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You just said for what they am. I think we'll hear that in the series next year.

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Christine Lacy, please continue. And finally, monkeys wash their own hands and feet with their own urine.

Speaking of that, you use to feel they're a little too obvious, though, Christine, when he sees them coming. You see, when he specifically said he is incapable of anything that resembles vision. So if if you are doing the same with Sean Payton.

Thank you, Christine. We appreciate it. If you saw what was happening a couple of days ago, this was funny. Got. What did you make of the Jim Schwartz, Dick Metcalf back and forth that dominated the News Stream as I just sort of scratch my head watching the television saying, man, this is dumb, like this is dumb, like you're not quite Megatron yet.

How dare you say that about Calvin Johnson is only one of the greatest receivers we've ever seen. Top five. You can make the argument ever. You're not there yet, Dick. How dare you say that about me? I'm insulted. And I took it personal. And that's why I had 10 catches for a million yards, not because I'm bigger, stronger and faster than everyone else. I mean, it's dumb, but it is a bit premature to compare Dick Metcalf to Calvin Johnson to Megatron.

Is it not a. No, it's not.

Look, I just find it funny, the degree of hairsplitting that we constantly do about this stuff. So much so that Jim Schwartz is saying that he meant to compliment Dick Metcalf, that he's saying, look, I I've seen I've worked with Megatron and you're not quite there yet, but it's really exciting to see what it is that you've become and what it is, what is you are and what it is that you might become. And it's just the most sports thing in the world that that would turn into a thing, that a compliment would be twisted around into an insult when being compared to Calvin Johnson is wide receiver is not in any way an insult.

Yeah, I mean, Dick Metcalf putting the Jordan Moema and I took that personally. It's it's a weird thing to be bothered by. You're almost one of the greatest receivers we've ever seen. You're not quite there yet. Even though when you compare the sense T.K. Metcalf, Zelma on a better pace right now, you remember that time that Chris Carter was asked to make a list of his top five favorite receivers and he admitted Calvin Johnson, seemingly because he just forgot.

But then he kept getting pressed on it. So he kept digging himself a deeper hole by lying about it.

It's one of the great moments in ESPN history. And is it?

Yes, I think about this often.

I know you know that about me, but it's just my favorite God talk clearly. He's clearly just forgot to keep alive.

S.C. apparently can go on TV and just say, I forgot.

But one of the reasons that I love this story every time it makes an appearance is that any time you forget, you can always do this in sports. You can always pretend outside of Michael Jordan not being in your top five and even some people who argue that one. But you can always pretend that number six is number one, let's scream at each other. Let's throw it into ESPN more and discuss it on several shows for many hours just because we need the content to get you.

Look, man, we just exist to get you from sun to sun. That's it.

That's Saturday. The Saturday. Sunday the sun.

Just keep beating the machine sport. How do we get to sports? John Wolford Russell Westbrook puts just talk about that as much as we can, even though it will not make either one of those teams any kind of better under any circumstances.

They're both the same teams even after the train. Both both players who. Our names and cost way too much money, and that is always damaging in a salary capped league if you don't have value there, damaged players and they're both players, that if you take away their athleticism, you're finding yourself with a vastly different player. And as you get older after injury, you're going to inevitably have some athleticism taken away. Although I will admit, even as Russell Wilson's game has aged a Russell Westbrook game his age, I've been surprised that he continues to somehow, through age and mileage, be more athletic than everybody like that's to be in that league and to be so far ahead.

You remember what what he looked like in his early years when you, like, just couldn't believe how fast and athletic you could have made an argument on behalf of him being the most athletic person you've ever seen play sports. That aging process hasn't been as fast as I thought it was going to be for that playing style.

No, and I heard it's an interesting trade with John Wall. Does that make James Harden happy? Because I heard Jay Williams talking today where John Wall has not played in a basketball game in over 700 days like John Wall. I don't know. That's just such a weird trade. You're right about Westbrook.

The fact that he is still playing at that level. Nobody has it as yet. But why is it a weird trade?

It's his contract for contract, because I don't think that are hard to move because I don't think it does anything for either team. Oh it you're right. You're a star though. It just changes up the pieces in a way. Washington sick of John Wall, anything who's not John Wall is going to be embraced there and in Houston. I don't know how they felt about Russell Westbrook, but he's a he can be an efficiency machine. And I can see why it is that people would look at a guy who's a former MVP and a guy who averaged a triple double for a season and say, look, that's not good enough.

