
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
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- 18 Dec 2024
Juju Gotti joins the show to end the day and break down how today went. We recap the epic interview with Nick Turturro, Michael Kay and David Samson and Greg Cote's reaction to being placed alongside Dave Hyde. Plus, Greg and Juju make a bet in case they end up meeting in their Fantasy Football Championship.
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Well, I mean, crispy lineup. Crispy, right?
Not really. That's just the lighting. I know. Damn, Jason. Dude, the, Monday night football, man.
I went to Raiders and, Falcons. Yeah. Pretty pretty it was a great experience, but I was surprised how many Falcons fans wore Deion Sanders jerseys.
Yeah. But I
thought there would be way more Michael Vicks than there weren't. There weren't, like, there's, like, maybe 2 or 3.
They just started making those jerseys back available, actually.
Oh, for real?
Because they like, Mitchell and Ness and the people who make the Deons, they didn't, they didn't do that.
Oh, so that's why. I'm like, this is a lot of because cause I remember when you had your Deondre's, they're like, wow. Where'd you get that? And then I'm like, I didn't know there are this many Deondre's out there.
Right. Right. Hey, and mine, you know, mine from Ashley 1994. Yeah. You that's not the here in the
That's what I'm saying. Like, you you have 1 that was like a a original prod. Right?
I've rarely seen a game, and you mentioned that Monday night game, Falcons Raiders, where I just look at it on the schedule and I'm like, why is this here? Why do I have 2 Monday night games? It's a terrible game. I have no interest in. I mean, you went to it.
So I guess it was good for you. But I just, like, remember looking at the schedule and just being like, I'm cool if that game just doesn't happen.
It's not only it's not only a game that you didn't need. It immediately ends Kirk Cousins' career in Atlanta. We didn't even talk about that today. Right. And they won it.
The team that won it, the team the wild part. The team that won it with 15 points has ended Kirk Cousins' career, and the Raiders do nothing but lose in that Antonio Pierce idea. Not a great 1.
Alright. Standard of the day.
Dan, there were a bunch of people walking around with signs that said just tank, baby. The the the Raider fan base is very into tanking.
Juju, I wanted to get into a couple of things from today's show today, but what I'm really hoping because I didn't see any of the feedback and I stayed with it way too long, and I, regret certain elements of it. But I I hope, no. You're laughing at a different thing than I am, Chris, because Michael k No. No. Yeah.
That that too I look. There were 3 or 4 times today that I stayed with something too long. But my favorite of of the things that I stayed too long with was just trying to, rummage around. What are you smiling about? Do you know what it is?
I know what I think you spent too much
time on. Give me. Let's see if it's the same thing.
Me versus Dave High.
I love that so much.
Oh, god. I hate that so much. I hate that so much. Now, Juju, what are your thoughts?
Yeah. Juju, not not what are your thoughts, but, Juju, what did the audience think? Did I stay with that too long? Because Greg Cody was trying to be, nice about things, but I noticed that when I put Dave Hyde in his company, he did not like it. I physically felt it next to me.
Dan, you are gonna be pleased because that is not what the audience is ablaze about today, Jon Jon. So you're safe.
Alright. Is it Amin and Mike Ryan going back and forth in
Oh, no. Look. They're they're always ablaze about something other. I just have I would like to start by, just updating some polls first to give us some holiday cheer. You feel me?
Yes. Our office Christmas party is a great time for enthusiasm and dreams or horrible obligations? And 85% of the audience said a horrible obligation.
That's higher than I thought.
That's on me.
That's, that's alright, truth.
It's not really cheerful.
Yeah. Okay.
How about this 1? Okay. Do you like this company office Christmas party? Alright. 71% of the audience said no.
Not really.
Happy holidays, everyone.
We're having 2 of these today. We're about to have a white elephant. Amin flew in from from Vegas. Amin flew in for this.
Everyone keeps saying 2 of these. What's the other 1?
We've got 1 tonight.
