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Let's go. Hello, and welcome to Week 17, part 2 of the Drew and Steve podcast. I'm Drew Livingstone. That's Kam Stuart. Cam, the first three games of the week, not so hot for us. We were both one and two, betting against Mahomes on Christmas Day. We're stupid. We're just straight.

You're right, Drew. Here's the thing. I give up. I surrender. You guys Guys, this team's just... Hey, and I'll be honest with you, that was a great performance. And I told you, Drew, I told you there was a problem with Pittsburgh. And I'm going to be honest with you, all this stuff about Russell Wilson, how much better is he than Fields, really, with the mistakes he makes? I disagree with that. Really? The thing about Fields is, the one thing Fields can do that Russell Wilson can do, that he can't do, is at least run for a first down without fumbling or doing something stupid. The only good thing Russell Wilson does is throw a deep ball. He throws a better ball than Fields. But no, Field does. He's a a better athlete. And I'm actually going to say this, he can do way... He actually protects the ball better than Russell Wilson.

Yeah, Fields is just inaccurate, and he's scared to throw deep. That was the issue. He's a check down king.

Yeah, he is. He is a check down king. You know what you're mindful of? You know who Russell Wilson is? He's a guy who makes a lot of mistakes in big time areas, too. Red zone mistakes.

Bad throws. I mean, the pick when he was throwing a firemuth was terrible. He didn't see the safety back off. No. But that was Bicken's fault, running the wrong route. I actually love the Netflix game of scam. It wasn't commercials. It was actually just Drew Brees and Scott Hanson And breaking down the game. I was like, This is amazing.

Too bad the games were shit.

Yeah, the games were... Well, I mean, it was better than the Seattle Chicago nonsense we got last night, Cam. That game was awful.

I cook dinner for my dad in the hospital. I'm like, Oh, yeah. I just realized the Kansas City game was kicking I just like, then I thought about it, Drew. I'm like, if I waited 20 more minutes, I would have gotten my bets before the game started. Don't you hate that? The minute I go, Oh, the game's on, and then I never win. Then I do it live, and then I win. I got to tell you, too, Drew, that fucking Seahaw Bear's game set football back 100 years. That was one of the worst games I've ever seen in my life. Honestly, I was on the air. That was hard to watch. That was one of the fucking awful. I'm putting the bears on TV and Seattle for that.

The bears and the weather report guys came before the game. Oh, we're expecting a little bit of showers during the game, but not much. It won't affect play at all. That's fucking pouring for 35 minutes of the game. I was like, You guys told me it wasn't barely going to rain. I'm taking props on overs for passing, and it's just pouring rain. No one can throw the ball. I was like, Okay, this is stupid.

Oh, yeah, Drew, forgot to tell you So let's go back in the hot tub time machine, ladies and gentlemen. Me and Drew talked about the Rams 49er game. That's the second game, no countdown. 125 to one, Drew. That's the number we got last time.

We're not doing the show with Farenzie. Well, and Saint didn't score on Monday either. What? Saint didn't score on Monday either. So you could have bet that.

No, but I mean, I'm a shutdown in the game. Oh, I know.

I know. It's crazy. It's crazy.

Remember, the best is? So there was three guys who bet this game for a total of $11, and there was $250 to one. I'm like, that's what we were talking. I put $20 on it. But anyway, could you believe that? But two games without touch. And I'm telling you, Drew, when Seattle was driving that first drive, McAntosh was getting the ball. I had him $22 to one. Am I licking my chops? I had him... He actually crushed his rushing prop, but he didn't get one yet.

I took him first TD as well, just because you told me. I was like, Kam called. He was getting the ball. Yeah. He looks better than Charbonet. I'm telling him.

Mcatauch is a good back.

But Chicago Kam, absolutely the worst clock management I've ever seen at the end of the game. They should have won that game outright with the way they were driving. You call a time out before deciding to punt. Are When you decided to punt and then you decided to go for it, then you get it on some miracle because they made it.

That coaches a stew, Jay. And another thing is, Drew, imagine me, I was telling this with Marenza, I go, Say me it's Living Stone and Stuart, we're coaching. We know we're done. We go up to our ladies at the end, we're done. There's no fucking way we get a job. You leave it all at the table. A hundred %.. The guy is punting fourth and inches early. I'm like, What are you doing, man? It's in a fight and you're letting the guy hit you. Fight back. Do something. I don't get it, Drew? If we were hanging on to our livelihood, our jobs, wouldn't you want to go down trying something? Sorry, I'm getting red. It really frustrates me.

Fourth and 10. Last time you had a fourth down, they blitzed everybody, made Caleb draw off his back. You're like, Oh, maybe they're going to do this again. Oh, no, let's call another play that takes a long time to develop. Then he gets blitzed and throws a knuckle ball in the air and it gets picked off, breaking his record-breaking interception streak for a rookie or no interception.

How do these guys get jobs?

Now they're saying Chicago is the most sought-after job for all these free agent coaches. I was like, really? I was like, I know they have weapons.

You want to make a bet that Pete Carroll won't get the Chicago job? Where's that story coming from?

Like, come on, fuck off. Well, it's coming from... Pete Carroll is leaking himself.

Pete says he's a candidate for the Bacon Bear's job. I love Pete Carroll. I got to say one thing about that guy.

He's hilarious. You know where Pete Carroll would work? In New Orleans.