As my best player with that kind of usage rate, I don't want it on my team if it's not going to be at value.

I guess I'm just wondering, is that enough? You're trying to keep James Harden there. You're trying to keep James Harden. You've got him for three years under control. I know you did, but he wants out. I'm wondering, does that does that move make James Harden happy? Does it get him excited? I don't I don't think that to keep in mind Westbrook wanted out. He said as much so they had an issue there and an unhappy player.

And while John Wall was you could deem the worst contract in the sport, he has a different style of play. Yes, he leans on his athleticism, but he's not like the usage and efficient player that Russell Westbrook is. Both teams might be better off by switching the different type of bad contract.

And not just that, but Stewart says it's a weird trade. Here's why. It's not if you're just from a fan perspective or my general manager perspective, if you're in Washington and you have John Wall's contract and it's an albatross on your salary cap and you hate John Wall because he's hurt and you're not totally sure how much he cares and when he hasn't been hurt, there are times that it feels like he's playing with a potbelly. And all the questions you have about him getting anything, never mind a guy who was an all star last year in Russell Westbrook, getting anything becomes a positive because you've written off John Wall.

And if you're the Houston Rockets and you saw it, look, we did everything we could, moving these shell pieces around, moving these shells around. We tried inventive, built it around. Russell Westbrook is center maxed out everything we had. Hey, how about we take a flyer on the idea that maybe John Wall goes back to being somehow the player that he was before the injury? Like, it's a it's not a great bet. It's not a probable bet.

But the bet they're making is, look, we tapped out on what the high end on that could be. So let's just check in with John Wall and see if it's you're making a bad bet, hoping that there's a high ceiling that goes back to the time when he was healthy is.

All right. So let's go back to when he was healthy. Was John Wall a better player than Chris Paul? Was he a better player than Russell Westbrook?

I mean I mean, John Wall Healthy was a very good, very good player. Yes. So John Wall hasn't been healthy, as you said, don't have a really long time and an Achilles tear on a on an athlete whose athleticism is super important.

In twenty, seventeen, eighteen he did shoot thirty seven percent from three. That could be an outlier when you look at his career stats. But that's an improvement. They had a shooting problem over at Houston.

Maybe if he wasn't, this is part of that. He's a big part of it. Westbrook is one of by volume the worst three point shooters, if not the worst in the history of the sport. Right. Who got. No, I understand that. Maybe it just feels meaningless to me, especially in the West, because the Lakers have done such a great job. You have to give Robert Blake I know it's LeBron and he's attracting these free agents.

But to get, you know, to get Marc Gasol, to get Dennis Schroder to take a team that was all that made them young, no one else is there and that team is better.

I got a lot that is better. And yes, like I was talking to some people with the heat and they're going to Harrell as well. He's like, we're not sure Boston got better. I'm not sure Philadelphia got better. We're not sure Milwaukee got better. We're sure the Lakers got better, but. That that's what you're doing. Like, there's one gravitational force there that results in everything in the sport ending up in his lap and eight palanca.

No, listen, I said on the back end of it, I know it's LeBron and he's the guy who's attracting the players, but it just feels like all the other moves in the West are rendered meaningless because that team is so overwhelming.

That's what that's what he did in Miami. You start out with something barebones and then you build it out because you're LeBron James and you're the biggest athlete in America. And you can and you you've been the leader on player empowerment for a decade. And so you build your own team. And, of course, guys are going to keep joining you and keep joining. Shaq played for a while in Cleveland. He had trouble getting guys like Antawn Jamison to Cleveland.

He had less trouble getting people on discounts to Miami and he can have any problem. Is the reigning champion with Anthony Davis locked up getting people to want to play there? Mike, he's got a real shot of getting to six. And then what are we going to do?

I don't know what your balance is going to do. Well, no, I have a pretty good idea either way.

But you also take Jordan, if he starts winning in his late 30s, just starts collecting. We did the same thing to Jordan's two gods. He won them all in our face. But we were questioning him all the years before that, like we fought for all the last dance, sort of reinventing nostalgia that we did.

That part was left out. That we as a country thought that Michael Jordan was a ball hog and you couldn't win that way. Let's go.

My private jet isn't going to win six straight. That is something America believe. LeBron can do the same thing. You're so busy criticizing the greatness while it was happening that you didn't enjoy it.

Yeah, but Michael never lost in the finals. I always have that. And you go, yes, back.

