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We started Nashville where running back Chase Antonio Brown got to CTE. See the end zone as the Bengals were fighting for their playoff hopes. The Hennessey titans came out hot and looked to be in it until Spill Levis left a brown stain in his pants, throwing 3 picks. But what's that? What's that?

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Is that Mason Rudolph the red nosed reindeer's music? Oh my god. It is. Who comes in relief to save the season, and he threw a pick. The Bengals stay alive.

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Thanks to Sam I Am Hubbard Hubbard saying, I do like touchdown passes, Sam I am. Bengals 37. Titans 27.

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Over to New York where Rashad master Bateman shot out a couple seeds and spurminently ended the Giants season. There's been a lot of talk about dangerous flying objects in New Jersey as both Tim Boyle and Tommy DeVito attempted passes on Sunday, furthering concerns residents of the Garden State. LaMartha Stewart Jackson might be getting older, but that but don't quit as he did unspeakable things to the New York Stock Exchange Giants on the way

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to a blowout. Ravens, 35, the g man, 14. In Carolina, where cowboys ride receiver Creed d Lamb couldn't be stopped. While on the other side of the line, Micah Parsons saying, my sack are the Bryce. Absolutely destroying the tiny young, making him regret his pro choice.

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The lone highlight for Carolina came when the offense got a huge bump from Jalen to end the first half, but they were only able to return to the bathroom slash end zone 1 more time in the second half. Cowboys, 30, Panthers, 14. And we head down to Florida where Memes is there for the Jets Jaguars tilt.

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In Florida where Aaron Rodgers committed several HIPAA violations against the Jacksonville Jaguars, throwing for 3 touchdowns. Davonte digs Adam Adams at the half said, give me the ball or I will dust your ass, Biatch. Brian Rob Brian Rob Thompson said, baby, baby, it's 1 PM. I must be lonelier. In the end zone with the Jaguars only touchdowns.

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The end zone was calling for Trevor Etienne Etienne to come home with the help of from the wizard of ass, Doug Peterson, but fell short. Jets 32, Jaguars 25.

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Thank you, memes.

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We go to Tampa where Mike El Angelo Evans is experiencing a renaissance as he painted a masterpiece with a 159 yards. And the Bucks had a nice little package featuring Levante statue of David and a touching tribute to Max Talente. Justin Hertford suffered another ankle injury after taking way too many shots. Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin, McConkie's offensive efforts were stolen as the chargers offense continues to lack real and Russian threats. Los Angeles Laker Mayfield and Lebronte David are back from their unexplained absence from earlier this season, leading to judge Judy saying he didn't just beat us, did he?

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Bucks 40, chargers 17.

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We head out west where Hank is out there for

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the Cardinals and Patriots game. In Arizona in the Q1, Rekyler Murray said, it gets to a point, dude, after Craig Lou Dorsch fumbled the ball into the end zone. But it was recovered by Jonah Hill Williams for a touchdown. And he said, I'll tell you what, I'm never eating out of Betty Hanna again. I don't care whose birthday it is.

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Drake k Rowling May was a sorcerer at the stone all day, throwing for a TD to Demario Douglas Dimadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimadome, and running for another in the Q4. But it wasn't enough to take down the Cardinals and James Sean Connery who said, winners go home and fuck the prom queen. After stealing the victory with 2 Q4 scores, Cardinals win 30 17.

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Over to Pennsylvania where Max Delante, who's on the IR, was at the game.

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We head over to Philadelphia where Kenneth 2 chains well had everyone saying, yeah. Follower alert. Little Steelers are bitch and are now on fraud alert. TJ Squat had the weight of the whole team on his back as seemingly he was the only Steeler to show up to Philly today. Jalen played like an absolute savage today and had all the haters in Philly eating their words.

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Eagles 27 Steelers. That's right.

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We go over to Detroit where Josh Ray Allen was getting there, switching back and forth between throwing and passing touchdowns on the Lions d Sunday. Dan John Skipper ran furiously towards the white line but claimed it was the first time he tried it as he scored a touchdown in the first half. Sean McDermottologist was able to help James Cook with his hair loss as the Buffalo Bills Clintons pulled out their victory cigar against the Detroit Lansky's and their snazzy blue dress. Bills, 48. The Lions, 40 2.

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Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston Cuyahoga, such a fine sight to see. His car's

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in wins.

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He's locked up for

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arson since he burned down Washington DC. Come on, my homes. You've got some strong bones. The sky cam

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looks just

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like the alien

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Okay. Week 15 in the books. Boys, we had a lot of football. Got a lot of football to talk about. Early was tough.

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There was a moment early where we were watching, Jay Caner, Spencer Rattler, Tim Boyle, Tommy DeVito, DTR. Who am I missing?

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Mac Jones.

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Mac Jones, Cooper Rush. It got ugly for a little bit there.

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Yeah. Carson Wentz. Mason Rudolph, Will Levis. Yeah.

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It was it was ugly for a little bit there, but we got we got some great games in the afternoon. But we're gonna we're gonna recap them all, and, we'll start with PFTU surviving, the dome, commanders 20, saints 19. Yeah. Holy shit. You almost got screwed with the clock, but also if Darren Rizzi had maybe started Spencer Rattler instead of Jay Caner, who I don't think I've ever seen a quarterback.

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Like, we watch all types of quarterbacks. Jay Caner, it actually looks like a dangerous for him to be out there.

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Yeah. He looks like an acrobat back there. Yeah. Wearing the black tights. It looked like he was wearing lululemon athletic pants instead of football pants.

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It was the the pictures of Jake Haynor, I was nervous about it because I could not lose to Jake Haynor. That's a that's a loss that will follow you around. But Haynor's gonna hate, I guess, because he was, he was not good.

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No. He was bad.

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He was not good. And then Spencer Rattler got in and looked pretty decent, actually. I I thought that Jaden played pretty well. He missed a couple wide open bombs to Terry McClurean by, like, a a total of probably total of 8 inches away from 3 more touchdown passes to Terry. So we had our chances, missed some of the chances.

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Defense played good enough. At the end, when they got the ball down to, like, the 2 yard line and the clock just stopped with 9 seconds left, I was screaming. I was going nuts. I don't know how that happens. I don't know.

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I guess it's in the dome. It was crazy. The dome clock operator. So after the game, Sean Hockley was like, yeah. That shouldn't have happened.

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Our bad. Sorry about that.

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It almost cost you the game.

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Almost cost us the game. If you had the commander's minus 7, you should be eligible to sue Roger Goodell.

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Yeah. You should I agree.

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You should demand restitution from him for that because that was dirty what happened at the end of that game. But Darren Rizzi's field goal defense remains excellent.

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Mhmm.

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So, we missed a field goal at the very end from, like, 50 some yards, and we missed a field goal at the end of Q3 that didn't count. And because, I guess, the clock had expired before it was snapped. So then he got to kick it again at the start of the 4th corner. Rizzi was not happy about that.

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He said,

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I've coached kickers for 30 years, and I can tell you if they get a a practice shot, they're gonna make the second 1 more often than not. So, listen. Not gonna apologize for a win. It's hard it's hard to win on the road in this league.

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That that that was a it was the weirdest game because it was with Jay Kaynor in, it was never in doubt. And it was, like, the commanders are gonna cake walk to this 1. It's easy. And then they put in Spencer Rattler. And there was, you know, 7 games going on, so you kinda lose track.

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Mhmm. And then you look up, and you're like, oh, shit. The commanders are in 1 right now.

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Yes.

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And you can't lose this game.

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So it was awesome to see Lattimore out there because Marshawn Lattimore played for the first time against his old team, the Saints. They didn't throw out him a single time. Smart. No catches, no yards, no targets. That also

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might be because of the quarterbacks playing.

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Probably also because playing. Probably also because of the quarterback, but

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they threw to other guys.

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Yeah.

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They just didn't target him at all. Mike Sanders still I love that dude. He's come on strong. I'm, I'm a little bit I'm apprehensive about the Eagles next week. The Commanders, they're they're a good team, but I don't think that they're where they they're not gonna win a playoff game if they keep playing like this.

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Yeah.

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So listen. They're 9 and 5. The Commanders are 9 and 5 for the first time since 1992. Wow. That's pretty crazy.

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So I'm stunts.

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I'm happy. I could have dealt with, like, a little bit less stress today. But, overall, I did find myself saying, though, like, right after the game, I started doing the playoff machine thing. There's a possibility we get the 6th seed.

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Mhmm. Seed. And avoid the the eagles are banged up, though.

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I I'm gonna need you to beat the packers week 18.

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It's again, I you keep you keep saying that there's it's not gonna happen.

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That's the key to all this.

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It's not gonna happen.

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That's the key to all this.

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So It ain't gonna happen.

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Yeah. A a win is a win.

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Wait. That's you guys winning out and the packer and the bears beating the packers?

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Yeah.

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No. I you gotta move on from something else. You gotta you gotta move on to something else. That's just not gonna happen. Don't waste any energy on that.

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What if you guys win tomorrow, then

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We're not gonna win tomorrow. We're not gonna win another game. But, yeah, that was it was crazy because I I was I I'm sure you felt the same way where it's like, wait. What's happening right now? Why is this a game?

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Yeah. There's How is this possibly a game right now?

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There are a few things. Like, again, Terry McLaurin could have had 3 more touchdown catches.

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Yeah. There was a few more.

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Like, very, very slight overthrows. The big the big issue for the commanders, I I don't think we'll stick around, and that's, like, the running game sucked today, with the exception of of Jaden just tucking in and going 20 yards whenever he felt like it. But our center was out, and we couldn't block anybody. So we couldn't get Brian Robinson to run game going. So, hopefully, when he gets back I'm still I I I feel like this could be an inbound shit pumping because I thought we were gonna wamp the Saints.

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Yeah.

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And it was not a wamp. It was a wamp for until Spencer Rattler showed up.

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And, again, I don't know what the hell Rizzie thought he was gonna get a

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spark with Jake. Did you see Rizzie, like, caressing the back of Jake Haynor's head? That doesn't really help Jake Haynor. I did that

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to Blake this morning. That's the same move, like, scratch on the back of the head.

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Yeah. That was weird. Who's a good quarterback? I didn't really Next week, anything anyone can win any game. Yeah.

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It's at home. Listen. Bengals are banged up. Max has got 1 foot.

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Yeah. Max is banged up. But I we can get to that later. I think that the the foot thing might be a good thing for Max.

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Really?

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I think it might be good vibes. Like, everyone's banged up. Like you said, Max absolutely gritting out a foot injury to do a podcast.

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True. True. Also, your win today officially eliminated the bears. Oh, sorry. So that's okay.

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I mean, that they should they really need to change the in the hunt and just be like, teams that are not eliminated, but everyone knows they're eliminated, just eliminate them. Yeah. Come on. Just just be like, hey. We they're eliminated.

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Yeah. Like, stop fucking around. This is stupid. Spencer Rattler, maybe the future. I don't know.

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I mean, I would Probably not.

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I would, without a doubt, start him next week.

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Yeah. Oh, definitely. I don't understand how you get to Jay Caner. No. Like, I don't I don't know how that decision took place when watching him.

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It seriously, it felt like a danger to him. When he got sacked, he he looked so much smaller than everyone else, and you're like, this is a problem. He's gonna be in, like, bodily harm every time he takes a snap.

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Yeah. He was like a crash test dummy. His ankles were, like, ending up over his head.

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Yeah.

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He got sacked somehow.

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Yeah. So, okay. Good good win. Needed that win. What's the playoff percentage at?

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Will you get, Max, what did you make that face for? Not a good win?

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I mean, that wasn't a good win.

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A way everyone had to

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win that game, did win that game. How about that? Had to win that game, did win that game. Yeah. I'm not gonna apologize, Max.

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What's the commander's chance of getting in? 82%? Yeah. I mean, if they had lost that game, it would have been very, very bad.

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But I don't know if Rams. I don't know if that counts this week because it says right there, it's got the New Orleans Saints symbol.

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No. It does. It counts this week.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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82 percent's pretty fucking good. 82% is good. I'm happy. Happy. Listen.

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This this season was supposed to be the season before the season. So Who do

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you guys have after

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the Eagles? We got the Eagles and the Falcons then the Cowboys.

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Right. And the Rams, have the Jets, I believe Yeah. Who they could be hot. Oh, memes is smiling smiling again. All it took was 1

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Jets win for memes to be like he

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put Aaron Rodgers' head back on his side.

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Keeps doing AI of me on different famous hand wheelchair people.

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Like, it was Stephen Hawking?

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He just face swapped me and sister Jean.

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Oh, that's good. I like that.

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If you could forward that to the group chat names.

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Yeah. That'd be nice. I would like to see all those. Alright. So just hold off the Rams, PFT.

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I know I can hold off the Rams.

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I'm doing everything that

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I can to hold off the Rams.

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Rams have Jets, Cardinals, Seahawks. It's gonna be tough. Listen. I'm excited. I'm happy.

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This is

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awesome for me. And, also, we might have Seahawks with Gino. We we just watched that.

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He might be in trouble. Yeah. He might be in trouble. Yeah. Significant trouble.

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Yeah. Yeah. No. You should be happy.

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I'm very happy, and I'm not gonna apologize for winning. I'm enjoying this season. It's been great.

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You needed that win. You got that win. Yep. That's all that matters. Alright.

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Next up, Chiefs 20 1, Brown 7. Chiefs finally win a game easily. The big story though is well, there's 2 big stories. Patrick Mahomes' high ankle sprain. Do we believe it?

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Do we think it matters? Because he I feel like this happens to him once a year, and he ends up being totally fine. And everyone's like, oh, man. He's banged up, but it'll be fine. Mhmm.

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So do we believe it?

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I think no. I don't believe it. Yeah. He has the ability to just go back and, like, hover over a a medical device kit, like, in a video game for a little bit, and he just recharges.

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Yeah. I mean, even if he misses a game, they they're 13 and 1. They're 2 games up on the on the buy. So, like, they could afford the the 1 bad thing for him is they play Saturday and Wednesday. Yep.

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So that's not exactly an easy schedule if you have a high ankle sprain, but the Chiefs could realistically sit him for a game, let him get healthy, and then win the last 2 games and still get the 1 seat.

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Yeah. The NFL is not gonna let Patrick Mahomes sit out on Christmas.

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No. No. Absolutely not. It happened in

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the Super Bowl. Carson Wentz. He's he's gonna be here for the Super Bowl. He went in halftime, got the super steroids, and was fine.