I agree. It's actually a good call by you because it's such a battered franchise. They need a raw, raw guy. I don't think Chicago Chicago. It's one of those things. But you know what? Pete Carroll is good. The one thing is, Drew, he's pretty good with young quarterbacks. When Russell Wilson was young, he's one of those guys. I don't think he's the right man for the job.

If I'm in Chicago, I want to hire a guy who's an offensive guru for Caleb. I want a McVade- For Kingsbury. Yeah. No. He already spent time with them. No. I don't want to kill Steve.

Who?

I don't know. Give me Joe braided.

Yeah, good call. Or the guy from Detroit, Ben Johnson.

Yeah, but I don't think he wants to go to Chicago. You want to go to a division rival and faced your old team twice a year?

Especially when Chicago is so shit. Yeah.

If I'm Ben Johnson, I'm waiting for Mike McDaniels to get fired and take him to Miami.

Dude, I don't know how that guy still works. I saw him again at the end of the game. Drew, you've seen me I've been down and drunk before? I don't know what's going on with McDaniel. I'm looking at him like, I know that face. I'm like, this guy looks like he's just like, drink like a 60 pounder. And the lines are getting deep like mine. He's aged like 20 years, that guy.

All right. Let's get into the week, Cam. You see my face. Yeah, true. That's true. You were into the bottles of vino over the Christmas holidays.

I told people, don't call me at that time, but I made a mistake, Drew. Hey, Drew, we all get into the eggnog in the holidays.

Eggnog is disgusting, but I agree with you.

Actually, you know what? I'm with you on that one. I don't need my alcohol in egg. I'll drink eggnog, but you know what it is? Eggnog is one of those things that you can have a couple of, but you can't drink 30 of them. You'll puke. You can't have eggs.

I agree with you. I got the whole Christmas sick kid special where my wife went to Christmas dinner and I got to stay home and order a pizza because I was with the toddler who was just hacking up along all day. I was like, This is terrible. I'm missing the turkey dinner. I get to watch football. Sure, it's Christmas, but I was like, This sucks.

I know. You told me you took your kids to the library. I didn't even know libraries existed anymore. No, literally, is there like books in a library?

Yeah, public library. It's a real thing. My daughter's got a library card, takes books.

Wow, that's great, Drew. You know what? You're a good father. I thought kids just looked on their phones and devices and took artificial intelligence We'll see when she's older.

Right now, she's into the books. But once she gets a bit older, she might be like, Dad, I don't care about reading.

Yeah, that's true. Good. You're actually doing, Drew, I'm going to give you credit for a guy like you don't know too much about anything other than sports and movies, but you're doing a good job as a father. A plus.

It's my wife. I just say, Okay, dude. Okay, dude. Good job. Good idea.

Well, you took your kids to the library. You do it better than most. Some dads are getting drunk at the bar and leaving the kids alone. So you're doing well.

All right, Cam. Let's get into the quick changes for the week. My first change, Cam. I'm switching off the Jacksonville Jaguars and coming on to the Tennessee Titans with you for the first time in weeks. I already want 100 bucks off you, Ben, against Titans two weeks in a row.

You got to send me your email. I owe you money.

Should I do double or nothing? Should we do triple or nothing on something? I don't know, but I'm taking the Titans with you this week, so it won't be on the Titans game.

I will do double or nothing, but I know what game you're going to pick, and I don't feel confident with it.

I was going to say Ram since you're on the cards.

Oh, man, I want to do it so bad. I don't want to owe you all my money. I'm giving you like...

I'm not doing the show for free.

I'll never get another paycheck. Drew owns me. I'm his Butler. I'm looking after the kids. But I know what, Drew, I like that change. Here's the deal with Tennessee. They're shit, but I like what I saw in the second half of that game versus the Colts. But the problem is, will they do it for a full game? If they do, they're going to murder them.

I think the Tatiana could win by 10 plus if they do that for the full game. Agreed. Yeah, they have a lot more weapons than Jacksville. Jacksville feels like they've mailed it in. They're not playing for Peterson anymore. I think he knows his job is gone. That might be a decent spot for Chicago, actually. Doug Peterson wouldn't be too bad. Super Bowl winning coach, but he ruined the Jackson Jaguar, so maybe not. My next switch, Kim. Cleveland to Miami. I think you're making a switch with me. I just think that Cleveland, the Browns have mailed it in. Dtr is no good. They should just start James. I don't know why they're not. What do you feel about this one?

I feel exactly the same way you do. Mcdaniels beat down, but know what the Dolphins do? Usually beat good teams. Even though San Francisco is banged up, they still beat them. You know what, Drew? You just can't trust Cleveland. Cincinnati gave them every opportunity to come back and win that game, not just cover, and they couldn't even take it. They're shit. We're at that time of the year. I don't know what bad team is going to show up, but I have no faith in Cleveland either. I'll take Miami. I'm with you. This could be something we regret, but I don't want to take- I don't know.

It's a team fighting for their playoff lives against a team that's totally mailed it and given up on the season. They're missing so many pieces. Is Stefansky done if they don't make the... Well, they're not making the play.

No one listens to me. I told people Stefansky is overrated. I was like, Oh, you're new to it, I told you years ago, this guy's not a very good coach. He's so overrated. He doesn't know what quarterbacks to start. He fucked up the whole Deshaun Watson situation.

I mean, to be fair, Deshaun Watson got thrown in his lap, and they're like, You better play this guy. We paid $400 a week for him.

