Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You were by yourself when you put 10 grand on Black Friday.

Oh, okay. Well, the black lost from that day, I realized, like, I could not have any dairy products. They couldn't even have no ice creams, no desserts.

You say that all say a little something. If you say that, go on. So you sit there and you don't want you know what? We bullshit what she's doing. She's a hoarder. That's outrageous. Welcome back to the seat, because our podcast, my name is Happy Days, and this is Episode three, which is fully in the flow, just three episodes into the new podcast. How Mad Is That? Time is just gone so quickly.

If you're listening for the first time and you're not quite sure how the sequel that works. I've been sent a ton of anonymous secrets from the public and invited some of the biggest celebrities to help me go through them, as well as sharing some of the most outrageous secrets that have been sent in by the public. My guests also share some unbelievable stories from their personal lives, too.

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So if you're feeling squeamish, maybe this podcast isn't for you and that's totally fine. There are thousands of unbelievable podcasts you can go check out. OK, if you're still listening, I appreciate you. Let's jump straight into it with both of the guests telling you a little bit about themselves.

Yo, yo, so I'm some or six, I'm a singer songwriter producer from the wonderful home of Wolverhampton and yeah, I'm just chilling. I'm going to single out Dangerous, which is out right now. So make sure you go stream it.

I literally just dropped in it the other day. It literally just came out like it's it came out on Friday.

Happy to be appreciated. Appreciate you coming on JJ all by yourself.

I it's your boy Kassi also known as J.J.. I'm a man of many traits.

Use it boxing, YouTube, skits, pranks, you name it. I do it and yeah I've done it for ten plus years. I don't know how I got here and we're going to see how it goes. OK, who's kicking off with a secret.

Who wants to go fast. I'll go first because mine is just a sub. Yeah. Yeah. Saw a couple of years ago in Vegas I spent 10k on black and lost on.

Oh wow. No you didn't. Yeah. Legit like I was. I was having a bad time.

No, a bad time before you lost the 10k or that made it the bad time before. I know. Oh yeah. So it was one of the points where you know the ones where I mean I don't know, like you're just you're feeling yourself mean, you know, I've lost a lot. This is it. I'm going to make sure I bring it all back. It was a late one as well. I had one day it was just me when I walked down by myself to the roulette table.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You were by yourself when you put ten grand on black.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, thank you, chips. Well, I'm black lost. And did you just walk away? I left. I just went, I went back to bed and I went I this they say that, they say have you been them. Have you been to the casino since. Oh yeah. Yeah I know I have never been high ever again.

Do you remember when we went to the casino together. JJ in London that time pick.

We've gone so many times.

Well it's one time I remember one time I remember we went right. We were playing downstairs in the bottom bottom floor of this weird ass casino. And then and then I remember you going off for like fifteen minutes. Twenty minutes or so. Where's JJ Gone? Because everyone else was playing separately and we were playing together. Yeah. And I went over to this little table. I didn't even know this game existed. You you not like 200, 300, 400 quid bets on high if we call you a city that played high card by yourself.

I didn't even know that was a game in the.

You know, don't gamble irresponsibly. OK, guys, that's that's my message is legit. It's one of those where it just happens. You got better money. If you stop fooling yourself, you bad, you lose and you lose some more and then you lose some more. And then before you know it, you're bankrupt. So before I got to that point, I stopped.

I know little about. So, yeah, every now and then I play poker, but I only play like five dollar, five dollar games. It's not too bad, but yeah.

Now I've heard yours first. The severity of mine feels a lot more severe. So that's what we like to do. I mean, that's why we're all here.

Listen, I would much rather tell the story of my losing 10k about to tell you, to be honest. But so there was this go and I've always kind of like spoken to her since, like, school. And then one day in adult life, we went on a date, a few dates, actually, and, you know, I think it was like maybe the third or fourth day. So we was not always kind of comfortable, you know, like we were cool, but not as comfortable as what's about to happen to me.

