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So we're just going to talk about porn.

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We're going to play some porn. But it's for a really good reason, isn't it always? Look, I'm a sexual being, I feel so like splayed out.

You know, I always think like Menor. Surprised or like with that women masturbator? I mean, that can't be right or, you know, you see it in porn or whatever, but I mean, it's a very different it's far less dreamy and sexy and a little more dead eyed and slack jawed.

But, you know. I and I know a lot of my friends who identify as female. OK, well, I am you know, we watch porn like everybody else.

Everybody else, like men and and and others love this binary stuff is really like. Really fucking ingrained in my head. Anyway. Yeah, I had my search words, I will say my search words have never been, you know, anything that I would want. To happen in real life, you know, I mean, because, you know, originally my search words, my search words would tend towards gangbangs. And that's not something I'm interested in in real life, but I think I liked seeing, you know, what I what I boiled it down to because I stopped watching porn with women in it.

I mean, probably around the time that my nieces, like, got in their early 20s and I was like. Hey, that girl's my nieces age, I don't know, and it bummed me out, like all of a sudden I was like, oh, I'm not positive they're having a great time. And to be honest, like, the porn I was watching wasn't necessarily the girl pretending to have a great time. I mean. Let me start over my porn search words used to be like.

Gang bang, amateur calm, which is, you know, I've said this before in a special, but it's just my truth, like it's crazy that you have to ask for calm.

You'd think it would be a given. In porn, but you have to ask for come anyway. I mean, I start I start doing that because and verbal, yeah, verbal, so I start doing that because I felt bad for the the young women and, you know, and which is like it shouldn't have taken my nieces becoming of age for me to go like.

I don't know if these women are really enjoying being. This happening, you know, um, you know, it's kind of like when guys go, I move, I'm for equal rights because I've got a sister and I've got a mother. And it's like even if you didn't have a sister or a mother, we exist, you know?

So I kind of feel like that guy that it took my nieces turning 20, you know, 22 for me to go.

I don't know. I don't know if this is what I'm watching is positive, but I really like like when guys talk very. Dominant and abusive and verbal. I don't know why the heart wants what it wants, I'm not proud of it.

This is what I meant to. I could probably spend some therapy sessions figuring it out, but do I want to I don't know.

So then I changed my search words and this became very fruitful and I changed my search words to guy fucks, mattress karma, verbal.

And what is that he's not really fucking a mattress, it's usually like a guy has wedged a pocket pussy between his mattress and his box spring.

And then he he fucks that and then the key part of that is the verbal verbal. So he's talking very dumb. Is that the word you know, he's talking very dominant and rude, crude, disrespectful, and I don't know, it does it for me.

I don't know why. And then it's like win win because he's fucking a he's there isn't really a woman there. So he's like, yeah, you whore, you won it, which is great for me. But then, you know, it's also so vulnerable because there's there is not a person there. He's alone.

So anyway, I think I was on I went on Howard Stern a few years ago and I talked about it, I talked about my search words, guy fucks mattress karma, verbal.

Anyway, cut to last year.

I'm not always looking at porn and masturbating, but, you know, like I'll have a cluster of days each month where it's like a very animalistic and I it just gets in my head.

It's like a bug. So it was you know, it was home and I go, I know, maybe I'll go on my local PornHub. And type in my old search words, so I did Guy Fuks, mattress karma, verbal and what do you know, like a new one popped up because, you know, it's pretty niche Nesh. I don't know, I've only seen that spelled and no one's ever given me confirmation of its niche or niche niche, but, you know, there's only a few, a few, you know, a handful of of of videos.

Guy Fuks, Mantra's, commo verbal.

So a new one popped up. I go, oh, and I'm watching it. And, you know, it's got all the classic elements. He's got the pocket pussy wedged between his his mattress and his box. Bring the kind of classic. Just a pile of laundry in the background, I mean, they really aren't looking at the shot, clearly he's framing up a shot. But he sees the pile of laundry behind him because, you know, it it works, and I'll be honest, it does.

Anyway, I'm watching that and it's, you know, everything I like. And then I fast forward it a little just to get to the end, because really, for me, watching the guy come and, like, yelling out these crude things.

That's what does it for me, I don't know why it's it's not like I like it in real life, I'm not apologizing, but this is just what's true. And you're not going to believe it. But the guy as he's coming says, my name, my whole name, Sarah Silverman.