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Yeah. It didn't happen in the playoff game against the, Cavs as well. Whichever there

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was 1 where it was like, it looks bad. Yeah. It's really bad. Went to locker room. He was fine.

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Yeah. Yeah. So who do they have on Christmas day again?

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They have the Steelers. They play the Texans on Saturday and the Steelers on Wednesday.

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There's 0% chance that Carson Wentz he he'll be the Wentz who stole Christmas.

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Yeah. They can't they cannot let us have Carson Wentz on Christmas. But the bigger story is it might be over for Jameis

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in Cleveland. We needed something from him today. In Cleveland. We needed to see him play against the Bengals defense.

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In Cleveland is what we what we're saying. Not over forever, but he had 3 picks. The the Chiefs defense was insane today. They were they had, 6 6 turnovers. They had a bunch of sacks.

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They were also the 3rd, worst team in terms of takeaways going into this game. So they had 10 going into the game. They got 6 just today. And, yeah. That when you get benched for DTR, it's bad.

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He was, I'll say this. If you watch this game, the Chiefs defensive line was on fire, and Jameis had no time. So no 1 would have been able to to handle that.

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Also, he continues to be delivered from pick sixes. Yep. I think 2 of his interceptions were thrown into the opponent's end zone

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Yep.

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Which is as far away from a pick 6 as you can get. Yep. So he's improving. You know what? I'm okay with Jameis just like traveling the United States playing for various teams.

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Yeah. You know? Like, every fan base should be so lucky to have an experience like Jameis Winston for a season as a bridge quarterback.

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I don't know what's gonna happen now. I I it it getting benched for DTR is bad. Maybe it was just, we need to see a different look in this game.

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Maybe. There was also 1 1 of the interceptions, I think, was Trent McDuffie's. Yeah. He said after the game that he saw Jameis throw it to his side of the field on the video board during the play, so he turned his head around.

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So he's cheating.

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So he's cheating. Yeah. So you can see it also on on the replay of it from the end zone angle. He's he's trailing his guy into the end zone. He looks up at the video board in the end zone, and then he turns his head around to intercept it.

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That's cheating.

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That's cheating. You shouldn't be allowed to do that.

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That shouldn't count as a pick against Jameis.

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No. It shouldn't. That's that's a a pick against the jumbotron.

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Yeah. The the Browns are just a bummer to watch. And it is this is so Chiefs that they finally had a game where they it was, like, never a worry. They didn't they still didn't look, like, incredible because Patrick Mahomes is under fire. Like, their offensive line's a problem, but they have no no problems taking care of the browns.

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They're 13 and 1, and then they're like, hey. Let's just throw in a Patrick Mahomes ankle injury just so that we can get the haters and doubters back out.

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And then after the game was over, to make matters worse for Browns fans, they leaked a story that Deshaun Watson might come back and compete to be the starting quarterback

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next year.

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Why? They're

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not closing the door on Deshaun.

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Why? What was his injury, Achilles?

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He should

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never be in a room with door closed. Yeah, it was Achilles.

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This is I'm just bummed about Jameis. I'm really bummed about Jameis. Where does he go? Memes wants

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him on the Jets. Yeah. He wants him as a bridge quarterback who wins the Super Bowl on the Jets. That's actually a really that's a perfect bridge quarterback. Alright.

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So let's find a landing home for for Jameis next year. Maybe the Saints. Go back to New Orleans.

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Saints would be good. Actually, I wouldn't hate him on the Seahawks as Geno's back up. Yeah. That'd be fun. He should actually you know where he should go?

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He should go to the Dolphins. If if Jameis was on the Dolphins this year, they wouldn't have lost all the games the 2 was out for. That's true. And that'd still be a lot.

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And he would take shots. He would he would try to find Tyreke.

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Right. He wouldn't do this stupid dump off, offense that they showed us today.

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Yeah. Chiefs. Chiefs? Get him a get him a ring?

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That would be great. I'd be fine with Jameis ring ring chasing.

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Uh-huh. I have a question.

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Yeah. Eagles. Do you get

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do you guys get nervous about him going to a team that you can't rhyme the Jameis song with?

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I will figure it out.

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We can figure it out. Because I get worried.

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I'm not something that

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gets you worried.

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Yeah. That's what that's what I think of.

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I mean, we it's down in Cuyahoga now, so it's like you can think of something.

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I know. That was a good 1.

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Hey, boo. Just find a a city near wherever he's playing.

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Just a random city?

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I get nervous of him, like, going to the packers because that would suck.

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Yeah. We're going to a place where he couldn't root

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for him.

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Yeah. That's what I I would hate.

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That would that would really suck. Yeah. If you went to the Eagles Mhmm. That would suck.

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Or you

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went to the Cowboys. That'd be bad. He it's just bad. It's a bad it's a bummer. Although and there's something about the browns too.

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Like, it's extra bummer because late season browns games, the weather is just so gross. Yeah. And just the game looks disgusting.

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If he went to the cowboys, that'd be fun for a little bit because you could just I I would just lean into, like, bench

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Dak Prescott. Right. Star

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James. To be controversial. Yeah. James is so much

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better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't I don't know.

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I don't know what we're gonna do. I don't know what it feels like a crisis, though. Mahomes limping off. Yeah. I I mean, if it's a high ankle sprain for real, that's not he does do these crazy have you seen his workouts where he's like he he does the off season workouts where he's just twisting himself constantly?

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Mhmm.

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I feel like that does keep him, like, very healthy routinely, but high ankle sprain for 2 games, 3 games in 10 days is not exactly what you want if you're the Chiefs.

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No. And, also, for the brown it was just a bummer day for the Browns because Nick Chubb out for the season.

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Yeah. He broke his foot. And that might be I don't wanna say his career, but it definitely how old is Nick Chubb?

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It just feels like that old, but, yeah, it seems like him and

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He's had so many injuries. He's gonna be he's gonna be 29 in in a a week.

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Yeah. So I got a question for you.

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Bummer. Where was Taylor Swift today? Is she not at the game?

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Does she hate Cleveland? Because I my thought was the 2 biggest stars in the world both refused to go to Cleveland. Taylor Swift, Marlins man.

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Mhmm.

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That's the only place that Marlins man won't go. That's true. That. What is it about Cleveland that's keeping all the stars out?

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I thought she was in Cleveland. Dante Diddon said that he was trying to get her to go to, John Boy in Cleveland Oh. This weekend.

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Was he just sent it to another gallery?

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Well, I guess it was her birthday. Okay. So What? What?

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I just that's funny that he was trying to get her to go to

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He was like, I'm job boy. Yeah.

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I'll save a table for her.

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Yeah. I mean, he was you got a dream.

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It's a great place to have a birthday.

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Yeah. So I thought I thought she was there, but maybe

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she was.

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She didn't go

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to the game. Oh, wow. That's Isn't he from Yeah. Yeah. Travis is from Cleveland, so that was, like, it was, like, a big deal that it was, you know, maybe his last game in Cleveland.

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Where was Marlins' man today?

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Where was Marlins' man?

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Was he with Taylor Swift?

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That was the big question is where was Marlins' Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if there's

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word from stadium security is that Taylor Swift is not attending today's event.

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Interesting. Interesting. But she was in Cleveland according to my sources down to the dump this weekend. So she decided not to go. That really just tells trying to get you to help?

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No. No. He just tweeted. I just saw him tweet it.

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I think you probably thought that she since the chiefs were in town, she might be there.

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And it was her birthday. So he was like, yeah. It's her birthday dinner, and then we're gonna try to get her go to John Boy. I was like, fuck. Let's do it.

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Let me find let me find the tweet. Listen. You're laughing, but hey. He's a businessman.

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No. Yeah. Like, that would be unbelievable if if that had happened. Yeah.

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It would have been incredible to have popped off. He might have deleted the tweet. Shit. Well, he's gonna be mad

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at you, Hank, for laughing at this.

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I I love Dante. I love John Boy. I John Boy is

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a great bar. Also, great ratio for any any any guys out there.

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Not anymore.

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But they

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are Vicki Taylor Swift is gonna go to John Boy for her birthday. It's crazy.

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Why not? You're in Cleveland. Yeah. Where else

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are you gonna go?

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It's true. It's true.

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Yeah. Okay. Next game. Bengals 37, titans 27, Bengals still alive. Somehow.

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The Bengals, it could happen. It could happen. There is there is a path for the Bengals now.

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Yeah. It's, unfortunately, at at expense of the chargers, which I will get to, but I I'm gonna admit the chargers are not gonna win the Super Bowl or maybe even get to the playoffs.

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So look at look at the broncos schedule, though. Yeah. Look at the it might be more at the expense of the Broncos. Okay. Because the Broncos, they they do play the chargers next week, I think.

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And then they play the Bengals.

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Right? And they play the Bengals, and I think they play the Chiefs too.

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Right. Who they might the Chiefs will most likely have everything wrapped up, so they probably won't play anyone.

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Yeah. But still, it could happen.

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It could happen. The Bengals this was a a game where, like, at the beginning of the game, I was was like, what the fuck is going on? They're down 147, and and Joe Burrow's throwing a pick. And Mhmm. Everything looks weird in this.

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Like, oh, yeah. That's right. Unfortunately, it's Will Levis versus Joe Burrow, and he'll just throw some some interceptions your way, Bengals, and you'll be fine. The Bengals even had a, we had 2 Deshaun Jackson moments today. 1 which we'll talk about later that was very significant.

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But the Bengals, like, they they had no problem winning this game even though they started as slow as

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you could start. Yeah. This 1 was an unintentional unintentional Yeah. Deshaun Jackson.

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You just kinda just

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kinda with it. He got excited at the 1 yard line. Yeah. Freaked out. I thought the the better defensive player running with the ball in this game was Tavondre Swag.

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Oh, yeah.

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So our guy, Stathole, posted this. I think it's true. True. That's the heaviest player to ever run with a football in NFL history.

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He sent me that too, and Ted Washington, I feel like, was heavier.

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I don't know. Tavondre Sweat is £366. He might be. Yeah. And and I'll tell you what, he's faster than I am.

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The the stiff arm he threw on Alex Capa was ferocious. Yeah. Ferocious. And he was I love when a big guy picks up the ball and he's like, I may never get this again. I'm going to the house.

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Yeah.

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He made the most.

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And he was maybe 60 yards away from getting to the house, but he was trying to go to the house.

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So the league has an abundance of sweat on defense. Yeah. They got Montez, Tavondre, and Josh Sweat

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Yep.

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On defense. This is probably the sweatiest the league's ever been.

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Yep. He's awesome. It was an awesome run. And we also are just gonna continue the Joe Burrow should should be in the MVP discussion, but his team sucks because Joe Burrow, 6 straight games with 3 plus touch passing touchdowns, and he is now 6 straight games, 250 plus passing yards, 3 plus touchdowns. Only other person to do that is Tom Brady.

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He's insane. It's insane how good he's been, and they're not gonna make it in the playoffs, but he's been incredible.

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Yep. And the titans, good luck. Good luck with the rest of your season. I vote that we should probably put the titans with the jaguars. Yeah.

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We'll find something else to talk about.

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We don't need to talk about them anymore. They're probably not gonna win another game. I would oh, no. They play the jaguars. So I guess that game.

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On Thursday?

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I don't think it's a Thursday.

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Should be. You should flex that to Thursday. Like, a a doubleheader Thursday. That should be played at 4 PM. PM.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's like the titans titans are the 6 6, pick right now. There's so many bad teams.

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So many bad. So how many teams have 3 wins right now?

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There are, the patriots, the jags, the panthers, the titans, the browns. So that's, what, 5 teams. And then there's another 2 teams with 4 wins and 2 t so there's there's, 9 teams with 4 or less wins. Damn. It's a lot of bad teams.

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Pats and Panthers

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are are good 3 win teams, though. Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

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Okay. Good. Good. For 3 win teams? They're good.

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1 of the best 3 win teams in history?

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Out of that group, yeah. Like, I passing pandas are are the future is bright.

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Okay. Would you power rankings, you'd say they're the top 3 win team?

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Yeah. I mean, the pandas have been coming on strong, but I would say it's it's New England and Carolina. Cleveland? No. With Jameis?

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They just got rid of they don't even have a quarterback.

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Yeah. That's true. That's true. By the way, shout out Sam Hubbard because he scored a touchdown, which is very cool. Also got hurt on that, which sucked.

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And it like, in reading the tea leaves, he he might be a cap casualty this year, which would suck because he's, you know, been a Bengals legend, for them for however long now. But if that was his last play for the Bengals, kind of a cool way to go out scoring a touchdown.

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Yeah. What was the injury that he had?

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I think he said, possible PCL.

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Oh, that's not good.

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But it was like a contested catch too. It was an awesome catch.

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Yeah. It was great.

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Yeah. So that does suck for him. But if if it's the end, that's a very cool moment to have it be the end. I don't there's no way the Bengals are making the playoffs. What's their odds?

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There's no way the Bengals are making the playoffs. What? Like, 3%? I mean, we all want them to make the playoffs just because it'd be so much fun.

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It is there is a path, though. I don't believe the percentage that I saw earlier. My personal math. I did the math in my head. I've got them at 24%.

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I have them at 5%. They're at 5%. 5%. There's no chance. It's too low.

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It's it's wait.

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It's a big 5%. That's a huge 5%. It's a long 5.

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I just want them to at least be able to keep saying, like, we're still alive until the very end so they can keep trying as hard as they can.

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Well, we have killed them, like, 9 times.

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Yeah. And Joe Burrow's gonna probably end if he plays the rest of the season, which I would assume he will. He he's gonna probably lead the league in passing yards and touchdowns. So he's had an incredible year. Mhmm.

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And they just man, that's it's gotta be the most torturous feeling to look back at that schedule and be like, how do we lose this game? How do we let's do that real quick. Sorry. Sorry, Bengals fans. You're gonna wanna maybe, skip ahead here.

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Let's do the top Week 1. Top 3. How did they lose that game? Yeah. Week 1 to the patriots.

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Number 1, nonetheless.

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Week 1 of the patriots. Let's see. Oh, the chargers game was pretty bad too. That chargers game was bad.

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I think maybe the Ravens Both Ravens.

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3534. Both Rams.

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And then Ravens 4138. Yeah. The Steelers.

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So Chiefs game when they got screwed by the refs. All they needed was 1 if 1 of these changed.

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And you could look at the Commander's game week 3 and say, like, if they had if we had forced them to punt 1 time

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Yeah.

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We could have won that game.

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Yeah. If we had taken the Commander seriously. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

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Next up, Cowboys Panthers. Cowboys 30, Panthers 14. Hank, credit to you. You're exactly right. Thank you.

