Do you even remember seeing your first penis? Oh, my God. Oh, really? And Joe.

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And always back to being. Is this the first time that I saw a dick I don't actually remember?

Well, I guess it would have been my first boyfriend's penis.

You know what, though? I think that, like, I was not mentally and or physically physically prepared for just like how weird it is to have another appendage hanging off of you like a did with a vagina.

It's like there, but it's kind of like within itself, you know what I mean?

Like, by definition, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like tucked into itself and it kind of just hangs and, you know, it got Hanks'.

I just mean like it hangs out like it's very chill. Vaginas are chill for the most part and it's just not an appendage.

And it was just so odd.

And like obviously I'd seen so many businesses in like biology and sex and Tumblr gifts go and Tumblr get off of it.

Actually, I don't. Oh, you're telling me the first penis you saw was one in person? No, you're right.

You're right. You're right. Right. No, I did not make that statement. So I did not lie.

Yeah, I definitely would have seen other penises, but it's just so weird to see it in person. Just like a fleshy appendage.

No, no, no. But genuinely, I think that my initial reaction was just like, oh my fuck, this is so weird. Me.

Do you think it's because we were only children? Maybe like have a brother and sister running or running around?

Maybe, maybe, maybe I was super close with my male cousins and even then like my parents and my aunt stopped like bathing us together when we were pretty young. So like there was never a point where I really remembered, I guess.

And also, like, I think the capacity in which you see a penis later on in life is not the same capacities when you're in the tub with your cousin at age five, you know, it's, um. Well, I think some states in the South I disagree.

I love that. Uh, but yeah, it was a positive, positive experience for sure. The first penis was a positive experience. I mean, it wasn't a negative experience. I wasn't I didn't like screaming and running in the opposite direction, but I definitely like I'm a little scared if there was ever and there isn't.

But like, if I can get a replay of what my face did the first time I saw it, it's like I don't think it was reading anything positive. I think it was just like, oh, huh, huh. Oh, OK. That's a that's a sack of balls and that's an appendage. It's a fleshy appen.

OK, anyone looked at me naked for the first time and said, oh right.

Right, that's, that's yeah. I'm going to pack up and go home. Yeah. Yeah. Well that's what I mean.

Like I think I hope I didn't like mentally scarred my first boyfriend because I don't know what my face did, but I probably was really nervous.

I don't I don't vividly remember being really nervous, but I'm sure knowing me, I was no question.

I actually don't know the answer to this, the first penis you saw, right? Yes. Was that was that your first experience with a penis? Yes.

So, I mean, like I think it probably resulted in just like a shitty handjob maybe.

Right. But it was a positive experience. I think.

I just to be fair, no guy is prepared at the age of whatever the first time their penises touched by someone. It's not them for a sex goddess.

Just pop in and say, no worries. I know exactly what to do because, well, it lasts, you know, about 14 seconds the first time anyway.

God only knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's all very clumsy and awkward for like the very first times I will say that circumcision is something that I feel like you learn nothing about. And it's not something that I ever really Googled. Like I just didn't really know what to expect. Like I didn't really know how to tell a circumcised from an uncircumcised dick.

And now knowing about the uncircumcised dick, I've never been with an uncircumcised dick, but I didn't know like having never seen one and like, really understood the whole process of like, what was I? I was so confused. I feel like I had a lot of confusion, my friends as well.

I feel like and maybe it was just like where I grew up to that like all the dudes were circumcised that my friend and I were like, we're hooking up with. But it was it was a very confusing, unknown thing. Until I got to university.

I feel like I didn't have a conversation with a friend who had been with someone with a uncircumcised dick.

It was a lot to process there. Yeah. Once I explained the whole turtleneck situation, things became much more clear to me.

Turtleneck, a little turtleneck, you know, for hygiene reasons alone.

Yeah, I'm glad my mother made the call to snip it all up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so anyway, I've never experienced or, you know, first getting.

OK it. Yeah.

So anyway, I haven't experienced firsthand an uncertain weighing, if you guys could, to actually put in the comments and using emojis only. No letters, no numbers, nothing. Just emojis.

Your first experience with a penis or vagina. Let me know. So tell the story in emojis.

Tell the story in emojis. Yeah. And be in our favorite. We're going to pick the favorite weapon, our favorite. We'll pen a winner, OK? We're going to pick a winner.

This is high stakes.

OK, so using emojis, how would you describe your first encounter with a vagina? OK, so the the shrug and shrug off shrug. I feel like. Hmm, how to put this oh, here we go. I feel like when I was like first, second, third grade, like when like why is this getting bigger kind of thing?

Like I was. I didn't know why I was attracted to, like, boobs and ass, I didn't I don't think I understood why, but I feel like I would, like, get turned on by them unbeknownst to myself. Oh, I see.

Everybody was just doing it right subconsciously without actually acknowledging what was happening.

My primal instincts were like, those are interesting. Like, you mean like I don't think I realized it. I don't feel like I had the same interest in a vagina as I did the other side of as much.

What do you mean?

I wasn't like excited to see my first vagina as much. I was like, oh, boobs. Great. Oh, great. Right. They seem fun. The vagina, I think just more confused me. Right.

Well, I feel like I feel like a lot of girls honestly, who like aren't in tune with their own body and confused by their own vagina.

You don't really have much to add to that, but yeah. Yeah, yeah I am. Yeah.

I remember in on the porn side of things, just being like I just it also looks confusing in porn.

Walk me through that.

I don't know, like I just feel like if I was a dude who'd never actually encounter if you're straight had never encountered a vagina like it seems to just so easily just go in and you don't I mean like but then that's not real life.

Ninety nine percent of the time, you know.

So I feel like porn sets you up, sets you up porn and every and every aspect sets you up for failure. And that's a whole podcast in itself I feel like. Yeah. Well the porn masturbation episode.

Yeah. OK, yeah. What was your first time.

And do you remember, please don't hesitate to go into detail about giving and receiving fellatio. This was oddly like I got this ask on my Instagram about forty seven times. Yeah. For whatever reason people are like oral.

OK, oral I. I am 99 percent sure I'm remembering this correctly, it was in a my buddy's basement, in a small bathroom, and it was a bathroom that wasn't like a shower and it is. And that was like a toilet sink. Yeah. Haaften like Myhre OK. And I remember so high school of you. Yeah, yeah yeah. And I remember, I feel like taking like both of us getting like half undressed kind of thing because parents were obviously upstairs but like there was like people outside, like we were like the only people there was like there like people over there or whatever and everyone knows you're in the bathroom hooking up.

So and it's like in high school and everyone knows you're hooking up in the bathroom. They make it very, very obvious, just like loud jokes of like screaming on the other side of the bed.

Yeah. So I am 99 percent sure that that blowjob ended in zero orgasms. Oh, really? Yeah. And I'm 100 percent sure that I did not reciprocate. Potentially four years after that. Oh, yeah, I know we're not a generous lover. I was not a generous lover. Yeah, I am.

I feel as if I have been a little bit my ratio is not receiving to giving.

Yeah, it hasn't been.

Hmm. The quality is. Oh. Uh huh. Oh, I don't. That's all the details I've got. OK, so at what age? On the giving side, you find equality. Oh, giving. Yeah. Where do we meet now? Yeah, I feel I love when Jeremy is uncomfortable.

