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First, folks, this metastasizing, grotesque, disgusting story that really epitomizes why government sucks. Government always sucks. Government is a metastasizing cancer in your life. There are two cancers in your life right now that will be the downfall of you and your family, government and the media. Cancerous, rotting, metastasizing, disgusting pustules of infected, stinking, rotted masses of stinking like Rick Wilson's underarm in a freaking airport after a long flight. Fetted, disgusting, putrid, sulfur-smelling, stinking government media, garbage people. Did you see this Washington free Beacon story? Major scandal erupting around Biden-Harris. Biden, who's sitting around the beach with his legs spread, sunning his balls on the beach while everybody's freaking, drowning, getting smoked by hurricanes. Karine Jean-Pierre, like a little kid, I don't answer questions, running out. Kamala Harris, I was raised in a middle class family. No shit. We've heard it a hundred times. No shit. What are you doing for people in the hurricane zones in the United States who pay taxes, who are getting freaking smizzoked now by another freaking hurricane? The answer is, Mayorkas This corrupt piece of garbage, is out there shopping for high-end menswear. No. Yes. No. Yes. Washington Free Beacon. Dhs Secretary, and I'm going to add a to your audience here, a piece of human garbage, Al Mayorkas, shops for high-end menswear as mass powder hourages continue in North Carolina.

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Power outages. I like the Washington Free Beacon. You might be able to change that. Pass that power outages. The whole freaking place has been wiped out. What's Mayorkas doing? Hey, Mayorkas is like, Hey, oh, look, there's a picture. Look at him. Look at Big Al, folks. Look at Al. What do you got there? What is that? You got a Sergio Takedi? Remember the Takedi's bag? You guys remember? What's he shopping for there? A little... You got some Gucci lovers? What do you got going on there? You're like, Hey, I'm a size nine.

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Mayorkas, listen to me.

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Folks, language alert, okay? You got small kids, get them in the other room. Hey, fuck stick.

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Listen to me.

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Here's what you do. You're the DHS Secretary. You know what that stands for? Department of Homeland Security. In the security part of that is not letting a big portion of the country float away, okay? Get your stupid ass, your ass here. Take your ass. Here's your ass. Here you want to show it? Ass. Take your right here and put it in a seat and go to work, you lazy bum. You thought security meant securing his balls. That is a great point. Justin thought security meant securing his balls with high-end men's underwear with the little hammock pouch. Oh, look, they're secure. Check it out. A little pouch. A little pouch. Get your ass to work, you lazy bum. Have we ever seen a more incompetent bureaucrat in our lives than this piece of garbage? Oversees an invasion of the United States, serial murderers in the United States, sex offenders, a fentanyl crisis, a public safety crisis in liberal-run cities. Now he sits there on his ass. He's shopping. He's shopping while the country's floating away. You see this pipe here?

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This portion of it, at least. This was my grandfather's, Frank Bonjio. That was a real man, fought in a battle of bullets.

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You know what happened when he came back? You know what happened when he came back?

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Nothing. He never talked about it, ever. I heard he did some really heroic stuff. You know what? Didn't matter. I had to hear from other people, not from him.

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Never talked about it.

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And now we're left with these pieces of shit. Shopping for high ends, just that's right.

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Shopping for high-end underwear. Hammock pouch for his balls while the country is floating away. Oh, look. Did he use promo code Bungy? I actually hope not. This is the first time. I hope he did. Alejandro Miles, do not use my promo card. I don't want you getting any discounts. I want nothing to do with you at all. Never utter my last name, ever. You don't deserve it.

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Here's the White House yesterday. Peter Ducey, finally, a guy with actual balls, too. Actual balls, unlike Unique, my workers who really doesn't have any balls.

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He doesn't need a hammock patch because there's nothing to put in there anyway, right?

