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So Rory, Rory, Rory went to Florida to visit his nephews and his parents and, you know, he's got family that that are there right now.

And he had his first vaccine a couple of weeks ago, so he felt OK going and he really missed his family. And although he's from Long Island, they're there in Florida right now.

And he he called me and he said he watched crazy rich Asians on the flight and that he loved it.

And he was like, you know, when it came out, I think I not consciously but unconsciously thought, you know, this movie is is not for me, you know, and it is for me.

I just think it's cool that he realized that about his own kind of embedded unconscious, preconceived notions, I guess, you know, and he watched it anyway.

And he was mindful enough to really think about it and go like, yeah, this is totally for me.

And of course, Asian Americans, Asians in this country have had no representation in art, you know, it's just starting to break through and they've all they've had to see themselves through a white lens.

Also, he was like, Henry Goulding is incredible. I mean, he's just an incredible actor and did you note like that he had, like, Googled him? Did you know he was like he wasn't planning on being an actor like he was discovered?

It's really sweet. Any of that same experience with Penn 15 where we were like I said, I heard it's great. Let's watch it.

He was like, OK, but he he loved it as much as I did. I mean, it's a masterpiece. And every day I'd be like, what do you want to watch? He's like 10, 15.

Maybe it's really cool to see just like how much bigger and richer your world can get when when you're open to other you know what you know, other people's experiences and seeing that seeing your own life through that lens.

These changes are good. They're fun. They're easy. They're seamless because once you get new information, you're going to be changed by it. You can't unring that bell.

And that reminds me of so I have this friend who I adore and we text he always texts me videos like a video, texts, basically. It's that app, Marco Polo, but it's not. He texts. He makes videos and texts to me of himself talking. I don't think that's actually pertinent at all to this story.

But anyway, so we were talking and he's like, I'm a little high, but he's like, is there going to be a you know, they're going to be a big thing now where you can't say master bedroom or master bathroom, you know, because I mean, think about it.

That's that's from slavery, like the Masters bedroom, the mouth like now, is there going to be like a whole thing where we can't say that? It's just so funny to me.

And I I sent him a video back and I go, oh, my God, that never occurred to me. But I will never say it again, Don. It's not a big thing. There's no big deal about it. I'm done, done. I'm going to call it the main bedroom in the main bathroom. No big deal. The big deal comes from the people who, you know, realize the blatant slavery reference and still fight it, just fighting progress.

Well, I'm not going to change the way I say that. You know, that's the big deal.

It's not a big deal to go like, oh, fuck, yeah. I'm just going to call it, like, the big bedroom or the main bedroom. And of course, you know, he wrote back and he's like, oh, my God, you're totally right. And he's just like, I'm embarrassed. Don't talk about this on your podcast. But I was like, come on, man, this is the stuff. This is the stuff, realizing these things and being changed by it, I just think it's so fucking cool.

It's those relics that are so unnecessary and it's funny that people cling to them so hard. It's like Jimmys, you know, I don't know if it's a New England thing or a Boston thing or a regional thing or maybe it's not.

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Hey, let's take a voicemail. You left me a message, Delaplane, for the. Let's hear some voice. All right. Hey, Sarah, how's it going? Well, I'm a huge fan. I'm excited that you got the vaccine. Thank you. I got the vaccine to a couple of weeks ago. I got the second shot a couple weeks ago. And I farted so much the entire night after I got the vaccine all night long. They were really, really loud.

And I thought I was going to shit my pants a couple of times and but I didn't it was I just farted all night long. This so loud. I'm really glad my roommates weren't home. I love you. I'll talk to you soon. Bye. Was there a question in that? Look, I think he just wanted to tell us that he's clearly hoping that I'm going to be like, oh my God, me too.

But no, I am not going to.

