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Adventure Auto at Advanced Auto Parts and participating Carquest locations see stores for details. This is the down labor part. Sure, this two got Sparkasse. Got here with seconds to spare, running up some stairs, so you'll forgive me if I sound a little winded, you got what? What were the guesses on what I would start with in the big city today? You said that you guys were playing around trying to figure out where and how I would start.

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So it's interesting. It was all over the board. Tony thought you were going to start with Cam Newton and his attire. I thought you were going to start. Me and Chris both thought you would start with Dabo Swinney. I think Billy and Mike thought you were going to start with Patrick Mahomes and the game winning drive. And so that's you know, those were our choices. And I think it's going to be Dabo, if I know you the way I think I know you, I think you'll go Daboub.

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I barely want to rip Darbo because of how darbo he always is. And so the place that I actually want to start, I thought over the weekend among all the football that was played, there was one winner that stood out to me above all others, and that winner lost. Indiana football, Indiana football playing, playing, Ohio State that way, playing Ohio State, going toe to toe, getting down early, looking, all of you were saying early in that game, not used to this scenario.

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They're dropping balls there, all sorts of mistakes. And at the end of the game, they've got the ball trying to go down the field to tie it.

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And to do that at the big shoe. I mean, that is impressive.

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Well, Richard Lewis said they'd win Ohio State would between 23 and 28 points. They only won by seven. Here's the coach, Tom Allen, after that game.

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I want you to listen to me carefully. Eyes on me. We feel sorry for ourselves. We play football, you know, and I know you can't quit. Did didn't crash your fire. You got cancer. Yes, I'll tell you, there's a lot of felony damage. Yes, sir. We're coming to a close and I'm ticked off by the result. But I'll tell you guys, because you fought and you fought and you fought your stamina, you stay together as a team of special special thing to help you stay ahead of you.

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That's the truth to stay there. I love this football team.

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And you got no idea in the bad. I love that commercial.

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Just keeps mouthing. Wow. He looks exactly the way the Indiana coach of football should look. Indiana has never played a big game in football. Indiana looked like it was spitting up all over itself at the beginning of that game. And they stayed with a team they have no business staying with. Ohio State gets whoever they want to God.

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Yeah, but what's ahead of him is Maryland.

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I mean, I love the way that Indiana team plays football, and I can't believe I'm saying that. And I want to hear all of that again. First of all, he's got he's got a bunch of soldiers in Indiana, just. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

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That was one of my huge takeaways from that sound was in unison. Everyone answered their timing was fantastic. Although this coach I'm a little frightened because his voice and he seems to run hot.

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Well, a lot talking really, really fast to Dad's point with this game and Indiana's play in that game, they were down twenty eight to seven at the big shoe at half.

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I mean, and they didn't look like they belonged in the game because of how they were playing dropping passes and just making mistakes that, you know, from what I've seen of that team, they didn't make those kinds of mistakes this year. And you could you can accuse them of not being ready for that moment. They certainly looked in that game early like they weren't ready for that moment.

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But the idea that they kept swinging when they made just just in might have lost the Heisman because of because of how he played against Indiana, because Indiana was was stealing the football from him. And I just because so often the Saturday results get swallowed by like Scott, what are you supposed to do about the Chiefs? It's they got the best quarterback, the best tight end in the past, this wide receiver in the league, like, how the hell are you supposed to stop them?

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Don't leave them that much time. That's it. That's the only way.

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I mean, you've got to hold the ball against them. And I suppose there's not much of a difference in this particular matchup between those teams. Like, I'm guessing Kansas City would prefer not to see that team in the playoffs, because in that matchup, those two teams don't look like there's a lot of difference. Right. It was funny, though, seeing in the middle of all of that space age, space age offense, you got Wollar for Las Vegas, just a tight end mutant.

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And he's the second best tight end on the field because Kelce exists. Kelsey, by the way, is in a John C. Riley Moon documentary or Moon mockumentary on Showtime.

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Kelsey, I don't know why he was there, but it was all because he's Kelsey.

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You know, it's a very strange place to find him, but he's the best tight end in football.

