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I woke up Saturday morning to a bunch of. Went to hers and I knew exactly what it was, and I went straight outside, pulled my night guard out and was like.

Clapping, making eye contact with other people at their windows, and I put my night guard back and went back to sleep a couple hours, but it was very exciting.

Boy, what a relief. I know.

I don't feel totally relieved. I'll be relieved on January 21st when there's been hopefully a peaceful transfer of power. But, boy, it doesn't look like that's what he's going for. I mean, we all knew he was going to fight it. We all knew that even though he doesn't even want to be president, he is going to save face by saying it's rigged like he did last time before he realized he won. Saying it's rigged a million lawsuits, which is just his only love language, is lawsuits and, you know, then say it's rigged and and go off to his next stupid project.

But the disturbing thing today is just seeing how McConnell and all these other Republican senators and and are are not acknowledging. The Biden is president elect. They won't acknowledge it, and that's scary, that's unprecedented, you know, have a recount of all the fucking recounts you want in the states that didn't pan out the way you wanted them. I mean, if this is rigged, why didn't we rig the Senate?

Why didn't rig the House? Give me a fucking break. It's this the the elections this close because it's rigged.

It's it's gerrymandered. It's Russia has. But still it's just Biden won despite the immense effort of of misinformation on Facebook, on YouTube, on Twitter, coming through everyone's social media stream. Who believes this narrative?

It's just fed and fed and fed and fed. The guy who tells you not to believe your ears or your eyes is is telling you this is rigged by the Democrats.

Like, you know, it's just I don't know how do you even argue with it?

But to have Republican senators not acknowledging he Biden won the popular vote by four million. And he won the Electoral College. It's done, you get him all the fucking recounts, you want it done, but for them to not acknowledge it, that's unprecedented.

That's unprecedented. That's the kind of stuff you see with a fascist coup.

He got in legally and he's staying in illegally.

And it's going to turn it's just. A democracy can't exist with this behavior. And it won't this has been a long maybe the longest democracy we've had a good run. And I'll tell you why it scares me. People think righteousness wins out. Righteousness doesn't always win out. But. The winners, whoever they are. History's written by the winners, not the righteous, the winners. And that's what scares me.

Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy, let's see, um, just for people who are interested in the following the Rori, there's no Rori saga, but, you know, my life is centered around a man, as it should be.

And his name is Rory. So the other night we're hanging out and.

You know, it was it became apparent we were about to have sexual relations, but then I realized I had to pee. So I went to take a pee and then I come out of the bathroom.

He's in the kitchen eating a fistful of almonds. So I'm like, oh, you want to just watch The Bachelorette? Instead, he goes, Oh, no, don't go. Or have from. All you really say you thought we're going to have sex and you would maybe bring in a fistful of almonds.

No. Whoa, whoa, I don't want to have sex with your almond mouth. That's not sexy to me.

And I you know, I remember we were really laughing about it, I mean, that's what I love about him so much, is that this in no way escalated into a fight because he just finds me amusing, which I appreciate endlessly.

I was disgusted and put off and felt this is not a man who is looking for sex right now. So like that element of rejection and I reacted. And he just laughed at me and I actually appreciated it, but I know there are more like elements to what we were laughing about.

I'm going to call it. Can I call him? Hello? Hey, it's just me, nobody else can hear you, OK? No, I'm just kidding. You're on the air.

Oh, man, I knew I should have picked up and said so I'm telling I'm telling the story about your fist full of almonds when we were about to make sweet love. And I know there are more elements to the story. OK, I went to pee. We were clearly going to have sex. I come out of the bathroom, you got a handful of almonds. You're you're throwing in like a you know, like a guy on his yacht or something.

Yes, of course. All the rich people love you, but that's Todd Glass' joke.

You know, guys, you like throw peanuts in their mouth. He always thought they were rich, but growing up because, you know, they just seemed like they didn't have a care in the world.

That's funny. Yes. All right.

So I know we were laughing, though. I was like, oh, so you just want to let's just watch The Bachelorette, then you're like, no overall drug.