I'm not going to say that. Next question. Next, voice mail, sometimes it's a comment. Hi, Sarah, my name is Aaron. I have a question about your TED talk. I thought it was smart. I really enjoyed it. And I am just wondering if you ever got any kind of apology or anything from whoever was responsible for banning your TED talk? OK, this is a whole story short answer is yes, I did. But to catch everyone else up, yeah, I got asked to do a TED talk.

Oh, ten years ago now and by like the head guy from the TED talks. Right. And I had my manager go back like three different times, Miss Amys V and be like, are you sure you want Sarah?

And are you you know what she does, you know?

And he was like, yes, you know, we want all points of views and we you know, we want her.

She's an artist and we want her to, you know, express yourself as she sees fit. And there's no wrong answers. And this is, you know, voices coming together and blah, blah, blah.

OK, and I was so excited because I love the TED talks, I watch them all the time, you know, so I, I they give you a topic and then I worked really hard.

It's like exactly 18 minutes.

And I did my TED talk and I was just so excited. I felt really good about it.

And I had to leave right after because I remember I was I had a benefit I was doing afterwards.

And the next day I'm driving to see my mom who is out here. And I my boyfriend was driving my boyfriend at the time.

And I'm I, I read you know, I'm reading comments on Twitter.

And the guy who booked me, who had a million followers at the time, which is way more than I had.

Wrote a tweet that was like, I'm sorry, I booked Sarah Silverman. She was God awful. I was stunned. I couldn't believe it. I, I just felt so. I just it made me feel terrible, and I you know, I wrote something back like. I looked it up, it said like, kudos to you for making Ted an unsafe haven. You are a barnacle of mediocrity on Bill Gates, asshole.

That's what I wrote, because I just felt like he gets all these amazing people to do TED talks and then he thinks, you know, he's friends with all of them or a peer, but he's just he was really just being a coward, really.

You know, and then Steve Case chimes in and says, I should be ashamed of myself.

And that I remember what I said, I was like, you know, you should maybe be nicer to the last person on Earth who uses AOL, then, you know, I happen to go on Bill Maher.

And he he wants me to tell the whole story. So I did.

Then the guy calls my manager and is like, can we call a truce?

But honestly, don't fuck with comedians. Like, it's just never going to work out for you, but mostly.

You know, don't promise a safe haven and then take a giant public shit on someone literally trying to do their best in what they've been asked to do, like, you know, I was so excited to be asked to do a TED talk.

I couldn't believe it. And it was, you know, something that my mom and I did together.

We would just lie in her bed with her laptop and just watch Ted talk after Ted talk.

And it was just that was it was a special thing for us.

So, yeah, he wouldn't post it, he banned it, you know. For like eight years, and then he did post it and he apologized and, you know, to be honest, by then I was bummed because I you know, by then I had honed that material into great material and it was in my next comedy special. One, that, by the way, Mr. Ted Talk won an Emmy for writing.

But, you know, he has since totally apologized and I think was is truly sorry.

So I feel badly going over it again. But, you know, it is a part of my life and I have to be allowed to talk about it because it's my life. But he did write a lovely note to me, and I truly have I don't have hard feelings towards him at all.

Look, you know, best case scenario, we all change and grow and make amends and move on.

And, you know, y'all know, I have and do and will again lots of times. I'm sure that's what Yom Kippur is. That's what the ninth step is. It's cool. So, yeah.

Good on him. All right, what else? Hi, Sarah, this is Chelsea calling from Massachusetts. My question is, I heard you talking about how you had a relationship, communication, whatever, with an ex lover's family member. You still talk to them, whatever. Yeah, I don't speak to any of my exes, let alone their family members. Is it something that I have done wrong in my life that I literally draw people like that?

I'm able to just drop people like that, like they no longer serve me. The relationship is ended. You're dead to me. And yeah. So I don't know. I'm married now. I'm sober. I have a beautiful husband and beautiful son. I don't have hate towards any of my exes, but I literally it's as if it never happened any of them. So I'm just wondering what you think about that or how you're been able to maintain these relationships or if there was just that one you happened to mention.

