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I want to say, hey, hey. Let's talk about my new house. I haven't moved in yet. You know, I'm getting it already and, you know, comfortable in my apartment.

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And I'm waiting till I get to a point where I'm like feel ready to to switch over. But it's a brand new house. And God damn it, if my brand new garage doesn't smell exactly like semen, I don't know what it is.

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I don't know why. Maybe it's like the fresh cement siemen cement. Coincidence? I don't know. But anyway, I was laughing because I keep everything in my notes app on my phone, you know, grocery lists, ideas, thoughts, you know, essays, I'll write a whole essay or or just like remember to do this, just everything, you know. So I had finished my grocery list and I deleted it. And the next note that I had written pops up and it just says, Rory's cum smells like my garage.

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It made me laugh.

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Rory's cum smells like my garage had to kind of like retrace my steps on what that meant.

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But I think, you know, I'll write down funny thoughts in the middle of the night or something. And I think because my garage very pointedly and very specifically smells like semen. And ladies, you know, at that event, ladies. Everyone. Then it just made me left, if I were to say my boyfriend's cum smells like a garage, I don't know.

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It's funny because I shouldn't even talk about this. I don't know what the line is with Rory. And I guess I'll find out. And I know his mom, Terri, listens, and I my parents do, too.

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But my parents are so immune.

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You know, I don't want to make her uncomfortable, but I can't, you know, I mean, I can't mold my I mean, she wouldn't want me to.

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Terri wouldn't want me to. Anyway. We were laughing, Aruri and I post-coital Lee, because, you know, during sex and I won't go into it because it's, you know, it's it's private and it's whatever, but I think it's a little every womanish, every Manesh, every person ushe that during sex or maybe not during sex and very kittenish.

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And maybe I would say not subservient, not submissive, but like that vibe.

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I'm kittenish. I don't know how to I don't know if you're supposed to call yourself kittenish. It's like calling yourself an edgy comedian. It's for other people to say that, I think I could tell you. Whilst. In Quietus, I tend to be kittenish. I think that's right, but then immediately, when it's over Post-Coital, Rorie says, I become a bully like a classic bully, and he did really catch me in it because I didn't even feel myself.

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I changed like one hundred and eighty degrees. I snap out of it because he'll laugh at me. And then I realize he's right. He really caught me because we just finished sex. He got up and he accidently knocked over a glass of water. And I don't even hear myself say this until he laughed. Everybody go, oh, did your water break pussy?

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And. And he just laughed like, oh, my God, you're such a bully.

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How do you change so fast?

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I talked to some girlfriends and they say it's a they do it too. I don't know what it is. You know, when we have sex, of course, we talk dirty and I'm all into it, and then after when we're in the kitchen eating snacks, I'm like, your cum is on my pajama bottoms, you know, whatever. And I can see how it probably feels like I have multiple personalities, you know, he's like now sometimes will approach me.

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Like tiptoe around me will be like, is this the Sarah that likes come the Sarah that hates come. It's real Jekyll and Hyde stuff.

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I think this is relatable, but I maybe is that is it is semen made of testosterone because like when when we're done sex I feel like I'm filled with testosterone and he's lost a lot of fluids. He's very weak. And I think there's a part of me that exploits it. He's funny now.

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We sleep together a lot. Like I sleep over his place. He sleeps over my place like I'm a new woman. But I woke up the other day to him asking my dog, Mary, you know, usually dogs have a sense of your soft spots and and where they shouldn't just pounce on, you know.

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Mary doesn't. She really doesn't you really have to engage your core when she's around because you don't know when she's going to just jump on you. And hit your soft spots anyway, I wake up to I'm going. He Marea. Is my nipple skin hurting your clore? I made me laugh is a fun way to wake up, you know, I was talking to my friend Brian Moses.

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Um, who you may know as the creator and host of Roast Battle, among many other things, and, you know, we were talking we used to before everything went down, we played basketball every Sunday together and we'd drive together.

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And I remember we. We related about something, I'm starting this all wrong, I'm just saying this. I grew up a Jew in a town in New Hampshire without Jews, you know, I didn't know any different.

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He grew up a black person. In a white town. And one thing we realized we had in common that probably informed. Our path into standup is that, like even when I was very little and I, you know, I I couldn't possibly consciously know this or articulate it until I was an adult looking back.