Oh yeah. Oh oh oh. Oh yeah. Yeah. You mean like that?

I had a heart attack. I thought he was like, looking at me through my camera. Usually I put a little tape over the camera because really, you know, even hackers don't deserve to to see this.

They shouldn't have to be privy to this. Whatever this must look like.

Anyway, I replay it. No, this guy comes and says my name.

He must have heard me on Howard Stern and then said, hey, I'll make one of those videos and I'll label it guy fucks mattress karma verbal. And I was lured right into his web delightfully.

So that was pretty crazy. I mean, I'm going to be honest, last November, I got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. This felt like more of an honor. So. So I, I, I go, I can't believe this, you know, this is crazy, and I click on his name, his name is grippe Van Winkle, all one word, Rip Van Winkle. So I click on it.

And here's a twist. His avatar. Is one of those like propaganda money grubbing Jew drawings, you know, with the the Jew with the big nose who's like clutching money.

And I think, huh? Uh. I wonder if this guy hates Jews, but he he made a pawn just for me. I mean. It just brought up so many feelings and so many questions, so, you know, I I tried to find him.

I tried to find Rip Van Winkle and other social media as I tried to, you know, look, I don't not necessarily want him to have my email address or something, but one, I thought, God, I've got to let this know. This guy know that I saw this.

What a kick. But then after seeing that avatar, I was like, well, Jesus Christ, I have so many questions.

I mean, maybe it's the other side of, like, Jews who might have sexual fantasies about having sex with Nazis, you know, probably goes both ways. I don't know, but I really would love to. So I guess this is a call to action. You know, I mean, if you can find Grib Van Winkle. Bring him to me, because it would be great to talk to him on this show.

I have myriad questions and I use that word correctly and I'm just way too proud about that, but. Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle. If you're listening. Colin, I don't know, do we have a call in? No, you can leave a voicemail, reach me here, or if someone can find him, you know, I mean, listen, this is the most important thing in the world now. The second most possibly.

So that's the call to action, let's find grippe Van Winkle, I'd like to thank him. I'd like to learn about his ideology. I'd like to understand, you know, maybe he's Jewish and the avatar is like leaning into the the racist stereotype in a comedic way. But, you know, that was where my mind went initially.

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Hey, Sarah, I hope you're well. It's Matt here calling from Toronto. Anyways, I got a question for you to multiple part question, but I know you're going to want to talk about it. So here we go. Law and Order, what is your favorite episode? Who is your favorite character? Who is your favorite character? That is a friend that was on the show because I'm sure you've got like 20. And finally, who is your favorite?

Before they were huge kind of appearances on Law and Order. That's it. Love you. Keep it up and yeah, we'll meet you one day. That'll be neat. We could watch Law and Order. OK, bye. Thank you, Matt.

Oh, this is this is manyfold a manyfold law and order question.

Let's see. There's so much I love about law and order, and I'll tell you one, I just like that it's a procedural. I like that.

I think I really got into watching Law and Order and all it's accessory shows because I'm a comedian and I'm other than during this pandemic, always on the road.

And when you're on the road, you want these little things that make you feel like you're home.

And like I used to bring this plaid blanket I got at Target and wherever I was, I'd put it on the bedspread and it just felt like this is my home and law and order is such a big part of it, because wherever you are in the country, you can find a law and order.

You can probably even find a law and order marathon.

So it just it it it's this thing that just is like my what's the what's like what the top is in in that movie where it's like it makes them realize like if they're in real life or not. That's my that. What am I thinking about? Do you guys know Inception yet, inception? It's my token, my. My anyway, you guys know at home and you're yelling at me through your thing and frustrated, it's that thing, that's what law and order is.

It's my it's my transitional object, you know, that's like a blanket. You're like a kid with a blanket is their transitional object. I think of my backpack that way.

I think of law and order that way, wherever I am on the road, I can find one.

I also love, you know, besides just being like a procedural, that's just kind of comforting. Every several episodes, they will reveal something about a character and these characters that you know so well, but you just kind of know them during their job, you learn a little slice about their world and it kind of changes everything.

Like there's this brilliant episode.

I can't remember the name of it.

It's early on where Jack McCoy, who's, you know, a lawyer ends up being the D.A., but he's like on the law side.

