
Thanksgiving Special With Fred Smoot In Studio, CFB, Week 13 Picks And Preview, Kirk Cousins And PFT/Hank Rivalry Continues
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- 27 Nov 2024
Mega episode for Thanksgiving week. We talk the Harbaugh Bowl and who can stop the Ravens(00:00:00-00:15:00). College Football talk after a crazy Saturday and we have our first completely unbiased Heisman discussion(00:15:00-00:35:55). We preview the Thanksgiving games(00:35:55-01:03:14) and do Hot Seat/Cool Throne(01:03:14-01:20:26). Fred Smoot joins us in studio to talk Smoot smack, playing in the league, Mississippi State and tons more(01:20:26-02:02:15).
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We then preview all the Sunday games for Week 13 and Hank and PFT’s rivalry continues with some new evidence being presented(02:02:15-02:48:35). We then finish with Kirk Cousins talking Falcons, his Achilles injury, Wicked, Bijan and tons more(02:48:35-03:23:41)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take
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On today's part of my take, we have an extra long Thanksgiving special for the people. We have Fred Smoot in studio. We have Kirk Cousins. We're going to talk college football. We're going to talk Monday night football. We're going to do a weekend preview. We're going to do a Thanksgiving preview. We will tell everyone exactly in the spot that they can stop the show if they unfortunately have to work on Friday, as is tradition.
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Hey football guy.
Yeah, Martin.
Yeah, Barn.
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Welcome to part in my take presented by DraftKings. Grab some TDs with DraftKings sportsbook. They're on sale from Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday. Download the DraftKings sportsbook app and use code TAKE to opt in. That's code TAKE only on DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Wednesday, November 27th and John Harbaugh unfortunately owns Jim Harbaugh 30 Jim Harbaugh saying before the game, I'd laid down my life for my brother, but I would not let him win a football game. I enjoyed the Harbaugh Bowl. The Ravens are very, very good Chargers. They Quentin Johnson decided to start dropping balls again at the worst possible time. But that was a Ravens like the Ravens dominated that second half and they are who we thought they are. They were a Super bowl contender.
I think the Ravens dominated the Second half. And also the last two minutes of the first half.
Yes.
Going forward. Going forward, on fourth down.
That was crazy.
That was a great call. And you know what, I'm going to say it. If it hadn't worked out, I would absolutely kill John Harbaugh.
Duh.
But it worked out. So he's a genius.
Yeah.
But if it didn't work, fire him.
I feel like that call on what were they on their own 20, 19.
2019.
Yeah. I feel like that call was the Harbaugh bowl getting the best of him, where he's like, normally I wouldn't do this, but against my brother, I gotta fuck. You got to, you gotta fucking do this.
This was their super bowl for sure. Their mom and dad were watching. It was their anniversary. They're watching with Tom Crean.
Yep.
That should have been the man in cast last night.
Absolutely.
It should have been Jack and Joanie and then Tom Green.
I, I, I walked away from that game not really changing my opinions on either team. Like Ravens are really good. The Chargers, they have to, I think the Chargers are, are good and they have to play perfect to beat a Ravens like team. I do wonder little, little thought I had when I was watching the game. Is there a chance Hank bet the Chargers to miss the playoffs?
Well, Hank cashed out of his charger super bowl bet.
Right.
Pretty much the same thing.
Do you think he.
I didn't.
You did not. I didn't. Are you sure?
I'm positive.
100%.
I've again draft King Sportsbook. They have a great feature, the barstool betting group. All my bets go in there. So it's trackable. There's, there's proof. There's a, you know, documented history. Yeah, no Chargers to make the playoffs.
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How's the hungry dog doing this year?
It's up to units, which is positive.
Yeah, right.
Like you want to be positive when you gamble.
Do you want to be positive about things?
So yeah, plus two units is good.
You don't have a positive mindset. Derek Henry continues to be a beast is the return of the running backs and the fact that Derrick Henry and Saquon Barkley are complete game changers in today's NFL.
And I do think that some of the reason why they got Derrick Henry was just because he's so fucking big that they will, they will not forget to put him in the game late on. They'll like keep him going, you know, he's a giant looming presence on the sidelines. So if John Harbaugh is starting, starting to think like, let's get cute with it like we did in the playoffs last year. Derek Henry, he's so big that you, you're like, oh, shit, yeah, we have that guy. Let's keep running him. And he just, he wears you to, he tenderizes you over the course of a game.
And it also just further proves what we already know.
But I would tackle him by his chain. Yeah, why don't more people do that? Just reach in, grab the chain. A kib tlaib. He would have fucking ripped his throat out.
They the when he gets outside and it's just one on one, it's, it's their. Saquon Barkley and Derrick Henry are the same, but they do it in a different way. Saquon Barkley, when he gets out in space one on one, you know he's going to make a guy miss. There's just nothing the guy can do. Derrick Henry, when he gets out in space one on one, the guy just can't tackle him. Especially if we're like, the NFL has gotten a little, the edge rushers have gotten a little lighter. Like the teams are playing, you know, too high safety in the, in defensive linebackers are a little bit there. It's not Ray Lewis anymore where it's like, you know, these guys in the upper £200, it's just Derek Henry can just bowl over people. And it, we're stupid, we have dumb opinions, but it just needs to be reminded that situation is so, so important in all the sports, but especially NFL. Because if Derrick Henry was still on the Titans and Saquon Barkley was still on the Giants, they'd be having okay years on bad teams and we wouldn't be talking about them. But when you put them on good teams with a ton of talent around them, that's hard to defend.
You get the best of both. Where it's like, yeah, running backs still do matter, especially when you have an elite one and they're the cherry on, on the top of a really good football team.
Yeah, maybe the Giants were right to not pay Saquon Barkley.
They were. I, I, they were wrong to pay Daniel Jones.
But I do think I know what you're saying. It's that like, a good running back on a good team is worth the investment. A good running back on a team, it'll just kind of make you like, a little bit less bad.
Like if the if the New York Giants had Saquon Barkley this year, and this is where I feel bad for Giants fans because it's basically a constant. The clip of Mara and Joe Shane like, you know, talking in the off season, that's just being hammered in their head and memes does the. He's trying to deflect from the jets where he just keeps posting like rushing yards for the Giants, rushing yards for Saquon Barkley, touchdowns for Saquon Barkley, touchdowns for the Giants, all those insult stats. If Saquon Barkley was on the Giants this year, would the Giants have maybe one more win?
Yeah, at least.
Like, they would still be a bad football team because they don't have everything else. They don't have a quarterback. So I, yeah, I think the running back position is like, if you already have the foundation in a good team and then you add an elite running back, then it's. Yeah, that's, that's where running back becomes very important and takes you to super bowl level.
It's definitely worth it. And there's, there are a few games where you can look back on and be like, one play really, really did kind of change the outcome of this game. And this one would be Quentin Johnson dropping that wide open pass and then.
Probably still would have lost. But that was, that was a 30 yard game.
It was a 30 yard gain at least. And it was huge in terms of what happened right afterwards. They give the ball away, they punt away, and then the, the Ravens go score touchdown. It feels at that point like it's out of reach. Now in that instance, if he catches that, I still, the Chargers have a pretty good chance to win that game or at least come back and make it very, very close down the stretch. Now I have a question for you about the way Justin Herbert handled that.
Yeah.
So he drops that. That's kind of been the knock against Quinn. He's had some bad times in the NFL. He's looked pretty good this year.
His hands don't always work.
They don't always work. It's okay. It happens. So when, when he drops that pass, Justin Herbert goes back and immediately throws two more passes to him in the fourth quarter and he drops both of those as well. Do you think that that was the right thing for Justin Herbert to do? To be like, I trust my guy, I'm going to try to build back his confidence? Or do you think it was very mean of Justin Herbert to keep throwing the ball to him? Or was it dumb of Justin Herbert to keep throwing the ball Is there.
An option C that the Chargers don't have elite wide receiver talent and you got to kind of just do what you get. Like, Joshua Palmer was getting these deep targets. Like, it reminds you that the Chargers.
Are the whole team out of lad.
Yeah. Glad McConkie is awesome. But the Chargers are, I feel like an elite wide receiver next year away from being a real, real threat. Because it is, like, when you throw it to Quentin Johnson in crunch time, he's had a nice season. He's kind of recaptured a little of what we thought he was going to be when he was drafted out of tcu. But it is a reminder that, oh, man, if they had a T. Higgins or, you know, one of these guys, you know, a DJ Moore or, I don't even know, like, you can list a bunch of guys where it's like, even a Jordan Addison, if they had someone.
What if they had Zay Flowers or Jordan Addison, Big Cat.
Yeah.
Hypothetically. Hypothetically, two receivers that were drafted right after Quentin Johnson.
Yeah, that would be nice.
Yeah. I think it's kind of funny that we're talking about the Chargers and we're like, they're. They're a good receiver away from being a really good team. Which goes to show you how much Harbaugh has completely flipped. What the charges were on its head.
Yeah.
Like, the knock against the charges in the past was always, like, kind of a soft team. Couldn't, like, run the football, couldn't stop the run. Their defense is very good.
Yeah. J.K. dobbins getting hurt was obviously big.
Yeah. That was.
You can't really rely on him to.
Be healthy, but he's changed the charges up so much.
Yeah.
That they're sometimes winning games that they would have easily lost in the past 10 seasons. And instead, we're talking about them like, they just need, like, a great wide receiver.
Yeah.
This is all they used.
Yeah. They used to have. And it's. It's. I mean, this is a rebuilding year for the Chargers and I. They're going to be a playoff team, and I still. I still would take, like, the Chargers can beat anyone. They. Again, they have to play a perfect game. They can't have the Quentin Johnson drop. I have a fun fact for you about the Ravens and their dominance. You ready for this? The Ravens, the only team to hold the Baltimore Ravens, under 20 points this season. Who is it?
Let's see. They lost to the Raiders, but I think that was a high scoring game.
Yeah, it was recently. Within the last three weeks. Oh, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Okay. Yeah. So the only team to hold them under 20 points. That's how good the Ravens offense has been. Before that, who's the only other team to hold them under 20 points?
The Steelers.
Week 18 of 2023 against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Before that, who was the only team to hold them under 20 points?
Steelers.
The Steelers. Week 5 of 2023, the Ravens. As long as they don't have to play, the Steelers will just dominate anyone on offense.
Yeah.
So the last three times they've been held under 20 points, it's been the Pittsburgh Steelers. That was from Alex Kazor. Kazora. Sorry for butchering your name, but yeah, that's what the Ravens offense is. It's. It's just elite. And I don't even think like Lamar. What? It wasn't like one of those nights. He had a couple moments, you're like, holy shit. But it wasn't a true. Lamar has taken over this game. He played good.
Yeah.
Not incredible. And they still scored 30 points.
He did have that sick touchdown run where he did the exact same thing he did in his high school highlight.
Yes.
We just stopped at the corner and let the guy go right by him.
Yeah. Did you.
So the charges right now? I've got them. What are they? 35 to 1 to win the Super Bowl.
Yeah. Well, you don't have them.
No, no. I'm looking at the odds right now.
Yeah. Yeah. Hop back in.
I think I might hop back in on the Chargers to win the Super bowl at 35 to 1.
Yeah.
What do you have, Matt?
I have 40 to 1 and 35 to 1. So hop back in. Be a friendship thing. Not you, Hank. You're not in the friend group. By the way, you mentioned that Lamar touchdown run. So Kevin Clark had an anecdote. He called the high school coach of Lamar Jackson.
Yeah.
His name is Don Hannah. And Lamar Jackson did that kind of play against him in high school, and Don Hannah said, like, he was questioning whether he should be a football coach. After Lamar Jackson did that, he said, there's something I'm not doing to put my kids in position to be successful. The feeling stayed with Hannah for a long time. Jackson had made him question his own coaching. Fast forward two years later, and he's watching Florida State and Louisville and he can't believe what he's doing against one of the top teams in college football. I feel a lot better. Fast forward another two years later, he's doing against the NFL and no one can tackle him. And he's like, oh, actually, I'm fine. I maybe should be an NFL coach.
Yeah.
So Lamar Jackson had a guy basically questioning his existence for like a five year span off of how great Lamar Jackson is.
There's a good lesson in that. Don't blame yourself so quickly for small mistakes that you make.
Yes.
Because maybe other people make those mistakes much more publicly than you.
Yes.
So I like the idea though that the Steelers have built a defense kind of specifically to beat the Ravens. And if you can, if you can beat the Ravens, then it'll make you pretty good against everybody else too.
Right?
Right. Yeah. You just need to find a way to play the Ravens. It's basically a Kirby smart Alabama situation. If one team to beat. If the Steelers ever have to play the Ravens in a Super Bowl, I'm taking the Steelers. Yeah.
I mean, you might not beat every team all the time, but if you can beat the Ravens consistently, then you will do. You'll be hitting probably like 60%, 70% against the rest of the NFL.
Yeah. Okay. Do we have anything else from week 12 before we get in? So. So the plan today is we're going to talk college football. We're going to do the Thanksgiving games with a pick and then we are going to have an interview with Fred Smoot and then we can. Everyone who wants to stop can stop. If you have to work on Friday, you can stop. Then we're going to do all the Sunday games and then we're going to finish with the interview. Great interview with Kirk Cousins.
Try to close your eyes and figure out who's Kirk Cousins and who's Fred Smoot.
Yeah.
Bet you can't.
Yeah, it's going to be tough.
Where's hot sequel thrown in Hot Sequel.
Thrones right before Fred Smoot. So it's basically the regular show and then we add on Friday show at the end with another interview for the people. Let's do a little college football. By the way, it's brought to you by our friends at Game time. Game time, the exclusive ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. Football season is here. We can't wait to get out to some games this fall with the help of game Time, the official ticketing partner, Barstool Sports. You know how much we love game time. Now with their brand new game time picks feature, they're making it even easier to get to a game. Game time picks filters out the fluff to show you only incredible deals on great seats so you don't have to waste time searching through thousands of tickets. I was looking at tickets.
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Ole miss 2 loss. Ole miss team losing to Florida. That game doesn't matter if it's a 14 playoff. Two loss. Alabama losing to Oklahoma, that game doesn't matter if it's a 14 playoff. We had Texas A and M losing late to Auburn. That game doesn't matter if it's 12 team or if it's a 14 playoff. So having these games means so much and I know you know you're like, well a two loss team or shouldn't even be in the conversation. Well they are now because a 12 team playoff. I loved it. I loved every second of it. It basically started the Saturday started where Indiana was the big loser because of how Ohio State treated them. And by the end of the night the big winners were Indiana and Tennessee because the SEC spent all the early slate watching Indiana lose and being like, told you so we're going to get six teams in and then they piss down their leg. And now the SEC is littered with three lost teams that maybe one of them gets in but may that might even be too.
