of Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal or CSI Cop.
You know, that's their job.
That's actually their entire job.
For those who don't know.
Skepticism is their job. For those who don't know, they're a national group of scientists and industry expert, and it's their mission to promote critical thinking in America.
I mean, I love that.
Yeah. Beginning in the mid 1970s, CSI cop. I don't know if that's actually what they're called, but it's very fun.
It sounds hilarious, though.
They were very vocal critiques of Ed and Lorraine Warren. As they should be. They saw this particular case, the Snetaker case, as part of a pattern where the Warrens were just promoting their own agenda. Yeah. The Warrens had done something very similarly a decade earlier with the story of George and Kathy Lutz, the family who inspired the Amityville Horror.
We all know how that one went.
Which we will be covering this spooky season.
We will because that is attached to a very real and very tragic true crime story.
Very tragic. Csi cop member Joe Nickel wrote, already having helped promote the Amityville Horror and similar West Pits in Pennsylvania Nightmare, the Warrants continued their modus operandi of arriving at a, haunted house and transforming the case into a, demonic one.
Claiming that they contact the Archdiocese of a place and not doing it. Also their thing.
That's a pattern of behavior. Joe Nickel, don't fucking forget that.
Yeah, don't forget it. That's their thing. Yeah.
Joe was one of the many skeptics who spoke out publicly against the family, including appearing alongside them on Sally, Jessie, Raphael and the Mori Povitch Show. That's awesome. I love that everybody was just beefing on television.
Just beefing on daytime television.
Just like, let's go. Just beefing while everybody's at work. But like several other critics, he pointed out the many inconsistencies in the family's story, including the fact that contrary to how it had been presented in the press, the family did not actually move from the house voluntarily. Nickel wrote, Long before the Sally show, the Sneticar's landlady had served them with an eviction notice for failing to pay their rent, which is very sad. He also pointed to several other facts about the family that were not mentioned in the book or in their many television and media appearances, including the sexual assault allegations, Al's history of alcoholism, and a very long history of just dysfunction in general. Yeah, it sounds like it. He noted that perhaps most telling was that many years after its publication, Ed Warren's co-author on In A Dark Place, Ray Garten, he repudiated the book and the Warrens, which is not great.
I mean, yeah, I'm like, join the long, the long line of people. Yeah. Not a great thing for the story.
No, definitely not. He quoted the garden as, not the garden. He quoted garden as saying, The family involved, which was going through some serious problems like alcoholism and drug addiction, could not keep their story straight. And I became very frustrated. It's hard writing a non-fiction book when all the people involved are telling you different stories. Oh. Very sad. That is sad. It's sad all the way through, and then it gets like, realistically sad in the end. Oh, no. Yeah. In 1993, after the release of In A Dark Place, had made them very controversial stars, Alan Carmen moved their family to Tennessee to quiet down a little bit. Carmen's family lived out there. But despite the controversy surrounding the story and the large number of skeptics and critics, The book actually sold really well for the first couple of years. In the mid 2000s, members of the family appeared in a feature-length docudrama for the Discovery channel entitled A Haunting in Connecticut.
Oh, I remember that.
Yeah. The family, told their story. It was dramaticized with interviews and paid actors. Then in 2009, the story would surface again, this time as the source material for The Haunting in Connecticut, which is a mostly fictionalized version of what they say actually happened.
Artistic license.
Yes, yes. Since the release of The Haunting in Connecticut, members of the Snetaker family have tried to stay out of the spotlight. And in the decades that followed, Philip's cancer remained in remission, but in late 2011, his cancer returned, and he passed away on January ninth, 2012, at the age of 38. Oh, damn.
Yeah.
And that is the end of the Snetaker family Haunting, a. K. A. The Haunting in Connecticut. Wow. It's a wily story. That's a truly wily story. And any time it involves Ed and Lorraine, I say, Sign me up.
Because you know it's going to be.
Coo-coo-nuts bananas.
It's going to take you into another realm. Yeah. And aren't we all just looking for that? We're always looking for that. Ed and Lorraine are such fascinating creatures. They're such a fascinating case study. They are. On scammers that I think also believe some of the stuff that they peddle.
That's the thing, because I don't believe... I definitely believe that they were scamming people. Yeah. But I don't believe that... I think they believed some of their shit.
I think they believed some of their shit.
I don't believe they were 100 % scammers. Yeah.
I They really do believe that they at least believed some of it.
Yeah. And I think it got bigger than them. And they were just like, all right, let's roll with it.
And I think they just rolled with it and they saw what was working for them and they saw the dollar signs and they turned it into what it shouldn't have been. Yeah. But that's why I think they're fascinating people. I agree. Fascinating creatures that in Lorraine Le Bore. They really are. And also so random.
Literally so random.
With such a serious pattern of behavior. Truly. The Archdiocese of It All.
The Archdiocese of It All is just a great way to wrap up there.
It really is. It is. It's a great two truths and a lie for them. Yes. That one of their truths or lies can be like, I always call. We call the Archdiocese. Say, I call the Archdiocese, but I never do.
Or I always call the Archdiocese. And maybe that's the truth or maybe it's the lie.
Who knows? Who can tell it's Lorraine Ed Warren, you know?
Wily bitches. They're crazy. Well, we hope you keep listening.
And we hope you... Keep it weird.
But not so weird that you don't actually call the Archdiocese if you say you're going to call the Archdiocese, because if you call the Archdiocese and then you lie about it, they'll get mad.
Yeah, just do it if you say you're going to do it.
I just like to say Archdiocese. Call them. Hello? It's us, the Archdiocese.
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