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Goodbye. Hello and welcome. My favorite murder, the mini soad, it's Mini. There you go. Here's a little podcast.

Let me tell you a story. It's going to draw your eye away from current events and delve you into world into a world that's less scary. It's twenty, twenty five minutes of of not doom scrolling and then you're right back into it.

Do you want to go first this week to change it. Oh my goodness. Sure, I'd love to. Would you always loved you and you just offer it to me.

I don't give a shit ever. Great fucking thank God because it's been five years. No. My great great grandfather was a murderer.

Exclamation mark. OK, Karen, Georgia, Steven and all pets.

I'm 13 and my mom got me hooked on your podcast during quarantine. Mom, mom, mom, please.

We need to talk to you in the hallway. Yes, I am one of those young word arenas and all my friends think I'm super weird. Say, since I started listening, I've debated whether or not to send these stories. But but I decided I should. I was looking through old photo albums one day and came across a really old photo dating back to the 80s 90s. Oh, I thought she was going to fucking say twenty two thousand three slapped her through her earphones.

No, we're in the 80s, 90s right from this. Thirteen year old knows what they're talking about right from my dad's side of the family. When I asked him about who it was and how we related to the people, he casually replied that the woman was his great grandmother, Inez, and her husband Rafael. And that is a great name, isn't it?

And then yeah. Then this is Paco and his wife.

And they is that's from Pee wee's Big Adventure. Everyone has the basement in the basement in the Alamo. He then goes on to say that and as his father had killed her mother, I sat in shock for about a full second before demanding that he tell me the story. Oh, you little thirteen year old. Thirteen year old. Get it right. Let's write it. Actually, it's a really well written. You know, the story is that when Inez was about one years old, she was living in Scotland with her father and mother.

Her father was very jealous and possessive and wouldn't allow the mother to be gone from his side for long. Her mother had decided that she would take the baby to see her side of the family. And so she got on a carriage without telling her husband. The ride was a long one. And so when she was going to arrive home from her trip, it had been a full day. She arrived back home with Inez in her arms, and when she walked through the door, she was promptly shot.

Turns out that Inez's father thought her mother was having an affair and that she'd been out with him all day to punish her. He shot her with her one year old with one year old Inez in her arms. Oh, God. And as his mother died and the family of Inez's mother were very worried that the father would end up killing her, too. So they changed her last name. Then the family sent her out on the next ship to the Americas with a couple of servants escorting her.

Oh, she ended up in Mexico and her last name was changed again to start due to how long ago this occurred in the fact that her name was changed twice. My family has no information on what her actual last name was and what her father and mother's names were.

So she just fucking got sent away and they lost track of some powerful grandmother was like, no more this.

Yeah. And then and then think of how expensive probably that that that boat ride was. But yet she sent the servants along too. So it's like if you have servants in the eighteen hundreds you probably own that boat right out of my way. That's what I say, is they bring baby Inez on board and then it says Baby Inez on board that sticker on the back of the boat.

We also have a we also have a great creepy neighbor story at our previous house. Our next door neighbor was an elderly single man. He was nice enough to us but didn't go out of the house often. My dad wanted to cut down some bushes that separate our houses and asked the neighbor one day if it was OK, if he was OK with us cutting them down. He said to my dad, I don't care. Those are old bushes and I like young Bush, if you know what I mean.

It says in all caps gag.

Anyway, thanks for keeping me entertained during quarantine. Stay sexy and don't get murders zero one zero zero zero you eat. And then they spelled it phonetically. Zeti Dash, Dieser Dash. And so Zyda when I think is the entire first name. Yeah. Wow. Yeah it's cool. Right. So see Darwin. But I'm not positive and I apologize for that.

That's the thing is there people will often spell some. Out to you phonetically, but they won't do it like a dictionary, correct, if you want to really give someone the phonetic spelling is something put the part that you're supposed to accent in all caps. Now, 01 one, I'm sorry to even mention a correction to you, because that was a beautifully written e-mail. Your thoughts to you. Great story. That's right. And also, you ended on some solid comedy and just good stuff.

Do you know what I love with that? With how to say it is sounds like what you know and sounds like like a like a, you know, at work what I do to win.