So we was that food was our food. Really nice restaurant. And I'm like really badly lactose intolerant. So some things just don't. Agree with me and they instantly want to leave, you know, so, yeah, a month like we ate and everything was cool and like it was all good, man, we would drive him back home. And it was quite far away from the house, maybe like an hour away, so it's just enough time for it to, like, maybe hold it.

Or it's just enough time for it to not be a problem, and it was definitely the last time, so we were driving back and.

I know I must admit this, the details. Oh, whoa, whoa. And it's like one of those ones where it's like there's nothing I can do at this point and I'm just the point of no return. Yeah. And it was one of those like restaurants in the countryside where there's, like, nothing around. So I went through my head like, yo, do I just pull over and handle my business? But I didn't do that. I basically just started, you know, don't do this, guys.

And, you know, it was a desperate measure, but I was actually speeding down a country lane. I needed to get home that quick and. I dropped them off at home, she got out, and then the second she got out, it was over for me. Wait, so did she find out?

No, no, no, no, no. She never knew. No, she didn't know. She she didn't mention wife. Why are we going so fast? And I was just like, I don't know, man. I just I just like country lanes, you know, way so as if it was just sitting in your bed. No, no, no. It was simmering in my stomach. And then the second she got out of the car, like maybe the call or hadn't even closed my body was just like that was what you were holding the infant.

Now you're on your own and this is all you. And she just came out here and I had to drive home in a situation where you done the leg or it did when I got out of the car, for sure.

Oh, so you're like, oh, no, no, no. From that day, I realized, like, I could not have any dairy products on eBay. I can't even have no ice creams, no desserts.

Hopefully she doesn't hear this because she's mentioned everybody was speeding down that road before. Yeah, man. So, yeah, definitely shit myself. And yeah, you know what?

We've all see ourselves, so, like, you shouldn't feel any type of way about it. I've shot myself when I was a bad. Do you want to tell the story. Not when I was a baby. Na na, na na. Oh, come on. Oh, told you, you say that all say a little something if you say that. So you Cecille listen man, I had to I didn't know that yours is going to be lost.

I'm going to get some video right now. Like he lost 10k in the casino. I shit myself after a day. Yeah, but I had to throw you under the bus, man. I'm sorry. Nah. Give the people what they want. Oh my God.

You said you can't be sitting there. That whole secre being smug when you put your hands to me for my thing.

But yeah, it's cool man. We will ourselves. And he just say when I was a baby. No, no. I know the secret. Oh well for my sake.

Because I know. Ready to go. Go with me.

I said no you can say nothing if you want to say nothing. But I don't know if it's going to be worth leaving up to people's imagination.

Oh, well, I think that's probably better because.

My boyfriend and I went to his parents house for dinner one night so I could meet them for the first time as he introduced me to his parents. I realized that his dad was my old uni professor that I used to sleep with.

Oh, oh, oh. I don't know him and I don't know if. Oh, yeah.

Oh, very so. So she's I finally got to the stage where you can meet parents and you just get there and you just realize that you're really back is that it's to think there's two things going on here you've got. One is your boyfriend's dad that you've slept with and the other is your boyfriend's dad has cheated on his on your own. The boyfriend's mom with you stressed it's time to leave.

It's time to go home. And your dad just be so. Yeah, fine, fine. You know, it's just now straight out. It's time. If they've been together like two years. I know. It's over. It's over. You going to go into that.

OK, when the whole thing's goes on, the whole the whole situation is fine. They need to abort the mission. OK, ok. Say she's ok. She's OK. Right.

This is not going to work long term. Does she drop the bomb when she ends it or does she just not ever say anything? No, I leave it with the dot. Don't say anything because it'll just it'll fuck that family up forever. Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

Just leave it and leave it peaceful as Leanne now gets out, gets out, just goes once a match and she just drops it straight at the dinner table with everyone there.

