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Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

MBMBaM Presents: The New Appalachian Workshop ft. the McElroy Brothers (but not Griffin)

My Brother, My Brother And Me

  • 810 views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 48:47

With Griffin away on paternity leave, Travis and Justin saw the perfect opportunity to share one of their old projects that never saw the light of day . . . until now. Enjoy the raw audio of their abandoned TV pilot for a show where all your woodworking questions are answered.Suggested talking points: Miracle Steps, Grain is the Muscle, Saw Safety, Which Wood Would You Work With if You Could Woodwork WoodSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/Music in this episode is "Vivacity" by Kevin MacLeod. https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4593-vivacity

MBMBaM 554: Tub Pumpkin

My Brother, My Brother And Me

  • 1.2K views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 57:15

We’re here to answer all your most pressing questions about Krispy Kreme’s clever secret coffee ingredient and sexy typefaces. We also get into the wet: dolphins, and the dry: accidental arson.Suggested talking points: Stucco Rules, Suck it Drywall, Spokesman Shaq, Fire Stop Weekly, Ed Sheeran Ketchup, Pumpkin Mistake Surcharge.Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hateSupport the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

MBMBaM 553: The Planet’s Dying, Pringles

My Brother, My Brother And Me

  • 1.1K views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 55:26

We’ll admit it: Of all the organizations to crack open Pandora’s Box to unleash the secrets of immortality, we did not expect Pringles to make the shortlist. But life has a funny way of working sometimes! Life also has a funny way of prolonging itself infinitely on the surface of a curved potato crisp. Suggested talking points: Spring Cleaning, Baby Catching, Super Duper Bowl, PZZLR, A Master Chief Burger with Cortana Sauce, Getting Rid of Time, Forgotten Secrets Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

MBMBaM 553: The Planet’s Dying, Pringle

My Brother, My Brother And Me

  • 1K views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 55:26

We’ll admit it: Of all the organizations to crack open Pandora’s Box to unleash the secrets of immortality, we did not expect Pringles to make the shortlist. But life has a funny way of working sometimes! Life also has a funny way of prolonging itself infinitely on the surface of a curved potato crisp. Suggested talking points: Spring Cleaning, Baby Catching, Super Duper Bowl, PZZLR, A Master Chief Burger with Cortana Sauce, Getting Rid of Time, Forgotten Secrets Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

MBMBaM 552: Introducing Fredo Cooljazz

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  • 910 views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 01:07:58

The time has come for the greatest reveal the Earth has ever known. It’s time for you to hear the new MBMBaM Theme. Also, the rest of the episode is pretty good too. Like, top 200 at least. (Feat. Special Guestpert: Montaigne!)Talking Points: Loose Cannon Service Horse, Tighten Up the Algorithms, The DadLord, The Chicken War Continues, The Good Sheet, Montaigne Has (A Little) HairWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 551: Non-Euclidian Meat Cone

My Brother, My Brother And Me

  • 1.4K views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 58:35

We finally did it, folks! All the pop culture reboots from 20 years ago we never really wanted are finally coming into being! And we’ve erased the stigmas of sex-related injuries and of giving food to people who need it! Nice job. Suggested Talking Points: Disney Discretion, Banished Bugs, Forbidden Lombada, Break Room Bull, Frasier 2000, The French McElroy BrotherWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 550: The Spider-Man Truth

My Brother, My Brother And Me

  • 870 views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 58:53

This week, Justin passes judgement on Travis's intro privileges. More importantly though, Justin has a new tool that is finally going to make the show good!Suggested Talking Points: The Dirty Side of the Shirt, What the Heck?!, Cougar Announcements, The Science Isn't In!Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 549: Bros Better, Bros Best, Ch. 153-169

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  • 710 views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 01:02:44

Because of storms and power outages we weren’t able to record last week, so it’s time to once again turn to the past for a Best Of episode. If you’re in the market for a crash course in Farm Wisdom, your time has come.Suggested talking points: Farm Wisdom, Sheryl Psy, Dad’s All That, Small Mysteries, Jawbreaker, Racehorse Witchcraft, Kissing Experiments, Stealing Sunsets, Plosives, Horse Emotions, Toilet Paper Wallet , High School 2, Larry's Fiesta Party on the House, Swords MythsWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 548: Jeans All The Way Down

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  • 820 views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 59:34

Description: Have you ever eaten a chili so good that it rips your family apart? Just kidding, it's only a song! We also go deep into exploring the mouth as well as butt advertising. It's a very troubling episode. Suggested Talking Points: Chili Songs, World's Best [BLANK], The Chicken Bud, Kick My Jeans Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

MBMBaM 547: Chili Wonka

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  • 950 views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 01:04:32

A decision for the ages arrives with little fanfare. A benign Yahoo Answer spawns a flashpoint that will divide and define a generation. The bath is now soup; this much is unavoidable. What you do with this revelation is entirely in your hands. Suggested talking points: McElbucks, A Light Dusting of Power Tool Talk, Dad’s Sad Jams, Watch the Arches, It’s Really a Kadoozie (feat. special guestpert Krystina Arielle), Soup Bath Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