So I don't know. So never mind. That didn't work. But in general, your size is better as a rule if possible. Please. All right.

You could you zero in on your next e-mail that you send us and you're going to for the next we're going to flag your name and Gmail, at least until you're able to drive and then you won't care about us anymore. You'll be going on living your life. It's nice to spend quarantine with you. Zero one. Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening. And I'm sorry that you're 13. Yeah. So my niece my niece just turned 14 and today I had a real profound moment as I was doing the dishes thinking, oh my God, when I was 13, I it was like I just didn't want to exist now.

And everything was so terrible, terrible and confusing.

And you had so many more years stuck as a fucking kid.

You there were so many years ahead of you that like before you could get out of your town or your home or you also started to realize like this simplicity of like riding your bike, you know, plan rise up in the street, all that stuff that was fading. You're still a kid and used to like it, but you're not it's not cool anymore. Not supposed now. So you have to do this. And that's why when they said, oh, my friends think I'm weird, the best thing in the world that can happen to you at that age is to be the weird one.

You get used to it because when you're 19, the weird one rules. Trust me on this one. That's right. You can either have a Northlands the visionary, you can have a normal childhood or you can be funny. So congrats. Yeah, sure. They want to be cool at parties or do you want to be then. Yeah. Take the hit. Take the hit now while you can. Weird is good.

Pain is better but ok. Go.

Hello Emma. Oh this says I survived esq adventure. Hello MFM crew and assorted pets. I love your podcast and can't wait. Can't wait until live shows are a thing again. Well what was your noise. What did your noise mean. That was noncommittal. My boyfriend has already promised to get tickets. As soon as you're in Portland, Oregon again hopefully very. Someone said that we owe it to Georgia to go there. Our first stop on our next tour when it's ever allowed again after.

Do they say why? After the big win that they got for us in the house, it oh, to Georgia, the state you as a person. I was like, I thought you meant we they we owe it to you as a person to go to Portland, Oregon.

It's just like why what happened there.

I'm so used to it like the past couple of months, I'm so used to seeing my name used as a place that it doesn't occur to me anywhere. That's my name, what they mean. But I think for you it was like, why?

But, you know, that's now that I know what's happening. Agree. One thousand. Right? How about we just go to Atlanta and do like two weeks there? Great end of story. OK, ready enough pandering on to the story. I used to live in a small city in central Washington that's a major hub for drugs for the Pacific Northwest. When I lived in the area most of my life, so I didn't think anything of stopping for gas on my way home in a somewhat shady area.

At 11:00 p.m., I'm going to guess Eureka. No, that's California.

It is. Yeah, I'm tired.

We're tired today. But you know what? If you had to guess any city in the United States, what city would you get that?

Eureka, eureka.

While I'm pumping my gas and spacing out, thinking about my to do list for the next day, a guy walks up to me and asks for a ride. I never have trouble saying fuck politeness and told him no, love it.

He then pulled out a fucking six inch knife and said, You're going to give me a my God, huh? Now, I'm not trying to get stabbed tonight.

I had a toddler and an infant at home and I asked where were we going and got in the car. My thought was maybe if I comply, he'll either let me go or I'll find a way to get away. He directs me to a super seedy motel in the worst part of town, holding the knife to my side the whole time. Holy shit. At that point I was sure this was how I was going to die. I parked the car and he got out as he turned back to the car to grab his backpack and order me out of the car.

Three men came out of nowhere like avenging. Crackhead angels and jumped the kidnapper. I didn't hear much of what they said, but it sounded like the kidnapper owed the money. I saw my opportunity, tossed the dude's backpack out of my car and sped the fuck out of there. Oh, my goodness. The craziest part of the story to me is that I got like six blocks away and pulled into a parking lot to call nine one one. The Falcon nine one one operator tells me that's really not a good area to pick people up in.

I'm fucking sorry. Did I miss did you miss the part about the night I got home to my babies and then had a full on panic attack? Yeah. Thanks for reading. Stay sexy and don't stop for gas in the bad part of town in the middle of the night. Jodi. Jodi.

Well, I want to make it less harrowing. I'm so glad you made that out.