No, I guess the order side, he's the lawyer, you know, but he's at a bar and he's getting drunk, which you never see. And he's talking to a guy at the bar and he's talking about how his dad was a cop and he comes from a family of cops. And it's like very revealing. It's something he didn't know or like learning how, like escapade.

The Murchison's character, Anita Van Buren, she gets breast cancer and like, you just get little slices where she's like on the phone getting results, are trying to get money for her insurance before, like the guys come in and talk about the case. Little slices of things.

You know, Sorina, this lawyer that was on for years and years and years and like the episode, she leaves the show, you find out she's gay, like just little slices of their life.

You know, Ed Green, played by my friend Jesse L. Martin, you know, about his character.

He has a gambling problem that's like a big surprise. Or Lennie Briscoe, played by Jerry Orbach.

He was an alcoholic and like really blew stuff with his daughter, who ends up dying of a drug addiction actually in an episode anyway, could go on and on.

I like these little slices of information that you can piece together over over many years.

And I like that about the show.

My favorite friend on the show, I would the first thing that comes to my mind is Jim Gaffigan, because he's been on every incarnation of it.

He's been on like regular law and order SAORVIEW. He's been on criminal intent, always plays some kind of weasel, some kind of complicit person, but really good, you know, and it's just fun to see when my nose is running.

It's just fun to see. Actors that come back, you know, like there's like you'll see an actor who's playing a prostitute and then like she gets hired the next season to be a lawyer on the show, you know? And I love that.

I love that you're just seeing these like New York City actors. OK, let's see.

Another favorite episode coincides with a favorite like stars when they were younger. And that would be a law and order, criminal intent. That stars a very young Viola Davis.

Now, I remember I've watched this episode many times, and I love it because she's playing a role that just did not need to be a woman, did not need to be black.

This could have been a white male. It's a real three dimensional role that is this crooked cop.

But she raises her daughters well and she cares about her family. And in her mind, whatever she's doing wrong, she's doing it for her girls.

You know, this is these are the stories we tell ourselves to to enable us to do bad things, you know, so it's this real three dimensional character.

But she's a crooked cop. Vincent Denarius on to her.

And it's just a brilliant performance. The episodes called Pledge. And but I remember it was on like in my bathroom. I have a little TV and that's where I end up watching so many law and orders. And I remember standing I had had my leg puffed for the night.

I'm flossing, I'm watching her and I just start almost crying because I love talking to the TV and telling this young actor, like, what's going to happen in their life?

And I'm just like, you are going to win an Emmy and an Oscar in the same year when you're 50.

You know, it's just it's a lot of fun. And she's brilliant.

Honorable mention, I would say, Mahershala Ali, who's in several law orders over the years playing different roles. And I would say his first one, but I'm not sure he's young. He plays.

A prisoner, someone who they're getting information from about another suspect and he's already in prison, and I remember I got that's partially wow and he had braces and it couldn't have been a character choice.

It was like a one scene roll. But he must have had braces in real life. And I'm always interested in that because they have to write it in or they you know, they didn't they didn't even reference it.

But like, there's a time where, like Jeremy Sheridan and Criminal Intent had an eye patch, because I think in real life he had like Bell's palsy for a few weeks and they'd tell you to wear an eye patch to, like, straighten it out or whatever or or Tovah Felde, you, who plays Daniel Melnik, a lawyer who goes up against Jack McCoy a lot.

She was on one episode.

She had a cane and they had to write a little couplet to say like, oh, I, you know, sprained my ankle skiing or whatever.

But I would love it if just once and not even break character. But just when he says, what happened to your ankle? If she just said the actor who plays me did this during politesse and then you just move on?

It would be I don't know. I think it would be funny.

What else can I say? I love seeing that it's all these New York actors. I love watching it for every episode has some like Broadway star, you know, in regular roles and in appearances.

I mean, starting with Jerry Orbach, star of The Fantasticks. He plays Lenny Briscoe. You know, they're all playing like detectives or lawyers or judges or Fran Lebowitz is a judge in a lot of episodes.