I mean, yeah. If you're going to do the right thing as well, like at least let everyone see because that's going to be what.

I spit in my yogurt's to make them creamier, you do? Wait, is that the secret?

That's the secret that was read. Don't do that. I told you that. That's the that's the secret. I spit in my yogurt to make them creamier. Yeah. That that didn't even make sense. Where are they eating their yogurts? Are we talking in public? Like, have you guys seen an Instagram account. What's it called. Escort subway crèches, the Instagram account. And it's just people doing weird shit on the subway. I saw one the other day, a subway creepers.

I'm going to have a look at it right now. Crèches.

I saw this woman clipping her toenails on the subway. What's that? This is the kind of shit that will make it on their spit in their yogurt.

So there's a guy making a meal. It's hectic, isn't it? This guy is reading a book called How to Live with a Huge Penis.

I say, yeah. And that's that's I don't know, like I mean, that person is clearly into freaky things. But why would you do that? You can't enjoy that, surely. I think you just the person is being weird. I don't even think that's real. You don't feel that that's about it.

I'm kind of just like people are into in the more and more I do this podcast, the more weird shit for me I see that people are into and I'm kind of just like, if it's in your own home, it's not harming anyone. You do your thing. Oh, yeah. If you're out and about if you're on the bus, have any yogurt on the way back from college and you spit in it.

You need to sort that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess, yeah, have you done in private then. Yeah. Have fun, go crazy. You can change if you want. I need to make, you know, smellier, like, do do your thing but just don't do embolic and it just.

When I was in a relationship, me and my partner thought it would be funny to get a mode of his penis made into a dildo. We broke up a year later and I've kept it. My now boyfriend uses it on me thinking it's one I bought from the shop.

Oh my God.

Moment is not my ex's actual dick shape does with the stress, though, for him, because if he found out that's weird, that's common. Like if she's your ex or he's your ex, you just leave your leave with everything that you had with him. You got to remove it. You could simply just buy another one from the shop. You know why that's weird.

Will she do it now? It depends on what she's doing. She's a hoarder. That's a racist man.

I wish this. I had visions as well.

Let's hope everything needs to be scrapped. It's not dead.

It's not doing any good for her and it's not good for the relationship of anything ever came out if she was still friends with the ex in the years to come.

And that came out. Holy shit.

Well, maybe they might break up and then one day she might get back with him because she's clearly in love with his dick. And then, yeah, it's a it's a memorabilia from the past.

Oh yeah. She needs to put that in the bin. Get that in the bin. In the bin. You wouldn't even think though.

You wouldn't even think about that being a thing. I didn't even know that was something you could do.

I was going to say, like, how good would it look like? Is it like a clay? What do you do? Like, put your dick in like a clay casting and then what? Yeah. How could you not know?

That must be like one of those. Yeah. Like you know what I mean. When I was younger in school, we made like our own hands out of like Clay and then she must have just sodic.

It's no like Clay found. No, no.

She's made a mold and then had it changed into whatever it is.

Yeah.

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Subscribe to my 90's playlist wherever you get your podcasts. My boyfriend's housemate mentioned that during lockdown, he called my boyfriend wanking on FaceTime to me, he told him it's how we've been keeping things spicy, well, separated. We laughed about it at the time. But the truth is, we've never done that. I don't know what he was actually up to, but I think I need to confront him or we want sure it wasn't her.

So he is trying to think he's having a funky time on FaceTime with someone. And he said it's his girlfriend and his girlfriend's found out and be like, no, we haven't done that.

Maybe she was FaceTime, but it was just. Yeah, some you know, those pornos where it's live. Now, I don't know about that. Oh, yeah, course she does. Yeah, nice, nice. Well, you see the report of come on the street. Well, we will welcome. Hey, thank you. And all that blue light. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe maybe she's just maybe she thought it was something that I've got premium maybe she's wearing to pawn.