Thank you so much. Well, cut off fast. I don't think there's anything wrong with that if you don't harbor any if you're not holding on to shit about it, they're just not on your mind. I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I'm just different.

I don't know why I Silverman sisters have always been that way with boyfriends, you know? I understand going clean slate, you know, with things, with things and stuff more for me, you know, like I left my apartment.

Never went back, you know, people were like, can you hear the siren in the background? Should we wait? What do you care? It's real life. There's a siren in the background. It's gone now.

Yeah, but I left my apartment to move into my house. I didn't think twice about it. Never went back. I just walked out the door and that was it.

I don't have, like, sentimentality about stuff or place, you know, like things like that. I loved living there.

I had 14 great years there. I thought I was going to live there forever. But, you know, I'm gonna I don't think about it.

But with people I don't know, I guess I just like for me, I don't know how you can love someone with your whole heart and then just not love them anymore.

You know, I mean, of course, in a different way. But, you know, I mean, some of my exes are you know, they're like brothers to me, you know, like I still love them.

It's just a different kind of love. And I guess that was kind of modeled for me with my.

Parents, you know, like my parents, to be honest, had a awful, terrible marriage and divorce, but then they became like best friends for the rest of their lives.

They were siblings. They were brother and sister. I mean, my step mom would send my dad down the street to get for my mom to clip his toenails and his fingernails.

You know, like when my mom died, you know, my dad and my stepmom were, like, holding each of her hands. And, you know, it wasn't until then, like after she died, they moved.

They left New Hampshire and I realized they were staying to be near her, you know, because she she wasn't well.

And, you know, they wanted to be kind of close if if she needed them. And where Jimmy Kimmel telling me, like because he saw that I was friends with my exes and he was like, if we break up, I'm not going to be friends with you.

But, you know, of course we are. And I, I like to put that in his face occasionally, but it's nice, you know.

I mean, when people bring up my ex, Kyle Dunnigan, like my face gets the biggest smile on it because he's he's so funny and I love him so much.

And like, Rory and I will, like, sit and just go down a whole rabbit hole of watching his videos on Instagram.

And that's what I love that about.

Rory, like Rory has zero ego or anxiety about that stuff, like he knows he's my person and that these people really kind of brought me to him in a lot of ways, you know?

I mean, that's you know, you you have your life experience and that brings you to where you are. No, no, no. All right. What else?

Hi, Sarah. This is Jen from New Jersey. I was wondering if you could break down your skin care regime for a you have gorgeous skin and I am heading towards sporty and trying to take care of myself as much as possible. That would love your thoughts. Thank you. Adore you.

I mean, part of it is probably like my mom had a real, real good skin, too. I don't know. And also a big part of it's probably. That I have melisma, I got melisma like around 30, and basically what that means is if I the rest of my body is fine, I can get really tan, actually.

But if I have direct sunlight on my face for even like five solid seconds, I get a dark brown mustache stain that does not go away for months.

So I have to be like dead serious about major sunscreen.

Sometimes I just put a zinc mustache on thick and I rub it in because I don't care and I avoid the sun.

Sadly, it used to be my biggest joy growing up, just being in the sun. But, you know, everyone wears a face mask now.

And I wear a face mask before the pandemic because I would like wear a bandana on my face because I can't be in the sun. And it's also a pain in the ass when people hire me on movies and TV because they have to, like, shield me from the sun for outdoor scenes and stuff.

But I really it's there's nothing I can do about it. It's hard for makeup people to cover a dark brown mustache, Stan.

And what else you got to drink a lot of water that's so good for your face, drink tons of water. And wash it, rinse it, you know, you wash your face, you rinse your face, you can't over, rinse your face, you don't want to leave soap on your face, that that's shitty, too.

And also, I don't over wash it like sometimes in the morning I just rinse it. I don't use soap because, like, your natural oils are good. I have really dry skin. So I put I just slather my face in oil to be honest. Is this interesting.