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He is right. And what I'm wondering is in the middle of that space agencies, you want to check the box score because what you will see is Jason Witten, one catch, one yard, one touchdown.

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It was a big catch. It's just a dinosaur. It's a dinosaur running it. You got spaceships running, going, flying back and forth, shooting lasers all over the place. It in the middle of it. You've just got a dinosaur doing buttonhook.

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Big yard, big catch, big touchdown left Mahomes too much time.

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I mean, what are you supposed to do against that team when they've got the fastest wide receiver in football? They've got a tight end who's totally unstoppable and they've got a quarterback who rolls to his left to buy time and throws it against his body in a way that nobody in the history of the sport has been able to do.

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I know they have a good ground game with Jacobs, but Las Vegas, much like the Indiana Hoosiers. And please don't forget to get back to that sound. I need to hear it again multiple times. But in defeat, the kind of earn more respect than they did when they actually won at Arrowhead because it felt like it's a one off. That could be a fluke. They're the one team because we saw in the postseason, Tennessee did this and New England did this, actually beating them because of a coin flip.

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Patrick Mahomes never got the ball back. The way that you're supposed to beat that team is keeping the ball away from them. Las Vegas was kind of getting shot for shot two games they have for two games in the first game.

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They got so many big plays, is what you know. You got rug's running down the field for seventy yards in the in the first game. But, yes, it would appear that the Raiders can play with that team. So does that mean the Raiders are for real?

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Not this week, Dan, but they're close.

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OK, so not this week, but they're not for real. Also. Also, I'm going to ask this. Question, I think I've asked it for as long as I've asked, are the Raiders for real? Is Kirk Cousins good? Not this week. We got his answer.

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Not this week. There he is. It's the Lycett Kirk Cousins.

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I'm not certain there's been a quarterback who's more of a roller coaster ride that Kirk Cousins observes where there are weeks, weeks where you think he is great and there are weeks where you think he might be one of the worst quarterbacks you've ever seen.

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The Josh Allen roller coasters look spectacular drag the Fitzpatrick roller coaster made an appearance there.

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I wonder Strogatz because you love eye tests and sniff tests.

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Yes, I am curious when you see to a yanked from that game and it's not an injury, it's just hey look, he's a young quarterback. Fitzpatrick is better in the two minute drill. The offensive line for the Dolphins is really porous and poor and they've spent all of these first round picks over time for blocking and they can't block anybody for I don't know how many years. And so they needed somebody who was good in two minute drills and they put in Fitzpatrick in that situation.

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And I'm watching Justin Herbert. And I'm like, this is not in the same league. What I'm watching at the beginning here in terms of Justin Herbert. Now, I understand first of all, I don't get why Keenan Allen doesn't get more respect is like just a superstar in that league because he's always open and they're wide receivers in him. And Mike Williams are better than the other two rookies, Toure and Burro have. AJ Green is a shell of himself.

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Yeah, but Herbert drops back to pass and I'm afraid every time he's going to throw it for 50 yards. Sure.

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With to what you're at least early on, what you're experiencing is a guy who's been more of a game manager. That's it's not what you know.

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I know it's not what you want it to look like when it's being paired against Justin Herberton. He's just he looks like he's been in the league for eight years.

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And I really hate that the first time to has faced some adversity downtown on the road against Denver that you decide. Ryan Fitzpatrick, it's not the first time he was down on the road against Arizona and had to go ninety yards.

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It's not the first time he's faced adversity, but you drafted that guy to get you out of that game to see if he could figure out how to win that game. You didn't draft him to go with Ryan Fitzpatrick in that spot. I understand why the coach did it. He's playing for now. He feels like Fitzpatrick gives it more chance the way it worked. But what if they win the game? Then where you went to the concert was nothing but three now punched like there was no indication they were going to win that game zero like there was.

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You know what if Fitzpatrick comes in and wins that game, then where are you going?

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No, I don't think that there is confidence if his confidence gets wrecked by that he's never going to survive in this league like he's got no chance of being a starter. The part that if his confidence is going to be wrecked by something like that early, the thing I want to marvel at as Joe Burrowers lost for the season is that Philip Rivers hasn't missed a game and in how many years hasn't missed a game. He plays every game, every season.