Yeah. Maybe I want to pawn from having some port.

Right. Porn on his phone and they think it's face time.

Yeah. Like come on. Yeah. I still think she needs I still think she needs to confront him though. She needs to have a chat with him just in my mind that's going to fuck her mind up if she doesn't chat with him and find out what's going on.

Well, I mean, I think it's weird that she doesn't confront him or she doesn't talk to it.

Like, what would you do if it was your girlfriend or your girlfriend or my girlfriend, like I talk to about everything? Yeah, I'm open, so open everything. And that's just how we have a good relationship, because there's no secrets. No, there's nothing. Nothing I hide from her. I just tell her how it is. So it's just easier. It's easier and better for your conscience. But yeah, like if you're scared to confront someone about something then I think you need to think about whether you think that person is right for you.

JJ with the wisdom wait, Dominic.

At some point in my life, I'm planning to leave and just travel the world without telling anyone. All right. That yeah, I right now I feel like everyone deep down somewhere.

Always like a maybe it's just me. I've always thought, like, what would happen if I was just like, you just fucked off one day, just stopped him as I'm going to become a farmer and just live off my land. Just done. Yes, ma'am. I'm not mad at you. I mean, it's you can you can even if you would ever do that from your jobs, just switch out one day.

Just be like obviously you've both tried, like, new things and you switch things up, but fully just go. All right. Can we do a completely different line? Not yet. But I would one day like I don't want to do music forever. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like I've already done that, like of the boxing. It was just I've never boxed in my life and all of a sudden I'm fighting in front of thousands, you know, live in in the stadium and millions online. Like I always just try new stuff. I think that's what keeps it fresh for me. And I guess I think that's one of the reasons why I've been able to do what I do for so long, because, you know, I never really get bored of anything because I do it.

And I just switch to another thing. Mm hmm.

So you think this person should do that?

Yeah, cause if you want to do anything, I'm thinking as if they've maybe planned it a little bit. So you don't do it when you've got, like, kids or something, just like you just gone out of there. Yeah. If I don't have any, I just do it sooner. Yeah. Yeah.

The responsibilities then. Yeah. Go home. My partner bought a new, very expensive gaming headset. I accidentally hoovered up the wire and it became tangled in the Hoover after about an hour of pulling the wire out. I decided to test it out, see if it still worked. Took the computer and the whole thing immediately shut down. I panicked at the thought of telling my partner, so I came up with an excuse. I have a son who is four years old and I told my partner that my son must have spilled something on it or messed about with it.

He then got his toys taken away and my pawn still doesn't know it was me.

Damn.

Who takes this stuff away from a four year old. And I said, Oh, that's that's because it's the mom. Oh, that's I see that kids now where we're going to hey. Is down home is Dad because his dad took his toys away now. Yeah. Yeah. But it's going to hit the mom as well because he's going to be like, yo, I know you did. Yeah, that's true. I saw I saw you with that team.

I saw you myself. I'm like, this is just part of having kids, being able to blame it on the kids.

I'm like, that said, I'm like, surely, surely there's something surely something's happened where you've been able to blame it on your two kids. There is definitely some perks of having kids, but something like that, I just feel like, yo, I'm not going to lie. I've hoovered up your wire and it's and whoever helped me get it out there, who I wouldn't try and do it on my own, but that means it's going on. And you're scared to talk about other things and you're a liar.

You're probably cheating.

Oh, think about it. Look, you know, I've got a whole Bible passage here.

All right, so I am a 20 year old British army officer. After I finished my training, I was deployed to Afghanistan in 2019. When we were there, we had to stay at an American base for a night as we were unable to safely reach our own. And the sergeant broke into their food quarters, stole a shit ton of American candy. The British army don't have the best candy shipped out to Afghan when the Americans realized that their food was missing.

They asked me because I was an officer if I knew who might have done it. I blamed it on two young privates who had to run 15 kilometers in 43 degree heat as punishment. Never told them the truth in the end.