Maybe not. Yeah, so. So if you're an Indiana fan, your Saturday went as follows. Never daunted game starts first quarter, never daunted second quarter. I'm starting to feel maybe a little bit daunted, but I won't publicly say that I'm daunted A touch of dauntless second half. You know what? I'm definitely daunted. And maybe it's okay to be daunted. Maybe, maybe we're not ready to be undaunted just yet. Then the SEC games start. We're fucking never daunted. We're never daunted. Now you get to point to the scoreboard for SEC teams and anyone that says to Indiana, well, maybe, you know, you shouldn't get your ass kicked by Ohio State and just point to the rest of your schedule being cupcakes. Well, guess what? Now the SEC and teams like Notre Dame, you can't make the schedule argument anymore because Indiana, if you just look at their losses and you look at their wins and their overall strength and schedule, you can't say that you should be in over Indiana anymore.
Yeah.
So it was crazy. And now I'm going to take. I'm. I've been a big like pro college football playoff guy since they announced it. I think that having a 12 and eventually 16 playoff is awesome. It's good. Every other sport has a tournament like this. I'm going to take, I'm going to do Devil's advocate for Tom Fresnel.
Okay.
Because this thought crept into my head on the drive in this morning. Is there an argument to be made that teams like powerhouse teams are losing more frequently because they don't have that same sense of urgency every single week? Like you have to be perfect or else you do not get into the 14 playoff?
No, I don't think that's the case. I think it's the parody of the nil and the transfer portal has made it so it's a lot more flattened out. And it's not like this year is. I mean this year has had chaos, but we still have a undefeated Oregon team, we still have a one loss Ohio State team, we still have a one lost Texas team and one like. So there still would be a 14 playoff that we just never paid attention to five through 12. And now we are. You know what I mean? Like the conversation on Saturday would have just been Ohio State, Penn State almost losing to Minnesota. By the way, shout out James Franklin. That fake punt was awesome. Like it would have, it would have just shifted our eyes to we're only watching those four teams play and not the rest of the teams that are still eligible for the playoffs.
Like if you're Georgia, you don't think that there's like a small, small bit that's like if, if you, if all these games are must wins, they come Out. They play just a tiny, tiny bit more focused or harder against Ole Miss.
No, I mean, I think they play. I think Ole Miss was just the better team.
They were the better team that day.
Yeah. Yeah. I think it was a thought.
It was a thought that I had. Now I'm still in favor of the playoffs.
Tom's point. I understand. Tom's point is that the, like Notre Dame losing to NIU in the past would have been a catastrophic loss that ended their season. You do lose a little of that. I agree with Tom there. But Notre Dame's playing good ball right now. Like, I know that Army. I had Notre Dame versus Army. I thought they were going to kill him. They killed him. Army was undefeated going to that game. I want to see Notre Dame and I don't know if Notre Dame can win the entire thing, but they could probably win a playoff game, maybe two. I do think there's been such a mess at all these. All these, like, conferences and we. I mean, the Big 12 has eight teams still. Still could get into the Big 12 championship game. I do strongly think that if your name's not Oregon, Ohio State or Georgia, you're not going to win the whole thing. But I'm happy about the 12 team playoff. So it's kind of like we're going to get to the same thing at the end. But it's going to be more fun during the season because you have these crazy results that like Alabama losing to Oklahoma.
Alabama already would have had just a disappointing. This season is over before Saturday night. Then having that, it's like, holy. How do you not make the 12 team playoff? You're Alabama.
Could you see Tennessee going on a little run? Tennessee also, possibly. I was a big winner throughout.
Yeah. Yeah.
This Saturday, like everything that had to happen in Tennessee and more happened.
Yeah. I said that the Indiana and Tennessee were the big winners. The. I could. I'm still a little nervous about Nico.
Yeah. But I've seen like flashes here and there from. He hasn't been good this season, don't get me wrong. But he's had a couple plays, a couple games where I'm like, oh, this guy's really good. And I. Anytime I see that out of a young player, I'm like, what if they just become that player?
Yeah. The other big winner, we should say is the acc because now SMU and Miami in a collision course too, which I'm not ruling out. More chaos happening this weekend. I think rivalry weekend throughout the record books, there could be more chaos. We don't even See, but SMU and Clem or SMU in Miami, both of them should get in now with a bunch of three loss SEC teams.
They should. Yeah.
And Texas A and M, by the way, is still alive if they win out. So if Texas A and M beats Texas, they'll be in the SEC championship game. And if they win the SEC championship game, they're automatically in.
So there's another big story that happened after Oklahoma beat Alabama. Brent Finnables, the under fire coach, I would say for Oklahoma, that's fair to call him. He spent a Saturday night at a Taco Bell in Norman. After beating Alabama, he and his daughters spent $94 at Taco Bell.
How many daughters?
I'm going to guess two.
Okay.
I'm going to guess two daughters.
That's a lightweight order.
That's 94 at Taco Bell between a football coach with two daughters. He might have had like $70 worth of orders.
Yeah.
So I don't know how that breaks down, but I do know that that's, that's kind of a big boy. It's a big boy order to do that with your daughters.
Yeah, Yeah. I mean, hey, he deserved it. They rushed the field twice.
Yeah, they rushed the field.
There was rushing the field everywhere. Hank already pointed out because he seems to only care about our teams losing pft that Nebraska rushed the team on rush the field on Wisconsin.
It's a big win for Nebraska.
Yeah, they deserve it.
They haven't. They haven't been to a bowl game.
In like a decade.
Yeah. Been a bad, bad football team.
Yeah, really bad. And shout out our good friend Dana because he turned around that offense.
Yeah, Good shout out to Dana. Also, news breaking this morning. Mack Brown has been fired.
Oh, I thought he was going to come back.
Mac Brown has been fired by the University of North Carolina.
He said he wanted to come back after he had tried to retire halfway through the season.
He quit. He quit after JMU beat them. I think it was 70 to 50.
Yeah.
And he quit for 24 hours. I don't even think it was 24 hours. I think it was like a five hour.
Remember he told his team, I don't think I can coach you anymore. And then on Sunday they talked to Mack Brown's assistant and he was like, he'll be at work. He'll be at work on Monday.
Yeah. Don't. He says this all the time. This is Mac. So do you think Mac does. You think he gets another job, he goes back to tv?
I would say he's probably done.
Probably going to tv.
Yes. I would say he's probably done. That's interesting, because now we'll see. I mean, if. If Kirby Smart wins the national title this year, we're going to have. There's. How many national title head coaches will be. Will there be like. There'll be. Just be Kirby Smart.
Just Kirby Smart.
No. Dabo.
Yep, Dabo.
Dabo. Because Jimbo's gone.
Yeah. Harbaugh's gone.
Harbaugh's gone. Ed O's obviously gone. Urban Meyer's gone.
Saban's gone.
Saban's gone. I don't know if we're forgetting someone. I'm sure we are. And fucking this up.
No, I don't know.
I think we're right. I think that's it. So just be. I mean, obviously Ryan Day or Dan Landing could. Could join the crew this year.
Yeah, I think that's it, right?
Yeah. It's crazy. Mack Brown was the. Was the best part of the trivia question of how many head coaches currently have a national title.
Yeah, that was the. Do you know Ball question about Mac.
Last thing I wanted to talk about with college football. Do you want to do a new segment?
A new segment?
It's called our unbiased take on the Heisman Trophy race.
Okay.
Okay.
It's hot. Why is it so hot in the studio?
All right, so quick, unbiased take on the Heisman Trophy race. I have a couple things I would like to say to Heisman voters that might be listening. Listen here to.
Put your laptop down.
Okay.
All right. Put my laptop down. I have some stats I have to read as well. I'll find them on my phone. So unbiased take on the Heisman Trophy race. The first thing I'd like to say is. So I believe the Heisman ballots go out on Monday and you can send them in as early as you want. Or you could wait for conference championship weekend to happen. We know how politics have worked in the last whatever decade actually going all the way back to 2000, fraught with, you know, maybe some voter fraud, some irregularities. What I would like to say to the Heisman voters is send in your ballot early. Make sure your ballot gets counted. You get that ballot on Monday or Tuesday, you fill it out, you send it right back. So I've read conference championship weekend can change your opinion. Yeah.
There's nothing to stop you from registering in multiple states either. You don't have to worry about signature verification if you're in California. I know sometimes it'll take the voters from California maybe two Months to process the vote. So you should get them in now just so you have a higher likelihood of them getting counted. If you look at it, I think it really comes down to two guys. Big Cat. I think it's, it's Genty from Boise.
Ashton Genti having a great year.
He's having a great year. Fantastic year. You know, they're saying that he, he's doing things that haven't been done for like 30 years or so.
Hold that thought real quick.
Uh huh. I'm holding the thought. I'm holding space for that thought right now.
Unbiased, Unbiased, Unbiased. Heisman Trophy talk. Can you say that last sentence again?
Yeah. Ashton Ginty is doing stuff that, you know, people are saying that it hasn't been done for 30 years or so.
Yeah. Melvin Gordon in 2014, I can't remember what team he played for. He had 2,587 yards, 7.5 yards per carry, which is the same as Ashton Gentee, 32 total touchdowns. Now Ashton Gentee right now has 2,000, a little over 2,000 yards and 28 total touchdowns. So he could get to those numbers. Melvin Gordon played in. I think it was the Big Ten.
Yeah. And didn't Melvin Gordon, he, he put up some of those stats against a very avanted Nebraska defense.
400 yards against Nebraska.
A really tough defense with great linebackers.
Another random guy. Cause we've never this before. Again, Ashton Gentee having a great year? No, no, like he's having a great year. Monty Ball, I don't know where he played 2011. He had just south of 2,000 yards, 39 total touchdowns.
And he was fat.
And he was fat. And he did that. I think, I think he was in the Big Ten as well. We also have just random guys. Kevin Smith, who played for UCF in 2007, he had 2500 rushing yards and 29 touchdowns. And Rashad Penny, who actually plays in the Mountain west in 2017 had 2,248 yards, 7.8 yards per carry, which is more than Ash and Gentee and 23 touchdowns. So it seems like we maybe have seen this before. Again, we're very unbiased here. This is our unbiased Heisman Trophy take. Yeah.
And you know, Barry Sanders did it a long time ago. All time great. Nothing to take away from Barry Sanders. He had some very, very impressive stats that are, I think currently, as they stand, better than Ashton Jinty's. So Ashton Jinty is doing stuff that has almost never been done before with the Exception of those, what, five people that you mentioned?
Well, actually, I want to give credit to Ash and Genti real quick because he has done something that's never been done before. As far as I know, he had nine total touchdowns against Utah State and Georgia Southern. I don't know if anyone else has done that. So a third of his touched or. Yeah, a third of his total touchdowns came against Utah State and Georgia Southern. So he has done something that no one's ever done. Yeah.
So. But overall, big picture zooming out. Very impressive season.
Incredible.
I'd say one of the best seasons for running back of all time in.
The last five years.
Five years, yes. Now, wait, Georgia Southern, they beat Ole Miss, right?
I don't think so.
They lost Ole Miss. Yeah, they had one big. Oh, yeah. James Madison beat James Madison. That's what it was. So you're right. Big Cat, pretty impressive season. Travis Hunter was the other name that came to mind.
Oh, who's he play for? I don't even know.
He plays for the Colorado Buffaloes. Ask me what position he plays.
Pft. What position does he play?
He plays two positions, Big Cat. What at?
Oh, is he kicker and punter?
At the highest of levels, he probably could. He could be like Sammy Ball. And he also plays a little bit of quarterback, too. They do a lot of direct snaps to him. So really kind of three positions.
Okay.
For the Colorado Buffaloes he plays wide receiver, cornerback, and yeah, occasionally he'll take some snaps as the quarterback in some running situations. Now he's doing things that nobody has ever done in the history of college football.
Not even in the last five, 10 years?
Not even in the last five to 10 years, no. And it's like every time he puts the ball, you put the ball in his hands, he scores a touchdown, which is pretty impressive. And he doesn't get bottled up in halves either. I've noticed that sometimes you can say about other players they might be bottled up for a little bit, but you give them enough reps, they're going to break one through.
Yeah.
You can't bottle up Travis Hunter.
Right.
You can't bottle him up.
Right.
The guy is. He's a beast. He is a ball hawk and he's dynamic with the ball in his hands. And he's probably going to be invited to be the to the awards for the top defensive back in the country and also the top wide receivers in the country. I believe that's. And is it the Jim Thorpe? Yeah, he'll probably be nominated for both of those awards.
I got a Question for you. Pft. So does he cornerback and wide receiver, does he play over 100 snaps a game?
Yeah. Even more than that, you could say, because you don't take into account the penalties. As our good friend Joel Joe Clatt. Oh, tell us. When you look at the total snaps that he plays, it's way over 100 snaps per game.
Yeah. So. All right, last question about this guy Travis Hunter, who I'm just learning about. So he plays both sides. He doesn't score touchdowns, does he?
All he does is score touchdowns.
Did he score a couple on Saturday?
He had a pair of touchdowns on Saturday.
Colorado. You said that he played for Colorado. Yeah, they lost to Kansas. So did Kansas throw for like a million yards or did they run for a million yards?
No, they ran the football.
Oh, they ran the football. So actually, actually he, he, he did his job and he. If you watch the game, which I didn't, but I'm just saying I might have watched the game. They just didn't throw at him because he's such a good corner.
They don't really throw at him, but even when they don't throw at him, he still manages to get interceptions.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Wow.
Any questions, Hank?
No. I feel like it seems like there's no media bias whatsoever. It's not a popularity contest. People are, I've seen people say that. It doesn't really make sense. Like this isn't a. Has nothing to do with his popularity or, you know, the sexiness of it. It's just strictly numbers.
Well, I mean, PFT just explained it like we're, it's one guy who we've literally never seen this happen before and then another guy who we see it happen every five to 10 years and then also maybe sometimes against better competition in the Big Ten. Melvin Gordon, Monty Ball. Again, I don't know who they play for. So. Yeah, I mean, this is a no brainer. If I had a Heisman vote, I think I'd go Travis Hunter. We, we did a bad job this year. We didn't really talk about the Heisman much. So I'm happy that we're kind of at the end of the regular season when again, you should send in your vote early, often right away. No, no, I don't count conference championship weekend.
No, don't wait. Don't wait to see what happens. Anything can happen.
So send in your vote early. And it sounds like it's kind of. It's Travis Hunter. If I had to vote right now, I think I'd vote Travis Hunter.
Whose line is it anyway? You guys said you haven't been locked in, but who's who? Whose line is anyway, Would you say for the Heisman Trophy right now?
I mean, it should be like, Travis Hunter minus, like, 5,000. If everything what PFT said is correct.
Right now, it's Travis Hunter minus 800. Ash GT is plus 600.
Well, that's kind of crazy, because it doesn't seem like, again, we're. It's something we've never seen before.
I mean, minus 800 is, like, basically a sure thing.
No, no, I wouldn't say it's a sure thing at all. Tell the truth. Tell the truth.
Look at me right now. Hold on.
Tell the truth, Hank. Did you bet on Ashton Ginty to win the Heisman?
No.
No, I did not.
Okay.
And if you follow me on the DraftKings sportsbook Barstool betting group, you would.
Know that at that point, I would almost respect it. If you bet on Travis Jensen, I'll be crazy.
I bet on Travis Hunter.