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We have conversational for you, I have been told by moles and sources that even by the standards of lacking professionalism and preparedness, yeah, that the latest stupidity begins with a very polite Matt Hasselbeck not making you feel bad about making a couple of mistakes right off the bat while meeting him, introducing him to your audience on poddy. That's how this conversation went right off the bat.

Zamansky matters to Annabel, who's already a freshman at Boston College, and Mallery, who is going to be a freshman next year at Boston College. Yeah, so I.

I actually have three kids and my third is a boy. So, yes, you know, we're kind of like girl lacrosse experts right now. But my son is the youngest. He's a freshman in high school. So you knew nothing.

I mean, you grew up in Nashville, so you grew you knew nothing about about the sport, right?

That's right. I grew up. You know, I'm kind of like my dad played in the NFL, so I grew up all over. But he was drafted to the New England Patriots. I really grew up in Boston, Massachusetts.

Yeah, she's prepared, ready for that one.

As I stole the idea from Eli Manning that I just love the idea of Samant.

You're a former American football quarterback and current analyst for ESPN Sunday NFL Countdown. Right. And just keeping just like we should do that way, we should do an interview that way one time where we're just asking people questions from their Wikipedia page.

Hasselbeck want wanted me to focus of the sun. The point was to focus on the daughters. The sons get enough attention on the athletic fields. I wanted to focus on our daughters.

Are you are you alleging that you knew that I had three children, but that's the extra chummy and scummy God charm of just being overly friendly. Were you presenting to the audience that you knew him better than you actually did? Like what what were you going for there in terms of how you were going to come out of the gate unspotted? I was going for exactly that stupidity, right.

So enjoy that people's poverty is available wherever it is you do your downloading. Can this possibly be right? What I'm about to say that I saw the other day some pictures and again, I never know whether this is always dangerous. I never know whether it's the Internet. Please don't be a shark in a mall.

So I see. It being reported that squirrels, when they jump and land, they land like superheroes, they land like was Will Smith Hitchcock, where he lands, where he Bangkok.

He also played Hitchcock, Alfred Hitchcock. I think he thought he was a really he was a superhero when he danced with Kevin James, like he was always kind of he was the nominee.

Spin off. We all wanted to go and shoot you like someone should just be so lazy that they decide to do two sequels at once.

Well, and make it, you know, the movie, the Kevin James Will Smith vehicle, if it were porn.

So anyways, squirrels. Is it true that they land that they land like a fist or a pole when jumping from a tree, that they look like superheroes? Because I didn't. I mean, what, Mike? What?

Not every time I've plenty of squirrels in my back and no one ever really lands like Iron Man.

But to see them, to see a photograph where they're clearly doing they're talking about the traditional superhero landing pose, which is you land, the ground is cracked, the surface that you're landing on because I know that square to the ground.

Now, you might have seen a photo of a squirrel doing it.

And I saw multiple photos of squirrels doing, man, I wish I could be squirrels be a lot cooler than the ones that I have, which I'm always afraid of my dog killing. I'm looking at him right now. I mean, maybe Dan's are just rats with cute tails. They are just rats.

Put that on the pole gear. Batard show our squirrels just rats with with cute tails because I do believe. That if we saw as many rats running around as squirrels, we'd be horrified on behalf of our country.

Roy points this out on the on the chat here. This was a report someone's reporting. That's right. It was reported.

It was reported. That's right.

Sometimes my superiors I'm going to get some information about this and I'm going to I'm going to get it back. And we should probably get everybody on this squirrels dotcom.

So it was a shark animal. I don't think it was.

I'm going to look it up. I'm going to gather myself. I'm leaking confidence right now. I'm going to gather myself and see how it is I look, man, the Hitchcock mistake was a bad accident.

And I'm I'm really I'm reeling because I did I made a great movie by accident. OK, it's it's Hitch the super hero. He just he just teaches Kevin James how to dance the hell out of a song. Like, it's not just it's little.

There's only Alfred Hitchcock really does name another on the podium. I love the show. Are there only Alfred and Ken Hitchcock?

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That's a thing that's going to happen here in six or seven minutes. It's why you listen to the show the way you do. We've seen all of you out there who are proudly putting up your Spotify records that you've been listening to millions of minutes of this show, 10 episodes a day. We're proud of you. We thank you for your allegiances. And 10 minutes from now, we reward you with a segment that keeps you around. We're going to find out what someone's going to have for lunch.