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Here's Ducey asking Karine Jean-Pierre, Hey, man, listen, this is a $7 trillion dollar government. We're shipping a bunch of money to Lebanon. You're like, Lebanon, Lebanon, Pennsylvania. No, Lebanon, the country. Isn't that Country? Gee, you're like an international affairs guy. Isn't that the country that has been harboring Hezbollah, like the death to America? It's the same one. It's so weird. But we're giving them hundreds of millions of dollars, 385 million dollars. No way. No way. The Terror Party was actually voted in Lebanon. So let's send the money for like, election integrity while they cheat in our elections. This government is a joke. It's a joke. You want to know why I piss on government all the time? Because it sucks. Outside of our military and the good intel people and law enforcement folks left and the court system, your government piss on it. It is useless. It is full of absolutely useless bureaucrats who do nothing but F you over. Here's Kareen Jean-Pierre. You pay this pathetic woman's salary. Do see nails on the wall on this. Hey, your feet. Alejandro Mayorkas, when he was shopping for shoes and sunning his balls or whatever he was doing, is now asking FEMA for more money.

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You just gave 385 million to Lebanon. What the hell are you doing with all our money? Watch Kareen jump here like a little pathetic child storm off stage here.

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Check this out.

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What does it say about his values? There's not enough money right now for people in North Carolina to be needed. That's not misinformation.

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Wait. No, that is. Your whole premise of the question is misinformation, sir. What you don't- Which part?

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Yes, it's misinformation. Is there money to sell Lebanon right now?

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I just mentioned to you that we provided more than $200 million to folks who are impacted in the area. I just shared with you that people are deciding not to- That's what I'm saying. People are deciding not to not to- President, I just got a letter from Congress that there's not enough money to help people in North Carolina. We're talking That's the SBA disaster loan.

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That's money for people in North Carolina.

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That's important. People in North Carolina need that. Wait, this is nothing new. Peter, this is nothing new. Congress comes together. They provide money, millions of dollars for disaster relief. We're asking them to do the job that they have been doing for some time. From the letter that President Biden sent to Johnson, McDonald, Schumer, and Jeffrey.

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The President's letter is not misinformation. Would you agree?

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No. The way you're asking me the question is misinformation. There is money that we are allocating to the impacted areas, and there's money there to help people who truly need it. There are survivors who need the funding, who need the funding, and it's there.

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You can't call a question that you don't like misinformation.

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I actually said, This woman is an embarrassment to humanity.

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She's not just an embarrassment to the government, an embarrassment to her community, an embarrassment to her neighbors. She's not just an embarrassment to the United States. This woman is an embarrassment to any sentient being in any known universe or unknown universe. If this is a simulation, somebody wrote into the matrix code for a moron in the White House, and this woman appeared. Do you believe this idiot? We have a $7 trillion government where her boss yesterday, a guy with oatmeal for brains, a guy who is completely collapsing, who is sitting on a beach while the country was drowning, a pathetic piece of garbage who dropped out of the race because his own party knows he sucks and replaced him with someone who sucks even worse, right? This woman has the balls on the day they announced another illegal, not congressionally authorized student loan bailout. Happened yesterday. Look it up. It happened just yesterday. Congress did not authorize this. It is absolutely illegal and unconstitutional. They are now bailing out your neighbor's rich kid from their student loans. They're doing that with money, with no Congressional approval, and the Supreme Court telling them not to. And yet when it comes to finding money for American taxpaying citizens who work their balls off their whole lives, Kareen Jean-Pierre, like a little child, like a pathetic little infant, walks off the stage, I don't know what I'm not going to answer your question.

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That's misinformation. These people are disgusting, garbage people. Folks, I am pissed off today. I'm in no mood for this bullshit. These people are pathetic. The best This day of your life will be if you don't vote, man... Folks, I'm going to be a dick for a minute. I'm sorry. Folks in the chat, I'm sorry. If I'm a dick, tell me, yes, you're being a dick.

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I got news for you, though. I don't even really care.