Well, first of all, your pressure to me is borderline offensive. You know what I'm saying? Really? You tell me how you were. I'd say something like this in the past. That sounds lovely. No, what I said was, oh, why can't Waddingham why do we have to watch The Bachelorette? Why can't we have sex? And we're like, oh, I don't know. Maybe because you have a face full of bombings. And yeah, I was eating some almonds, but you're probably missing the part of the story.

Let me ask you, OK, I went I went to pee in prep.

In prep. OK, so I went to see if the food was left at the front door. And when I turned around in your kitchen, it's not like I went digging through the cabinets. It was like, you know, what I should have is almonds. I turn around and on your counter in this beautiful glass jar is the whole thing, almonds. And they look at all, you know, almonds. Delicious. And so, you know, I'm not trying to blame the almonds.

I'm just saying, you know, they were right there for the take. And so I grabbed a handful and I ate a few. It's felt like it was.

Yeah, that's right. Because you said they were sexy almonds. You're not going to make me sound creepy in the environment right now.

I don't want to almonds. It was what the almonds were wearing. They were in a see through.

That's not what I meant. I just meant almonds are delicious and they were just there out on the counter in like a very, you know, like the way baby a grandma would have butterscotch. What are you not going to have one? You know, it was just there. So I ate a few. And then you made it, you know, like I you know, Dennis Miller had baby like I was chomping on a Battalia baby, you know, that's not what I was doing.

Yeah, but you got very bad. And it was very funny. The level of rage towards the almonds is what the other thing was there. You're almonds. You're the one who. I didn't bring almonds to the party. You did.

I love that. You think that's a point. I have a whole kitchen of snacks, but they're not out. The almonds are out in here.

I will explain. So will order in food.

You know, we'll get like a pizza or something, and then that will from an app and then that gets delivered at your door as as we all know, you know, whatever contactless he went outside to see if it had had arrived and then he shuts the door.

It hadn't arrived any looks. And there are almonds just in his face, just asking to be checked.

Did you first of all, I'm at an age where sex is great, but so are almonds. I mean, I can't argue with that that's true, it's you know, you get to a point where they're both literally things also. You know, and again, I didn't think Armin's would impact sex that day never occurred to me. Were you going to use your water, pick toothbrush before you came to bed?

Is that was that part of the plan for you with a mouthful of coded sentiment, sentiment, sediment?

That's fair. Yeah, I probably would have picked but also did you mention that we had smoked a cigarette earlier in the evening?

Well, no, but I think I feel that's implied.

I mean, OK, of course, you know, we knew dinner was coming and we like to make love before dinner comes. Is that OK to say? I mean, I think that's common.

Well, it's reasonable. You don't want to be a.

Yeah. I mean, then maybe much later, after a two hour bachelorette, you get a frisky again as and that's what.

Yeah. Don Rickles would call it nothing. Nothing, nothing. Turns me on like two hours of The Bachelorette. Me, too. Well, anyway, yes, all true, I ate the almonds, I no regrets if I had to do it all over again, I probably still have a handful of almonds.

Are you serious? No, I regret all of it.

I regret all of it. I feel terrible about it. I forgive you. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. I'm so glad we got to air this out publicly.

Me too. Because otherwise doesn't even exist. Oh, man. I'll never eat almonds again.

Say hi to your mom because she listens. Oh, my God. That's right, she does. Listen, carry all this embarrassing cry. Big Jim and I leave out Big Jim.

All right. I'm not saying out of them. I'm not going to condone this behavior. All right.

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Anyway I've been going on and on. Let's take some calls we voicemail's. Hey, Sarah, first I just want to tell you thank you for existing and I fucking love your show, you are amazing.

And every time I listen, I find out something else that I love about you. And thank you for being so lovely to feel so nice.

My question is about whether or not you have any friends in your life that are Trump supporters, maybe not even like huge Trump supporters, but they totally voted both times for Trump.