I feel like I got had for the first time when I was like 13 14.

Isn't the question at what age did you start moving. 17, 18.

Oh it was years later. Oh isn't that bad. I thought you were like twenty two you know. Are they going to say so much later.

Oh that, that was my, it was my high school girlfriend. OK, yeah. That's whatever, it's not that bad.

And I want to be very clear that not that I think that I've got that all figured out a hundred percent and he gets as he does is just lying.

I don't know where like the school of thought. I'm like, OK, got it. This is how I would approach this. Like I don't like I didn't really watch any porn that was like and this is how a man is like none of. So I don't know what exactly I did the first twenty or thirty times down there or whatever, but like I just want to have an open apology to anybody.

I'm sorry if it wasn't well if you like, in high school, the most common thing that went around in conversation read this subject was a spell, the alphabet with your tongue. Oh yeah.

I used to that. Yeah, I used to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Another go for you. Varying results. OK, mostly. Fine. OK, fine. Yeah. But I also think the bar is just so low when you're in high school. Oh definitely.

And everything is so awkward and clumsy and you don't know what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Things just get so much better.

One of the biggest memories that I have of like hooking up as a kid or whatever is the first time that I feel like I hooked up with a girl who is very good at what she was doing. And I was like, Oh, thank you, I can't do that. Oh yeah. I got to go back to the other shit like that. I'm not ready for that. I don't know what what she was up, how she did it.

Like this is too good. Yeah. And I'm embarrassed that that was as fast as it was on my head out.

Hmm. Hmm. Interesting. OK, so large, same ish question, but do you remember your first time giving head.

Not vividly. Got it. Yeah. I'm a little blurry for some reason.

I don't know if I've just chosen to like blackout that part of my life, but I don't think it was anything crazy.

You were you scared? Were you nervous? I probably.

But I don't remember. I don't remember. But again, knowing me, I'm sure that I was right.

I'm sure that I was I think that I had enough friends who gave me the basics of like what to do with hand and what to do with mouth and what to do with tongue.

Did you practice? No. On what? A banana? I don't know. Oh, God, no, no, no, no.

So the other thing is that I have a pretty reactive gag reflex. She she joins us often.

No, no, she doesn't. I'm never. Oh one one time. Yeah. Oh.

One time she joined us.

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Right. As you're saying, sucking dick. Right. So gag reflex, I feel like has joined us a couple times.

A couple of times. But it's not it's not that often. So I feel like once things are actually happening, my gag reflex like relaxes the dentist.

Oh, I'll gag every ten seconds. But doing a blowjob, I feel like I'm good. I also like learned how to use my tongue in fun ways that help I feel like create boundaries for a dick not getting rammed down my throat.

Got it. Well I had a I also just can't believe that I just put onto the Internet the sentence getting a dick rammed down my throat.

This is Craft Girl once again. I had a girlfriend once who would get horny when she went to the dentist.

I hate that. I think. Why? I don't know why. I don't know something about.

I remember you telling me the story. Yeah. That's so weird. Yeah, that's that's weird. I mean whatever you're into though. Whatever you're into it.

Yeah. Not me. I fucking hate the dentist. I hate the dentist. I need to be sedated.

OK, so did you. OK, so you were 14, 15, 16, 17.

Um I would have been.

41, 14, grade nine, like a freshman, I think Graham Greene, nine, 14 or 15.

OK, so nine or ten. Nine or ten. OK, got it. And did you receive at the same time, was it like, oh, oh no.

OK, help me understand. Same time as in like 60 90. No, but like you got done and then he hopped on the oh.

Oh um no I feel like he was more of like a use the hands kind of guy, probably similar to you at that age.

And I don't think I don't remember obviously wasn't very good.

I write really blowing. Yeah. It's interesting to hear the amount of girls that I'm friends with that said that they purposefully did not want to receive because they were like self-conscious of that. Oh, there's there's a difference between guys and women right there. Right. No guys ever like, hey, if I don't know if you like, don't think it's really cute or attractive down there, like it's OK. Like every guy is like hip hop on in.

Yeah.

Why wouldn't you want to give me head.

Oh I hate us men. We're not great. Right, right. Right. I don't know why you like us. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. Um yeah I.

Don't think I had an orgasm my entire first relationship, to be honest, I just feel like things were so clumsy, things were awkward. We don't really know what you're doing. I think we're going through the motions of.

Right. But just like hadn't quite figured it out yet.

Yeah, but it is normal. Yeah.

You know, what happened is that in my second relationship, he was much more experienced than I was and I feel like he helped me bring my skills up to his level.

Got it. And so would you say that your first boyfriend wasn't as generous as your second one? Yes.

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All right. So let's talk about you, in fact. Oh, my God, I'm kidding, but I'm not. So the number three most requested, number three, highest, most requested question.

Virginity.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I. I remember where I was, do you know where you were? Yeah, you want to start OK? I feel like mine is so anticlimactic.

My mind's not climatic either. Yeah, yours is actually more generic, I feel like, than mine. OK, well, I don't feel like you need to judge. Well, it's not a competition babe. Relax.

OK, we'll go ahead anyway. Obviously I might be in a weird way.

I lost my virginity. It was with, you know, right over there.

Keep going on. I was on a couch at my boyfriend's house.

Are you kidding? That's all the details are going to give us.

What I want is you want to know. OK, OK, no. Here, here's the real story is that we had had to try we had tried to have sex a bunch of times and I feel like we we had a bunch of like have sex, but it was just so painful that we just had to have sex.

And by have sex I mean that like a third of the dick went in basically for a bunch of times. Well, there's our details and there's.

Yes. What is this, the details that you wanted to. And then I feel like eventually one day it just went all the way in.

Almost died before you knew it. Jeremy what. Oh, why are you making that sound anyway?

Good vagina swollen penis. Is that something you're trying to make?

Exactly. See, now you put a label on it. It's weird now anyways. It eventually went all the way in and I was like, oh my fucking God. My insides just ripped in half, but it's in.

And then we had people like four minutes after that and it continued to definitely be painful for a solid amount of time afterwards, but got better eventually. But yeah, it was it was a process of having a mini sex.

I get many, many guys up until it happened eventually kind of by accident. But like but like trying to achieve full Koide. It's got it.

Is that all the detail that you wanted? I was like, listen, I think that's great. And for the listeners at home who have yet to partake. Yeah. Any advice or thoughts for the person? I don't know if I'm ready.

And then, I mean, I feel like there's honestly, when I see the friggin 15 year olds on take talk, do like wild shit and be so sexual and stuff, I'm like, oh, y'all are already fucking late.

Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy.

So I feel like things are happening earlier. And so there's probably a pressure and a stigma around the younger demographic.

And I feel really bad because I feel like would be super stressful. But I think at the end of the day it's just like not rushing it. If you're not ready, if you if you don't feel ready, it is absolutely.

And 100 percent your choice and no one else's. And so it's it's your choice that's kind of like all there is to it.

Like if you don't feel ready, don't do it. Don't let anyone influence that decision. It's your body, your choice.

And the other thing is that you need to be warmed up. You need to be warmed up.

And I know when guys are still forming, guys are self warming, you're warm.