And I don't know who it is. I don't know. And this is the big part, what it is. Oh, wow. Yeah. And that's like ten minutes from now.

That's what's for lunch. That's right. That's the only thing more creative than the content content in the segment is what it's called.

Could be anybody. I mean, we did it yesterday.

I'm not sure where we do it every day, which is why we're the stickiest show in America. That's how we got to be the biggest sports radio show in America with, I mean, the allegiance of an audience that we can say, if not unprecedented, is pretty damn close to whatever Jim Rome was when he was inviting people to jungle's. And I'm telling you this about Jim Rome. When was he telling you what others on his show were having for lunch?

He didn't do it that way. He might be a pioneer on his front, but he's not a pioneer the way we are where like every day we tell you while people pay us what we're having for lunch.

So five minutes, everyone be on their toes. Tony could go to you. It could be, you know, anywhere.

I mean, it's like it is honestly. This is what it is for America, given how many people listen to us. It's like watching a radio game of Russian roulette. Who's who are they going to go to? Where is it going to end up? It should be bigger than Who Wants to Be a Millionaire with Mina Kimes. We should be that that should be the biggest show in America. Just going to somebody and put it in primetime instead of lunchtime primetime.

What's going to be for lunch?

I know we have to get to Christina. We will actually watch that episode of Millionaire last night. Mina delivered that in a way that was if I'm sitting in that chair, she said probably there was enough confidence in her voice, which is an issue with Mina, by the way, at times where I would have gone for the million dollars as well. She seemed as confident as one could see him in that situation. That is correct.

It was a nice breakdown. It really was two days late after we were talking about it. When you originally said you raped her, I think you were ripping her for not not having enough conviction. After you yourself had not seen it. You ripped one of the most prepared people in the history of ESPN.

Yeah, my apologies to Mina for doing that, because you guys presented it as like she kind of felt like she knew. Now, she was pretty adamant that she knew like she gave your reasoning 1400's gave you the president told you it wasn't one of them. Told you who was going to be. Probably is not adamant. Probably.

I'm just saying it's enough for me in that scene. I always wondered to myself in that seat, what would be enough if I had to phone a friend would probably be enough, probably with some conviction behind. It would certainly be enough for me, especially coming from someone as smart as her. For the TV audience watching at home, probably not a ton of conviction, but for those that know Mena.

Oh, that was yes. That was her defiant and showboater. Yes.

David King obviously knew Mina well enough to make her the lifeline. That's no confidence for me.

Oh, how jealous was Pablo? How jealous do you imagine Pablo was that not only Mina was the one getting the phone call, but she got it right. Pablo is really Mina's nemesis in a way that always has him losing. Anyways, I'm sorry we've yammered for long enough.

Please, Christine Lacy, continue my. And finally, Goofy is a widower who knew, oh, no one who was goofy, his wife put it on the pole. Did you know that Goofy was a widower? That is shocking and dark. This is disappointing. I've had a piece of my day ruined stuff I, I wanted to get into and we didn't do this. And we should have. And you probably want to turn down those kazoos, as I'm talking about the death of Diego Maradona.

Not exactly the mood that you want.

Well, we were just talking about the death of Mrs. Gheith, apparently is her name, but her name is Mrs. Kiva's gave and died in a tragic. How do you spell it? Like Guf, but with with Tooheys. Well, that can take no longer with us.

Why? I mean, Disney kill her on purpose because, you know, her name is Mrs. Gheith.

I'm trying to get down to the bottom of whether or not she did die in a car accident or whether or not that's what the Internet pieced together, a car accident.

Yeah, it seems odd, Mrs. Goofy.

I mean, have you ever have you ever seen Goofy behind the wheel?

I mean, how did he survive?

I mean, this has to be super traumatic. If he was responsible for Mrs. Jeev.

Huge independence, though. I love I don't know how old is the goofy character because I love the empowerment of she kept her own name, her own last name when she got married.

I think about this a lot, almost as much as I think about Chris Carter lying about not forgetting Calvin Johnson and his top five Goofy is a dog. Right. And he is like, who? Yuck and talking and all that stuff.

But Pluto is also a dog. But Pluto just like a regular dog and doesn't have the capability of of driving horribly or raising a family the way that Goofy does in Goof Troop, for example, it does say she was known as Mrs. Goofy.

So I don't know, keeping her name that I was wrong. It was the Times the guy. It was an early time also. I'm not even sure she had the right to vote back then.