Unbiased. Unbiased. Heisman Trophy conversation is over. I put my sweatshirt back on. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? I'm just.
I'm. I'm just talking.
Piece of shit.
I'm doing a thing. I thought I was trying to speed from the hate. Okay, my bad.
Okay.
No, you just said it was a sure thing. What are you doing?
That's not what I said.
Travis Hunter has said nine receiving touchdowns, 74 receptions, 911 receiving yards. He's got two carries and a rushing touchdown. Okay, that's a pretty high percentage, isn't it?
Back to unbiased.
What is Ashton Ginty's carry to touchdown ratio? Is it better than two carries with a rushing touchdown?
Does he.
Does he score touchdowns 50% of the time he touches the ball?
No, definitely not.
Does he play defense?
He does not play defense.
Okay, so Travis, he also plays in.
The Mountain west, which I like. The Mountain West. Great. Mountain West.
Travis Hunter, 23 tackles, eight PBUs, three picks, and, oh, yeah, he has a forced fumble at the goal line that won his team a game.
Wow.
Wow. That's crazy.
That is crazy. Hank and I don't like you, Hank.
Lock it up. Come on, Hank.
I love you.
Fucking clean it up.
You too.
All right, unbiased Heisman talk is over. That was our college football talk. I'm happy for the listeners that we were able to finally talk about the Heisman Trophy, which we haven't done all year. So you think.
You think any voters out there just hate Dion so much that they'll take a vote out against him.
Well, those people should. Those people should hand in their vote. And don't. Don't vote if you're. If you. If you are that biased or unbiased.
Be a big J. Be a big J and admit your biases and be like, you know what? I am going to recuse myself from voting because there's a conflict of interest.
Yeah.
Because Dion wouldn't answer my question at a press conference.
Yeah. And vote early. Vote often. We can't say it enough. Make sure you get that in commerce. Championship games don't really matter. Okay, let's do our Thanksgiving preview, and then we'll do hot sequel Throne and get to Fred Smoot. It is brought to you by our friends at Amazon. Black Friday football is on. It's only on Prime Video. This Friday, the Las Vegas Raiders take on the Kansas City Chiefs. It's an old school rivalry for a new game day. Join Al Michaels, Kirk Herbstreet, and Kaylee Harton for this exciting matchup. Coverage begins at 1:30pm eastern with kickoff at 3pm not a prime member. Not a problem. Simply sign up for a 30 day free trial and you can cancel at any time. It's Black Friday football, the Raiders and the Chiefs. At 1:30pm Eastern, it's on Prime Video restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details. I. By the way, we did that whole thing and I don't know why. So Pug Max is in Philly. Pug is. I don't know what we have on the TV right now. We have like a. They're like a English, like artifact binders.
Why are we watching Pug?
What did you put on the tv?
I don't. I have Max up right now.
No, you do not. We are watching two British women look at like an old scroll.
This is a good furnishing example because it said pounds.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it was the teeth.
Yeah.
What a beautiful pair of earrings that we have here.
Oh, look at this.
Wedding present. But they actually came from my mom.
We put through her granny, so.
My great granny. Oh, how wonderful.
Oh, granny.
Absolutely stunning.
When is this? This is from when we colonized every country in the world. Our prince.
Our prince Harry has left for the United States. But now he's in a professional separation from. From his girlfriend.
Yeah, let's not talk about the kingdom for a girl.
A pedophile. Max, you're back. I don't know why we had that on.
Are you in a bathroom?
Max, can you hear Us?
No, I'm in the basement. My mic just got fucked up again.
Oh, no.
Are you pooping?
You're in a bathroom.
We should look like you're in a bathroom.
We should do an episode where we're all pooping.
Oh, that would be good. Part of my poop. Max, real quick, before we talk about Thanksgiving games, in the Black Friday game, did you. Were you able to hear our unbiased Heisman conversation?
Yeah.
Hanks a fucking asshole.
He always is.
What was that?
It was like, basically, PNCI were playing a perfect pick and roll. So was I. And Hank just showed up and just tripped.
No, you weren't.
I said it.
I said basically. You got.
Whatever he said basically.
You just tried to jinx it. You know, you've done that a million times.
I was doing. I was talking. I was talking.
He doesn't.
He doesn't. It's his life.
He doesn't know how to get out of it.
This is life I did love.
This is the Brooks.
This is.
There's sometimes when I troll sometimes.
I did love Barstool Paul being like, all he does is try to make the podcast better. And all you guys hate on him.
Yeah.
And, I mean, Hank did a phenomenal job on. On Monday's episode. I will say that.
Yeah.
Phenomenal.
Phenomenal podcasting by Henry.
Yeah. Instead. Instead of calling time out to hate like Mr. Kraft would like him to do, he literally calls timeout to hate so he has more time. I have Travis Hunter.
Like, I have Travis Hunter.
I actually think it'd be very funny if you had secretly had J this entire time.
Like, that's where it's like, you guys are coming down my throat. I'm in the same exact.
What are we doing?
We're coming down.
I don't think you did that on purpose, but I think your brain.
Yeah.
If I said it was a law, you don't know how different I said. So basically, that's opening up the idea to. To. To whatever. I was trying to play into their bit.
How was that playing along? I'm just curious.
It wasn't a bit, by the way.
Because I was doing the. Like, you guys. I was basically giving the sides of people who are against Travis Hunter, and I was giving you guys the opportunity to refute it by being like, oh, like, it's. It's a popularity contest. No. Like, oh, it must be a sure thing then. Like, no, there's a giving a reason for why it's not a sure thing, and you should vote early.
Hank, there's A great quote by Kurt Vonnegut. I think he says we are what we pretend to be, so we must be very careful about what we pretend to be. And I feel like you have pretended to be a troll so much that is actually running through your blood right now.
I think it's opposite. I think he does 50.
Your entire career is based off being a troll. This whole, like the T word gets thrown around.
How do you think I know that negative thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, let's talk Thursday and Friday games. We're going to do one pick each for Thursday or. Yeah, for Thursday and Friday and then we'll do two picks on Sunday. What is the updated standings? Do we have that?
I believe Max had two wins last weekend. So Max is now a half game back of me. So he's still in last and I'm one game back of you, Big cat. I think you might be one game back of.
We're a human centipede of losing picks.
Yeah, nobody is losers.
Me and Hank, 12 and 12.
Big Cat. 11, 13.
Pft.
10, 14. Max 9. 14 and 1. Okay, so let's talk the games. First up, Bears at Lions. Lions minus 10 over under 40. Eight and a half. I am on high alert of a very embarrassing Thanksgiving.
Yeah, this is a. It's bad timing to be playing against the Lions right now as the early game on Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
Because that's going to set the tone for your entire day.
It feels. Yeah, I know the Lions lost last year to the Packers. I don't. I don't feel good about the Bears chances in this game. Did you guys see Matt Eberfus? Who, by the way, I. They should fire him after we get embarrassed by the Lions because at this point, I know the Bears have never fired a coach in a hundred years history in midseason. At this point, you should honestly tell Caleb, like, hey, we fucked up with Shane Waldron and Matt Eberflusse. Our bad. We're firing them right now. It's your franchise. You're going to have a very big part of who we hire next because it's your franchise.
So you're saying fire Eber flu after Thanksgiving after.
Right after Thanksgiving. On Thanksgiving.
Leave him in Detroit.
Leave him in Detroit. He was asked about the challenge that he had of Jordan Addison where, you know, he might have gone out of bounds and they challenged the play. He says it always warrants a challenge when you have that big of a gain. Even if we don't have the best look at what we would have.
Yeah, it's not good.
Admitting that essentially, if there's an explosive play, even if you think that it everything was fine, just challenge it. Because you just want to challenge.
Rage challenge.
Yeah, yeah. It happens all the time. Coaches challenge a play because they don't like what happened, but they don't admit that.
They don't.
They want to admit. But he admits it.
Yeah.
Which is pretty crazy. There should be somebody on that staff that is in charge of watching the plays and telling them when to challenge. That's bad. It's a bad thing to think. It's a bad thing to do. And it's a pretty, pretty terrible thing to admit publicly.
Yes.
It's almost like he wants to be fired.
Do you think is David Montgomery going to play? I don't think it matters.
I don't know.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. The Lions are going to do whatever they want on offense because that's the biggest thing is the Bears defenses take falling off a cliff injury. Update Will lion play on Thanksgiving? This is Pug Pug on the computer. He sits out walk through practice. Yeah, the Lions are going to win this game. I don't know what to say. I just hope the kill plays well. Like the Lions are going to win this game. It's crazy that we are in a world where for the longest time the Thanksgiving early game was the Lions, like in the midst of a terrible season and you have the sad pilgrim guy taking a nap halfway through the game. Lions the best team in football and they get their. Their center stage on Thanksgiving. I wish it wasn't at my expense, but it is. And I understand the deal here.
I'm always curious about the pattern of Lions fans on Thanksgiving because you've had this game for a very long time. It was only yours. And I think Jerry Jones was like, I want to get in on some of that turkey action.
Give me that.
The Cowboys should have one too, but it's been the Lions tradition. What is the pattern? What do you go through? What does your day look like as a Lions fan? Do you have family over and you all go to the game together? Do you have like a lot of stuff pre made before you go to the game? Then you go home, you pop it in the oven. Do you, do you get a nap on Thanksgiving if you're a Lions fan?
I think if you go to this, are you saying guys, people who go to the game, People that go to the game? Yeah, I think if you're going to the game, the perfect way to do it is you go, you tailgate and you have everything ready for after the game and you do Thanksgiving dinner, like.
At the tailgate in the parking lot after the game.
That'd be fun.
Which has to hit so much harder if you have a good team.
Yeah. Or you could actually do it before. I mean, it's 12:30 local time. You could. You could do a. Thanksgiving. You know, do Thanksgiving dinner at like 11:30 and then left. I mean, that's. I think that's too early for regular people. But if you're going to a game, Thanksgiving dinner at 11:30, then leftovers when you get out of the game.
Yeah, you might be able to. Depending how cold it is, it might keep pretty well in the parking lot afterwards. But, yeah, it's gotta be a whole different animal for Lions fans having a good team to watch, a fun team to watch on Thanksgiving. Hopefully they. Yeah, you have a good one afterwards because eating a sad, somber Thanksgiving every single year, like, I bet people from Detroit have a completely different vibe of what Thanksgiving is like from the rest of the country because they had to deal with such shitty teams for so long that they'd be forced to watch in the morning.
Yeah.
And then Thanksgiving is probably pretty low down on their. Their list of national holidays compared to the rest of the country.
But now it's a celebration.
Now it's the best. Yeah.
Now it's a celebration. By the way, this is just a fun stat I came across since playing the Buccaneers. The Eagles and lions are combined 16 and O. So the Bucks are the third best team in the NFC. This is all I got from that set.
Yeah.
I mean, 16, 0. The last loss for the Eagles and the Lions is the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It's pretty crazy.
The Lions are. It's crazy. I think they're the best at everything. Yeah, I really do. I think that. I think that they're. They have maybe the best running attack in the nfc. I think they've got the best. Yeah. Max.
This is Max. He said the best at everything. Everything.
I mean, that's incorrect, but that's fine.
Well, they can't be the best at.
The best at having Saquon Barkley, but.
They'Re also not the best at running quarterbacks.
That's true.
Lamar and Josh Allen would be. I would take them over Jared Goff.
In terms of running, but I'm saying, like, as a team. Yeah, they might be the best at everything.
This is also, by the way, the biggest favorite the Lions have been since 1968. That's pretty crazy. So 1968 was the last time they were this big of a favorite on Thanksgiving, so. Yeah, they usually. It's usually a bad scene. Max, did you do you wanted to dispute that. What is the. What are the Eagles better at?
I mean, they're. They're comparable at every single position. Their defense. And the defense is better. The Eagles defense is unequivocally better.
Okay.
They are better at yards allowed per.
Game.
Which is a pretty important thing for a defense.
And they are better at. They are better at running the football.
Which is a pretty important thing for an offense.
So that's also true.
But yeah, no, the Lions are better at everything.
I'd like to walk back that take gracefully. The Lions are better than the Eagles at almost everything.
No, this is perfect though, because I love that everybody who doesn't everybody across the NFL has just anointed the lines. The winners of the nfs. They've anointed the lines as the winners of the Super Bowl.
I agree with you.
Even though when you just look, look at the stats, the Eagles are right there.
Yeah.
They're a different team than the first four games since. I mean, since Baldiani has come out.
It's.
They're the best team in football.
Yeah. The. I. Yeah, I think the Eagles are right there. I know Lions. Lions fans have also gotten to the point where they're. They've. They haven't embraced the fact that they're just like the favorites to win the super bowl. And like, they'll be mad if you pick against the Lions. It's like if you pick against the team, doesn't mean you think the team stinks. It's called a spread.
Right.
I'm one in one picking against the Lions in the last three weeks when I had the Texans and then last week I obviously had the Colts. The. Here's another stat that's going to suck for the Bears. Favorites of over 10 points are 9 and O against the spread on Thanksgiving since 2005 and 110 against the spread in the wild card era. So big favorites Thanksgiving, they just crush.
Yeah.
All right, next game. Gross. Jerry World Giants of cowboys. Cowboys minus four over under 37 and a half. I don't know. It's just gonna suck.
Is this true, Lock, or are we getting more Tommy?
I think it might still be Tommy. This is a. This is a perfect nap game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good timing. Good timing for the nap. I would like to see Drew Lock start in this game. I don't know if we're going to get him, but Jerry Jones came out this week. He did his. His hit on 105.3. And he said, I don't see why we wouldn't be thinking about keeping Mike McCarthy around, giving him an extension.
So they are thinking about it.
I also think there's a chance Jerry just might be with Mike McCarthy.
Yeah.
Just like he knows he's going to fire him, but he's trying to be nice guy Jerry in public.
Listen, he. Wait, what is that? Qb. What does that. Stop typing. Giants QB Drew Lock revealed final requests he made of Daniel Jones. What was that? Hold my hair.
Can I have your locker?
Yeah. They're going to shoot me. She like jokes. He wouldn't let Daniel Jones out of the building after hearing of his Release until the 4. Oh. He just. He said he was going to kidnap him. This game's going to stink.
One last thing he would do before the team. This is sad, the facility. If he leaves without doing a jersey swap. Oh, we're going to have a problem because I really want a Daniel Jones jersey.
Wow. I mean, you could go to probably Dick's and get one for $20.
I have a theory. I think Drew Locke, as you know, he's played backup quarterback a few times. I think he wants to have the jerseys of all the guys whose jobs he took, even momentarily.
Yeah. Yeah. Which I guess he technically hasn't.
So he needs to get Tom.
Oh, no. Yeah. No, he hasn't taken his job yet.
Has he been playing scout, team safety?
He might have.
He might have.
Yeah. I've taken his job there. I don't really know this game. I'm probably gonna end up betting the Cowboys and it's. Something weird is gonna happen because it's the NFL.
Does this not, though, feel like a great time to take the Giants?
Yeah. Well, it's just. The Cowboys won, the Giants got embarrassed.
Yeah.
Flip it.