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If you're not voting, don't listen to my show. I'm serious. Don't listen. This show is not for you. I don't want viewers that bad listeners. If you're not voting and you're like, Oh, don't worry. It's okay. I don't like the mean tweets. Get off my lawn. It's my lawn. I just don't want you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And if that sounds dicky, I'm really sorry. You want more of this shit? Even if you hate Trump, can it possibly get any worse than this shit? I don't care if I want to vote. Really? It matter of fact, if you're not voting and bringing 10 people with you, you are doing it wrong. Sorry. Folks, I don't care what you got to do. If it's snowing, walk. If you broke your leg, have Now, someone sled you there. If it's raining, put on some dickies. I don't care what you got to do. If you're not voting, you did this. How much more of this incompetence are you going to deal with? Unfortunately, this next story, this is real. You've got this woman in the White House, an absolute moron who cannot even speak English. She speaks in word salad.

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She calls Senator Shitt, Senator Shatz, Senator Shorts. The woman, Haroni, she's a moron. Abc News, White House Press Secretary, Kareen Jean-Pierre, promoted to Senior Advisor. You can't make this up. You can't make this up.

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The guys were so happy together. They put together a little celebratory thing.

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So folks, in honor of the great Kareen Jean-Pierre and her promotion to Senior Advisor, the Fireworks. A little fireworks extravaganza for Kareen Jean-Pierre. There we go. Fireworks everywhere. Congratulations, Carine Jean-Pierre.

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Never have I seen a more apropos promotion in the way.

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No, I mean it. If your administration is going to cling to being the absolute shittiest presidential administration and vice presidential administration administration in American history. There's not even a close second. There's not even a close second anymore, right? This guy and Kamala Harris are the worst.

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The censorship, the fascism, the weaponization of government, the economic disaster, the inflation production, bullshit.

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This is just an absolute disaster.

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Then, yes, you should promote Kareem Jean-Pierre. She totally deserves it. Man, I came out. As you can tell, I'm just... It's just stunning. Our government, $7 trillion a year.

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They steal from me money every single day.

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They steal from me. These bums. I even saw Dave Portnoy, the Barstool guy.

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He was not like a big conservative.

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Dave Portnoy, he tweeted out yesterday.

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He's like, I don't pay my fair share. There's some tax break for me. Can you tell me where that is? Because I pay 50% of my money. He's right. You got to give your money these fucking losers, these scrub losers who don't do shit It. And then people are freaking floating down the river. You got body bags. You got close to 250 people dead, hundreds missing. And these scumbags in the White House are shopping for shoes, sunning their fucking balls on the beach. You got this other one in Hollywood, freaking doing karaoke with whoever the fuck she was at this thing with. Fuck these people. And I'm sorry about that. Fuck these people. You pay for these assholes to fuck you over every single day. Here we go. Here's this fuck wad, shopping for shoes. This is your DHS secretary. Here's another one. He's probably got some copper tone. His son has balls next to fucking Joe Biden, another douchebag. Yeah, I know. I'm going to get a thousand emails. They saved the emails. I get it. I understand. I know. Everybody tells me. Met some really nice guy. I get it. I'm in a mood.

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I'm sorry. I come from Queens. Fuck these people. You ever hear Tim Dogg back in, remember Tim Dogg?

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Man, fuck these people. I'm sorry. I'm tired of these pieces of shit.

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You know what? I should show you. You know why I don't do it? You know why I don't show you? Because I hate that. Because people, it's like a humble brand.

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Let me show you when they pay in tax because people want to show you how rich they are.

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That's the only reason. One day I should show you. You want to tell me about this? I'm giving you assholes all this money. Do you understand what I pay in taxes? I could legit... My cousin who's sitting here right now, whose house could float away in the next few days. I could buy her three new houses. Instead, I got to give them to this asshole to shop for Copper Toe and his son is balls with his stupid ass boss.

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Look at this moron.

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Look at this moron. Border invasion, paying off all illegals with your money, shopping for shoes, shopping for fucking shoes while the half the country is freaking getting ready to deal with some weather disaster, spending your money on illegals. Hey, I need more money. You need more money? You wouldn't need more money. If you didn't spend it on Lebanon, the Taliban illegals, go fuck yourself, asshole.

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