No, but he also... Remember, he had Baker Mayfield and fucking made the guy throw 60 times a fucking game instead of running nick Chubb. End of discussion. Am I right or am I right, Drew? He didn't play that for me. I don't care. He literally had Baker Mayfield injured and almost got him murdered when they had the best... At that time, nick Chubb was an unstable force, Drew. You know he was. He was good, by the way. What's up with your hair? You look younger.

You're getting to sleep over the holidays? Yeah, I got to sleep over the holidays, man.

What's going on? You look fresh.

A sick child sleeps longer than a healthy child. That's fact. All right, Cam, I'm making no other- Put the Nyquil in the formula, '99. '99 children. I hope that that would kill your kid, but- Parents have done that before.

No chance. No, No, no, that's awful.

My three-year-old is not even allowed cold medicine yet. She's not old enough. It's stupid. So you have to give them the homeopathic stuff that does nothing.

It's like when I have sleep problems, I go to the healthy planet. They're like, Hey, Mr. Stuart, try these magnesium pills. I'm like, What? They don't even It's like it ain't nothing.

Cam, recap your picture of the week. You're on the chargers as your goal. The bangles minus three and a half, Arizona, Buffalo minus nine and a half, Carolina, Colts, Tennessee Titans plus two, Green Bay Packers plus one and a half, the Vegas Raiders plus two and a half. We both got that line. We switched to Miami minus six and a half, Dallas plus seven and a half. Commanders minus four and a half. Is this over?

Hey, I got Dallas at 10.. This is the number. We do two shows. That's why I take a lesson to everybody, get the best line. Think about the Seattle game last week, Drew. Three and a half it opens. They lose to Minnesota by whatever. You win, you lose. It's very important. If you like to hit it early, man.

You had Washington as your Silver and San Fran as your Bronze. My picks for everybody. I have Chargers as Silver, Bangles, Rams, Jets, Tampa Bay Bucaneers as my Bronze, Colts, Titans now, Vikings, Raiders, Miami, Philly, Washington as my gold, and San Fran. And for everybody watching, 82 % of the public is now on Detroit minus three and a half, and the line is still not moved. Cam, it's the biggest trap of all traps. Everyone's all over Detroit, and we're going to look like Stooges maybe if Detroit smokes them, but we can't take. That's the biggest public favorite I think I've seen this season.

We look like, how many times this year have I taken Tennessee? I'm the biggest Stoog out there. Betting against Kansas City, another Stoog move. I've done a lot of dumb things this year, so let's just keep on rolling with the punches. I'm going to tell you, though, Drew, the one thing I did, and I warned you, and sometimes I'm right, it was that Tampa Bay, Dallas game. I go, This game smells like a fish. You're right. I'm on the Dallas Cowboys, and everybody was on Tampa. So sometimes I'm right, I'm wrong a lot, and I'm willing to say if Detroit wins that game through between one and three.

I think they might lose the game out, right? I think they might, too. And the next week is going to matter big for the NFC North. That's the NFL's dream, because right now a lot of week 18 matchups are lined up to mean absolutely nothing. If the Rams win, they clench the division. Bangles lose, the playoff race in the NFC is over. A lot of things need to happen, but the NFL will have a good week 18 slate that people care about. Okay, questions, Cam, now before we get to our props, anytime TD and teasers and all that other fun stuff. First one from Ed Zbrowski. Question, if Cam had to get Drew a Christmas present, what would it be?

Buffalo Bill Teddy Bear for his kids?

That's not bad. That's not bad.

Like a big, giant one. Do you know what I got for Christmas? I'll bring him out the next show. A life-size cookie monster. My girlfriend got it a giant tiger. The thing is huge. He's got a big gut in his mouth. I could put my head in his mouth. I just cracked a joke. I go, That cookie monster is so cool. She bought it for me for Christmas. He's way bigger than Scooby Deed.

Did she wrap it?

No, she just put it on the said, Merry Christmas.

That'd be funny if she wrapped it, you'd be like, What the fuck is that? Is that odd?

She is the Cookie. Anyway, what would be a good gift for you? I'm trying to think. What would you really... You know what? How about a vintage Colorado Avalanche Joe Sacket jersey? There you go. There's something cool like that. There you go. Something really cool. That's really cool. Yeah, he's a big Avalanche guy for all you guys who don't know.

That is true. Next one. This one's from Young Dee. He says, Just talk about the game. Stop asking Cam questions. And we say, Too bad, Young Dee.

Sorry, Young Dee. Did we not give pics? I thought we gave pics.

Yeah, we did. Boston Secret asks, Cam, what is your go-to order at Subway?

Oh, yeah.

Running through the garden twice.

No, honestly, I do. And what I do, too, another move I do is I get extra everything and take home the soup container with extra vegetables, and I make another I love when I'm there. I always get two.

Wait, they let you take that?

Yeah, they do. But yeah, I tried that at Burger King, they're like 79 cents. I said, right now through the garden twice. She goes, what? I go, heavy all. She goes, 79 cents. I go, I'm already paying $8 for this fucking chicken sandwich. It should cost a dollar and 80. Man, that Burger King in the morning. Gross. Yeah. Two subways, cold-cut trio, non-toasted, heavy all.

I got to go to a toaster subs always.

And I never get the meat balls because it's too soggy. It makes the bread too soggy. I agree with you. And I'll go with the turkey. It's got to be cold cuts. I don't do no fucking tuna, no meatballs, none of that shit.

I'm an Italian BMT guy, Ken, with this- Italian BMT is another way.

Yes, Andrew, I'm a cheap Scot, and the cold cut trio is cheaper? When I have money and the pics are good.