How do you navigate that? Not talking about family members. These people are much easier to disown than family, just people you have in your life that you love and care about.

Who voted for that fucker. Just curious. Thanks. Not a lot.

I know you're not talking about fame, I come from a very, very, very liberal family, but I follow a couple people that voted for Trump that I love. One woman is just she's really funny, and when she talks about anything else, I love her and I and I, she's funny to me and we kind of just have this truce. We don't talk. We don't touch each other's politics.

And a guy like that, too, actually writes for Breitbart, but seems to be.

He seems to truly.

Be on a quest for what is true, I connect with anyone who is interested in what is true, no matter how inconvenient, I don't know if this guy voted for Trump, but he's definitely right leaning and I don't always agree with him.

But I do like how he's a little more open and a little more, you know.

Oh, you know, one of my best friends, Dave, just go. I think he voted for Trump the first time around, and I just I can't see without my glasses.

But he left me a funny message the other day or the other day this week. You made me laugh. He's really just incredibly apathetic. He just doesn't care, doesn't care about the world at all, you know.

Um, but what can I say is one of my best friends. We laugh. We laugh. But I think he did vote.

At least I know that he voted for Trump in the primaries, in the 2016 primaries. But anyway, he left me this. Let's see if this works.

OK, I shall receive a Josko if you have a moment. Want to call me back? I owe you a big apology, by the way, to the Donald Trump case where you were right all along is easier. Good. Yeah, we had a talk the other day.

I called him back and I go, I wish I could remember.

He said he said this latest thing was the thing for him. It was like whatever the him, not him. Not accepting that he lost was it was the end of it for him. I guess it wasn't the the mandate to separate children from their parents for the crime of seeking refuge in America, trying to trying to live, trying to bring give their kids a better life. It wasn't the putting babies in cages thing. Not that not the Muslim ban.

Not the you know, I mean, it's just whatever you can't start listing it, it's so much. No, he's no, it wasn't it was just this last thing where he just like wouldn't concede. Anyway, what can I say, I love them. We're on a planet in outer space. I love as much as many people as you can. Try to feel pretty good. Uh. I got nothing. Next voice mail. Of Sarah, this is Ryan.

I was just wondering if you ever wear your underwear two days in a row. Thanks a lot.

Well, Ryan, yes, I do not often very rare, I like to say I'm fairly immaculate, but just this Saturday.

Making a lot of noises, which is disgusting to me. Just this Saturday, I slept over Rory's house and I left there Sunday, and you can go there and look into I was wearing that same thong.

Did I turn it inside out? I actually think I did. But, you know, I was only just going home to me and then I, I did wash and change and I sleep in these boxer briefs.

Usually I sleep in boxer briefs and sometimes I don't I don't change it every day.

But after a couple of days when my term inside out, but then I go, what am I doing?

I'm rich. Put these in the laundry, get another pair of boxer briefs out.

And then I do that. But, you know, I can tell the difference between when my vagina is like very. Clean and when it's like a little gamey. Such as life. But I'm pretty immaculate, you know, I like to take a bath often. Sometimes a shower. And even if I go to the bathroom, I mean, I don't want to talk about it, but just know this. I just know this, Ryan, when I leave a bathroom.

My asshole is immaculate. Not just on the surface, like three inches deep. Let's see if there's another voicemail. Hi, Sarah, this is Kim. Just want to tell you, my mom is dying of Alzheimer's and doesn't recognize me from a day to day basis.

But what she does remember is her and I are watching your comedy together and laughing our butts off. And she tells us we how you're doing. And I say, well, according to Sarah's Twitter, she's doing well, but really, really, really wants to vote Trump out.

So I you know, and she does remember that. So thank you very much. Take care. I got to reach out to them. That's so sweet. Oh, isn't that interesting? She asks how I'm doing.

Like maybe she has a memory of me floating in her head that we you know, I'm a comedian. I'm not like a movie star. So I think people. Subconsciously, think of me as like someone they went to camp with or like someone they know.