And then and then it's ready and it's waking up in the morning warm and ready to warm and ready to go to table, warm and ready. A breeze goes by warm and ready, but it doesn't work like that.

And so if you are dry as a desert, you are going to feel like it is just a something hitting a brick wall and nothing is going to happen and nothing's going to happen.

So there needs to be there needs to be a little warm up round of whatever you need to do to make things wet. But it's No one. OK, yeah, but it's true success with DIY.

Yeah, but I mean, like people think that like I feel like from porn as well.

It's just going to slide right on in and maybe it does for some people, like I've always heard that like horseback riders like popped their cherry by accident or something or got I mean I've heard that I feel like and maybe horse people can confirm or deny horse people can confirm or deny people, you know, who are into horses that their hobby Austrians sex can be painful and probably is honestly for a majority of girls, even if you are warmed up.

So like don't try and just dive right on in there in the Sahara Desert because it's not going to work.

Yeah, I think I was just scared. And they're like sex. Yeah. And they want to rein it in.

But like every guy ever who looks at porn is like, oh, if I'm like the the epitome of this macho, know what I'm doing, be just like, yeah, yeah. That's how sex works. And that's what she wants. She wants me to be the fucking like front cover of Men's Health. Look around and just like go at it. That's hot to her. And I feel like about twenty years later, a guy's wake up and go fuck maybe.

Oh well. Huh. Interesting. OK, got it. I feel I'm happy with that answer. OK, ok.

So I think the floor is yours now for your virginity story.

We'll see. It was our third, fourth date. Um. No, not that one yet. OK, we'll get to that, OK? But let's see my virginity. I remember pretty distinct this one I do remember I feel like this is like logged in my memory.

It was after a football game. And you play football. Yeah, I was a shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was after a football game showered. She was older than me and she was 17. I was 15.

So like she could yeah. I like who I was very much into, like the girls a year or two older than me for like 14 through 20 I feel like.

And you were tall enough to make that happen. Yeah. Because I was like six for it. Like 15. Oh my God. Yeah. I thought I was gonna be like seven foot five.

I was like, oh, could you watch the trajectory of your high growth? Yes. Yes. But I remember she can pick me up at a football game and we were in a car and like we drove to a Wal-Mart parking lot o- in the back.

And I think in terms of warm up, there was maybe we made out for like 30 seconds and. Oh, and she was, she wasn't a virgin. I was OK. And so I know that. Yeah. OK. And I feel like I was just like yeah I want I said let's, let's do that out of her so great. Let's do that. And so I feel like I was like OK and it is sex time. And so like I'm over here like fumbling to put the condom on just like, you know, it's there like oh but people can see us and how romantic I think about one fourth of it went in.

Oh yeah. Many sex. Yeah.

And we played around with that for I don't know, forty seven seconds or so. And she wasn't a virgin. No. No. And are you trying to make a subtle sex that you're huge.

Did this working continue. OK, got it. And then we gave up. Oh and then I remember but like we, we didn't give up but like it was just bad sex. Yeah. And eventually it's so awkward.

I feel like this happens so often in high school too. You just like like no one finishes. No. And you just like call it you're like oh that was fun cause I was like yeah. I feel like we talk about all the time. Like hookups in particular. Yeah. Especially when you're not in a relationship. It's not it's not to say that like an orgasm is an important but it's like the thrill of like being wanted. Right. And like oh this person is sexually active to me.

We're both doing something that's new I guess is at least for me anyway. That's like eighty percent of it.

No, one hundred percent. It's like the thrill and the excitement and especially like when you're young. Do you like feeling wanted to. I like the opposite of what you're attracted to. Yeah. Is, is like so exciting and foreign and and.

Yeah definitely. Yeah I think so. So then when was.

OK, so your first mini sex virginity, when did you have full full sex and was it with the same person.

Yeah it was with the same person. In fact I remember that like she would come and pick me up after school because she had her license and she was going to drive.

And I remember we, I lived like close ish to my school, so we should pick me up. My mom had a full time job, so like my house was always right. I would feel like there was no cell phones.

So there was cell phones, but like it didn't like GPS, like the. Exactly. So it was like we would just go back to my place or whatever. And I remember we went back to my place and like hooked up, had sex and I. Remember? Like trying to make the house look like I hadn't been there, obviously, right, and we went back to her house afterwards because, like, my mom wouldn't want me to be at our house when she was there with the check for like that was obviously not going to happen very often for the reasons I just said.

And I remember my mom calls me and she knew that was going to be at her house where she was going to pick me up afterwards. And she calls me and she goes, why is there a condom in our toilet? You put the condom down the toilet, Jeremy. Everyone just hear. OK, here's your starter.

The stop, stop, stop, stop. So walk me through this.

So I we got done and I will have to walk you through this, because these condoms, I think twice in your life.

So I, I, I was very good about using condoms. OK, great. And so we got done with the act or whatever and I was like, oh I just thought, oh I can't throw it away because my mother empties the trash cans, whatever. So I to put a condom in your pocket and walk out with it, what I should have done is like put it in a bag and throw in the bag out.

Hindsight is 20/20, but thank you.

I appreciate that. And it was like, oh, I'll just flush it and it'll just go down and then that'll be.

Oh, and your septic system said no. And so I flush it and like walk out and you can even check to somebody, check whatever, Jeremy.

So I try to make out some like story as to why that wasn't my condom. But she was so mad. But like, at least I was using protection.

That's true. It could have been. Well, I feel like my mom because she had her daughter early and like I'm adopted and I feel like there's just a lot of out of wedlock teen births in my family. It's like she was like extra hard on it. Right. But at the end of day twenty, I will nine.

Eight me. Yeah, I'm twenty eight twenty. You know, babies here, you know, babies. And I was using protection. Yeah. Yeah. So they just like not have condoms in Canada or what is.

Next question. Where is his track record of your question please. OK, so that's helpful on that side. And you were how old you had sixteen. I think it was sixteen. Yeah I was fifteen. OK, yeah. And. I feel like same thing with, like, my first kiss and everything, like it went from like nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. And then like I guess I'm one of them was like, oh, that is made out with a bunch of people.

And then the same thing with sex was just like no sex, no sex. And I was like, oh God. It like unlocks this like, oh, I can do that kind of thing.

Right. You just level leveled up in life. Yeah. Yeah. I was like a Chieko to like OK got it. This is how you do this huh. Interesting. Yeah.

My first kiss was just like tipsy at a party at 14.

I could tell exactly. I was 13 at this place called Magic Waters. It's a water park in Rockford, Illinois.

I was with my girlfriend and the click five five, the click five is playing Just the girl. And we sat there and. Played karate with our tongues, and I knew karate with your tongues. Yeah, it was I mean, terrible, I don't know. Yeah. Once again, I'm not sure I can face that something like. Yeah. The thought of like putting your tongue in somebody else's mouth. I feel like in this day and age with covid now, the thought of doing that with someone you don't know is just like it's like the story of twenty two.

Totally. Like, Hey, what's up?

Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. OK, ok.

You kind of should we dive into the first time. I feel like we had a lot of requests to tell the story of us having sex for the first time and and wait for one more question before that.

OK, because we should talk about that because it's so good.