Well, alive and great job. Quick thinking. Can I make a suggestion for for everyone in the future? Toss that guy your keys and get and get the fuck out of here. Take just say take the car. Now, what if you had just gotten one of those Mercedes, a military like vehicles that cost two hundred thousand dollars and hopefully you have really good insurance, too.

Oh, true. That's right. Because you can replace a car.

Right. And there is more taking the keys and thrown them in the other direction. You could have run the other. He would have gone for the keys, not you.

But may I make a nonjudgmental counter to that suggestion which is now you're in the bad part of town with no car at eleven o'clock at night. You're right. And I when I pump gas, I leave my purse in the car. So you wouldn't have your phone either, right? Yes. So scratch I'll scratch any suggestions. Do what you gotta make and where this isn't. Listen, we're not advice professional advice givers, so we take no responsibility for your actions.

Also, this is an I survived story. It's not a desk. It's a straight up I my story and Jodi, you did it yourself. So we have nothing to say. We have no, we don't want to read it at nine one one operator to you if I'm being bossy and judgmental and.

Well, I like that. No, no, no, no. It's saying like, I don't know if you should go around picking people up. It's like I'm not. Are they allowed to be like you shouldn't have done that. I don't think I don't. We are. Maybe they were. We are podcasters. Yeah. And we're friends of Jodi. Yeah. OK, this one's called Ghosts and the Nashville bombing. Hey, MFM, I'm sure you've heard about the bombing that took place in downtown Nashville on Christmas morning.

Yes, it was another huge shock to our city. And and though thankfully no lives were lost, our most historic block of buildings was destroyed. When I first moved to Nashville seven years ago, I worked as a tour guide on Second Avenue and the same buildings that are now crumbling. I was a ghost tour guide, so I knew a lot of the history of that street and a whole lot about it. Spooky residents, doesn't it? Doesn't.

I was a ghost tour guide. I mean, that doesn't sound like she gives tours to ghosts or that she's a ghost. They give stores.

I was switcheroo. I had died at the time. I thought back now I thought I'd share a story from my tour days in honor of our city. One of the spookiest places we stopped at on the tours was a bar called Benchmark, temporarily closed, but planning to reopen as soon as they can. The upstairs area was once an apartment over a carriage building business where a married couple lived. I don't remember the exact dates, but I think early to mid eighteen hundreds.

One day the wife was discovered dead at the foot of the stairs leading up from the apartment to the bottom floor. Though police could never prove that the husband did it, many people assumed he had pushed her down the stairs. However, on one of my tours, I had a woman come up to me at the first stop and tell me she was a medium. Apparently, her extended family had thought the ghost tour would be fun for her and her husband and bought them tickets as a gift.

But she was clearly uncomfortable. Yeah, she would tell me what she saw after each stop, but I took it with a grain of salt. After all, there was no way I could prove if she was telling the truth. When we reached Benchmark, I told the story as usual, including the part where many of the bar's employees had seen the spirit of the husband standing at the top of the staircase. When I was finished, the medium lady came up to me again.

She informed me that the man had told her that he didn't push his wife and the reason he hung around at the top of the staircase was because he was still overcome with guilt that he hadn't been there when she fell. Oh, I was about to take that with a grain of salt as well. But then she paused and added also, that isn't where the staircase originally was. It was in the center of the building, not on the right side where it is today.

I was taken aback by that and ended up asking my bosses about it later. Turns out she was right and there was no way she could have known that without scouring old building records like my bosses had. After that, whenever I would tell the story of the man and his wife at Benchmark, I would always include the bit about the medium in that tour group. I wanted to make sure that everyone else gave his spirit the benefit of the doubt to this year, Nashville has survived a deadly tornado.

The loss of our tourism economy briefly being the covid capital of the world and now a bombing. But through everything, it's amazed me how the people of this city have come together again and again to pick to pick each other back up. We are Nashville strong and we'll get through this, too. Thank you so much for all you do with this podcast and this community providing a bright spot when we need it most. Stay sexy and respect your local bar ghost.

Rachel from Nashville.