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Let's not have the Panthers be favorites anymore.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, sir.

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Very stupid.

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With 33 weeks in a row that there were underdogs Yep. Should have been 34. Yep. That was, that was an oversight by Las Vegas. Yep.

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But, yeah, the Cooper Rush looked pretty good today. I because I think he realized I should just continue to throw the ball to Ralph Wiggum, City Lamb.

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Yeah. Yes. Yes. Ralph Wiggum, feed him the ball. Mhmm.

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Enrico Dowdell is awesome. Yeah. He had, like, a 149 yards. He's been awesome. The the cowboys defense was all over Bryce Young.

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He, like, had no especially in the second half, felt like he had no time. Bryce Young kind of I mean, not a day you wanna forget. He's he's gone. He's done a lot better, but this was definitely a day he wants to forget because he had 4 turnovers or 6 sacks. He was just harassed the entire game.

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And I I think if you just keep getting the ball to Dowdle, it makes him a little turpin too. Yeah. Because, like, he's dynamic with the ball in it. Yeah.

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And then every now and then, just be like, Zeke. Yeah. You need 2 yards, Zeke will get you 1.

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I think they put Zeke in just just to make Jerry Jones happy.

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I feel like he had 1 good Just

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to make Jerry feel young.

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I feel like he had 1 good play. I I feel like I looked up and I was like, oh, shit. Zeke. And he wasn't, tackled for a loss. He had, his longest rush was 5 yards.

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There we go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No.

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It was his, he caught 1 ball for 11 yards. He's back. That's huge. He's it's, like, depressing watching Ezekiel Elliott run with a football in

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his hands. Yeah. You think he's happy though? Like, being like, well, probably not. But he gets at least like, he shouldn't be on an NFL roster anymore, and at least he gets to keep catching a paycheck.

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Yeah. They they did the rare bring him back and then pay him for his service that he provide you over the years. Yeah. Usually, that doesn't happen. Usually, you give some guy a contract who's still on your team.

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Like, in the NBA, this happened.

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Yeah. Jerry's good to his guys. Yeah. You get

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to your guys. But to bring someone back and then give them, like, a retirement contract is crazy.

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Yeah. Rico Donald was 25 carries, a 149 yards, 6 yards, carry. Zeke, they gave it to him 9 times for 30 yards, 3.3 yards per carry. Mhmm. That's really nice.

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That's really nice that they did that for him. Yeah. So Letting your letting your

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oldest dog have, like, a t bone steak. Yeah. Like, okay. This might be your last last week. Yeah.

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Let's make you feel good.

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By the way, the Cowboys won 3 straight. And I think Mike McCarthy or no. They've sorry. They've they've won 3 out of last 4. The Bengals game, obviously, with the, Leon Lett play.

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But, Let play. But are and they've saved Mike McCarthy's shot.

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I think they might have. I think they've

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saved Mike McCarthy's shot.

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I think he might be coming back next season. This is a game that if they lose, then you would think, okay, time to get rid of Mike.

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Right.

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But I think he's done enough where they'll bring him back. And then Steven Jones was talking about how, like, they need to figure out what they did wrong, the different procedures and mechanisms that need to be put in place as a front office to make sure that they could turn this around. It's still gonna be Jerry and Steven Jones Right. Making all the decisions. Yes.

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So it's gonna continue to be fucked.

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And they said, I think it's gonna be tight, this off season because they don't have a lot of money Yeah. Which is what they always are at.

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Yeah. Well, they couldn't get Derrick Henry last year.

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Yeah. Couldn't get Derrick Henry. He wasn't a fit. No. Also shout out to cowboys and Mike McCarthy for, at least attempting a 70 yard field goal.

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There should be more of that in the NFL.

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It was great. It was nice to see. I actually think that he can make that.

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I do too. Maybe not outside, but, I would agree. Indoors, I think Brandon Aubrey could make that. It's just fun to attempt it. Like, we haven't had that since Janikowski.

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I I just wanna see it. Every time there's a 70 yard field goal, you're like, holy shit. Everyone stop. Let's watch this.

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The Janikowski field goal was especially funny

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because 76.

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It was 76 yards at the end of the half, I think. And I it probably landed 15 yards short into the left. Yeah. This 1, he also hooked to the left a little bit. But I think just give him that's your purpose for the rest of the season, Mike McCarthy.

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Let's let's have him break the NFL record for longest field goal.

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Yeah. Yeah. Why not? But credit to you, Hank. You're right.

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The the panthers, as as as better they've been playing better football, should never be favorites. Yep. Should never ever be favorites.

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Also, there was a

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report that came out today. Stefon Diggs, he's gonna need, like, massive Trevon? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Trevon Diggs, gonna need massive massive surgery.

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Oh. Keep him out. Maybe into next year. So it's it's things are not looking good in Dallas.

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Wait. We're watching the Janakowski. Yeah. He was so short.

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I missed it to the right? Yeah.

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He missed it so, so short. But it was awesome that they attempted. Was that Lane Kiffin? I think it was. I think Lane Kiffin was the coach of the Raiders then.

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More of that.

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We need

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more of that in the NFL. Why not? Just the fuck it 70 yarder. Let's give it a shot. Alright.

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Anything else? I mean, these are these early games were just like like I said, we we went through it. We're just like, what are we watching? Like, all these games, there's no there's not a lot of teams that have winning records. But the cowboys, again, they're they're 6 and 8.

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I wouldn't have expected to be 6 and 8 at this point in the season No. If you asked me a month ago.

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Cooper Rush, he's been a good backup quarterback before.

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Yeah. He's kinda putting it I don't wanna say putting it together, but, yeah, he's putting it together as a backup quarterback. I think

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he's, he's handling business.

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Yeah. Relatively speaking, he's putting it together.

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He might be if you had a better record going into the Cooper Rush experiment, he would be keeping you afloat. Shredding water. Yeah.

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He would have been able

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to shred water for you.

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That's the thing is the the Cowboys sucked before Dak got hurt. Yep. So you can't be like, oh, Dak got hurt. And CD Lamb is still incredible. Okay.

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Ravens 35, giants 14, another 1 that was, oof, the New York Giants. So before the game, the the new sign on the plane was mister Mara, enough. We won't stop until you fire fire

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everyone. Plane

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or drone? It was a

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it was a plane.

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That was no. That was 1 of the good aliens. Yeah. It was an alien that watched ball.

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Mister Mara, enough. We won't stop until you fire everyone. It should be next week or whenever their next home game is, their last home game of the season. The tweet that was, to start the second half that said, Tim Boyle is warming up as if he's going to play in the second half. No sign of Tommy DeVito out of the locker room.

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That's it. That's the Giants. I that that sentence right there is the New York Giants, and it's as sad and bad as it gets.

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I like that because if you read if you read that in, like, a sarcastic voice, it's very funny. It's like Tim Boyle is warming up as if he's gonna get into this game. Yeah. No. He was.

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Tim Boyle's threatening to get into

[00:41:15]

this game.

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As if he would, and he did. Bad bad times in New York. But credit to Lamar Jackson. Great game from

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Lamar today.

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More touchdowns and incompletions. Yeah. 5 touchdowns, 4 incompletions.

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Yeah. Is he is Lamar back in the MVP conversation?

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He absolutely is. I think Josh Allen is I mean, what Josh Allen's done the last few weeks has been insane. Mhmm. But I know you have an MVP ticket on Lamar.

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That's why

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I wanna I'm happy to help. Back in the cup to help. I do too. I'm happy to help. Alright.

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Let's get going. Let's discuss it. People aren't mad at us at all about Travis Hunter,

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so let's

[00:41:47]

just hop right back in.

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Let's have the conversation. National Sports Podcast.

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2nd place right as of right now.

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So he's he's

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in the hunt.

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Yeah. And listen, if he if he just goes nuts for the last 4 games Yeah. Who's to say? Who is Odd Schmuds.

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All that all that matters is he's in second. He's 1 behind the leader.

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Odd Schmuds.

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Odd Schmuds. That's what we say. Lamar should be the MVP. Although, we love Josh.

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I'm will no. I'm willing to say right now he should not be the MVP.

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Okay.

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That's Josh Allen right now. But I think he's lurking.

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I will help you if

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you need No. You know what? I don't know. I don't wanna be greedy. I don't wanna get greedy.

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Alright. Well, I mean, we would have voted for Ash and Jetty if we had to vote.

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Yeah. I

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think we all agree on that. Yeah. Rashad Bateman's really good. That was the only other note I took. It's, like, finally, it feels like I the Ravens, they had that little lull, and it feels like they're I mean, we'll we'll find out on Saturday when they play the Steelers.

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Because if they beat the Steelers, it, like, kinda changes how the playoff picture might look. And, you know, they could hop up into the 3 seed, and it's like, oh, shit. This is gonna be a packed top 3. Not that the sealers aren't bad, but I I I do think the Ravens are better. And so this will be a very interesting question on Saturday because Lamar has struggled against the sealers.

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So, back

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to what we talked about on Friday. With this loss, now they are o and 8. O and 8. And so they would be the 1st team to go o and 9 if they lose at home to the Colts. Yeah.

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Which is like a double insult that it's the Colts that Yeah.

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Are gonna do it to them.

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Potentially. Maybe not, though. We don't know. Maybe they'll win. I'm gonna root for the Giants in that game.

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I wanna see the I don't wanna see the Giants do that.

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Yeah. Win 1 game.

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Give your fans 1 thing to to like, a a happy Sunday to drive home with.

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Guy who flies the plane, please do use that tweet, though. Tim Boyle is is is, warming up as if he's going in. Yeah. That's a good 1. Also, fun fact, Mark Andrews now is the franchise, record holder for the Baltimore Ravens for touchdowns.

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That is

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a good fact. Good for him.

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Kinda crazy. Yeah. Jamal Lewis was was the person he's he passed.

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This was a, maybe a get right game for Justin Tucker. Yeah. Extra points only.

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Yeah. 5 for 5. Yeah.

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It looked like he went right down the middle.

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Yeah. Felt good that he could see 1 go through.

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Yeah. He saw 5 go through today. Yeah. That's gotta be good for the confidence.

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Yeah. This this was not even I mean, this was this game was it's it's rare that you have a 16 point spread in the NFL and you're like, yeah. I'll take it. Yeah. Never doubt.

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Yeah. Fucking it's Tim Boyle and I mean, Tim Boyle did do an okay job force feeding it to Malik Nabors in the second half.

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Yeah.

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And Malik Nabors is good. Yeah. So and Malik Nabors okay. Here we go, Giants fans. Malik Nabors was seen warming up, in the streets of New York with Shador Sanders

[00:44:30]

this weekend.

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Is that true?

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Yeah. They were throwing a ball. They were just playing catch.

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I mean, that would be awesome for the Giants fan.

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Yeah. So that that's a little glimpse.

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Yeah. They got a little chemistry going.

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Yeah. Yeah. They were just throw throwing a little toss. Okay. Before we get to the other 2 early games, PFT, you had a couple quick ads.

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Okay. Game of the year for memes. Jets 32, Jaguars 25. This was memes. This was everything you wanted to see, not in the first half.

[00:47:23]

Aaron Rodgers started 3 for 8, 55 yards in the first half. And then in the second half, he was like, oh, yeah. Davontay Adams is my best friend, and I'm just gonna throw the ball to him. And Davontay Adams in the second half, he had no catches in the first half. He had 9 catches, a 198 yards, 2 touchdowns.

[00:47:41]

He had Davante Adams had a 145 yards in the final 4 minutes in regulation. And, Memes, are you back? Are you back? Unfortunately, not. It was it

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was almost every well, I'm backing on Rodgers.

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Yeah. No. That's what I'm asking.

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That's what I'm asking. I'm backing on Rodgers. Yeah.

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I'm not asking if you're back like, you guys have been eliminated from play. I was asking for the future of Rodgers

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back. No. You're right. Yeah. Yeah.

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You're you're eliminated. You have a quarterback. I gotta remind you. You're eliminated.

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Yeah. But your team could be complete as a whole going into next year Right. Would be being back in my head. Okay. We don't have a coach.

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Unfortunately, our defense is bad. Yeah.

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But Sauce very bad.

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Sauce Garner was also bad.

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He got the game winning pick.

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Got the game winning pick. Mhmm. But he he was very bad today as well.

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Okay. But are you back? I'm back. On Rogers.

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I'm backing on Rogers. I'm back You

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put his fat head back up on the on you you Yeah.

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I didn't put him on his body, but he's next to

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because you had ripped it off. You'd ripped his his head off his body?

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Yep. Ripped it ripped it completely off. His arms are also gone.

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And then he so are you putting him back on? His arms? Everything.

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Just the head. I think the arms got thrown out.

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Okay.

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Oak

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okay. Did you throw him out? Yeah. Okay. So are you back in on Aaron Rodgers with Davante Adams?

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I'm back in on Aaron Rodgers if that means we get to keep Davante Adams.

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Okay.

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But if you have to parent trap Davante Adams into staying

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What if something happens and Davante is not there next year? Still back on Aaron Rodgers? No.

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Oh. You

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need you need both. We

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need both.

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Yeah. He's mom and dad. Yeah.

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Who's daddy?

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Damn. That was I mean, it was incredible, the second half. It was it felt like vintage, Rogers and Davante Adams.

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Felt like vintage Rogers. The offense was clicking. Garrett Wilson is still stud. Al Al Lazard still can't catch.

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Mhmm.

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So there'd be another touchdown added on to that. Mhmm. There was a dot in there. Mhmm.

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It was beautiful. Yeah. Jaguars' throwbacks were awesome. Doug Peterson's hair looked extra white.

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Yeah. They were great jerseys.

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And, also, I came to the conclusion that I don't think there's maybe we could do a research topic on this, but I think Mac Jones might be the cockiest bad quarterback of all time.

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Mhmm. Drulak?

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Drulak is cocky, but, like, not in a Drulock has swagger. His highs are and he also has swag it's not like cockiness that's like like, Mac Jones made he had, like, a run today where he was, like, he was doing the dikembe finger.

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The rizzler.

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Yeah. He was doing everything. It's like, dude, you're you're Mac Jones. What are you doing?

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He called it. Sound Reddick a bitch.

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Yeah. Like, he is he is legitimately cocky for how bad he is. Because you know what I mean? Like, Drew lock has swagger, but I don't I don't I don't think it it think of it as, like, total cockiness. Mac Jones, like, he'll talk shit to someone down on a 3 and 10 team down a million.

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Mhmm.

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And cry.

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And then cry. Yeah. Look at this. Look at this. He did the Rizzler.