Well, Cam, the five dollar full-on used to be a thing. Now it's like 18 bucks to get a sandwich and a bag of chips. I'm like, What is this stupidness?

Like, I'll leave- Buddy, I went to fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken. I dropped $60 on a barrel. I used to be C-999 with four sides.

Kam, tip, get the app. You get buy one, get one free buckets if you have the app, the KFC app.

Can you repeat that?

Yeah, exactly. Get the KFC app and there's buy one, get one free buckets on that.

Are you kidding me? You're going to tell me Can I get a free barrel? You just made my day.

I love it.

Good call. No, Drew. That paid for itself. Thank you.

Next one from Tony. Merry Christmas, you all. Question for Kam. What's your favorite Mexican food dish? And have you ever tried Lengua tongue tacos?

Lengua? No, I'll eat tongue if you tell me to because Drew knows I'm disgusting. No, my favorite Mexican dish is... That's tough. I like them all. There's not one thing I don't like. I What's your favorite Mexican dish? I'm trying to think.

I'm a plain burritos guy or street tacos, but real street tacos.

Yeah, I agree with you. Street tacos. Actually, one thing I'm not down that you're down with is my least favorite things is pulled pork. I'll eat it, but I would never... I'm more just like a steak.

I feel like pulled pork is an American thing that they added to Mexican food. I don't think that's actually Mexican.

No, the problem with pulled pork is, it's not a very good cut of meat, and that's why you got to pull it apart. It doesn't stand on its own. That's why they have to cover it in sauce.

Slopy Joe's better than pulled pork. I I love Slavy Joe's. Oh, yeah. I love Slavy Joe's, too.

Here we go, Drew. Now we're eating each other. Next one. You ever had huevos rancheros? The breakfast dish, the Mexican dish? No. It's like eggs and all that. It's very... Give it a shot.

It's delicious. All right, next one from Duane. What is your favorite piece of memorabilia that you own and Cam, I hope it's not that stupid Seahawks talent that doesn't fit your head.

You're right. I'm sorry, guys. I tried to just give some comedy. I thought it was pretty fun when I put it on, but yeah. Right, Drew? Isn't it amazing?

So What's your favorite picture you're doing?

No, my favorite piece in the memorabilia, Drew, and I'm actually embarrassed to tell you this, I have an autographed picture of Payne Stewart, and I can't find it. Remember before he died in a plane crash? What do you need for him? No, my parents moved. My parents moved, and I was looking for it, and it's in a box. It could be in my dad's storage locker, but it's also the coolest thing. It's him, and he was a first athlete to be sponsored by NFL. So it has all the NFL logos he used to wear. If he goes to Chicago, he'd wear like bear's knickers, or he'd go to a baby blue. You go to Minnesota Purple. He wore the team's colors and he had my golf shirt. How did you get that? I wrote him a letter and he sent me a picture when I was a kid.

Oh, so was it personalized?

Yeah, the guy wrote a pen letter. I go, Hey, Mr. Stuart, I'm Cam Stuart. Congratulations on winning the Kemper open. The guy wrote me back and said, thanks for being a fan, and gave me an autographed picture of him with NFL shit. It was amazing, bro. That thing is like, yeah, no, I'm such a loser. What's your favorite piece of nostalgia?

Peace, my brother. I have a Keel car autograft PSA 10 rookie card. It's worth 2,800 bucks. Is it really? Yeah. I got it for $80 when he was a rookie. We saw it and we were like, $80, bam. I'm taking that because I thought it was going to be good.

$2,800?

Yeah, I didn't think it was going to be this good. But yeah, so I'm hoping he wins another Norse or something, and it It keeps going up.

You better get a safe, Drew. You've reached safety deposit. Anything over a thousand, you need a safe or a safety deposit box.

Yeah, I'm just waiting for the wife to see the value of it and be like, What the hell? You pay for our mortgage this month with that card. I'm like, Shit. All right, next one. Drew, how do you hate Guinness? It's from Joe, and I said-Yeah, I'm with you. It's too thick.

It tastes like burnt toast. It's an acquired taste. I remember when I was younger and I started, I'm like, meh, whatever. But I like coffee, and a lot of people hate coffee. But I'm telling you, Drew, if you get it done right, it'll change. It's like when you get older, things that you hate. I used to hate fucking sweet pickles. Now I like them. I used to hate olives. Now I love them. I don't know what it is when you get older, your taste buds change. It's weird. I like things I used to hate.

I like ice cold beer. I feel like Guinness gets warm so quick.

That's a good call. But then you have to get it right. And the problem with bars is, a lot of them are lazy. You have to go to a real Irish pub because they have the temperature gage, the electronic one. You go to a shit bar and get Guinness, you might as well drink fucking.

I hate more than getting my beer in a warm glass. Like, Oh, they're fresh with two glasses. I'm like, What the fuck is this?

I told the lady at the bar the other day, I know she was busy. I'm like, It was disgusting. The glass was hot from the dishwasher. I'm like, This is not cool, man. I You shouldn't have to go to a bar and put ice in your fucking beer.

No, that's gross. Next one from Tim Kam. In your opinion, what's the best NHL team of all time? The '80s oilers, '70s habs, Islanders. Which one?

Wow, what a question. These guys are coming hot today. What do you think, Drew? I'm thinking that Islander team, the Islanders of Mike Bossy, Dennis Potvan, Bob Nystrom, Billy Smith.

I'm thinking that the late '90s Red Wings are pretty unstopped.

It's either Are the oilers or the Islanders because no team won that many in a row.