Wow. You know, I love that's a tribute and the cool ghost story all in one. That last part kind of did make me well up a little bit because I do remember the Nashville tornado, which was just insanity, like out of nowhere state. I mean, that's that's kind of tornadoes for you. But, yeah, that's quite a series of disasters to happen. And, you know, it's true that the the the Christmas Day bombing kind of like came in and out of the news because there's been so much other insane shit happening.

We're just like, yeah, that just because no one died doesn't mean that wasn't a huge, huge, awful terrorist event that happened in Nashville. And it's good. I love that she wrote that. And to say that people are picking each other up. So we're going to Georgia, Portland, Nashville. I do love. Yeah, we've been there a couple of times. It's foolish that city, that that audience that we got to have at the Grand Old.

What a nightclub. What a night. What an audience. Yeah. Oh yeah. That was also making me think I kind of love that the because yeah. It's like, oh, the classic story is like the reason, you know, there's ghosts and it's because there was a murder scene and they're like haunting because whatever.

Yeah. But then yeah. But normally it would be because it would be the victim. Right. That would be the haunting. Right. So I was kind of like interesting that it would be the murderer and then it's like because it's not them. It's not. Yeah. He's there because he wants everyone to give him the credit that he didn't kill his wife. Yeah. Or take the credit away. Right. He's been given there's a new series on Netflix.

I was trying to find the actual title while you're wrapping that up.

And it is a it's basically about whether or not there's life after death. And it's really fascinating. It's really fascinating. And it starts with this woman telling a story, this spoiler, but it starts with this woman telling a story about kayaking down some river in like I think it was Costa Rica or somewhere. And they were out in the middle of nowhere in this beautiful area. And she they went around this curve and they were supposed to go to the right.

And somehow she got blocked and she had go to the left and she went over a waterfall in a kayak, got pinned ten feet underwater, was basically folded in half. And then she was dead for thirty minutes. No, I don't think you could do that. The only reason that her body was recovered is because one of the other people went down, saw her life jacket and went to get it, thinking her husband might want it as a remembrance of her.

And then he he brushed by her body floating in the water. They pulled her out. She was like purple and drowned. They try to resuscitate her. They start resuscitating her. She can hear people. She describes where she went. And it's awesome. Yeah, it's great to watch people do that. And but she can hear someone gangs going, stay with me, stay with me. They they they work on her. They put her on a kayak and then they carry her out of the jungle.

And there she she was like we were so far away from any city or any anything. They come up out of the jungle. There's an ambulance sitting there and she's like, the odds of it are just zero because it's like she didn't in any brain damage because not having any or not, she was to your brain, as they said she she was she herself is a spinal surgeon. She goes, you would have zero percent chance of not having brain damage for going for living at all.

But not having brain minutes is enough is is the bad. And she said for thirty minutes and came back OK. What's it called. It's called Surviving Death. Whoa. Surviving Death. And so it starts with people with near-death experiences. But then there's a couple, there's a couple episodes that deal with mediums and people who and it's just really beautiful because there's tons of people who have lost them like spirits and stuff. They go to mediums to to just ask how people are.

And then they get really good answers. And it's that kind of thing. It just makes you. I love it. I'm into it. I can deal with that more than. Yeah, I think it's pretty, it's pretty up and posit ok, ok, ok, you go. The title is a giveaway so we'll just start with sub CGY like the.

Yeah. It's like we're one person when my parents are on their third date, they went out to eat and went back to my dad's apartment at Illinois State University to meet some friends. They walked in the open front door and saw two men with masks on raiding their drawers and my dad's roommate on the couch not moving. The robbers were armed, so my parents did, as they were told, and joined my dad's other roommate sitting on the ground and they were tied up.

My mom said she remembers her hands were tied with a 70s beaded belt she could easily get out of, but she humored them. The robbers took what they wanted and finally left. And my parents rushed over to my dad's roommate on the couch. He then woke up from his. Now, he he had simply slept through the entire robbery. It sounds I mean, it sounds like something I would do for real.

Oh, my God.

He and my dad are still best friends. I don't think they ever caught the thieves, but my parents have a good story from it. And lucky for me, they stuck together. Thanks for keeping us sane this year. I appreciate the vulnerability it takes for you to open up like you do, stay sexy and sleep through your robbery's.

I don't think I would ever trust myself again if that I can handle like a scary situation, it'd be like you are.