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Oh, wow. Yeah.

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He he he did a I I don't know if you have the finger wag. He did 1 where he was just like he was doing the Dikembe finger wag at them.

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I need to sit down and think about this. The the the worst quarterbacks with the most confidence.

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Yeah. With the it's not confidence. It's cockiness. It's because confidence like, I want confidence, and and confidence is good, but he's cocky. Johnny Manziel?

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Yeah. But he was so good at

[00:51:15]

college. College?

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Yeah. He was Johnny football.

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I mean, Mac Jones is good in college too. Yeah. True. He's just Jimmy g.

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Yeah. He does.

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Jimmy g wasn't cock like, he didn't Yeah. No.

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Jimmy g wasn't cocky.

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He didn't come off cocky.

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No. No. Mac Jones is cocky. You agree. Right?

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Oh, yeah. For sure. It's crazy. It's crazy to watch him play football and be, like, where why is he

[00:51:39]

talking to you? Club kid cocky too. Like, he's, like, my dad's a lawyer. Yeah. Like, he's a rich kid cocky.

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Like Yeah. Drew Lock actually had possessed swag.

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Yeah. Right. He's got aura. Mac Jones is just like, yeah, he he's got the cockiness of my dad will sue you, which is not good cockiness. Brian Thomas is also really, really good.

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Yeah. He was there force feeding him, and it was but, yeah, I don't know. I something about it, Mac Mac Jones, he just he

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just because most backup QBs too are like backup QBs. They like, he still got that I'm a starter Yeah. Energy.

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Like yelling at people, pointing at people.

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He's also like doing, dude? Kind of a dirty player.

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Yeah. Definitely.

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Yeah. Oh, it's good that you can see it. Took you a while, but you can finally say that.

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Yeah. He was just a competitor when he was on the patriots.

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Yeah. Memes, would you like to talk about, Bill Belichick trying to be the Jets head coach? Sure. Do you believe that report?

[00:52:37]

I do believe it.

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But it was done by a Rossini. Yeah. The Rossini.

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I'm marking down which 1 she's right about and which 1 she's wrong.

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Got it.

[00:52:45]

So we we talked about this earlier, and I think she's, what, 3 for 4? 2 for 3. Well, what was the 1 that she was wrong about that you claimed?

[00:52:51]

That they were benching Aaron Rodgers.

[00:52:54]

That there were discussions about benching Aaron Rodgers?

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After the buy, they're going to bench him.

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Was the report they will be benching Aaron Rodgers? Yeah.

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So you I don't remember. I

[00:53:03]

don't remember.

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So you believe the Belichick 1?

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There's no 1.

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That's what

[00:53:06]

Please forward that to our files, Mitch.

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Yeah. You believe the Belichick 1?

[00:53:09]

I believe the Belichick.

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I actually

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I mean, it would make sense why he all of a sudden decided to go to UNC. Like, if he tried to go to the jets and the jets were like, no. That's the 1 franchise that say should say yes. So 1 franchise he shouldn't wanna go to. So it's almost like him bending over backwards to be like, give me a job, please.

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Yeah.

[00:53:27]

He seemed desperate. Right.

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Yeah. Which is why I think the report was put out there by the jets. Yeah. They saw their 1 opportunity to get a clean shot in at Bill and be, like, hey, he's down so bad that he even wanted to work for us. Yeah.

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Which is maybe not the same own that they think

[00:53:41]

that it is. Hank, do

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you believe it? No. I mean, he took shots at the ownership on the Manning cast. I could definitely see it being a petty, like, I could see him floating it out there, but I don't think it was too serious by Belcek. He also did you guys see his his contract, like, details with the buyout?

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Oh, yes. Like, $1,000,000. He basically

[00:54:00]

has it set up where he could potentially, like, take an NFL job this this offseason.

[00:54:06]

Well, yeah. If, like, some team needed to coach in June,

[00:54:09]

he would just do it. He could do it. So he might never coach at UNC.

[00:54:13]

So he's that'd

[00:54:13]

be very funny.

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So, like, if an NFL coach gets fired during the off season, then Bill could take their spot.

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Yeah. I guess that's true with, like, black Monday or whatever. Like, they usually get settled by June. But, yeah, the the way they structure the contract to be specifically, like, you know, after June 1st, then the buyouts a lot less makes it seem like he is still, you know, telling UNC, like, I kinda wanna coach the NFL.

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Yeah. Right. Who do we found here memes? Aaron Rodgers disputed Diana Racine's report. He doesn't wanna play for the jets in 20 that doesn't say anything about benching.

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That's for next year. Mhmm.

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But he does say I don't talk to that person.

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Yeah. Okay. Well, we didn't think he did.

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She can have sources that aren't finding Rogers. Yeah. But, also, it feels weird that you're talking to yourself.

[00:55:01]

You're picking in

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I'm I'm telling Max. Max is in charge of looking stuff up.

[00:55:05]

You're you're you're telling me to

[00:55:06]

find something that doesn't hurt, dude.

[00:55:08]

He's mad at you.

[00:55:09]

Find the report. You haven't found it.

[00:55:11]

Find the

[00:55:11]

report. Imaginary story. Right. Max, you write it.

[00:55:15]

He's got 1 foot, dude.

[00:55:16]

If Max can't find Luigi being Greek, he's not gonna be able to find this. We got we're gonna have to talk about your foot. The, okay. So backing on Rodgers being the quarterback next year with Davontay

[00:55:30]

Adams. I think so because this game told you a lot. Did it? The defense led up so many points against a Mac Jones led team.

[00:55:39]

But he's cock Couldn't score

[00:55:41]

a touchdown until the Q4 against the Titans last week.

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Yeah.

[00:55:44]

Right. So I think you just if because if you draft a a quarterback top 10, you're still neglecting so many parts of the team that you have so many holes.

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Yeah. But if the thing is about the NFL, if you have a very good quarterback, then everything else kinda changes.

[00:56:00]

Mhmm. But you are are gonna have the 8th pick, so you probably don't wanna take a quarterback there.

[00:56:05]

Yeah. And all the quarterbacks are going back to their team in college. Yeah. True. It's like day by day, somebody just keeps going back.

[00:56:11]

Yeah.

[00:56:11]

Alright. So you wanna fix the defense first?

[00:56:13]

I think fixed defense. Hire coach. Hire coach. Hire coach.

[00:56:18]

Well, no. Hire coach first.

[00:56:19]

Wait. Hire a GM first or a coach?

[00:56:22]

Hire GM. GM first.

[00:56:24]

Coach. Coach. Promote son. Promote son. Who?

[00:56:31]

What? The owner's son. Yeah.

[00:56:32]

Promote your son.

[00:56:33]

Oh, yeah.

[00:56:33]

Yeah. There's a rumor. He

[00:56:34]

was making a lot of the decisions. Okay.

[00:56:36]

Yeah. Promote your son to g may just make your son the GM.

[00:56:40]

Right. Yeah.

[00:56:40]

Yeah. And coach. Yeah. Aaron Rodgers bridge. Bridge Okay.

[00:56:45]

To Jameis.

[00:56:47]

Jameis could be on the team too.

[00:56:48]

Okay. Co bridges.

[00:56:50]

Co bridges.

[00:56:50]

If you have 2 bridges, you don't have 1.

[00:56:52]

Yeah. That would actually make it a lot stronger. Yeah. There's 2 bridges sitting going right next

[00:56:56]

to each other. Give it another go next year. Yep. Then quarterback the next year.

[00:57:04]

Okay. Okay. Alright. That's a good plan.

[00:57:06]

So maybe maybe compete for the division next year with the bridge?

[00:57:11]

Oh, yeah. We're definitely competing next year.

[00:57:13]

Okay. Yeah. In your mind, what does a bridge quarterback mean?

[00:57:21]

Someone to help you compete Mhmm. And win the Super Bowl.

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Mhmm.

[00:57:25]

Okay. Got it. That's that's it.

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That's a bridge. Got it. Realistic. Got it. Okay.

[00:57:30]

Next game, Texas 20 Dolphins 12. Tua, that was bad.

[00:57:38]

The Dolphins might bum me out as much, if not more than any other team.

[00:57:43]

There we talked about it on Friday, though. We forgot about it. We I was trying to remind everyone. The Dolphins playing good teams will always suck, and that's what happened. The Texans are over 500.

[00:57:54]

The Dolphins suck against them. But, yeah, they were now, obviously, Jalen Waddle getting hurt and Du Bois getting hurt, which is very, very scary and hope he's okay. Limited their offense, but watching that game and watching the Dolphins just run basically the same, like, little dump off screen over and over and over again, and then it was just dump off dump off to an interception was so maddening and so frustrating to watch. And the Dolphins' defense actually played pretty well, but get this team out of here.

[00:58:29]

I thought that, I mean, Tua was dumping off a little bit early in the game, and then after the injury to his receiver, DeBose Yeah. He he felt it to me, it felt like he didn't want to throw anything across the middle, which on a human level, I I kinda get it. Yeah. I understand it. That was, like, a really scary moment for for everyone.

[00:58:45]

But, yeah, the offense didn't look like it looked like the Steelers offense that we saw, like, the last 2 seasons. Yeah. It was, it was not fun.

[00:58:52]

No. It was not fun. It was a bummer to watch.

[00:58:54]

And when you see Mike McDaniel on the sideline when he's when he's bummed out, that bums me out

[00:58:59]

too.

[00:58:59]

Yep. It was just It's like some coaches have the capacity when their team is playing bad to at least get super pissed off, and then that that makes me entertained

[00:59:08]

Right.

[00:59:08]

When I get to see them, like, grabbing people and spitting and shit. Mike McDaniel just he he just gets sad

[00:59:14]

Yeah.

[00:59:14]

On the side line.

[00:59:15]

It was it was a tough, tough watch. And Tua just it was bad. So, He just kept on throwing picks

[00:59:21]

to Derek Stingley. So you remember that Dolphins Broncos game? Remember that 1 where the Dolphins scored 70 points? Yes. And blew out the Broncos?

[00:59:29]

Yes. So since that game, the Dolphins are 14 and 15 and the Broncos are 17 and 11.

[00:59:35]

Yikes. Yikes. It flipped. They flipped. Yeah.

[00:59:40]

They're a bummer to watch. I don't I don't wanna watch the Dolphins anymore. No. And they're I mean, that that was their season because I think if they have won this game, they would have a 31% chance, and now they have a 4% chance of making the playoffs.

[00:59:53]

And the Texans, I believe they clinched the AFC South. Yes. They did. Because they won and the Colts lost. Right?

[00:59:58]

Yes. Yes. They did. Credit to the Texans. Like, I still don't know what to make of the Texans, especially offensively.

[01:00:04]

They had a 181 total yards, which is kinda crazy. They they did not they couldn't run the ball at all. It it felt like their offense was, Tua throwing a pick and then CJ Stroud doing something awesome to Nico Collins. Mhmm. And, I mean, the game flipped on the incredible fake punt, which was an awesome call.

[01:00:24]

Awesome play call. Awesome design. But, yeah, I don't know what to make of it. Like, the Texans don't give me any confidence when I'm watching them offensively. It doesn't feel like they have any rhythm.

[01:00:34]

So the

[01:00:35]

Texans, they could they could win 2 out of their next 3 because they got the Chiefs next week. Right? Yeah. And maybe no Mahomes. Maybe no Mahomes.

[01:00:44]

Then they host the Ravens, probably a loss. But that's Christmas. Right? Yeah. That is that's the Beyonce game.

[01:00:52]

And then last week at the titans. So they'll probably end up with 11 wins.

[01:00:57]

I don't know if they're gonna win 2 out of the last 3.

[01:00:59]

You don't think so?

[01:01:00]

I don't think even without Mahomes, I don't I don't know if I trust. Is that at Kansas City?

[01:01:04]

That is at Kansas City.

[01:01:05]

Yeah. Carson West was gonna win that game.

[01:01:07]

You think so?

[01:01:07]

Yeah. Carson wants to win

[01:01:08]

that game. I think the Texans end up with 11 wins, and they become the most disrespected 11 win team of all time. But rightfully so. But maybe rightfully so.

[01:01:19]

Maybe rightfully so.

[01:01:20]

And then you've got they could then play against the, the Ravens.

[01:01:25]

In the And Oh, yeah. It'd be the Ravens around the Steelers depending on who wins the, AFC North. Yeah. I don't I don't know if the type Texans are gonna win. I I I still even with Carson Wentz, I I just don't trust their defense.

[01:01:38]

I mean, their offense at all. Yeah. I like, their offense doesn't it hasn't looked it's boom or bust. If Joe Mixon's going crazy, like, it feels like every every game, it's either you'll know right away. Like, Joe Mixon's gonna go for a 150 or he's gonna

[01:01:51]

go for 20. So if you're if you're a Texans fan, you're probably not happy with how your offense looked this year compared to last season. Right?

[01:01:57]

Right.

[01:01:57]

So Bobby Slovak was named as thrown out a lot last season as being, like, the next up and coming coordinator that's gonna be a head coach somewhere.

[01:02:04]

Yep.

[01:02:05]

He's probably not gonna get that buzz this offseason.

[01:02:07]

No. In fact Well, the Bears will probably find a way to fire him.

[01:02:10]

I think a lot of Texans fans wanna fire him. Yeah. Wanna move on. This might be the best thing, though. You might get, you know, 3 seasons of CJ Stroud with Bobby Slowek because he didn't have a great 2nd year.

[01:02:22]

Yeah. Sophomore slump.

[01:02:24]

Yeah. So, yeah, you I I think the Bears are gonna hire him somehow.

[01:02:28]

You think so? Yeah. Somehow. I mean, CJ looked good last year.

[01:02:32]

He did. He looks really good last year.

[01:02:34]

And he has a it's not all on CJ Stroud. I mean, their offensive line has has struggled, and, I just don't I don't have any confidence. It's weird because you like, what you said, say they get to 11 wins. Like, when I look at the AFC, I don't know if you feel the same way, but I think of the Chiefs, the Bills, and the Ravens, and maybe the Steelers. We'll see.

[01:02:56]

I haven't even thought about the Texans No. As being a threat to any

[01:03:00]

of those teams No. In any type of capacity. I mean, the Broncos are kinda there too.

[01:03:06]

Yeah. The Broncos are there. I don't know if the Broncos can win, you know, multiple playoff games.

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But right now, if if the Broncos went to Houston Oh. Or surrounding the playoffs. Yeah. Yeah. Are you taking the Broncos?