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I mean, even with a torn ACL, he played a playoff game. Has he ever missed a game?

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Has has Philip Rivers missed a single game? Has as a team that he's quarterbacking, ever had a backup quarterback had to come in and replace Philip Rivers? As you see, they protect all the quarterbacks. They change all the rules. And still, you got Joe Burroughs out for the season getting hit, you know, low in a way that, you know, has him carted off the field. So nobody had me starting with Indiana football. How play that sound again of the coach, Tom Allen.

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I want you to listen to me carefully. Eyes on me. We feel sorry for ourselves. We didn't play football, you know, and I know you didn't quit didn't quit your father. You got cancer. Yes. I'll tell you, there's a lot of relatively love football. You're starting your third here because I'm ticked off by the result. But I'll tell you guys, because you fought and you fought and you fought to serve, you stay together.

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This team is special, special thanks to help you understand me. You're so special. Thank you to you. That's the truth to stay together. I love this football team. You've got no idea it in the bad.

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Chris, you are so delighted by this guy. Rivers hasn't missed a game since 2006. Look how happy Chris is.

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But isn't it worth getting out for for that legendary hot steam towel for your face massage and shampoo that makes you melt into your seat? Oh, man. You remember that, right? We found your hair cut. It's right where you left it. Sport clips. It's good to be a guy.

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Don Lemon card, what do you want to do, listen to your gut, you have good instincts. What do you want to do? Still got my gut wants to eat nachos. This incident, 11th hour show with these two guys on ESPN Radio.

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Is it possible or was I fooled by the Internet that the longest tenured pelican? Is Zion Williamson, he's got the most. That's impossible, the most tenure of anybody on the team, Griffin and Stan Van Gundy have cleared. They've cleaned house. It's Zion Williamson put it on the pole. Guillermo at Le Batard show. Are you surprised that Zion Williamson is the longest tenured pelican? Boy, was I laughing this weekend to not seeing what your Knicks were doing.

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Nerlens Noel one year deals. I mean Elfrid Payton.

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I know, but nobody wants to be there for more than a year and they don't want to commit to anybody for more than a year.

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All the other agents leverage Leon Rose too, because they knew the Knicks had money to spend and they let other teams know about it. Yet no one actually went to New York as usual.

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I heard DSN Marro joking about this because this is something that affects them as New Yorkers.

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They're like, I used to have a jersey I could wear you like I used, whether it was Larry Johnson or Patrick Ewing or John Starks, even even there was a Penny Hardaway.

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Yea it was Melo. They had a yellow jersey last year. There was Charles Oakley you could wear for a little bit, you know, like honest to God. Jay Barret who whose jersey.

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The Mecca of basketball, the alleged mecca of basketball, honest to God is as Nerlens Noel going to get a spike in Jersey sales. Like who? Who on that team would anybody wear the jersey of around? Like I always laugh at adults in general who are wearing the identities of other men around, but you can't even do it with the Knicks.

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I think it can. It's got to be Julius Randle.

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I mean, the guy kind of led up to the contract. He really did. Yeah. Good year. Good year. I was made sad though, because I remember pre pandemic Madison Square Garden in Mecca chanting the name of Bobby Portis and now he's off to greener pastures.

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The real shame you mentioned Zion Williams said the Knicks had the best percentage chance of landing Zaat.

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Williams said not only did they not get him, they didn't get John Maraz, etc. There was that one commercial break where the Knicks had to hope that was the best feeling in it was last year's lottery. And yes, it was the best feeling the Knicks have had in about twenty years. That commercial break where it looked like the Knicks would get either John Morente or Tzion Williams, and instead they got the third pick, put this on the pole as well.

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Gismo before Drew Brees fractured 11 ribs, did you know that you had eleven reps at Libertador Show is the question, because I was unsure how many ribs, how many ribs does a person have? I still don't know. I just didn't know that we had eleven until Drew Brees taught me it by by fracturing eleven rib.