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But I I just instinctively knew to make my friends, parents feel at ease about me.

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I, I just knew that I needed to ingratiate myself to any of my friends parents and let them know that their kids are safe hanging out with me and, you know, to be affable and likeable and and just assure them that I was safe to be around.

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And, you know, it's so it's such an odd thing as a little kid to.

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Do and I'm sure I was not conscious of it at all or couldn't articulate that to me, that was just existence, you know, or or I'd go, I'm Jewish, but like I'm not like, you know, just very apologetic and.

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But I think that is that it really was like an interesting groomer for for both of us, Brian and I, to into being a comedian, because there's something about it that is like being a host.

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You know, at seven, I felt like, you know, I had to kind of make people feel comfortable and and that's, you know, sad as it may be, that survival skill served me in comedy and Brian as well.

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And I just thought it was interesting. I wrote it down to chat about.

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But anyway, so I just I, I can't believe how Jewish I am until I started this podcast because I'm just right now I'm just in a moment where I'm thinking about it all the time. And I know you guys think I'm crazy. I don't know. You know, my whole spiel about Jewish actresses only get to play Jews, like if they're like the country girlfriend before the guy realizes what love could can be, you know, or that guy's book agent or sleazy executive or some like sassy roommate that does the exposition for the main character, you know, and it's very limited.

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There's believe me, there's less representation for lots of other people. I'm just you know, I I believe if you were to look at my actions on a daily basis, I advocate for people that are not Jews for about seven days a week.

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So I afford me this on my podcast. But this really sounds crazy. I know.

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I like I see swastikas and Scrabble boards and on in construction workers, you know, I mean, Malayali my porcupine needles are a little bit up.

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You know, we're live in a world where, like on people are like getting an office. You know, they they believe that Jews want to enslave the world. Anyway, so I'm watching The Undoing. Which is great, really enjoying it. Very fun. Love Nicole Kidman, love Hugh Grant, love Lily Rabe. But in watching Episode one, and I'm I'm biting my tongue, you know, and it's Nicole Kidman, is this New York City therapist who's, you know, very good at her job and got a quick wit and and her husband is quirky and funny and they've got a great rapport.

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And with their son, that's in it's very kind of a liberal kind of.

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And I'm biting my tongue because I know Rory's just going to think I'm bananas, but I'm just thinking. It's like she's playing a Jewish character. This character seems like it's supposed to be Jewish and I'm not even going to say anything because I know it's crazy. Not all Jews aren't the only ones that are therapists in New York City and have a good sense of humor and but there's just something about it.

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Then what's the second one I played in my tongue, maybe I say a little something, then we watched the third one, like, I guess I'm just I'm just going to look up the book.

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It's based on well, it's based on a book, has a different title. And lo and behold, the characters names, they change the characters last names. For the series in the book, their last names is like Rhinehart, Sachs, like like they combined two Jewish names when they got married and I go, God damn it, I knew I was right.

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They either whitewash a Jewish couple in a book or great book. This is a great book. Let's make it into and I get it, she's looking for great material for herself. And we don't have to play who we are. I'm just saying accumulatively it's bananas. I'm not mad at Nicole Kidman. She didn't do anything wrong.

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Accumulatively it's bananas.

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It's like juy. Women are not allowed to play Jewish women if they're.

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Kind or deserve love or courageous, anyway, I've talked about this before, and I'm sorry anyway, I just listen. I know people will roll their eyes at the prospect of Jews needing representation, but it's true, other people need representation, too.

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I never. Where are the Native Americans? Where are the very few Asians? Very you know, not a lot of Indians. And I'm sure they're pigeonholed. Do you know? Believe me, I might. Your fight is my fight. But let me have this. Let me just have this hallowed tushy. Do you have a butt hole then? This ad is for you. It's hard to believe that when we go to the bathroom in this country, most people wipe instead of wash.

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Sarah, you know my best friend Heidi, who you may remember as the woman who couldn't figure out why she had diarrhea for three days.

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And then. I looked in her backpack and she was eating prunes the whole time, because I know they're dried plums anyway, we've been through all that.

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So Heidi is a therapist and she's my best friend since we were 19.

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And, you know, she's single. She has a son she had on her own. Greatest kid in the world. And I always want to fix her up, I mean, she would love to have love, but she's so busy, it's really not like the first thing on her mind, but I want her to have love. So I'm always looking or I'll just say, like, you know who I'm always I keep a list of single people in my life because I.