[01:03:16]

I would

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take the Broncos. I'd take the I'm not putting the Broncos in the Chiefs, Bills, Ravens category. That that seems a little too far. Wouldn't you agree?

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Yeah. I would. Yeah.

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Okay. Yeah. Bummer of a game. Bummer of a game. Okay.

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Next up, we're finally in the afternoon. We'll finally get to get get to some good games, but we got 1 more game that didn't really matter. Cardinals 30, patriots 17. Hank, Drake made 10 for 10 in the first half.

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He's played well. He's he's enjoyable to watch. Interceptions not his fault. Hits guys in the hands, and they just hand it to the other team.

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Yeah. There was that 1 that was so like, who is that? Booty. Booty.

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Yeah. How many times has Booty done today?

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Year? A lot and

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a lot of drops. I think probably, like, 3 or 4 times. He's just played volleyball to a defensive player. But it's it's the the the path is clear. Stay keep losing, Travis Hunter.

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Okay.

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Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

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Like, Drake made Travis Hunter gets gets the juices

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from him.

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Yeah. Wide receiver. I mean, Travis Hunter and

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Christian Gonzales. And then Travis Hunter, Christian Gonzales. Yeah. Yeah. That's elite.

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Why not do it both in the pros? Be the first to do that.

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Wow. Okay. What about, what about mayo? You still a mayo boy?

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No. And even better. So then today, no. I've never really been a mayo boy. I I think the whole everything I've ever said on this program has not been, like, a big button on May.

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I've always kinda said he feels like a puppet for Kraft. But today, they were cutting to the booth and the lip readers, they had Jonathan Kraft taking notes, and you could clearly read his lips being like, the play calling is terrible.

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Oh. Uh-oh.

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But that's not Mayo, is it?

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It's the head I mean, that if you're taking notes and you're the, you know, the owner owner's son, like oh, is that a catch? That's not a good sign.

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No. It's not.

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But it is a good

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sign if you want a new head coach.

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Yeah.

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So I think I think it was a win. Today was a great day. Win wins all around.

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If you were to find out that Mayo was coming back next season, you would be bummed out.

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Yeah. I would be I I wouldn't understand it. I would be like, let's let's it I would say exactly what I said about Matt Eberflus, and I would but I would I was joking being like, there has to be a reason to bring it back knowing that there isn't and he's a bad coach.

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Yeah. I I think they will bring him back. And the reason why is because of Robert Kraft. Because Robert Kraft doesn't wanna seem like he's a guy that's short-tempered. He doesn't wanna admit that he made a bad decision.

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He wants a guy that he will allow to grow into the role of a head coach.

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I don't think so. I don't

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actually on the hot seat like this?

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I think he is. I mean, you tell me. Why would your why would if you're the owner and your son's sitting next to you taking notes?

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Probably because Alex Van Pelt is on the hot seat.

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I I mean, I didn't realize he was maybe on the hot seat, but it would make sense. He hasn't been it it hasn't exactly been inspiring.

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And I don't think Kraft I mean, I think there's something to be said about, like, the you know, he clearly cares about the PR and and the perception and stuff. The fans are not necessarily on his side. I don't think they like Mayo, so this might be, like, a way for him to kinda get back, you know, in the good graces of the fans. Right.

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I just think that Robert Kraft, he wants to be, he he visions himself like, the steelers organization where it's like a stable franchise. So I don't think he would want to fire a coach after 1 year.

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What is this Jared Mayo giving his postgame press conference after the game? It's just a video of Osama bin Laden.

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Yeah. That's not that's not

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So maybe he's on the hot scene.

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Community notes.

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Yeah. That does seem like alright. This guy said the Kraft family would bring back Jerrod Mayo and his staff because they do not wanna admit a mistake.

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Yeah. There you go.

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Yeah. Yeah. But you yeah. This it seems like a bad situation, Hank, because you don't wanna why would you bring him back just so you don't wanna make a miss like, you're just making a mistake.

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You're delaying the inevitable. Yeah. You're delaying the inevitable.

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If you think he's not the guy, Belichick would get rid of him 1 year too early. Yeah.

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Patriots did

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what he was playing.

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Patriots head coach Jerrod Mayo was asked if there was a consideration to running Drake Mann 3rd and 1 and 4th and 1 in the red zone because of his rushing ability. Mayo responded, you said it. I didn't. What?

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What's that? So that seems like it's a shot at Alex Van Pelt.

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Oh, on a follow-up, he said it's always my decision. I would say the quarterback obviously has, you know, a good pair of legs.

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Yeah. So he's blaming his coordinator.

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Yeah. That's that's not that does seem Matty Eberflus esque. Mhmm. Yeah. You're dealing with a similar situation.

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Cardinals, the I mean, I expected them to to play well today, and they did. James Conner had a big day. They still are alive, especially because I we're watching Sunday Night Football right now, and Gino might be he might be out for the year. So that kinda opens some things up. Yeah.

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There was 1 Although the cardinals already have played the seahawks twice, and they lost both times.

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Kyler did have that 1 that 1 interception. It was a bad interception too. They got called back from roughing the pass.

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Yeah. It was just a bullshit.

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I feel so bad. I feel so bad for defensive players, especially when you're trying to hit Kyler Murray, whose his strike zone the head is already pretty low for him. And then he ducked into it as he was going to the ground.

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That was purely a a interception that or, sorry, a roughing the pass. It was like, he's too small. We have to protect

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He's just a little he's just a little guy.

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Yeah. But his heads are at the defender's arms. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And he ducked too. This is why the NFL needs the super challenge. We've seen it a bunch this year. The super challenge should be a thing. Challenge anything.

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Challenge anything. Once again, if you can see that the call is wrong on the replay, the super challenge turns it over immediately.

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I like that.

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Doesn't matter if it's

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orange flag.

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Yeah. Orange you like that? Oh, the orange flag. What if you have to light it on fire?

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That would be cool too.

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You can't use it after.

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Like a magician?

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Yeah. You you light it on fire, but then it's gotta, like maybe it explodes

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Yeah.

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On the field. Like a grenade. Grenade. Yeah. You hit a grenade.

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The challenge grenade.

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If you hit a if you hit a ref, that's fair play.

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Dude, the challenge grenade, you tell me that that wouldn't drive ratings up? It would stop the game. The NBA fucked up their whole challenge system. Now nobody watches. Yeah.

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If Steve Kerr had a grenade that he would throw onto the court, damn right people would tune in.

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Yeah. I'm in. Challenge grenade. Yeah. Do it.

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Alright, Hank. Anything else?

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No. Good loss.

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Good loss.

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Good loss.

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Yeah. You're,

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And it was it was nice.

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On your 3rd pick overall.

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Yeah.

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So could be Travis Hunter. Although the jags oh, no. Sorry.

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No. It's 2 they got

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2 QB teams. It's Raiders. Yeah.

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2 b teams.

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Would you want them primarily as a receiver or primarily as a corner?

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Primarily, I think he's better as a corner. I would I don't know. He's better as a corner. He's better as a corner. Yeah.

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Him and Chris But he's really good as But it's also like he'd be fun because they would mix it up and and probably do returns. He could probably Yeah. Every time they put him on the field, like, they could throw him in the field for, you know, formations and stuff and just get the people people going.

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If you had him and Christian Gonzales, that would be such an awesome pair. Of course, that'd be the Patriot missile, no fly zone.

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Yeah. Very hard to stop.

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Yeah.

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Okay. We got some games that actually had some meaning in the afternoon. Bucks 40, Chargers 17. I'd like to speak to Max and Max only. Max, I think that the chargers are probably dead.

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I think I agree. Yeah. JK Dobbins getting hurt against the Ravens, really. They can't run the ball anymore. And that wasn't the difference in this game because the bucks are actually really good, and Baker was incredible.

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But, it I don't I think the chargers could still make the playoffs. I do not think they can win a playoff game. Sucks.

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Ladd's back, though.

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Ladd is back. He had a couple drops. He had a

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few drops today.

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Few drops. Like, he

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was in

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I mean,

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this lad shape.

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It was a close game, and then it was just the bucks dominating in the second half. Mike Evans, who we are a big Mike Evans podcast, respect Mike Evans. He's 1 of the greatest receivers of all time. He had a 159 yards, 2 touchdowns. He is now 749 yards, so he's got a average 83 0.7 yards in his final 3 games to reach a 1000 yards for the 11th straight season.

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Mhmm.

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And that's all 11 years of his career. Yep. Mike Evans is incredible. Yeah. He's legit.

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But, yeah, Baker was on fire today. Baker was 22 for 27, 288, and, 4 touchdowns. And the chargers just, like, they got gashed.

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And he also ran with the ball pretty well.

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Yeah. They gave up 505 yards to the Bucks.

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Yeah. The defense the the once vaunted chargers defense does not look good when they have to play against good quarterbacks. Quarterbacks.

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They just look like they've run out of gas, and and I don't I don't know what it is. I mean, the the Bucks it's more the Bucks are playing great football right now, and the Bucks that was a huge win for the Bucks because that was their last game against the team over 500. So, you know, they're up in the NFC South right now, and they control their own destiny, and they have the cowboys, panthers, and saints to finish the season. Last 2 games at home. The Bucs are a dangerous team.

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Yeah. Very good.

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Are a dangerous team.

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I think they're a very good team. Yeah. They're playing they played well all season. And when they had their best players out, they still played well just with worst players.

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Yeah.

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So they're they've been kinda, like, consistent even though at times they weren't very good, if that makes sense at all. Yeah.

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No. It makes perfect sense.

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So now that they've got their some of their better players back, yeah, they're they're a legitimate threat, I think, in the playoffs. This game got off to a great start because our good friend coach Harbaugh had judge Judy serve as

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1 of the

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1 of the captains Yes.

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For the

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chargers before the game. He's been a huge fan of judge Judy. I always laugh when I see those pictures of Harbaugh and his dad sitting at a live taping

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Yeah.

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Of Judge Judy.

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The best.

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I so he's pulling out all the stops. What else can you do if you're Harbaugh?

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I know if you're He brought up the big guns. You can't lose the Judge Judy game. You can't lose the Judge Judy game. That's brutal.

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Yeah. It's bad.

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Like, what do you do next?

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Well, to be fair, also, Herbert, he got hurt in the first half.

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Yeah. He got rolled up on it.

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It fucked his ankle up. He's had just a rotating series of I feel like he goes back and forth between both of his ankles. Yeah. You just keep getting fucked

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up all the

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time. I'm not gonna make excuses. I think the chargers are just playing bad football right now. Like, they even that game against the falcons, they they kinda got dominated and were lucky to win it. So, you know, they've been playing good teams, the Chiefs and the and the Bucks and the Ravens.

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So you can you can say, like, hey. They've had a tough schedule, but still, you would have liked them just to be a little bit more competitive against the Bucks in the second half, and they just got absolutely worked. Worked. And it feels like it's just 2 2 teams going in 2 different directions when when you're talking about the bucks and the chargers.

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This is a big game for the bucks too. So now what are they at? 87% to make the playoffs?

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Yeah. And they and and I wouldn't be I don't think the falcons are gonna lose to the to the raiders on Monday night football, but I wouldn't be shocked. It could happen. Because that's just something the falcons would do. Yep.

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They would they would do something stupid like that and have Desmond Ridder, revenge game. And, yeah, I the Bucks are a team I wanna see in the playoffs because they will and and that will be a very, very interesting 1st round matchup because they'll play, 1 of the NFC North teams, and it will be like They've beaten the Lions. They've beaten the Lions. They've beaten the Eagles.

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But they're not gonna play the Lions in the 1st round.

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Yeah. The well, no. They absolutely could play the Lions in the 1st round. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. The Vikings could get the 1 seat. Yeah. Or the Vikings get the 2 seat. Vikings are very much alive to be and they play they play the lines, I think, week 18.

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So the vikings are not vikings are there. They're they're we we we kinda forgot about the vikings, but with the lions lost today, the vikings are

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there.

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I've mentally had the vikings just locked into that 5th seed.

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No. They are they are very much, sitting there being, like, we this this this 1 seed could be ours if they keep winning. Because I think the 1 seed comes down to, conference record. So I guess they would be tied with the eagles. I don't know how they'd figure that 1 out.

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But the vikings, if they went out, they're they're they would if they went out, they win the north. That's for a fact. So they control their own destiny in that respect. Alright. But, yeah, the Bucks I I'm excited to see the Bucks in the playoffs.

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I like Baker. He's been awesome. Todd Bowles still can't figure out when to go for 2.

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He has no idea. No idea. No idea when to punt.

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No idea when to call a time out.

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No idea when to go for 2. None. But it didn't matter today.

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Didn't matter today because they kicked the shit out of the, they kicked the shit out of the the chargers and the chargers. It's sad. I'm sad. I'm sad about the chargers. I do they're gonna still make the playoffs.

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The problem is the entire idea of them making the playoffs was that they wouldn't have the 7 seed. They'd have the 6 seed, and they wouldn't have to play the bills. Now they're in the 7th seed, and they would have to play the bills if the playoffs started today.

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I think the eagles have the tiebreaker over the vikings, by the way.

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Oh, they do.

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Lost to the Rams, and we beat the Rams.

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Oh, there you go. Okay. But the the Vikings, if they went out, would would would, at bare minimum, have the 2 seed.

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Yeah. They would win that division.

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Yeah. Okay. Next up.

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Oh, wait. No. Yeah. Memes makes a good point. They beat the falcons.

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Uh-oh. So Crunch the numbers.

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Crunch the numbers. Well, you guys beat the falcons too. Right?

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Oh, shit. PFT. I don't know if you saw this, but Saquon We beat the commanders.

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That's true. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So you guys have the tie breaker overs.

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I don't know the numbers. I don't know the numbers.

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Find it. You need to know the numbers. These are the most important you've been begging for the lions to lose another game for the last month, and they finally did did and you don't have the numbers? You gotta fucking you gotta know the numbers. This is inexcusable.

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There it is. The Philly and Vikings went out. There it is. The tiebreaker for the numb click that click the, Max, your your foot's broken, not your brain. Right?

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Okay.

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Scroll down.

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Scroll down.

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See? It's a

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red flag. Says it right there.

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Strength of victory would be

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the tiebreaker.

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Okay. What does strength of victory mean?

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I don't know. I like that, though.

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Like, the best teams that you've beaten?

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Yeah. Or how bad you've beaten them? They I think it's how bad you've beaten them. High Minnesota has a higher strength of victory. It sounds like a shitty video game, doesn't it?

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Yeah. Oh, it's oh, it's the oh, victory.

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It sounds like a shitty video game, doesn't it?