That they send you. That's the 2 Americas. But, I also it it brought with joy to my heart, today that that because I know Greg don't listen to these postgame shows just routinely as I listen to The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody.
Yeah. With. Thanks to you.
You did me. Yeah. But also, he said that he wanna see the 3 point layup. And if you refer to yesterday, I said, bruh, 3 point dunks.
Uh-huh.
You feel me? If you dunk on somebody, 3 points. You feel me?
Just make it just test that. I think I worked to Steve Martin in there if you listen back. I was like, man.
Juju Ju Ju had this many, many hours ago. He started changing the NBA rules long before Greg Cody started fixing the NBA.
Juju's 1 impending.
Juju's 1 caveat was it has to be on someone though. If there to be 3 points, you have to dunk over a defender. Okay.
Yeah. But and then we still got it to the point where we needed to say that, yeah, it still needs some workshopping, but I think me and you, Greg, can get in the lab and pretty much come up with something by, I say, top of the year.
Hello. Let's have a meeting.
You know,
a couple of them.
Hell, yeah. And me, bro. I mean, they did a good they they tried to make it seem like he was in in Vegas wasting time, bro. I was locked in to the tournament. I was it wasn't as like, I I didn't see the performance from the OKC that I assumed I would get, but at the same time, I was in a thoroughly entertained.
Thoroughly.
Yeah. So the people were asking for you, Juju. A lot of people were like, where's Juju? I said, he'll be back.
Yes, sir. Appreciate you, bro. And I wanna shout you out too during this Christmas holidays too. Like, during the break I took, like, bruh, Amann is 1 of the funniest people in the world. So him just sending me a little joke here and there or him just just checking in with me.
Just it it lift my spirit so much. So in front of the whole world, I, bro, I wanna say thank you and I appreciate you and your friendship throughout just since I known you, bro.
Now you made it awkward.
That's nice that's nice of you to say, but I will say that the most awkward thing here is how we all blew past Greg Cody's totally insincere, offered to meet twice with Juju Yeah. About changing the NBA's rules.
Well, we have to. You know, you can't do it by phone. You're gonna meet. You're gonna have an executive meeting. You know, we'll have people taking notes and doing meetings.
So
Yeah. But you're not gonna do any of this. I want you to get together. You say, look, I've been waiting for a back in my day for about 6 months. You don't do anything around here that you say you're gonna do.
Yeah. That kinda thing. You know? I mean, you know, we move on with life. We grow.
We expand. I wrote a back in my day book. You wanna hear back of my days? There's about a 100 of them in here. Maybe a 100 and maybe a 150 of them.
We've heard
all of them.
By the book. We've heard all
of them.
No. You haven't? Because some of them are original.
Oh, 3.
Some of them have been not been heard in 10 years.
Played the
original here.
3 3 of them have
been 10th anniversary book of Back in My Days.
3 of them have not been heard and 1 of them 3 of them are allegedly new and 1 of them you've done here already.
Right. I have.
Greg, I'm gonna suggest something because I've thought about this for Black in My Days several times. If you pull 1 from, like, 7 years ago, will anyone remember?
Well, that's a good question.
I will. Only this 1. Drawbridges.
Yeah. That's my old
1. Favorite. Yeah.
See, he should Also
he should rerun some of the best ones, but he won't do it, this guy.
Dan, also, a $100 a $100 fine for killing Michael k in front of Michael k for some odd reason.
You always do that, Dan. When you're trying to celebrate someone, you kill them.
Yeah. Hey.
That's true. Whenever we find out the system, whenever we find out a new finding system, you're negative 1 hunch already off the bat.
Okay. I just I want to celebrate people and have them hear the things that I'd say at their funeral while they're alive.
But it's your tone though. It's just the way you say it. You're too right.
He was, like, brother, did you hear something about me? Because I Sure. Sure. And salute to that whole segment, but I that I had a smile on my face the entire segment. Even David Samson asked that.
I was laughing at him today, with, the other brothers from New York Brothers.