Well, not that I but that's it's interesting, you know, like when people recognize me, they don't go like, oh, my God, Nicole Kidman over there, they're like Sarah, you know?

And that's a nice thing.

You know, it's it can be something to kind of navigate. But that's a nice thing, I think.

And I wonder if that's kind of somewhere in her subconscious.

I'm just like a niece or someone that they know together that when he sees Kim.

When she sees Kim. She thinks of that. That's very interesting. I mean, I'd love to. Face time with them or do some sort of call or. Oh, that's so sweet. And maybe he'll do that thing that I love, we're like, find out the year she was 12 and get like the top hits like hit songs from that time and see if she lights up.

Because I read something about that I bet that really works would be a fun experiment or an interesting experiment not to use his.

His grandma, a lab rat or something, but I just think it's really neat, the human brain is just bananas. It's so interesting. I was thinking about that, too.

Like when you think when you look at like Rory and I were talking about, like just the inner the the bot, the human body, if you look at it.

And then it's I guess that's why they call it plumbing, but it's just like plumbing, like when you're fixing a sink or your toilet or something, that's like how the body is.

All right. That was a weird digression, but it's so crazy.

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Like microscopic, like looks inside the body like and then it looks like outer space.

I feel like it's also connected and then like computers or something, maybe two. All right.

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Hey, we know you're a liberal and whatnot, which is fine, but I think question to Hollywood liberals, how can you not just be irate and upset with the information that's coming out about the Biden family? I mean, it's literally being proven that they are corrupt. And it's just to me, it's disgusting. And I just don't understand how it's not at the top of everyone's tongue right now.

Anyways, wish you well, I don't know how to answer this, because I could just say, well, that's fake news. And that's what they say. I would just say.

Friend, we have two completely different streams of news media that come into our phone because of who we follow and and all the little clues that algorithms in our phone find. And we're given completely different streams of information. We're living in a time where we have no baseline truth.

We share no truth. Our lives are like the sliding doors of that's a movie reference I used so much, never saw the movie, just know it's like she could have gone this way with her life rejiggered again, this way with her life or some shit like that.

So fraudulent, you know, I'd love to I'd love to ask anyone, and he's not on the phone because that was a voicemail, but like to articulate what the Biden crime family is all about, just like if you ask Trump to say, like, what is Obama gate?

He there's he has nothing to say, there are no specifics because it's just it's very lazy propaganda.

Some with Hunter Biden maybe had a there was some sort of like my dad's the vice president. So I got a sweet job thing or I mean, how it's.

It's just astounding to watch Trump and this administration point to others and accuse them of doing what they're doing and then their supporters go, yeah, and it's just like, you know, Trump launders money for Russians.

That's what he did. He's a low rung mob guy. He just loves money. He's a wealth addict that just fills this unfillable hole he has from from a childhood completely void of love.

And what happens when you fill this unfillable hole? You fill it with money. And that's what wealth addicts are.

They're just like any addict.

They're filling this unfillable hole. And then what do they end up with? A ton of money people think of that is winning.

Trump certainly does, but it's not, in my opinion, because now wealth in this country equals power and influence all the way up to now.

He's president, but also billionaires influence policy all the time.

They're in the pockets of of representatives that are supposed to be representing people, voters, but they're not.

And so what happens, we've got a country falling victim to the the choices and decisions made on our behalf by people living unexamined lives. They're making decisions for all of us on behalf of all of us based on daddy issues.

And that's real, in my opinion. I mean, I don't know, I guess I'd say if we want some kind of shared truth, read news out, read myriad news outlets, read all sorts of angles and decide for yourself.

But I would give more merit to news outlets that are beholden to the truth, that must have sources that must have proof that what they're saying is true.

Otherwise, they they suffer consequences. They can be sued.

They you know, whereas a lot of these outlets where a lot of people are getting news are not beholden to tell the truth.

They don't have to have proven sources. They don't have to.

