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So for you that Franklyn with a Y. OK, let's get into it. I have a very special person here and it's not a best friend and it's not a new friend and it's not a cousin. And it's not my mom. It's my ex-boyfriend.

Do not say my name. Do not say my name.

Yes, the listeners. You guys should be hired for FBI level CIA level investigations because it's insane. You guys figure shit out in two seconds.

How far are we into this podcast? Three minutes, I guess your name is everywhere. I guarantee you they know who I am already. One hundred percent.

Thousand percent. Yes, but he's anonymous guy. So what do you wanna play? Let's play pretend. Yeah, call me. He wants me to call him finger bang, which I know sounds very random. It's a whole thing.

I'm not going to call you finger bang throughout the show. I could call you Elmo.

Elmo's a good one too. They know. They almost they know the Elmo story.

You know what? Let's just do me.

I like me. Did you know they know the me story. Can I tell them the main story? Do you want to tell them.

I'll tell them a story. OK, say OK. So we were dating a very common pet name for your lover is babe so mean.

So I would go out, go out on the town, she'd start drinking more she drank the more she slurred. Yeah. She would lose her pronunciation as she got drunk and drunk or so it's out babe. Babe and the drunk. She got to be babe and by the end of it was like barely audible. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am must go. Hi, ma'am.

So I gave her the nickname me but I guess apparently I'm MEV now, so we're both mean me.

But is babe, if you're going to leave, if you're Sofia and you're blackout drunk, you come on here, make me look good.

OK, so Mehboob. Yes. We're going to keep you anonymous. You were born and raised in Utah, born and raised. You were raised Mormon.

Mormon as of right. The whole thing more my whole life went on a Mormon mission. Wow. Came back. I thought I was going to be a Mormon like seminary teacher. That's like a priest. That's that was my goal when I got off my mission. Can you believe look look where I am now.

That is fucking crazy for people who don't know. Can we just quickly and like one line or two lines Mormon inside.

Yes. So people think that Salt Lake is at the heart of Mormonism. It's not. Provo is the heart of Mormonism. I went to BYU. Oh, so they have this thing called the honor code. You can't drink, you can't smoke, you can't do drugs. You can't have sex. You can't even go in the opposite sex bedroom. And if you do any of those that you can't drink caffeine. Yeah, you can't drink caffeine. I think they change that.

Now, when I was there, you couldn't drink caffeine.

And if you did any of those things. They would cancel you out. They would literally cancel the only chance for your credits, right. I just want to add to that someone that listen to my old podcast got kicked out for listening to it at BYU. You serious?

Yes, WASO, OK, Mormonism is a religion and it's very predominant here in Utah.

And they are very what's the word, fundamental, I guess you would say, fundamental service to conservatives serving conservative to a degree that coffee and anything with caffeine is bad.

That's fine.

But Meb, you grew up in that religion and you decided to leave. At what age? I started, so once you get to, like, your late 20s, early 30s, it really is if you're not married and you don't have a family, there really isn't a place for you in the church they like they really want you to kind of.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So there's singles wards, which is just a place to go and pick up on chicks, you know.

Yeah. Yeah. But once you turn 30, you're not allowed to go there anymore.

So we would. No way. So we would still go like to like BYU wards and like check out chicks and stuff like that. But we weren't allowed to be a part of the ward.

So you couldn't go to the singles group. If you're over 30. If you're over 30.

Yeah. I want you to go to the family awards so you could see what a family is like. And they thought that that was going to like. Brainwash you like encourage you to go for that instead of just being bored as fuck. I went to those. I was so bored. So to go up to you and try to coerce you, this could be yours.

Do you see why three kig of these? Look at my wife and, you know, take your hands off my fat wife.

All this could be yours and these tiny panty underwear that she has to wear 24/7. Come to us.

Come us.

OK, so you decide to leave the church and there wasn't necessarily like a breaking point.

Did you look back and was there a specific thing that you were like, that's why I fucking left? Yes.

OK, 1000 percent. OK, I know what that is. You can't have sex.

I thought I put my penis in a girl's vagina. Lightning's going to strike me down.

Your penis falls off and I'm going to be dead. I'm going to fall off. I'm going to be a girl from now on. And it didn't happen just. Oh, I thought so.

Now that you've had pussy, that's your reasoning. I was a virgin when I was 31 years old. I wasn't a saint. I started. Masturbating in a very, very young age. Hmm, very young age, way sooner than any of my friends that I've heard of. And when I started especially being in the church and the shame and the guilt that comes along with that.

Right. I literally thought I was the only boy in the world that masturbated.

And I had so much right.

So much guilt for doing that.

Like, I literally thought that I was the only person in the world. Yeah. The boy in the world that did that, you know. Yeah. So you know what?

I don't want to make it about me. It's about you.

I still even now at 28, when I masturbate, there is a teeny tiny part of me that things to myself you're doing something dirty or what you did is dirty.

Do you have that at all anymore? Because I still do.

I don't think I have that as much when I do it, but I really think that a lot of my sexuality is linked to that guilt. And that shame always associated sex with dirtiness and nastiness and nastiness.

So I got to tell you, I always wanted my sex to be dirty and nasty and nasty as possible.

This is this is so fucking interesting because I know, you know. I know.