You know, all these like New York stalwarts, Jesse L. Martin, of course, star of Rent, a friend of mine knew him when he was a waiter at around the Clock Diner on 9th Street to Japanese restaurant now was in rent with him. And we did one scene together. I was the only I sang a song for the audition, but I, I got the only non-singing role, which is definitely the right move. But we were down by Life Cafe on what is it, a and tenth and I'm like, can you believe it?

Look at us. We used to be here when we were 19. Now we're here making a movie.

Anyway, Peter Gallagher and Karl, huge, massive Tony winning musical theater, a Broadway star, Raul Esparza.

So hot plays like The Day on US for you is I saw him in.

What was that company? Which is the one that with the song alone, somebody sit in my chair, somebody ruin my sleep, anyway, he sings that song.

Yeah, I think it's in yeah it's in the show company. Holy. Yet he's so good. Anyway, he just plays like the D.A. or, you know, like a lawyer.

I remember seeing an episode in it's a scene with Raul Esparza, Daveed Diggs and Leslie Odom Jr. all in a scene playing like a lawyer, a DEA and a like a suspect or something.

I'm like, oh, my people don't even realize this is like musical theater royalty. Last night I watched an episode where Elaine Stritch was the lawyer of Felicity Huffman, who is accused of murder and prostitution.

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This is the lowest level that you make arrests and this is under the David.

That they can before I go to sleep, I love just having law and order on, and because of it, I've I'm pretty cocky about feeling that. I know. Probably every episode of every law and order and every iteration of law and order, be it Saorview, Criminal Intent, Los Angeles, short lived, but very good, Corey Stoll.

Terrence Howard. So we I asked the producers here to put together some kind of law and order show some kind of trivia. And I've been so cocky about it now I'm a little nervous or going to try it, and if I get it right, they're going to play the don't think I got it right.

If I got it wrong, they'd probably just go like now. So what's the format? How do we do this?

I think that's exactly correct. It's as complex as that will. If you get it right, you'll hear the trademark.

Gattung Yeah, I know what's so. All right, let's do the first question. I was laughing your face. OK, question one. This actress appeared in an episode of Law and Order and season nine called Empire has Katrina Ludlow, a professional fundraiser who claims to have evidence that will lead to the killer of a millionaire who just invested in a new sports arena. Oh, my God, I don't. Law and Order, Season nine and the. Owner of the Sports Arena is played by Daniel Hugh Kelly.

That means anything to you, doesn't? This is a famous actor. A woman, a woman. Is she white? She is. And she plays. What does she plan? She plays a professional fundraiser who claims to have evidence that will lead to the killer of a millionaire. Oh, Julia Roberts. He is correct, yeah, Julia Roberts, and that because that's when she was dating the guy on the show. I can't think of his real life name.

We cannot reward any points for this bonus.

And for me, I'm just saying she was actually dating the guy on the show who plays the cop. And then she she flirts with him and his wife. He makes it clear he's got a wife who has M.S. and she but then she, like on the stand, lies and says that he was, like, sexual with her, but he wasn't. Number two, and that episode starts with that guy who gets killed, he had he dies from taking Viagra or something or his penis was cut off.

He comes into a restaurant, he collapses, he comes into a restaurant and.

Oh, yeah, that's the very beginning. Well, Jack, I mean, hold open, if you will.

You have to understand that no one else in this room knows with the rest of the stuff you're adding on is true.

It is empire.

OK, question two will stay in the category of cameos. Which actor played counterfeiter James Bennett in Law & Order Criminal Intent, Episode 16 of Season three titled The St.. Oh, Stephen Colbert. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I've seen that a few times. Yeah, he does. He he's like the guy who verifies that this art is real or this letter from this, you know, biblical, whatever. But then he he was counterfeiting it himself.

Yeah.

OK, so said for two really obnoxious. I mean is this really an accomplishment. I don't know. All right.

Here is a slightly more tricky one whose ex-wife starred as assistant district attorney Jamie Ross for two seasons of CFIA. Whose ex-wife, like in real life or correct? Jamie Ross appeared in two seasons of S.V., You first, you can try to name the actress and then you can work back from there or if you just know. Well, I've had Jamie Ross was from Regular Law and Order. Hmm. All right, the first two seasons of S.V. you.