If if it's proven wrong, it's proven wrong. But they are very bold opinions and they have very bold. News. Pieces of news. And people believe it, it's what they see, it's what they trust. You know, I mean, they're reading Breitbart and the Blaze and I actually know people who write for those outlets and we're very different from each other, but they do believe what they're doing is right.

But you have to take into account that an outlet like Breitbart had a had a section called Black Crime up until three years ago.

You know, I mean, consider you've got to just consider your sources and not just go with the people that are enforcing and fortifying the narrative that's comfortable for you.

For me. I just want the truth, no matter how no matter how inconvenient, I'm interested in what is true.

But I tend towards being a massive liberal. Um, what else we got? Hi, Sarah, my name is Anna and I'm from Oklahoma and I'm trans, and my cousin, who is this gender, sent me the thing where you answered the voicemail about the guy's brother who was transitioning. My cousin cried. Criden and. It was very nice. I was on the news recently because I work for an equality center and. As I said, I live in Oklahoma, and it was it was very scary and there was a lot of blowback and there was a lot of hate about my gender is very annoying.

So it's nice to see people. Taking the time to help other people understand, I think the term you are looking for is assigned female at birth.

Yes, if you want to talk about someone's quote unquote biological sex, you can't you don't know their chromosomes, you don't know their biological sex.

They might be intersex. For all you know, people are born things other than X, X and X, Y, but you can talk about their perceived sex at birth and that one she's just waking up to. And that is like assigned male at birth, an assigned female at birth. That might be an easier way for you to talk about people on your podcast. I just thought you'd like to know. I do.

Big fan. My cousin and I always say that I'm Thisara to her, Laura. So thanks for looking out for us. That's so sweet. I love that she's the Sarah to her cousins, Laura. And thank you. Yeah, I'm really glad I posted that because. People liked it and it meant something to some people and. And also, a lot of people, let me know, corrected me like that, it's assigned gender at birth, assigned gender at birth.

He wasn't born a girl, a g, b agb, it was what was your AGB? Yeah, I can learn that.

Assign gender at birth. Thank you.

Thank you. Yeah. I like I like learning this new stuff.

I don't know much more to say about it, but thank you for that call, and I just love that she was just sounded like, oh, so blah, blah, blah, like it was like everything she said was so either lovely or super educational or, you know, or like heartbreaking or, you know, and it was just but it was delivered with just like a yawn.

I love the contrast of that. The like the way she delivered it and the content that she delivered were very vastly different.

So thank you, Anna. And I'm so glad that you and your cousin are Sarah and Laura. Oh, and Sarah, one thing is, um, when, uh, a know, she described the they them is the proper pronoun. Well, I did a shit. I didn't know that.

I thought Anna was she her. And look at that. You tried, but you tried. We're gonna learn and it's going to be fine. Anna, you're they them. I'm sorry. I mean, I'm not sorry. Are they them? But I think I was using the wrong pronouns learning curve.

You got to give us old folks a learning curve. But I'm I'm up for the challenge. It's literally the least I can do the very least. Thank you for your call. Now, like Webjet and thank you they for your call. Hi, Sarah, I am legitimately a fan. I think you're. Unique, hilarious and a beautiful human being. So congratulations on that thing I'm going to say is. In these times, as bad as the right suck, the answer is not the left.

Our future lies in the middle ground left of center, I would say. Don't forget that and. Thanks for showing your boobs that one time it was pretty cool. Pleasure, thanks. My absolute joy. My absolute joy. This is interesting. He's he's really speaking opinion as fact. Don't we all? When you believe in something with your whole heart and it's just true.

And maybe there's truth to it. The future is in the center. Well, I would agree that. We have to come together if we have any hope at all, we've got to try to come together as much as possible. You know, we have an administration, we have people in power who need us divided. Who knows, but. That in his mind, the future has to be center slightly left of center. Yeah, I mean, we need to come together.

And I think that conceits that were once far left, you know, radical ideas like you shouldn't have to be rich to get an education.

You shouldn't have to be rich. To afford meds. You shouldn't have to be rich to have health care to live.