Yeah. It genuinely is the most US story that could possibly be applied to the relationship to describe us in the place real quick.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Before then, do you know your first one night stand. Yeah. This is a podcast where we talk about this. I tell you that let's try again. You remember your first one?

Yes. Yes, I do. So it was just like a random that I had been kind of talking to. And we we hang on a second.

Oh, my God. Wait, wait. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait.

So a one night stand would be characterized as the one that you've only had sex with once. Correct. And never see them again. Right. Oh, that was like recently and but recently I mean before you.

So I guess known that recently since we were together for a while. But there was like someone, there was a random that I was like casually hooking up with.

But we hooked up like three or four times less than one person, not a one night stand.

But that was the first time I ever felt like what a stereotypical movie shows you as a walk of shame. When you, like, roll out of their bed of something you don't really know and walk home in the same clothes that you like, went out in the night before 7:00 a.m..

So it's like especially I was in Toronto, so I was walking home, one of the busiest finance financial district, entertainment district streets as people are walking to work.

And I just I looked right.

I would love to get a video of you. Yeah, I look I look really rough. I think I did myself a favor and wore, like, heeled booties.

So it wasn't like I was I was walking in stilettos or anything and like a sparkly dress like they do in the movies. Right. But yeah, I definitely called my friend.

I was like, I think I'm doing a walk of shame right now. I'm proud of you.

Thank you. Everyone needs to do one. It was it was humbling. It was humbling. Yeah. I'm I'm very good at checking myself out, like, oh, it was really good. Na'ama, get out of my head out or whatever. Yeah. Even if, like, I'm drunk, like I'm very good at just like getting the Uber of just like going home, finding my way and just like and dying. Yeah I, I do remember a walk of shame once in a Captain America full on Halloween costume that I was I woke up because my business call was hitting me of like needing to start.

And I was like, oh, no, you know, this is this is still a good time. That's fine in the. Yes, I have to go and then you were captain, I'll be that's a hot costume. Yeah, that's that's cute. Yeah, that's so cute.

Thank God it's not. Now, we're like everything's a video conference, right? Yeah. I just make my heart was broken. Yeah. Fun.

Yeah. But I feel like November 1st is like the one day where you see lots of different characters walking down the streets. Like that's, that's a day of the year where I goes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't feel out of place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when I was in the Uber the next morning like smelling like death of just like um. Did someone throw a bottle of vodka at you recently. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Also Mom and dad can't hang anymore. We are mom and dad. Do you want to tell the people what happened last night.

So I have been on set all week and we haven't seen each other.

I've been gone like 15 to 17 hours a day. And so we've probably exchanged about six words this week. Right.

So yesterday we popped a bottle of champagne, ordered some dinner and then hot tub and had a great night.

And we didn't even finish the bottle. She didn't even finish it. And normally, like, it would be very normal for us to finish a bottle of champagne between the two of us.

Yeah. And and then you go into, like, whiskey or whatever, and then I probably pretty toasty and like, that's my limit.

But, you know, like that. And so we even finish the bottle. No. And so at about 1:00 I was like, oh my God, I'm too drunk to go to bed right now.

So I went downstairs, sat on the couch eating rice crackers and watching tick tock, fell asleep for a little bit.

But go ahead. What happened? What happened to you? Well, I woke up and yeah, if people like four times.

Yeah, like four fucking times, I it was pretty bad. And like, I woke up and did that flight plan of like, oh, am I going to make it to the bathroom or do you go to the balcony. To the bathroom. Lovatt What's funny is I didn't realize you weren't in bed though.

So I was like trying to be quiet, tiptoeing around and like a bed and, like, got done Listerine tongue scraper big time. Everyone at a time was great, but you don't have to change your life anyway. Tongue scraper.

They came back and I said, I'm fucking here. Yeah, I was I had fallen asleep on the couch. So glad I missed it. When you woke up this morning and you're like, I can't leave. I threw up last night.

I was like, I don't know why. I had, like, forgot when I woke up that you hadn't seen it again. Like, I, I literally I thought you were kidding.

You had dreamed it. I had dreamed that you were talking just. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway and I can't hang anymore. No. So let's talk about our first sex. Yeah. Well because I was like this is a good lead in because things haven't really changed that much since our very first time having sex.

It's so funny because like and when we tell the story you'll understand. But like. Had we not dated or whatever, and that was our only hookup, that would have been very. Not embarrassing, but like, oh, my God, I can't believe that was our only experience. Yeah, yeah. So first date kiss on the cheek, nothing. You invited me back and because I brought a dog to wait for Moose, you brought me back after the date and I kissed you on the cheek and had it out, like, very intentional, like I'm not going to go for anything and like that felt right.

Yeah. Second date you we had plans you like. Fuck it. I'm tired. Let's just like hang out at home.

Yeah. Did you want to tell the people? And it's OK, so it's about guess what we share. Right, right, right. Yeah, that's about first. OK, right. So let's talk about our second day, huh? Did you go ahead? Yeah, OK. OK, let's go ahead. Orin, no, we are one of us is going tell the story. Yeah, we did everything we had. We had oral fellatio.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean? We we we.

You fuckin you. Why? Lauren was a little hands here and a little hornier than you expected, I think. Well, the thing that I expect well, because I remember, like we like, kissed. Oh, we even have our first kiss.

Well, so we went from our very first kiss to our very first dig in the mouth. Only about 30 seconds.

Yeah. So we like, made out of her and then you. I what how are you not going to say that you want me to say, I don't know what I am telling you? Yeah, I feel like I don't feel you went from, like first to third base and we're like all about it. Oh, yeah. You were quite ready to fuck right then. I wish I would have been down. Yeah.

I was like, hey, why don't we just take a just I feel like, you know, and you're like, no. Yeah, for sure. Totally. I'm saying it's cool.

But I was like, I like being disappointed, but I like would have been down for sure. What a gentle way to say that, yeah, so on the third day, so on the third date we went, oh, it was around Halloween, so we had gone out to a Halloween party.

Holiday party, right? Yeah, yeah. It's a holiday party.

And we came back and were like, oh, we're starving. Let's order food. Right. So we postdated food and postmus. I would say on average in where I live, the area is like 40 to 50 minutes. Right.

We start hooking up first time having sex. So much fun. It's great getting to be there. I was having a good time. It was good. Like going again. It was hot. Yeah. Both in great shape. Right. Right. It's hard to imagine now, but right at the time. Yeah.

Yeah. Get another vacation on my phone. Your postman is arriving. Right. Six minutes. Right. And this isn't like now where things contactless. Like you go and get the pizza.

Yeah. Right. And so get the notification on my phone and we look at it and we're like middle of sex for the first time.

Exactly the first time. Your third date, third date like don't really know each other. Right. Like the very early, early stages of this relationship. Butterflies everywhere.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And we make the decision and it was joint. Might I start to pause sex and we'll be like, yeah, we'll come back to it. Let's just like go and eat your food.

We're starving. We're so hungry and we'll finish after, we'll finish after.

So we just disengage. I think I got pancakes and you got a burger. I went downstairs eight hours housemates and cuddled.