A woman who is married to a famous man named. That's what she's famous for being married to. I mean, now you're projecting patriarchy on the question. It's not that loaded. Is the famous man, an athlete, an actor and producer, but famous as an actor first. Big time, wet season. Oh, this is the first two seasons of s the new. And she played what the district attorney as assistant district attorney, Jamie Ross.

a.D.A, that's weird because it's usually it's either. What it's either Alex, the Cabot.

Who ends up getting murdered, but she really was in the witness protection program or it's Diane Neal, I can't remember her character's name for years.

But who is the day before them who was married to a famous. Actor and director. Actor and producer. Yeah, actor is the I know going to kick myself, and there's no way I don't know this. I mean, should I ask for a hint, is that possible? I mean, is. There is a famous piece of urban legend about this actor. Involving. Rodinia, let's densha a road in oh, who's the actor who had a gerbil in his asshole?

God damn it, what is wrong with me?

OK. This shows you how flawed system is. I think it might actually be law and order and not law and order. ArcView I'm furiously Googling to see if our question is what this is.

The problem with non fans generating the trivia.

I don't know why.

I can't think of who had a gerbil in his this was not an SUV or I you mother. See, it was it was regular law and order.

Defense attorney Jamie, that's what I said, Jamie Ross, I can't remember what her name is in real life, hedging holes in your own question.

Oh, my God, Richard Gear. Well, yeah, right. Of course. Richard Gere.

Wow. And I apologize because that's on us. Yeah.

I mean, basically. OK. This one, I think you can do possibly without the blanks, but I will give you the blanks just in case I'm going to read the special victims unit opening spiel and you're going to fill in some words.

Ready? OK. And the blank. Justice system. Oh, yeah, in the. New York, no. In the criminal, yes, we'll give it to you. That was almost a scary moment. Yeah, the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous, correct?

In New York City, those oh, yeah, the blank detectives who investigate, dedicated, yes. Who investigate these blank felonies.

You had Hanus already, this is another adjective. Give today, I hear it, the incentives, sure you want to hear the answer in a sentence of what was the sentence again in a New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these blank felonies.

Another adjective. Send them to us. So these dank, dank from the. These I think that atrocious. No, it's it's only two syllables, it does end with the same sound vicious.

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Well done. All right. So you're up to four, correct? If we count that always one four out of four. All right. Here's the next question.

What is the episode, title and season that Mickey Hargitay Mariscos Father guest starred in?

Oh, I don't know. That is super.

That is this is like next level. It is season five episode is called Control. That was just me making sure you're not some weird savant.

Yeah, I, I think I remembered that her dad was in and of course her mother was, was a saint.

Now I'm being cocky and I can't remember if she was like a sex symbol.

There's like a famous picture of her with like her breasts like spilling out and another woman looking over like. Oh, yeah, that's like yeah, that's like Annika, isn't it? They're both, yeah. I mean, this is embarrassing. Her mother is. I don't know. Anyway. Yeah, I just decided I had breast sticking out. Yeah, I think it was like Jayne Mansfield and the side I was. Nine of us, a famous person, actually got you, Diana knew that it was Jayne Mansfield, so nice.

Where is Diana? She's here remotely. Oh, I. All right.

This one's a little easier. What was the original title of Espoo? The original title of for. It never aired with this title, I believe this was maybe in the development stage, like you saw this on like IMDB trivia, I'm sure we have all of these. I don't know the answer.

This is me getting to beat your back and acting like I have any authority or knowledge.

Special Victims Unit, Law and Order, Special Victims Unit. No, I don't know what will say this. It's right on the nose. Law and order in sexual crimes. Correct.

Sex crimes. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, that's something I didn't get it.

I mean simultaneous, huh? All right. Well, you still only really missed two.

What case originally inspired Law and Order. S.V. you. Says Law and order, the Central Park rape, the preppie murder.

That's correct. Oh, that was good. That was like second level.

I that was, to be honest, I guess, five out of seven educated guess, I probably shouldn't be like you after saying preppie murderer Central Park rape.

All right, I got two more. This is so fun for me. I was going to say, but I feel people it's fun to hear quizzes.

Oh Jesus, I don't know. Sorry, I apologize ahead of time. Go on.

I'll tell you what. I'll do three more. So we have nice even 10 right now. You have five out of seven. OK, all right. Here we go.

There were three other actors up for the role of Detective Elliot Stabler. Can you name one? Oh, my.

How could I possibly. This is me gauging how much, you know, that's not even like. Yeah, this is more IMDB trivia. You're right.