But that is stress, one that is, I think this is part of the army life in it. And the ones who make the rules break the rules.

Well, I mean, the. Oh, don't be a young private. Yeah. Just just advanced straight to top level. Yeah. Yo, it's Matt.

How much of a variety these bloody secrets are we literally go from like spitting in yogurt to like an army officer. Right. In in. Yeah. Because I'm like as you're reading that I'm like, nah there's no way. Surely this is bullshit, this is bullshit.

And then I'm like, who's making this up? This has to be real. Who is making that up.

I believe this one. I believe. Yeah, this one makes this one through. I don't get that though. I swear I like British chocolate. It's just so much better than American chocolate chocolate for sure. But yeah, like I hate Hershey's and all of that. I think Cadbury's Nestlé and Tang. Wait, wait, wait. Wasis after our friendship could be on the line right now if you were Cadbury or Galaxy. Oh Cadbury. Bad boy.

Sabotaging Morse code.

I lost my memory at 17 after a sudden illness, I don't remember my childhood, school or any family events, my mum has played a huge part in my recovery.

She taught me everything, including my other family members.

She said she didn't even remember them. I have a good relationship with my family now. Twenty five.

But my mum and I've never told them about my memory loss. Whenever they tell stories, I just play along. When we see extended family, I don't even recognize them. I don't want our relationship to deteriorate because I've lied about such a massive secret.

I don't think that's called lying, though. I think that's like a very I think anybody who found that out in his family must have an understanding like. You wouldn't want to necessarily just come out with that, surely, like, that's a hard thing to. To do you know, like. Imagine me 17 and just forget everything. Yeah, so like, would you not know how to speak English?

But then remember, I had to be retaught everything by Mum down.

But this is the kind of thing where I'm just like people holding onto. The maddest, most, like my mind, has been open during this series so bloody much by just like you never know what people are going through or anything, it's mad.

Yeah, 17 complete memory loss. I didn't I didn't even think that because that's when your adult life is just starting as well. So everything you've just learned in school is gone. That's crazy, man. What is the illness? Do you know it is?

No, not too sure, because I'm just trying to think I don't think, like you said, I think using the word lied about and stuff is definitely not not right here. I think she needs to. Do our own thing, tell people when she's ready to tell people and just like. There's not lying. This is so confusing to unbelievable experience, and if you forget how to speak like. Then you physically cannot do that anyway, so, yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah, just losing your memory, mind the power of the mind to imagine she was like a raging racist before she was 17.

Yeah, that was so much touchstone. A moment to teach her everything, everything, all her own experiences that she's learned and now gone. And she's having to rely on just what her mom's experience.

Asthma, and I've never heard of, like, that condition or whatever.

Just just give that to, like, every racist, basically I could literally be like, oh wow, I, I treat everyone equally to teach them that.

Oh, that's. Yeah. Wild.

OK, if there was anyone that you think should jump on and do the podcast at the end of every episode, we always ask the guests who they think we should reach out to to try and get on in future episodes. Mm hmm. Who do you think here, just in Chicago would like to see join me on this? I was actually thinking I would love to know what his secret is. And Jimmy. Yeah. No, that's one for me.

Yeah. He'd be sick. Mm.

I mean, this is a wild one, but I think Tyler, the creator, would be pretty sick. Yeah, yeah.

If you just told me his number is emailed and I'm like, well, I mean, no, no, no, never.

You never know. You never know.

I hope you enjoyed this episode of The Secret's Out. Next week on the podcast, I'm joined by Martin and Roman. Kim, we've got a father and son duo talking about not only their own real secrets, which gets awkward, but also other People's Anonymous like father and son is. It's a good one. Make sure you subscribe if you haven't already so that each new episode will arrive right to your device once it's been released. And then since this is episode three, if you haven't already listened to Episode one and episode two, feel free to go do so now that by far the both live.

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