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I always like to see who might fit together anyway.

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So I mentioned her and I said she was a lesbian or I said she was gay.

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I've mentioned her. I've described her as a lesbian. I described her as gay.

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Anyway, she calls me a while ago and she said, it's fine, it doesn't matter.

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But if you're interested, I actually identify as queer.

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And and I said, what? What is that exactly? What is queer?

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And she goes, Well, people have a little bit different. You know, some people think the Q stands for questioning. She but she identifies as queer and queer is is you just love whoever you love. You're just it's not binary. It's you're not gender specific. You fall in love with the human being. You fall in love with them.

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That's that. I was like, oh, that's so cool. And then I got really excited just because as someone from the Boston area who's really trying to live a mindful life, I now can say once again, you know, I my best friend Heidi is single.

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And if if if you know anyone, she's a fucking queer.

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So, you know, it's so win win, I you know, but, yeah, she's she's fucking queer.

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If you know any quality quality people out there, I just think she's the smartest, funniest, the hardest, I laugh with anybody most beautiful, wonderful person.

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And if you know anyone else who's fucking queer.

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She's also she's a fucking she's fucking queer, he all right, enough of that. She would take calls. Voicemail's, hey, Sarah, Michael Levia reaching out to you. I know you have Howard's ear and love him as I do.

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I don't know that ear.

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He talks about being pro women, pro health care for all anti Trump, pro science. Certainly pro science is his big thing, you know, and anything that really makes someone be liberal.

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But when anyone calls him a liberal, he's like, hey, I'm not a liberal, I'm not a liberal or I'm no socialist. And I was hoping you could the next time you're on there, talk about like somehow these words have been demonized. But, you know, this is what the people want. America, even if you're on the right, you want reasonable gun restrictions, you want Medicare for all or some sort of socialized medicine. You know, we don't want racist police.

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And I think that people need to start speaking out, that these terms, socialist, leftist, liberal, are all good things, are compliments to give someone. And when someone like Howard is so smart, doesn't get it, was afraid to embrace it. I think it's a problem.

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And I was hoping you could talk about it because, you know, if someone calls me a liberal, like hell, yeah, I'm a liberal in it. Why wouldn't you want to be a liberal? And that's it, love. You can't wait till we can see again in person.

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Yeah, that's interesting. I don't I don't know that I have Howard's ear, but I will say and.

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I'm openly liberal, I'm a proud liberal, but you know what, first of all, he's come so far, you know, he really wanted his show at the beginning of Trump taking office.

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He didn't talk a lot about it. He really wanted his show to be a respite from the politics.

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Constant, you know, politics, and, you know, that's was his choice, but he it became really unavoidable. And I've just been like, so impressed with how he really speaks his mind and his truth and and and you're right.

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You know, it's you're right in saying you're liberal. You know, I mean, I remember when I met with people in Louisiana that were like Trump people and I fell in love with them.

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And at the end, I go, you're liberal, you know? But the truth is we want the same things. We just don't call things. What people call things separates us, you know what I mean? We there. People are terrified of words like socialism, but they want their Social Security, they want paved roads, they want their children to be able to have an education. They want to be able to afford medicine to go to the hospital if they need to.

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There's nobody that doesn't want those things. But sometimes words like liberal or feminist or, you know, I mean, they separate us because not only do we have no baseline truth anymore, we're being fed completely different truths through our algorithms or streams on social media.

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But we also have no baseline language almost anymore, you know, PC means something totally different. To the right, in the left, liberal means something totally different to different people, feminist certainly means something totally different to different people.

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I mean, you know, in my mind, like, why wouldn't you be a feminist? It just means equality. Women are have equality to men like let's look and basic.

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I you know, I talked to this kid in South Dakota.

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We've talked for years through direct messaging on social media. His name's Devin and he he works at McDonald's. And he said everyone at McDonald's, they called me a liberal, you know, and they were like shitting on him. They called him a liberal. He goes, is that bad? And I said, I don't know. I considered myself a liberal. But why do you look it up and read the definition and decide for yourself?

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And he wrote back and he goes he cut and pasted the definition of liberal. And he's like, I am a liberal. I go. All right, cool.