You are worthless in a situation, but you're not worthless. You're simply asleep. It's not your fault. Right. You're a heavy sleeper. It's true.

It's more you every time you want to take a nap, you have to turn to somebody else or be like, can you watch my sticks for about 40 minutes because I'm going to leave the planet right now. It's so funny.

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Goodbye. OK, this one's called Hometown Scam Story, which we had just asked for, scam story is no love a scam. Yeah, and this one starts maybe the best way it just starts, brah. B, are you like when you're about you're not going to leave like y'all asked for scam stories in episode two fifty four. So here we go. A few years ago I was working for a sports bar and grill. A guy we'll call Tanner got promoted to the front of house manager only a few weeks after his promotion.

He was suddenly fired. It's a restaurant. So the secret story, of course, spread like wildfire.

So what happened? Tanner was closing up the restaurant one night when a phone call came in. He answered and immediately closed and locked the door to the office. He only opened the door to tell everyone else he was still there to go home as soon as they were done closing. Apparently, someone posing as a government agent convinced Tanner to take all of the money in the restaurant. Over five thousand dollars, go to the store clerk across the street, turn all of the money into gift cards and give the guy the card numbers.

This, of course, was a scam. It was a scam.

The FBI doesn't work through the Circle K or or gift cards.

Well, hold on. There's there's more there's a twisty tanner was fired immediately the next morning, of course, and then all caps. But wait. Oh, Tanner is now ex girlfriend. Told us the real story. Tanner had apparently gotten into some serious debt with coke dealers. He took all the money from the restaurant to pay his debts. Then he made up the bogus scam story to try to save his job. Oh, Tanner was not a bright person.

Cool. You would have made that amount of money in a month with your new salary. Working in food service was harrowing and definitely took a few years off my life, but at least it was always entertaining. Now I'm a few months away from graduating with my master's degree in education and becoming a certified high school math teacher. Give us give a teacher in your life some love. They all need it right now.

Then it says Stay sexy and don't do too much coke. Jimmy Jam, Jim Jam. And then it says they.

Then there's Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. I want to party with Jim. Jim, Jim, we miss you too much now. Don't think too much. Oh. So basically the Circle K gift card story was a scam in and of itself. I'm questioning our friend. It was actually and parents that had that scam going. Maybe they were fucking lying to him and they went to like Boca Raton with no, my first child had his savings.

I, I actually have a friend who just texted me, said the same thing happened, and that because she'd been listening to the show and we were talking about this, this element of most scams these days is they rush you. Yes. They make they they say you have to do right now. You have to do it right now. And this this happened to her and she literally did it and got all these iTunes gift cards like this crazy.

And she was like, it happened so fast. It's like I was just kind of amazing that one a person I actually knew like and not an old person who doesn't catch.

No. I mean, I'm not going to read you the headline once again. Hello, Gael's. And then there's a little smiley face but used with the brackets. So it's like a big square smile. And then it says, that's the way my momma has always said girls jokingly. If my mom did that to my little girl, I think it's from like a play or something.

Yeah. OK, so anyways, when I was 12 years old, I was having a sleepover at my friend's house. We grew up in a rural area about Appalachia, so sleepovers consisted and they did give me a phonetic. But do I need the phonetic? No, you fucking don't, Carolina. Now I hear that.

I just call you Carol. I did so tired of it.

It's been a long weekend. No, you didn't, Carol. Anybody care what the hell that's like. You're like, go girl. But it's Carol. You go Carol. You go Carol. OK, we grew up in rural Appalachia, so sleepovers consisted of roaming around outside, just like Petaluma, walking through open cow pastures. Yep. Splashing around in nearby creeks and literally just walking around outside Angelical.

That's my entire childhood.

My friends house was close to an old cemetery school. Sorry, my friends.

Jesus, what were they doing out there in Appalachia? My friend's house was close to an old elementary school, so that's more accurate. No, there's hardly any little skeletons in the school that was turned into a small community center. We would always hang out there because they had super old playground equipment and the. I was literally nothing else to do. We were hanging out by a Pepsi vending machine like a 1950s NYC street gang when this old rinky dink car drives by slowly, about two minutes later, he drives by again.