You know, so masturbating in the church, which this is for a lot of religions, I don't want to single out LDS. I think it's a lot of conservative.

Yes. I'm looking for organized religion. Organized religion. Yeah. A lot of guilt and shame. Yes.

To sex in general and masturbation specifically.

So you were taught that you should not do it under any circumstances, even when you're in high school, even when you're in high school, just never, ever, ever have the loosened up that they actually have.

They actually have it maybe have saved me.

I would have maybe gone for another couple of years there.

Like, you can do it in the dark under a blanket, one hand ice clothes and repair things in a diary. And you can do it.

Oh, you just have to do a Hail Mary to yourself. You really do.

You just do it yourself. As long as you as long as it's just like mental. Like if you bring porn into the mix, OK, you go talk to your priest.

You've got to confess your priest is just.

Yeah. As long as it's not a I don't know how they the holidays. Lucy Goosey, you know, let your conscience be right.

But the fact that they're even putting laws or boundaries around it, you still internalize that and you think this is wrong.

Yes, exactly. You still think it's wrong. Exactly. I still do. I'm twenty five. I can do it, but I do a lot of shit I think is wrong. But I shouldn't feel that it's wrong.

No, you shouldn't feel that is wrong. I had a sex podcast and I still sometimes anyways. OK, so you did not lose your virginity until thirty one thirty one years young.

No wonder you were masturbating uncontrollably.

I know you're referring to when you were younger, but holy shit.

Yes, that is crazy. And I know it's not just the LDS faith. There are a lot of faiths that have a taboo around masturbating.

I want to come on here and be the professional taboo removal masturbating. It's OK. I'm also talking to myself. I'm not even talking. You guys trying to convince yourself right now. Yes, I am. Masturbation is.

Oh, OK. I want to move on. Is there anything else you want to say about the LDS faith?

Because I don't want this segment to come off like we are like bashing. No, because we're not and I don't want to bash.

No, it's like I think a lot of people and I get it a lot of shit can happen to someone when they leave the Mormon Church. I've been fortunate. My family still loves me. They still accept me for who I am. But a lot of people have a lot of hard feelings.

And I think a part of that is you've got to figure out how to come to terms with your Mormonism.

A lot of people will get out of the church and like you said, this will be with any, like, fundamental religion, right? They get out of that religion, but they can't. They leave the religion, but they can't leave it alone. Right. You know, exactly the way that I do it personally is Mormonism is no longer my spirituality and Mormonism is no longer my religion.

But it's always going to be my tribe. I was raised Mormon. I went on a mission. I did all that stuff. And it's always going to be a part of me. I love that. And I think if more people could.

Come to terms with it that way, there wouldn't be so much negativity and hostility, I see it a lot in the Mormon Church at least, right? I see it to just growing up in Utah. I see it everywhere.

And I actually want to apologize because I feel like I've made a couple comments on this podcast. I'm 99 percent of the time joking. You guys know that. But I have no hard feelings towards the LDS faith.

My grandma, my grandpa, LDS. I love them more than anything. I just want this to be a place where we can talk about everything openly and explore everything. Yeah, but I love how you said they are your tribe. Yes. OK, Nebe.

We were together for how many years, two and a half years. That's it. Regardless, it was two to three years, yeah, so many great memories, and those two to three years was such a blur.

If you can't hear the sarcasm, please hear it, because it was one of the craziest years of my life.

And for you to its people say toxic, why? That might be a way. But you know what?

Cocaine's toxic. Marlies toxic. I don't do those.

Catterall. I'm not saying you do them, but I'm saying there are a lot of fun when you're doing them. You know what I mean?

When people when people say toxic relationship, I would put a caution tape wrap around you and be like, this is the fucking guy I have the toxic relationship with.

And that's not a bad thing because honestly, looking back and you're to love to hear this, OK, let's hear it.

And I'll never say it again. I think I contributed to that toxic debt. The judge would say, yeah, don't say see, I said contributed.

You guys ought to own all that. They're going to own it. Hey, I'll take that. That's the most you've ever owned at me. I did contribute heavily.

There we go. We'll take it.

That's it. That's all I'll say. That's it. OK, but it's like, man, hey, looking back on it like that, we had a lot of fun. I don't look back and have negative feelings. I don't I did. It was hard for a while. It took me a long time to, like, get over it. It did. It took me a long time to get over it.

But yeah, I like shit. We had so much shit and it was like we loved each other so much, but we just couldn't be the person that the other person needed to be in love, you know what I mean?

But I am grateful for this through all the shit, through all the toxicity. Is that a word? Yes.

Our relationship taught me how to be present in a relationship.

Every other relationship before you, I was like with a girl, but I was always looking around for and around our relationship taught me the beauty and the power of being present in a relationship and always be grateful to you for that.

I mean, we I mean, it's so interesting. I have not thought about this until now. I look back on it and I'm like, God damn, thank you because I have a podcast and I have stories endlessly.

We have like three seasons of stories and not in that three years that we were together. And that's the truth. There is no exaggeration.

The three seasons. OK, so let's give them one.

OK, so thank you for admitting. To. A bit of the shit that you brought into our relationship, I appreciate that so much, guys, a little teeny tiny psycho contribution. And there is for the most part, it was his fault. And I always kind of war that as a badge of self-righteous honor, like it was also used, that crazy bitch. It was all her. It wasn't me.