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You know, but. Let's bring it back to Howard, he might go, I'm not liberal, I'm independent, but I don't think that should put you off. I actually. I think that, like. I think he's being I think he's being honest when he says when he says that, you know, he. And at the very least, there's something smart about that, because those labels. Separate people, you know, and the truth is his ideology is is what his ideology is, he doesn't want to label himself a liberal because.

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What does that even mean anymore? You know, it means different things to different people. He believes what he believes. And he's just not beholden to a classic ideology. He's he's he's politically quere.

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Sarah, I totally love you. So I don't want to sound like a bitch, but I just think it's funny. I find it curious how you pronounce some words. And I'm wondering if anyone has ever brought to your attention the way you pronounce the word celebrity. The Sarah Silverman version is celebrity. Very interesting. Just curious if you knew that. Celebrity. Celebrity celeb celebrity. Celebrity, celebrity, celebrity. Oh, no, I definitely I get shit from friends about I think it's because my dad has a really thick Boston accent and you can barely understand what he says.

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But my mom was like Diane Chambers from church.

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She said, like when and where.

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And she pounded into me diction because she said, I mumbled, you know, she pounded into me diction.

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And so I, I think I mumbled so much growing up that I am always trying to because I want to communicate and I want to make sure that you hear what I'm saying, that I, I over enunciate things and sometimes I'm probably even wrong about it. Like I get shit for saying interesting. That's interesting. I don't know what's wrong. That's exactly how it's spelled interesting. But I think people say. Interesting. That's like Pinterest. Pinterest, I go, oh, it's supposed to be like interest Pinterest, interesting.

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Oh, I don't know, but I. You know, and my nana probably influenced it, too, because she had a Boston accent, but she tried to sound posh and it went in and out like she would say both, but like holla bread.

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She would say Huli. I don't know, there were like wise at the end of the day, and she always sang the song to me, which I sing to Mary now, which is probably sad, but she'd go it just went, oh, my little Sarah.

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Oh, my little girl. But it always girl. Oh, and she just repeated it over and over again, and I find myself doing that when I'm holding Mary like a baby, I go and I feel it soothes her because she has a lot of anxiety.

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I go, oh, my little Mary. Oh, my little girl. But girl has two syllables, and that's probably why Rory. Has been really hard for me, but now I just make a meal, that's what I do. I think when a word is hard, I make a meal out of it.

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So now I go Ruri and we get into arguments because I say his name has three syllables and he says two.

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But I have weird things that bother me like people in my life that say, anyways, to me that sounds dumb. Now who am I to say what sounds dumb?

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Half of the words I say sound dumb, but anyways, and it bothers my dad too, who has very thick Boston accent anyways, I think it's a California thing or a West Coast thing that anyways, people say anyways, smart people, really smart people say anyways.

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But it sounds dumb to my ears anyway. Anyway, anyways.

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All right. Sorry. Let it go.

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Sarah, we have another one. Hey, Sarah, it's Amy, I just wanted to ask you, first of all, I want to say I hope you're feeling good and you're doing fine, but I would like to know what your thoughts are on ghosts and why people are so obsessed with the paranormal recently. That's my question. Have a blessed day, my dear bubby.

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What a delight.

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Why are people I think people have always been obsessed with ghosts or the afterlife or paranormal, it's it's how we deal with mortality, probably hoping that there's something, knowing that.

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We're all going to die and hoping that there's something else out there. There probably isn't that said. My mom died, and I know when it comes to your front door, then all of a sudden everything changes and I don't know what the truth is.

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I've never believed the stuff, but I do believe in science and. Energy is science and energy doesn't go away, it's only displaced and if you've ever seen a dead body. Boy, when when they're dead, when they go from alive to dead, they look completely different. You'd think they'd look the same. No, they're not. They're. They aren't there anymore. They've got to be somewhere else, but I don't know what that means.

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But I will say that after my mom died randomly, this woman who knows my my oldest sister, Susie, just knows her because they're their kids are friends and she's like works in some kind of job. She has like a wellness place or something and does not tell people this.

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But she you know, she called my sister and said, I'm I'm you know, I don't talk about this because people think it's weird, but it's I am a medium. I don't like do it as a job or hustle or anything.

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But people from the dead come to me and I don't know what else to say. Your mom has been hassling me and she knows when I've drank coffee and I'm Scharper and she's just always there and so.