So he proceeded to do this two more times and then he stopped to my 12 year old self. He looked 60, but in reality, he was probably about 30 or 30, 40 to 34 years old. He had brown hair and a five o'clock shadow. He was wearing a brown jacket. He asked us to come over to his car because he had a question and we just stared at him and he started to take off his seatbelt. Well, I guess my SSD, GM kicked in because the first thing out of my mouth was, no, you pervert.

He could you could tell he was surprised by my reaction, but that made him more insistent. And he asked again, my friend yelled, I don't want to get tetanus from that post. You call a car like, what the fuck are you? Mouthy little kids are my best friends, followed by my I don't care if you're lost or whatever it is.

You're weird and weird looking and we're not helping them. OK, listen, I don't really want kids, but if I were guaranteed these little fucking mouthy kids. Hell, yeah, do it.

This is this is it. His face changed instantly. He got angry and then offended. He started putting his seat belt back on and my friend said, Bye, loser.

He sped away and we never saw him again. To this day, I like to imagine he cried as he drove, knowing your 12 year old girls just owned his ass. This event seemed minor to me as a young girl, but now as a 24 year old mom to a little girl, I realized that the event could have ended much differently. However, I'm glad my momma inadvertently taught me that when it comes to men, be a bitch first and apologize later.

Well, when you grow up in areas like ours, you tend to have a mouth on you shrugs.

The word shrugs and Asterix spreads.

Stay sexy and remember, the bullying is never OK unless it's to a potential abductor in a piece of shit car. Love, Charlie.

Oh wow.

I look weird and weird. Look right. And here's their right that something was wrong with him and here's why it's a child. The first thing that they yell at you is pervert. You don't continue to talk to them because they're scared of you. You know what I mean? Yeah.

You don't try to hold on a second now, gals like I think I'm a pervert. I better get out of scaring these children. I better get out of here. Not let me continue to try to talk to you know, I'm not I'm going to reason with you to also any time and we've talked about stuff like this, but that idea that a man sitting in a car, hey, come over here. Fuck you. We're we're doing our stand over here.

Like, what are you even doing?

Adults don't need to talk to children or ask them for directions or help in any way in twenty, twenty one. And that is the year, by the way, us adults shouldn't talk to children unless they're their own children or they have a note from the parent of the children that that child knows them. Yeah, it is bad is a bad idea for you to talk to a child at all. There's no reason to stay away.

I don't think if I can talk to you, I've spoken to children and they talk to me first like my neighbor kid is like when they started, like wants to know about what the cat my cats are doing, you know, I'll talk one time.

I think I've told you the story one time. You know that street I think it's Silver Lake Boulevard, but it's the one that goes up behind Hyperion where it's all residential.

That's Griffith Park. Griffith Park. So it's kind of a behind. But like if you were going to the lyric Hyperion, you would maybe park up there that street. Oh, yeah, that's Griffith Park. OK, so I'm driving down that street at night because I'm going to go to the lyric. I'm trying to find a parking spot and I look out of the corner of my eye and there is like a nine year old boy running up the sidewalk I got and I'm looking and I'm like, I don't like this at all.

So I roll down my window and I'm just kind of driving along and he run. He looks over at me as he's running and I go, Are you OK? And he goes, Oh yeah. And then I go, OK.

And then I just drive jogging.

I think it was like he went to the car and then he was walking back to his, like running back to his house instead of walking.

But it it was that kind of thing. One Johnson you seem like a young kid running alone at night.

None of that was OK jarring. It's like when you see a dog without a leash on, you're like, something's not right. There's no especially in L.A., I guess maybe only there's no reason for that to be OK. And then it's just some fucking persons dog. You put your fucking dog on a leash. What are you talking about, butcher? And also put your son right. That's why we can't run down to the mailbox.

I'm OK anyway. Naptime for me. We're dead with three dead. We can skip ads.

Oh, thank. Think we have to end the show. Let's not discuss it yet. Carol, Carol. And and and thanks, Benson. Thank you both. Look, Carol and Carol, it's. Carol and Carol signing off. We appreciate you. And don't. And we love you.

Don't get murdered. Go by. Carol, that was a good one. Elvis, do you want a cookie?

I.