I do find that. When I'm in the first world, the thing that perplexes me the most, you claim to have everything, but you're always complaining. You're never grateful about anything. It's always that's that that calm down. You have a fucking trade back. Relax, man. Take it easy. Like, I feel like if Jesus turned water into wine in these parts of the world, oh, you guys would stretch Jesus the fuck up like they'll be.

They'll be like, oh I prison going. Excuse me.

Hi Jesus. Hi. I was just wondering, do you have any white wine. Like I don't drink red. I don't drink red. Do you have any twenty four Sauvignon Blanc. All right. Sorry. Obviously Jesus would be upset. Why do you talk every day I make to you. You don't appreciate. You don't have choice in America. You do not have a choice. When I make wine. You didn't get the wine that I make for you.

You people are looking at me going, why is Jesus talking like that?

Well, I don't know, you know, but Jesus was born two thousand years ago in the Middle East. That's how Jesus would sound if Jesus came back. I don't know if they told you. I know they told you Jesus is white. And there were no white people two thousand years ago in the Middle East because they hadn't discovered oil yet.

Too soon, too soon, I say to. Catch Loyiso Gola in Comedians of the World on Netflix now.