She's fucking crazy. I mean, a lot of dudes do that. Yeah, I think a lot of.

Did you do that in this particular situation? I want to own it a little bit and say I was pretty crazy, but yes. Yeah.

I don't feel like I would punish you for the fucked up shit you would do, but I'd have that in my back pocket, like if I ever fucked up, even if I didn't tell you.

I'm like, well, she did this shit, OK?

So when I would fuck up, you would take a mental note and just store it in your mind and think to yourself, I will just fucking pull this card out whenever I'm in trouble.

I actually told it to you one time. I'm like, I have three get out of jail free cards. And you're like, no, if you stay with me and if we're together and you forgive me, you cannot have those get out of jail free card. So I'm like the guy you butt dialed one of my best friends while you're cheating on me and you talking about the Plan B pill, they have heard that story on the other podcast.

Yeah, but we have to quickly explain it in two sentences. OK, I cheated on me. Who's sitting across from me? I butt dialed one of his friends while I was cheating, which I know sounds bad arbitrarily while she's having sex.

Literally, yes. Me and the guy are talking about getting the plan B pill. Mibs friend hears it and reports back to me and Nebe gets upset, which I'm like, please, that was awful.

That was fucking awful. I was not a good girlfriend. But we're talking about toxicity.

Yes. And you're saying when I would fuck up you would store it to use later against me, later against you. That's toxic also.

That is very toxic. Very, very toxic as well. That's a whole nother story for a whole season of may have been.

So, yeah. Tell me. OK, so birthday party, Arizona, Scottsdale. I don't want to say what birthday it was, but it was a momentous birthday.

We go out there, we say with Honey Bunny, we're staying at his place.

And, you know, like I mean, because you were drunk. I mean, when you want to hang around there and I'm like, you know what I want? I want three some more for some commands go.

And so all weekend long, you were full court press and it was like, look and look and look.

And we just kept striking out left and right.

And so finally we find a couple. You remember this couple? Yes. Yes.

And we've been trying to work it like a couple of nights in a row. But some you were either too drunk or she was too drunk.

So finally Sunday morning, I sent a text to the guy.

I'm like, nooner. And it was it was nine forty in the morning. And he says, Nooner. How about nine Fortier?

I'm like, done, we're staying with Honey Bunny. We go out, we grab, we I'm like, I need your keys.

I need to buy your car. And he's like, for what exactly? For like what? Forestalls.

And let's just say he was probably a little bit jealous of that of that situation because he's been with him and his relationship. They've had a little bit of a wild, crazy times anyway.

I think any dude, when his best friend is like, dude, I'm going to do it for someone, my girl is probably like, what the fuck?

Why am I not invited any do exactly. Go on.

So we get in his car, we drive over to their house. So I don't know if you remember this. This is something that we would do. We would get like a girl or a couple. We'd get there. And once everyone's on the same page, like, OK.

We're going to the sex shop and everyone gets to pick one thing from the sex, but we have to use that when we all get back there and we're having sex. It was it's the perfect show.

It's the perfect intro for that. It's a perfect intro. It's so great. It is. So I'm not going to take over.

That is so fun because there's a lot of times when people are going into kinky sex, where it's multiple people, they get nervous clammer. Let's all go to the fucking sex shop and pig shit out and talk about it. And I love that them get everyone comfortable.

So we I mean, we had our moments year and a half, so don't ask me why are you ready for this?

We are those all of the toys, the sex toys that we bought over the years. We saved all the sex toys.

Will remember in my old that had those drawers in it and we just had a drawer.

Yes. Look at all these things by I.

I want to say that it is a whole nother story that we need to tell about that one would say, OK, OK, hold on.

OK, memory lane. Yes. And some people say photographs. I guess MEV is saving sex toys.

You just dump them out. There are six or seven. This one I'm holding.

It is the double sided dildo that is humming. Is this a foot. Oh, it's over a foot.

The BBC Double-Sided Dildo net revenues don't lie.

OK, hold on, let's backtrack.

OK, Arizona for your birthday is the four of us. Two girls, two guys, sex toys. We're ready to hook up.

We're ready to hook up. OK, we're in the living room. Right? And so the girl, remember, she was Little Miss Dominatrix. She was the boss in this. She was round. You remember, she had that riding crop. You remember that she had like that horse riding crop. Do you remember this? I don't remember.

But I remember she controlled the whole fucking thing. Me? You're trying to pretend like I was in control. I'm taking pictures. This girl, all three of us, the two guys involved, we were her little bitch.

They were her little bitches. Yeah. I kind of liked it, I guess.

So she's like, we're taking stuff into the bedroom or tying or the bed. Tells her boyfriend to go out and get some rope from his from the garage.

So he goes out, he's fiddling around, he can't find anything. And he comes back and he's like, the only thing I can find are these six foot HDMI cables. You remember this?

Yeah. So I go down on you. Oh, you're blindfolded. Oh, you're blindfolded. She's talking dirty.

She's whipping you and I go down on you. I'm just down there all set. And I just it's feels like a really wet like more than just turned on.

When I look blood everywhere, blood is like everywhere, like soaking through the sheets.

And I'm like, oh, and I come up and there's just blood all over my face.

I look like a dog that just like found a rabbit and was like chewing on it.

