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Less than one hour remaining in a hell of a run here at ESPN, we will get to Stewart's is weekend observations in a moment, but we will have failed as an entity if we do not get Christine Lacy to love her on air. We've got two chances left here. The rest of the show kazoos and the insults do not help us. Yeah, but I think, like, I feel like this is the happiest she's been recently. This is the problem.

This is the problem. We have met her a bill on. Yeah. Her triumph. Really good. They're really good. They scored 50 and they ended the dolphins yesterday. Give her her kazoos by.

Yesterday was payback for the 1970s and finally giving your child a smartphone is like giving them a gram of cocaine. Speaking of cocaine, congrats to Mike on your browns finally making the pass calculations.

Why are you so happy about getting that in itself, Mike? Christine, how are you feeling today? I want the entire days. I want to crack open your chest cavity and see your soul. Give it to us all. What are you feeling today?

I'm still pretty excited about the bills. That's not to get out. We miss you guys. I will. I'm really excited.

Enjoy that. Mahomes character in the AFC Championship. Thanks. See you later. One more chance. I don't think she's going to be the Italian crier today. The bills have heard too happy. Let's get to sue goddess's weekend observations.

It is time for his two guys to share his game notes, no one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boys to dinner after not playing a game in two years and coming back with twenty two point nine assists and six rebounds, combined with a big win over the Sacramento Kings and dead just like that. John Wall is back.

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Yeah, of course. You didn't see the how I tie that all together there.

C can you please stop doing that? Maybe you're not going to stop doing that one last chance there.

This. I know. I know.

But you can get through a few thoughts without doing perhaps now that we've cleared out all the smoke coming from BLODDY Debord's office, we could finally see the Sacramento Kings clearly. And you know what?

Not terrible what he bloody divorce reminds me Leppard's after Fred's podcast at work and that whatever medicine Ohio State has under that red Ted's probably isn't suitable for most animals. It's so wrong.

It is. So how do people not complain about what is happening in college football or just in fields and sent out there with needles all over him just to get to the finish line?

Just in fields? I get it, the peloton hurts, but football does its great job.

And really. What do you mean you don't think he was hurt? Diagnosis anyone? I mean, the doctors didn't even dare give them that. I mean, I have to ask the kid if he wants to go back to the games and pay him.

He just runs the sideline and they start injecting him from all points on the field.

Go ahead, Jags. I dare you to take field No. One, two. If you're the Dolphins, what do you do know? Classic Catch 22. The Titans did what the Titans do. Dan, I don't know what that means, but it just feels like the Titans did what the Titans do.

And you can you define catch 22.

You know what it can now. But speaking of things, you have to do a retarded friends podcast network tomorrow. New episodes subscribe, rate and review.

If I'm redrafting this year's rookie class, Justin Herbert goes number one. Justin Jefferson goes number two about that. They're just double adjusted it up. I feel like whenever you put Nate Sudfeld in the game that you're giving up, they should replace throwing in the towel with throwing in Nate Sudfeld. I agree. Put Nate Sudfeld on a stick and wave him around. It's like waving the white flag.

Sudfeld Jesus. You would have thought the Eagles took out Joe Montana yesterday.

Jalen hurts at seven completions, but you can't you cannot win anything in sports with someone named Nate Sudfeld.

They threw in the Nate Sudfeld anyway. Trevor Lawrence, whether it's the Jags or the Jets, get used to being down twenty one at the half. Not certain the nets are any good, but hell, they're fun to watch. Speaking to hell then our Brielle's. Oh, wow. Dan, those are the weakest observation.

Those are the final weekend observations you got. You do not seem in any way emotional. You're OK or your game. OK, Camiel at midnight. Beli, what's going on. What's going on with you. Are you amazed by two guys just looking.

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What is the hat you're wearing today? So Odell Beckham Jr. Dan, shout out LBJ. They're better without him.

I mean I mean, maybe they feel maybe Baker Mayfield. I mean, he doesn't turn the ball over at least through the air as much without Odell Beckham Jr.. But I mean, the whole offense is designed to get one on one matchups. And this guy is a brilliant playmaker. So it is a bummer. It's one of those things that you don't actually say, hey, they overcame losing a receiver like Odell Beckham Junior. But do you guys you don't have to talk browns.

It's about you guys and not about my eighteen year playoff drought.

But which is it, though, when it comes to Baker Mayfield, is it that Odell Beckham left or that Baker Mayfield was hurt and playing in cruddy weather games and so. Since week seven with with Higgins running around out there for him, since week seven, he has statistically he's been in an above average quarterback.

He he and Jarvis Landry both went through the rib injuries after Odell tore his ACL and that Cincinnati game after that interception that Odell was chasing down Baker statistically at his best game ever. And he played a quarter of the season in terrible weather where he had like six drives against the Raiders and stuff like that. But the the Browns and Baker Mayfield's offense got better as the season progresses. They got healthy. And now they did lose all the receivers against the New York Jets in a game that, in retrospect, odd that it got played at the same scheduled start time.