These things seemed like real radical ideas, this stuff was in the 50s, these mother fuckers who are trying to keep from and educate affordable education or free college had free college.

Paid seventeen dollars for their semester at Yale. So fuck you, and it isn't a far left conceit, it most certainly is not. So in that way, you're right. And it has become a lot more mainstream, thank goodness. In the Democratic Party, but as I've said before, it's been proven that when we're in a state of fear, we make conservative choices and God bless them, I voted for him.

Biden was a very conservative choice for the left. He's a centrist. He's a Reagan Republican. God bless him, but he's a human person. I just love that the right, you know, likes to think of Biden as the radical left.

Uh, all right, what else what else you got? Hey, Sarah. So as someone who has a really strong moral compass, I wanted to get your take on why you consume dairy products now, not to come across as a crazy vegan, but and I know, you know, this is how it works. But in a dairy farm, a dairy farm is a meat farm because when a a cow has a boy, they take the boy Callaway, and they slaughter reveal.

And if the monarchial has a little girl cow, that little girl cow is raised to become a dairy cow. But I'm sure you know this, that the momma instinctively needs to spend a year with their baby feeding them, but they rip the babies away from the dairy cow momma because they don't want to waste the milk on the little baby cow. They need the milk for humans. So there's a traumatic separation of the two thousand. All the cows are yelling and they're depressed and it's horrible.

And now that's one thing on the animal rights side. I mean, on the global warming side, 10 percent of all greenhouse gases are emitted from cows alone. And I'm just wondering, because I know you mentioned butter and ghee and Ben and Jerry's Ben and Jerry's non-dairy cookie dough ice cream is amazing. And there's so many non-dairy alternatives that are incredible. I don't know what the reason would be to drink milk or eat butter or eat real ice cream, just want to get your take on that fuck.

He's right to. He's right. I mean, I've been a vegetarian since I was seven, but I've been eating dairy and eggs. Sometimes I don't eat eggs, like right now I'm not eating eggs because I can't grosses me out.

But when the pandemic started, I went right back to eating eggs when I was in quarantine. Now I'm back off of them again.

I think it's a survival thing that clicked in me where I was like, I'm going to eat eggs, I want eggs. But they yeah, oh, fuck, I just like cheese is like an ice cream, but you're he's right. I really that's what I needed. Like, I can't unring this bell of information. I like using that term because I Jack McCoy says it on Law and Order a lot.

But it's true now. I know this. I know this. I'm going to I'm going to. You know, you can't say I'm going to go vegan, but I'm going to try to go vegan. When you say, like, I'm going to go vegan, it's like saying like I'm going to write a script, just say when you finished writing a script, don't say you're gonna because you never will.

I already said it and you feel like you've done it, but. I think I'm going to I, I because there's so many good substitutes, I need a butter substitute, I need an ice cream substitute, no problem.

And I need really good, like, slice of cheese substitute and they exist.

I just have to get them and maybe try a few and find the one I like and the whipped cream I put in my coffee. I can get silk makes like a soy whipped cream. I don't have an excuse. I like all those things.

I'm easily adjust to those things. Yeah, I think I'm I'm I think I'm I think you've just witnessed me get officially grossed out and not want to be a part of this anymore.

And the the environment thing is so real. I mean, the cows like it's such a giant footprint of.

What is it then, you know, takes a big chunk out of the environment, the like, what does it causes? It's like their farts and methane and I think are they in carbon footprint? Yeah. Big carbon footprint.

Thank you. That's what I meant. All right. Well, report on how that's going.

Because cows are beautiful, but also I hate when people go like that, but kittens are I can't believe they're kultury dogs like that so wrong. I mean, what's the difference? You eat cows, you eat chickens. One one's cuter. That makes it not OK. As if they're cute.

First of all, it's objective. And second of all, it's not nice. I really like there were rats in Rory's backyard and one of my my sister in law was grossed out like freaking out about it, but it's just like they're just less cute squirrels.