It's also a.k.a. Mrs. GIF. Put it on the pole.

Garamond, please, if you don't mind, which of the dogs is cool or goofy or Pluto.

And also, why is Pluto like the size of a dog relative to an owner when his owner is a mouse? Mickey, be smaller than Pluto. Billy, you have something that you're eager to say on this subject, was his name goofy gif then? It's a great question.

I don't know where we are with this, except I think it's just goofy. I'm really hoping that whoever it is that came up with this idea was fired immediately from Disney. It's a terrible name and I'm not afraid to say it. And and the fact that he's a widower, while shocking now, guys, give his full name is George Gheith. No, no. Yeah, because if you see, like on his mailbox, sometimes it's like a goofy goof.

Now, George gif. And I guess people go by like his middle name sometimes, which is kind of I'm glad we were able to do that for everybody involved that was listening to that.

But I know that all of you were just sort of waiting around saying to yourself, as great as that content is, I wonder who's having what for lunch. So let's without further ado, where are you headed before Misaki?

I mean, the nature of the show, I was I was headed to the death of Diego Maradona. How'd that work out for me?

I mean, he's one of the greatest athletes ever. Yes. And one of the most famous athletes in the history of America and the world's most popular sport. I was going to eulogize him with poems about mortality.

We eulogized Mrs. Giffin. That would happen. You all saw it happen. You were here with me. And then when I said to myself, well, I can correct it at the very end, I'm like, nope, got to go to what's for lunch.

This show, a free time for some at Wikipedia entry, full name Goofy Goof.

But he has several aliases dippie dog George Geep, Goofus de dog, goofy, goofy and super goof.

Thank you. Might appreciate it. Where's the lunch roulette going to end up other than with a bullet in my head?

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I made my turkey caucas soup on Monday and I'm going to have that today for lunch.

All right. Well, hello. Fresh for dinner tonight, though, I'm assuming. Hashtag, hashtag carcas the key.

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So the Maui Invitational is being played in Asheville.

Yeah. Now, Bill Walton is normally on the call in Maui. He's in Asheville, but he is doing a great job of pretending that he is in Maui.

The rather surprising actually, he might he might still be there mentally. He might be there. I am sorry.

I need to to quell the laughter here because I owe not just ESPN here, but the parent company of ESPN, Disney, a profound apology because people are saying goofy is a dog. It's not a dog. That goofy is a cow.

Yeah, there's there is a lot of people that believe out there, even someone on our staff, I'm afraid to admit, that believes that goofy who is that is a cat who thinks that who thinks on our staff that goofy is a cow.

Roy, reveal yourself. I mean, always are as a cow. I mean, we got a dog already with Pluto. We have another dog. Good point.

You know, it's a common mistake because of his association with Clarabelle Cow, who has been known to date goofy in the past.

No one is Mrs. Keith. Think about that. Well, I don't know if this is if he moved on after Mrs. is no longer with us.

Oh, OK.

But he's not a cow. He's an anthropomorphic dog. Everyone knows this. But Disney won't come out and say it because then that opens up the door to all sorts of questions that we have about Pluto. How can this exist in this world? So maybe there's just different breeds of dogs. All right, put that on the pole, please.

Give Batard show is goofy a dog or a cow?

Because the years and I woke up here as well. Oh, again, I think so.

I feel like we just need to see his underbelly. Right. I mean, he can either be military can.

Well, if goofy he's a boy, then I think a boy cow is a bull.

No, Chris is so right about this that he's not a cow. Let's go goofy. Let's see. Let's see if you're one or the other. Oh, holy cow. Why doesn't this thing work? Why doesn't the loser shut down? Because, Dan, look at me.

No, I don't. I know I don't deserve one. Or are you kidding me? One or the other. I don't deserve anything for that. But why does the loser gameshow sound just plug it and blow in the cartridge?

All right, then. Moving the highest of technological sophistication.

What happened, I thought Billy deserved something better than that, he deserved more respect than that. Now he was milking it.

I'm trying to think of a beef joke. Who does he have beef with at LA Batard show on Twitter? What do you have there?

Who got? And is there anything more gratifying than cracking a dozen ice cubes out of an ice tray?

I think it was ten months ago that we asked that question. Fifty two percent of the audience said no. Have you ever spilled water trying to take an ice straight to the fridge? Ninety five percent of the audience said yes. All right. We're going to update more of the polls and get to the bottom of this goofy controversy in the postgame show.