I'm so sorry but I'll just take like just some clean moisturizer, just like if you got like oil level of sensitive skin. So it doesn't have like gross perfume in it.

I feel like that's a good clean moisturizer then. Yeah. You can put like fancy face oil drops in it. You can also put olive oil in it, rose oil, a combination of all that shit. And that's what's the other one.

It's something Seydou Oil. Grapeseed, grapeseed oil, yeah, that's a really good one, because I pop popcorn with grapeseed oil for some reason actually. Jimmy Kimmel told me that that's what you're supposed to use for popcorn. That's like the healthiest one.

I put that on my face. Just any kind of oil.

I put it in my moisturizer, slather it on. Sometimes I just take oil and pat it on. Here's another one. When you put your moisturizer on, you go upward, put it on upward, up your neck, up your face upward. Now you go, that's crazy. What does it matter? It matters.

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Hi, Sarah. I just wanted to ask you if you could talk more about your dreams and why you love dreaming so much. I don't know if you have already, but I feel like you have to watch your podcast. But I also for you. But I would love to I would love to hear about your dream World Cup record.

So she's sleeping. It sounds like she was really just about to fall asleep like she was. She just had enough to, like, click the big pipe thing and. I was just going straight into that theta state, you know, there's nothing more boring than telling people what your dreams are, but it's all try to answer this real quickly.

But I have always dreamed, even if I don't dream all night and I wake up in the morning and I go back to sleep, you know, I get up at like 5:00 in the morning and look at your phone, then you go back to sleep.

I have very vivid dreams, but, you know, yeah, I always say I have a very active dream life and I have to be there a lot.

And it's really true. Even when I was little, I remember I used to go to sleep on my stomach with my hands like made into like binoculars on my eyes because I felt like it was a movie, like I was going into a movie. And I always have, like, action, adventure dreams or someone's trying to kill me. But it's usually not that scary. Like there's some element where I've figured out like to know on some level that I'm not going to really die because it's a dream.

But a lot of action adventure, a lot of weird, a lot of things that happen. All right. I'll tell you one dream and I'm going to make it as short as possible because I know it's just fucking torture to hear people's dreams, but.

Six years ago now, I think almost was I got I had this emergency surgery, I almost died. I was in a coma for a week, blah, blah, blah. I've told the story before.

And when I got out of the hospital, first of all, I was incredibly emotional and I probably would have and I'm not this isn't a joke.

Jumped off the roof of my building because what they didn't tell me, you know, hospitals are so, you know, Western medicine, like, they're just they fix on they fix the thing that's broken and they're don't think about the other things that affects.

Well, they did not give me my Zoloft for eight days and I had no idea.

Plus I was so I was in intense withdrawal from that.

And I didn't know it until my sister told me because she was the one kind of keeping track of all that and she was fighting with them to give it to me and they wouldn't.

And I was also on withdrawals because they couldn't totally put me to sleep. They had to just give me, like, all the heroin in the world or whatever, morphine, oxycodone or something because of my blood pressure so low. So I was also having withdrawals from that. And what's my point?

I was really emotional, like actually knowing when Laura told me, like, they haven't given you Zoloft in eight days and realizing that's what it was helped so much because I like tripled my dose to, like, kick it back in.

And I also knew what was happening to me.

I could understand it. So that helped a lot.

Anyway, all of this to say I was so emotional, like everything was too sad or too beautiful to even.

Handle, you know, like, you know, if I saw a man walking alone on the street, I was a mess because is he lonely? Is he alone in life? Does he have family, you know, or like even like beautiful things were just too beautiful.

I couldn't handle it. I could only handle dog TV, which I had bought for my dog.

But really, I watch more than more than her. But anyway, during this time, I had a dream and I woke up sobbing because it was so beautiful. But it's not going to sound that beautiful. And it was just this.