Yeah. Also, I recall Tommy DeVito's season last year starting pretty poorly. Right.
Well, he.
And then. And then he had a couple games.
Where he came in, when he came in. Yeah, he had. I think there was that Raiders game that wasn't very good. And then he had the Monday night game against the packers, which is great. That was big. Yeah.
So Tommy. Tommy is capable of pulling it together. Do Italians do the seven fishes on Thanksgiving?
Yeah. I don't know if Tommy's capable. I think. I think he is what he is. We'll see. I would like to have an Italian Renaissance with. With Tommy. That would be nice. That'd be a lot of fun. All right.
How many crowd shots are we going to get of Sean Stellato.
Oh, I don't know if he'll be there.
Yo, you don't think so on Thanksgiving with all the cameras on him?
He's got to do the seven fishes.
You think Sean Salado is more of a low key guy?
He doesn't like seven fishes.
I think that's only Christmas, though.
Oh, yeah, that is Max.
What do you. What do Italians eat on Thanksgiving?
I was chomping at the bit to correct you on that. There's no seven fishes during Thanksgiving.
Lasagna Eve.
Lasagna. You guys eat lasagna?
Lasagna is an Italian Thanksgiving thing for sure.
Yeah. What do you eat for Thanksgiving?
I.
Everything.
I go traditional.
Oh, okay. Next game. Next game. Packers. Dolphins at Packers. The line right now on DraftKings is Packers minus three and a half over under 47. Tua in weather under 40 degrees, which I think is going to be like 20 degrees on Thursday night in Lambeau. He is 0 and 4 straight up 1 and 3 against the spread. Yeah, it doesn't. I'm very nervous about the Dolphins chances in a cold weather game.
I'm kind of in on two of them being a destroyer of narratives.
Well, here's the thing. The Dolphins are in a weird spot because they are five and six. They have the chance to make a run here down the stretch. They have been a good team when two has been playing and they've been obviously terrible team when he's been out. Why not have this be the game that you destroy? The cold weather narrative? I would like to see because we're taping this early. My big thing is like, is Mike McDaniel making too much of the cold? Because remember when he did the T shirts before the Buffalo game? And it's kind of one of those things where if you talk about it so much, that's all you're going to think about. He's probably watching Just let it be cold.
He's probably watching film on the weather. Yeah, he's probably got the boys in the meeting room tuned to weather.com and showing stuff on the. On the big screen about it. I don't know. This makes no sense to me. It makes no sense why I would right now start to believe that the Dolphins can win a cold weather game. But for whatever reason, the fact that Tua talked about it, I think I'm in. I think I'm in on the Dolphins winning a game. How cold?
It's going to be like 20 degrees in Green Bay on Thursday night.
I want to see what kind of haircut Tua comes out with. If he has a fresh haircut, he's not winning that.
He's got the frosted tips right now.
That's perfect for the cold. Yeah, but if he has like, if he hasn't worried about summer cut though, if he hasn't worried about getting a shape up, if he's got, you know, stray hairs, looking kind of shaggy, that's a. That's a quarterback that can win in the cold weather.
I'm not a hater, but if I were going to be a hater and I was trying to get some copium going and be desperate to try to tell myself the packers are not that good, I would maybe point out the fact that the Packers, I believe, have only beaten one team over.500.
Okay.
So I think it's just. The Houston Texans would be the only team. Are the cardinals exactly 500 right now? I think the cardinals are exactly 500.
Are you saying that the packers are fraudulent?
I'm just saying if I wanted to say, you know, hey, look at this. This is interesting. The Houston Texans are the only team they've beaten that are over 500. They've beaten the Colts, the Titans, the Rams without Cooper cup and Puka Nakua, the Cardinals, the Texans, the Jaguars, the Bears and the Niners without Brock Purdy.
Interesting.
Oh, I guess the Cardinals. So Cardinals and Texans. Cardinals are six and five. So Cardinals and Texans, two teams.
Did you just have.
If I had to just say that.
So the Dolphins record on Thanksgiving is what, 7 and 1, 2, 3. 5 and 2.
5 and 2.
Okay, that's. That's something.
I don't even remember the Dolphins playing on Thanksgiving. That doesn't even.
2011 was the last time.
Yeah, yeah. That doesn't even feel like a real thing.
And I think all these games were indoors. This is the first time the Dolphins have played outdoors on Thanksgiving. Huge, huge storyline. Destroyer of narratives, man.
He's like Khaleesi. Okay, last game Friday. Black Friday works. Pumped for this game, right, Hank?
Pumped, pumped.
Chiefs, Raiders. Chiefs minus 12 and a half over under 40. Two and a half a. No, Connell.
I think we're going back to aoc. We're just skipping over Desmond Ritter.
Yeah, I. The only take I really have on this game is. I think this is. I know the Chiefs big spreads have been, you know, they don't cover big spreads very often, especially on the road. So they're home here. And they also have struggled a little against the Raiders. I think this is a get right game for the Chiefs defense because they gave up 30 points to the Bills. They gave up 27 points to the Panthers. They've hit a little bit of a low. I think this is Spags being like, hey, guys, this is Aiden O'Connell. If I don't get three turnovers this game and, you know, and like five sacks, we got problems. So let's. Let's really do. Let's do what we should do and what we're. We're built to do and just smother them as a defense.
Do you think Antonio Pierce pays attention to the spread?
No.
You don't think so?
No, because remember, he kicks field goals in weird times. Yeah.
But some. Some of those weird times where he kicks field goals are very convenient for the spread.
I think he doesn't care about the spread. He just is addicted. Addicted to kicking field goals. And sometimes that helps.
Sometimes it accidentally.
Yeah, because he is addicted to kicking field goals. Yes. Yeah, that feels like the. Because. Why? Why? Because they covered last time.
No, they. They lost by 10. What was the spread of that game with the Broncos?
Oh, no, they. They did not cover that.
They did not cover that.
Broncos. Remind us.
But did they try to do something at the end of that game?
No, I'm thinking of the ch. The. The.
There's one.
The Chiefs game they played earlier this season, they were kicking a bunch of.
Fields, and I think it was the Rams, too. The Rams earlier this season. I want to say they. They were down maybe nine points late and kicked a field goal to get within six.
Yeah, he might.
He might pay attention to the spread.
Either way, this.
I'm paying attention to whether or not Antonio Pierce is paying attention to the spread.
I got my eyes on this game because this is what. This is my personal. The Chiefs better just smush the Raiders. Otherwise I'm. I'm not going to just go off the record. I'm going to go off how they're playing.
Yeah.
Does that make sense? Like, they. They have to. The conversation about the Chiefs being 10 and one. I think they're the 60. There's 64 teams that have started 10 and one in the NFL in like the Super bowl era. They're 63 out of 64 point margin.
Okay.
So I'm going to start really. If they win this game by six or three, I'm going to start leaning into that and being like, I don't believe this. 11 and 1. If they win this game by two scores or more, that's exactly what they should do. Smash the bad teams.
Yeah. I could also see this being the max Crosby game. Max likes to show up in very important games every now and again just to remind people that Max Crosby is like a great defensive player even though he's stuck on a shit team.
Yeah. I believe it was the Chiefs game that they kicked a field goal to cover the spread. Eight and a half. Yeah. Earlier this year. What were you gonna say?
I was looking at the. Yeah. So the Rams one as well.
Yeah, yeah.
Rams was a big one, so it was a seven point spread. I believe they were down nine.
Yeah.
And they kicked a very sad field goal at the end to get it within six.
Yeah. Yeah. What were you gonna say? The other thing?
Oh, I forget. I was just talking about Max Crosby. Like we have forgotten a little bit about. He's gotten lost in the sauce this year.
Yeah.
Because there's been really nothing to pay attention to, especially their defense as a whole has been bad. And I feel like he. He shows up occasionally on these standalone games where everyone's like, oh, yeah, remember the Condor?
Yeah. Absolute monster the this game. Oh, man, I just. I'm excited for it. That's all I really have. Wait, Hank.
I have a question for Hank. Yeah, Hank, does the NFL make sense?
Yeah. This is a big question.
No.
Oh, it doesn't.
Okay.
No, this. It would make absolutely no sense if the Raiders beat the Chiefs on Black Friday. Right?
No, but an inner inter division game.
Yeah.
I think this might be my the NFL doesn't make sense game because Pug.
Just pulled up the. Remember the first time they played this was the Mahomes. Kermit the Frog, he said it will be handled when it's handled.
But then they didn't.
Well, they cut, they beat him, but he didn't cover. Yeah, yeah. No, you're right. You don't get handle.
You don't get two Kermit the Frog games.
But he also said it will. It will be handled when it's handled. Maybe he meant when they come to Kansas City. Has actually say when it would be handled. He just said it will be handled when it's handled.
You think they delayed the handling of it?
Well, it's very genius of him because he can just wait till they beat the raiders by like 30 and be like, all right, you see that? That's exactly when it was going to get handled.
Handled.
Told you it's going to get handled.
I mean, last weekend playing down to their opponent, Panthers look good. Panthers offense look good.
Yeah. But that you're doing last weekend, this weekend, like Panthers was the NFL doesn't make any sense.
So Would you rather.
So you're chasing. You're chasing. The NFL doesn't make any sense. High.
Who do you trust more? Bryce Young or Bryce Young? AOC Bryson.
But.
Okay, the NFL doesn't make any sense.
But Bryce Young.
But the NFL doesn't make sense.
They were 11 point and the Panthers were in that game. I feel like that was the game. The NFL doesn't make any sense.
I've talked myself into the Raider. You can hear. You can hear me getting stupider and making.
Are you saying money lines? Because that's all that matters. NFL doesn't make sense because if the Chiefs win by 10, it's not like Raiders money line. Okay.
Wow.
Wow. This also will be our definitive. Is Shadour Sanders tweeting after a Raiders loss, or is he tweeting after going to church? Because this game's on a Friday, so we'll find out.
Well, he preemptively did it last week.
Yeah, so we'll find out. All right, let's do our picks. Then we'll do Hot Seat, Cool Throne, and get to Fred Smoot. Who's up first?
This shouldn't count.
It's no snake, but this actually counts more because there's less to choose from. I guess you want it to not count who's up first. It would be Pft. So I'm fine with it not counting. What do you want to do?
We count it every year, don't we?
No, no, I'm. He's saying it shouldn't. You should get to go first this time and.
No, I guess you're right.
You're right.
PF should just go first.
I mean, there's. He. There's only four games, so he. It is a benefit to go first here. Yeah.
Okay. I'm going to take the Lions.
Okay.
Until further notice.
How do you not take the race. Raiders after this? After that whole speech?
Because I'm taking the money line.
That's crazy. Lines minus 10. Take the Raiders plus 13 if you're gonna.
You're taking the money line, but you don't want to play. 13 points.
I'm diversifying. I'm diversifying my legal.
You have to take the Raiders. You just gave us the speech.
How can I not diversify my part? I'm going to bet the Raiders money line on my own. But, Hank, Hank, we're a national football podcast. I would.
National sports podcast.
National podcast. I would feel irresponsible giving out a pick like that to the listeners that tail us every weekend and live and die with our bets. And if you do that, you're an idiot, by the way, because we're awful at games.
But it's 13 points.
Wait, what do you mean you'd feel terrible?
I don't want to endorse that publicly and tell people like, hey, you just did.
Yeah, you did.
I'm not. I'm taking the lines until you're betting the money line.
But you're not. You don't feel confident giving them 13 points.
Correct.
But you feel confident them winning.
I don't feel confident them winning. I am going to do it because I want the rush of being right about something.
Okay. But that doesn't. You're. You're playing both sides.
Yes.
You want the. You want the rush of being right about something. You're not making your official pick. So then if the Chiefs kill him.
Yep.
You can be like, oh, I never said that.
No. Yeah.
Okay.
I don't. I don't want there to be any consequences to being wrong.
Okay.
How is. How is that a new phenomenon on this podcast?
You're doing a free bet?
I'm doing free bet.
Free roll on the Raiders audio. Free bet.
But I'm taking. I'm taking the Lions until further notice.
Yeah. All right. I'll take the over in bears. Lions over 48 and a half.
I will take the under in Dolphins. Packers under 47.
Good pick, Hank.
Thank you.
I'm taking the over in Giants Cowboys 37 and a half.
Although I did that last week. I was like, Tommy DeVito can't score. And the Bucks almost did it on their own.
Yeah. But. But it didn't hit Cooper Rush.
Yeah.
Can't score.
Yeah.
So you're right, Max.
But it was more of a. It was more of a sweat that I was expecting.
Max, I disagree with PFD. I will be taking the Chiefs minus 12 and a half.
Oh, okay.
I was actually going to take the Chiefs if it came back.
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Hank, my hot seat is me. Just unfortunate timing. Celtics are in town for the NBA cup game against the Chicago Bulls and it's this Friday, one of the only weeks we're out of town.
Damn. So you're gonna miss coach.
Gonna miss coach.
You're not gonna be with coach?
Not gonna. Not gonna see coach. He will be back in December.
Do you expect a text from coach? Just to let you know, hey, I'm in town.
No, no, he's probably busy. He's probably game planning. I don't think he's. He doesn't need recommendations. I'm sure he's just kind of like a hotel prep. Maybe go do some jiu jitsu.
Gonna leave something for him at the hotel maybe.
Yeah. I gotta find out where they're staying. But yeah, NBA Cup. It means more sad I don't get to see the. The court in person. Just unfortunate scheduling. I would like to talk to the schedule makers next year.
Yeah. Make sure they get that.
How are we doing with our bets on the NBA Cup?
Good question. I think you and I are both 5 and 1.
Oh wow.
So we'll put out our. If you're listening to this reminder, every Tuesday we put out all of our bets in on all of our socials. Pft and I think are five and one. This is. We're playing for a free bet. $10,000 free bet. I think pretty cool. So NBA Cup. I love, I love the NBA cup and I am actually a believer in the, in the, in the courts.
I like them.
I do too.
Have you seen the red ones?
Yeah, I know different.
You can't really see. I just like something different because otherwise the NBA cup was stupid in my mind. I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm totally a sucker. Admitted sucker.
They're doing Color Rush.
Yeah, I just like to be able to see the basketball.
Nah, that's overrated.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
My cool throne is business.
Oh, yeah. He was my cool throne as well.
Paul Bisonette lose. Pft.
Or you went first.
Yeah, you should have tried to go first. He. A report came out that he got in a. In a fight in a restaurant. And then when the details of the report came out, he's just. Just like. He's like. He's like two men in one. Like, he's. He's so much more manly than. Than anyone I can even like all of us combine aren't equivalent to the man that biz is. Basically, he was at a restaurant that he goes to a lot, sitting by himself, saw a bunch of like, group of eight drunk golfers gone out of their mind trying to order a drink. And the bartender told him, no, like, you can't drink in this area. They were getting mouthy. And he just stepped in to try and diffuse the situation and they just started fighting him. Eight on one. And he.
They were getting physical with the. With the manager. Yeah, the guy was assaulting the manager. And. And Paul is like a superhero.
Yeah, he.