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Yeah. Oh, it's, oh, it's the oh, it's, it's the teams you play, like the win loss record for the teams you play. Okay. So that will probably hurt the Eagles

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because they're gonna win loss record for the teams you beat.

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Yeah. Yeah. Teams you beat.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Strength of victory. So that would hurt the Eagles because they don't I think they still have to play the cowboys. And, have you played the giants twice?

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No. We we play

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the giants and the cowboys. So that's bad. Bad.

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What if bad for your strength to victories? Bad. That's bad for you.

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Lose to the Commanders this week, then that victory over the Commanders from Thursday night looks a lot better.

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Strength to victory.

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Yeah.

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But then if you have a third loss, then you're in trouble.

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Mhmm. Yeah. No. Okay. We're gonna

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we're gonna win now. Alright. Broncos 31, Colts 13. This game was crazy because, the Colts were in full control, and then Jonathan Taylor dropped the ball going into the end zone go up 20 to 7, and all hell broke loose. And the Broncos ended up kicking the shit out of the Colts in the 4th quarter.

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Yeah. I mean, we could sit here and say how stupid it is to drop the ball on the 1 yard line.

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I'd never do it.

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I have never dropped ball on on the 1 yard line.

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Mhmm.

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If my body was teleported into Jonathan Taylor's body at the 1 yard line, you bet your ass we scored that touchdown. Yep. I could've scored that touchdown.

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Every time.

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It's mass hysteria at this point. It's crazy. Because it it's made no sense since day 1 when it first started, Deshaun Jackson.

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Yep.

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And the fact that people keep doing it for absolutely no reason at all. There's no other explanation.

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They think it looks cool, I think. I think it's they think

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it looks cool. I think they just they give up

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on it.

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That's know what? We can make this about society.

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Yeah. That's that

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you know what, Big Cat? That's a problem with Zoomers. Yep. Is that they don't they never finish anything.

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Yeah. They don't finish what they started. No. Go score a touchdown.

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Not like us.

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I only finish. I would always finish.

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That's the only thing I'm good at is finishing.

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Yeah. I barely start. Yeah. I finished so fast you didn't even know I started. That it's crazy.

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And I look. The Colts I've talked a lot about Anthony Richardson. I'm not a big fan. He he has guys drop the ball a lot, but he also misses a lot of throws, and he throws bad interceptions. But Jonathan Taylor, like, you get that ball in the end zone, and and the pressure is on the Broncos who Bo Nix was not playing well at the time.

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And, like, everything fell apart from there. It was a punt return that was put him in a, like, great field position. It was this the stupid gimmick play that the the Broncos picked off. Nick Benetti, picked off and took to the house.

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So was that a was that a pick 6? Was that technically an interception?

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It might have been a fumble. Like, a backwards pass

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or backwards fumble that went 30 yards in the air?

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I don't know.

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It was so what would the score to that game been if Jonathan Taylor

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20 to 7. It would have been

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20 to 7 at that point.

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To 7. Way to 10. 7 in the 3rd in, the start of the Q3. And they were still leading in the start of the Q4. But, yeah, that was their season too.

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That was the Colts season. It's all over now. They're they're they're pretty much on the outside looking in.

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I think 6% to get in.

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Yeah. And you just don't have any excuse for that because it was just I I don't know how you do that. It was so so monumentally stupid in that moment to drop the ball. Mhmm. And, by the way, the Broncos Broncos are 1 of the best stories in the NFL right now.

[01:23:51]

So this is from, Zach Bye. The Broncos came into the season with a win total set at 5a half, a roster ranked dead last by absorb absorbing the largest dead cap in NFL history and the least thought of rookie quarterback. And they just secure secured their 1st winning season since 2016 and have a playoff probability north of 90%. They're the best story right now in in the NFL and the fact that no 1 expected the Broncos. $90,000,000 in dead cat.

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Yeah. And Sean Payton was I think we all thought he might have lost a touch, last year with how that season went. And he's still a really, really good coach, and Bo Nix is even though he didn't play great today, is a baller. And, yeah, the Broncos, like, that's 2016, that was the last time they had a winning season.

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I would say that I would say probably the Broncos is a franchise that wakes up today at the fan base and just looks at the playoff standings.

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And they deserve it.

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And they're like, look at that. They never were the 6 seed right now, baby.

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This was going to be going into this year a true rebuilding, see what you got in your rookie quarterback type of year. And now they're sitting here with 9 wins after week 15 in the 6 seed. And their I mean, their defense is good. When Bo Nix is playing well. Like, he again, he had 3 picks today.

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It was windy. Mhmm. We'll we'll say that. It was windy. But, yeah, I I just can't get over how bad the Colts blew this game.

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Yeah. It's bad. It was very bad. Benito, was that his 2nd pick 6 of the year? Yeah.

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He did he does the

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hold my dick jumping in the end zone? Yeah.

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He got a flag for that.

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The ref had the flag out of his pocket while the hand was still on the dick Yeah. Jumping into the end zone. But, yeah, if you're a Broncos fan, just spend all day Monday looking at the standings. Just looking at the playoffs.

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And I'm happy the Broncos are are, like, back in the playoffs and and back to winning football because they're they're fun franchise. They're like I don't know. They had the longest time where they were just consistently there, and then they've obviously had a really bad 9 years. But now they're back, and the future is bright. It feels good to be a Broncos fan.

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It does feel you look back at at that loss against the Dolphins. That was the bottom. That was the turn

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in the it. Yeah. That was literally the bottom.

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Kicked that bad.

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Yeah. They yeah. $90,000,000 in dead cat. That's crazy. And and it's just a bunch of young dudes and Sean Payton showing everyone that he can still coach his balls off.

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Mhmm. That yeah. Fuck. Jonathan Taylor. Badger.

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That was tough. What do we do with Anthony Richardson? I feel like Colts fans are starting to be a little more aware. And, again, I've liked a couple of things he's done, game winning drive against the patriots, game winning drive against the jets. He just can't consistently be accurate.

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I mean, the colts have a a very rich recent history of hiring, like, the least mobile old ass quarterback in the NFL.

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Yeah.

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So Flacco, Matt Ryan, Philip Rivers

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Mhmm. The Rodgers.

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Sean. Who who can fill that

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void Aaron Rodgers.

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As a bridge? Jamis. Jamis. He's not he's not he's he's mobile.

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Yeah.

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No. I'm saying that, like, Jamis would actually be a good fit.

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I have a question for Colts fans. Chris Ballard, I I don't know the in, you know, in in and outs of of the Colts franchise. That guy feels like he's had a job for way too long.

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All I know about Chris Ballard is that he is maybe the leading recipient of the Dan Dokic my ass tweets.

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Yeah. But he doesn't it feel he's been the GM for what feels like a very long time, and it just doesn't feel like the Colts are ever going they're never they're always, like, right around that middle ground, but they're never going forward.

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Yeah. I get a feeling like like, Irsay is not a fan of, of cycling through his right hand men.

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Yeah. But it might be time.

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Keep those guys around.

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It might be time, and I don't know what to do with Anthony Richardson. I mean, I I just don't know what to do. You just can't like, again, there was a lot of guys he does it feels like his receivers let him down a lot, but he also will have multiple times a game where it's like, oh, here's a 10 yard out, and I'm gonna throw 15 yards over the guy's head.

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Yeah. I do like the idea of Jameis.

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Yeah. And on at noon on Saturday?

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Yeah. There's a game on at noon.

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That's weird. Why? Saturday at noon is, like, I'm not a holiday. It's just bizarre. Saturday night.

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You don't watch college football?

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Yeah. There's a new

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Well, no college football. Yeah. But

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You don't watch well, yeah, there's always games on at noon on Saturday.

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No college. No shit.

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They're doing big noon kickoff

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on Saturday. Penn State's playing at the same time.

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That makes sense. It's college football.

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Mhmm. Which is a no game too. They had to do it. Chiefs Texans.

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They had

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to do it because they're making them play 4 days later on Wednesday. Got it. So the 4 teams that are playing on Saturday play again on Wednesday.

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Got it.

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Yeah. And I don't think they wanted to make either of those teams play late on Saturday night. It's pretty crazy that they're they're having to turn around and play that, like, the the 3 games in 10 days. Yeah. All because we need football on Thanksgiving.

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Well, because we need it to take over the NFL or the NBA on Christmas.

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I mean, we've taken over the NBA. Yeah. That's that's been done. That's that's we could just play replays on on Christmas and probably still win that bet.

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That's a good idea.

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Yeah. Okay. Eagles 27, Steelers 13. I wanna start with the Rhoback question. Rhoback.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase.

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My first question on Eagles 27 Steelers 13 is, Max, how was your weekend?

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Broke my foot. What? Broke my foot. What do you mean? Listen.

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Sometimes you get out of a car and you break your foot.

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That's facts. Wait. So okay. You broke

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it getting out of the car or or going

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to It's so true.

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So relatable. Getting out of the car. I slipped. It was rainy it was rainy night.

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Were you drunk? Very much so. Yes.

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Which is a problem.

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Wine drunk? Wine drunk.

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Oh, no. Yeah. You were over served.

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What time was this? Like, 11. Oh,

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it's pretty early to be wine drunk.

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I know. We had a birthday party during the day, shout out Quigg's. And then we went through from that into a dinner where Jack McCarthy and I just had too much red wine. Mhmm.

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So So it's Jack McCarthy's

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fault.

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It's Jack McCarthy's fault.

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So

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Bayquigs. Yep. What what, what's the exact prognosis diagnosis?

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I have a Jones fracture in my left foot.

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Did, any famous Philadelphians have that same?

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Ben Simmons.

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Ben Simmons. But he's okay. Yeah. No. He turned out fine.

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So are you gonna have surgery?

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Excuse me? Steel truck.

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The doctor today said that I probably will not need surgery.

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So my my friend, doctor Dan, did tell me that, they'll tell anyone who's they don't deem an athlete that they don't need surgery.

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Correct.

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So you're good?

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Yeah. You're an athlete.

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Yeah. And Max, you're

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not athlete. I do not wanna get

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the surgery. I mean,

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how are

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you gonna pitch? Yeah. That's that's that's

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That's a problem. That's a problem. They're gonna have to

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have you out there, like, in a wheelchair. That's a problem.

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Like George h

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w Bush at the Astros game. That's a problem. That's a problem. It's a problem.

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Yeah. What, walk me through waking up this morning because I still don't we spent all day together. I still don't think you fully have it's registered in your head how awful this is. No. Yeah.

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This is terrible.

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This is so, so, so, so, so, so bad. I woke up this morning, honestly kinda forgot about it, got out of bed to to take a piss, and the battle to get to the bathroom was 1 of the most difficult things I've ever done.

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Oh my god.

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Ended up sitting on the I ended up sitting and peeing, and then I just sat there for an extra, like, 10 minutes because I was like, I can't I like, I'm dreading getting up and getting back to this getting back to this bed.

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Yeah. Like, you couldn't even put any pressure

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on me.

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You were hot.

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0 0 weight. 0 weight.

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Oh, the

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Joe is cracker.

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Is it, like, is it black and blue as

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swollen as you would have thought or as I would

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have thought.

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It'll it'll probably be worse tomorrow.

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But I can't even look at it.

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Yeah. So it Like, I have

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to go to swollen right now. I have to go to a foot doctor at some point this week, like a specialist to look at it.

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How many foot doctors have you seen in the last 8 months?

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This will be

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Do you have a frequent flyer account at

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the 1 time? My 3rd, I believe.

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So you're gonna be what? Super Bowl?

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I don't know. They I have the foot specialist, I think, will give me more information.

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We need

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to get you in a boot.

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Yeah. So Yeah.

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Once you're in a boot, you'll be fine.

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My toes are so cold. Yeah. My toes are cold.

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So the very first year of part of my take, that fall, I had the exact same thing happened where I was I was stepping off of a curb after it was my buddy Quigg's birthday party and, basically, Jack McCarthy forced me to drink wine. And I I fractured my foot, got the Jones fracture. You're gonna go to a doctor. They're going to X-ray you. They're gonna hopefully put you in a boot, and then they're gonna check you again in a couple weeks to see if it healed.

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And if it doesn't, then you have to get the surgery. And then at that point, you're off it for, like, 2 months.

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Did you get the surgery?

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No. I did have the surgery. I do not want the surgery. Yeah. Yeah.

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Anyone out there?

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Because that was when we checked them

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out. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Just tell me I don't need to get the surgery.

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Okay. But, I need you to be okay for Super Bowl.

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No. I I think I'm gonna

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be like Lieutenant Dan on Bourbon Street.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Hank wants me wants me scooting around Bourbon Street.

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I mean, Max, you you in a wheelchair if the Eagles are in the Super Bowl, going to the game in a

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wheelchair? God.

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It would be and guess what? We got you a wheelchair. Yeah. We got you a joystick wheelchair.

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I wanted to get you 1 with the straw.

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That's that was crazy.

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A motorized wheelchair. How sick is that gonna be?

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That'll cool. That'll be cool.

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Yeah.

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What Max, last question.

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How worried am I about being fat?

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No. How I'll it's not what I was gonna say. I was gonna say, how fat are you gonna get?

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So I I'm I need to just not eat. I'm just not gonna eat eat food.

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Have you thought about the showering situation? Because you're you're gonna be taking some sponge baths, buddy.

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I think I I'm gonna be taking bat real baths with my foot out of the of the But how about how about the fat? I am so, so, so worried about that.

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How are you gonna get I don't even wanna think about that.

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It's all gross.

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If your foot is elevated and you're in the bath, how are you gonna get out?

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It's a great point, Henry.

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Yeah. It's a great point, Henry. Here's what you're gonna have to do, Max. You're gonna be sitting on the edge of the tub with a garbage bag tied around 1 of your feet, and then you're just gonna take a washcloth and just wash yourself with a rag.

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Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna get so fat.

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I'm just not gonna eat.

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I don't know how that how does that you're gonna eat. I'm just not gonna eat. At all? Yep. No eating.

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Salads. Just salads.

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What if you lost weight? There's no way.

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Calories in calories out.

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What about yeah. What? You could you could I need to figure out

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how curl. You could bench.

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Yeah. No. I I'm still gonna do some upper body, but that's not really, like, burning calories.

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I know if you do it fast enough.

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The problem with that, Max, is you're gonna you're gonna do, like, arms workouts, and you're gonna get sweaty. And then your foot's gonna sit.

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Can you stop? You guys just keep bringing up things that are gonna suck for me.

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It's reality.