And I'm like, what are we doing? She's like still staying in character because you're black, you're a dirty little slut. You're such a dirty little stuff. Like what?

So she had my back. She because she was thinking this girl be so embarrassed. Right. So she was like, she can't know. Yeah. She had no. Yeah no. We don't want to be embarrassed. Yes.

Kind of funny.

I was actually my nose had exploded in your crotch and it was my blood, not your blood.

You thought it was my period. Yes, I thought it was your period. OK, my all over my face and all over my face. And what was it?

I came up and I realized my nose is just loaded in your vagina, exploded blood everywhere, soaking through the comforter, through the sheets all the way to the bed.

And it was a bloody nose, a bloody nose. That is one of the most embarrassing things that can happen when you're having kinky sex with other people. Yeah. If your girlfriend gets her period during sex, who gives a fuck? Yeah. If she gets it during a foursome and everyone's involved and there's a girl eating her out and she gets it usually don't know them that well.

If you had, if you got your period like the first or second time you're having sex with someone, you'd be embarrassed.

Yeah, I know what I mean. Exactly what you are trying to be sexy for. Not one person, but two, maybe three people.

You know what I think people will find interesting? I did not know this happened until months later. Yeah, you did not tell me right on the way home.

No, I didn't tell you.

It was like months later and you said I just had to tell you a funny story. I was like, Joe.

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Sophea. Our relationship was toxic as fuck, we are both to blame. Do you agree with that? I agree.

Are you nodding your head because you're like, fuck you, bitch.

It was all you know, it was both of us. Definitely both of us, OK.

There is one fight that we got in that I have talked about on the old show briefly.

But I think now that I have the man that I did this God forsaken thing with, it's a completely different level of storytelling.

OK, so you and I get into a crazy fight. I don't even know what it was about. Oh, I know what it was about.

I know exactly what it was about. We were at a party. We were going to hook up with this other couple. You were too fucked up. So we left. We came back home. I parked in the driveway. I dropped you off. My roommate is like, you need to move something in the driveway. I literally leave for two minutes. It's literally two minutes. I move your car out in front of the house so. So he can get in the garage.

I am gone for two minutes. I get back in the house and you're like, I can't believe you did that. I'm like, what did I do? I'm like, I can't believe you did that to me. How could you do that? What did I do? You went back over to that girl's house, to that couple. I said, you fucked the wife, didn't you? You did it behind my back. I'm like, Babe, I was gone for two minutes.

You were like you were gone for two hours.

You were just moving a car.

I just moved the car out onto the street so that my roommate could get in the garage. OK, OK.

I was out to rationalize and be like in my defense, when you're block out, there's no defense. You go and sleep in a different room. Yes.

I don't like that, especially when I'm drunk, I want you asleep next to me, I don't want you next to me. I want you way back when you're away and you obviously the next you might be falling asleep after you fall asleep.

I remember how you would get so mad at me if I ever fell asleep before. You give me the stinkiest eyes and like, kick me to make sure I was up before you went back to sleep. Are you still that way?

No, but Kikue, I would do all types of shit. I would pour water. I would be like, babe, I just heard some shit.

I hate that shit. OK, you are asleep in a different room.

I don't fucking like that shit when I'm drunk. Amplified by a hundred. Yes ok. I walk into the other room.

I really don't tell me you walk in casually so the guess I don't know. Don't even stumble.

The guestroom doesn't have a lock on the door. It's just a just as a door knob on it. So I just, I snuck in there thinking you and Fimian you found me. So to push you back out, put you back into our room and you just kept coming in and out. So I went downstairs, I got a kitchen chair and I propped it up underneath the door knob so that you couldn't come in because I didn't have a lock.

I had it jammed up there so good and so strong also. Not just here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you push that door open just enough that you can slide into that room.

I'm like, how in the hell did she do that? I tested that thing myself.

No way. You, you're, you must be skinny girl because it was seriously like this wide like six inches wide and you slid right in to the oh my fucking God.

Well, OK, I'm proud of myself. But also all the times I put a chair up against a doorknob, intruders can just slide right in, right?

No. Now, you know, they're skinny, really only skinny robbers can get you on.

These skinny assailants can get you if you have a door propped up.

Yes. OK, a chair propped up. Yes. Yeah. So I maneuver my way and that's a good maneuver.

Your skinny little ass in there.

You are pretending to be asleep. I got tending to be asleep. I crawl on top of you and I pretend it's like a sexual things.

And here's the thing about you. You fell for it. Oh, no. Here's the thing.

I could be so mad at you. And it's not like we had a very active sex life, not even the kinky stuff like we had. We had a very. Yeah, it's not like I wasn't going to get sex from you again for another week. Right. But whenever you did this shit and you got me so pissed off, all you would do is come over to me, take that vagina out for me and can just shove it in my face.

And I couldn't say no, I couldn't say no. Every single time, no matter how I was so mad at you, steam was coming out of my ears. I was so mad at you.

I know that is a I know. You know, the thing is, you are like most men, all men listening. You guys are all the same. You're all disgusting. If a girl throws a pussy in your face. Ninety nine percent and things are forgiven.

Ninety nine. Yes. In our case. Wow. Wow. You just confirmed.