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Whatever, for whatever it's worth, I'm going just going to tell you everything she told me and she just my sister transcribed it all and it was just pages and pages of I mean, just totally our mom. So wild and beautiful, kind of, you know, like things she said that meant so much and weren't just generic things, you know.

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So it was pretty wild and then I had a little experience which take it or leave it, but. My mom always she did needlepoint and she was always threading needles and needle point, I don't know how she did it. I can't see worth shit that I have. So I was mending my hat, my like a baseball hat fallen into a million pieces.

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And I know how to sew because my mom taught me. But I so I'm I'm trying to thread this needle. I can't fucking see anymore.

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It's just impossible. I mean. And I'm sitting there for like eight minutes, I just it's so maddening, it's just so hard. And finally I just go, Mom, how the fuck did you do this? And the second I said that, the thread just went through the needle and I was like, holy shit, coincidence.

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Absolutely.

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But I think about it now with Susie. And she fully embraces all this stuff. She's a rabbi. Not that rabbis embrace the paranormal, but, you know, I mean, she just alive. Dead. She just like. Kind of she's not thrown by it or amazed by it, it just is for her, it's like a.. But she said. First of all, you need to know this. The last thing my mother said to Susie and the last thing my mother said to me randomly, and of course, she didn't know would be the last thing she said.

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But to Susie, she said. Do you just never brush your hair, you know, like and then to me, I was saying goodbye to her. I was heading back to Logan Airport. And she reached up and she touched my hair and she said, your hair, it's so dry.

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So that's good to know to set this up. Every morning, my sister, before she goes to bed, she puts her wedding ring on her nightstand and every morning when she wakes up, the ring is not there.

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And at first it would drive her crazy.

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But now she knows the system. She gets up, she brushes her hair, and when her hair is brushed, she goes back and the ring is there. So these are things that we believe are our mom is doing, but are we choosing to believe it? Do we know that it's fact?

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I have no idea. But we look for her in nature and we we feel her presence a lot. But I don't know from ghosts, I just don't know and I don't spend a lot of time thinking about it, but it makes sense that people are obsessed with that stuff because we're afraid of dying.

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It's like I remember talking to my therapist and he told me, you know, how when you're a kid, maybe you walk down the street. And I would think this I'd go if I don't pass that crack in the road by the time this car coming passes me, I'll die.

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And it turns out everybody has those things.

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And it's how humans cope with mortality.

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You know, they they try to have some tangible grip on it.

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But it's not it's just something that we you can't know what's going to happen. Maybe someday we will maybe it will just be the way it is before we're born.

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Nothing. Or we don't remember anything anyway. Who knows, but I remember when I you know, it is crazy what the living brain is responsible for, like in good and even with our maladies and stuff, because I just remember my old dog, Duck, he was 19. I had to put him to sleep. He was blind. He was deaf.

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He was like super lumpy and cramped and like couldn't walk. He was like this, you know, like all cramped up. And then when he died, when he, like the doctor, put him to sleep and they give him a little shot and he died.

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And once he was dead, his brain was gone. He was malleable. He was like soup. He could touch his toes. Like, that's crazy to me. It's interesting.

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And when my mom died, Susie, who's a rabbi, you know, she had like her rabbi hat on.

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She's just like, sweetie, we're going to do the ritual washing of the body and putting on the garb, you know, like before then, my mom was was cremated.

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She said, Do you want to? Do you want to come to do that? And I was like, fuck no. She's like, it's OK, I understand, you know? And then she she came back, like, really soon.

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And I said, what happened? She goes, I don't. She wasn't there. It was scary. She just looked like a dead body, just like through the clothes on and ran because she's still Zizi.

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She's a woman of God, but she's still Soozie, but they're not there. Yeah, it's interesting. All right, I'd like to hear a podcast explaining why it's so important for Georgia to elect the two Democrats, John Asaph from Buffalo Warneke to the Senate and to get McConnell out of his position of power. Thank you to.

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Well, I agree. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what power I have, but I will tell you, Georgias pulled through for us in a massive way in this election, but they got to come through again.

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They got to go all the way in January. I mean, democracy, in my opinion, is at stake massively. McConnell is a fucking hypocrite. All he cares about is self-preservation, he doesn't care. How many times you catch him in being a massive hypocrite, he doesn't care, he doesn't care.