Never came back to sex. That was it did not finish. No interest from either parties, honestly. Yeah, I was very satisfied. Yeah. So satisfied. That was like I want to say, it's like 4:00 or 5:00 in the morning. Right? No, I think you stayed over the entire night that day. Oh, I did. Yeah. That was the second day. Yeah.

You stay really late. Yeah. Fortunately there was a fourth date fortunately was the fourth day and we eventually had. So I guess this is, you know, full circle of mini sex. Right. We had a little mini sex. Well that's cute. That's so nice. Cute.

That's so nice. Looking back on that, like I remember there was a moment where we were just like, did we our first time having sex.

We didn't even nothing finished. Nothing really. Well, we're hungry. We're so hungry. Yeah.

So so everyone at home who's like still waiting out for true love. This is it. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We both chose post-paid over sex. We both are terrible. I don't know, I don't know. But I think that means that we're, we're great for each other. Well here we are. Yeah.

Here we are. I feel I do wish that you had more experience with. Just randoms, just funny, fuckin just like, oh, my God, I can't believe I did that or whatever. Oh, like the story because I could sit here and talk about it the entire time. But then I think the audience is going to go. So why is she doing that? Manoah Because I'm a serial dater.

I'm a senior there. And you know what, in my defense and we talk about this all the time, I think after I got on my last relationship, I really came out of that being like, I am going to be fucking single for so long and I just want to be single.

I've never been single. I'm in L.A. I have my shit together. I just want to be single. Two months later, two months later, went on a few dates, hooked up with a few randoms. And then I met Jeremy and that was the end of that. Gave you a third of my wine.

And that was it gave me, you know, just me six minutes of wine and sex just.

And he says, Yeah, yeah, got it. Good. Oh, how romantic.

I will say and you didn't ask me this, but I remember the. I do remember the first time I saw another man's penis.

Oh, it was far more scarring than I anticipated. OK.

I don't think I realized the locker room penis. Yeah, like a locker room penis. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't think I realized I was an only child. Didn't you grow up? Yes.

I remember like the first time, just like, you know, taking a shower before gym, after whatever it was. And I was just like, holy shit. Dicks are fucking disgusting. Holy shit.

They're just so weird. It's just weird. Yeah.

But they also come in all shapes and sizes. All shapes and sizes. All hairs. All hairs. Yeah. Yeah. It really is. It runs a spectrum of variety over there for sure.

It's just and also I feel like Jeremy didn't really know about like a curved dick until I gave more descriptions of it. Like he didn't really know Jerry was a pretty straight dick.

So I feel like you didn't believe you are saying this. What do you mean going. What do you mean?

It's not like it's not bad. It just digs are all so different. They really do run the gamut of, like, different differences. Right.

I guess I didn't realize that they weren't all straight. Straight. Yeah. You think that like a dick is just like pencil straight, but some of them have a little curve to them. Some have a lot of curve doing a lot of curve to them. Yeah.

And if you only know that when you see a hard dick I feel like a soft dick doesn't do the curve right. I don't know.

I mean if you really haven't encountered you know. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, you know the first time you ever got drunk.

I think so, yeah, and if not, this is like the first memory of it. The very I think I said this in the pod, maybe not the very first sip of alcohol I ever had was Everclear. Oh, my God, yeah, and I didn't know what Everclear was, nor that I know that it's like, why do you do that? I don't know. Maybe it was a Disney bottle. And I was like, oh, I don't like smooth.

Yeah. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm not ready for alcohol. And no kidding. Yeah, right.

And then I remember we have talked about that because we were like, why would you just start with like a warm beer and beer like everyone else.

Yes.

I remember like the first like drink, you know, whatever, like in the basement and like a warm beer, like beer pong, whatever this is like, I, I don't really drink a decent amount in high school.

Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah. I think like I went in like stages of like Yeah. Let's party or whatever and yeah I feel like, I mean like look every weekend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In high school, in high school, especially in first year of university. I drank so much.

Oh my God. Oh in college I. Yeah. Mm.

My first time getting like drunk. Drunk, I was at a friend's just like house party and I remember feeling the sensation of like and I don't know this is I feel like this going be one of those things where you're like you and that you just live with this and it's normal but like things start going a little numb.

Like I feel like my face is a little now I feel like my face is a little numb.

And I remember and this is always when it and even now, like when you go to the bathroom and you kind of separate yourself from the action, when you see the party, when you sit down to pause a guy, if you're trying to aim what you're just like you're away from the music, you're away from the party.

And it's like really a moment to self reflect and measure how drunk you are, sit down to pee. And I was like, I think my face is now. And I was like, I think that means I'm drunk.

And still to this day, like, I can feel like last night, last night, my face a little bit numb. Yeah. And it's a telltale sign that I've I've potentially gone too far and it's the point of no return. And I probably should get a water bottle. Right. Yeah.

My mom was so strict about that shit like one hundred percent. So I feel like I had to figure out every time I went home, like kind of like so kind of thing. And like I feel like some people's parents because they didn't care as much. But it's like I don't know. I almost think the most dangerous part of having strict parents is like having to like come up with lies and everything. So they like try and be young and be stupid and have fun or whatever.

But then I safely get home and not get in trouble. Right.

Because like the the most dangerous positions I feel like I've ever put myself in right. Were me trying to cover up what I had done with my friends to not expose myself. So like my mother kind of thing, which is like really scary. And of course, like the answer from a parent is like, well, don't do those things.

But like, you know, it's not realistic. It's not.

And it's just like I'm not saying that everyone should just go be a drunken ho at fourteen and see how it goes. But like, I needed to do all those things because now I don't feel the interest in doing them all the time. So it's like an interesting thing, maybe because like Hubers here now, it's different, but like that's like scary to like have to completely lie to totally yourself.

Totally. I mean, I think that I grew up being a responsible drinker because, like, I knew my parents were down to come and get me at the end of every night.

And I knew that my parents were down to supply me with a safe amount of, like, young kid, not kid.

That makes it sound really illegal. But like you don't I mean, like, my mom was down to, like, buy me a few wine coolers to take to the party. Right. Because that meant that I would drink that and she knew what I was drinking versus taking swigs from random Dasani bottles that ended up being Everclear.

Exactly.

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Do you ever your first time smoking weed. Juy. Weed is so different now.

Weed is so different now. People don't understand different how when we grew up with weed it was like one devil. Yeah, a legal illegal God only knows where it came from. Right.

The died either there's a sativa and indica, all these things and it was, we measured, it was what we did was we, it was it's in this bag been oregano up half the time.

Like who knows. Right. The spice. Oh yes. Yeah. Um, so I have this fun pattern of dating Stoner's right.

And I think this comes from me always looking to date someone who is opposite me.

And so when I was looking for someone who was like B and super chill, they always happen to be a stone because I feel like that goes hand in hand all the times with, like, being super chill.

Right. And so one of my boyfriends was big time into weed and like I've always been OK with it.

I know my parents at the time had like a massive, like, stigma against time, like everyone's parents and the early 2000s, like it's the gateway drug to heroin, but it's a gateway drug. Yeah. Yeah. It's like worse, worse things.

Um, and so the first time I smoked weed I think was from a joint and I don't it was one of those times where like, I was too scared to like, hit it really hard.

And so I don't really think I got high. But shortly after that, oh my God, this is disgusting. It was a homemade DIY little gravity bong. Did you make it known at the time?