OK, so you crawl on top of me all sensual and sultry and you're rubbing up on me and you get down low you go right my my my my ear and you go lame and like I know that we're going to have sex and I'm going to forgive you for all this heinous shit that you did accuse me of having an affair on you in two minutes when you thought it was two hours.

I already know. Did you would just take the head. You take my pants off, babe. Just so you know, this is me talking. Yes, this is yes, this is Sophia with the NAF talking, babe, just so you know. I'm going to fuck all of your friends and then I'm going to open up a junior account and I'm going to fuck everyone on there, too.

And then she walks out of the room and slams the door, talk about mindfuck, talk about I thought I was going to get my dick wet. Instead, I got my dick with a cold metal spoon.

I was dying.

Oh, I think there's no comment. It's just like, fuck, yeah. The girls listening to this shit. Fuck with your boyfriend or any guy do this.

Oh, my God. I love myself for doing that. You know, not. Yeah, that's the best part. Kind of.

Kind of. Brownell OK.

We have stories for days, days, weeks, months, years. We really do. I want to get deep.

Please do it. Our relationship was wild and I want us to dive into that because we were together three years.

Yeah.

What do you think the issue was in our relationship?

I know there were seven hundred. What do you think the bass was? The bass.

What I think. Yeah.

I never trusted you, you never trusted me, no matter what I said, no matter what I did, no matter how much I told you and showed you that I loved you and I had not only had eyes for you, everything I did was to show you how much I loved you and you still couldn't.

Accepted, I guess it was I think that my trust issues were a huge factor.

I think that the way you acted in the relationship contributed.

How so? Do you have all night, all day? No, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to know all the blame on you and I understand what you're saying, but this is the way that I see it. And let's just talk about this. The majority of the arguments that we got in the fights that we got in started come. You knew what buttons to push to get me to just.

Oh, yeah. And that's that's still that doesn't excuse me. Losing my temper. That is an excuse me. Losing my cool at all.

I want to own that because I remember vividly on multiple occasions you would look at me and say, this is going to turn into a blowout.

I want to be in a different room, in a different place, whatever the fuck it was, I would not allow that.

Which in hindsight.

Why you were telling me something you were communicating this is going to turn into a whole thing and I wouldn't let you to the point that I would try to break into whatever room you want and I would slide my little tiny hands underneath the door and tap on the door.

Yes. Do you have that video? I have it.

If you don't, you are going to post the video. There is a whole thing. We're not going to get into it. I threw a chicken sandwich at his face.

I think that bite you did not do anything wrong at all. Fully me. You tried to lock yourself in your room and once again, I would not allow it. And I was like, if he sees my fingers underneath the door, he'll know how serious I am.

Which leads me to another point. Like blocking. Block him, block him.

I used to say that shit all of the time. I got it from dating you. We would block each other like it was texting.

It was a joke, but it was so bad. But then we would enable each other. Yeah. Because we would think to ourselves, depending on how far the other one goes trying to reach us, we will forgive.

Which is why I put my fingers underneath the door, which is why when I blocked her, her being you on everything and you came at me and my fitness pal, do you remember this? You came at me on my fitness pal. Why unblock me unblocked on my fitness plan. You know, I actually knew I thought it was so cute. I thought it was so cute that you came at me like that. Who gets that creative and thinks my fitness pal as a way of communicating to somebody.

It was adorable.

Do you see why the toxicity kept going on? You thought that was cute that I found you on my hands?

Well, that's why I would go to insane measures after that, I don't think to reach you.

Yeah, I don't think. It got. To that level, I showed up at your house. Yeah, which time you blocked me on everything. You got smart, you blocked me on my fitness pal. You blocked me on every fucking app, Venmo, all of them. I was like, I have to go to his house. He cannot block me from his house, so I'm going to show up. Do you remember that wasn't out of town?

Yeah, OK.

Which was that on my part. I should have done my research and looked into it, but OK, we're getting off on a tangent the blocking.

But you would block me also. I would block. When would you block me. When I was trying to convince myself that this was this was the time that I'm finally going to walk away and I just seem to have no contact with her whatsoever. Blocher on everything. That's what I told myself, OK, to myself.

And I thought it was always to fuck with my head.

What I told myself was I was trying to get over some of that was true. In actuality, if I'm being honest, it was a fuck with you.

Me just I knew how that made you feel. Yeah. And the way I was feeling, the way that I felt that you made me feel like she deserved to feel like this.

Right. With the blockin. That's fucked up. I wouldn't never do that now would you.

I actually did it with my girlfriend, the same thing. Some of us on the jury decided not to confess. OK, what happened?

Same thing. I just thought that it was over and I convinced myself that the blocking was just so I could get over it when the blocking was actually just vengeful, vindictive, right. To hurt her and just let her know that there's no way that she can contact me no matter what's going on. Right.

That's the thing with blocking. It's not healthy. It's not a good thing to do. No, I get it. It feels good in that moment because like I said, I get that little bit of satisfaction of knowing that I'm hurting you.

But how do they know that they're blocked? It's because the messages go green, messages go green.

Call me away. You call, go straight to voicemail.

OK, let me ask you this. Sorry guys. I just took a sip from my cocktail because this shit is intense.

I'm reliving. Would you ever just turn your phone off?

To convince me that you blocked so you could see all this shit when you woke up. Absolutely, absolutely.