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How many ribs do you think we have? I'm going to make a guess here before I Google it. I think it's fourteen. I think it's seven on both sides. Right. I was going to guess twelve or sixteen. Does anyone in our crew does the shipping container have any knowledge here? Any rib knowledge? I know Christopher Cody Wood, we got his attention there, but he thought we were talking about a different kind of ribs. Well, same kind of ribs.

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Just edible ribs. Yes, Chris.

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Yeah, I love ribs. The Internet is telling me that a vast majority of people are born with twelve pairs of ribs for a total of twenty four no matter their sex.

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OK, so. So we didn't even get half of Drew Brees is Drew Brees is rib's good God.

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Falcons got half his lungs though. Good God, Falcons, you realize the Saints had eight sacks at one point in that game and the Falcons in the second half, most of the second half had negative yardage.

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The Falcons, I mean, but they were up 23 in the Super Bowl a few years ago.

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Brady ruined them. I got one for you guys.

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You degenerate out there. And I don't think this is me being fooled by the Internet. I saw a guy or a woman put up a parlay that I think had 11 bet items on it, all meant to show that Raiders Chiefs was going to be a high scoring game. So had, you know, Mahomes over 300 yards passing Waller over 50 yards and catches Kelsey over just a bunch of overs all over the place.

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Sounds good, but one under one under of eleven in a parlay and that under was under Patrick Mahomes sixteen and a half yards rushing. And the reason that that is a great number is because at the end of that game, Gruden called a timeout and Mahomes had to kneel twice and he was over the number and that guy cashed the bet. Wow. Had right.

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Had everything else. Now that I don't know whether that's me being fooled by the Internet because somebody copy and paste it in and Photoshopped and did a bunch of stuff. But I was looking at that property and I'm like, yeah, Renfroe over thirty four yards and it was ten items and it was bang bang bang. He had offensive game and he bet hard on offensive game. And then Patrick Mahomes because I would have bet Patrick Mahomes over six and a half rushing yards to God.

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I would have, I'd always bet over that.

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He had six yards rushing.

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I know, but that's what I'm saying. No, no. Two times in he was over like, imagine you're about to lose that bet by a yard or two. And then you see Jon Gruden calling meaningless timeout so that Mahomes has to kneel again and lose the yardage.

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It's a wonderful feeling cashing that bad. I've actually cash in under on Mahomes because of a knee, but I'm a volume better down.

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But before we get to the kazoos, Christine Lacy, how much did you enjoy yesterday's Dolphins loss? How much did you enjoy Ryan Fitzpatrick being intercepted in the end zone at Denver?

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I did. I didn't not enjoy it. How's that? The Bush and the Patriots game, too? Yes, OK.

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You did not enjoy my dealer. Didn't even play nice for the weekend for you. It's amazing what's happening with the bills.

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Usually when they play over the last 20 years, she suffers. Now she gets victories and joy out of them, not even playing as they're atop the AFC East. I'm sure Strogatz will at some point here today talk about the tie that is atop the NFC East big time, but let's get the kazoos warmed up for Christine.

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Speaking of whales that found themselves in inexplicable places. Thank you, Kristie, for nothing. Thank you for.

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We will be back with Christine here in about 30 minutes. One of the things that I wanted to talk to you guys about, because very often in sports, you just heard the rejoined the man up rejoin. And we'll mocks the gods in a second for the way he ended the last segment. Yeah, I mean, because, I mean, as poorly as he reads, this was just baffling the way you ended up the last segment.

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This is a this was a good read. It's impossible for me to get through this without blaming someone. So should I get the money ready?

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Well, Chris is already turning a shade of red even worse. Did you start this week even worse than you started last week? Is this your fault, Chris?

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It's what you're trying to cover. And Roy Roy is out today. It's not something I don't normally do. But, yes, I screwed up.

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All right. Well, let's just get to that now, then. This is House. I ended the last segment where he is telling you to see a story for details, but it seems like he's asking a question.

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That's not the way that supposed to be. Let me be clear. You should see the store for details. You sure it's not a question, but it's an exclamation point.

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I'm hitting the fade on whether or not to go to break. And my I'm sure my board of Ovum bristles just as confused as I am.