He got up, he's like. I saw that they were unequipped to kind of handle themselves. There were smaller guys. So nobody's sticking up for these guys. So I said, you know what? I'm gonna tell these guys where to stick it. And then he got up in the dude's face, was like, stop assaulting the waitstaff or we're gonna go outside. And then one of the dudes punched him from the side.
He got booted a couple times.
Got boot outside the city.
Yeah, I got booted. Got back up. Up. I'm sure he These guys up a little bit. Yeah. Seven guys.
He said that he dropped one of the guys. Yeah. When he got bum rushed outside.
I can't wait to see the cctv.
And he wants. He wants the guy's names. He wants to take. I think the way he put it was like, I want all their names. I want to take them all out behind the barn. One on one.
Yeah.
Which is awesome.
And he said he dropped all the charges if he could just take these guys one on one.
Yeah. Rough and rowdy.
He looks great too. I mean, obviously they really, really his nose up pretty badly.
Yeah. He's going to probably need a surprise.
Surgery, but besides that he. Not a scratch on his face.
What did he say? Can you play the start of the video real quick? He biz is the best. We love biz. And he's just. I mean, he is just so manly. The fact that seven guys, I would just get. I just get knocked. I'd probably die.
He's like, he. There was a strategy, too. He's like, you know, you can't stay still. You got to keep moving backwards because, you know, if they get you on the ground, then you get fucking. What was he calling?
Boot.
Boot.
I got boot in the CVS parking lot.
Boot.
What do you.
What do you say? Started again. What's up, gang? I just wanted to pop by because the news is out there and I'm getting a lot of texts and calls. Love you guys. Thank you guys all for reaching out and checking.
Gave a bunch.
Yeah, I just want to kind of address what happened.
I think it's. Took some. Gave more.
So you hear it from my mouth. I don't know what's kind of. I know there's a few articles that came out and news is floating around, but long of the gist of it. And I addressed the whole thing and talk way more in detail on tomorrow. It's just podcast. Like, it just so happens this happened last night. Today was a recording day, and to be quite frank, it was kind of nice to hop on with the boys and just have some laughs and. And what do you say about it? For four hours? So he said, go to dinner at this place called Houston's. I go there, like, three, four times a week.
Some of the finest staff venues, and.
Just like, good people, and I love going there. Oh, I thought he said it was a family joint or something.
No, he kept saying family restaurant.
Oh, yeah. I mean, it.
It is a chain family restaurant. Yeah, it was a family restaurant. I actually listened to Spitting Chiclets this morning to hear the full story from. From Biz. And, yeah, he's like, it's a great restaurant. Very militaristic.
He's the best. I love him so much.
Yeah, he was like, it's an awesome restaurant. It's like. It's like a military.
It's like going to eat at the military, pretty much.
What does that mean?
So he wants the guy's name.
I want the guy's name.
I'm tracking down their names right now. I'm. I'm trying to get the names to biz, and I can't wait to see what he does.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, biz is. This is the ultimate good guy move that he pulled, and it's dangerous what he ended up going through. Like, if you. If you fight seven guys at once and you get knocked on the ground and they start kicking your head, like, that's Some dangerous.
He's a badass.
Imagine blacking out in Scottsdale with your boys. I mean, that. I guess we would never be in situations where you just fight a random guy, but no, these guys got in a fight. Blackout drunk, woke up in jail, and then it was like, yeah. The guy you got in a fight with is Biz.
He's asking for your name with you.
He has a national podcast.
Yeah.
Global podcast. Because he's Canadian. So he's. He's a worldwide podcast. International podcast. And he's coming for your neck. Like, this is just the beginning.
He is just the one guy. Like, if you're like, hey, someone at barstool got jumped and he was fine and now wants to fight him all. So, yeah.
Biz.
Yeah.
And also somehow, like, just the way he explains things. I. I mean, I. It's why they're spitting. Chick was so popular. Like, wit and biz. Just the way they talk, I could just listen to forever.
Yeah.
Just him. Yeah. Explaining the whole thing. What is. What was the mellow. What do you say the restaurant was?
It's a very militaristic restaurant.
Militaristic organization.
Yeah.
Great organization.
His. Great guy. All time dude. I can't wait to see what he does once he finds out who.
This is.
The start of his John Wick story.
Yeah.
Like, imagine rough and rowdy.
Just a tournament. One right after one right after the other.
They should have to do it on the ice.
Yeah. Knocks him out.
Yeah. You want one.
Rough and rowdy on skates, you know?
So one thing that Hank conveniently omitted from his story. These are a bunch of golfers.
Yeah.
A bunch of golf courses.
He did say.
Okay, all right.
A little too. Turn it down a little.
Going through everything Hank says with a fine.
A little bit, just not actually. You're just choosing narratives and then just spitting them out there.
All right. Your hot seat. Cool throne. That was your cool throne. So what was your hot seat?
My hot seat is Drake.
Oh, yeah. Explain this to me.
So Drake's on the hot seat. Probably gonna screw this up.
Drake. Yeah.
I had this on my hot seat, and I didn't want to.
I don't.
It was too complicated. Too many conspiracies.
I read.
I read a few headlines, and then I just saw people talking about it online. So this is what I believe happened. Drake is suing his own record label.
Yep. Umg.
Because he's claiming that they artificially inflated the stats on Kendrick Lamar's Not Like Us diss track, which was. It's the track that ended the battle this summer just absolutely destroyed him. The one certified pedophile. Yeah, that one. So Drake is suing his own record label because he's claiming that there were, like, bot views that gave him, like, millions of views and downloads and listens on his song, and he's saying that ended up being bad for his career because now everyone's talking about how great this song was. He's not familiar with the Streisand effect where now, first of all, if you call the cops and get, like, the courts involved because you lost a rap battle, that that might be the worst look of all time.
Agreed.
And then you're only driving more attention to Kendrick Lamar.
Agreed.
Who I get. The only person that had a worse beef with with Kendrick than Drake would be Father John Misty. Did you see that story?
No. So I'm not up to date on any of these stories.
All right, so I think it's like the last six times Father John Misty has put an album out.
Okay.
Kendrick Lamar has put an album out that same day.
Oh, shit.
Kendrick, like, sneak drop fuck is father. You don't know Father John Missy?
He's.
He's very popular. He's a singer, songwriter. Okay, but is he.
Was it religious?
No.
Yeah. Why is his name Father John?
That's just kind of his name.
Okay.
But no, he's very popular. So for the last, I think, six albums that he put out, Kendrick put out an album on the same day, just completely stealing all the shine. And then last Friday, Father John Missy had an album coming out. And then Kendrick, like, very sneakily dropped one that nobody saw coming, like, a couple hours after Father John Misty had like, a little bit of time to be like, finally, I got away from Kendrick. And he's just, oh, no, Kendrick is going to put it out again. But yeah, I think I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is a bad strategic move on Drake's part.
Yeah, I'd agree.
I don't know. I think that's where I get. I was trying to get in the weeds, and then I was like, this is. But the more I looked into it, the more I think Drake might like, he's not going after Kendrick. He's going after the label. The UMG tried to say, like, you're not mad at us. You should be suing Kendrick Lamar. And he's like, no, I'm coming at you in the closet. That they're not trying to.
The headline of Drake suing based on, like.
But I think Drake knows that, and he's like, I'm going to. I'm going to. People are going to, you know, say I'm being a pussy and like, I'm, I'm a sore loser, but this is for the greater good and I'm coming at the label.
Right. But I'm, I'm stupid. I don't understand any of this. All I saw was Drake suing in relation to beef with Kendrick Lamar, and I ended my judgment of the whole thing right there. Yeah, he's calling, like, damn. He called. He called the cops.
Kendrick, he called the cops because he got beat in a rap battle. Too bad.
Yeah, that's what they're supposed to be. That's what I'm explaining. All right, my hot seat is anyone who's trying to go after John Fanta on Twitter spaces. I don't know if you guys saw this last night, but Fanta, a. I think it was a Cincinnati fan was mad at Fanta for his bias for Xavier over Cincinnati.
Well, if you look over the course of the last several seasons.
Correct.
John Fanta has been saying that Xavier's a better basketball program than Cincinnati, but.
It happened on the court.
Yeah.
All right, play it real quick. This is Phantom in all his glory.
Adam, go.
Hey, John.
Thanks. Just following up on the cross down shootout. How bad did it hurt to finally rank Cincinnati ahead of your buddy Sean Miller this week?
This guy sucks. Didn't hurt me one bit. Adam. I, I do my. I do my job.
Cincinnati's better than Xavier right now. You've had, you've had Xavier ranked ahead of him all season until this week. I just, I figured it had to hurt. I know your buddies with Sean. I mean, just, you know, I got.
A job to do, Adam.
So, Adam, you call me up.
This is where this is. When it's over and you want to, you want to tell me.
It must hurt me to rank somebody.
Against over somebody else.
I've seen the media bias in Xavier's favor for the last several years and now, yeah, they've been a better program. They kicked Cincinnati's butt. They've been a better program by a wide margin, frankly. Cincinnati, we've been waiting for this version of Cincinnati. Cincinnati's been their butts. If they can't. You're using the past couple years.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're using the past couple years. That's your argument.
Xavier's been better than Cincinnati in every face.
If there's a media bias, I go off score. The scores of the game were Xavier over Cincinnati.
Want to add.
Tell me about how I feel about stuff. I don't lose sleep over who, where I rank a team. I lose sleep over whether I took.
The trash out on time, whether I.
Picked up the right groceries for my wife, if I'm taking care of her right now.
And the Cleveland Browns.
I didn't lose any sleep over them, Adam. But I might lose sleep because of you.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving, Johnny.
Go Browns.
No, you don't get to salvage the call.
That's my favorite. I want to make that shirt. All right, so you don't get to salvage the call.
So Fanta is. He's given off strong, strong lawyer vibes. If I ever get arrested for anything, yeah, I want John Fanta representing me in court. Bring that same passion. He sounds like Matlock.
He's the best. He's just the best. He just brings it to the people. He's ready to get in the mix with the people. You don't get to salvage a call. John Fanta. And then my cool throne is our Black Friday Cyber Monday sale. So we will have. We have new every people been asking the new pardon might take hats. You can see if you're watching us on video. We have new Stella blue merch. We also have new Stell blue coffee coming on Thursday night. Friday it is single blend, 100 Colombian. Very, very. I just had a cup of it. Very, very good. So we have hats. We have PMT shirts. We have everything. So go support us. Store.barstoolsports.com we appreciate everyone who buys everything. These hats are awesome.
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Okay, we now welcome on Recurring Guest. One of the greatest talkers we've ever been around in studio. It is the man, the myth, the legend, Fred Smoot. Fred. Yeah. Welcome into the studio. Welcome into the office.
Thank y'all for having me, fellas. It's good to be around a whole building of talkers.
Yeah.
So now you don't feel like an outsider. Like, you won't talk about inclusion. This is inclusion at his finest.
Yeah. And no one could talk like you. So let's talk some ball. I mean, you. Are you watching every game? Are you still tuned into every game? Are you still like, man, why haven't you coached, by the way?
No, I ain't gonna do it.
Why?
I was. I was blessed with the gift of gab.
Yeah.
And guess what I do go help. I help my sons. I help his friends. I train them sometime. Coaching is a lot of damn time. Like, you gotta realize Coach Gibbs, I remember when he asked. A lot of people don't understand this. I actually kind of springboard Coach Gibbs to coming back to football.
Okay.
I was actually driving home after the season after Coach Spur, you quit on us. When Coach Spur, you quit the pb, ESPN say, hey, come. Come do an interview right quick. And I'm just talking, you know, outside of my head. And the last question they asked me, well, who gonna be y'all, coach? And I was like, the only person can save us is Coach Gibbs. He happened to be at watching ESPN at that time with his wife. The only thing Coach said he didn't want to do was ask his wife, can he go coach again? Because it's just so much time.
Right.
And she looked him in the face, said, you do want to go coach again? He was like, yeah, I do. Two days later, he was out here. Coach.
Wow.
Thank you.
That's how it happened. So I could watch Coach Gibbs come in there on a Monday. He don't actually get to see Mitch Gibbs to a Thursday night off. Friday, he spends the night there.
Yeah.
And all the coaches I watch and my friends, they're doing coaching now. I was like, man, can I give football that much more of my life?
Yeah.
No, I rather talk it. I enjoy talking it because I can get in and out of that. I can do my studying beforehand, and I can spew it out, and I can get going back to my life. Life.
I love it. Yeah, you are very good at. Could anybody talk with you? Like, was there a receiver that you'd be matched up with?
That would be my classmates. Like, if you look at My class, the 2001 class, I want y'all to go back through this class draft pick for draft pick. We might have the most dense class in each position. Quarterbacks Michael Vick, Drew Brees, running backs Ladanian Thompson. Like I can just go on with the running back. We had tons of running back, wide receiver, one of the best talkers of all time, Chad Johnson, like Steve Smith. That ain't even getting into the Santana Mosses, the Reggie Wayne's. And I'm getting into all them guys. Then we got the Richard Seymours, we got that. We got guys at every position you can think of. It ain't a position we didn't have in that 2001 draft. That 2001 draft, when it's all said and done, we might have 10 yellow jackets in that draft.
Wow. So I'm looking at the list pretty good. But was there something like Chad was the guy on the field, he could.
Give it back to you and me, Chad and Steve Smith was all in junior college at the same time with Dion Branch, Javon Walker. All us in junior college at the same time. So we yapping at each other before we even own on Saturdays. Once we get into the Saturday part up, we yapping, then the league comes and all this kind of transform into who we are.
So I. The junior college thing, yeah, I, I feel like I've never really dove into it, but what was the decision to go to junior college? Was it like you, you didn't have any offers and then how, how does it work where you're in junior college and are there guys that are like, hey, these guys are going somewhere else. And then you're playing with guys who are like, hey, this is the limit.
Yeah.
How does that all work?
Well, to me is I had the academics, I had everything. But I was about 165 pounds, I was skinny. And I did not all my, all my college, they recruited me. Of course they smart, they want me to red shirt, they want me to put on some pounds, they want to protect me. And I'm like, no, I want to play football like Fred Smooth. Just sitting on somebody campus. Being a regular student ain't gonna work for me. I need to play football. So luckily I had one of the best junior colleges in America down the street from me. Heinz Junior College. By the time I make it there, Grady Jackson, Michael Myers, all these guys leaving, they on a two peat. I come there, we three peat, national champions, we whooping everybody around the nation. So I was like, yeah, I'm going to go here, win me a couple of championships. Then I'm going Division 1, because I do not want to stop playing football. I want to get better game in and game out. And a lot of my draft class, we was all in junior college together. So that's what the big thing about junior college.
It gives you a chance to do what the other guys. Guys can't do this, like, because old Miss wanted me to come. They were like, come on, we want you to come on camping. I like, no, no, no, no, no. Now, like they say, a idol mind is the devil's workshop.
All right.
I'm like, no. Fred Smoot needs reps. I need. I need to rep. I need, and I need to rep against the best. That's one thing about junior college. Ain't no age restriction. Ain't nothing.
Yeah.
You can play against some grown men.