I was in some I've tried to Google it, find the right search words to find out where this is, May maybe Jill or something. It was like a shanty town and it was beautiful and it was poor. But we had everything we needed. We were happy. We were poor, but we were happy.

And somehow I was a part of it. You know, it was a part of this like community.

And there was this elderly black man walking around with his grandson, cutting up a pair with a knife and sharing it and going to different neighbors and hanging out and talking.

And he said, we call it grazing, you know, and we like to hear people's stories. And it was just so sweet.

And then the grandson said, like green cellophane. Do you ever wonder how they make green cellophane? Wouldn't it be neat to to go to one of the factories where they make it and see how they do it?

That's the dream. I woke up sobbing, it was just so beautiful and, you know, do I apologize now for dreaming about a magical black man trope? I am sorry, I. I can't control it. It's my subconscious mind and I'm sure there's embedded shit in there, but that's what it was.

And and I was so moved by this dream that I thought, I'm going to order green cellophane on Amazon and when I get it, I'm going to look and see where it's made and wherever it's made, I'm going to go there.

And I thought, wherever it is, I'm going to buy a plane ticket and I'm going to go there because it just felt like destiny. And I did.

I ordered green cellophane and it came and I looked to see where it was made. Camden, New Jersey.

I was like, yeah, no, I've been there, it's all right, never mind got over that real fast. All right, next call. Sorry, was that boring? What else?

Hey, Sarah, you've mentioned nervous diarrhea a couple of times on the show. And I was wondering if you know what the purpose of nervous diarrhea is in terms of evolution, like when our ancestors used to get nervous. Why was it helpful or beneficial to them to have a solid stool in their colon just suddenly turned to liquid? Thank you. That I've never thought about that before. Yeah. My guess is that it's like. Something you can do on the run.

It's probably why they call it the runs, like when people run a marathon, you know, people will shit when they run a marathon, but it always comes out liquidy. It's not like doesn't come out like in Plops.

Yeah, that's very interesting, I always use nervous diarrhea as an example when people think mindfulness is some like hippy dippy bullshit, you know, because I'm like, all right, if there's no mind body connection, how do you explain nervous diarrhea?

Boom. Now, go do some yoga, bitch. Oh, I don't know. All right, what else? I don't like calling people because I didn't feel she had a question for you or in your theme song. There's a guy that it was hate.

He is that Cheesman Tsoukas sounds a lot like Jasmines who gets to be, uh.

Uh, that's that's it. I hope you don't get Oraibi. I don't think it's Manziel. It's I'd have to ask Ben Folds, because he he created he made the the theme song I don't know where he procured the haz. Interesting question, though, an interesting question. What else? Hi, Sarah, is Matthew here from London, England, and in the recent film sequel Coming to America, Eddie Murphy reprises his roles in the Barbershop, which includes him doing to face a stereotypical old Jewish character.

What are your thoughts on this? It's interesting, it it it is you face, yes, but I do not have a problem with it, I, I haven't seen the new one yet.

I can't wait. But I've seen, of course, seen him do that character in the original one.

And to me, it's done with so much love. You know, there's no negative stereotype.

The character doesn't, you know, isn't like a money grubbing, you know, stereotypical Jew, you know, or something.

He's like I feel like he's doing it with so much love. And he also plays a million characters.

That's the thing about about it. So, yeah, no, that doesn't bother me at all.

It's not like I'm like that part should have gone to a Jewish actor, you know. I mean, no.

Yeah, I have a harder time with Jew face when I see non Jewish actors playing like heightened stereotypical scumbag Jews. That's hard for me. Yeah.

Then I'm like then I'm like, I don't know. Would I rather a Jewish actor play that part? I don't know.

I yeah, I guess.

Or maybe just less stereotypical scumbag Jewish characters maybe. I don't know. That's the thing that bothers me.

And I've said this before, of course. But if it is a Jewish character that is courageous or beautiful or deserves love, it is never played by a Jewish actor.