Did it? Yeah.

And I was like, let's do it. I want to get hyper real. I want to get hyper real real. And I work for real. For real. I want to have a real and can't wait here. It was a two liter pop bottle and a bread bag.

Like disgusting. Disgusting. I probably just inhaled straight camp. That's some crackhead that some crackhead shit. Yeah, 100 percent disgusting. Disgusting. And so I took a fat hit fat head off of this gravity bong Jakov.

Oh yeah. I'm kidding. I died. You know something about when you hit take too big of a hit and you started just coughing just like violently. Yeah. And when you stop coughing you're like so glad you're done coughing then you're like Oh no. Yeah.

So and I don't know, this is a Canadian thing. I was just like the group of friends I was with, but it's called a shoot.

I, I'm not a stoner so I don't know, I don't know.

Anyway, it's good to shoot gravity bong and hit it super hard. Died so in Canada or maybe just in with my friends. I don't know when you get too high it's called greening out.

Yeah. You're the only person that's ever said that to me. But I the once again, my stoner. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway I immediately was like, something's not right. And I sat there and I was like, something's not right. Get me a trash can right now.

And he was super high and I was super high and everything was spinning.

I was like losing vision almost and so nauseous.

I was like, I this is not right. This is not right. Like, I know I'm not high. I'm no, I'm not I know I'm not high.

And I was out for the count for spoiler alert. You were high spoiler. I was high. Just too high.

I was I was on a different planet and I literally blackout for like six hours.

Yeah. I had an edible experience that took over a day, went, oh yeah.

I feel like everyone has a weird edible experience where they get to. Hi once again, I never want to get too high again because I've been too high. Right. So yeah. I mean it's like every single one of my friends in high school all smoked and I didn't really like it at the time because I'm not good at it. Like I'm not in control. Yeah. I don't like to be mentally. Fuzzy like that, yeah, I just I don't feel good, right?

I also I hate the taste of weed, like inhaling the smoke and like the burnt taste. It just feels like crispy and gross.

I mean, like, I just can't I don't know, no doubt that it's not me was crazy because, like, now I feel like I there's so many products that I like. Oh this has I teach cerec CBD and what's that all about. Yeah. Yeah.

Like got it. Got it. I don't know if that sponsored this podcast, but if they are not a perfect example, you write them out of like little things like oh there's this much in it, I know how much I'm not getting into it and it's way safer.

Way safer. I'm way more interested now than I was.

Two percent. Two percent. Yeah. We forgot to mention that my gravity bong, we had a little tin foil on the top of it and that's where you burnt the weed and the smoke went into the gravel.

Oh yeah. Yeah, I've heard about that part. Yeah. OK, got it. I wish we had already used our comment below because I'd love to hear everybody else's makeshifts DIY bong situations and I like to add that too. But we're only pinning the Mojie for the first time.

No could be vaginosis. Yeah yeah yeah. I feel like I a friends. You did like the Apple bong as well.

Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah. But I don't know, I was more like a party smoker I guess.

Like if someone was passing around a joint again 20 covid-19 prick of it. Yeah. Pre covered. This makes you want to die. That is visiting college. And so we'd be drinking like pre drinking before going out for the night and so we'd be passing it around.

I'd like take a hit of it and it was like never enough to feel that difference. Right.

But it was just more just like yeah I'm, I'm just the amount of bad weed and like shitty drinking that I just sit there and just be crossfade it in high school and college and put up with it one day and one day I was just like, yeah, I don't really like smoking weed so I'm not going to do that anymore. Yeah, me too.

Me too. Me too. I just like I was like I don't really enjoy this. Right. And you're like outside of weed, you are a pristine citizen. It's never touched anything else which is good for you. Yeah.

I genuinely feel like I my anxiety is so strong that there's not a world where I take anything else and it ends well for me.

Yeah. I mean I, I feel like my festival days are over and behind me, but like as much as I think that like my few times as Molly we're fun kind of thing. I don't know if that's for you.

Yeah. I just, I just don't think I'm just such a happy drunk that like alcohol is great for me. I'm not looking for anything else.

And I'm sure, like, I know so many people who have so much fun on it, but I know especially it's just some of like the psychedelics, I would put myself into such a dark place, such a dark place, and I would just feel so out of control that it's not even something I want to mess with.

Yeah, I think you'd be in a wormhole just like anxiety for sure.

For sure. Because I've been with friends who have taken something and also go down a dark hole.

So I've seen it happen so many times and I'm like, this would be me for sure, was there's like all those people that no matter what they do, they just look kind of dark and angry.

And I'm like, why do you keep doing that? What are you doing? Yeah, that's true. And stuff. And then coming out to L.A. and just feeling like everyone in the first five or six years they're out there is just like trying to fit in and doing things that they're not used to. And I just like you just see train wrecks.

Yeah, I will say that one interesting thing about like partying in L.A. that's different here than when I was in university is just the amount of cocaine. Everyone does cocaine.

Everyone does. Godwyn is cocaine. It's crazy like I saw many of the day was like things you didn't know of growing up. Like one, I'm never going to actually have to deal with quicksand into one of those cocaine. And I was like, oh, my God, is that fucking true?

If that is not fucking shirt, I'll always remember the Thanksgiving or Christmas is about it, like with my, like, family at the table and like, I don't even know what girlfriend was the time, whatever. And like we were got on this like the topic of just like L.A. and my mother hates California, everything about whatever. And she said, I hope you have not gotten involved with cocaine out there. I was like, what do you mean?

She's like cocaine. I just like. I have a few times. I have an issue. Oh, my. Oh my goodness. I'm like, Mom, I thought, oh, it's fine. I tried. It's not like it was nine or whatever it is. Oh, Jeremy, it's terrible.

Yeah. So that's a fun fact about L.A. that like, genuinely, genuinely. It's so crazy. And obviously not everyone does cocaine.

Of course not like the party scene in L.A. There's almost every single party you go to. You could find it if you wanted it.

Yeah, and it's astonishing. Astonishing. Yeah. Yeah, truly.

Do you remember your first, like, legitimate frat party?

Um, uh. I remember whether it was a fraternity party or it was my first college college party, I think it was a fraternity party, but I remember.

Going downstairs into the basement or like you get in there and like I was I was like going downstairs and like seeing just a wall of just packed in, just sardines, everyone spilling on each other and this and that, everything all over the fucking place to be young and not grossed out.

By that you mean like literally.

And my my reaction is let's fucking do this thing. Whereas now I'd be like, oh, no, no, no, no.

I never even chirikova just like when you grow up, you're just like, oh, that's just so many bodies.

I remember it was college in the south. Everyone's wearing Sperry's, just no socks. Sperry's Oh my God. Right. I had like party spirit because I would just like come home with just like my legs would just be like parties would just be like pink for all of the hooch and spilled all over me.

Oh, my God, party spirit. The funniest thing you've ever said. My God. Yeah, because you just you give up on them. You just you're walking.

And there's for me, there's genuinely nothing more unattractive than a spiri yevsey means Bury's obviously. Yeah, I have. And this is not something that you're not going to either know. Thank God. Yeah. I mean are you ready for college party. I don't know.