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I'm worried about that plane. I I have to I have to take you

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get to do some wheelchair in my apartment. You don't you don't have

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to go

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to you don't have to go to

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any weddings anymore. Wedding next week in New York. So I have to go to Philly.

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You won't split your pants dancing.

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I have to go to Philly, take a train to New York, take a train back to Philly, go to Hilton Head, and then come back to Chicago all within, like, the next 3 weeks.

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How good on cross season?

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My god.

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Bad. Really, really, really, like, shockingly bad.

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I almost slipped, like, walking here.

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Yeah.

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No. It was a good stop.

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Because, like, every time you put pressure on that foot, you may you make that fracture worse.

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Also, the elevator to my parking garage is broken right

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now. I know. I just thought it was a bad bad for you. This is the worst like, it's 1 of the worst times to do it. Like, right before the holidays when you have to travel and, like, you you're also gonna have, like, time off, and you're just you can't do anything?

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Nothing.

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Nothing. Except eat

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Nope. Not gonna eat. Salads. Salads. Salads.

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You can drink. You can drink a lot.

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Yeah. I got some shrimp cocktail today. That was nice.

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You're not

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in danger of falling down, so you can get as drunk as you want. Can you get a DUI in a wheelchair?

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What? You ordered shrimp cocktail? What? Yep.

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I got a salad I got a steak salad and shrimp cocktail for

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Oh, man. For lunch today. Alright. The game. Eagles dominated the Steelers.

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The Eagles are so good. The Eagles dominated the Steelers. We had, 1 of so the Eagles I I think the what was the stat? Oh, 401 yards to a 163. The Eagles defense is ferocious.

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And we had 1 of the all time, what the fuck is he doing, moves by Mike Tomlin today because the Eagles the the the Steelers couldn't do anything offensively. They were down 27 13 with 10:40 left in the game and 4th and 7 on the Philly 46, so plus territory. And Mike Tomlin decided to punt, and they never got the ball again. 10:40, and they never got the ball again. The Eagles went on a 21 play, 88 yard drive.

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They never got the ball.

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Yeah. They they started with 10 minutes 29 seconds left, and, they picked up 12 on 3rd and 13. They, converted a 4th and 1. They converted another 3rd down, 21 play, 88 yards, 10 minutes 29 second drive at the end. The decision to punt was just unreal in real time as you're watching.

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Like, what the fuck are you down? You're down by 2 scores. Why are you kicking the ball? Where you're down 14 points. You're in plus territory.

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Mike Tomlin, why is this even a thought that you would consider?

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It was something that we were saying this is so stupid while it's happening. Little did we know that they would never get the ball Like, we thought it was stupid because they were gonna punt and maybe get the ball back 1 more time. They punted, and they never got the ball back. And the Eagles the Steelers had 2 possessions in the second half. 2.

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2 possessions in the second half. And the Eagles defense is awesome. And Jalen Hurts, he answered all the critics. He threw the ball well today. He had Throw it to AJ?

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88. AJ had 8 catches, a 110 yards, and a touch down. Devante had 11 catches, a 109 yards, and a touchdown. We also had the anecdote from Jay Glazer, which made me laugh, that in a team meeting, earlier this week, Brandon Graham apologized for his radio comments. And then Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown dapped each other up in front of the team to show that everything is good.

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That's good. That's great. They literally got in front of the team, and they're like, watch this.

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So they're friends. They're friends.

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Did you see their touchdown dance?

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Was it cool? Are they best friends?

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They might be back to best friends. They dapped each other up in front of the entire team.

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What a good moment that must have been.

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Yeah. No. Yeah. See, look look at this touchdown dance. So fun?

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They don't look like they're in sync. That didn't that did not they didn't practice that. That was, like, we gotta do a touchdown dance to make everyone think that we did a touchdown dance together, but it's not. No. Here's what happened.

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Here's what that happened with that. Jalen, he texted AJ a YouTube link

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Mhmm.

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To say, hey. This is the dance that we're gonna do together. And then they both learned it at their own houses. Yeah. And then they did it together for the first time right there.

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Yeah. But the Eagles are back. 10:10 in a row. Statement win, against a very good defense. And now the 1 seed is right there, Max.

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And it it it is pretty crazy to think about, like, the difference in the eagles welcoming a Minnesota Vikings or Detroit Lions or them having to go on the road. Mhmm.

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So is

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But the eagles might be just good enough to beat all of them.

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I think the eagles are very, very, very good right now. Yeah.

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I mean, they're the most complete team in

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the NFC. Is Dickerson hurt?

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I don't know if there's

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yeah. You need him not hurt.

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I mean, it does it does matter, but today, it did not matter because you're able to do that drive without 1 of your best players. Also, Kenny Kenny Gainwell.

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He was great today. He was great today.

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Of his time here today.

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I was happy for him.

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Yeah. No. It was a it was a a dominant effort by the eagles and the steelers. I don't know. This is what I've this is why I've always been a little bit half in, half out.

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I know George Pickens is in there, but their offense, it it doesn't feel explosive, and it doesn't feel like it can get you out of a game like this.

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When Najee fumbled that that pitch

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Yeah.

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That it felt like the game was over.

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But even even the way they like, the only reason it was a close game was you had Cooper DeJean fumbling that, punt. And, like, other than that, the the Steelers never sustained anything that felt like they were threatening. No. And I just don't know. Now TJ Watt might be hurt.

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So he left the game with an ankle injury. I think it's just a sprain, which is good. But I I just walked away being, like, the Eagles I I'll say it. Eagles are the best team in the NFC. After today, they are.

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With the injuries in Detroit. Yeah.

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Yeah. I think they probably are. They are. They're the best team in the NFC as of right now. I've changed my opinion if when the Vikings beat the Bears by a 100.

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Are you worried about Jalen Hurts' broken ring finger?

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It's his non throwing finger.

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Oh, okay. So no problem. And he threw today. Yeah. Isn't that weird that he just needed to be called out to actually throw?

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Mhmm.

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Yeah. 292 touchdowns, 125 quarterback rating. It's a great game.

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Are you worried at all that, Nick Cerrioni's grown back his hair a little bit, and they have not lost a game since he shaved his head? Do you think he needs to reshape his head?

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Only if you lose. You you keep it going

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Okay.

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Going until you lose.

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We talked about that. Then then he shaves it, and then you start winning again.

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His beard looked horrendous today, though.

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Yeah. Mhmm.

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But Nick Sirianni has been really good. Yeah. Every like, everyone has gave him a bunch of shit in the beginning of the year as they probably should have, but he's adjusted, and he's done a really good job with this team.

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And it wasn't even like a Saquon is the best player in the league game. So you you still feels like the Eagles had something left in the tank. I just think their defense I mean, their the drafting all Georgia players is starting to work wonders because, like, Nakobe Dean is awesome. And and, obviously, your guys on the defensive line, Jordan Davis and Jalen Carter. I mean, just

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Nolan Smith is really

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Nolan Smith.

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Really coming into his own.

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Yeah. So, yeah, Max, you gotta be thinking soupy or bust. 100%. 100%.

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Anything less than a soupy is a disappointment.

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Winning a soupy or getting to a soupy?

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Winning a soupy.

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Gotta win a soupy.

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Gotta win it. Must win.

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I don't I don't know why you guys wouldn't I mean, you have everything. It feels like you have everything.

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Must win.

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How do

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you feel about kicker?

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Kicker had a better day today?

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He did. He didn't have to kick anything over 50.

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40 I he made a 49er 49er didn't count?

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Yeah. Mhmm.

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Yeah. That's not 50, though.

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It's not 50.

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It's close.

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50 is in his head. Mhmm. That's for sure. Okay. Anything else in this game?

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Yeah. I I don't know. The sealers are if the sealers can beat the Ravens, then it doesn't feel like the sealers might be not fading, but, like, they have they have to play the ravens, and they have to play the chiefs. And if they lose those 2 games, they're gonna now be a road playoff game to start, and it's it definitely feels a little different.

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Well, Pickens being out makes a big difference.

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Oh, for

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sure. Their offense just goes back to what it was before Russ Yeah. When you don't have him in there. It just becomes, find a tight end,

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hopefully, run the football, try to, and

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then maybe convert, like, a a 3 yard out. A 3 yard out.

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Yeah.

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And with Pickens in there, they're they throw the ball downfield. They push it. Rusty does his moon balls without him in. They're again, back to being very boring to watch without Georgi.

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We'll see what happens with the Ravens game on Saturday.

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But the sealers, they they are built to beat the Ravens.

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Yes. No. Absolutely. If there's 1 team that can beat the Ravens, it's the Steelers. We know that for a fact.

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Yeah. Lamar struggles with the Steelers. It's just crazy how hard their schedule is down the stretch. Like, the fact that they're going Eagles, Ravens, Chiefs, and then a Bengals team that could be still alive. Yeah.

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Who knows? Okay. Last game, best game. Bills 48, lions 42. This was a Josh Allen master class.

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He was on fire. I mean, he they every single time he touched the ball, it was basically a touchdown.

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He's a tough motherfucker too. He gets hit so hard. Yeah. Just bounces right up from him.

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He is Josh Allen is now the first player in NFL history to, have 35 or more passing slash rushing touchdowns in 4 consecutive seasons. Pretty pretty crazy.

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Yeah. It was Pretty crazy. It was an awesome game today. Not a lot of defense being played.

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Not a lot of defense.

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Got a a couple more injuries on

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their defense. Yeah. Lee McNeil and Carlton Davis is bad.

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They can't really afford having any more injuries on their defense, but they got him. And then Dan Campbell, I don't know what he was doing with the, the onside kick. Yeah. With what? 12 minutes left in the game?

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10 minutes left. 10 minutes left in the game? That made no sense to me. And they asked him about it afterwards. He's like, yeah.

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I'd, you know, kinda wish that I hadn't done that at the time. The recovery rate's what? Like, 7% for an onside kick?

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So I would understand it if you could still surprise onside kick. Yeah. Because the idea is our defense can't stop them at all. Yeah. Like, the the Bills came into this game.

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They they were up 14 nothing in a blink of an eye, and they were going right down the field doing whatever they wanted. If you could do a surprise onside kick, you're like, hey. Our defense can't get a stop. Let's try to catch them off guard. The fact you can't do a surprise onside kick anymore makes it really the dumbest thing you could possibly do.

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Mhmm. It really made no sense.

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It was very, very stupid.

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Yeah. And Matt Collins returned it to, like, the 5 yard line.

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Yeah. And then they tried to do an onside kick to get the ball back 1 last time at the end, and that was a way better onside kick.

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Yeah.

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That 1 almost worked for him.

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Well, and the Lions pointed first, so I thought they had gotten it.

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Yeah. They did a great job

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of Really good job of pointing first. If you point first, I'm just gonna always assume that you got you you recovered it.

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This was this was such a cool game, not only because there were so many points scored, but also everybody out there is in fantasy playoffs. Yeah. And having, like, all the stars get yards and get points all at the same time, that Q4 felt like it was gonna last forever. Yeah. When, like, every every league was still, like, up in the air at that point.

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Yeah. I mean, Jared, threw 5 touchdowns. He spread around to everyone. Yeah. He's making sure everyone got it got it touched.

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But I just I mean, I said on Friday, I was like, I love this spot for the Bills, and I know. Listen. The Lions are very injured. It sucks. I don't know what you want.

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Like, I feel bad for Lions fans. It sucks they have this this many injuries. I think this is gonna be a very, very big problem, getting into the playoffs, like, when they're in there, playing a game where their defense I I feel like their defense hasn't gotten a stop in forever at this point, and, it's just it's a problem. They they no team has ever given up 45 points at home in the regular season and went on to win the Super Bowl.

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Yeah. So losing 2 more cornerbacks. Bad

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bad spot. And Ali McNeal. Yeah. That's that's I mean, he's very, very important. But yeah.

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And listen. The Bills have defensive, injuries as well. Their defense has gotten gassed last 2 games, but Josh Allen is playing at such an insane level that it it hasn't mattered. It's crazy. Mattered last week because they lost the Rams.

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Because this is, like, the best Josh Allen that we've ever seen.

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He's he just everything works. And it's just every when he just gets he all he has to do is just hike the ball, and it's like either someone's gonna be open or he's gonna run around long enough that someone will be open or he'll just run for a touchdown.

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And James Cook looked good today. Yeah. I feel like they're getting James Cook going.

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They were saving him. Yeah. That's what that was the theory. What what do you have? You have you have all the I mean, the lines are just ravaged by injuries.

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It sucks. It sucks. This is how this is the shitty part of the NFL that you could have everything set up for a a dream season, and then you get the wrong guys injured. And you're just stuck with, like, a defense that can't stop anything. So I don't know.

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I mean, if they can figure out a way to hold on to that 1 seed, that would be obviously massive because they would get the buy, but also having to play these teams at home. But I don't know I don't know if they're gonna be able to I don't know if they'll be able to win out. I don't know.

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If you thought that Dan Campbell was reckless with 4th downs earlier, now that he's got all these injuries, he might not punt for the rest of the season.

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Cut the punter for another defensive player.

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Yeah. Sorry, Jack Fox. Thank you for your service.

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Yeah. But, yeah, I I was in I mean, the bills are I don't wanna get ahead of myself, but I the bills are legit legit. And they're, I mean, we'll see what happens in the playoffs because we know the Bills' history in the playoffs, but Josh is playing out of his mind.

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I went into today thinking, like, Super Bowl preview in this game. Now I'm like, yep. Bills could definitely make Super Bowl. Lions, I'm not I'm not confident.

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It's just their defense is just it's so it sucks. It sucks a lot that their defense is this many injuries, and it's fallen off this much. And their offense is still elite and still I mean, that that pass to Dan Skipper was sick. And and Jared was hitting I mean, Amanra scored, what, like, a 60 yarder. But, yeah.

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Sad sad for the Lions that their defense got in the way. Listen. Their schedule isn't it's all gonna come down to week 18 for them. Because they play the Bears next week, they're gonna kill us by a 100. And then the niners who might who knows where the niners are gonna be at as a franchise at that point.

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And then, week 18 against the Vikings could be for the 1 seed, could be for the 2 seed, could be for everything.

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I I feel bad now about the Lions. I feel very bad. I've been super high on them all season. Even when they had a lot of injuries, now they've just got, like, their morgue.

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Yeah. It's tough. Max, you got you got your wish and the fact they took another loss.

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Yeah. But still work to be done. Still work to be done.

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They do play all their games at home.

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Yeah.

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Today at home? Today at home. They played at home. Alright. Last game we wanna talk about Sunday night football at all.