Yeah.
All right. So it's a whole different. The belly of the beast. So I enjoyed junior college because he taught me less.
So you're there for two years?
Well, a year and a half.
Two years, Year and a half. So. But. But when you're playing junior college, you're obviously always thinking like, hey, the next step is, I want to go to Division 1.
Yeah.
And so after you do a year and a half in division college.
Yeah.
Were the offers flooding in or was it.
Oh, yeah, they were flooding. They were flooding in when I was coming out of school.
Right.
They just all wanted the same thing for me.
Right.
And that's not to play football.
Right.
And I wasn't willing to do that. So now when I. My second chance to get recruited, now I'm getting recruited. I'm the number one defensive back in junior college. So now I'm getting recruited by everybody like I was when I came out, but now they want me to play.
That's awesome.
And luckily, my coach, Jackie Sherrill, one of the greatest college coaches of all time, baby, he recruited, like seven of us from junior college. We were the top at our positions. We came to Mississippi State, and for the next two years, we had the number one defense in college football giving up, I think, nine points a game.
Right.
So he understood I need to go get players that's ready to play now because the worst thing could happen to you at junior college is sitting. Because we play on Fridays. I'm watching football all Saturday. All I do is watch sec, so I'm watching Champ Bailey. I'm watching everybody, and I'm like, I can play with these guys.
Yeah.
So you itching to get to play with these guys. And, you know, you don't have the time that they got. So once you get there as a junior, like, ain't no, ain't no sitting no bench. You got to be ready to play. Now, right away.
Yeah.
Did you think about leaving the state or was it always you're going to stay in Mississippi?
Oh, no, I was thinking about leaving the state. I almost went to Indiana with Randall. Randall and his brother was at Indiana with coach Cam and he was going to let me play both ways, wide receiver and cornerback. I almost went to West Virginia. They literally had seven pros on their team. So I was taking trips. At first I was only taking SEC trip because, you know, it's SEC against the world where I'm from. But then after I say I get recruited again, I say I'm going to do what I didn't do the first time and I'm going to give other divisions a chance to recruit me. And that's what I did. I got to go see some great schools. And by the way, I really love Bloomington, Indiana.
Yeah.
The times that I can remember because it was a blur for the whole weekend. It was great in Bloomington.
Wait, so you, you, at what point did you decide you're not going to play both ways? Because we've talked about it obviously all this year. Travis Hunter playing both ways. Yeah. It's insane. Like I, I don't think people understand how hard it is to never come off the field.
It's hard, especially at the rate he's doing it.
Yeah.
Usually I was going to do it similar to Champ Sitting. Like I got to play offense at Mississippi State.
Yeah.
But it's, it's trick play. It's a package. It's not you are a wide receiver and you are full time corner. Because it just, usually it's just too accent too much. Not too much when it comes to being in shape, but too much mentally. Like imagine this guy has. He had to take that whole defensive playbook, then come around and remember the whole offensive playbook. That's a lot. Luckily, he's been a part of coach Prime's team since he was a freshman. It makes his crossover to that very easy. But I think what it takes on the body, the toe, what it takes on you mentally, most guys can't do it. And I think when he gets drafted travel, they would draft him as a corner.
Yeah.
And they would spot play him as a wide receiver because if he gets on a pro team, he could legitly be your best corner. But he's probably gonna be your third best receiver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's gonna be different.
Similar thing, like where they have different packages. Yeah.
They have a package for you or two. I could see that happening, but also I could see a team saying no because he. He's skinny like me.
Yeah.
Like when we, like, pro in college. Two different things.
Yeah.
I don't know if he could take that 17 game pro. Happen to check receivers that 6, 5, 230 pounds, and then turn around and catch on DBs like Jalen Ramsey. I don't. I don't know if you can do that.
You also don't want him going across the middle. Well, like taking big hits.
Well, the thing about it is, I can't put you in and don't do stuff like, if I put you at wide receiver. You can't have limitations. We're going to play because if not us at the cornerback position, we're going to know he ain't going across the middle. I'm just going to play him outside. I'm gonna pick the ball off. It's simple mail.
It's gotta be nice for a cornerback to play wide receiver every now and again because then you get those flags occasionally.
Right.
Like every time you touch a wide receiver. I feel like cornerback is the hardest position to play.
It gives you permission to be a diva.
Yeah.
You get to play a little wide receiver. You could do a little crying. You can go over there and say, it ain't. It ain't fair what you're doing right there. And like, the one thing about receiver, it's turned into that it position. Like every kid on the playground now wants to be a receiver. Back when I was coming up, Deion was so hot, all us ex receivers, we wanted to be a cornerback. The cornerback was the glamor position. But because of college and the Nil and Jamar Chase and all these type of players, it's back to the wide receiver position. Is that it? Position that everybody wants to play.
Is it true that a cornerback is a wide receiver that can't catch? And that's why you got.
Hey, listen, man. Like they always say, man, a grasshopper tell a lie to a horse if you let him.
They always say that.
They do.
They do in Mississippi.
Yeah, yeah. Receive.
I mean, DBs can catch. Because think about it. What's harder to catch a ball that's meant for you, A ball that's not meant for you. All right, so for me to go steal this ball, I got to anticipate jump in front, catch a ball that don't belong to me, steal this ball that's the one thing about a cornerback. A cornerback is somebody that you don't take to church with you. We're taught to lie. Lie. This is how we lie to ourselves. You can beat me for 80 yards, I still turn around and tell you, oh, I'm so. I'm lying to myself. I have to lie to myself. We talk to cheat. I gotta stop you by any means necessary sometime. I hold you sometimes, I won't hold you sometimes. I do this, I do that. And we paid to steal. The more we steal, the more rich I am.
Yeah, right.
So everything that you do as a cornerback, it's kind of got this. This bad boy connotation to it.
Yeah.
So you have to mentally be strong to play that.
Yeah.
Did you ever do the trick where you'd find out what color jersey your opponent was going to wear?
And I'm gonna wear gloves.
Yeah.
Yeah. So if they wear white jersey, I'm a wear white gloves. They wear black jerseys, I'm gonna wear black gloves. Yes. So when I'm holding them, you'll never know it. See, that's them OG tricks. You being elite five, six years before you start to do stuff like that. Luckily, when I came into my meeting room, imagine walking into this meeting room as a rookie. I get drafted. Martin Schottenheim would drive me to the Commanders. Washington, it was Redskins at the time. I walk into the meeting room, Deion Sanders sitting in there. Dale Green sitting in there. Champ Bailey sitting in there. Mark Carrier sitting in there. Sam Shay sitting in there. I walk right out like, why did you draft me? Like, boy, go on back in there and learn from them dudes. I had so much. Like when I say I had just a brain trust.
Yeah. That's probably the best defensive back room of all time.
Of all time. Yeah, of all time. Nobody could compare to that defense. Come on. I just named three yellow jackets. Yeah, I just named three yellow jackets. And people with AGA over these, who the best? It's crazy what I walked into.
Yeah. What now you are such a good talker. Fast talker as well. Were you ever. Did you ever moment where you're talking shit on the field and you were talking too fast and the guy was like, I don't even understand what you're saying, Fred.
Oh, lots of times. And I think it's the fast talking plus the Southern. The Southern talk. So sometime it could come off as Charlie brownish, Especially if I'm like, really emotional about this and I'm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I done had Reggie Wayne Just look at me and say what you like. I hope that wasn't supposed to get to me. Cause I haven't understood nothing you said the last six plays. And I'd be like, all right, I'll tell you when you get back out here. See, I was one of those talkers. I wouldn't just talk when the play was going on. I mean, one going on. They're like the snap of the ball, jam the guy. Now I'm running up the sideline. I'm talking to him as we run. Like, that's my whole thing. And I'm really just trying to get you to focus on me.
Right.
That's how I won so many battles. It wasn't because I was the better player. It's because mentally I had you thinking about me instead of doing your damn job.
Yeah.
So that's where I win these mental battles at. And don't let you mess up one time. Now it's been an avalanche.
Yeah.
Because you are who I thought you were. I told you to wear pants out here with pockets in them so you can put your hands in them. You need that, like, to make it with me today. Like, so I would just drill it on. And if I start before the game. Game. During the game.
Yeah.
And after the game, we ain't lose a drop.
Yeah.
Now they think you crazy.
Yeah.
Like, yeah. That ain't like, I'm not dealing with you.
Were there any wide receivers that were great talkers back? They're like, oh, game on.
Me and Chad, me and Plex, me and Steve Smith. Plexacoden had some. I don't think people understand how big Plex is.
Yeah.
Plex is basically a power forward in basketball, in the league. He's huge. All right. So battles with him. And a lot of people don't. Joey Galloway was a beast, especially when he was at the Cowboys. Terry Glenn, those guys. So I had. Oh, fast Freddie Mitchell, who came out with me. And Freddie Mitchell is a idiot.
Fred X. Yeah.
Freddie Mitchell. Let me tell you something. Class one, another one of my classmates, Freddie would go four. Course, we was rarely up on them because them the Donovan McNab years with Andy Reid. So they was. They was in their bag. They was winning. We'll be down like 15. It'd be like two minutes left in the game. Freddie would come across the middle, catch like a nine yard ball, and this is only catch of the game. And he would just get up and just. Fast Freddy, this style. Like, just be quiet. Dude, what are you doing? Like, if the game is over with. You're not part of the offense. What are you? Every chance I get, Fred, they gonna feel me. And that's every pro athlete. Like, that's why y'all see a five yard catching a wide receiver, get up and give you the first. Like, it's hard to get those things to happen. So I understand why people celebrate them.
Yeah.
Who's one guy in the, in the league right now that you would like to match up against? You look like you could still play, by the way.
Oh, don't let it fool you. The one thing, listen, this, this old truck right here got a good paint job and a bad motor, all right? But I would love to play a against a lot of these dudes. I love to play against Ceedee Lamb. I love to play against the ones that come off as arrogant. Them, the ones I want, the quiet ones. You won't see me come at them at all. Like a Devonte Smith that barely says something. Just goes out there and burn you and go home and watch tv. I'm not going to really say nothing to him. But A.J. brown. Yeah, but see, A.J. brown is from Starkville. That's where Mississippi stated. That's why him and Forbes got this thing going on because he went to Ole Miss. This I played against DK Metcalf. Daddy. Terrence Metcalf. He came out of my class with me.
Yeah.
Me, him, Deuce Metallister. Like our all star team in Mississippi, we played the all star team from Alabama. High schoolers. We had 11 pros on our team for me, Deuce McAllister, Ken Lucas, met Kel. They had one pro on their team, Jamie Winborn. And they beat us.
Damn.
By seven points.
What happened?
Our quarterback, Romero Miller, threw an interception. Larry Castro ran it back. They beat us 7, 0.
Oh, so you did your job on defense.
Oh, we did our job on defense.
Shut them out.
But at the end of the day, they just showed you football. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Sometimes the best coach team will win most of the time.
Yeah, I would put, I mean Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, those three states right there in particular. What is it about those three states that produce so many high level football players?
We running from some. We're running. We know we can get out of whatever situation we is by that ball. That ball can show you the world. I remember one of my young coaches, I mean youth coaches telling me this. You want to see the world? This ball will show you the world. You do right by this ball, it'll show you the world. Then you, you Built in a different way. Like, when we start playing football, we start playing at four or five years old, like, and we trying to get out there with the older guy. They ain't gonna quite let you unless you, like, like, oddly built or something like that.
DK probably.
DK was out there. He was probably out there. He was three years old, probably out there. You know what I'm saying? He's huge. His dad was huge.
Yeah.
But, you know, once you earn your stripes there in Mississippi, I think you think you could play anywhere because you're just not. You're not starting as a ninth grader in Mississippi. Like, it's unheard of for a guy to even have that chance to do that. Just too many greats. I think about it. This is the home of Jerry Rice, Walter Payton, Brett Favre. I want to go yellow jacket for yellow jacket. Mississippi is up there, baby. We got hall of Famers from Jackie Slater, Walter Payton. I can keep going now. Like, we're there when it comes to football. And I know Texas, Florida, California, get all the love. But California, you a whole coastline. Texas, you could be your own country.
Florida, come on.
Like, y'all huge compared to us. But if you put Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi together, we got just as many as they do. Yeah, that was one state out of Mississippi, Bama.
Yeah, that would be a great.
Like we would have. When it comes to sports, we would be right up there with everybody.
Yeah.
Louis Abama. Yeah, that'd be what?
You gotta have some Orleans in there, too, man. You gotta have some Louisiana in there.
Yeah. So last time we had you on was, like, five or six years ago. Twitter got bought by Elon Musk for $44 billion. You invented Twitter.
I did. Nobody believes it, but I did.
Smooth smack dot com. The invention of Twitter, where people could just go online and talk shit to each other.
Yeah.
When you saw $44 billion, you're like, fuck.
You know what?
That would have been nice.
Why am I chasing this brown football when I should have been. I should have been chasing my intellect.
Yeah. Like that.
Why they say never want to be on the team. Want to be the team owner.
Yeah.
It's a difference. But when you grow one of. I say this. We did it. And it was me and a couple of my classmates, and I was. I was like, man, I just need an avenue to get at these guys. Cause they usually, like, try to talk trash to me after the game. That ain't good enough. I need to talk trash before the game.
Yeah. You were just basically searching for More trash talks.
Yeah. So we went to the Internet. We started to build it. We built it out, and I was shocked because they were starting to respond to me. Like, I knew I was going to lash it out, but when they started to respond to me, that's when I think it caught on.
Yeah.
And once it caught on, it was good. And then when I left to go to the league, you know, when you leave college behind, you leave everything behind. And I left it behind, and I should have kept it. I should have nurtured that baby. I should have grew that baby. Instead of Elon Musk app, it would have been Fred smoothing. All right? And I. And I would have came here and be like, oh, I like barstool. Let me buy everything.
Yeah, you would have. 44 billion. What would you do with $44 billion? First purchase, man, you know what?
This the thing we do. We get to see billionaire habits. Because every team is owned by a billionaire, and you get to see a couple of billionaires, and most billionaire, they. They usually go be villains and be in a yacht in the south of France. Ain't that where villains go to just live and enjoy themselves? It just. I think as a millionaire now, you can have what you want, but a billionaire, you can create what you want. It's a different thing. Like, a millionaire could go visit an island. A billionaire could buy the alley. Like, so it's a different dynamic to the airness of them both.
I feel like you'd be a man of the people.
As a billionaire, I'm still gonna be who I am. I'm never gonna change that. That's why I love the Harris group. And the owners we got now the commanders, Magic Johnson. We have the most approachable Mitchell rails, the most approachable billionaires in the game right now. You can. You wouldn't even know they billionaire. They don't even act like billionaires. And I had to ask these guys, how did all y'all become billionaires? Cause all of them from the same little spot in Maryland. Like, you would think these billionaires would be spread out. But even with Dan. Dan was from Maryland. I was like, what's going on in Maryland? What are they teaching in elementary that they not teaching in Mississippi that you, too, can be a billionaire.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So staying on the commanders, we talked real quick before we sat down and started taping. You didn't want to waste anything off the air. So, yeah, you were telling me why I should not be worried about the commanders and should not be worried about Cliff Kingsbury later. On in the season.