And, you know.

I get it, like actors are actors, they play different people, and I love that.

I have no problem with actors playing different roles, but never, never that's when it's you know, it's loud, though I will say I betray everything I just said by saying Tom Hardy as Alfie Solomons and Peaky Blinders is the shit.

I mean, like, unbelievable, unbelievable performance. Yeah. Hey, Sarah, I've recorded this voicemail about 100 hundred times because I can't fit what I want to say and 90 seconds. So why would you say that on a recording?

You're awesome. And I have so many things I want to discuss with you, but I have to pick a few for this voicemail for still hasn't gotten to the point on.

I didn't even realize it was a problem in my life until you mentioned it over headphones while I clean alone at night in medical buildings. And I have jumped out of my skin so many nights and didn't realize until, you know, and I'm glad other people felt the same here.

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. Did you finally just blow it? Was there something that helped you grow it? I feel bad for her, my daughter's friend, because she's starting sleepovers and I don't want her to feel so worried about it. And she is. And they're great parents, you know. So I don't think they're doing anything wrong. I just think they don't know what to do and want to help their daughter and not see her sad when it comes to that.

So thanks. Love you.

Bye. Oh, that was so much. I did grow out of it. I mean, I was like sixteen when I was no longer a bedwetter, which is crazy.

Is like thirty three years between stopping wetting the bed and losing my virginity.

An odd. And I subsequently, like I remember when I got fired from Saturday Night Live, I did wet the bed a few times with men in it.

Three different times, three different men, yeah, yeah, I yeah, I grew up, I grew out of it, yeah.

But also towards the end I started to sound so weird but I had like made up like a chant or like a mantra that for some reason when I would when I would say it to myself before bed, I wouldn't wet the bed.

And looking back, it probably was some form of like meditation, but it was like, I will not wet the bed.

I will not wet the bed, I will not wet the bed. I will not wet the bed. Please don't wet the bed. Please don't wet the bed. Please don't wet the bed. Please don't wet the bed. Don't wet the bed.

I just like this odd chant and for some reason I wouldn't. Yeah. Wet the bed when I did that so that. But yeah I think ultimately I grew out of it. I don't know why we get so many Nordic calls, is that what it would be like Sweden and Finland?

But I love it. And a friend of mine went to Sweden and she was she told me, I'm famous there. I think they love Jews in Sweden. I did hear that, like, Jews are like exotic in Sweden. I want to go.

I have this friend of a friend of a friend of mine who went to Sweden years ago, and he's just like a shalaby short, chubby Jewish guy, not just day, but he is a short, chubby Jewish guy and.

He came back a year later, he did some job like a radio job or something, and he came back a year later with what looks like a model, like a tall blonde donning Swedish model. And I was telling Rory this and he goes nuts. She probably worked at like Dunkin Donuts. They're like, that's that's what they all look like. Yeah.

Sweden, man who would play you in the biopic about your life?

I mean. Well, I started standup at 17, so, I mean, I would have to be like really young Jewish actress and.

I can't think of any. Can't think that knee, maybe my niece, Eliza, who's a brilliant actress, actor, but she's 27, she's she's almost twenty eight.

I mean, I'm not saying that's old, but I, you know. Yes, but she could. Think she's 15. Yeah, I would say my niece, Elissa Silverman. Oh, she's so pretty to that would be great. She doesn't have a horse face like her auntie, which is beautiful and strong, and I'm I accept it and I. I love myself. All right, Dad, we've reached we've gone beyond the denouement of this podcast, isn't it?

Roger, are you impressed that I use that word?

Well, that and procured the haze. I thought both were anyway.

Yeah. Procured. Yeah, I'm using a lot of big words.

But Danimal, I learned in high school and I use it a lot also circumlocutions.

I learned in high school. That means like you use a lot of words to say something that really doesn't need so many words just like that.

Dad, it's the end I'm wrapping up.

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