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There was an awkward silence after that. But go ahead. And just one more time play that. This is Chris Cody's fault. He's been terrible since he was fired. This is Stewpot Ending in Advanced Auto Parts ad with what sounds like the middle word in a sentence, not the last word.

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The reason. So the audience knows that it's Chris's fault. And Chris, I love you is Chris also included a liner that I read at the beginning of the segment. He put it at the end of the Advanced Auto Parts commercial. So I thought there was a couple of more sentences to read there. Five dollars. Five dollars. Well, Chris admitted it was his mistake. Five dollars. I don't have any money.

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Six dollars. What's OK, so I've been talking to you guys, OK, because we've talked you don't have any more. I really don't have any money. It's an awful lot of plastic you've got in your hand. It's weird. I have hotel room. I see what you have.

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They're here disinfected for me. And I just want to go through all the cards that you have that I've made this factoid for you.

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OK, yeah. One at a time.

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Yeah, I know. I want to see them all. Go ahead and just give them to me. Go ahead. Just give it to me. Yes, Billy, go ahead.

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Are you guys still using cash by the way, since this whole thing has started, because it seems like a very easy way to get sick. Like I stopped using cash. I didn't always carry cash to begin with. Then I found out in the middle of this there's a chain shortage right now. Have you guys heard about the change shortage? I don't know if we've recovered from the change shortage or not, but there's lots going on.

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I think it's the safest way to go is to God's because you don't think that the same things that get on dollars would get on plastic?

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Well, no, because plastic I'm handing it to maybe one person and they'll hand it back to me a lot of times. Then you don't go to McDonald's a lot, I don't think. But McDonald's I went to one the other day where no lie. They stuck out an ATM like card reader on a pole for me to put the thing into my car, like on this giant pole, like they were cleaning a pool to my car window. I put the card in, I took it out.

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Don't ask me for my zip code anymore, right? We can forget about that. You ever see enough with touching buttons?

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You ever see a guy, guys who are cleaning windows of a skyscraper with those big long? That's what McDonald's is using. I'm serious and it's fantastic. It really is. And sometimes they have these things that just scan your card. You you have to put them in. And it's amazing.

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Future is has arrived that it is soaked in disease. I will get to these cards that God has handed me. But I think as often as you use the card to buy things, you end up handing it to as many people. I guess you put it in you put it in a slot more than hand it to people. But who knows what's been in that slot? Who knows whose cards have been in that slot I'm phrasing. So manning up, yes, Billy.

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Well, another thing that fast food places have been doing, Dan, is that they've put out basically like this giant Tupperware and then you put your card in there and then they take it, which is fine and dandy for them because they're not touching it. But then I'm touching the same plastic container that everybody before me has been touching to get their card. So I'm not a big fan of that. I do like the fast food workers. Wear the gloves, though, because then I know, hey, even though they touched my card, they're wearing gloves.

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But wait, what if the cart before them was dirty? Then it gets on their clothes. Actually, never mind. I have to rethink this.

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As far as I can tell, there are 12 cards here in Stuttgart is. Usage, yes, be careful showing off those numbers, by the way. OK, well, how many of them are credit cards? There is and there is already a dozen I like to call them.

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OK, there is a master card here. There is a white key of some sort.

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Does that get you into this building or the garage?

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Key garage. The garage as of the parking garage.

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Another MasterCard you got looking much healthier on his driver's license many years. Oh, look at this.

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Sam Leavitt's furniture making an appearance in the Jonathan Wiener's Sam Leavitt's furniture car.

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That's the one I use to cut my cocaine. Look at this. Look, this is a business card for Joey.

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According to my energy, Mike is wincing at that cocaine joke. A Visa card. A Visa card. That's his three credit cards. This is another card. This is Eric J. Fox oral implant surgery.

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I don't know what you guys have to go see him.

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Yeah, it's been getting to it almost seemed two years ago, Javier Domínguez, the general sales manager at Joia Cardie. Oh, that's the one I use for the Kokomo's. A Hilton a Hilton bonus card. That's a weird one that I don't know why it's in there, it's a hotel and probably cocaine.