You shouldn't. We just. We at the infancy. We had to start of something great. Nobody would have thought we'd been seven and four. Right now we got rookies that hadn't had a break since last year before their college year. For some reason, some idiots put out our bye weekend week. What? 14?
Yeah.
December. Bye.
That's ridiculous. These guys just got their first break on a short week on a Thursday night game. You talking about Ellen bodies? You talking about hurting? You talking about testing your depth. You talking about texting your coaches, your players, everybody physically, mentally, emotionally. That's what. That's what's going on right now. That's why you see us get to the fourth quarter and it just die. I just ain't got that energy. Think about this. They ready to crown Pittsburgh Steelers, the best team on earth. They just got out of Northwestern Stadium.
Yeah.
Like they just got out of Northwest State. We're one inch away from Zach Ertz. Leaning in different ways. How about this is what I want to say too. I'm tired of the old referees. I want youth. Yeah, I want youth. I want my referees to be able to see 400 yards and run 800 yards. All right? I'm tired of the old dirty old man. I'm tired of it. Get them out. Get them out. All right. We got to get these plays right.
But.
But Philly got out of there by the Herald, Nate Chitty, Chin Chin. The whole state of Pennsylvania just got out of FedEx by the hair of a chinny chin chin. All right, we're right there. If you're gonna tell me that Philadelphia and they super bowl wonder right now. Pittsburgh in a Super bowl wonder. We're right there and we ain't supposed to be there. So relax.
Okay? Juice me out.
I like it. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm back in now. Yeah, I was never out, but it starts. You start to think about it. Things have looked different for the last.
Couple weeks that just tell me you got spoiled.
Yeah, you got spoiled.
When we had them numbers that you knew was going to go down, you knew he wasn't going to be able to keep that up. At third down. He was 80% on third. Like these numbers one did by Tom Brady, you knew they had to come back down point.
Yeah.
Come on now. We have to be realistic here. All right? Like I told him. Now, you can lie to a lot of people in this world, but lie to yourself. That make you ignorant.
The grasshopper horse thing. I've heard that people say it all the Time. Grasshoppers tell a lot to a horse. If you could.
Yeah. He also. Fred had had a great line because I was guaranteeing something and he said the only guarantees is you're a past baby and a future ghost.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it. Now in between, that's up to you.
Yeah.
What you do. But we know for a fact we don't remember stuff from being no baby.
Yeah.
We just know we used to be one.
Yeah.
And we ain't gonna remember much about being a ghost. We just know we gonna be one. Good, bad or ugly.
A difficult question, but I have to ask.
Please.
The Love Boat. I know we talked about it six years ago, but I saw you did a quote where you're like, I wish people would stop bringing it up. Because it wasn't even that cool. There's no way that it wasn't that cool.
First of all, let me ask you something.
You had a double sided dildo.
And let me ask you something. Have you. You've been to a bachelor porter before?
Yeah.
You've been to a bachelor before. Was it the end all be all?
No. But there were fun times.
It was fun times. And guess what? We had the same ingredients y'all had at y'all. Bastard. The only way. My best. It could have been better than yalls. If I. If an alien would have flew down and came down. A female alien. I didn't have no female alien at mine. Like, it was like people try to glow it up. I think it. Because it was just a lot of millionaires doing this.
Yeah. It was also funny.
Yeah.
I mean, a Love Boat.
Yeah, definitely.
That's funny.
But guess what? The Vikings been doing this since the early 1700s.
That's true.
They been going to villages doing this for a long time. We just got into character too much.
That's right.
And it wasn't nothing but a. You know, every team has its rookie party. All right. And that's basically how they haze us as rookies. All right. Mine, I had to take my guys to Capitol Grill. The whole defense, they ran the tab up for $20,000. It hurt me with this one. They took up money, we threw a party. That was it. It only got blew up. Cause we got caught. Yeah.
Cause someone pissed. Right. Someone pissed in the wall.
Somebody lying.
Yeah.
And that's it. And I like. Because no rules were broken. It was a legit bachelor party.
What do you mean by rules? What do you mean by no rules were broken?
Well, you know, take a couple rules. No no, they tried to say some rules were broken, but at the end of that we all just. We got charged with disturbing the peace. We, we paid a fifty dollar fine when it was over with each.
And I'll tell you what, getting charged with disturbing the peace, that's a pretty badass charge. Yeah, I would love to get charged.
Well, disturbing the peace on the lake. Yeah, the lake of Minnetonka. You know, ain't but two people been watched in them waters. That's me and Prank. We the only two right there been washed in the water. Lake Minnetonka. But I always said it was over, it was overhyped because guys like to come. They say, oh yeah Fred, they'll come nudge you. How would that party like? And I'd be like, what you doing, old dirty old man? Like, what you trying to do? But everybody thinks it was the I've been to Betapor parties. I'm sorry, not. I've been to better parties and I'm sure y'all have too.
Okay.
Like it was just, it was Ricky's money getting pushed to the limit. They gonna enjoy themselves. The veterans ain't really sized.
They chilling because they saw in their rookies.
Yeah, but they more secretive anyway. They ain't doing nothing. But the rookies they are, they are out of control. They don't care. You. If I had to give you this money, I'm about to enjoy myself.
Yeah, right. If somebody gave me millions of dollars when I turned 20 years old, I would have done some stupider shit.
That's what I always like to ask people. Let me take you there, P. Yeah. 25.
Yeah.
I give you 10 million in jail. What do you think the one thing that's going to kind of lead you ascrate is going to be your friends.
Yeah.
Is it going to be you trying to do too much for this? Go too much, be in the streets too much? Or is it. What do you think would have been that one vice that had been like.
I think I would have found new vices.
Oh, that's what it is.
I think you give me $10 million when I'm 25 and I'm like, I will try anything.
Yeah, well, why do people look at athletes and be like, that's a damn shame, I wouldn't have did that. Yeah, no, it's when they're 40 years old.
Right. I think it, I think it's a weird thing where you see pro athlete 23 years old and in your head you're like, that guy's older than Me, Even if you. You know what I mean? Just because they mature. They're mature and they have the money that you can only dream of. So you put a. You put PFD's, right? Like 23 year old me. You gave me $10 million. I'd be dead.
No, that's most people.
No, that's most people. Because now it ain't like, imagine this. I always tell people this. Imagine waking up on just a Saturday and you can go anywhere in the world you want to. And you in your 20s. That mean if I can make it up in my head, I can go there. I can wake up like, mm, I'm going to Alaska. Yeah, I'm gonna see y'all. I'm out. Like, nothing stopping you, but you.
Yeah, right.
So whatever you can dream of, you can do it. So imagine just having one simple thing. Having a. A girlfriend that just like to be spoiled. She can get up in the morning. I want to go to Paris. All right, let's go to Paris.
Yeah.
Now you're in Paris for four days. You didn't plan to be there. Now I'm in Monaco for five days. I ain't playing to do this is like, it just happens.
Yeah.
I also think it's like when you grow up, that's when you learn to love sports. That's when you watch a lot of sports on tv. Yeah. You got your favorite team, you watch these guys. And you're so ingrained with the idea of watching that when you were a kid. That's how you learn to love the sport. That even after you, after you age out of that and age past the playing years.
Yeah.
You still have that somewhere deep inside where you think professional athletes, grown men even like, compared to me.
Yeah.
It's like. So when I watch Seinfeld now, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm older than the guys on Seinfeld, which. Which up my, my brain.
Yeah.
Because I grew up being like George Costanza's. He's like, you know, a middle aged man I'll never be. Now I'm like six years older than George Costanza was during Seinfeld, but I still think of them as adults. Same thing with professional athletes, I think sometimes.
Yeah.
Also, it's just, I think some people like to just complain about people that make more money than them. So they'll see an athlete be like, look at these entitled, spoiled brats, you.
Know, like, like we didn't work for that our whole life. And like, it wasn't that big old E if over there. Cause we all One big if from not making it to the league. If we ain't hurt our knee, if we didn't ball out that game, If I didn't choose this school, I could have did some just easy as just choosing the wrong school. And I don't make it to the league. Coach don't play me. Coach don't like me.
Ooh.
Just that one simple thing. But for some reason, when athletes get to the league, people think we run the damn lottery. You know, it takes no energy to win the lottery. But I've been putting. I've been lifting, running my whole life.
No.
Knowing it wasn't guaranteed that I was gonna make it to the league, Right?
Yeah.
Well, maybe not lifting you right, about that. Yeah. What happened with the one bench press of the combine?
Listen, I told them this. Look, you see how long my arms are?
Yeah. There you go.
Do you see it?
Yeah.
I have the reach of somebody. Six, four.
Yeah.
If you want me to bench press, it's gonna be harder for me to do it. So I said, you know what I'm gonna do, what the guys don't do. Cause most corners and receivers do not do the business.
They don't even get on there.
I said, I'm gonna give them what they want, but I'm only do it one time. Like, I got on there, did it one time. I racked it. I said, you ain't come for no bodybuilders. Y'all came for an athlete. Come on, watch me run. So we went outside, and all the scouts watched me run and do my drills.
I'm like, oh, so you could have done more?
Maybe one more. One more.
That's a good way to spin it, though, to be like, I'm only gonna do one. Yeah.
But that's it.
I'm not gonna tell you that. All I can do is two, but I'm only gonna do one.
And guess what? One of these scouts and one of the coaches, DB coaches walked up to me and tapped me on the show that way. He said, you know what? I'm shocked you even got under there. DBs don't even get under there. YC don't get under there. They tell me a lot. They tell me, you don't care about humility. They just ain't a part of who you is. I like, I don't care nothing about that.
Yeah.
Like, it is what it is. They can't beat me playing football.
Right.
I don't care about them out benching me. Y'all don't say he benched 500 pounds after I get a pick.
Yeah.
Y'all just say, he out here playing football. He good at it. Yeah.
I feel like that doesn't translate at all. Especially the cornerback. I mean, you want to know that somebody's strong. Right? You know, you want to know that somebody's willing to tackle, but I don't.
Want you to be so strong that you stiff.
Yeah.
Like, when you see athletes or guys walking around Gold Gym and they walk around there like this, they can't play sports. They're not flexible enough. They are one big muscle rat. All right? And we even say it when the guys walk in and we draft a guy, and I'd be like, oh, he too much muscular. Like, he. He ain't gonna be. His flexibility won't allow him to have a longevity in football. He gonna tear muscles.
Yeah.
Every. Every year. Not me. I could be at the bottom of a pile looking like Gumby, just rubbery, and I'm gonna jump right back up.
Yeah.
Everybody talk all that about how much I. Bitch. How many games did I miss?
Yeah.
Yeah. Not a lot.
No. Thank you.
You were a tough motherfucker because either.
You got it or you don't.
Yeah.
Weights won't save you.
Yeah. When you. When you ended up retiring, how. Because you seem like a guy who loved being in the locker room.
Locker room was my thing.
Yeah. Right. So how long did it take you to mentally, like, get out of there? Yeah. Or like. Yeah, you retire. I know. It's. It's a hard. It's a struggle for some guys.
It hurt. It hurts you mentally, because now you feel like you by yourself for a first time because them 52 other brothers from 52 other mothers, they ain't. They ain't rich. You every day and think about it when you sit in a locker room, all 53 of us got the same problems, whatever those problems may be. Family. Not really loving on you no more. Just want you for money. Could be. We. We. Hey, did all us choose the wrong woman, you know, like, so if we got these same problems that now we're just talking to each other, leaning on each other about. And now that's gone. And it ain't really gone because you can still call your brother up, up. It's just that it don't come full serve to you on the platform.
It's not there every day.
Every day. Now you got to reach out for it right now. You got to reach out to you, man, how you doing? You know, how you doing, brother? I'm doing good. So I think it's more the mental separation. I think about this being in love with something or somebody for 30 plus years and she just divorces you cold. That's what football does. It just quits you, you quit it. It don't matter.
He's being quit right.
And I don't think it's everybody love. Money don't get that. But it's some stuff football can give you that money can't buy you. Yeah, that crowd walking out there, a hundred thousand people. Imagine this. Imagine how mentally stimulating it is to have a hundred thousand people saying your name simultaneously at one time. Smooth in the ground, just started shaking. You can't buy that with money. All right. The energy just coming through your body that becomes addictive. I want it over. I want y'all to say it over and over and over again. You can't get that, that competition of one up in another, man. Did everybody say this is the greatest athlete in the world? I just one up them so. No, he not now. He ain't the biggest gladiator. I am. That's why I say the only thing that could literally beat football is that gladiator sport to me is boxing. Because ain't nothing badass like walking around saying, I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.
That's true.
I could kick everybody's ass.
Baddest man on the planet. On the planet.
That's the only job I think that could one up the quarterback position at football.
Everybody calling you champ all the time. That has to be awesome.
Not just champ. Imagine how your girl feels when she walk in and be like, my husband could kick all of you turds. Like, not all of you. Yeah, all 8 million of you. My husband can beat all 8 billion of you. If it's somebody not from Mars, my husband will beat you. That's badass.
That's true.
One of my favorite quotes of all time was I think, did you say 2/3 of the water is covered or.
2/3 of the earth is covered by water and I cover the rest? I said that in contrast college.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Was that true?
Most definitely. I felt that way.
Is there a guy that, that you couldn't guard?
It is no guy that I couldn't go. It's some guys that give you more problems. I would 10 because we, we had got into the tall corners when I started to come out. Well, for a tall corner, your kryptonite gonna be a short receiver. So if you checking a guy like Santana Moss, he gonna give you hell. You see it tight now with the big Cornerbacks, when they go against the smaller receiver. But put him against Calvin Johnson. He has no problem with Calvin Johnson. It's the guy that he can lose sight of. So when I said this, I was just feeling myself in my bag, you know, you're in school, you got all this useless knowledge in you. Let me mix this with a little football and run with it. You know what I'm saying? But I wouldn't say it was no guy. I say Tyrone Calico, when I was in college, probably gave me the most problems in college. He end up being a hell of a player. Kind of cut short by injuries in Tennessee, but he was a hell of a player. So I played against some guys. But if I get to play against you more than once, I can solve the problem.
Did you guard Calvin Johnson one on one?
Yes, I did.
What was that?
Like, he's the biggest human being I ever seen in my life. Like. But I have no problem with tall guys because I'm. I'm not going to lose sight of you. You can look. I have no problem with. To. No problem with Randy. You ain't got. You ain't gonna see me on their highlight. Cause they ain't burning me.
Tio was so good. There was one thing about him, though, whenever he would play against you guys.
Yeah.
He was afraid of Sean Taylor.
No, you damn right.
Yeah.
Like, come on. Because one. Hey, Beast. Let me introduce you to another Beast. Like, because the one thing about Sean is he's their size, but he's faster than them. And that's the craziest thing about it. I remember one day we were sitting in the back of the huddle and Levi Arrington and Sean were talking in the huddle, and I was like, is it me? Are they the same damn size? Yeah, like, they just say, like, when we got him as a Rookie, he was 240, 245, sometime played at 250, and he's still the fastest man on the damn field. That's unbelievable. Like, it's something when the 1%, the top 1%. Because once you're in the league, you part of that top 1%. But then it's the 1% of the 1%. Sean was the 1% of the 1%. Meaning he's sticking out amongst the 1%. You can still be like, he different.
