Like, why can't we just hear Brendan talking about Hitler?

Yeah.

Okay.

We up? Yep. Okay, we're up, ladies and gentlemen. So sorry, there was a bit of an issue. So we're just talking about Steve Urseg and how good he looked against Pantoja.

And I was saying some people thought he won, but to your point, that last round might have been the.

Yeah, I thought the last round with the decider. I thought it was super close, though. And, you know, he looked awesome. He just. Pan Tosh is just such a veteran. He knows how to win, and he pulled it off. He pulled it off in the last round. But that Ursa kid, man, for that being his first world title fight, his. How many fights has he had in the UFC? Like, four. How many. How many fights is Steve Ursik had? The crazy thing is about flyweight. It's like flyweight and heavyweight. If you come in and you are a fucking beast, you move up the ladder quick. Not a lot of 125 pound dudes, not a lot of 265 pound dudes. So if you can get elite, like, think about guys like that are state that stay in the top ten in the heavyweight division, like, losses that would have taken you out of the mix in the 155 division, that you stay in the mix.

The only one that catapult your boy Umar Nagamed off.

Oh, Umar. So look at this. He's only had three fights in the UFC before he fights pantoja for the world title. That's amazing. And by the way, looks so good, especially in the match now. Fight. Fuck that dude. Look good.

And all four of those fights happen within one year.

Mm hmm. Yeah. It fought quick, which is great if you stay healthy.

And it was a unanimous decision.

Yes, it was. Unanimous decision, which is wild. It's not wild. I think it was correct. I think it was correct. I think it was close. It was close. But I like when the guy wins the last round. I think it means. I mean, I'm an old school guy, right? I like pride rules. I like that. I think their theory of scoring is schoolyard theory, but that's not the game. I get it. That's true, too. But it is also fighting. Schoolyard theory is real. Like, if a guy's on top of you and the teachers break it up, that guy beat your ass.

I'm with you, but that ain't the sport we're watching.

I know, I know, but that's a real thing. I know. This is not scientific or technical or. Look, I'm a martial artist. I'm a purist. I think the best style should win, which is why I don't think people should get stood up. I don't think. I think there's a lot of things that just, like, shouldn't happen. That happen in the sport. But I'm pretty. I'm pretty much a purist. I only want to know what the fuck works, you know?

Yeah, yeah. But. But you would be. You'd be open to. If they made the third round or fifth round of a fight count more.

Gotta feel right. Perfectly.

I was saying this the other day, I think they shouldn't let the judges. They should only let the judges watch the last round.

The pride rules. The pride rules. They treated it like a fight fight. Like, in a fight fight. The end of the fight is worth more than the beginning of the fight.

No doubt.

Cause the guys have been fighting for a long time. Who's winning at the end?

And I'm with him. Pride went bankrupt.

Especially when I was talking about.

Very good call.

Very good call, what he's doing on this one.

But I think they went bankrupt because of shady business.

Whatever you tell yourself, dude.

I think it was some yakuza stuff, wasn't it?

Yeah, a lot of that. Yeah, but it was. I'm with you. It was great, bro.

But I don't think it went bad because they judged it badly, because, dude, those fucking fights were amazing.

Also, wasn't the. Didn't the UFC just start to become what it is?

Oh, it wasn't even what it is, man. Pride was before. You see, Pride was fucking huge.

Before.

The UFC was huge. Yes, but the UFC was not as big. Pride in Japan would get 80,000 people in an arena, Tokyo Dome, like, wow, these shows. 90,000 people would walk out. Who was it? What was that one fighter, the brazilian cat that got burnt? Cause he walked out. They fucking hit him with the pyrotechnics.

Was it a tuna?

It was early.

I know what you're talking about. If pyrotechnics like the Super bowl, it.

Might not have been cried. It might have been one of those other organizations.

I know what you're talking about. They got burnt.

Yeah, it was one of those organizations in Japan. And this dude, this cat comes out, gets cooked.

Michael Jackson.

And he was good, man. They fucked up his body. He had, like, third degree birds over, like, half his fucking body fights.

Tough enough.

Know he. With no losses.

Yeah. Jojo di Oliveira. Yeah. Set on fire and pride. I mean, that guy was good, man. He was fucking good. Who knows how bad that sets back your career, they'd light you on fire.

Does it help?

I think you're done after that.

I don't know, man. But I would imagine you've. It's like significant things to overcome.

What do you do going forward? You go give fire safety talks.

Well, I think they had to pay him off. They had to give him support.

But also remember, in pride, like, those fights were epic. The talent was insane worldwide. But here's the thing. Zero drug testing matter.

Let's go.

So they actually encouraged steroids?

Oh, yeah, 100%.

You get a better price.

And Inuits told us on the podcast, in specific, it has in capital letters. We do not test for steroids.

Rampage will tell you that too. Yeah.

Yeah, dude. It's just they were wild and they put on the best shows and they had some of the most amazing fights ever. And I think the most talent stacked heavyweight division that has ever existed. If you want to think about the prime of pride, heavyweight, you have no guerra. You have Mark Coleman. You have overeem. You have crow cop. You have fedor.

God, wouldn't it be dope?

What a murderer's roll.

If UFC had like a. Like a 40 and up division where they don't test?

Nah, man.

Nobody trying to see that, bro.

It's like the masters division. You only want so much brain damage. Then you just gotta opt out of the smart guys. Opt out. You don't. You're already gonna struggle. You're already gonna struggle. Don't. You don't want to be getting beat up continuously until you're dead.

Some people do.

You're right. So I feel like you should be able to ride horses.

Some people built like that. You gonna have to tranquilize Romero.

Yeah, they go, yeah, he's doing bare knuckle. Yeah, that's where they go.

Here's the thing about Yoel, though. For whatever reason, Yoel has the capacity to compete at an elite level. Deep into his forties, naturally, he's a mutant. He's a freak of freaks.

You want to talk?

It's everything, man. The neck is crazy. But you know the neck is all surgically repaired, right? You know that he's like Robocop, right? The neck is one piece.

Rod.

Yeah, there's a rod.

You remember they had these next few had d ball in this baby bottle.

Yeah. Broken abracadabra. They did some stuff.

They're looking at Stingray. Let's do this. Just. There's just airs to shoulders.

I know, I know. People have heard me tell the story, but I'm gonna tell again. Cause it's so great. The UFC took him to a doctor, and the doctor said, where'd you get this guy? And they go, yeah, he's amazing, right? They go, no, he's got a different structure. They said the tendons in his eyes are three times larger than a normal person's. They said, he's already healing. He had a fractured orbital. They're like, he's already healing.

He's like Wolverine. Also, we don't know if he's 40.

He's from Cuba. He might be 70 when he was sitting in that chair, bro. There's a couple moments in doing podcasts where I got, like, reasonably uncomfortable, really? Because I was in the room with someone who could just. Just has this ability to just crush you at any moment. It was him and Tyson. Tyson. The second time I did the podcast with him, when he's getting ready to fight Roy Jones, totally different. Tyson. First, Tyson was like this mellow hippie, almost like he was this dude not working out. He was just, I don't want to work out. I just want to be cool. Second one was, like, hyped up Tyson, I was like, whoa.

You see him hit the bullseyes with the darts the other day? Blindfolded?

Crazy, bro. That guy would kill you.

But. But there has to be a part of you, Joe, with. With Tyson, at least if shit hits the fan, you're a black belt. I'll get his ankle. He's in some trouble. With Yoel, he.

There's nothing. You have nothing, you know, there's nothing you can do. I can't even help you if I'm. If you're really lucky, Tyson's got a bad knee, you know?

Really, your only hope is to catch a nagging injury.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your only hope.

Your only hope collapses on himself.

He'll still fuck you up. He'll still fuck you up. But the Yoel Romero thing is different. Like, Yoel was explaining how he grew up in Cuba and about how he went through their wrestling program, and he was talking about how if you were the elite, you ate three times a day, but if you were below that, you ate twice a day. Yeah. And he was intense. And he goes, and you're working out with all these animals. Like their only way to make their life better is through athletic achievement.

They gotta win.

And these guys are just warriors, and they're going at it every day. And, yo, I looked at me and goes, and it makes you a machine. That mean when you're talking to a real machine, like one of the most elite wrestlers to ever compete in MMA. A phreak athlete. You look at some of Yoel's knockouts, like, look at that knockout to Weidman, that flying knee with wideman, the Luke Rockhold. He knocks him out and then he kisses him.

Freak, bro.

He's a. He was a freak. And for that guy to explain, like, what he went through as a person to get to be the guy he is now, which is why he's so calm when he gets in there, man.

And still competing with a fused neck or whatever.

Fuse. Yeah.

So he got to swing his whole body.

Yeah, but his name doesn't. It doesn't move around like an action figure, but I think it might help him take a shot.

Yes.

Because Derek Brunson hit him with a switch kick once. I mean, just blasted him in the neck and he just walked that shit off like he was nothing.

Because the whole.

Right, because the whole thing is fused.

And then it's like a necklace in football.

His traps begin at the top of his head. That guy's like a flying squirrel.

Yep.

So that. That's like the freak of freaks. When that guy says something to you, like, and it makes you a machine.

Then you got some kid in Calabasas talking about wrestling in the Olympics. I'm like, good luck.

Good luck, bitch.

Good luck.

You had a soft life. You ate fucking ring dings and ho ho.

Get three hot meals. You have to.

You have to win for dinner, bro.

I'm gonna start taking my kids meal.

You get breakfast and lunch and dinosaur toss up.

I remember Don Fry was on inside MmA once.

I love that show.

It was a great show. I loved that you were on there. Yeah, a couple times. I did it once where I was explaining a back take from quarter mount sick. I was like, me and boss Rutten did, like, a technique thing where I showed him how to do that. It's called samurai. You know that one when you slip around behind a guy, you can get his back. Yeah, yeah, you're on top.

Yeah.

But. So Don Fry is on inside MMA, and he starts saying. He goes, the Russians are the fucking last real men left. You gotta hear, see if you can find it. See if you can find it. It's fucking amazing because Don Fry, who's, like, the manliest man of all time with his fucking crazy cowboy mustache, old school, he go, them Russians are the last real men left.

Kenny.

Oh. Coming up later this month against Mola Wall. Does that surprise you that Fedor decided to skip the UFC and go strike force way? No, not at all. You gotta, you know, go where you're happy and go where you're most comfortable and go for the money. And that's gotta be the deal with Fedor, right? I mean, because he, he owns m one. He is m one. Basically. I tell you, the Russians don't like being told what to do, especially by some pansy, you know, goddamn Russians are last men on the planet. You know, everybody in the US been feminized so bad. We all be carrying a person on heels. You know, those are last minute. We need a Putin. Where's our Putin? Kick ass and not run around apologizing for it. We need.

We need Don Fry today, right? Keep that same energy. We need him right now.

Don Fry, run for president. Don fries. He's all fused up too.

Oh, yeah.

He's had a bunch of bad love.

To see John C. Reilly play him in his life story that. Imagine a comedy version.

You have to wear a rubber suit.

Saucy.

He'd have to. Yeah.

Fat suit.

He'd have to hit the. He'd have to get Jack my fat cuz. Don Fry, at one point in time, remember when he got jack my fied? And he was like, 232 35 Fujita just. Don Fry was a fucking statue. He was a Michelangelo statue, you know? Fuck, yeah.

We need more donkey.

I'm a fight was one of the craziest fights in all of history.

Oh, yeah.

Standing in front of each other, punching each other in the face. Like, how. Let's play that. How many times are the fights are about to happen?

The leech, he said like three years.

Here we go.

That's the least.

The, the time on screen is 455, 454, 453, 452. All right, so this is this Carlos Pratas and leech.

He's taking, what, two years?

Is this that dude that smoked cigarettes? Is this that nasty dude that. He just landed a vicious knee knockout in his last fight.

He smoked cigarettes.

Is this. That's what I'm thinking about. Right?

You talk about the asian guy.

No, the. The brazilian cat.

Yeah. And he's the favorite.

Yeah. Well, yeah, this kid in the black. The kid in the black shorts. He's good, dude. He's good. I watch what? He's nasty. I'm pretty sure this is the dude. I really have to apologize if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is the dude. Is that him? Yeah, there he is, smoking cigarettes. Yeah. He's like, I'm a fighter. I'm not an athlete. He goes, I'm a fighter. This dude smokes. He's been smoking since he was, like, 14 or something. But the most important thing is, like, he's nasty, he knows how to fuck people up, and he's got really good timing, man. He's a real fighter.

But back to your point, see, I think most first rounds go like this. There's the feeling up here. Watch. Why winning this round? Why should that count?

Some don't.

It's the exact same.

Some don't, Brian. So what do you do?

It doesn't. You know, you're. You're right. Like, there's a bunch of different factors involved in fighting. I think one of the problems is the scoring system.

Must system.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's our primary problem because I think it's a borrowed system that deals with a one dimensional sport. It's a very complicated sport, but it's one dimension, meaning punching.

Right.

It's complicated. I'm not dismissing boxing. I think you don't ever see boxing at the level you see in world championship fights like a Lomachenko. You never see that level of boxing in the UFC, and you probably never will. I don't think it's possible to achieve that level unless you're only doing that thing.

Correct. Impossible.

Yeah, because you don't. You can't even do that if guys are trying to take you down all the time, you won't develop your skillset the same way if you're training mma the same way you get a few freak athletes, you get your Roy Jones juniors that can do shit that nobody else can do. For the most part.

There's too much to focus on in mma.

Yeah, boxers hands are way better.

Correct.

They're just. They're always going to be way better. Like, you can't. You can't deny that.

No, there's not enough hours in the day to get to that elite level. I mean, look at Francis. Dedicated his life to boxing for what, two, three years?

Yes. It's a different thing. Well, also, like, the Joshua fight, Joshua had the opportunity to watch him fight and figure out patterns, but that's how.

It should go, right?

Like, right, right.

If you would have knocked out Joshua in 3 seconds, I'm like, oh, shit.

Do you think, like, joshua is the more dangerous guy to fight? Second hundred percent. Yeah. Cuz he's got that lethal one punch sleeper power knockout artist. Goldman, fastest fuck, dude, that right hand that he cracked Francis with. Oh, lord, I'm missing this fight, huh? This kid's nasty, man. I forget who he fought in his last fight. But I was. I was watching it while I was listening to music and working out, so I wasn't completely paying attention to, like, what the commentators were saying, but I was watching the kids movement. I was like, damn, this kid moves good.

And Dana's announced some fucking beastie fights lately.

Yeah, man. I'm really excited about Khalil Roundtree. Although the purist in me is like, what about Uncle Iev? Ankolaev should be next for the title, right? I mean, clearly. Yeah.

I hear clues. Won five in a row, and at light heavyweight, right?

For sure. But in.

Clive also had a draw, right?

He had a lot.

Like, he hasn't been that exciting. And I get it. The purist goes, well, it doesn't matter if it's exciting. If he's winning, you gotta give him a title shot.

I know. Jamal Hill posted, bro, Jamal was mad because Khalil had failed a drug examination, but they knew exactly what that was about. It was about something that's very. It's very. It's Dhea.

It doesn't help your performance.

It doesn't help your performance at all. It's just a banned substance, and it's an accidental ingestion. It's not something that you would get any benefit from.

If he tested hot for, like, Deca and they had him in a title fight, we got a problem.

He informed them the moment he found out his shit had Dhea in it, and they only gave him a two month suspension, so he didn't do anything wrong, and he didn't. There's a bunch of stuff that's banned. I don't know why.

It's a lot.

But.

But also, I think, too, just for Alex, like, this is his story, right? Like, they need a main event, and Clive is already paired up, so Khalil's won five in a row. He's ready to go.

Who's fighting? Next racket? Oh, that's right. When is that fight? Oh, the left hand, dude. I'm telling you, man. And the leech is good, dude. Leech is getting pieced up. There's a head like a rot, bro.

This dude.

Look at that knee to the body, man. This dude's good, man. He's good. And he's got good head movement, too. When punches are coming his way, he slips, like, right there. Look how he slips away from shit. Encounters the danger zone. You know, he gets in the danger zone. He had the leech in some trouble.

He can take a punch, though. So this will be a fun fight, bro.

You remember when Hamza just picked him up and took him over to Dana White, bro. And he's like, I have five fight tied up. Those were.

Those were the days. Those were the days.

Who was the guy recently that, like, he broke, like, the longest losing streak?

Charles Bennett.

It was just recently.

Oh, crazy horse.

Crazy felony. You can't call him crazy horse.

Oh, it's felony now?

Yeah, cuz I was commentating his event.

And, yeah, bro, we're old school. He's always been crazy.

I was like, what's up, crazy horse? Like, it's felony. Like, all right, man.

Well, come on, man.

It's like Bobby Green. You gotta call him King Green.

Oh, Bobby.

It's a crime. I keep losing all these fights.

Hey, bro, I was super impressive. Patti Pemblet, super impressive.

Really?

Pembroke.

Yes.

Bobby Green can fight.

Hell, yeah.

Bobby Green can fight.

Pros. Pro.

He was in trouble on the feet. He was getting his legs kicked out from under him on the feet. You know, Patty Pimblett put on a clinic in that fight.

How good it is.

It was just such a perfect strap. Yeah, he looked great. And he gained 40 pounds since then.

He said, how does he do that?

He's like, crazy.

Just goes nuts. But the point is, like, in that fight, like, yeah, it's. You shouldn't do that. I would say don't do that, but also. But also the kind of guy that would eat 40 pounds and stick his belly out. That's a wild motherfucker. And that wildness is with discipline. Like, when he's in camp.

Could be a perfect storm.

It's a great storm.

It's like Jon Jones.

Yeah, a little bit crazy, but. But John is discipline. It's tough because with Patty, like, he's getting away with it right now. And, yeah, he beat Bobby, who's ranked, whatever, eleven. But at a certain level, you're gonna have to stop doing that when you get to the top five. Like, I don't know if that's gonna fly. You know, I'm saying, you got to tighten it up at some point. Right now, he's having fun doing his thing. He's not fighting like the criminal or cramp.

But haven't people been criticizing tatty this whole time? Of course he's a fraud or.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah. But they always say that with people that are, you know, when they're more. When they're more famous than their ranking.

But also, he, like. Like, straight up dude in Liverpool, they call him the fifth beatle. He can't walk down the street. I worked with him in San Diego, even San Diego. I was like, damn, they know you out here. Like, shut the street down. He's so famous and wasn't ranked, so a lot of other fighters have animosity, so the fans hate him because they think he hasn't earned it. That dude was whooping ass out in England, like, destroying. He was making more money not fighting the UFC. He took a pay cut to fight in the UFC. He was headlined events out there, selling out arenas. And finally his managers like, yo, man, you got to compete in the UFC. And he's like, why? I'm making money? He's like, it's just if you want to be the best, we got to do this. Even though you take a pay cut. So that's why he went over.

I don't know if you guys caught this in between rounds, but the leech has a blonde asian female corner man.

What's that supposed to mean?

Telling him what to do. So he's about to get knocked out.

How dare you? What if she's, like, a k one champion?

No, that's the lady. That was a. That was. That was Trump. Secret Service lady. Remember her fumbling with the gun?

Yeah, that was a mess.

She might be.

I thought, she's gonna shoot herself. I'm like, if. Imagine if she shoots herself in the hip. That lady was panic putting that gun away, bro. Are we in a movie, or is this real life? I need to know.

Someone changed the movie.

I need to know because, like, if it is a movie, boy, the writing is amazing.

Yeah.

Like, if this is a simulation, what a great simulation. It's crazy. All of it's crazy.

Happy to be on the cast.

I mean, slap fighting. What? Everything. Everything. President Kamala, all the things. All the things. Fucking save the sharks. What the fuck are we doing? What are we doing? We're saving sharks.

The shark.

Shouldn't we kill the sharks?

Is that a thing?

Yeah, podcast. I'm about the sharks.

Oh, my God. Right? Didn't change the way you think about sharks.

No, I've. Dude, I'm not taking credit.

I've always thought that.

I've always said this, cuz I. They're like, you know, you're more likely to die in a car crash and get eaten by a shark. I'm like, now, if I swam in the ocean every day to work.

Yeah. Oh, land Carlos is lighting the leech up. But what I liked about when I watched this guy fight is his management of distance. Like, he's always in the right spot to counter you, and he sneaks out of stuff, like, real nice.

He uses his range really well and.

He'S got real good timing, right? Like, he knows what you're capable of doing when you're moving forward. You know, some guys get caught up in, like, the anxiety of exchanges sometimes and they misjudge and miscalculate timing and distance. And when a guy's really good at calculating time, it's timing and distance. When something's coming out of. That's a. That's a special talent.

Yeah.

Connor, when he fought Eddie Alvarez, perfect example of it. Perfect mastery of timing.

There.

I know exactly what you can do. I'll let your. Your punch touch me and then binge.

Anderson Silva, Stefan boy, Connor and Eddie.

Alvarez is the best one ever. I really do.

This is it.

This cowboy one with Rick story.

Oh, my God, that combination, the mortal Kombat combo.

Oh, my God. Incredible. Oh, well, no, he's hurt.

He's hurting such a big head that he.

And also that.

That's it. I'll tell you this, Carl, he kept.

Trying to dodge with it. Just as he was hurt.

His head was hurt. No, he was hurt. You got to understand, once a guy gets lit like that, like, your legs aren't moving good, you don't know.

You're confused right now. He's thinking, I shouldn't have hired a blonde asian woman.

Cuz fuck around with you, I'll be in the same room, one of these motherfuckers. I'll be like, remember that shit you said, man?

You laughed and Tony shop made that joke.

You don't want to. Some dudes get like, very sensitive.

Yeah, you don't want that heat. You don't want that.

He. Yeah, he got rocked, dude. He got rocked, that guy.

He took a beating.

Very good.

Crazy thing was that his head movement was incredible the whole time. That guy's just so accurate. And what you were saying, Carlos, is.

Fuck, look at that. One, two. Man, that's beautiful. I'm telling you, man, this kid, his timing, it's really good. And you got to understand that a guy like this is just going to get better and better with world class competition. So the leech, you know, the leech has been, you know, top 25 guy for a while, right?

Yeah.

And he's been out two years. Like, what, the highest? You would imagine the leech would be ranked 15 maybe, right? He's in that. Yeah. Before Hamza.

Yeah.

So, yeah, it's a fucking world class fighter. World class fighter. And this dude just pieced him up.

He's not.

He's not the best in the division, but he's representative of a really elite MMA professional.

It's a great feather dude's cat. Like that's a great step for his career. Like this. How it should go is what this.

Leech might must sound badass and Mandarin because it's a shitty english nickname, right?

I think it's because he's such a good grappler. He clings onto you like a leech. Is that it? That's my guess.

I don't think he's that good of.

A grappling or cuz he sucks, right?

In jujitsu, would you say? Yeah, he's a second degree black belt.

I think so.

Where'd you come up with that?

I think I.

It's rare here. Second degree. That's why I'm suspect. That's why I got skeptical hippo eyes.

It's possible. I mean, depends on who. Look at that. Ranked jiu jitsu black belt. Yeah, it might very well be.

I'm a big fight fan.

Look at that. Young Tony nails it. He for sure is really good, you know, real good grappler. But Hamza just ragdolled him. But Hamza's a freak, man. How about especially at 170?

Hamza driving me nuts, a. He's never making 170 again. So listen, I can't make the weight winner 85 for winning God.

But when he does, he's a praying mantis eating wasps. You ever see that?

Gordon Ryan's?

Yeah, yeah, that's Gordon's belt.

He's competing.

You ever see a praying mantis eating them wasp?

Hell yeah.

Yeah, I watched a thousand of those. Yeah, I've seen a thousand videos of praying mantis eating other things.

Praying mantis eats the male praying man.

That is kind of what he was like.

Yeah, he fucked him up.

When Hamzat was like grabbing ahold of people at 170, he was kind of like a praying mantis. It was eating other bugs.

He was fucking dudes up, but he can't make the weight. He's unreliable.

He just needs to be a little bit more disciplined, bro. 170. He's almost unstoppable, dude. Even when Gilbert caught him? Gilbert caught him on the noggin multiple times and dropped him, remember?

Yep. That was a wake up call.

We still fucking kept going like that guy never stopped coming.

That's why I'm excited even though he.

Got clipped and hurt. Look at this. They're eating wasps. They're not slow, dude, they catch hummingbirds. You never seen a praying mantis catch a hummingbird? Oh, son, get him. So let's go. It's the nuttiest thing. So they sit over those water feeders where the hummingbirds come and they just sit there. And when the. The hummingbirds fuck up and they don't realize that that's a murderous assassin waiting for them. Watch this snatch. That's your ass, bitch.

Damn. They're fucking strong, bro.

They're crazy strong. They're strong like something that's a hundred times bigger than it is.

Got them in the Uma plotter that.

It's not a question of the bird getting away. The birds never gonna get away.

All this person just knocked the fucking.

The guy's a douchebag. Yeah, you're a circle alive cock block. Yeah, that's a person who is like, he values. He values birds over insects.

That's a white dude that voted for Kamala.

All he did was just make that species of bird dumber. The dumb bird deserves to die.

Right? Good point. Evolution. Yeah. The thing is, why do we prefer they're both alien to us? If you saw a bird without its feathers, like, what the fuck is that thing? Right? Like, what are those things? It's just, they look pretty because they have feathers. Why do we. Why do we like the insects less than we like the birds?

Cuz they're not cute, I guess, right?

Close. They're kind of cute.

No, weird.

No, I mean, I put it so like this. You ever met somebody they, like, loves spiders?

Mm hmm.

They're never normal people.

Like, you know, like a dude who has snakes. Right? Right. Fuck out of here. You don't have snakes, bitch. You got a monster that you feed.

Yeah, look, it's my little buddy.

Fuck. That thing doesn't give a fuck if you live or die. That's a goddamn reptile. A slithery monster.

I think we're pro, we're programmed to like cute shit.

Yeah, that's Disney, too.

If you like snakes. If you're like, a snake person, you like to live with snakes. And you, I mean, maybe you're cool.

You think?

I mean, I'm open minded. I'm open minded. I'm willing to maybe accept the maybe. But if you have, like, goth makeup on the. And, like, like, platform shoes and.

Yo, snakes and your best friends. A python.

Yeah.

What happened? What happened?

I was in New York, south, walking around New York last week. I saw rats that were in my weight class. I mean, absolutely. Like, oh, look at that trash bag over there. And it just starts running away.

Bro, I saw one in New Jersey once. I'll never forget this. We were coming up to this pool hall, and as we're walking from the parking lot to the door, I see this rat that's by this dumpster that's the size of a cat. God, it was so big, man. It was like, no bullshit, that big. That big. And standing up on its hind legs, like, bearing its teeth at us. And I was in a hot panic. I was like, dude, yeah, what if that attacks us? This is crazy.

There was literally one that looked like a fucking kangaroo. A kangaroo master spawn. Its fucking back legs running like.

And they know they can scare you off, especially the bigger ones.

Why don't we think they cute a mammals?

Oh, but we like squirrels. We love squirrel.

People think squirrels are just rats. Rats with fancy cuts.

Cute is a. Is hairs on its tail away from being adorable.

Yeah, the squirrels have fluffy tail privilege. Yeah, fluffy tail.

Don't, don't rats, don't they find some rats, like, in New York, they have, like, the black plague on them and.

Oh, yeah, they have a bunch of shit, bro. There's a documentary on Netflix, rats. You've ever watched that documentary? Documentary?

Yeah, there's more rats and humans.

Well, it's not just that. It's like they test them for all these crazy diseases all over the country. All over the country. They find these rats. They test them. Just plague. They have old, horrible, ancient diseases that wipe out mankind.

Same thing.

I will tell you my rat story. When I lived in Encino, so I know Encino, so I lived in Encino, and I was renting this house, and it had a garage, and that's where I put my garbage out before I would put it outside in the morning. So I'd, you know, open my door, put my garbage out, and then I heard a bunch of rattling aRound, and I heard snap. And I go Out There, and this big fucking rat, big rat got caught in the rat trap. I was like, whoa. But I was tired. I didn't want to deal with this fucking rat. So I went to Sleep and I said, I'll deal with it in the morning. I'll throw it out. And I got up in the morning, I go out to the garage, and there's a skeleton. I mean, not even a skeleton. There's like, almost nothing left except the tail. They ate him, the other rats. The other rats ate him. I mean, they must have eaten him immediately. They must have just started eating him immediately, like instant cannibalism. And here I am, I'm renting a fucking four bedroom house in the hills on a television show.

And I'm watching National Geographic play out in my garage. Animals eating their kin after they get tricked into biting on peanut butter and get their fucking neck snapped. They're like, well, I guess we gotta eat, Harry.

I'm just. I'm just imagining the rats, like, trying their last time to free them. And they like, can't get you out.

Chuck, bro, I don't think there was.

Any chance to bring out the seasoning. No, no. God, wait a minute.

It was eerie, man. It was eerie because it was like I knew at that moment that I'm sharing. I'm pretending that I'm in this house, right? I'm pretending I'm separated from the natural world, but I'm not. I'm not. I'm in this. I'm just. I'm in this really porous house where things can get in and they burrow in. They live amongst you and they hide from you when you're around. Oh, that's one's eating the other one. Oh, no. Brains. That is feasting on the brains of their dead. I'm friend.

That's why no one fucks with rats, man.

People have pet rats.

You don't see squirrels doing that.

But here's the thing, man. If you don't feed people, they do the same thing. It's LIke, it's wild things. It's things that are living a hard life for survival. Yeah. Like, if you feed rats, they don't do that. LIke, if you have a rat, like sanctuary, you know, where you have a whole room that's filled with rats and they have plenty of food, they're like, hey, what's up? You can come up to them, pick them up, and they're not going to cannibalize each other.

Yeah, but every time I hear stories like that, I need to know, like, are those SuBURBAN rats or those rats from the street?

I think rats. It's just rats. Rats are adaptable just like pigs are. And people are. That's what I think rats are super.

Rats and roaches.

Yeah, gangster, super. But rats are weird. And like, they get the younger rats to check stuff.

That's right. When there's poison, the food, they're like, hey, if you're hungry, go try.

Yeah, they let the younger rats go, take a bite. Take a bite of that thing. Snap. Oh, look, Harry got.

Wow.

Some eat harRy. Or if they just eat them, or.

If there's poison in it, if I eat it, and they'd wait, like, it's good, let's eat it.

I see that usually you ever see those videos where they. They have like, a real sticky floor and they. One at a time, they run out and get stuck. And run out and get stuck.

That's a rat trap. It's almost like honey. Looks like honey.

Yeah, those are nasty. It's rats.

They fucking high step through that shit. They high step through like a fucking running back.

That's only for mice.

Yeah, I think for my rat.

I mean, I've never seen a rat get out of it, but I don't.

We have a rat issue in my backyard, and my girl bought one those. I'm like, dude, fucking. He's gonna fucking steamroll right through that thing.

Yeah, weird, man. The rat problems are weird. That's why people don't like coyotes. But guess what? That's the only thing that keeps those rat populations down. Really?

And hawks, it don't fuck them up.

Sure, all those things. Yeah, you're right.

We got hawks in mountain lions, if.

They can catch them. But it's me. Bobcats for sure. But something to kill those rats makes sure. Yeah, you definitely need things that eat rats. You can't just have rats.

No, I cannot fuck with this dude. Every time I see him drink out of a shoe, it makes me want.

To fucking tie to evacuate.

You gotta stop this.

He tried to drink out of my shoe. Word.

I drank out of his shoe.

I'm like, bro, I could tell you some stories about my feet that would make you stop that.

And they called a shoe, and they spit in it. I must throw up. And it was a straight lug.

This is a good fight, though, man, because Jersey Rosenstrike, he is a elite striker. And tied to ivasa is an elite striker, too. These dudes are.

I mean, he's like Derek Lewis with a good back.

He. Well, he's very skillful, man. Like, his kickboxing is very high level. He's the guy that, like. Unfortunately, he hit Francis with a couple inside leg kicks. And Francis was like, fuck this Francis.

Homer simpson him, and just ran at him like this.

We know we have pity pattern. I'm just gonna storm the gates and I think I can knock you out before you can knock me out. And he just caught him with one chance. It was bat shit, too. Like that strategy. Who does that? Wild, wild.

I mean, that's the upside to having that one punch power is you can't just ignore those.

I think it was also Francis recognizing. I don't like the way this is going like this. This staying on the outside. He's chopping on the inside. Of my leg. His timings really animosity to lead into that.

But it's weird to have a training camp and then fight like that. We don't need to even have a training camp.

You know what it is? It's just I think Francis, at the end of the day, knows all he has to do is touch you. And so it's like, fuck this. This guy kicked me again. He kicked me again.

Yeah, let's get the fuck out.

And he just launched. He's like, maybe just senses that he could just launch at this guy.

Francis has a fight coming up.

Yeah, he's fighting that dude. Dude, that Ferreira guy. That guy's big, bro.

But I do just keeps getting better and scarier.

Francis.

Yeah.

Wait, do you see this brazilian?

This brazilian's huge, dude.

Oh, no, man. That's the steep. The stipe loss, like, changed Francis in a way where it's like, he's super, super scary to me now.

Oh, he's very scary.

Did you watch the Joshua fight, though? No. All right.

Oh, you just want the boxing.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. But that's. Again, that's different.

Jamie, show that dude versus that pfl fight that they just had worse than.

I thought he would.

That's how it should go, though, versus Ryan Bader.

Did you see the last movie where he's hitting people in the nuts?

Who hit people in us?

Francis Nagano.

Oh, God.

Oh, it's so funny.

So this dude is the. The dude that Francis gonna fight. Hannah Ferrar. These jump cuts and Ferreira is. Bro, he's fucking good. That was Jamie. Jamie did that.

Okay.

Just Ryan Bader, who spent a lot of his career at 02:05 and this dude hasn't been 205 since he was eight.

Ryan Bader is an undersized heavyweight. He's a light heavyweight.

Yeah, he's a light heavyweight, but he's got success at heavyweight as he's gotten older because it helps him to not cut weight. And he's a real good fighter. But this fucking dude is so big. Look at that right hand.

Ryan caught him there, though.

Yeah, but not enough.

No, it's too light in the ass.

The thing is, it's also. It's just like, the timing of that right hand. Like, that's elite. Six, eight, grab a basket. And I've seen some of his videos from other fights, and watch how he lands his punch too. Check out this timing on this. This is fucking nice footwork for being.

His footwork ain't no punk either.

No, he's good.

Not an easy fight for not an easy fight.

That's. And there's a lot on the line. And seven people. You're coming off of a knockout. Also, unfortunately, the death of his son, which is a horrible tragedy that even.

Talk about Joe.

How could a guy, like, be completely able to prepare just emotionally, to fight when your son just died?

Nope.

That'll haunt you.

Right.

No matter how strong you are physically, no matter how strong you are mentally, your son just died. You're gonna be filled with sadness.

Yeah.

Unless you killed him.

No, he definitely didn't. Unless your son was a real piece of shit. Yeah. Like, your son was, like, a pedophile clown.

Yeah. He's, like, 27, though. This kid was three, you know?

Yeah. It's a horrible story. So it's like, this guy's got to get over that, then he's got to get over the first knockout of his career against a guy like Anthony Joshua, who's an Olympic gold medalist, in your second professional fight ever, which is so crazy. Who the fuck goes from fighting the heavyweight champion to an Olympic gold medalist two fights in a row, your first two pro fights, as crazy as it.

Is, think about who goes against the UFC, and then it actually works out for him. Never. It's never fights fury. We're like, this is insane. He's get fucking Molly whop. Pretty close. Fucking fighting one. We thought he won 31. And then with Joshua, that's when I was like, all right, man. Like, if this the reality. If we're not in a simulation, he should get starched. And that's what happened. But he made more money in those two fights than he ever did in.

MMA, might have ever been able to.

Oh, close.

Because one of the things, what, you know, hats off to the Saudis. What they're doing is incredible, because they're just saying, we have all the money. Why don't we just make these fights happen?

We want the best fight.

Hey, Terrence Crawford, do you want to fight Canelo Alvarez? Hey, Canelo Alvarez, you want to fight Terrence Crawford? Let's fucking.

That's not happening anymore, though.

What?

Doesn't want it.

This is what Canelo doesn't want to do. He doesn't want to talk about other fights, why? He's preparing for this fight that he's going to have in September.

Correct.

And so he's like, I don't talk about, like, future fights, but before I fight this dude that I have to fight.

But then that saudi sheik's, like, talking shit to Canelo, which I don't like. I don't like, little respect there. It's fucking Canelo, dude.

Yeah, but when you the chic, you ain't gotta respect, bro.

Did you see? He made Dana hold his hand. That's how you know. And I'm not talking like this. I'm talking interlocked fingers. Dana was like, fuck it.

Yeah, fuck it.

I do the same.

What do you. I do the same. What's the most of all the cultures that get handsy, that men are allowed to get handsy with you? What's the one culture? What is the one that does the most grabbing? The one does the most, like, hugging, holding on to you. You have to hug with them and walk with them. India, cuz they get real.

It's one of those countries where they don't have space. Like, you want you on the bus and.

Yeah.

So used to people touching them.

Yeah. Not girl, you don't want that.

Well, that's that. That. She was like a side piece. I liked it too.

Make you sing a Beatles song too. You know, it was.

It was such a boss move. It was such a boss move. It wasn't gay, you know?

You watching that damn transfer is at 35%. You're like, I'm. I'll put my hand in this nigga pocket until. This should get it 100.

I have a choice. Give him my hand or give him my head.

It's amazing what you can get done with a lot of. Of money. Yeah, everybody just sort of shuts the fuck up pretty much. Except Canelo's kind of like, you know, you gotta. Gotta do it my way.

It's cause he said you can do.

Anything with money but get somebody to love you.

Yep.

Yeah.

Elon. Elon can hold my hand anytime he wants.

I'd love. I'll let him know. Tell him I'll call him right now.

I'll hold Elon's pocket like one finger.

Just mopping around with him.

Jarzinho, this fight's not gonna go long. If it does, it's gonna be a bad fight.

Oh, it's gonna be a wild fight for sure. Look, Tai Tuvas has never been in a boring fight his fucking life. Like, that dude knows one way. Like, let's fucking go. That guy literally should have let's fucking go tattooed on his chest.

How's he so dry? Don't they. Don't they warm up in the.

Some guys don't.

Some guys warm up a little bit, you know, they just get ready ashy nipples.

That's what I was gonna. Yeah, you said it.

He doesn't look that dry. I'm not him.

The black.

Oh, Jarzinho.

Yeah.

Watch when they go, when they go back to.

I like he looks like he just walked out of a volcano.

Doing this shoeing.

Literally like he just got rescued out.

Of a fire drinking agave off a flip flop. Jesus Christ. Let's go. Let's go. Mark Garnett, that's a thing that becomes the mothership.

He's like fucking volcano.

Hey Mike.

Fucking volcano.

There is a thing though about I think Jarzinho, what you're seeing.

He's ashy from the shoulders.

Tattoos, brother. It's tattoos. Yeah, yeah.

No, they're talking about roses.

You talking about roses, truck? Oh, you got tattoos on his chest. Are those tattoos? Doesn't he have.

You can't say bright, Brian, do you hear me? I called him ashy scary.

Oh my God. Those tattoos that ty has are the most painful apparently. They, that's those tapping style.

Fuck that, bro.

But they do it that ancient way where they tap it in with a wooden.

Six years.

Yeah, like look at it. It's all over his body, his legs.

Yeah.

It goes up to his ass.

You gotta be a crazy motherfucker to get that done.

Have you seen these things out now? Like what the rich athletes are doing is they're getting, they're getting put under and getting their full body.

That's a motion posted that. Oh that's some. Oh shit.

That's fucking post Malone did that. Oh post. I think he just went out for like 8 hours.

But light.

Now this God damn host is that. Find out. That's true. I thought it was a good idea if you, if you don't mind being knocked unconscious by doctors.

That's just so dangerous.

I'm not really interested in that.

These is nothing worse for you.

It's definitely not good for you.

Yeah, I don't about.

Yeah, Rosino Jarzinho definitely has tattoos. Some bobby green style tattoos.

No, you know, honestly I think he just got shimmery skin.

Well, let's not talk about these things. Let's talk about the fight itself. Ties being. Look how fucking patient tai tuivas is.

Respected.

Yeah.

What that is, that's respect for the power.

It's also like he's sort of like, you know, he's had some losses where he got caught and so he's, you know, figured out what, what went wrong in the serial gone fight.

Calculated.

Yeah. A little more calculated fight a little smarter. And then, you know, when shit gets wild, you know, he's gonna throw.

It's in his DNA, man, like, you can only be controlled for so long. Then he just has that fucking Maui warrior, and it'll come out, which also.

Leads to a lot of chaos. Right.

He wins, especially at heavyweight.

Yeah, yeah.

That overhand right from Rosenstruck could be a very serious problem.

He's fucking good, man. And he's. Look at that timing of, like, moving away from that low kick.

He's got that Derek Lewis power, man.

Oh, but he's the one who split Alistair over him's face open. You ever see that? No. That's the craziest picture in all of MMA damage. He hit Alistair with a looping right hand and caught him on the face. Ripped his lip clear open to his nose. Yeah, that's at the end of the fight. There was like a few seconds left in the fight, and he leaps and catches him with a hook, like, on the face. Busts his mouth open. It was crazy.

You know the most brutal knockout when over him got knocked out by Francis.

Yes.

It was like a Looney tune uppercut. And his neck goes.

Definitely the most brutal.

Look at that.

Yeah. Yeah, that's his lip. That was his lip when Jorginho broke his face open. That's crazy. Mandy, that looks like hamburger meat. Back in the old days, he would just have a list for the rest of his life. They wouldn't even sew that shit up.

You think that's more brutal than the. Than the flying knee from. From game bread?

Oh, against.

That's good. That's arguable. That's arguable. Good point. Yeah.

You know what the difference is? You know, they're both brutal. But remember, Al sovereign was a k one world champion striker, right fucking neck, right, and the uppercuts so brutal. Like, cuz Ben's down, he's shooting, and you see that flying knee so fast. It's definitely one, one a, one b. That fucking over, that uppercut over him. Eight from. And it's Francis from downtown, just fucking.

No doubt.

Boom, bro.

How much would you have loved to see Saucy over him versus Francis? Saucy? The old days. The good old times, before there was sophisticated drug testing. The good old times, like when Alistair, over him, fought Brock Lesnar.

Can you imagine, Saucy Francis, that he wouldn't make weight?

Saucy Francis wouldn't make weight. Notice Francis cuts weight on the natchifies.

Upper limit.

No, 265 is the limit.

265 is the limit.

No fatties. No fatties in UFC. No fatty. There's not enough.

So dumb.

They'll never be a UFC butter bean?

No, sir.

But the thing is there could be, and this is my thought. My thought is there should be no limitation for the heavyweight division. And just open it wide open and have a 225. Have a mid division.

I would have fought at 225 because I'd weigh in around 234. I was always smaller. Smaller.

And then there's these guys, like, semi Schultz, who's like 7ft tall, 300 pounds.

You have a guy like stipe or. Yeah, Dos Santos. Me, like, also around 232, 40, fighting two c. 25 pound weight difference.

Big difference.

Real 25.

Yeah.

When it's muscle, you're fucked.

So they can't do a super heavy weight.

They should just do a heavyweight. Like, instead of, like, making another 1265 and above, because there is not enough. It's like we were talking about the talent pool. Like, the talent pool in the heavyweight division is not nearly as deep as, like, the 155 pound division because there's a lot of dudes who weigh 155 that are elite fighters. Not a lot of dudes at 265 that are elite fighters.

Also, if you're two, let's say you're 226 and overdose in your athletic. You ain't fighting for a living. You're playing the NFL, right? You play, you're making more attractive options.

That aren't gonna give you the real.

Damage, that are big, aren't going to.

See, especially if you're tall. Like, why would you do this to yourself when you just fucking shoot threes?

Yeah, basketball.

I want to wear a fur coat, bitch, but drive a Bugatti, get my fucking face kicked on tv.

Too big.

That. So it's like, it's hard for that. You have to be a crazy person to want to do this and then.

Or have no options, but that when.

When you are a crazy person that's also an elite athlete, look how far you go.

Correct.

You know, you think about, like, some of the guys that are in the UFC now. Like, now that it's, like, becoming a choice for, like, young athletes. They're like, they realize you can actually get famous. And that, like, suits you more than, like, playing a sport.

It's a. It's a weird trade because, yeah, you might be more famous and recognizable, but you're not get the same money.

True.

And, you know, but if you don't guaranteed money, like, if you don't give.

A fucked about this other sports, like, if you're a kid, right, and you're growing up and you, you know, your brother gets into Muay Thai and you start doing muay Thai and you start fucking people up and muay Thai. And you want to learn wrestling and do MMA, like, you don't give a fuck who's winning the basketball game. You're interested in Muay Thai. You're interested in fucking people up.

Yeah.

That's what you're gonna pursue.

Yeah.

You know, it just.

You're not gonna have a ton of friends.

Most of those guys don't come through a competitive athletic background like a high school program, you know, some sort of, you know, college program.

It's also not encouraged, though, right? Because you're not gonna go to college, get an education if you're fucking kicking dudes in the face, right. So parents aren't encouraging it.

And both of these cats we're looking at right now been flatlined on tv in front of the world. Both these guys, nobody wants that, right? So you have to be a special type of person that can take getting Kod in front of the world like Jarzinho did, and bounce back with no problems at all.

But also, think about it. If you're 265 pounds. Yeah. There's, again with. With fighting. It's so tough. There's just no avenue really, either. So parents aren't going to encourage it.

No.

So who would you say is the best athlete at heavy right now? I'll tell you, I think at heavyweight. The dude that John Zero gun.

Yes.

A very good athlete. He's very. He's so light on his feet.

I think Tom Abs knows it's good.

That's good possibility to tie. Just caught him, huh? Yeah. Oh, see, now ties gonna turn it on. So this is like patient ties out the window. And now it's wild tie.

It's also like he's a race car burning, you know, race fuel. That bitch is good. Run out fast.

What's also. He heard him, so now he knows he heard him. And he's got LC. He's pressing. He got count. He got countered there, though. Charging, you know, is good, man.

Look, Ty is a fucking chance.

And what a chain he's got. He takes an incredible shot, but it's like, you just can't get reckless with Jarzinho. He's very polished.

I always think, too, if you're, like, on the bigger end, like Ty, you should get stomach tattoos. It looks so much better.

I think also maybe smile Derek Lewis.

That he doesn't have Derek Lewis power, because that was Derek Lewis would have finished.

No, no, no. Nobody has Derek.

Nobody has most knockouts. And heavy. Oh, blasted. There he got, bro.

Derek has the kind of power that Francis was hesitant to exchange with them. Yeah, Derek will put you to sleep. He puts everybody to sleep. That Curtis blades knockout, when he hit him with that uppercut, dude. Yeah. The Volkov fight. He's losing the fight. And we were just saying that he can knock him out with any punch and then boom. And then he says, I had to knock that motherfucker out for Donald Trump. Yeah, he likes to hurt people, derek.

Oh, yeah, he's a really good dude.

He's a great guy. He doesn't like you do. He would like to fuck you up. Yeah. And he didn't have no problem with that. No problem.

You own it. You ever follow his instagram? It's just.

Oh, yeah, people getting hurt. He's okay.

Yeah. You know he drives the fucking lamborghini.

Yeah.

Small one, though. Not like the ventidor is a hurricane.

Hurricanes a badass car, man.

It's not meant for big guys. Like, I can't fit in.

Oh, he can't fit in it.

No, fuck not. He must have specially heard himself.

Oh. Oh, shit. I. Oh, ty hurt his knee or something. Yeah, it looked like he hurt something after that kick. Like he was in pain, man.

And he stepped back.

Yeah, man, he stepped back like limping in agony. What happened?

Oh, his knees fucked up. Look at him.

Something's wrong.

Yeah.

Fuck. What happened?

Boys are swinging. This is what we wanted, though. But this car.

I was just barely walking a few steps ago. Look at him now. What a fucking animal. Dude. Something happened. I wish we could hear the commentary because I feel we're gonna see in the lower corner. I think it was a check, man. I think he checked it. Nope.

Oh, it's. Oh, my God. The ankle, it's broke. Do you see that? It was bent.

No, no, no. I don't think so, bro.

Cuz I'm so big. You couldn't walk on it.

I think when he threw that kick, he fucked up his left knee. I. If I can, I see that. I can't see it again or they.

Hit one of those nerves, you know? I'm saying, I don't think it didn't look.

It's hard because it's that little square. But what it looked like to me was like a lot like the aspinall thing. Like when he threw the kick in, the supporting leg gave out.

Not as bad, though, because he's. Whatever. So if it was. If there was structural damage, there's no way he.

I think he, like, he might have like, hyperextended.

There's two bones there, right?

I don't think it's a bone thing, dude. I think he threw a kick and I think his left leg gave out. I think his supporting leg gave out because sometimes when you throw a kick, if you're not pivoting enough, you put all the pressure on your knee. I actually blew my ACL out kicking the bag when I was 21, so I know the the injury specifically, I don't know, turn. Yeah, but that's like a lot of times that's what happens to guys is they'll blow out the supporting leg. That's what aspinall, when he threw a kick, he blew out his support, right, didn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's gonna, that's gonna mess with his, uh, with his lateral move.

It all depends on what actually happened. Like, I can't tell what happened because he doesn't look like he's Olympic. Yeah, we could lit know OC look wiggled a little bit there. He might have a torn ACL.

Cuz like when he tries to move to the side, that's when he feels it.

He might have a torn ACL. But let me tell you something. There's dudes fighting in the UFC at a high level that have torn acls.

Well, that don't have one.

They don't have it at all. They've torn. Completely torn. I know for a fact I don't want to give them up, but I know to two dudes completely.

NFL career without one.

Rico Rodriguez was the UFC heavyweight champion. Yeah, torn acouse. Rico was like one of the first Machado black belts.

You can manage it. Like, I've had a torn meniscus since I was an ultimate fighter.

But it's beautiful.

Yeah, but meniscus is a different thing because it's not structural.

I'm just saying you can, you can deal with it.

You can deal with it.

There's certain ones you can deal with. Like MCL can be tough.

But the thing about the ACL that's a real problem is it's the stability, you know, because it wiggles around a lot. So there's a lot of guys, they strengthen their hamstrings, they do a yde, but it's never the same as here it is, here it is. So let's see what happened. So. Oh, so DC's doing our play by play. Let's see. They might not even cover.

They have to. It's a big deal.

I would certainly ask. Oh, look at that. Rosenstrike left hand. Oh. Oh, dude, he hit him with some combinations. Okay, there it is. See left leg. Watch. Yep. Supporting leg. Oh, maybe not.

Nope.

Maybe hurt that right foot.

Or he hit his foot top. The top of his foot on his knee.

It could have been either one. It's hard to say because he was bobbling around on the left leg. That's what it looked like to me. But maybe he would. DC would know better because he could listen to the corner.

It looks like you just hurt his foot either way.

Seems okay now. He seems okay now. Yeah, like he's not walking bad at all now.

If it was ACL, structural, his big ass.

Yeah, but dudes have blown acls out and kept fighting. I know multiple guys who have fought. They blew their knee out. But TJ Dill show when he fought. When he beat sandhagen, right? Same thing. Blew out his ACL super early in the fight about.

How about that motorcycle accident? He didn't have like a quad.

Yeah.

Wrestle.

I'm so fucking pumped for this main event.

I really hope is he wins. I kind of need him to win.

Dude, I'm telling you, drick is a puzzle that's tough to solve. His timing is so weird.

Strickland kind of figured it out, though.

I thought Strickland beat him, but listen.

You know, he reminds me of is that dude. Remember when Izzy fought a cannadier cannon earn? He reminds me of him where he's like just that kind of unorthodox bull in the china. Always for bigger guy.

Jared is the only guy that's fought successfully and had Kos at heavyweight, light heavyweight, and middleweight. Jared is as big as you can get to be one of dog. He's finally getting a good fight again. I thought that last fight was bullshit. They stopped that fight. That was one of the worst. Premature studied Jared Cannon ears.

They gave him a good fight.

I was. I was so scared. I was. That was when I was real scared is he was gonna lose.

That dude he fought, though, is very fucking good, that abuse guy.

Yeah, very.

Who do know? Who was it? No, it wasn't him. Who was it that Jared Cannonier just lost to?

Definitely no tattoos.

It wasn't a boost. It was another guy. That other guy.

That's really russian cat.

Yes. What's that? Is it emo mauv?

Yes. Savage.

He's fucking good. But who?

They gave cannon eras a good fight.

Yes. From Brazil. That dude's a bad mother. They said it was ties toe he might have broken. Oh, he broke his toe.

Toe we can work with.

Damn it. How long is that fight? It's a while from now. How long is that fight Wednesday for next.

Go to Eva.

They pulled out. Out. Jared pull out.

Oh, no. He's saying tied to Vasa's toe, not Jared.

Tai to Ivasa. Broke his toe. Oh, I thought you're saying Jared Cannon near broke his toe. Oh. Oh, so that's what it was in that fight. That's interesting.

Yeah, he hit it right on the top of the knee.

That's a terrible fucking injury.

Which toe?

Probably the big one.

Those injuries suck so hard.

He only like big toe turf toe.

You ever had turf toe?

Mmm.

You ever broken your.

Your big toe?

You know, there's nothing that they're just like, yeah, we're sandals.

They don't do anything. I fucked it up real bad once, though, and I broke the top of my foot, like here on an elbow. Fuck, yeah.

There's nothing you do. They put in a split.

Yeah, an ingrown toenail. Fucking terrible.

No, punk. Yeah. Yeah.

I have a lump on one of my feet that still hurts every time I do yoga because I don't have to lay it flat because it's. It would. It broke and it lifted up, you know, every time I have the lay flat on it. That broken ass bone, like, they won't.

Do nothing for your. For your coccis either.

You ever know? What your cocks. You broke your dick.

No, no, no.

You're toxic.

The smallest bone in your spine is all the way at the bottom, right between the butt cheeks, bro.

Like a tailbone.

Yeah.

I don't even think I have one of those. About that.

Oh, it's probably gone.

I bet. I don't even have it.

But if you crack it, you just gotta.

Yeah, the tailbone, they don't do anything for.

It never heals, right.

Yeah.

Brendan shop. How many times you think you've been kicked in the nuts?

Not many.

No.

Gonzaga kicked me. That's about it.

What about in training?

Not. Not a ton.

Really?

Oh, man.

Wow.

Just rare.

It's never too late. Let's get the party started.

One of the things that I'm amazed in MMA is why more dudes don't wear those tires cups. Those steel tie cups.

What do you mean?

You can wear a steel cup, which I think is crazy. It's crazy. You could wear a tie. Fighters and they fight, they wear a steel cup. So they have this steel thing that sucks around your balls and your dick and they tie it down with ropes. It goes up your ass like a g string. It's not about comfortable. It's about like, protect your fucking dick and your ball. That's why I don't wear from Matt. But here's the thing, man. It's a little. You remember Amir Renovardi?

Yeah.

Amir Anna Vardy was training with us at legends, and one time he mounted me and he got me in the grapevine and stuck his. His metal dick. His metal dick here. He sternum. Painful. I was like, dude, this is hard.

But Joe think it's also advantage to. With arm bars.

Oh, huge leverage point.

Huge.

So with arm bars, it's like having a rock to bend a person's arm off of.

Yeah.

Instead of it. And also, like, it hurts to put it against your dick. That's the dirty truth about armbars. If you have an arm bar and your nut is in the wrong spot, like, if you're pulling some dude's elbow down your nuts in the wrong spot, you don't have a cup on.

Crushing.

Fucking hurts, dude. It hurts while you're getting an armbar.

So you're saying these dudes, don't they wear no cups at all?

No, no, they were have to wear cups.

They were the plastic.

But there's an op. Well, the. I think the best cup for training is those diamond MMA cups. Those are the shit because they figured out the perfect thing with compression shorts and this, like, really hard plastic, but like, soft outer area where it, like, settles in to, like. Exactly.

The problem with those is they move around a lot, but these don't. Those diamond ones don't.

But the difference of the steel one is the steel ones a fucking weapon. If somebody kicks you in the nuts, you're kicking a chunk of metal.

Downside, you're in a thong, though, the entire fight.

I don't mind. I would. I would 100% take that. If someone kicks me and they hit iron.

Yeah, I feel you.

You great.

And if you can mount someone and do what Amir did to me, like drive that.

I didn't wear a cup when I trained. I didn't give a fuck.

I thought, that's crazy. Yeah, I thought about that. When I saw that. I was like, that is like everybody. Kenny Florian used to wear one.

Are you allowed to grab that rope?

No, no, that's the other thing. Why does anybody wear shorts? Why don't. Why everybody wear ten days?

I know. I agree.

Why is. How many fights is a guy complaining? Because we should have fucking shorts. Yeah. You know, they've. Anderson Silva figured that shit out a long time ago. We're tights.

So did pro wrestling.

Why do you want some shit where someone can grab. Have some shit where no one can grab.

It has to be like, you know, a gay thing, right?

Yeah. Fucking peace hang.

No, I think you old school, like Vitor, Belfast, Vander Lake going.

I'd wear a thigh like Bert Chrysler at the pool. Yeah. Yo, you ever see Dennis Alexio fight?

No.

Dennis Alexio was a kickboxer. Used to fight in a grass skirt.

Oh, damn. It was a bad motherfucker. You'd have to be, dude, he was good.

This is the early days. See if you can find Jamie. Find Dennis Alexio. Ko highlight. He was actually in kickbox with Jean Claude Van Damme. He was the brother that died. Oh, killed the brother. He has to avenge his brother. That was Dennis elbow to the back.

What country is that?

Oh, he got paralyzed, right?

Paralyzed, that's right.

This is Dennis Alexio, bro. Dennis Alexio was a fucking beast, dude. Nasty kickboxer.

He's the real deal.

Oh, dude, he was nasty. But you got to see how he fights. He fights with a grass skirt on. Look, he's head kicking dudes with a grass skirt on. You know, wild.

Those big, like, palm leaf trees, bro.

He was vicious, too, man. Vicious ko artist. And this is the early. He was just a wild man. Just decided to wear a grass skirt.

He was pretty good in that movie.

He was good. He was a good kickboxer, though. Dude. In the early days when, you know, kickboxing, like, was still evolving, they were still. They were starting the leg kick, and he was, like, one of the first guys that was, like, the victim of leg kicks. Don the dragon fucked him up with leg kicks. That. This is that fight right here. This is like, they're showing him beating Don up, but Don beat him up with leg kicks. And ultimately, that was the big factor in this fight. That was just what we're seeing here is just highlights. But Don was, like, one of the first of the american kickboxers. Rick Rufus was the first that figured out, like, the value of leg kicks. But this guy, Dennis Alexio Mandev, imagine getting your ass kicked by doing a grass skirt. Damn. Everything changed. When the ties came over to America, when that thai dude fought Rick Rufus, everything changed. Everybody was like.

It's like when black guys got into baseball, you know, babe Ruth thought he's the shit. And then a cuban guy's like, let me see that thing, bro.

Have you ever seen that video? The most the day kickboxing change? Like, the most. I think it's called the most important fight in kickboxing. And it's. It's Rick Rufus versus this tie. Guy, and it's Ty. Rick Rufus catches him in the beginning, man. He rocks him. He has this dude fucked up. He was hitting him with, like, jumping hook kicks and shit. He had this dude fucked up. But the Thai guy survived, and the Thai guy just kept chopping at his legs. Chopping at his legs.

And Americans didn't do leg kicks.

They didn't know what it was. They thought it was cheap. We thought it was a cheap thing to do. Like, what are you kicking them on the shin, you little fairy?

Oh, kicking legs now?

Yeah. It was an insane fight. How many things fight that changed the world of MMA? And it's true, because this guy that was fighting Rick Rufus, his brother Duke Rufus, is one of the greatest MMA coaches of all time, ever. So Duke Rufus, who was also world champion kickboxer, he kind of learned about the kickboxing game from his brother getting lit up by this tie guy. It changed everybody's perception of, like, what.

Effective and Thai guys were hitting trees.

Look at this, man. Look at it. He just starts chopping at those legs, and he just. Rick didn't understand how to protect them, so he just thought he would just keep hitting him with, like, jump spinning back kicks and shit. But now he's on rubber legs, man.

And he has those fancy ass pants on.

And that tie dude has been kicking tires since he was six. So this is early. This is early. He heard him bad. He heard him bad. Rick Rufus was really good, man. You have to understand, like, to us, like, Rick Rufus was our representative, flashy kickboxing style. Well, he heard him again. Drops him again, beating his ass. But this taiji's probably had 200 fucking fights, and he knows how to survive. Showing this promos for the sphere event right now. Oh, the promos for the sphere.

Most expensive event.

Anybody who's a fan of striking should watch that fight, because this fight changed our understanding of what's effective in MMA, because Rick Rufus was as good as it gets for a guy who kicks above the waist. And we realized, like, oh, my God, leg kicking is gigantic because you never had enough super, super elite, above the waist kickboxer. Fight a muay Thai guy before that. Change the game. Change the game, change the game.

Think about all the things that dudes that were, like, good for us, that we. That we didn't do because it was gay. People like, oh, cardio's gay.

I know nutrition's gay.

Tell your kids you lose things gay.

How about Lomachenko? His dad tells him to learn how to dance for two years. Can't box for two years. I want you to learn traditional ukrainian dance.

In Ukraine, you got your kid dancing and dancing.

Did it work?

Yeah. Yeah. It's footwork all time. Not even.

There's not even a close time gold medalist.

Like, this great foot. Like, Parnell Whitaker had great footwork. Floyd Mayweather had great Jones. But nobody had that kind of footwork. His kind of footwork. It's a dance. It's a dance. He's dancing with you, and he's moving in a way that you can't keep up. You're not gonna be able to. You can't move that way. You know, you can't move the way he does. And his dad was right. I mean, it's so hard to tell a kid to do that, to abandon it, but there's, like, certain years off, like, judo, right? Like, here's the thing. If you learn judo when you're a kid, you learn judo when you're, like, six years old, and then you get to be, like, 25. You've been doing judo your whole life. Like, you can do things that my body can't move that way. It just can't move that way because I never grew up doing that. But if you grow up doing that, you could. He grew up moving his feet in a way that you can't keep up with. And he's like, in front of you, you're throwing a punch. Then he's over here, and he's punching you, and you're going to turn towards him.

And now he's over here, and you're missing here, and he's popping you with an uppercut. He's behind you, pushing you into the ropes, teeing off on you in a combination.

Angles you're not used to. You heard TJ Dillashaw went to his camp to work with him.

Yeah.

And was like, yeah. He's just like Tommy toying around with me. At first he's like. And I was going pretty hard, and the next he turned on, he's like, bro, the angles, the moot. Like, I would swing. He's gone.

Yeah. TJ was like. He wanted to. He could really fuck me up, and he was really happy. Didn't.

That UFC. No che. And then it's. But it's presented by the Saudis. It's confusing, right?

Well, it's. It's Riyadh season is doing a bunch of different events, and so they're a part of this. No che UFC, because it's such a. This is a completely unique experience. This is not just the fights on the screens is going to be the history of mexican combat sports. So it's this crazy multimedia experience. So they brought in Riyadh season. Look, I'm.

Can you watch it from the street?

No, man.

I bet on the outside.

No, Helen.

It has something.

It's gotta have someone else.

Does it have something in the office?

Gonna have that design of the UFC thing just.

You can't get it for free. How many haters are gonna be out there?

Go live stream in the wall?

Yeah.

Hell, no.

Maybe they should maybe show you the replays of the knockouts or whatever.

I'm excited to see what.

It's on Twitter already.

That thing is. That thing is hard.

Like, why wouldn't they put whatever they put online? Why they just put it on the dome?

It takes, like, 2010, $20 million minimum just to make the design to put on the outside.

It's the most extended. They're only doing it once. It's gonna be super special. They're never going back.

I think they said they've already spent $19 million. Dana said this would be a one and done event they'll never do.

Not worth it, Apex.

By the way, I don't believe that shit for a second.

No, once you. It's actually worth it to continue to do things at the sphere because it costs so much money for the technology and to put your stuff into it.

But they don't make.

Listen.

But that's why everybody that's doing it does residencies and not just one offs.

Yeah.

Literally, to transfer your files into their thing. It's vast sums of money.

Guarantee the UFC goes back.

Listen to me.

Yeah.

If Trump wins, they're going back.

Hell, yeah.

If Trump. Trump wins. Really? They're gonna do one at the sphere?

They're going back. That's gonna at least be an annual american car.

Mexican Independence Week is a brilliant marketing move.

Oh, it's great. But, you know, Canelo's fighting is on the same day.

Yeah, that's his weekend.

Where's he at? T mobile.

Yeah.

So he's at T Mobile in there at the sphere. Yeah. Yeah.

I can tell you which one. Yeah. I mean, Canelo does well, but then.

They don't even do that much for Mexicans in Texas.

The thing about the Canelo fight is it's for sure going to take some of the steam off of the Canelo fight. I want to see that anytime. Look, I think Canelo is one of the greatest of all time.

He's only fair to watch.

I want to see that guy fight until he's done.

I'd like to fight Benavidez. You also get why he's not this young lion. Bigger. He's like, what, pay me 200 mil? No, he's like, all right. I have nothing to gain from it.

Well, he's. At this end of his career stage know, like, he's. He's basically. He wants to collect that big money, and that's a smart thing. Smart thing. Also, like, the b vol fight was a little bit of a wake up call. I think that those 175 pounders, especially B Vol, he's super skillful and younger and less damage and all the above, you know? But I like, I want to see Cornell Canel versus Crawford. Honestly, that's what I want to see. And I know Crawford, you know, he's only won the title at 54 and 60. Eight's another giant jump above that. I know, I get it. But I just think that guy's so fucking slick and so good, so talented, and he'll rise to that fight and knowing that he's going to be fighting a guy like Canelo, that's a legend, and this is his chance to put the big stamp on his career.

And if he wins that fight, it's no arguing he to go.

But that's the problem with boxing. They don't do it.

Yeah, but the Saudis can do that. That. I think they can make that happen with the right money. It doesn't there. It's monopoly money, man. They see, it's fun coup box for those folks.

Boxing is the argument against UFC fighters having more power.

Yes, correct, right, correct.

It's weird that way.

Yeah.

How so?

Because it. Because they can pick and choose the fights they want to do.

Right, but that's a smart thing to do for your career.

That's what I'm saying. But it's not the entertaining thing to do always.

It's like, it's also not the right.

I think the Saudis are the solution to that. They come along with the chatter. Let's go. Tyson Fury, you want to fight Francis Segado? His first fight ever.

We see him in UFC.

Right.

He's gonna let you do that.

This fighter start getting to the point where they can pick the fights they want, then they didn't, then they pick a bad fight.

Yeah, you can't say that because that's. Some guys like Izzy never did that.

True.

You know, Robert Whitaker doesn't do that. Robert Whittaker will literally fight anybody anytime. He really will. He'll take any fight they offer a fight. I might a fucking fighting. Yeah, he'll fucking do it.

But the caveat with. With his argument, the one guy actually made life changing money. I'm talking, like, boxing money. Like Canelo's mcGregor. He made his money fight. He made in boxing.

Right, right.

But he did come. He did fight who he wanted to see him fight. Want to see him fight.

That's Khabib. Khabib first.

Well, but keep. We don't want to fight him.

Well, no, the first fight. Oh, that was the Khabib fight.

Yeah.

And then Dustin was after that. The Khabib fight was. That was the big one because that was. We would. We're going to find out who's the best, because when you. When you see the Eddie Alvarez fight, you see the cowboy fight, when Conor's on, you know, look, it's hard to say where he's at now with the injury and all that jazz, but I like to look at fighters the same way I like to look at BJ Penn when I talk about his career. I always tell everybody, if you want to take into account all the greatest fighters that have ever lived, you have to look at BJ Penn during a very specific run during the Sean Shermandhe, Joe Daddy Stevenson. BJ Penn was one of the baddest motherfuckers that ever lived during that time. It's just. You can't sustain that. It's just. It's just your body, your brain, everything. It just. It's too hard. Fador in his prime, unstoppable. Fador that fought croak, hop, fad, all that fought. No guerra, unstoppable. There's. There's a time when a fighter is in Silva.

Yeah, run.

You got to look at him there. That's how you have to look.

Yeah. That's the only way I look at silver.

Run might be the greatest of them.

No, Anderson Silva's run was magic.

I mean, I'm just about the way he dominated almost everyone.

Yes and no. The argument be Izzy. Yeah, Izzy's runs pretty fucking impressive.

They're very close. But Anderson had more division, more victories in the division. But Anderson also had a thing that he was doing to people where it looked like he was doing magic. He was doing magic on you. Like when he ko'd V tour. I remember Eddie Bravo and I having a conversation about this. He was like, can you front kick someone in the face? And I was like, you can, but I don't recommend. I was like, I don't recommend it. I don't. I don't. I've never done it. Kicked a lot of people in the face. I never front kicked anybody in the face.

Spartan kicked.

Meanwhile, who teaches him how to do it? Allegedly, Steven Seagal.

Fuck off.

He's like, I told him to do that kick. And so Anderson not just front kicks a dude in the face, but front kicks one of the greatest, one of the most vicious of all time. Vitor Belfort, one of the most greatest ko artists in the history of the sport. If you look at highlight reels of Kos, Vitor Belfort has starched so many people.

And that was trT vitor, too.

No, that was not TRT Vitor. It was not. It was pre trt V tour. He becomes TRT v tour after that. He gets my favorite. If you look at the vitor in that fight, he looks like Vitor, who played football in college, but now he works at the steel mill. But he don't look like the vitor that fought Luke Rockwell, who had muscles on his teeth. Yeah.

Knocking dudes eyes out, bro.

He was insane. So confident. Like basically a silverback gorilla.

Yeah. I saw Bruce Buffers brother, wasn't he? Michael buffer.

Michael.

I saw him do it. He. He announced the last. The last Crawford fight, man.

He's.

He's like 90. Yeah, the popping. And he doesn't say, let's get ready to rumble no more.

He doesn't know.

He says something.

It depends on the network. He gets paid. And he. That's why Bruce Buffer does all the work. He does every fight.

Bruce is a different animal, though. Bruce is our guy. Listen to this. Give me. Give me some of this. Give me some, Bruce. Give me some, Bruce. Here, let me hear this motherfucker.

Trying to get some volume, dog.

I don't care. I want to hear some volume. This dude's giving me goosebumps, like a hundred times.

He's.

When he says notorious.

And when he gets in there and Alex.

And they got that lighting right now, they've made some.

What do they do if something happens to him?

Nobody does what he does.

He does real.

Give me a little volume. Give me a little volume. Keep that volume on a little bit in the background. That get us in trouble.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. YouTube's real.

YouTube's tougher than ever, bro.

Dan Hardy's going hard with tattoos lately.

I hope Dan. I hope Hooker wins this fight.

So I say Dan harding. I did, by the way. Shout out to Dan Hardy. Dan Hardy's got some good breakdowns. The war room. You ever listen his breakdowns on YouTube? Very, very intelligent.

Lizard brain.

Full reptile.

Yeah, I love that shit.

Lizard brain. Lizard brain might be better.

Lizard Brain media. Yeah, I like hooker, man, bro.

Dan Hooker. People have to remember Dan Hooker went blow for blow with Dustin Poirier in his prime. It was a fight where it was like, really a toss up at the end of it. And Dustin, Dustin wind up with the decision, but it was a fucking war.

This is such a tough matchup.

And then he had the Chandler fight where he just got caught. Chandler's little fucking pit bull trying to make his, you know, his opening statement. And he made it with a fucking double exclamation point. But Dan Hooker is really good, dude. Really good. Super skillful. Well, he's just fucking super skill and tough as nails, dude. He broke his arm in the last fight. Didn't say a word. Kept punching the dude with it. Yeah, I talked to him afterwards. Oh, this is just a scratch, Mike.

He's a beast.

It's like, what's going on your arm?

He's one of my faves.

But Gameron, his wrestling is top of.

The food chain matchup for Hooker.

Not necessarily, man, because Hooker's knees, they're so dead. Oh, Gamma Ross catching him with punches. Hooker's knees are such a danger when you're shooting because they come with no telegraph. And he's got great hip flexibility. Like the way he can throw that front kick to the body. So smooth. He is like, the way he moves his legs is very. It's. It's. It's very effective, especially with the knees up the middle.

Does he fight south Paul?

He fights you both ways. You can switch it up.

Hooker went from no tattoos to just a ton of tattoos. And I guarantee.

Oh, there's Gamerock. Gamera got the. Got the takedown. Oh, no, no. Amazing fucking keeping balance, man. Amazing balance. Yeah, look, Joker got his whole legs tattooed now too.

Legs fucking hurt, man.

Okay, let's even get up. He's getting up.

Use the cage.

Well, they knew what was coming, right? If you're taking a fight with a guy like Gamerott, who's like one of the most smothering guys in the division.

Cut his eye to pray with a headbutt of it.

That is a problem. The headbutts and these, like, closed cringe. There's some of them a little on purpose. A little bit.

Look what Khabib started, bro.

You know, I mean, you look what Khabib does. But, like, they're all. There's so many guys like that now. Yeah. That have that style. It's such an effective style.

He didn't do it. I thought he was gonna. I thought he's gonna, like, wrap his legs up with his legs.

This is big, man. Khabib Dan Hooker getting up to his feet is very big. Oh, he just landed a right hand.

Oh, drop them. Oh, that's tight. That's tight. Tight, tight, tight.

Oh, good defense. Good defense by hooker. Very nice. Butterfly. Control posture. Get those butterflies going. Clear your cobwebs. Damn, Cameron. Smothering, smothering. Sometimes a referee would just stop.

Yeah, they will. You just keep punching if they're not landing the rest.

Yeah, but, but then there's the problem. If he dumped out his gas tank trying to make it happen, it didn't happen.

That's what you have to hope for. For Hooker.

Mm hmm.

Yeah.

It's only three rounds, but Hooker's so tough, man. He's so also, he's, like, felt the sting of these, like, disappointing losses, and.

He'S like, today off, right?

Right? Yeah, just off, but still, like, think about Oliveira, man. Right. Oliveira was off for a long time and then put it all together.

True.

I'm, you know, I'm not counting Dan Hooker out, man. Look at this. He's back up to his feet again.

Hooker's as tough as they come, dude.

He's back up to his feet. This is big. Cause Gameron emptied the gas tank trying to stop him.

Yep. Hooker needs to go to work and not get caught, man.

He looks good, dude.

He does.

Oh, and Gamero looks like he's slowing down a little bit. Look, he emptied out a lot of energy trying to finish that fight there.

F camera. Oh, we got clipped. Let's go, Hooker.

Come on. 40 seconds.

And then goes, bro dad.

Ogre Dan. Ok, let's go.

Here we go.

There you go.

Oh, that's a sloppy, sloppy shot.

Don't give.

Oh, you should keep moving and not do this now. Keep moving.

Yeah, keep moving. Don't let him get your leg, man. But he's what he wants to punish him. I think he feels he's fatigued.

Yeah, I think Gamera, I think he's.

Fatiguing reverse realizes it.

Let's go.

Come on, Dan Hooker. Come on, Dan Hooker. Let's go.

Come on. Little kick up the middle here. Oh, he just looked at the clock.

There's a blonde chinese lady and Gamera.

Bro, Cameron, he's tough as shit. He took some shots. Both of them. Both of them do this.

Cardinal been fucking good the whole way. She looked kind of trash on paper.

Did it? I thought this fight was very good. This.

This fights great.

What else is. What's the rest of the card from here out?

Well, then you got the Jamie, where we at? We got co main event. Yeah, because it's the third fight coming. Event.

Main event. This is the co main.

Yes. You got Steve Ersick and this is not coming.

That's right.

And then you got izzy dee dee dee.

Why isn't jujitsu in the Olympics?

That's a good question. Because break dance. But yeah, break dance is more important. Did you see that lady from Australia? They banned it now because that one lady.

Yeah.

So apparently this fucking cunt, she. The way she got her husband is the head of the committee for a breakdown. Right. She started the foundation and then block funding from all the. From everybody else.

Let's go.

I saw. I saw some girl was like, hold up. Before you feel bad for going so bad on this lady. Then she said that story. She's like, she blocked fun and just so she could go.

Right.

You know, it's a problem if the head of the breakdance committee is a.

White dude or just husband.

There's white dudes that I know that are really good breakdancers. The point is, like, it's a fence. It's an offense to actual breakdancers that that lady did there. Actual breakdancers, which I follow stance elements on Instagram. You ever follow those guys? You see like, the real high level break dancers? Wild. It's like athletic art. Yeah. Athletic art form. Yeah.

William Montgomery, world class breakdancer.

Fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Not the way he hugs. You would have convinced me if I had never hugged him.

I totally thought I was gonna get at least one of you guys.

Probably the side controlled by gamma. This is.

I just didn't have time to say anything, dude.

I don't agree.

Ten, nine.

Gamut. That first round.

No, no, I don't think so either.

Who said that?

But it may be. I could see maybe because he did get him down a bunch of times, but. But I think he was close. It was close fight. But this is a big move. This is a big move for Gamerot. Real early in the round like this. 350 to go. And he's got side control already. Gamerock can fucking submit you. Yeah, you gotta be real careful grappling. High level grappler. Super strong on top. When. When you get a guy like this and he gets on top, that's when you're fucked. Because they're so good at holding these kind of positions.

It's also impossible to get up, especially not near the cage. Cage walk.

And he'll go back to half guard if he thinks he's losing you.

Sucks.

These guys that are, like, really good at these, like, side control, mount half guard positions, they, they're always looking for what you're going to do next, and they're preparing for it. And, like, if they know they can pass your guard, they'll put themselves back in your guard just so they can control you and hold you down and use your leg as, like, an anchor, and then they'll get right back.

We had a choke here.

Yeah, this is dangerous.

It's easy to pass, too.

Oh, he got lost it. Good job, Dan. Hooker is tough, man. He's got good defense, but he's got to get the fuck out of here.

Like, I like hooker and Butterfly. He always makes something happen here.

Well, what he's got to do is get feet on hips and get some separation. This guy's a better grappler. Oh, he's got some cuts, man.

Bad cut, but he's like a great white shark.

There he goes. There he goes. Good. Good scramble. Don't get reckless. Don't get reckless. Don't give up your back. But you can't give up your back. There's a, there's a balancing act, right?

That's what. Corey Sandhagen did a good job giving up his back. That's all he trained. He was in jeopardy, but it cost him some rounds.

It did. But I like the way he was going real high when dude got his back. You go real high. Up, up on him and roll. Oh, back up to his feet. This is big. This is big. Two to go, 250.

Come on, Hooker.

Let's go, Dan Hooker. Oh, nice uppercut by Gamerot. That was sweet.

I got a piss so bad, but there's no way I'm going right now. Never.

Oh. Left hook is the body. See? So this is a good example, right? That was a lot of control, but not a lot of damage on the ground.

Right, but you would say he's winning.

The round for sure. Starts teeing off on him, and then you got to give it to hooker.

Correct.

Because hookers doing the act, like, right there. Nice front.

Plus, also, the number one thing they score is damage done.

Exactly. And there was not a lot of damage on the ground. It was a lot of control, I think.

Controls, like, third on there and, like.

Look at the aggression to, like, hookers pushing the action here.

He just needs to land something.

Something big.

Yes.

Like the first round.

Yep.

But 132 goes a lot. It's a lot of time.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, nice shot.

Oh, if he's rolling, that's deep. Oh, there we go, baby. Get his neck.

Don't do it again, though. Don't go, card. Don't go. Guard. Don't try to pull guard on. This is not good. Get out of this. Get out of this.

Heavy hips. Head down.

Yeah, push his head down. Get the, don't accept, don't accept. You gotta not accept this, because if you got to this point, this would be amazing if he, on the initial shot. Nice elbows. These are big.

Yeah.

Did they get rid of that? Twelve to six. They did, right?

Did.

Is it official? 100%.

I don't know. Are all commissions honoring it? You know?

Oh, it's another nice elbow.

That next there too.

Yeah, I don't care what that elbow.

He's trying to fit that elbow in on that.

And he's also threatened the neck. What makes him get back up to his feet, dog. It's back up again.

And what you telling me, look, it's exhausting having somebody wait on you like that.

It's also exhausting trying to take a guy down and you can't.

That's why a lot of guys don't grapple. There's nothing more exhausting than shooting.

Yeah. Gamrod is just bleeding Dan Hooker's energy. They're both bleeding each other's energy because this is an incredibly grueling way to fight.

But I'd say more energy was put out on camera outside.

Yeah, for sure. It's also like, Dan Hooker is more of a threat on the feet.

Big time.

It's a threat. He's hurt.

He's hurt hurting Gamera.

Yeah. And these elbows are big, man. These are big.

That's why camera can't finish the takedown. Has protected head.

Those are big elbows.

This is gonna be a great third round.

Whoo.

Why do they rotate the refs, like, on the refs? Tired.

Well, you want, you don't want one person to referee every fight you want to give them. It's. It is exhausting. You're moving around. You have to be there. You have to. It's kind of almost as like, it's.

Like to keep it fair.

That too, I would think. But you get multiple fights. Like a guy like Herb Dean, who's probably the best.

You're like three. Oh, I'm on the main card. You might see Herb twice. Yeah, but, yeah, you'll see if the heavyweights, I'm sorry. Yeah, if the main events, heavyweights, you usually see like Dean in there a bigger guy? Yeah.

You want a big guy after heavyweights? Yeah, sure.

So is it like ranks? Like Herb will ever do prelim fights?

No, he'll do some prelims.

November 1, 2024. So not yet. Not yet. Still. Still legal. I think you should be able to do everything knees on the ground.

I think knees on the ground would make it more entertaining. So the grapplers get finishes more also.

Like, you shouldn't just be able to turtle.

Crowds going wild.

Sneak weapon.

Crazy fight.

Yep.

You can get it in. The cage is legal.

Wow.

Just fucking shit a blade out.

What if you have, like, glitter? Blow it in someone's eyes. It's worse than an eye poke.

Fuck.

Blow. Sand sport moment.

Remember Van Damme?

Yeah. Here it is, third round.

Come on, Hooker.

If Hook and could just avoid the takedown and keep this standing and press camera.

Does Hooker need a finish here? Body kick early in the round.

Getting out of it. You got out.

Oh, got that neck, got that neck, got that neck. Oh, it's. You would. Now go.

Now go back up your feet. Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up. Go. Cameras good?

Can't wait there. You can't go.

Fucking smothering, man. He is fucking smother.

There was that window right there, man.

I like how he's punching the body. Those mean motherfucker.

1990. And I like this guy.

Mike Brown is right there though, with camera. Oh, look, hooker back up to his feet.

Huge.

Oh, my. Oh, my goodness.

Come on, dog, let's go. Cameron look tired.

Oh, what he needs to do, stay on his ass.

It's gonna be interesting just to see what the scoring is.

I think Hooker won both rounds.

Well, he certainly could have. When he comes to damage, I would certainly say that he's done the most damage except for the first.

I definitely think it's probably one one going to this. And right now it's a toss up.

But it might not be. I mean, really depends on what they think is effective.

Remember, they're also in Australia.

Oh, yeah, hometown. Yeah. But who are the judges? Do they bring them in from America? Australia. Oh, nice front kick to the body. Oh. Hookers turn.

Yes, sir.

330 to go is a long time, man.

That's for wherever.

Especially if Gamerod can't secure a clinch. He's gonna be forced to stand. Oh, I know. I like how he's going to the body, Dan. Hooker's pouring it on here, son. Look out for those knees to remember those knees. Oh, just cracked him saying Cameron landed.

Most significant strikes, it's even less. Yeah. Punch it on the ground. It's weird what they label significant. Strike.

Yeah. I don't necessarily agree. We know what that is. I don't know how they judge that either. They have a little clicker in their hand.

Yeah, it's a disaster.

How do they do that? Oh, that was a nice hook. Yeah, it was.

Any guy hooker better turn on here, man.

Yeah, hooker looks like he's fading a little bit. And there's a half the round plus to go.

He's just recharging.

It's really hard to turn on a hooker.

Oh, you son of a bitch.

Can't help myself live odds have switched.

To hooker is a two to one favorite. Oh yeah. Big underdog.

I like, wow.

Interesting. Interesting. I like how you can bet in the middle of the fight. Let's go.

That's fine.

Where can you do that?

Online, right? Anywhere you can using.

Draftkings. Calm.

There you go. Is that real?

Download the app.

Yeah.

Promo code Tony.

Yeah.

What does someone get from promo code Tony?

You bet $5, they'll match up to $250 in bonus. The crown is yours.

Would you say, Jamie?

Not available in Texas.

Not available in Texas.

In California either.

Oh, look at this. He stuffed the takedown again.

Come on, hooker, let's go to work.

Okay, so this is a perfect example of what I think of when I think of fights. This is the end of the fight. In the end of the fight, Dan Hooker is beating up Gamerock. He's chasing him down, he's walking him down. He's landing the better strikes, and he's the one pressing the action. So in my mind, he's winning this fight.

Yeah.

I think this should count for a little more than every other round. So that's why I like, pride rules. I feel you. The last round is more important. I feel you. It's like they've duked it out for 15 minutes. Who's winning at the end? I think that counts for something. I don't think it counts for everything. Oh, I like the timing of that. That was nice timing. If it, but if he can survive this, if he can get out of.

This, grab his gloves.

Said something.

Mark Goddard's a good one. He's in there right now.

Yeah, he's one of the best. Yeah. Jason Herzog. One of the best. Yeah.

I love Jason.

Oh, look at this. Look at this. Back up to your feet. Let's go. Let's go, dog.

Here we go.

Come on, bro.

Come on, Dan.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Dude, hooker. Oh, my God. That left hand straight left.

Oh, come on. He's got this.

This is another problem with the scoring system. If other rounds are ten, nine, how is this 110? Nine? Right, because this is much more dominant round for hooker. He's got much more damage.

He's closer to finish.

Yeah, it's like, how do you. How is it only ten, nine?

Let's get that neck. Let's get that neck. Let's get those elbows cracking.

Oh, he's got to warn him about the twelve to six elbows. But what wasn't that? That seemed like more like 11:00 p.m. to six.

And there's a dude on. There's a dude on Twitter right now that's got three. He's watching this. Us and a football game.

That's how you live.

Oh, yeah. Hooker's got away.

Come on, Hooker.

They give it to.

What a fight. What a fight. Fight.

Yeah.

Amazing.

Doing it right.

Gamerot didn't do enough damage from the top position of in this for me, was fucked up.

What a fight.

That's a great fight.

His eyes filled with blood.

What a fight.

I'm gonna take a piss. And I won't be surprised by the decision. It's like a little treat when you come back, you know?

What do you think happened?

I think hooker wins. Hooker.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there's Gamerock catching with a right hand.

Oh, the thing.

Left hook, right hand thing.

That scares me with the judges. I always hate how they tend to go against somebody that has cuts over their eyes and blood all over their face.

Right. But Hooker had. Gamerott rocked and dropped. There's a big difference. Camerot did take him down and fucked him up in the first round. But the. When. When Hooker was hitting him, it was. It was more significant. There was more significant moments where he's in real trouble. Real trouble. And then also when Gamerot did shoot the takedowns, his neck was in trouble. He had a bail on things. Cameron did catch him a few times, but overall, I think Hooker did more damage.

Have you noticed how Camerot's left eye is, like, filled with blood? It's, like, black. It looks like.

Yeah. And Hooker's left eye.

I would be a terrible UFC judge.

Who do you think would won that fight?

I thought Hooker was winning the whole time.

You're more of a.

Not the first round. Not the first round.

No.

I mean, he was getting mauled on the ground. I mean, he did get up and he did land good shots, but the amount of damage he took on the ground was pretty significant, but around, he.

Almost knocked him out.

He did hurt him. Yeah, but it's. I'd have to look at it again. Yeah, I felt like Gamerot. If there's a round that Cameron clearly won, I felt like it was the first one. But you know what? Now that you're saying that he almost.

Knocked him out, that's the only round that's questionable. I thought he won the next two.

I've had a little drink.

But I don't. But again, at the same time, like, when it comes to the grappling stuff, I don't really know what I'm seeing. I can't say what's amazing and what isn't.

Well, Hooker definitely threatened him a couple of times with chokes, but Gamerotts takedowns were awesome. But Hooker's defense was awesome, too, and his ability to get back up to his feet. The Gamerot is a smothering motherfucker. Here we go. 29 28.

Cameron, is this one YouTube?

29 20. No, this is on UFC. An ESPN plus.

No, I'm talking about us. Yeah.

Yes, Dan Hooker.

Yeah.

Dan Hooker.

Hell, yeah. Daniel.

Split decision.

Split decision. Well, that makes sense. We were split.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I thought he won.

Oh, yeah, me too.

That's a good win for him, too, because Gamerotts gotta be top ten, right? What is Mateusz Gamrot? Was he ranked before this fight?

He was five and Hooker was eleven.

That's huge. Hooker's one of those guys like Charles Olivera, I think, you know, you still. Still. You gotta, like, factor in all these different things. The experience. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's got some losses, but Danny's got a lot of great wins, too, man.

The stuff we've seen Charles do is just insane.

Charles is special. Dan Hooker, split decision.

Oh, y'all don't do live comments?

What? What are you doing with this stunt?

I'm on YouTube.

Let's be with the people in the room. Let's not connect with folks outside. That. No. Have nothing to do with us.

You're watching us on YouTube?

Yeah.

What are you doing?

I'm just keeping up with the zeitgeist.

Yeah, don't do.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Yeah, no.

Let's have a good time and with the people that are in the room. No, not while there's three other people in the room. And we're also on YouTube. No.

Were you just watching you on YouTube right now, bro?

This is ridiculous.

Mirror something.

Look, guys, we are making too much.

Of this Dan hooker what a win for hooker.

I was just going on. Who thought. Who agreed with me?

You were about to be watching you.

Don't. Don't. And don't ever let them know you're doing that either.

Well, y'all are more famous than me. It doesn't bother me.

It doesn't matter. It's like you're dealing with crazy people.

Yeah.

Also, you're doing it. Why? You just hang out.

Yeah.

I take you out of the moment.

Yeah.

What was your take on it? What I miss?

I was right, you were wrong.

No, I had a hooker.

No, no.

Oh, yeah.

I had hooker one, two and three.

Split decision, though.

Yeah.

I said split. Yep.

Yeah. It looks like the other reps were kind of like the same as we were.

Yeah. Interesting.

That's weird. They gave him the same second round.

One guy gave Gamrot the first round, like I thought, and then two guys gave him to hooker. Gave it to hooker the first round. Interesting.

Because I had hooker two and three.

Yeah, interesting. I wasn't sure because Brian said a good point. Like, he almost knocked him out at the end of the first round, like. Yeah, you're right. I didn't think of that, because he did, you know, he's mauling him at the beginning of the.

And that'd be the most significant strike in the first round.

Yeah, rocked them. Here it is, Bahalio. God, cannon ears.

Fucking terrifying.

Terrifying. So is Bahalio.

He's no punk. When the fighter. Brasilia is good.

He's fucking good, man.

What's the tattoo on his neck say?

Free spirit. That's like when you're one of those dudes gets like, japanese things. Tattoo in your arms.

Yeah, I'm one of those dudes.

He probably doesn't, you know, doesn't really speak.

Yeah.

English when he had that done.

Yeah, over. Over there. Yeah, exactly.

Probably looks cool.

Yeah, yeah, like, oh, it's badass.

Tattooed across your chest. Pretty dope. Yeah, you know, I just think.

I think sentences one of the lamest things to get tattooed.

What is?

Words.

How about, like, deep things on your ribcage?

That's so. I think.

How about deep things in your thigh? Every time you take it a shit, you get to read, like, declaration of, like, instructions.

Well, a lot of people get the, like, bible verses on their ribs.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's super original. Yeah, that's like, keep on trucking in the seventies. Why don't you get a tasmanian devil, a boxing gloves, you unoriginal fucked bro. When I was in high school, everybody had a tasmanian devil with boxing gloves on.

That's fucking awesome.

Really?

Yeah. Everyone so don't.

They can't fight was, like, the coolest thing to get.

Tasmanian devil with boxing gloves. Yeah, that's me, bro. I'm fucking crazy.

Well, remember, barbed wire was the hotness.

Oh, my God, bro. How many dudes got that shit on.

Their ankles and deeply regretted, like, the bedazzled affliction shirts.

Yeah, but when you're a dude, you. You got some shit around the ankle. There's something about. Unless you're samoan, I get it. Like, beads, you know, polynesian. You got beads in your ankle. I'm cool with that. But if you're a regular dude, it.

Has to be a full, big piece. If you're gonna do it, like, hooker's piece, gangster, fine.

No problem at all. You just have around the ankle? Yeah. Get the fuck out of here, you gay dude.

Especially if you got put to sleep to get an ankle tattoo.

Oh, my God. That's it.

I got put to sleep. Get this fucking chain. Chain link fence around my ankle.

Is it over? Yeah, man. You're up for five minutes?

Yeah. Doctors like, I'm pretty sure I could buck this guy right now.

That's so dangerous to do that, to get tattooed that way. Why? Because that's how people die. It also doesn't happen a lot, but it happens enough. It can happen.

It's so bad for your body.

Yeah.

Also, maybe tattooing is not for you. If you have to be under anesthesia, you gotta earn that.

Yeah, for everybody.

Slap fight promo, everyone. Pay down athlete.

Let's go.

That seems like. I wouldn't advise any of this.

It literally seems like almost like a sketch.

I do want to go to one because everybody. I'm telling you, every, like, legit people that I respect tell me, like, dude, I know. Whatever. Like, I'm telling you. It's so fun. When you.

Sure. If there was cars accidents at the fucking parking lot, you go out and watch.

Does this have, like. Does it have, like, a feeder thing? Like. Like ultimate slapper? Like, they go find these guys.

They did.

Yeah, that's how it got started. Yeah, they did. They all lived in the house. And we're stopping each other.

You guys are saying this like it's trivial. This is a real sport. You should shut the fuck up. Okay? This is sanctioned by the Nevada State athletic.

They do drug testing.

Yeah. Which is ridiculous. They should. I want my slappers on meth.

They do drug tests. I want them all on the same.

Shit that Hitler was on when he went across Poland with the real stuff. Let's go. I want methed up dudes slapping their fucking faces off. I don't want dudes on painkillers. I want dudes just jacked to the tits on amphetamines.

There's definitely not a weight limit to the heavyweight class in this, right?

That's a good question. Yeah, I bet there's not. Those guys look pretty big, right? But they might be small and big, you know? You know, they might.

A little unprofessional. Just like, bigger class.

Why don't you shut the fuck up? These bigger athletes. Yeah, I just can't take here while you disrespect, which is a part of the parent company that I'm employed by.

What if you're really like that? Like a show for them? Just like, hey, you shut the fuck up, man.

No, Joe. You know what? You know why? You know why? It's because. It's because of this right here. If I go like, you like, you talking shit to some guy, and I go, hey, hey, hey. You know, you talk. That's the heavyweight champion. You go, oh, what? They go slapping you?

If they're really practicing that one move, it's like Bruce Lee said, and they.

Slap you for your girl.

Don't be a man. Do be aware of a man. Don't fear a man who has 10,000 techniques. Fear a man who's practiced one kick 10,000 times.

They've practiced slapping. 10,000. They were slapped up.

That's how you go to sleep in front of your lady. From a slap out, baby.

Your fucking eyeball fell out.

Are they allowed to backhand?

No.

No.

Wow.

So strong.

Take it. Look at the current champ, right, bro? Look how jack that guy is. And he's letting this guy do it. Gym 266. Plus super heavyweight bro in the gym, he just got brain damage for zero reason. In the gym. Oh, that's Larry.

Wheels 420.

Oh, that's crazy.

Mandy, hit him. Right on.

Why would you? I wish I was friends with that dude. I would say, don't do that. I don't ever do that. That's a free brain damage.

I'd say that to both of them.

Oh, there's a woman.

Oh, did it.

Whoa.

Just think you are.

No, you think you are.

Some lady just slapped each other.

Do it.

Because I imagine, like, you get a big girl and she uses, like, she pulls her titties this way first, and when they go to bounce back, she fucking follows behind it.

Oh, right. Yeah, a lot of torque.

Yeah, like the kind of like the way. Yeah. Like the way I feel. The way butterbean uses stomach, maybe like.

Like a little extra.

Little something like it.

Like, your drift.

And it's hard to watch, though, especially.

When they're pretty, you know?

I don't like, sexist. Yeah, the bare knuckle fights for chicks. I'm like, don't hurt your face. Don't hurt your face.

Yeah.

It just means more when a guy has his face cut up. Like, he's just a badass. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. Find a lady.

Cheek fights. Girls. Don't get upset at that. Like, where'd you get that? Fighting.

No, they're attracted.

Yeah. They don't get mad. Yeah. But a girl who's, like, been like, where'd you get those cuts? A bare knuckle fighting. Like, I mean, maybe you're cool, maybe cool, but you might be out of your fucking mind. That's not normal behavior. The double x chromosome also, we don't.

Look at that go, that's a mother.

But, you know, it's a special kind of dude, though. That's like, you know what?

Right?

I love a bitch with cauliflower flower.

Chick with a forehead scar. Yeah.

Struggle.

And that guy just got.

Yeah, and that's a guy. Pry. Has a history of domestic violence.

Meth. Yes.

Ran into Joanna at that last UFC. She.

Are you still into it? Or.

Than ever. Oh, we're in love. We all. We all have.

Look at. He says that his legs crossed my whole life.

Yeah.

I can't even get my legs to do that. Yeah. Who's that guy on family feud that was gay as fuck. Remember that dude?

What, the host?

Not family food, Hollywood Squares. There was the one guy in Hollywood with the confetti.

Rip Taylor.

Rip Taylor. Yeah, that's him.

That's my. That's my mentor.

This is Tony. Oh, yeah. We're laughing. Wearing lobbyists in a cigarette. Just laugh each other. Who's gonna tell him he's gay?

Oh, come on.

You need that mustache to your life, son.

I just throw out. I just start throwing confetti out of my pocket.

No, that's what he's in.

Jack, stop making fun of me.

Stop making fun of me.

We're in love, Tony.

Do you think. Cause you actually are. You actually do got a thing for him.

We have a thing for each other.

But do you think you could date that? Could whoop your ass?

I thought about this many times. I like the danger. I like the idea.

You're never gonna be on top. You know that, right? Maybe never. Gonna be on top. She's gonna be rod and dirk and see, Tony, I can't get you. No, I can get you Tony.

Yeah.

And she's.

You guys get married? Can I. I'm an ordained minister. Yeah. Can I do your marriage?

Yes.

And, you know. And, you know, you can't. You can't break out of that legend. Locked.

Yeah. You're not breaking out of shit. Yeah. And by the way, when you. It's. You're supposed to put the garbage out. Put the fucking garbage out.

Yeah.

Head kid.

No, no lip. No fucking. I'm trying to watch tv. Shut the fuck up and put the garbage out.

Does she have a man competition?

If she does, shut the fuck. Tony Hinchcliffe is her man. That's her soulmates. For a long time, we've known this.

Like you thought, if you keep talking me like that, I'm a call rose number unit. So over here.

Oh, no.

What do you mean she beat her.

Oh, that's the only person. That's only person that can have your back.

That Zhang Weili fight, that was the craziest one giant hematome on her forehead. That was not tough.

War, everybody. That should be mandatory watching every six months for any UFC fan because you kind of forget. I rewatched it the other day. It was on one of the hotels I was staying at. Oh, my God.

You know, you know, you have this crazy.

I mean, crazy, the whole.

Have you seen. Have you seen little Nikki? When sailor movie?

Adam Sandler one I haven't seen. Fuck.

But Kevin, Kevin. Kevin Nealon gets tits on his head. That's what she looked like. It's almost identical.

Yeah, she had a giant hematome on her head. But, you know, another crazy war is the Yon Xiao non fight. When. When Zhang Weili put her to sleep and she wakes up at the end of the round, they let her put her in the corner, and she's like, what happened? And they just make your.

Missed the entire fight.

She went to sleep.

She went to sleep.

She went to sleep and still fought five fucking how many rounds she had stopped at the end, maybe late in.

The four or fifth, but it went. It went. Making fun of wasn't paying attention.

When people don't like women's mma, I'll let them watch those two fights. You watch those two fights, you tell me you don't like women. It's just as good at the highest level.

Women's MMA is the commonly, it's the only. MMA is only sport where the women's side is just as entertaining, bro, there's some women, except maybe tennis. You can throw tennis up there, but other than that, make sure you play.

Valentin for Kamala Harris, too.

You disagree?

Yes, but listen, hardly. There's some women that are competition level. Valentina Shevchenko, when she's in her prime, when she had. When she head kicked Jessica, I. That's good. A head kick you're ever gonna see in the sport. Jessica goes flatline.

But let me ask you, this falls back so. So when. So when Izzy knocked out Robert Whitaker, when talking about talent, you said she knocked out Jessica. I.

Right. It's not the same level of talent in the sport overall.

They're going to get.

When. But when Amanda Nunez knocked out Cyborg, it was one of the most exciting moments in MMA, period. We were going crazy.

And don't forget, when Ronda. Ronda Rousey. The Ronda Rousey run, the end of that run, when she got knocked out.

Bro, when she got head kicked by Holly Holmes, that was crazy.

But. But that wouldn't be considered high level, right? Cause Rhonda's striking compared to men's would.

Be like, yeah, but even finishes, like, yeah.

Oh, that's two different things.

Like.

Like, same thing. Like when Rose won the title.

How about when Misha Tate strangled Holly Holm to win the title?

Amazing.

That was crazy. Too. Amazing. Put her to sleep while Holly Holmes throwing punches while she's getting choked unconscious.

Wild.

Crazy.

I'm not. You're not gonna argue? I'm not saying it's not entertaining.

I'm not the same level.

It's not the same.

That's all I'm arguing.

No, they're still in leather helmets. It's because they're new.

Right, right.

They're gonna get there in leather helmets.

But there are leaps and bounds from when Rhonda debuted. Oh, leaves and bounds. They're moving faster than a car. No, they're moving faster than Menta.

I mean, Amanda Nuiz. I mean, she's kind of gone now, right?

No, she might come back. She's talking about coming back with Kayla, but she.

She can headline a car.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And what I'm saying is, compared to any other sport, like, are you no one what the women's Olympic basketball team had the least amount of.

Because they'd have Caitlin Clark on it.

Right, right. But that's what I'm saying is, like, it's not.

Oh, no, it's not. As far as women's sports.

It'S violence, man. Violence is more compelling than any other sport is the reason why football is so exciting is because of violence. It's a sport. It's a game. But there's something crazy about watching guys tackle each other.

But it's also because. Also, it's because there's nothing missing in the UFC. Every single thing