And I want and I wanted to see it deep down, I wanted to turn my phone on and hear ding, ding, ding, ding from Sophi. Ding, ding, ding. Make me feel good, but at the same time, I know my shit was coming in Green Dingding. It is so fucked up really if you think about it. Yeah it is. It's it's immature, right. It's hurtful. It's toxic. It's toxic at the root of it all.

It's toxic and it's hard. Like I said, you get that instant gratification of like Yeah.

Blocked how to deal with them but also just turn the phone off so you can get all the messages when you turn it on and then you block after just so you can see the shit.

Yes. Well, I would sometimes unblock because sometimes you block and then you unblock. And the text that came in when you were will still come in. Oh my God. You know, it will go in blue and you're like, my whole mission is fuck.

Turn the phone off through the laptop. I've turn the lights off or fucked, especially since I always have red on.

I always have my red on aside from blocking. What let's try to get deep and we were both deep people, so I know we can. Let's start with what are most frequent argument was about your relationships with the opposite sex.

You knew it.

He's laughing. You had numerous, I would say, 20, 30 best friends that were women.

You were very close with your ex girlfriends.

Hi. I'm sitting in your closet. Case in point.

That always bothered me.

Yeah, right. Yes.

Well, you have to say for yourself, it bothers a lot of my girlfriends.

But honestly, I don't know what it is I like and I get it. I understand why that would make you upset and why that would make you feel threatened. Especially is like sexual as I am.

You know, I think that's what it is.

Yeah. I don't think most guys can be friends with girls and not try to, like, hook up with them, right? I think yes.

And I have so many friends and they're beautiful women. Beautiful girls.

I know. That's I would get fucking pissed. Yes. And me being the sexual person I am, nobody believed it, including you, which I understand that we were just friends and nothing had ever happened before.

Case in point, you remember when we went, we had a therapist appointment. You remember this?

We had couples therapy, couples therapy. Isn't that cute? I don't know what you're talking about, but what happened? So we get to therapy, you know, like I love him. He's great, but he's got all these girls that he's really good friends with.

And we'll go out. And this happened all the time.

You walked in to parties and girls would gravitate towards you because they're your fucking best friends and hang all over you. I wouldn't even do that much partying with you.

And you were my boyfriend. It's true. It's true. Oh, my God. You can hear my anger in the microphone. Ladies, do not let him manipulate you over this microphone. He's going to try to convince you. It's fine. I'm not going to try to convince you.

It's fine. Those are my boundary issues. We talked about it in couples therapy, which you went to, which was lovely. So we're talking about in that in that session.

And I'm like, I'm going to work. I'll be really good about it. I'll make a conscious effort to not make you feel like that and not do that.

So we had a Christmas party up at the cabin at my friend's right after we literally left therapy and drove straight to the cabin.

And we get there and we walk in. And what is the first thing that happened? Some girl that you don't even know. You never you've never even met this friend before.

Know, runs up, wraps her legs around me, kisses me on the lips. Oh, my God. That's just so you look on your face. The look when your face.

I'm silent laughing and it's laughing because it's funny and laughing because I'm pissed all over again.

This second we got there and that happened. I thought to myself, oh, the party's over. I'm going to be fucking furious all night long and we have the next 12 hours to be here.

That's probably why it took Molly and blacked out and didn't blow. You're the reason for my drug problem. All comes back to me.

Comes back to me.

No, I'm going to take responsibility at some point. I don't know. We'll see.

OK, so let's talk about boundaries.

Yeah. Do you remember sex? That's a whole lot. We don't have time to get to unpack all that.

It's a it's a it was a real family. Well, not a it's not like she was locked up in my basement, but that was her, I'm sure, for a couple of hours here with her when you were five. But that's it. And then we were it was all part of our game that we played was her nickname was Sex Slave.

She would let me call me by her name. She's like, my name is Sex Slave.

Yes. It was a can I explain it really quick? Because we were going to be like what? Like she has chained up here and they're like, whatever this girl I don't want to call her fuck buddy because it was so much more than that. And like the kinkiest way possible, it was a girl you would have sex with. You guys were never serious at all. It was the opposite. It was only sex.

And she made that very clear by telling you you can only call me your sex slave. I can only come in through the window. See you.

But I will not come through your front door. Yeah, we're all through, you know, and once again, going back to my boundary issues, I have no idea why I thought it would be a good idea for my girlfriend to meet. A former sex slave, but I thought it was a good idea, no idea why I thought that.

No idea why that's me on my shit. Me?

Yeah, I am. To be honest, I'm a little taken aback because I think that's boundary issues times ten. But I think it's very telling of how innocent you were in wanting me to meet these people. Right. Kind of.

Does that make sense? It makes sense.

Like if you're fucking around doing shit, you're not bringing that girl to the apartment. Exactly.

That was a boundary issue number seventy five. You didn't think it would be a cool idea for us to meet.

You had her show up to the house to meet me type shit. Your sex slave, not an ex-girlfriend. Not in not a bestiality DBF as I recall.

Oh yeah. Explain that.

What is Giba Girl BFC. Yes, I always have like I have lots of girls that are friends but I have one in particular. That's my homie. We hang out all the time. Yes. Wasn't one of those.

No it was a sex slave. You would fuck like a toy.