MBMBaM 546: A Force Sandwich with Lightsaber Sauce

My Brother, My Brother And Me

  • 870 views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 01:00:30

We got secrets! Lots of kinds of secrets. Movie secrets. Food secrets! Outer space secrets. You’re invited to listen in as we divulge these secrets, provided you tell NOBODY about what you learn today. Suggested talking points: Crash Bandicoot Market, Arby’s Walk-in, Matt Damon’s Dookie Potatoes, Jammers, Tuna Mysteries, Star Wars Improvisation Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 545: Blood is Thicker than the Bun

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  • 710 views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 01:00:38

Even for us, this episode contains a lot of fast food discussion. Who’s got the good salad? What’s the casualty count in the chicken sandwich wars? Most importantly: How does one turn an abandoned Taco Bell into a loving home? Suggested talking points: Professor Cabbage, Escape Room Conduit, Think Inside the Blood, Wendy’s Widow, The President of Boston, Clean Scrabble Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 544: Quantum Cheez-Its

My Brother, My Brother And Me

  • 720 views
  • about 3 years ago
  • 48:35

We realize it’s going to be a while before we’re all out and about, attending hip dinner parties with our fashionable pals. Still, it’s always good to refresh yourself on basic party etiquette, like how to provide a Cheez-It experience that won’t shatter the host’s perception of reality. Suggested talking points: Reggie Notes, Mystery Can, The Hiding Crop, Papa King, The Opposite of Bread Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 543: Charles Equality Cheese

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  • 950 views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 57:16

Oh my god what a week. But we're here to sooth your spirits by finding out what national pizza chains have been tweeting about, and also to figure out for ourselves what mood we're going for.Suggested talking points: Ted Cruz Christmas Carol, Viking Slumber, Cactus Bread, Rent-A-Child.To call your representatives and get stuff done: 5calls.orgWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 542: The Naming of 2021

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  • 730 views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 01:04:26

You were warned that this would be the contents of this episode, and we ALWAYS follow through on our threats. Join us as we choose a mantra and a direction for the new calendar year, and then at the last second throw that mantra and direction in the toilet in exchange for a new one that doesn’t make any sense in the slightest.    Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 541: Angels in the Ragnarok

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  • 760 views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 55:59

So long, stink year! While we’re not quite ready to provide a sagacious tagline for 2021, we’re more than ready to send off this one with a thorough look back. And also a look forward, and kind of to the side, and also downward. We’re looking all over in this one. Stay frosty. Suggested talking points: Big Moments in Entertainment, Love Actually Actually, Margen, Scoreless Basketball, Munch Montage, Aunt Rhonda’s Bean Bean Casserole.Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 540: Bubblestar Metallica

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  • 730 views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 56:57

It’s Candlenights, we think! We already did ONE Candlenights spectacular for you, but because y’all have been extra good this year, here’s another one! I mean, it’s maybe not “spectacular” as much as it is a regular episode without cussing, but still.Suggested talking points: Little Jumble, Dear Christmas, Salmon Blasters, Cooltown Texas, Haunted Slime Bag, Dikembe MutumbowlWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 539: Quantum Beef

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  • 730 views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 58:19

When is beef considered beef and also not beef? To answer that, it’s important you possess a cursory understanding of the many-worlds theory and quantum entanglement — things that we, three super smart guys, totally know about. Now, let’s BURY THAT MEAT.Suggested talking points: Bumbles Bounce, Caricature Staredown, Hot Horsey Sauce, Root Beer Revolution, Mr. Wizard’s Meat Secrets, Grinchburgers, Schittpocalypse Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 538: Shoegaze Mopeytones

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  • 730 views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 55:11

This week’s episode is chock-full of breaking news alerts, most of which send us spiraling hornily into homemade Home Improvement erotic fiction. I swear to God I’ve written this exact description for an episode before. What is wrong with us?Suggested talking points: Tim on Tim, Fog Machine Hacks, Time on the Clock, Fiction Family, KFC Slater, Psychic Doughnuts  Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 537: Bros Better, Bros Best, Ch. 134 - 152

My Brother, My Brother And Me

  • 1.6K views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 56:18

We weren’t able to record last week, so we dipped back into the Best Of well for the first time in a few years. Hop on in the Time Boat and join us as we travel back to a MUCH simpler time. Oh, you simple  2013 boys. If only you knew.Suggested talking points: Tim Curry Ice Cream Truck, Justin’s Cat Bathroom, Taken Babies, Machete Proverbs, Andre the Giant Seduction, Dan the Man with the Flan Plan, Mickey Roarke Memoriam Pranks, No Thank You My Bank, Kickstart My Horse, The Legend of Corn Cob Boy, Tim McGraw’s Krav McGraw, Terminator’s Cyble, The Devastator XXXL, Orb is Horse, Rattata FrittataWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter