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Let's hit this new Amsterdam. Starting five. Top five moments at a wedding.

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The best moment is the bride walking down. That's the best moment. That's the moment that you're cutting onions in this bitch. You feel me? That's right. The number two moment, to me, is the first dance.

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That's a classic moment.

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First dance, and then after that, everyone joins type shit. The third moment will have to be the party after. Got, I don't know, three, four shots in you. You're going to unloosen time a little bit. You feel me? Yeah, you and Mop are like this. The fourth part, the small child with the ring.

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The ring bear. Yeah. That's a classic one.

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And the fifth part, the vows.

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I think you're missing three.. Cut in the cake. Now, when you and wifey do it, are you going to be the couple that smears the cake on each other? Or that would upset her because obviously she spent a lot of money on the makeup.

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I'm taking her fucking face wrong.

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No.