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All right, listen to this. Jonathan Wiener is an MDVIP. No surprise there. And he gets his disease checked in a VIP fashion. I don't like waiting on lines like lines.

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I don't like waiting.

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Oh, wait a minute. What is this? It's too early. So many cocaine jokes.

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This is the second moron to monster God.

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Good to see him get the respect he's earned. I mean, you. That's not on me, Dad. I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. It's your job to read.

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It's your job to read, it is not my job to or it's also your job to speak. It's your job to read and write. I speak very, very well. It is your job to not get mad and to not use any tone. And you just did. And that's fine. That's not my job.

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Yes. Listen, I speak good. I mean, I feel like Stewart is a little in the wrong here, like I gave it to him a little late, but I gave him the correct tweet and he just read it poorly.

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Why don't you look at what you sent me? Ahead, Dominique Foxworth has joined the chat and he will be with us here throughout the 11:00 hour. Let's do funniest thing from the sports weekend. Hey, people, tell us what made you laugh hard. This is weekend. It is a segment we call What Make You Laugh this weekend, my buddy is they with a Sports Weekend is brought to you by Del.

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So we will get to Dominique Foxworth at the end of this segment at his funniest thing as well. But Billy, you are first. What was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

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According to Guillermo Gil Dan, Dwight Howard tweeted that he was staying with the Lakers and then an hour later announced that he was signing with the 76.

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Is so strange, Tony, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

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Cam Newton's outfit pregame was mix of a leader, Hosn, and a Bavarian yodeler. I guess that's the best way to describe it.

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Did he also wear it after the game? Does he or does he change after after losses now?

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Well, you to get, you know, double wardrobe change there for Cam Newton Stewart's.

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What was the funniest thing from the sports weekend? The Jets defense did a tremendous job, a really great job of forcing a goal line turnover and then immediately threw a pick six.

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Yeah, the offense. Joe Flacco went right out there after they got the ball and a fumble at the one yard line. They got Keenan Allen. They were up six nothing. They got Keenan Allen to fumble. And then the next play of their offense, they were down seven, six game over. Mike, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

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The WWE celebrated 30 years of the undertaker, and he gave everybody his formal goodbye. But to celebrate the occasion, they trotted out a new collaboration for merchandise Undertaker and Snoop Dogg. No reason given.

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I bought a shirt that had Snoop Dogg and the Undertaker on it. It hasn't been explained to me why this shirt exists, but I kind of like that it does.

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You have to give Snoop Dogg credit for still being in commercials and still being mainstream. He got to the mainstream somehow and never left the mainstream across three decades. He should not be mainstream, just like the undertaker.

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Now I get it.

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Nobody gets a murder trial and then gets to be mainstream in commercials like that. No, nobody gets to do that.

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An undertaker recently murder someone in a match and bury them. A.J. is OK now. OK, I mean. Oh, OK. Chris, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend? After the Cowboys beat the Vikings, Skip Bayless released a video of himself dancing. And it was just creepy.

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I'm going to say it was unfortunate that he did that in front of a blue screen background.

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Dominic, does he have one in his home? I imagine that is home. That's the wallpaper in his home. Oh, blue screen. Yeah, just blue screens everywhere for television so that at any given moment he can give an opinion. He could just turn to a camera and point and give an opinion. Dominique, what do you got?

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What was the funniest thing from the sports weekend Dolphins defense trap when the ref after the turnover, it's always funny ref holding his head as long as it's not serious, ref getting trampled by a herd of dolphin and then holding his head. Always funny. I got to got Illinois tweeting out after beating Nebraska. Good game, Nebraska. Thanks for bringing back Big Ten football. You're in a special, special place in hell. Scott Frost, when Illinois football is trolling you weird that he was in such a rush to get fired, by the way.

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I believe it's a pot of dolphins.

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Well done. Thank you. But he couldn't have been trampled by a pod of dolphins. This was well, he was a herd of dolphins.

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He did well, but that was a herd of human beings who were dolphins. Writes it like, no, I have that wrong.

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Dominique Foxworth is going to join us for the next hour. More football next.