But remember the very first one. But there were so I lived in like the school residence and so every floor had two apartments style.

You live in some boozy shit. Um, I think Canada just does it a little different than you guys do it.

I mean, it's a range something.

It's really range. It's really range. So anyway, so our floor had single rooms, had double rooms and then the apartment style. So I had the apartment style where I had my own room and there was four of us who had our own room for girls. And we shared a bathroom, shared kitchen chairs.

You slept by yourself.

No one was like with you and you know, oh my God, I literally cannot even imagine for an entire year sleeping in the same room as someone else and having no privacy like that is a crazy concept. Amount of times.

I walked in on my bike, my roommate like having sex, bro. Can you text me? Just text me to text me.

I put a sock on the doorknob, like in the 90s, like, figure it out. Yeah, no, no, no.

I did not experience that whatsoever. And like, when I watch movies and stuff and here your experience in my American friends, I'm like, I'm sorry. You're telling me that that is real and it's so fucking crazy to me. But I do. So we had so we had the apartment style rooms. And so that kind of meant that we were the epicenter of where our floor would gather.

Right. And it was it was fun. And so then we would all pre in our in our apartment and then go to other floors and like figure out which floor had, like, the most fun thing going on.

Could you drink in your dorms? Yes, yeah, yeah, we had a drought. Yeah, we had a dry campus, we actually could we could not. No matter what your age was, you could not drink in your dorm as he did right there. It was so strict that no one really had parties in their dorm.

Oh, I see. No drinking. So like at the same time with fraternities as well, like like the house that we had was millions of it was the nicest one on campus, huge. Whatever. We weren't allowed to legally have a beer in the house, in the house.

So we exchanged real. Yeah I'm sure. Yes sir.

We couldn't drink the halls like I remember friends having their their little plastic cup confiscated, like in the hall when we were going floor to floor.

But I think because the didn't go into anyone's apartment unless there was a reason to look for like a crazy noise complaint or something, then it was mostly fine because we had a lot of beer pong, a lot of beer bongs, a lot of I had oh my God, I had a friend who could swallow a beer from a beer bong in one gulp. It was nuts. He just, like, open his throat and swallow it in one second.

And it was so crazy. It was crazy. Yeah. I mean, like there's always like the the front. It's like Temmy. Yeah. Like it does it 17 times. Yeah. Of course. Timmy's like, oh I feel good. Right. Right, yeah. I mean the amount of times I saw someone bong a a Four Loko and I'm like you're going to die, you are going to die.

You're going to die. You're going to see that in about ten minutes.

To the only thing that I really did thrive in was like the DIY element of all of the college parties, because it would be like an ABC party, which is anything but close. And you had to, like, make a fun thing or you would avoid that. Oh, yeah, I love that.

I thrived on that because it was so much fun and it came so easily to me. And I always had, like, a sick ass, whatever the outfit was, a nerd.

Calm down.

So fun craft girl, folks. Another really, really popular question that I got on my Instagram for that we should cover was they wanted us to describe our first period.

Yeah. You want to go first? Yeah, I don't have much to say. OK, so why don't you take this one away? Sure, sure, sure. I got my period relatively late compared to my friends. Oh, really?

Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I don't know. I don't know if I know this. I don't I don't honestly. It hasn't come up and. You know what, though? You know why? It's because whenever period talk comes up, Jeremy literally sprints.

It's a sprint. Yeah. Sprints away. Actually if you could do the segment alone, I'm going to grab a snack.

Yeah. So it was relatively late compared to my friends. I feel like I had friends who got they period in like grade four and five. Four. Yeah.

Yeah I remember, I remember my friend in grade five had like really really bad painful cramps like would be crying in the corner of the room and you have to stay home some days.

So it was so sad. And so I feel like that set a precedent for me to be like, yeah, I'm good on that.

Maybe I'll just I don't I'm good like that can come whenever. Right. Like so there was never a point where I was like damn. Like I feel left out like I want to get my period. And I definitely felt that way about boobs cause all my friends are just like sprouting boobs. Little did I know that boobs would never actually come on. But I'm so old now. Yeah.

I mean you know I'm twenty seven baby. Maybe next year. Yeah. Yeah maybe. Yeah. Just me decouples the twenty eight.

Yeah. Maybe I'll be fantastic. I don't think it actually I'm actually I'm pretty ok.

I'm pretty content with what we have going on here and I am too. Right. They're the best.

Jeremy was a boob guy until he met me and we had to turn him into a nice guy because just the boob situation here is not much to offer any way.

It was more than like seven guys. Listen to this podcast, because I would be like guys going below, but there's four of them. Right? Right.

And they're like, I've got do. Yeah. So go my period. Probably more time on that. Got to believe that I'm I'm a I'm a this is an impersonation of a guy. OK, got it. Yeah. Well, you know, it was just like like the the feeble guy in the sea of girls, of our listeners being like, I'm Googling, you know, in the back he got my beard, got my beard in like grade 10.

Oh shit. That is late. Yeah. And his lady. It was late. Late. Wow.

Yeah. And I was actually at home. I got so oddly fucking convenient.

So convenient. So convenient.

And what age do you start to worry if you haven't gotten the period.

You know, um, I mean I think if you finish high school and didn't have a period yet, you should probably like talk to your doctor, doctors, nurses like other idiots once again.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe not. I don't know. But I would think listeners. Could you we do we do that. Please advise. Please let us know. So grade ten. I feel like all my friends got their period around grade eight though was like very average. Right.

And you get your period late. Is that the reason that you haven't used condoms you just couldn't get pregnant? I don't know. I don't know why we circled back on. Well, I just so many generous lovers and so few condoms.

Anyways, I think I was at home. I'm like ninety five percent sure. And I feel like I get asked about my first.

I'm getting my period all the time. So I think there are a lot of girls out there who have like really traumatic experiences where they were like really embarrassed or out in public and didn't have like the necessary supplies on hand.

I mean, I can't imagine, like not knowing when it's going to happen. Everyone's getting it feeling like you have to be prepared, but you never got it before. Zaharias must be prepared. I'm stressed out and there's no reason for me to be stressed. Right.

Jeremy has period anxiety and doesn't even doesn't even menstruate. Yeah, peer anxiety is very morde the mainstream. No.

OK, you're such a straight dude. Oh, we could just just hop on to the next one.

But yeah, I wasn't. I feel like I was. I got my period for the first time and it was pretty late and I was like, fuck.

Yeah I know, I know. I got so lucky. I got so lucky.

I try to pad for a day and I was like, fuck this because you can you feel when it happens, you feel when it happens. Babe, babe, come back. Come put your clothes back on babe.

Babe.

So you could literally when I get my period now and I feel it happen, I'm not pregnant, not pregnant. And Jeremy Jeremy dies. He dies a little bit. I don't know why it freaks you both so much. I just don't know what to do with it.

Yeah I know, I know. It's a foreign foreign activity for you. Yeah.

See, try to try to pad for one day and I was like absolutely the fuck not.

And I was like, mom, teach me how to use a tampon and figured it out very quickly because I was just so disgusted by the feeling of my body doing something that was kind of like not in my control. And I was like, yeah, I'm good on that.

And I know a lot of girls like struggle with tampons and that's a whole other a whole other thing.