Like an object because you wanted it.

That was the key which I understand. Did I need to hang out with her and meet her and eat dinner with her and have a drink with her?

No, no. So I am ready to take ownership of my shit because I think you've done enough.

I will say my trust issues in our relationship were 20 out of ten. I think a lot of people suffer from trust issues. I think we all have, you know, a little bit.

Right. Even you. Yes, I would go ahead and say mine were really crazy.

Would you agree? I would agree he's trying to hold back a lot of minor, really bad, and it wasn't because of me doing anything and it had nothing to do with your actions, although I'm sure the actions amplified.

But I had those issues, day one, going into the relationship.

So in my current relationship, she has a lot of trust issues as well. And I'm wondering, so one thing that I've learned in my current relationship is reflective listening. So. Instead of reacting to what they're doing and the way that it's making me feel, I talk to her and I'm like, OK, so this situation is making you feel like this. Am I understand you correctly?

So reflective listening is you hearing what your partner is saying and instead of reacting, you're reflecting.

Are you trying to say is I understand what you're feeling? I don't agree with that. I don't necessarily agree with it. But this is what you're saying. This is how you're feeling right now in this moment. Am I right? Am I correct?

Got it wrong with my current girlfriend.

It just diffuses the situation. Yep. That's how I'm feeling. And we don't get in big fights and we're able to like civilly figure out our shit. So I understand what you're saying.

You're saying when those moments happened where I would freak the fuck out about you crossing a boundary, let's just say, and I would freak out, you would react by also freaking out.

What I'm saying is, let's rewind. We're in that moment. You're mad at me for hugging that girl too long. I come to you and I'm like, OK, so what you're saying is me over here talking to this girl for too long, hugging him for too long is making you feel uncomfortable. It's triggering trust issues. Is that what you're saying? Would that have diffused the argument or what have you been like? Fuck you.

We are fighting about this right now. I don't give a fuck how sweet and how nice and how understanding and how reflective you're listening.

That is fucking good question, because I think it would have diffused a lot of the arguments.

I do think so.

Yeah, because I think when you're in that moment, you are feeling your trust issues, boiling up insecurity, etc. If the guy that is making you feel that way comes up to you and grabs you and just makes it so clear that there's nothing to be afraid of that would diffuse so many ongoing arguments.

Yes, I. So what you just asked me. Yes, I agree. Unless you're black out. Yes, if you're black, then there is no nothing, nothing that's going to zero. A tranquilizer maybe.

All right, guys, let's fucking do this shit. Let's go questions. Let's hear it. All right.

So I have people writing in.

Questions, advice and stories, one of the first questions is to you as a man, do you like asplen me as a man? Yes, you're the only man in the room in the closet.

You may know the answer to this, but we should probably just answer it out loud. Yeah, I am so I'm so weird about my anus.

You don't like it? Bottom line, ticklish. I'm just weird about it.

I don't like people down in there personally, which I think is just interesting because you are so kinky in other areas.

I know, but Asprey just no ass play for me is a no personally.

OK, well actually my girlfriend kind of got into it a little bit and I kind of liked it surprisingly. I kind of liked it, OK. I don't know what it was. Maybe I missed her a touch now, so it wasn't so tickly.

But she was able to sneak in like a finger, not just snuck it out in there one to one.

Just a little just one. Just like around.

Didn't even go in just like just just outside the box, just outside.

Just does that even count? No one wanted to kill it.

So playing with your anus just because you're not all up in there doesn't mean doesn't count, I guess. But for the most part, that's a no for me.

No, I know a lot of guys that are into that. Right. Like that kind of play. Next question.

Do you guys get Postnet clarity when they're in a relationship slash married or is it just in hookup culture kind of thing?

What is Postnet clarity? I don't even know. What am I too old to? This is a millennial thing. I've never even heard of that.

Not clarity is when a guy comes. After stocks usually, and he has this moment where everything in the world makes sense, any questions he had any anything he has two seconds after he comes where he sees everything clearly.

I just want to roll over and go to sleep. I think that right when you're talking about. Really? So you've never had the posehn Postnet clarity? I've never even heard of that before.

Usually my nuts are proceeded by guilt or shame or I want to just kick that shit the fuck out of my bed and go to bed. Bath Clarity, though, that's supposed to clarity of Postnet.

Clarity is the two seconds you have where you either feel guilt, shame, or you look at the girl and you're like, I cannot believe I just fucked that.

I thought to say something very derogatory, which I'm not doing, is female empowerment.

Yal, it's when you come and you look at the girl and you think to yourself, this girl needs to get the fuck out, OK, which I've had that with a dude, not the same way.

How is it different? I think because guys can come easier than girls.

Guys could definitely come easier. Yes.

When I was in prison then I think I just in general, look at the guy the next day and I'm like, I need to get the fuck out or right after we fuck. Even if I don't come, that's the difference. It doesn't need to be a post, not it's just post anything.

So what's the question now about post, not clarity. OK, do you guys get posts, not clarity when they are in a relationship married or is it just in hookup culture?

That's a great one. That is a good question. I feel like you get it. I get it more. In a relationship, I do, and I feel like the only thing that happens when it's just like a hook up is I want to roll over and go to sleep or on this girl, get the fuck out, OK?

Well, that is a form of post, not clarity, OK?