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I think the big story is Geno Smith might be out for a while because he left the game with a knee injury. Packers looked awesome. Packers are a problem. The NFC playoffs are loaded.

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Yeah. The Packers look really good. Really Really good. Yeah. The Seahawks, they didn't even look that good when Gino was in the game.

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No. They Gino was just, like, drifting back and sacked a lot. The offense looked disjointed. See, the defense did not look they're like a very schizophrenic deep defense too. Yes.

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They can look very good.

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I was I bought into the death zone. Yeah. Death zone got me. And then Josh Jacobs showed up in the first, drive and just ran it down their throat. I let's do a quick.

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I mean, in the NFC, like, 6 5 out of 7 teams, are you saying that you can't win the Super Bowl or get

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to the Super Bowl PFT? I'm saying that I cannot win the Super Bowl this year.

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Get to the Super Bowl?

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Get to the Super Bowl. Can you get to the Super Bowl? Let's see. Can I answer that question after next weekend against the Eagles? Mhmm.

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Because right now, the answer is no.

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Okay.

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But I reserve the right to change that if we somehow beat

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Eagles. But the Lions, the Eagles, the Bucks, the Rams who are now at the 4 seed because of the Seahawks loss

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Mhmm.

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I I mean, the Rams are a problem for me big time.

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The problem with the playoffs is you don't get to beat any bad teams the playoffs. Right. So that's where I think we might run into a small issue. A tiny issue. A tiny issue.

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But If you play the panthers in the playoffs, it'd be awesome.

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That could all change. If we get to if we beat the Eagles next week, if we beat the what are the the Falcons are above 500. Right?

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I gotta be nervous about the Rams.

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Are they 1 game

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below? Christ.

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What? Say it again. The falcons.

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I think it's eagles and then a step down and then a big cluster.

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Do you think it's a big cluster after the Eagles? Yeah. Because the Bucks, the Rams The Lions, unfortunately. Packers.

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Yeah.

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No. The Vikings and Packers are both very good.

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Yeah. But I think the Eagles are a slight step above.

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Max, I might you I mean, I I might have to lose my pinky if the fucking Rams the Rams are scary.

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Rams are scary.

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The Rams are scary.

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We we smoked the Rams in LA.

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Okay. You're right. You did. You smoked the Rams in LA. That made me feel a lot more confident.

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Yeah. My my NFC power rankings are Eagles 1, Vikings 2, Packers 3, Lions 4th, Bucks 5th.

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I'm not gonna dump the the the lions all the way down.

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The lions just the lions just beat the Packers.

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Yeah. They beat them twice. Yeah. But now they're so banged up, they can't get a stop on defense.

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Yeah. I'm still gonna I'm still gonna keep the lions at second until, until the we play out the strength just because they deserve that, and their offense is still elite.

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Yeah. I'll I'll also say the lions are the team I'm most I'm still most scared of. Yeah. For sure.

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Yeah. I mean, their offense is insane.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. I would say lions too, and then and then it's, like, the clump of Vikings, Packers, Rams, Bucks, like, all I don't know. All those teams, they're fucking good.

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Do you have the commanders in last place in your NFC playoff

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I probably do.

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Yeah. That's that's fair. I probably do.

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They could beat, like, the Bucks. They won't play them, but We lost to the Bucks. Sure.

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They won't play them.

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That is the last team that we beat in the playoffs was the Bucks. 2006. Yeah.

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It's the 1st year of a rebuild.

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I would put us There's

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nothing there's nothing to be ashamed of.

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Oh, I'm not ashamed. You guys can win a playoff game. I'm not saying that you can't.

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I would put us above the Seahawks.

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Yeah. Well, Seahawks aren't in the playoffs right now.

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Right now, they're not.

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Yeah. So, yes, you are above the Seahawks. Yeah. Absolutely. You're above the Seahawks.

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You're above, the Panthers. You're above the Cowboys. Mhmm. You're above the Giants.

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You're above the Bears. Cowboys beat us.

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Okay. Maybe not the Cowboys. You're above the Saints. Cardinals. Cardinals.

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Yep. Niners. Yep. Love it. Lot of these teams.

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Lot of these teams. Yeah. Seahawks, I do we have a update on what Gino? Like I thought it

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was his ankle. Knee maybe?

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Man. But that just changes everything if he's out.

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Mhmm.

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Because he's like the seahawks are like I said, they're if the playoffs started today, they wouldn't be in it. Just it happened just like that. Okay. Let's do last couple ads, and then we'll do who's back of the week and wrap it up. It is who's back of the week is brought to you by our friends at Uber Eats.

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My who's back of the week is LeBron James.

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Yeah. He is back.

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Is he though? Is he back?

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Oh, yeah.

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Where was he?

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No 1 knows. People there's rumors that, so he left the Lakers a few days ago. They were asking JJ Reddick. He said he doesn't really know, and there was, you know, Internet rumors circulating that he was maybe getting arrested, that he was disappearing. He was never coming back.

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He was retiring. It was very odd, to be honest with you. And then Sunday comes around, and he gets reported that he's with the team, shoot around, comes out, plays tonight, played really well, had had some explosive plays, couple chased down blocks, couple of dunks in in traffic. I saw 1 tweet that said, you know, the time that he was gone is just enough time to go to Germany, re up on some, you know, PEDs and then come back. I'm not saying that's what he was doing, but it was weird the way it was you know, he left.

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And with LeBron and the media, they, you know, will talk about him nonstop, and it kinda got slipped under the rug. So it was strange, but he's back, and all is well.

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Yeah. He just left. He's done this before. He did in Miami. I I know that for a fact.

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Maybe the Germany thing. But it is weird.

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The problem is that LeBron James has his own little media ecosystem that's right around him.

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Yeah.

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And so they there are people that have, like, proven loyalty to LeBron's people.

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Right.

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And so they will not put out anything that's bad about him if he's not if he's not around. Yeah. What do you think is going on, Hank?

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It's weird. I have no idea. I I I really don't, you know, I'm not an investigative journalist. I was getting Mhmm. DMs and and random like, someone got my number.

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I don't even know who it was. Text me and be like, Lebron just got arrested. Report it. And, obviously, it's a random number. I'm not gonna report that.

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And I got DMs being like, you know, he's who knows? It's all conspiracy shit. So it's like, I have no idea. I literally have no idea. It makes no sense.

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All I know is the fact that the the way it was underreported is is odd.

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If LeBron got arrested, somebody would have leaked that.

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Yeah. TMZ. Obviously. No. He didn't get arrested, but it it the whole thing is just odd.

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It's weird. It's weird. And I would love to know, like, do you

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think JJ Reddick's having fun?

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Do you

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think he knows and has to pretend like he doesn't know? I The way he responded to him, like,

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he actually didn't know. I think he doesn't know. Right. I don't think LeBron

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tells anyone. There also is a chance that there's, like, something going on with his

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family. True. Sure.

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So we don't know. We don't know. But, like,

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you would think he would say, you know, I got some stuff going on. Just tell the people I have some stuff going on.

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Yeah. Right. No 1 would say,

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like, yeah. I have stuff going on with my family. Yeah. I'm not gonna be here. Yeah.

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I feel like JJ probably is not having the best time No. Right now. Also Who could have seen that?

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Did you

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guys see the What does the think about this? The NBA the NBA ratings are not doing well. Yeah.

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No.

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Time for a change. Maybe different color balls? Maybe different color balls. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know what the answer is.

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I still like playoff bat basketball. The season is very long.

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I've got an idea. What if what if the players, like, really cared?

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Yeah. That'd be good. They could try that. I don't know what the answer is, though. Hank, are you a little salty that the ratings are down when the Celtics are behind?

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Yeah. I knew I knew that. I knew you're

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gonna In this

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era, like, who's who even notices? Oh.

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I'm I'm as tuned in as I ever have

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been. Oh, yeah. But it's tough to watch.

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It's tough to watch, meaning, like, it's hard to find the games. Like, you have to have a bunch of, you know, they they have all these games and all these different apps. I think it's the same with MLB where it's like, you can't just turn on the TV and watch a game. You have to, you know, sometimes you have to log into this app to watch it or log into that app.

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Yeah. I was watching the metaverse on, on Saturday.

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That's sick.

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It was awesome. Joel Embiid, I saw him fall down in the metaverse. I felt like I was there for it.

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Oh, how are we doing on the 10 win hunt?

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Dead. Everyone's hurt. Yeah.

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What happened? What happened to Joel?

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Embiid. Wait. Did Jared Payne know to get hurt,

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did he?

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Yep. Dead. Oh.

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Max gone.

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Yeah. Max, you just did it in solidarity.

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You have sympathy foot. Sympathy foot. Yep. Correct.

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So is Joel, is he out for a while?

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I don't know. It's

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He got a sinus fracture. Yeah.

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Tom Wilson came back and played.

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Scored 2 goals. A sinus fracture. Same injury. Sounds very painful. Yeah.

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Hey. I love that Hank Hank is salty about this. This is great.

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Well, Hank also

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This is great.

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Hank told me that he thought when he first read the report that Joel Embiid was out indefinitely because he had a sinus infection. Oh. Which would have been that would have been very funny.

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That would have been very funny. Yeah. If he just needed the the, like, little neti pot or whatever the fuck it is.

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Yeah. He's just gonna blow his nose.

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Yeah. Okay. Good. Who's back? I don't know where LeBron has been.

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I'll tell you what'll say in the NBA. Cooper Flagg. Yeah. Cooper Flagg.

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Cooper Flagg. It is like they're I feel like they're at a little bit of a crossroads because they got, like, the

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stars of the league are old. Yeah. The league has been LeBron James Right. For, what, 21 years?

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Right. And you gotta like, LeBron I mean, I don't know. Let me look at the standings. But LeBron like, the Lakers are the 10th seed. If you think about, like, the biggest stars, the Steph and the warriors are what?

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The aced seed? So yeah. It's I mean, KD is the 6th seed. It's it's hard when the the biggest stars you need a new new age. I'd say analytics.

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I blame analytics.

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That too. 3 point shot. Dunk should be 3.

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That'd be sick. That would be nice. Dunk should be 3.

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That would be awesome.

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What if they in the NBA Cup, they just got rid of the 3 pointer?

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Yeah. But imagine if they made dunks threes, everyone was just trying to fucking yam on each other constantly. Yeah. That would be sick. That would be sick.

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Okay. Who's your who's back PFT?

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My who's back of the week is America. Mhmm. Because the army navy game

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Went over.

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Went over.

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Yes.

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A lot of points. Throwing the ball a little bit. That was a fun game to watch.

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It was very fun.

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It was a good time. It also I like it when rivalry games happen like this. When 1 team is obviously, when it's army navy, it's up in the air no matter what. But it's kinda like Michigan, Ohio State. Yeah.

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Where it was like, okay, armies have their their top year this year, and then navy goes in and just smashes.

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Yeah. It was also It would have

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been great if Army had made the playoffs.

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Oh my god.

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I mean, the

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people who were saying that Army should have made the playoffs, that's that's a tough take.

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But that would be a very funny thing to wake up to on Sunday morning.

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Yeah. Because Navy was just the better team

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for

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the entire game.

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But it was awesome. It was a fun game to watch.

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And I

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like the fact that it's it's its own thing. Yeah. There's no other games on. I agree. Glad that, like, if the NFL was in charge of college football, they would schedule, like, a new weird round of the playoffs for that same day as Army McGee.

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It'll overshadow it. Alright. My who's back is, Chicago Cubs because we got Kyle Tucker. Big. Alright.

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For 1 year. Huge. We're not gonna pay him. Huge. But 1 year is gonna be sick.

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Yeah. I just wanna watch, someone who actually can threaten to hit home runs on a consistent basis, and he can do that. So The win's going out. And, also, the Yankees wanted them, but the Astros wouldn't trade it to him.

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Are the Yankees back too? Yeah. Who'd they get? They got, what's

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the I think they're gonna get Cody Bellinger.

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They got a closer. Right?

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Yeah. I think they're Devin they got that they traded for Devin Williams. They also signed Max Fried.

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Yeah. They're gonna try to get Cody Bellinger, I think, which if they wanna trade Luis Gil for him, I'd do that. But,

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The Phillies also tried to trade for Kyle Tucker.

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Yeah.

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The Astros said no.

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He's awesome at baseball. That actually makes me feel bad because that's I feel like the Astros are like, well, the Cubs won't be a problem.

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Yeah. Why did they say no to the Phillies?

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Because they said no to the Yankees. They said no to the Phillies.

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Cubs. Sure.

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Yeah. Sure. They won't pay him in a year. Yeah. But 1 year of maybe being maybe winning more than, like, 83 games.

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That's kinda fun. Mhmm. I'm excited about it. I I I wanted something. I wanted them to show a little life of, like, hey.

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We can actually do something. Again, they probably won't resign him, and that will make me even more mad. But, at least it's gonna be fun.

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You wanna be in a playoff chase?

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Yeah. Yeah. I want a guy who the opposing pitcher fears.

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Yeah. Kyle Tucker. It's nice. It's good to have, like, at least 1 of your teams be in the mix for something.

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I don't have any. Yeah. At all. Even close.

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The Cubs I I feel

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like the Cubs could be in the mix.

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Probably not, though. Probably not. Probably not. Alright. Anything else?

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Good show, boys. Anything else? Max, do we have a drumbeat

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for you?

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I feel really bad. Oh, Max, are you gonna cut out, the lottery ball today? No. Oh, yeah. Sorry to everyone.

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Cut out the lottery ball.

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T d parlay hit. T d

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parlay hit.

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T d parlay, big

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Yeah.

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Ho ho.

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Did I get it?

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You did not get it.

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That that was memes. Memes was sabotaging a lot of golf.

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Max Max Max called me. I like, obviously, I understand people like it. It's part of the show, but it was on the YouTube in the rumble, so you could have watched it. Like, it was documented. It just got cut out of the podcast.

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But I did appreciate Max's remorse when he called me, on Friday morning. It's it sounded like he was gonna cry. He's just like, I don't know what happened.

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I don't live fucking up.

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I don't know what to do. I don't know what

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to happen. I got karma. I got I got punished for for my actions

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on Friday. That doesn't feel like

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a fair punishment. I lost a foot.

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Losing a foot off of off of screwing up the lottery ball. Alright. Well, this is gonna be

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in there. Right?

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This will be it. Alright. Numbers. Memes, have you gotten this before?

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I did not win this.

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No. You never got it.

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11.

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17. Here we go. 83.

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94 pug.

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Shane, Jack. 44. 21. 51. 51.

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Not even close, miss. Love you guys.