But I, I was so not into the feeling of pirouetting with a pad that I was like, let's make a tampon work.

And it was painful for us, but we got there. COO, coo, coo, oh, tell me about your first time having period sex. I don't remember, hmm, I'm not that grossed out by period sex, yeah, yeah. But I think I've only done it with, like, my girlfriends, I'm pretty sure. OK, I mean, I feel like that's that's not comfortable with it. Yeah, yeah. I also feel like if I was hooking up with a random, I probably wouldn't want to hook up with them while I was on my period.

Yeah, yeah. I honestly, I got so blessed in the period department I, I period is very late dealing with topics you look at.

OK, all of our viewers, like 90 percent of our of our listeners and viewers menstruate. So you're going to have to you're going to have to tough this one out. And I'm here to be presence.

I am. Yeah. And I got really lucky.

And I don't I don't I cramp usually the day before I get a little bitchy, a little movie PMC and Jeremy does a pretty good job of navigating mine. And four days later and it's kind of over and it's pretty light.

I definitely have obviously a lot of mental health issues, but for menstruation issues, I really I really lucked out.

Yeah. Who is the first girl you said I love you too? Uh, you have a name, but just like my mother now.

My school girlfriend. Oh, high school girlfriend. Yeah. Oh.

So like, what made you did she say it first. Did you say it first.

I don't remember, like, did you feel like you were like overwhelmed with the feeling of love being like this is so new to me and I have to say it like, walk me through it once again?

I don't really. Oddly enough, I didn't stick out as like I remember how I did it. And isn't that like I just remember that it was like the first time feeling that in high school. Right. And it felt more than like just like the other random transactional bullshit that I feel like that came before it.

Right. I feel like in high school I mistook like infatuation and comfortability as love.

And it like I did say to myself that comfortability by the way, well is not a word comfortability, but this is comfortability.

Comfortability. No, it's compatability, comfortability, comfort, comfort, comfort. Today, we learned that Jeremy called Jeremy pronounces Peanut as peanut.

Anyway, let's move on again. It. Um, yeah, I think I mistook comfortability and routine and as love, OK?

And I didn't fully understand what it meant to love someone until a little bit later. A little bit older.

Got it. I, I guess I have what I'm attracted to physically is very much outweighed by the love department, by like passion and talent and drive. And I feel like that's when I felt I was more interested in my girlfriend at the time because of like her personality and like who she was and everything that like her looks. And I was like, oh, this is different. Oh, I mean, it's like it's not that I wasn't attracted to her, it was just that, like, I noticed something else.

Right. So that's how I feel. Like I felt that and was like, oh, this is different. I love you personally, and I definitely probably fucked that relation up just like the other, you know. Seventy four of them.

And then now we're here and now we're here. When did we first say I love you? We were about as naked, about to have sex. Oh, my God, you're right. You are right. I remember because we were like, did we just say, I love you? First time just Philibert us naked. Yeah. Yeah. And here we are.

And here we are. God, that's so nice. What a love story. What a love story. Everything. It's not sexual. First to talk about.

Yeah. I mean, I love you is not sexual. Right. You're right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh OK. And maybe this can preface us into another episode. Oh God.

One time that people want to know babe. The people want to know or do they want to know my love for the.

You've been engaged and it's not to me. So someone a lot of the responses when we asked you guys on the Willerton on Instagram was like, what kind of first you want to hear about?

And a lot of the responses, the suggestion is that Jeremy's engagement, Jeremy's engagement.

So what do you mean to cover here, Lauren? I don't know, babe. Take it away. The floor is yours. I think we should probably do a later episode about this. We've been teasing the leader episode for ever.

Yeah, we had to do it. We've got to, like, map it out. Yeah, well, the first engagement, it's it's interesting because I feel as if.

No, I think it's so weird to a degree. I'm so glad that I've had that experience, if nothing else, to say that there was nothing, it wasn't like, oh, we weren't meant to be.

And it was it was what it was at the time, like it was right at the time. And it just like knowing now and looking back like I feel jaded because it's like I don't believe in the one.

But what I do know is that, like, your feelings are valid, even if no one else in the world sees the thing that you're looking at the same way it's valid. So like with my engagement or whatever, like at the time and like looking back, it's like it's so easy to be like, oh, this was a problem or you shouldn't have done this or she wasn't right for this or you were right. But it's just like at the time that felt like the right thing to do and eventually obviously didn't.

And we can happen to more of those reasons than another episode. But like the biggest thing that I feel like I am so grateful for is to understand and know what that place is, be happy about it at the time, but then also understand that, like, if it's not right, it's OK to end that it's OK to move on. It's OK to to get better and learn and love again and not put these words or these like societal engagement and marriage and wedding on such a pedestal that once you're in it halfway, it's like, well, you have to commit to it.

And if not, you're failing. Right. You're failing is if you do something that is detrimental to your long term success in health because of what other people are going to think temporarily. Right.

So had you gotten married and things went downhill from there, right. You just like set yourself up for failure long term. Right. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I mean, I've seen a lot of comments from viewers and listeners who know a little bit about that back story and really find comfort in knowing that you were previously engaged.

It didn't end up following through and you were able to find love again.

Well, I think people just put this this bag of guilt on themselves of like, oh, it didn't like like when you were saying earlier, like relationships that didn't work out, you failed. Right. Like it was all a failure.

And like at the time, I certainly thought that, too. But looking back, it's just like all of my friends that were invited to that wedding that like I care about they care about me. You're going to meet all the people, all the things that we're going through. It's like what happened obviously is important and you remember it. But like, I don't look think back and remember all the bad things, this and that. I remember all the emotions that were positive to a degree and the things that I kept and took away from that.

Right.

I remember some stupid bad shit too.

Yeah. Yeah. But like the things that I feel like I'm bringing with me are just like the, the positive things that I learned going through the motions.

Right. Right, right, right. Well damn that was deep.

I was pretty deep. That was deep. I was pretty deep. Wow. So OK, there's the proof is there is the little, the little breadcrumbs.

But I have to map it out because I guess my thing is I do want to talk about it. Yeah. And like bring it to the table. But it's, I want to talk about in a way that is here's. What happened from an emotional standpoint and where, like my head was at and then like how I got out of it, not go into details on the relationship itself that I don't need to be shared? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

So I appreciate everyone respecting that.

Babits spooky season is spooky season. I have such a basic bage, but really cute Halloween costume idea for us. And now we probably won't even do it because I know like I feel like Halloween is like not even doesn't count this year.

Well it's just like I like we have a group of friends that we are all getting tested all the time to that like we fall back and hang out with and we'll do something with them and that'll be great.

Yeah. Yeah it'll be cool. It'll be cool for sure. OK, well let us know in the comments again. Give us your experience in emojis only of your first time seeing a pair of white eggplants.

Yeah, a lot of plants. No, I'm just I'm excited to see the range of emotions say, yeah, I'm interested in a safe place.

It's a safe place. It's a safe place in the comment. And again, we have the code of emojis, the language of emoticon.

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Make sure and share those. Yeah. Makes a difference already. Like yeah. Bye bye for the seven of you that are still on. Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you so much. No we're having so much fun. We haven't recorded a podcast in a few weeks because I've been shooting and it's been so fun to be back.

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