But a lot has been made of Baker. Mayfield is a hot button issue on ESPN. But now that draft pick, not one overall, he told the people in charge, like I'm the guy that can drag you out of this. This was a winless team before he came to it. And now after 18 years, he delivered on a promise as a jet fan.

I could tell you I was super happy for Mike and Browns fans because I have suffered 40 years. I've been a fan of that team and I have had precious little to root for, basically nothing. They've never made a Super Bowl ad to see the emotion from Baker, Mayfield and Browns fans on social media and just Cleveland, everyone involved with that organization. It was it was kind of cool. And I think the cool thing for Mike in this team is this team can win on the road at home, bad weather, good weather because of the foundation that they have created.

Those two running backs on that offensive line.

You need you need to slow down a little there. I mean, they were they had they were outscored this season like they they allowed more points than they scored that. If I keep doing that over the course of many seasons, they're usually not going to have that statistic is not going to result in getting into the playoffs.

I understand that analytical argument again. So we'll see if you watch every game, there are mitigating factors. There are games that they had in hand and allowed backdoor covers on several occasions, actually. But I this is a such a special thing. And you don't really get to the point where, like, wow, we're satisfied. I mean it. I'm super like whatever happened Sunday night?

Well, people have stopped laughing. They've stopped laughing at the potential huge. I made so many friends just on social media from Browns fandom that I was damning them. I'm like, hey, what's your cell phone number? And I would FaceTime them to celebrate because it was just like pure joy.

You're going to love this, Adam Geisa. I thought I actually thought had a chance to remain the Jets head coach. I did. Bruce Feldman is reporting that Nick Saban is considering Adam Gay, says his offensive coordinator to replace him.

I mean, he read so I might be friends with the Alabama offensive coordinator now that he rehabbed Sarkeesian, Sarkeesian could turn down Colorado and he just got a great job. That's a job that everybody wants. And that's amazing that somebody who reportedly had alcohol on his breath during games was able to go through the car wash there at Nick Saban and get cleansed right up, get that liquor smell off of him. And now he can coach at Texas, which is a sweet, sweet job.

Mike was mentioning Baker Mayfield, number one overall. You want to guess? This is from Michael David Smith. Last fifty drafts, number one, overall pick winning a Super Bowl with their team. You want to guess how many times he's pointing out that the the idea of tanking for a quarterback is not something that works very often. For example, I don't know if the stat changed this weekend, but the division leaders as of last week and the division leaders, none of them had a quarterback drafted in the top five.

We want to take a guess. Fifty years of drafts. How many? No one overall pick quarterbacks have won the title with their team.

Before you get to the punch line, I saw this sat out there and it's cherry picking because if you expand it to the top ten, then all of a sudden you have a bunch of highly drafted quarterbacks.

You don't sound defensive at all. Well, he's the number one overall pick. He can't get better than that down.

Well, so number one, overall picture quarterback. So you say. That's correct. Quarterback for the last fifty years. Yes. I'm going to say 22.

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We got funniest thing from the sports weekend coming up here. Billy, you didn't do another useless sound montage, right? You escaped. You were thinking about you were considering doing another useless sound montage, but you went out on a glorious note last week. No need to do another one.

And we needed to end that on a high note. Now, I don't know, maybe another day, maybe another great subscriber abuse situation. It'll come back at some point in time. Who knows? I guess only time will tell.

OK, thank you. I don't know why you said that so mysteriously, but I guess only time will tell us that. Yes. So we will do. Funniest thing in a second. Also, Stewart, you will find this in the post game show. Stewart has a 30 for 30. His final 30 for 30. Well, that one's not even going to be at ESPN. It's going to well, I guess it is as part of the post game show.

So we don't close down at noon. We've got a little bonus sprinkle like some remnants left in the toilet. We've got a little bonus sprinkle for you in the post game show.

But the Michael J. Fox fading away has already begun. Dan started with the AC, as you can tell, with the the armpit situation. And I think we're off of the ESPN app, at least for some people. So make sure to go to Spotify or Apple podcast or any of the larger platform providers or post game. It is Freezone and ESPN.

Can you just hold on a second? You can tolerate us for 20 minutes. We'll be out of your way in a second. But how is Mike so hot where you could see his pits, the sweat and he has no buttons on his shirt?

It's it's a combination. It's ten below in here of different torture techniques in different places and also the cocaine. Oh, here is Christine Lacy.

And finally, the mouth of a jellyfish is also its anus.

Speaking of creatures who also have crabs, you out of their mouths and it's too bad, you know, good bye, Christine. There wasn't even a week. Christine, Christine, this is awful of good bye. Is this. This is goodbye. This right here is the last time, Christine, I have made I personally made the request. I personally made the request. Hey, can I use Christine Lacy every once in a while?

And before I finish the thought it was no dessert. It was not from her.

She was willing she was able to insult us, to insult us all month. But it is not allowed. So this is right here, Christine, on air. This is it. This is goodbye. We love you. We love your contributions to our show. We are very appreciative for everything it is that you have done for us in recent months in order to keep us keep us entertained with your giggling and with your cruelty.