Yeah, it's going to be the '80s oilers.

Both won four. '80s oilers.

They won seven champions of the 10 or something like that, or something crazy. All right, next one from Tyler. Question for Cam, what's your biggest sports bet win of all time? And also, will you ever do a meet and greet? I'm out in Edmonton.

Here's the deal. Talk to the guys in charge, and if we ever have a meet and greet... No, no, no. Just no. Seriously, if Steve's going somewhere and he goes, maybe we'll bring Cam and Drew. We'll hit a city and we'll do it. I'd love to do It's really hard to plan, but yeah, if I'm there for sure. And the other question was, what did he ask Drew? I got to find him. I drank a lot of alcohol over the holidays.

Oh, your biggest sports bet win of all time. Oh, yeah.

Mike Weer masters. Mike Weer Mike Weer masters, close to 20 grand altogether, pal. I hit him on two websites, 125 to 100. When Mike Weer almost blew it with Len Matisse there. And back in those days, Drew, there was no cash out button.

Oh, she just stressed- There There was no cash out button.

I'm sitting there going, Fuck, man, I'm fucked. And I thought he was going to lose. And then, oh, my God, when he hit that put, I literally lost my shit. But my girlfriend found out that I won more than I said, and then we had to go on a cruise. We did 17 days Europe. It was actually a good trip. I'm glad I got. In retrospect, it was a smart thing to do. At the time, it cost me all my money. But, hey, you got to travel when you're young. All All right, last week- That monkey pissed on me when I went to the filter. What? I was eating an apple. He jumped on my shoulder, and the tour guy is like, Hey, man, Cam, don't pet that monkey. He'll bite your hand off. Monkeys aren't fun. They could be really mean. They throw their- I sat there and I was like, he's laughing. And next thing you know, I have an apple and you tuck it in the monkey pit, and he took a leak right on me. I was like, I had to laugh. I was like, That monkey's pretty smooth. He took a piss on me.

Wow. All right, Cam.

Last week- No worries, eh, Drew?

It's pretty hilarious. You should know how the camera following your whole life for some of my funny videos.

I'm not as funny now.

Pauly, the parrot, asks, Cam, Have you ever been to Bourbon Street? If so, what are your thoughts? I feel like you belong down here with us in South Louisiana.

This guy's from South Louisiana. Pauly, I got something to tell you, pal. My next move after football season, if I ever hit it big, I told my girlfriend, I go, What haven't I done that I've talked about? Riverboat Cruise in the Bayou, old style with the spin in wheels, and me in a Colonel Sanders suit gambling. I will see you in New Orleans.

What's the stew that they make? Jambalaya. No, it's not Jambalaya, the other one.

Gumbo.

Yeah, I would love to try authentic gumbo.

Oh, authentic gumbo with shrimp in it and stuff? Oh, man. Dude, New Orleans food is killer. I look at some of those shots Drew from those restaurants and stuff. I'm like, you know what? What was his name? The Parret?

Yeah, Pauley the Parret.

Oh, Pauley the Parret. Great handle, too. You know what, Pauley the Parret? You're my guy from now on.

I love All right, last one. Death Star asks, If Cam could beat Drew with any wrestling finishing move, which one would he pick?

Very tough. You know what? I'd actually... Because I want to put Drew in a sleeper hole to make him choke. Marenci, you snored like me when Boss Ruth put me to bed.

Yeah, I was going to say, Cam has been choked out by Boss Ruth. Maybe I'll play that in the show.

Oh, dude, you should.

I'll put in the comments at least for people to speak.

I don't know if we have rights to it, but you know what?

I'm going to sue me. I mean, Cam, the network doesn't exist anymore. What are they going to do?

Good point. That was the best. Hello? Who's this? Hey, Cam, it's John Levy. Cease and desist. I'm like, What? Actually, you know what, Drew? I didn't tell you that. When me and Marenci pulled that fucking stunt, we both literally, I've never- I'm shocked you didn't get fired.

I'm shocked.

Basically everyone wanted to fire us. The chick from HR hated Gabe, too. And the boss is like, No, they were just having fun, whatever. The owner of the company actually saved it. Everybody else wanted us gone. But the thing is, why would fire us for that. It was fun.

Can you imagine you got deathly injured, Kim? The network's paying you a bill for the rest of your life.

Hey, man, then bring somebody in. We needed a safety worker or something, right?

Someone's like, Hey, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Do you remember we did another one, too, where we used to do skits where, remember the dart? And we did a side shot where it went into my fucking neck and like, oh, my God, you've gone too far. You threw a dart at Cam's neck and we had fake blood. And I was like, whatever. We're idiots. You're right. I should have been fired a lot of times. But then again, in the end, I did get fired.

Fair.

I actually bought out. Let's call it network change.

Hey, holiday gift for Cam. That's another story off the air. I love you, Drew. Next one. Sorry, that's it. That's it for questions. We're now into our player props or anytime TV pick. So, Cam, I'm going to give you my player props for the week. I'm very confident this week. I know I'm feeling it.

I'm feeling good about this week. I'll give you a tip. Don't be confident because that's the worst. Every time I'm confident, bad things happen. Go in just regular.

No, I'm confident, Cam. My goal pick for the week, Marvin Mims, my guy, over 25 and a half receiving yards. Over this number in four of his last five, at least four targets in force rate games. Bangles are 26 against the pass, and they're going to be focused on showing down Sutton. I'm also going to sprinkle on his over 50 receiving yards plus 400 just for 50 yards. Can't beat that last game. We were all over Mims. Great pick by you.