I would like to know, though, it'd be fun to just take a swing. OK, let's see if you were typecasting and the era of the show of its launch.

Is there anyone you can think of I'll give you I'll give you a good hint, one of them, the one that I would be most likely to guess still is a very, very active career, is currently on a show on Hulu. And he was in a show on AMC of Note. Bradley Whitford, I'm sorry, that's incorrect, I was looking for John Slattery. Oh, the other two names here listed were Tim Matheson and Nick Vinland. I don't know as well.

I don't know who that is, but Tim Matheson, yeah, OK. You had five out of eight though that was down that second love these questions. I mean, come on. All right.

What comedians started in the season 10 starred in the Season 10 premiere episode of Criminal Intent.

Comedian Oh, because, I mean, the first thing I think of is Richard Belzer, who is not just a comedian, but the longest running character on any show ever because he was in homicide life on the Street Law and Order and then SVO all as Detective Munch, just throwing that out here, OK?

The question is what comedian? Was say it again, what comedian starred in the Season 10 premiere of Criminal Intent. It's either going to be. Joe Episcopo. Incorrect. OK. OK, let me just give me another shot here. What? Oh. Oh, Robin Williams. Incorrect. Oh, OK. Ba, ba, ba. I can give you a hint of Robin Williams if you want. Ever so slightly less likable, just. Ever so slightly.

Well, there is an episode. Actually, but I would if it's this person, I would take massive umbrage with what you just fucking said.

Martin Short is not Martin. OK. Yeah, you would never say that, Richard, my God. Because he yeah, he played a he was he was in he was in an episode of what mean I might have gone you with that last leg of the Robin Williams.

I mean a little starred in the season ten premiere of Criminal Intent as a guest star. I have to assume if he became a serious regular, there is a whole thing that I didn't know. It's a male, then I gave you a little hint there you yeah, hold on. Oh, Larry Miller was in several episodes is incorrect.

OK, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

I should be doing the Regis final answers here. Well, like Larry Miller was in several episodes of crime, I don't care, I just want I want you to know that I know that, um.

Well. I can't feel my leg, Robert Klein was in an episode.

I really feel like I'm taking shots at this guy. But you're aiming high. Oh, uh. It can I can I hear the description of the episode? Let me think about the season 10 could have been a rare Jeff Goldblum season as Zachary Nichols. It is not Jeff Goldblum, or at least that's not what I'm looking for. No, no, he is. Jeff Goldblum was the detective for the last couple of seasons. Here's the IMDB description, OK?

That episode is called Respeto, Respeto, Goren and Eames.

Am I saying that right? Yes. OK, that is D'ONOFRIO and return to the major case squad Jesus Catherine Erby to investigate the no daughter.

And what about Bob gone to investigate the murder of a high end prostitute who is connected to an unstable, hedonistic fashion designer whose company is about to go public? Can I hear that one more time? Take your time. Goren and Eames returned to the major case squad to investigate the murder of a high end prostitute who is connected to an unstable, hedonistic fashion designer whose company is about to go public. Jane, more correct?

Yes.

Yes, I feel bad now. I don't know, Jay. Yeah. Jay Moore. Yes, I remember this. I guess. I mean, I don't even know the credit system works. If we count that you're at six out of nine, I'll do one more and then I'm going to cut it short. I mean, we have 15 questions, but this could take days. No, your final question.

What was the name of the 2005 Law and Order spinoff that only survived for one season? Law and order. L.A.. Final answer. We read the question again, what was the name of the two thousand five one order spinoff that only survived for one season? Two thousand five oh, no, that wouldn't be L.A.. Law and order. I mean, we know the formula, right, at some term. From the world of law enforcement. Or law, law and order meter maid.

Ms. That's what he used to play, that when I'm right, it's law and order, law and order, trial by jury. Oh, vaguely remember that.

But no, I don't know. I felt well, my friends, that's it for the first and possibly last time. Absolutely not the last law and order. Trivial motive.

I mean, maybe it's a spin off other podcast. What does Sarah know about El Indio? Everybody wants to know with the Lunner trivia game Pop. And that's just off the top of my motherfucking head. Well, there you go, there's a whole episode, not about this election, we don't talk about the election that much anyway, but it was still nice.

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