Tarot? Yeah.
I don't know. You know, he was Caucasian to Americas, but I love all 3 of them brothers. It was it was a great, great segment, and the whole time, bro, I was like, damn, this this is what it feel like. Like, this is what this is the feeling that I I had when I came into the show, like, the hijinks and just the fun like, will I attend your funeral? Like, that's brilliant.
Well, Juju, thank you. That that hour felt very good to all of us if we're doing this in traditional postgame, let's break it down style, but I love the number of things about that hour. Okay? 1 of my favorite things is that David Samson got shoved right off to the side of his own segment because
resentful for it.
Well and we couldn't get rid of Michael k and Turturro. They didn't wanna leave the show because, and this is a great question, why is Greg Cody rapping gifts
over there?
I was wondering the same thing.
You had
to I'm not sure Turturro knew how to get off.
I well, both of them at any point could have just closed their computer or just hit leave on the Zoom, but I don't think they both my favorite part of that segment was that the 2 of them at the end were still staring in. And I will say to the audience, if you listen to this via audio, the thing that made me roar with laughing is that I was yelling at Lewis because I could see that Turturro and Kaye were still there kind of trapped, and I'm like, put them on the screen. Put them so
that people
can just see the confusion of why and why why are Michael k and Turturro staring at each other as Greg Cody raps a GIF?
So so, Dan, you know, obviously, I'm out in the room where Greg is rapping the GIF, but we know his mic is hot. So all of us are kinda speaking in whispers and we're having side conversations. And at 1 point, I remember looking up at the screen to see kinda what you guys are on, and I'm like, why is Nick Turtzero, Michael K, still here? Like, it was like 40 minutes later, I'm like, they're still here?
I had said goodbye to them already.
I know. Right.
It was funny when, Michael k Michael k, was, like, if the Yankees would've did this or another, they would've could've easily went to LA and and got their last game. And David Sam said, what if I was 8 feet and could dunk? And Michael k was like, you won't and you won't.
Right. You aren't and you won't. It was, I I did kill Michael k. I will pay that fine in another time. Do you have anything else for us in the way of constructive criticism today?
That Mike and Amin thing got heated. Basketball.
The people loved it. Yeah. The the the that definitely set the chat on fire. People love seeing it. And me, personally, I can't tell what's a bit and what's real anymore, so I didn't lend any kind of emotion to it.
I just saw it as 2 brothers who are talking shop, you know?
I I will reveal to the audience, I was surprised afterwards. Mike was legitimately, like, offended. And so I I have
I will not reveal any such thing to the audience. Like, we don't reveal. That's not what we do.
Major penalty, 5 minutes screaming comedy.
We don't You hear
that, brother?
We don't explain what the show is. Like, you want that to be the post game? It's your post game show.
Well, look, I all I know is I love that, brother. Michael, if you can hear my voice, just know I love you. People still love you on online. People love a meme. It was it was like a team Edward, team Jacob situation.
And so I I think it was it was a healthy banter. Sorry if anybody was offended. I'm sure that wasn't anybody's intent, intentions, but just know that it it was it was great content, and I'm sorry if anybody was offended in that.
Much love, Juju. Thank you, sir.
Yes, sir.
Good luck in the playoffs Yes, sir. Unless you play me.
I got your son, Michael, first round.
Alright. Go through him to get to me. It's inevitable.
Yes, sir.
Hey, we gotta make a if if you and I meet in the championship game, we gotta make a bet or something like a friendly bet. I don't know what it is. I'll win it. Yeah. Yeah.
We gotta
If if if I beat you in the championship, you help me publish my next book and vice versa.
Okay. I was thinking of something a little bit less involved and serious, but, you know, we'll see what we can do.
Can't wait for that life changing meeting. You guys are gonna have Yeah.
2 of them. Those 2 meetings. Yeah. We're gonna get right on. I'm gonna have my, my people get get with your people and we'll get it done.
Yep. Over lunch.