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And Kentucky votes for him over and over and over. Is it because Kentucky is an asshole? No, it's not. It's because we don't get what we want. We get what we think we deserve. And on a micro and macro level, we are flogging ourselves and don't think we deserve the basic rights that everyone deserves.

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I mean, come on, listen, we have to get these two seats in Georgia and Jan USCIRF and Raphael Warnock, John R7 and are they exactly what I want?

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No, but they're Democrats and we must get them in to get Mitch McConnell to to take him out of power to have some kind of say that even though OSF may have said I'm not for the Green New Deal, I'm not for Medicaid for all, but it doesn't matter unless he gets in both of them. They both have to be voted in if they both get voted in. That's the only way we get a green new deal. We get health care for all Jorges important, you know, it boils down really boils down to what I just said, which is something my therapist taught me, which is we don't get what we want.

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We get what we think we deserve. And I see it obviously on a micro level.

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You know, I see people dating the same. Shitty guys or girls over and over again, the repeating something, something from their childhood that's familiar to them that they don't want, but it's too familiar, they get drawn to it. The unfamiliar, the unknown is too scary.

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The familiar is known, even if it's something we don't think we want, we're going to get it. We get what we think we deserve.

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So on a micro level, yeah, that's obvious. On a macro level, I think. Where have we become of one mind in that as a town, as a state?

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That people. I would think that they don't deserve basic human rights medicine if they're sick, hospital stays if they're sick, health care, basic health care, a good education for their children.

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As an American who has a vote, you're allowed to believe that you deserve better. You know what I mean? We all deserve the basics. A place to go to school, a place to get well. Health care. These are every other first world country has this. This is just baseline human rights.

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But here, generation after generation, we are raised to believe that the rich are to be respected above all else, above all others, no matter how they accrued their money, no matter who they are as a human being, it's to be respected. So you wonder why we're at this place where rich people influence policy and. Fuckin whatever I've gone, I've talked about this shit over and over and over again, I'm just saying this Georgia runoff January 5th is so important you can start voting early as soon as December 17th.

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You can ask for your absentee ballot. Right now, you can vote in-person early. I think it's December 17th, maybe the 14th. Go to a Senate. Dotcom, if you want to give money to this thing and it's worth giving money, give till it hurts. I did. And it's if you go to the Senate dotcom, the money is split three ways to Stacey Abrams fair fight, which does incredible work to keep elections fair and to litigate gerrymandering and deal with all that shit.

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She's an American hero, it goes one third to her, one third to John USCIRF and one third to Reverend Raphael Warnock. That's good, that's money well spent, hopefully. I don't know, I'm just an adorable little Jewish girl. I'm I'm only little I don't know what else you got. Hi, Sarah, my name is Michael. I do have a big problem, my my boyfriend's penis is too big. Like your sage advice, please.

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That's a tough one. Yeah, it's too big, I mean, my first impulse is ask them to just, you know, not put the whole thing in, just like to fuck you just with part of his penis, not go all the way.

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And but that's got to be frustrating for him. Like, my guess is if you're a guy, you want to smash it all the way. It feels good. Sex is a very animalistic.

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Oh, my God. I just came up with an idea that is going to make me rich.

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I just came up with an OK, how can I articulate this?

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It's like a mouth or asshole or vagina, whatever is getting fucked extension, you know, like a like a third of a pocket pussy.

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That fits, let's say, in your asshole. And it comes out of your asshole like that much, and it fits like an extender and he fucks into the pocket pussy into your asshole. Hello, sharks. This is a fucking great idea, this is going to save people pain, discomfort, and then the person with the huge penis. Can. You know, live his full sexuality of serving up a true pounding. I got to work on a prototype, but it basically would be a pocket pussy that's cut off, so it's only like a third of it fits into your asshole or maybe is like attached with like a belt in front of your asshole.

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Yeah. Oh, my gosh, this is absolutely thrilling. And thank you for being an inspiration for this brilliant idea. And when I make a million dollars, I'm going to give it to you with only like with like 30 percent discount. I'm taking off 30 percent because I added on 30 percent. I'm going to be like the my pillow guy, but it's going to be like. My longer asshole guy. The my deeper mouth, asshole, vagina guy, girl, woman, I will work on the language of it.

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