I'm going to tell you, your props have been fantastic. For all you guys listening, Drew texted me and said, I'm going to do ladders with Mims, like 20, 30, 40, 50. He hit them all. So listen to what he's saying. You always seem to find that secondary receiver. I couldn't believe Macintosh's prop last night, Drew. It was nothing, rushing and receiving. The thing is, he got no catches, and he went over by 28 yards.

It was ridiculous. My Silver camp. Jonathan Taylor under six and a half receiving yards. He's been over this number just once in the last five games and has just two catches over his last four weeks. He's got at least 22 carries, though, in three straight. So I also like the over 22.5 rush attempts, but under six and a half receiving yards. Anthony Richardson just doesn't throw a running back scam. He goes deep and deep alone. He does. My bronze is Justin Herbert under 14 and a half rushing yards. He's gone over this number just once in four weeks. The Patriots rank 27th in pressure rate, which means he's not going to be scrambling, Cam. And he's also dealing with this high ankle sprain, so I don't think he's going to be him very much.

Be careful of the injured player, though, Drew. Remember, a lot of people bet his under the last game, and he went way over his number. He still runs on that bad leg.

Well, I'm not worried, Cam. This is the Patriots. The Denver Robbins can pressure people. The Patriots cannot. My bonus, Aconquo over 37 and a half receiving yards against the Jaguars. He's got 17 catches and 21 targets over his last few games, 140 yards combined. 37 and a half is too low. Rudolf Love is throwing to his tight end. And my last one, Kyren Williams over 90 rushing yards. Over this in three was last four, and the only one he was under was 87 yards. Cardinals, 22nd against the run, and they punched the Rams in the mouth last time they played. I think the Rams run it down their throats.

Love your pics, Drew. And I'll tell you another thing, Calvin Ridley is getting more in the offense with Rudolf there, too. He actually looks for him. He doesn't hit him all the time. But what's his number?

Five, nine and a half.

I like over. I think he's going to have a huge day.

Yeah, I agree with that. I was looking at that, too. I just like a con quote. It's a bit better. All right, Kam's anytime TD picks for the week, let's hear them. He's been six and three at worst the last five weeks. So everyone's.

I have one question, though. The situation with Dobbins and Gus, do you think they're going to play Dobbins?

Well, Gus has been ruled out. Gus has been ruled out.

Gus is out? Oh, then Dobbins minus 125.

Dobbins is supposed to lose. I think Vidal might get to start.

Are you serious? What's Vidal's number then? That could be a steal.

I'm even looking at it. I agree.

I know what? Let's take a look at Vidal. You know what? That is a great call by you because you don't want to hurt Dobbins either. Because they got to think about the long term future.

Exactly. Vidal is plus 220 for any time.

Sold. What a pick. You know what? Great call by you, Drew, figuring that one out. I didn't realize. I thought Dobbins was definitely starting, but he will play, but they can't feed him too much.

I think they might rest dominant, Cam, from what I'm hearing. I think Vidal might be the guy. That's why I picked him up in a bunch of fantasy finals.

I love it. Okay, Drew, instead of taking both guys, I'm going to do a parlay to plus 165 because the numbers are too big. That's a Chase anytime, TD, and a Chase-Brown anytime, TD. Two bangles plus 165. Now I'm going to go to the Arizona Cardinals. I like Connor plus 100. I think he gets a TD versus the Rams. I don't know who to pick with the Rams.

If he doesn't play, do you like Michael Carter?

Yes, I do. Connor is going to play, though, isn't he?

He's got his knee issue.

What the hell is going on with all my guys? Mike Evans in a bounceback spot, minus 125 for the Bucks.

Okay.

Chuba Hubbard, every week, the guy gets a fucking countdown. I'll make 20 cents. My underdog pick, Tracy of the Giants plus 140. I think if they get one or two touch downs, he gets them. Allen for the Bills versus the Jets, pick him. And I don't want to lay juice, but what do you think about Robinson, the running back of Washington again? Yeah, I know what? I'm going to lay it off.

I might save him for the playoffs.

I'm not going to do too many.

So Allen- You already got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, enough. You got seven. You got two more. You always give nine.

Okay. I should give 10. Give me Ridley. It's just a vibe. Ridley.

Let me see what his odds are. It's got to be over two to one. Plus 160. Okay.

I expected more, but I'll take them. And I need a Ram's countdown. You give it to me. We'll do one together with a good number, too.

I know. Iron is pretty obvious, but.

What about Pukenau Kua?

Pukenau Kua is minus 120. I don't like that either. Yes, fuck, man.

How about... Okay, somebody from the Washington Atlanta game.

Washington Atlanta game- Scary Terry? Yeah.

Give me Scary Terry. I take them every week. All right. Mcclorn. It's not my favorite pick, but McClorn, I don't have to lay juice. I'm in.

All right. So you got Vidal, Well, Chase and Chase Brown, Parley, Connor, Evans, Hubbard, Tracy, Allen, Ridley, and McCloren. I like all these big scams. They keep going six and three. We're going to make a bunch of money. Now we get to our Anytime TD Props. We're going to do one for Saturday, and we're going to do one for the weekend as a So there's three games Saturday. We'll do... What do you want to do? One guy each, two guys each?

Just one guy. That's fine. I want to keep it simple, and I want the listeners and viewers to win over the holidays. We'll do a crazy one, but let's give them one where it has a really good chance to cash.