I mean, yes, they've got like a hairless tail and like hips, it's a little off putting. But, you know, there first like a cute color. I know, no. But they're just you know, they were just eating like the bird seeds from the bird feeder, even roaches, like sometimes I'll just be like, get over here because I put them outside and I feel like I've learned to be like, you're cute.

You're just looking around looking for some scraps.

I don't know, but I kill Aunt Little tiny ants because I've had ants in my apartment that just make like you go, what's that line of black on the floor?

And then you get closer and it's like a thousand ants.

And so I'm a hypocrite because I just will, like, spray them and wipe them and throw them away. I'm sorry, I know sometimes if I just see an ant, I put it outside, cute little and, you know, put on my hand, put it outside, but when there's like 1000. Kill them and kill them all. So like the end of the jinx, I kill them. Burp Guillermo. Um. Yeah, I have leather boots.

I'll keep them because I've got them, I'll wear them down to the nub and then that will be that. We'll see. We'll see. I mean, I've never been I haven't been a carnivore since I was seven, but. I think I want to go all the way, I want to be preachy about it, I believe in the food chain. I know that people are not ready for this, but I think I'm ready. All right.

That was a long answer, but in its defense, it was also an interesting. Hey, Sarah, this is Martina, brace yourself for some Polish accent because I live in Poland. I just wanted to say that I love you. You have made me laugh for years now. And I know that you guys have a lot going on in the U.S. right now here in Poland. Our government is trying to ban abortion completely. Which is just fantastic.

We will have to fight this during the covid pandemic. But I think we need to stay strong and not let the religious terrorists win. I imagine that despite my father being super conservative antisemite, he managed to raise a liberal, Jew loving feminist. It's unbelievable, but it's true. So stay strong, you guys. We're going to try and stay strong as well. We're all in this together. Love you, Sarabi. I feel like saying I love you, too.

I think it's so cool that we've got international listeners. And I, I like that I get to love your antisemitic dad because he made you.

And yeah, I've been thinking about women in Poland, our sisters in Poland, and they're kind of probably just a little bit ahead of us in in fate, they are making abortion illegal.

They're. And they took to the streets hundreds and thousands of women. I mean, this is another great thing about social media getting to see that and getting to expose that. But to see the women of Poland taking to the streets was really inspiring.

And fuck, man. It's scary. We got our precious little adorable, pretty young Amy, Connie Barrett, who is going to be that skeleton key they were looking for to overturn Roe v Wade. And also, maybe marriage equality and who knows what else. Such a pretty face. And we're going to have to do that, too. It's really been they've been chipping away here, women's rights, women's autonomy over our bodies, just chipping away state by state.

I know I've talked about it before, but I feel a kindred spirit with this woman in Poland and. And thank you for calling in. What else what else we got? Sarah, yes? Do you still say noice, and if you do, could you say it for me because it is so hot? I don't know if you're being genuine, first of all, I didn't make up noice, I was probably a year late to the noise game noise.

I don't know if I say it. Maybe I've said it on a show or something. Mostly I just say it like responding to a text or something.

I'm always very behind the curve with trends. I'm still saying yes. But I will respond to like a like with a thumbs up or a noise or a yes still, you know, I probably have like 17 more Noyce's.

Left in me. Why would you ask me that? I'm like, I'm always late in the game with the hip, you know what I like saying? Dope. I let you know, I never say dope, but when my friends say dope. I always, like, have a beat where I go like high school. I say, rad, I picked up Red, you know, I'm from New Hampshire, we didn't say red, but my friend Steve Agee is from Riverside and I really picked up Ra'ed from him a long time ago.

Ra'ed, I like it because it's kind of like when we were growing up when our when like our you know, like the older people, like in The Brady Bunch reruns would say, groovy.

I feel like that's what Ra'ed is now. It's like a little retro, but I'm old.

So it's like it was current at some point in my life, although I didn't say it then. Great story, Sarah. All right, we did it, we did it again. I'm so proud of us and I'm proud of you and your parents are proud of you and God is proud of you.

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