I don't see the stars and I'm not seeing like my life laid out before my eyes.

That's what I feel like. What I hear post, not clarity. I feel like it's some spiritual thing, spiritual enlightenment.

I don't want to compare that to the Postnet clarity. Oh, my God.

Oh, just so I feel like it's more Postnet shame than just my Mormon, my religious upbringing. Yes, but maybe just Postnet shame is what I feel. If Postnet is the same thing as Postnet clarity, I felt lots of Postnet clarity.

Meteor's cry.

Yes, I'm going to hell. Michael Kors and I have insulted going to hell.

But I think women in general feel that you hear women and we should not be having sex, period.

Wait, are you saying that women shouldn't be having sex?

Yes. What do you mean? I'm not saying that. I'm saying society breaks down, as you were saying that.

Do you know what I do and what I've been doing? Exactly. That's what I'm like, whoa, this is a quite 180 for you. So you can f no.

Women have been told throughout our lives kind of that sex is bad unless we are married.

Bottom line, women to have lots of sex or men that have lots of sex are stud's exact kind of thing. Yes. Yes. So the same thing that you feel. I feel that too.

And a lot of girls do post not shame. I like it. Let's change it, Postnet. Shame, shame.

From now on, I think that works a lot. I think there's definitely people seeing a lot more shame than clarity.

Postnet, that is that is philosophical. I'm not kidding.

Damn. Oh, OK. This is not really a question, but I want to get a guy's perspective, OK? This girl wrote in in response to something I posted on social media, which everyone follow me. This is just an excuse for me to plug my social media. So be with enough Franklyn with a Y. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm getting off topic. This girl wrote in to a question I posted about plastic surgery. I said, is it ever OK to lie about getting work done?

From a guy's perspective, do you think it matters if a girl lies about it? Does that bother you? Do you guys even care?

What's the deal if the surgery is good enough to where you can't tell whether they got it done?

Yeah, whatever. Whatever, OK, they go free. And I know a girl, she got triple D and she tried to tell everyone that it was just natural.

No, it was no, there's nothing natural about that. You're one hundred and twenty pounds. You got the tits. Nothing natural about that at all.

OK, so you find that annoying. Yeah, it's annoying if you lie about it.

If you get a little something here. A little something there. Yeah.

I guess not lying about it, but if you do want to just make it, you have to be proud about it like.

Yeah, I got that, you know what I mean. Yeah.

But if something obvious has been done, he's forgotten something very obvious to and you should probably on your show. That's what I think. What do you think?

I think that that just teeters the line because like how many girls on Instagram you stare at them. This is just me being a little lazy. I probably should not see that.

That's for another episode. Maybe it's just me, but I will find myself twenty minutes deep. Trying to figure out of a girl's butt is real or not. Have you ever found yourself in that situation?

All the time.

OK, yes, thank you.

I feel like fake butts are pretty easy to tell though, you know what I mean. They're almost like fake tits, right?

But there are certain butts that you are bewildered.

Yeah, but they look real. Yes. Or vice versa. But usually it's fake and it looks real regardless when it's something like that. You're saying the girl, if it's obvious, she needs to divulge if it's own that shit absolute.

OK, what if it's a girl with a butt and you cannot for the life of you tell her she can keep it to herself, keep that to herself.

That's what I think. OK, it's not obvious. Like I said, I disagree. Why do you disagree?

Men are vain to a certain extent. Women are ten times more because I don't have to get into the reasons why there are a million reasons.

So we're always trying to look better. And if they're women getting plastic surgery and lying about it, it sets a certain standard that is not real, number one.

Number two, when girls lie about it, it makes other girls feel like they need to lie about it. So it perpetuates like this right on there. Yes.

How about on that same line? What about face tune and. Photoshopping your pictures should be, to be honest about that.

I mean, it's that's a lot of ways that's more deceptive than fake boobs or a fake ass or fake lips or something like that.

Right.

That is such a good point.

I know so many girls that just you see them online and I'm like, wow. And then you see them in real life. And I'm like, wow, so many girls, right?

Yes.

I feel like that's more deceptive than than lying about having a fake ass or lying about Yesin.

You know, I want to give a profound answer, but you just got me because I obviously do that too many pictures.

But what do you do? I feel like you don't maybe put like a light filter. And I don't feel like you're, like tweaking your ass. I mean, tweaking your tips I have before I get it. Hey, if you have a zit and you want to touch it up with phase two, that's I don't look like a different person when I show up somewhere.

Exactly. But I will still fuck around with the photo.

Is that worse than getting plastic surgery and lying about it? I don't know, TBD, TBD.

I guess we'll have to continue that.

Yes, actually, I'm going to do a discussion thread because I want to fucking know what everyone thinks.

OK, guys, thank you so much for coming me. Thank you for being here.

Thank you for having me. And for real. No shit. You know, I'm not doing this for the fame because I don't want anyone to know my name. You have to have me on the podcast again. Yes.

Because we have not even scratched the surface of Sophie and me. No, no.

A close. Like I said, we could literally have three seasons, just our three year relationship. Yes.

And that is not an exaggeration. We maybe scratched the surface.

There are a hundred more stories that I thought maybe would bring one up and I would be done. But who knows, 10 episodes from now, I think we could fucking talk about it. Thank you so much.

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