I agree with you. All right, Give me one guy from the Saturday Saturday games. Three games.

I got to take Chase Brown.

Chase Brown. He is minus 180.

I know it's a lot, but that guy gets touches galore.

Okay, Brown minus 180.

I will go Take Vidal from the chargers, bro.

I'm just worried if Dobbins gets the goal line carry, if he actually plays. But you're right. I'm going to go Vidal. You're right. I like it. So our two-leg parlay, Chase Brown and Vidal cam, plus 400.

And give me Williams of the Rams. Then it turns into what?

Kyren Williams of the Rams will probably go to what? What do you think? Minus 420 or plus 420?

No, no. It'll be plus 7 to 1.

Plus 586.

I'll take it. 6 to 1 is good enough for me. And those are very realistic things. Do you want to add one more? We'll do the three and add another leg to it. Give me somebody... Who are we taking from the Cardinals?

I'm going to add Mims to it, Kam, because I like Mims this week. No, I like that call, too.

You can add Mims.

So if you add Mims, it's 32 to 1. There we go. All right. There we go.

Wow, the Cardinal's DJ Dallas. That says, number stuck. No, I'm sorry, I can't do that. You got to give me 2 to 1 plus 140, pass.

It'll be Michael Carter anyway, not DJ Dallas.

You're right.

Which is weird. I don't even see Carter listed on the That's what I'm saying, bro.

We have an issue here.

Where is he?

That's the thing. No, no, no. It'd be Trey Benson. Benson might be the guy.

Benson's out, though, isn't he?

I don't know. I'm looking at the.

Yeah, you're right.

I see Connor, Dallas, Benson, McBride. I see, I don't know. This is the whole thing, man. These injury reports, Drew, we have to be very careful this week with this. A lot of weird things are going to be happening.

All right, so our Saturday parlay, Brown, Vidal, Kyren, and Mims, 32 to one. You can play it two banger, three banger, four banger, all four legs. Now we'll make one for the Sunday slate. Our teaser cams hit back to back week. It keeps boosting my bankroll. I'm always happy. I'm like, Oh, I got more money. So let's do our- I like that. Let's do our Sunday TD parlay first, four guys on the slate, and then we'll do our teaser. So give me one guy from the Sunday slate.

One guy from the Sunday Slate. One guy from the Sunday Slate. What do you think about Josh Allen?

I think he should score if they don't- You know what the thing is, Drew?

Lamar Jackson is playing so good. I think Allen, in the back of his head, is going, I'm going to run in a couple this week. Give me Josh Allen.

So that's minus 125. I'm going to go. Give me Chiga Conquo, Titans versus Jags.

Oh, man, this guy. See what I like about Drew? Balls deep. You're not even taking a chalk player. You're taking a guy like right- No, we have fun. If that happens, wow, okay.

All right, next guy, Cam.

I just don't want to fucking, I don't want to fuck this up. Who do you like more, Evans or Hubbard? Evans?

Probably Hubbard.

Hubbard always- I like Hubbard, too. Give me Hubbard.

All right, Hubbard added, and I will add, Give me Aaron Jones. I like it.

Aaron Jones, man, that guy, he fucking runs hard, that guy.

So our four-leg parlay, Josh Allen, Aconquo, Hubbard & Jones, 24 to 1. Sold.

Now we're going to go to Teaser.

The Teaser? Yep, Teaser, seven-point teaser.

How How many games? Every one?

We've hit five bangers, two straight weeks.

Okay, you want to do five?

Let's do four, then we can agree on one to add as a fifth. Okay, you know what?

I don't care about all you guys are crossing through zero. This is me and Drew show. I don't give a fuck what you take. Cincinnati plus four.

Okay.

And we're doing seven instead of six. I don't give a shit about this. This is fun. We have the fun game.

I'm going to go to the bills lock up to two seed minus two and a half.

Love it. Okay, now we got Oh, God, do I dare do this? Tennessee plus eight and a half.

Oh, no.

Cut. My mic. Okay, so no, no, no. Actually, if they fuck this up, I'll-No, you did it.

You did it.

You're right. I did it.

Do I trust Kenny Picket to beat the Cowboys? No.

I don't know about that one. How about we go to Miami and bring it down to a pick against Cleveland? Okay, Cleveland went outright. That's too dangerous. How about packers plus eight and a half?

I'm going to go chargers plus two and a half.

You know what? I don't even care. Two and a half, dead number. Who cares? You like it?

Take it. Yeah, you're right. It's a dead number.

Who cares? You know what? Who cares? This is our fun teaser.

And what else do we do now? I'm switching. I'm going Raiders plus six. They're not losing by more than 6 to the Saints in New Orleans.

I agree.

All right. One more that we both agree on. I like the Giants plus 14 and a half. That's pretty crazy. San Fran plus 10 and a half?

That's very intriguing.

How about the Colts pick Bucks? Bucks pick 'em?

Yeah, I like that. Colts pick 'em? Do we dare take San Francisco plus 10 and a half?

I like it.

No, actually, yes, because know what we can do? If we win all those legs, we can find a way to middle it. Put it in. It's a Monday night game.

All right. So that's our teaser for everybody. Bangles plus four, bills minus two and a half, Titans plus eight, Raiders plus six, and Sanfran plus ten and a half.

Cool. Actually, just I tell people on FanDuel, Ontario, every game has the hook. So you get basically it's eight and a half instead of eight. You know what I mean? They always have the hafs with you. They're good for teasers.

Okay, now we'll do our... Kim, we were three off for hitting our 15 leg. He's the last week.