Yeah.
Coach Gill would talk about it. He different coach, like.
Yeah.
Cause we can't control him. When I say can't control him. He had one speed. We'll be doing walkthroughs, you know, walk Throughs touching people. We're not. Not. Sean, come right down here. And we doing. We're doing ones against ones. Clem Portis, get the ball. Come right down here. Sean, mow him down. Coach be like, come on now. Half speed, no tackling.
Yeah.
Height. Mow him down. And he'll be like, coach, if they put the ball in their hands, I'm gonna mow them down. He dead serious. Like, when he just. When he comes to practice, he clicks in and it's all I remember one day, I don't know if he was a little late or what. This dude comes out there with blue jeans under his football pad. I said, something that happened today.
Yeah.
I said, ain't right. And he just started mowing through people. I like, dude, Greg will. You know, Greg Williams loves this type stuff. Like, so even though Coach Gibbs telling them, lay off, Greg just got this grin on his face, like, let him lose. And that's what tight play was. Your teammates is not safe. We was on defense together, playing against Dallas. We beat Dallas. Dallas. But I got Jones on the running back. Jones, I got him. I'm holding him. And Sean just come knock the whole powder down. He hurts me. He hurts Jones. I have to go to the hospital because he lacerated my kidney. Oh, my God. Jones got a concussion. And this is the people that was in the pile.
Yeah.
Like, so that's friendly fire. That's all of above. Like, I'm laying in the hospital, can't fly back with the team. Cause he lacerated my kidney. So that's what type player. Like, the one thing that I just always wish I could have seen him play out the career. Because that last year we were heading to Green Bay. This dude leading intercept, leading the league in interceptions. Got like 6, 7 at this time. He headed for 14 picks this year at the rate he's going then he had slimmed up. He had slimmed up. He was like 220 pounds, so he ain't faster right now. I was like, man, because me every. All they were talking about, like, dude, this dude keep going the way he going, he gonna be the best safety ever played again. And Air was like, yeah, man. Like, he is. So when you got a guy like Ed Reed agreeing with you on a situation like that, yeah. That tells you the depth of this player because he had Ed Reed's ball skills exact to the tee, but he hit, like, running lot. That's. That's the perfect safety. If God's building a safety.
The.
His name is Sean Taylor.
Yeah. All right, well, Fred, this has been awesome. You are. You're the best. We got to have you back on again. Not wait six years the next time. I got one last question. Rollback question. Rhode promo code. Take 20 off your first purchase. Qzips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, roback.com promo code, take. This isn't even a question. It's just that you did a Reddit AMA a few years ago.
Yeah.
And someone asked, what should I eat when I get home? And you said, if possible, my friend. Low in California salaries. I was just funny.
I just want to say no, I did not say that.
Yeah, you did.
No, I'm gonna tell you who said that. I had a guy that used to do my PR and I let him run.
Your PR guy?
Your PR guy said he has the foulest mouth of all. Because I. I did read it like once or twice, but I did all mine visually. Like, I got on there and did it and I just let him do. And he did that. You gotta realize my mouth is filthy, but my mouth filthy in person.
Yeah.
You will never see me, like, look at my Twitter. You see anything wrong down. That's crazy. Like, I don't write things down. That's crazy. Yeah, that was all him and I let him have that one.
Also, you, instead of saying eating pussy, you would have said running through the okra patch.
Right.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You know, I say mine with a little bit more mystery to it.
Exactly.
Now people have to come and ask me what's running through the okra patch. It heals what it sounds like.
Yeah. Like.
But other than that, I'm more. I'm more clean, pure. Because I didn't did the. The top of the line medias. So I know how to say what I need to say and how I need to say it.
Yeah.
Now.
Yeah. Grasshopper and a horse. Yeah. What is that again? What the hell is that again?
No, no, it was a grasshopper. Tell the truth to a horse.
Okay.
You let him.
Yeah. Oh, man. Well, Fred, thank you so much, man. We really appreciate it.
Hey, anytime, man. Thank y'all for having.
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Talking some games. We'll rip through a few of these because we're obviously taping on Tuesday. So there hasn't been a ton of new news, but I wanted to start with the Seahawks at the Jets. Jets plus two and a half over under 41 and a half on DraftKings sportsbook memes. What. What most recent news have we heard about the Jets? This past week we have hired an outside company to find our GM.
What outside company is that?
That'd be the 33rd team.
Okay. What do they do?
They are consultants to the owner to.
Find a proper GM to lead your team.
Are they a media company?
Kind of.
So like hiring barstool sports?
Pretty much. But the Commanders also just did that.
Ah, well, they had an extensive search and they hired the. But it was the executives from the Golden.
It was led by the.
It was led by these guys. Wait, Mike Tanenbaum? Is that the guy who said that you should trade Miles Garrett to the Lions and the Lions should give up three first round picks? And Jameer Gibbs, he was doing media. Is that.
Is that the same Mike Tan bomb that hates Josh Allen and said he would never have drafted him?
Say same guy who has a winning.
Record as a GM as the jets with the Jets. Memes, how old are you again? 29. People keep making fun of me for that. Why? I don't know. Why. Why do they make fun of you for being 29?
I don't know.
No, no, that makes no sense.
It's me.
He doesn't like when people think that he's. That, it's a compliment. They're like, how is he that old? I thought he was 22. Which pisses me off because I get the opposite.
Yeah, well, that's. That's weight related, max, just so you know. Because I get the opposite.
You think?
Yeah. People are like, oh, you're 50. So, memes, you're 29. So how old were you in 2008?
Ish.
2008. Let's do some math.
13.
Okay. All right. So my question is. So there was a report that came out that Aaron Rodgers is so injured that he doesn't want to do a scan on his injuries, but because he doesn't want to be taken off the field, this report coming from most likely Aaron Rodgers. When the shit goes down and he's like, oh, yeah, actually, you guys don't even understand how injured I am. Memes. Has this ever happened to the jets before? If a player played their injury? Yeah, that actually kind of hurt. Hurt the team? Not that I could remember. Okay, so you're too young, because it has happened before. And it was a former packers quarterback named Brett Favre who tore his bicep and decided to keep playing through the injury and basically was so bad at the end of his jets run that he should have taken himself out, but he didn't. It's insane.
They started 8 and 3 that year, too. Yes.
And then he tore his bicep and he basically was like a. Going to play through it. Because I'm Brett Favre, similar to Aaron Rodgers, who obviously, they didn't start 8 and 3, but is playing through an injury. They are just living the same life.
Wait, do you think that. You think Aaron Rodgers leaked this news?
Probably.
Even though the same news was leaked when Brett Favre was the quarterback.
What do you mean?
Yeah, like that might be coming from Woody Johnson.
Yeah, true, true.
Like, he's. He's the one common denominator in all this. I think he's. It would benefit Woody to get the story out there that. That Aaron Rodgers is being an insubordinate dick and he's injured and he's costing our team games.
I think it helps Aaron Rodgers, though, a lot, too, to be like, he's such a warrior. He wants to stay in this game.
That's. That is true.
Yeah, he. He's.
He.
You guys don't even understand what he's dealing with.
Yeah. So he refuses to get scans.
It's Brett Farv. Brett Farv did that in 2008. He Basically, after the season, had to get surgery on his torn right bicep, and he's like, yeah, it. It kind of affected me. Yeah, like torn right bicep. Memes.
Where are you seeing that the commanders hired the 33rd team?
Spielman, the other guy that's not Townenbaum.
Was part of the search for Adam Peters. Right. I agree with that. I just don't think that they hired the 33rd team.
What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
I mean that. I don't think that they hired the 33rd team to try to fight. They might have had Spielman. They might have had. Had the guy from Golden State warriors and some other guys. I just never heard that. So I was. I was wondering, Wash, what is.
What. What's going on here?
This is a blog on the. On the 33rd team.
I'm confused on who the 33rd team is. So I know who the 33rd team is, but I don't really know. The jets hired the 33rd team, did they not?
Correct. Yes.
Yeah.
They hired the organization. Now, I will say that being a coaching and executive search firm is the best job in the world. Yes, it is the best. In fact, the 33rd team had a blog up, I think, like, two weeks ago saying, here's who they should look at hiring if they do fire Joe Douglas.
Yes.
So, like, they had. They had blogged it. So they've got their own list that's ready to go that they had also hopefully shared with the rest of the league.
Yeah, no, it's. It's. I mean, it's Ernie, of course. He's Bill Polian. All these guys who are basically. They just. They. They get a million dollars to be like, hey, here's the person you should hire.
Yeah.
A friend.
You should hire Ben Johnson to be the coach.
Yeah. I think the Seahawks are. Their defense is really good. And this is. This is basically. Gino, just. Geno, stop throwing picks in the. In. In the end zone. Gino, you guys can be good. You guys can go to the playoffs. Just be good. Geno. Geno, revenge game.
Yeah, Gino, revenge game. That's huge. The Seahawks are the team that is just impossible to figure out.
Yeah.
Every time you think they're good, they're bad. Every time you think they're bad, they're good.
It's the entire NFC West. One of those teams is going to go to the playoffs.
You Know that the jets are bad.
Yeah. And.
But the Seahawks. I.
But Aaron Rodgers is hurt.
Aaron Rodgers is hurt. But they had a buy.
But we don't know how hard they had a buy.
He might have gotten healthy.
Yeah, he might have gotten healthy.
I. I don't hate the Jets. I don't hate the jets this weekend. At least they're not favored anymore. That was a weird stretch where they were.
Yeah, it was very weird.
Very weird memes. Do. Do you think that the jets have a chance? I think they might.
Nope. Okay. Yeah. I think Kenneth Walker is gonna have a day. Yeah, probably. Probably. And a lot of guys are going to quit and then some guys will be fined for a job for next year.
But the season is over.
Yeah. Oh, wow. I think that was the first time he said that.
Over, over.
Fully over. All right. Steelers at Bengals. Bengals minus three over. Under 47. I like the Bengals here because the. Zach Robinson put.
Zach Taylor.
Zach Taylor. Sorry. Zach Taylor put ping pong tables back in. In the Bengals locker room.
Yep. Being in.
That's it.
Being a head coach is a never ending cycle of taking the ping pong table out and putting the ping pong table back in. I saw an interesting quote about that, and it came from their kicker. Evan McPherson hasn't had a great season.
Nope.
He said he felt the Bengals teams over the past three years have been really close, that ping pong has played a role in that because players spend time with the teammates. They might not otherwise.
Yeah.
It sounds like Evan McPherson as a kicker is left. Like, it's. The only way that people hang out with me is if we're playing ping pong.
Yeah.
Can we just get, like, the punters and the kickers to feel like they're part of the football team?
Yeah.
He might not be wrong.
Yeah. No, he's not wrong. And he's. Yeah. Zach Taylor on the ping pong tables. Returning to the locker room creates a little energy, gets guys to interact, creates competitiveness.
Competitiveness all the time. You compete from the time you step foot inside those doors.
By the way, President Pug is doing a great job on the computer. He's pulling up for us something that Max would never do.
You're crushing it.
Well, Max is too busy with his add Just like throwing a football to himself.
Got Pug. Screw.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Government name. What are you doing?
Pug has nice, delicate little skinny fingers that are able to type much faster.
Yeah, he's doing Pug. Max, Pug's putting you to shame right now.
I mean, sorry. I Got fat fingers. Yeah, no, we had to.
We. We might have to have Pug sitting in here. He does the computer Max on the couch. Yep. Be nice. Also, Jer. Brin Pratt guaranteed a win. I don't really know if you can be a Bengals defensive player and guarantee a win.
No, you probably shouldn't do that. The. The Steelers didn't look awesome against the Browns, but I'm going to chalk all this up to just AFC north games.
Or you could do. Well, this is AFC north game, so.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You could do George Pickens. It was a snow.
It was a snow. Pickens got in a fight after the game with a defensive back. At first I thought he was fighting a. Yeah. Turns out it was a db. The Bengals being favorites. Does that make sense?
Yeah. I think the Steelers are on fraud watch for me.
Okay.
Yeah, I do. I mean, their defense is very, very good. I think they're on fraud watch.
Tomlin, as an underdog, though, we always say it.
Oh, for sure, the Steelers absolutely could win this game, but this is a game that if they. If the Bengals get life back in this, I'm putting the Steelers on fraud watch. Especially with who the Steelers have. Have the rest of their way.
The ping pong table.
They got to play the Ravens again. I think they play the Chiefs. I think they gotta play the Bengals again. Steelers have a very tough schedule down the stretch, and I don't know, like, who The Steelers have beaten a lot of bad teams. And the Ravens, who they always beat, they also lost the Cowboys. You know what I mean? Like, I. I just think if you look at the Steelers, I'm. I'm not saying they're frauds. I'm just saying fraud watch.
Did they beat the Chargers?
They beat the Chargers. When Justin Herbert couldn't walk. Yeah, he literally had, like, severely sprained ankle. And I remember watching that game, he couldn't move at all. He couldn't do, like, play action.
Beat the Broncos.
I think they did beat the Broncos. That was Bo Nicks, his second start.
In the NFL Commanders when the Commanders were looking decent.
Yeah, but I mean, Raiders, Giants, jets lost the Cowboys. Who could lose the Cowboys?
No one. Well, they had Dak, too.
Yeah, they did attack. I just. Again, I don't. I'm not putting the Steelers under frauds. This is their fraud watch game because the rest of their season is Bengals, Browns again. Then they have to play the Eagles, Ravens, Chiefs, Bengals. That's really tough. If they leave, if they let the Bengals back in Here because I think the Bengals have a little bit of easier schedules. They let the Bengals back in this thing. The Bengals will most likely be playing for something in week 18, so it's like a double whammy against them. They're hurting themselves twice. They got to win this game. And then I'm not. And then they're off the fraud watch. Okay, next game, Cardinals at Vikings. Vikings minus three and a half over under 45 and a half. I think the Vikings are going to win this game.
Okay.
Hanks taking notes?
I am. Again, the Cardinals kind of fall into the same line as the Seahawks with me, which is, I'm not really sure how, how, how to peg him at all. Yeah, I can't peg the Cardinals. I do think that the Vikings are a legitimately good football team.
Yes, I do, too. I, I, I think I have a read on the Cardinals. Ish. And it's if you can run the ball, their offense looks explosive. When they can't, it looks broken. I think I said this two months ago. Vikings can stop the run. So that's why I like the Vikings.
Vikings can really stop the run.
Right. And the Vikings is the first time they've, they've been home in three weeks, four weeks. They, they've, I, they think they played three straight. No, they played two straight, Three straight road games and they've been playing tough games. I think it's going to, I just like the Vikings in this game.
I will say, though, that if the Cardinals win this game, I will believe fully in the Cardinals.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
This is like Kyler would be locked in if he, if they somehow win this ga