I told you this recently. My only regret is not making her a bigger part of the show sooner because our audience fell in love with her and it was less work for me. There you go.

So, Christine, thank you for all that you did with us. This is an emotional day for us, a meaningful day for us. And we have really enjoyed I mean, Christine, we go way back, right? Yeah, 20 years. Christine Lacy. I've said it before. She was very nervous. She was young. She was learning. And they put her in the slot where they put the people who didn't know what they were doing, me and her.

And it was very early on Sunday mornings. And look at her now, a pillar of cruelty and fat jokes.

So, Christine, we're going to let you go on that note. Thank you for everything. Yes. Yes. This feels right. This is it.

Look at it, Mike. It's like college graduation. Yeah, it is. It's sad and it's hard. And I am so thankful to you guys and to ESPN for giving me this opportunity and all the fans who have accepted me. This has been wonderful, like in a a crap ball of a year that was 20/20 to be able to laugh with you guys for two hours and to be able to just talk about sports in my whole day and to escape everything else.

This has been amazing. And I love you guys. And I've just I will miss you terribly.

And Goebels, that was unnecessary.

No one is not. We love you, too. You did not get out of your bills.

Milvia so she she's right though about 20-20 being a ball of crap. So let's do, let's do. Funniest thing from the sports. We can see if we can make some people laugh here before we get out of here.

Hey people tell us what in a sport make you laugh hard. This is Weekend Edition segment we call What Makes You Laugh this week in LA.

Billy, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend? The Cowboys missed the playoffs again because of Jason Garrett and Roy, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

The Atlanta Falcons Twitter account tweeted out, We will reportedly interview Eric Benami on Monday for the head coaching, finding out from the Atlanta Journal Constitution. Allegedly. Reportedly, Tony.

What was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Nick Saban not being able to hear Allison Williams on the sideline interviews. Like what? I can't hear you. That was great.

So, Matt, Chris, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend after winning the Orange Bowl?

Jimbo Fisher was his players were coming upon him with the Gatorade bat and he sprinted away from them. And in doing so, he pulled his hamstring.

But he can scoot. Yes. Yeah. I've never seen a coach get that far away from the Gatorade bath, if you like. He got away pretty quick. Jimbo did, under the circumstances, dugouts. What is the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Nate Sudfeld. Yeah, I mean, you saw Eli Manning just tweeted out, this is why we don't like you tweeted it to say Guanabara Barkley, this is why we don't like the eagle. Mike, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

I think Duncan has a brilliant marketing campaign with Ben Affleck. I don't know if you've seen all these candid, reportedly candid photos of Ben Affleck. Always carry one thing in one hand and then struggling through mountains of coffee and another. I think he's making millions of dollars off of that. That is a good theory. Do you have any good theories on the number of photographs that Liam Neeson has been spotted in where it is clear he has peed the front of his pants?

Does anyone have any? Yes, there are several photographs all over the place of late age action star Liam Neeson. And there just with fans. And for some reason, there's there's always some spillage. And it's not one photograph. It's many different photographs in a lot of different clothes. Anyone have any theory, Billy, you've got a theory on this. What do you know?

But this is one of the strangest Google searches for I'm going to do out of my core P.C. when they get it back now. And peace has passed through it now.

I do have about computers that were working. Let's do it right now. Get to the bottom of this. It's got to be such an embarrassing look for Liam Neeson.

I it's got so much sweat underneath his armpit.

All right. We've got to yell at Greg Cody next. He's snooping around the show again. He's doing things that are annoying. He's bothering Chris. He's bothering me because he wants information on our show because this last segment here, this is it. We got one segment left. Go ahead and call Greg Cody up so that we can yell at him about his journalistic breaches because he wants to write stories about our show. We'll do that next. Don Lemon Tart.

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The most horrific thing about 2020 was Greg Coatis feat when he was frying a turkey. Chris Cody put those feet on the Internet. Greg, do you laugh? But those were Chris. Those are prehistoric feet. I don't know that. I don't know how. I haven't noticed that before. It stuck out has clipped both of your father's big toe toenails as a grid of death punishment. Cody, what is going on with your feet before I start ripping you about snooping around for news on our show?

Well, everybody knows I have a league lead and great toes. It's really just my great toenails that are exceptionally long. But they are they're like talons where they begin to curve down a little bit. And now when I walk barefoot across my style kitchen floor, I actually hear the clicking of my great toenails and, you know, sort of a syncopation thing that's to going on.

And that's great. Look at it.

Billy, you have some thoughts here, Billy, on something.

That's how you know, when it's time to cut a dog's toenails with too much noise like my dog and I clicked together. Oh, no, that's great.

Chris, how mad are you at your father? Because he's doing it to me, too. He won't stop asking questions, trying to get news on our show. Yeah.

He says he's not snooping and then text me every day snooping.

Caught you snooping. You're snooping.

I'm not a snooper. I'm not I mean, I don't snoop. Things are presented to me, you know, my sources, my network of sources all across the world, you know, come to me with information, my show sources. You know, it's a vibrant pipeline. I can't help it if you guys don't want to give me information soon.

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