I can't wait to do this right now.

We're going to keep these five in, and we're going to now do the rest of the game. So we're going chargers plus two and a half. We agree.

Yeah. Bangles plus four.

Yeah.

Okay, now we have to make a decision. I like Cardinals, but you like Rams.

So we're What do we do? The Rams win the division if they win.

Okay, I'll take them to win. If Cardinals win this game, me and you will have a conversation on money.

I'll give you Carolina plus 15. How about that? I don't want that.

I'm actually scared. I'm betting them. But okay, what do we do with Philly, Dallas? Philly Pickham, right?

I'm thinking- But who's the quarterback? But who's the quarterback? Fannie Picket's playing. Fuck, give me Dallas, man. Yeah, Dallas plus 14. I think that's the safer play. Carolina, Tampa. What are we doing?

First, let's go in order here. Giants and Colts. I want to bring the Colts down or Giants up to 14 and a half?

Colts pick them. Colts pick them.

Okay, done. Raiders Saints. Raiders.

We already have that in the parley.

Bills down to two and a half.

Yeah, we already have that.

Okay. Jacksonville, Tennessee, we already have. You know what? You could take Tampa Bay down. I'm a team player. Take them to one and a half.

Okay. Miami to a pick them?

Yeah. I want Packers eight and a half. I'm sorry. I want Packers eight and a half instead of my case. All right.

You gave me the Ram, so I'll give you this one.

So Washington, Atlanta. We bring Washington down to plus two and a half or plus three? Was it four?

I'm thinking Atlanta. Okay. I'm plus 11. Okay.

No, I have no problem with that.

I'm just thinking if Washington does lose this, it'll be close.

Yeah, you're right. Okay, so let's recap. San Francisco, this is all seven-point teesers. San Francisco, Atlanta, Green Bay, Miami, Tampa, Tennessee. Fuck. Buffalo, Raiders, Colts, Cowboys, Rams, Bangles, Chargers.

Correct. Thirteen leg teaser plays 25 to 1.

Sold. And send me all of the Kyron and fonts that you can handle. I'm going to go balls deep this week. I'm feeling it too now.

This is the last real week to make bets that you have knowledge on. You're right. Let's have fun. Week 18, team's rest, guys. It's a shit show. Who knows how many people... And then the playouts come and there's only six games. It's the last time to go all in. So this one, you put the extra juice in your account.

This is like me and you the last time they're closing down our favorite buffet in our neighborhood. You better hit it before it's gone.

Correct. I'm with you. All right, Cam. Well, anything else you want to do before we get out of here? I think that's it. We got our anytime TD Parlay. We got our pics, got our teasers.

Just going to put some chicken wings in the air fryer. Have a great afternoon.

See, my issue with chicken wings, air fryer, Cam, there's not enough chicken wings that fit in there.

So you have to do like- I bought the family one. I got the eight quart. I fill it to the nuts.

So how many wings can you fit in there?

What are we talking? Probably about 25, 30.

Really? Yeah. Okay. Mine makes 10 at a time.

Now, we'll do on Monday. I'll show you the size of the air. The air fryer, the chef man, the base is really deep.

Where the hell do you store that thing, though?

On my calendar with all my other appliances. Oh, okay.

So you don't actually put it away.

I told you, I don't have guests over. I could do whatever the fuck I want.

If you were like, Drew, come over, you'd be like, Oh, shit. I got to clean up.

No, I wouldn't. I'd say, It or lump it. You're coming here to bet, and I'll go make you wings. Just don't go into my kitchen and look. Last night, I had my ice maker on top of my stove making ice. I have six bags of ice and ziplocks.

Why don't you just have an ice maker in your fridge?

Because my fridge doesn't have an ice maker, and my buddy bought me an ice maker for Christmas, and it's fucking amazing.

I love making ice. Does it make the cool ice? Like the balls and stuff?

Oh, yeah. It does the like the balls at last. Now, Drew, it is a winner, like you've not believed. And now I pack ice. Anytime somebody comes over, cold drink. There's nothing worse than shitty My ice cube trace. It's a fucking loser move, man. I got rid of my ice cube trace, smash, smash, smash. They're gone.

Yeah. My freezer has an ice cube maker.

Oh, you have ice in the fridge?

No, yeah. So my machine in my freezer dumps it all into this basket that's made and used canfuls of ice into my whiskey glasses. Jesus.

What the hell? What are they paying you over here? You're a real.

Cam, this fridge came in my house. They're paying my fridge. The Italian lady that lived here before had some fancy fridge. It even has the water. You know what?

Italians don't fuck around with food or drink. Exactly. They get it.

All right, Cam. That does it for week 17. Hopefully, we have a successful weekend. A happy New Year. Will we be back before next year's New Year? I don't even know. Let me see the calendar. Actually, we will.

If we do a Monday or Tuesday show. New Year's Day is Wednesday.

Tuesday, yeah.

New Year's Eve is Tuesday, correct? Yes. I'm working actually Wednesday. I'm doing the Rose Bowl. That's the bowl that they allotted me. Yeah, not bad. It's in the afternoon, too, so I can get absolutely tork like I did on another- Well, you might be hung over the night before. Unnamed show.

Yes. All right. That is it for Week 17. Please like, please hit subscribe, please rate and review on all audio platforms. Please let us know in the comments below your questions for Cam, your favorite bets of the week, why my audio sounds okay this time, and I sound like shit last time. People were saying, You sound like D arth Bayer. What are you doing?

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