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Well, OK, there is the moment that I knew I wanted to propose. But then there was also the moment where I knew that I fucked up by not proposing. Oh yes.

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You ready? Let's go. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the pod. Well, till nine, hosted by myself, Lauren and Jeremy, the board member. Hey, guys.

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Boyfriend Jeremy, welcome back to the number one show in Latvia. Yes, I'm wearing makeup. You are. And where do you put it on? I'm wearing makeup.

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So fun fact.

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Jeremy ordered a random a random tinted moisturiser off of Amazon and didn't realize that they come in different shades per your request, because you say every week I'm a, quote, pink boy, unquote, because every single time you get coloring, you go needs you think, well, no, it's just you have a different undertone than I do as a half Asian person.

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I have like a yellowy undertone as a two percent Ashkenazi Jewish person. I also have a different undertone.

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As the whitest of white males, you have a pink undertone and sort of color, correct? Our skin types is just a little bit different.

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I'm like, you're a pink boy. You're a big boy, there's nothing wrong with you, boy, and you know what, a little tinted moisturiser is not going to change the fact you have pink undertones. I actually ordered you attended moisturizer that is made for pink undertones. So if anything, it really just smooths out your skin a little bit. It looks natural, though.

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I can even tell you wanted me and I quote. Vanilla. You are white. Yeah, I know. Just like black could why couldn't they have been like French vanilla or because you're not rich, hairless or. But I mean. Yeah, I know.

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Yeah, they didn't they didn't spice it up for you as someone who has heritage in the Balkans, in the United Kingdom, which includes Ireland and two percent Jewish.

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You're what you're what I'm trying to break it to. You are white. Allegedly. Well, to be determined, well, that's one test ancestry DNA has that now, was that wasn't it? It was a different OK. Anyways, oh oh twenty twenty nine.

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Twenty nine. Twenty nine means a lot of chromosomes. Oh OK. Was on your way. Jeremy's wearing makeup, pink boy clothes, everyone that you could like.

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Go ahead and just give me affirmation that this is the right shade. Make me feel good about my choice.

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Jeremy didn't realize that makeup intended moisturizers come in different shades, so he just ordered a random she would actually ended up being a great shade for me and and not at all you, because again, you are a pink boy and I am half Asian, didn't really order off Amazon.

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I don't know if I've ever ordered something that comes in multiple shades off of Amazon. So I don't even know how you got to that point of purchase. And anyway, we figured it out. I went on Sephora. I skinned matched him and I think we're in a good place. I could I didn't even notice. Thank you. Yeah, it's not great. It's not like a telltale sign that it's not noticeable here.

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You look great. I assure you. If it doesn't look good, the Internet will let me know. Yeah, fuck. That's for sure. For sure. How are we. Oh, I had the most stressful Friday of my entire life. Oh, but yeah, yeah, you'll never know. Yeah. You know, I don't know that that will be public info, but on this podcast comes out OK.

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Yeah. Anyways, I had a great week too. Thank you. Oh OK. Sorry. How would you I mean you agree.

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Well you know we had like two weeks of like serious podcast and was like, oh, everything's just a lot right now and it's not like my week fucked last week. Wasn't that serious. I told you all the time that I launched ice cream cones on my first day of work.

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OK, I was doing some stuff away last week. Yeah, you were. You were. You were. You were in the field. You were like the work fields, the hiring fields.

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I was just like I'm seeing the human condition in a not healthy form. And it was like a little bit of what I am the walking sample of a human condition not being OK. What do you mean?

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Anyway, I thought it work. And now this last week just was great. Everything everything is in a really good, healthy moving in the right direction kind of thing.

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I love it for you. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I love you. Yeah. Glad you had a good weekend. But now that we've talked about our weeks, you can go on.

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So for today's episode we have done thirty three episodes where we give you thirty five episodes. Yeah right.

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You're right. I know there's three episodes so we've done thirty three episodes and you've heard from us thirty three hour long times. Our love, our dating, our sex advice and I. Oh my God. I also taken even sex advice.

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Given sex advice. Oh, my God, have we not? Yeah, what kind of advice do we need given, I don't think. We never had sex advice. Like what, ABC's good baseball. Like what? I don't know, huh? Like sex advice, nor do I think we're qualified to give sex. Yeah, we should have a professional in for that first. Yeah, sure.

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We'll say things and people be like, no, literally only two. I guess we haven't really.

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No, I guess it's just dating advice around hooking up coitus coyness around quarters, but not the actual advice. Advice.

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Right. Not the actual action of quoits. Right.

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I hate the word goydos fortification, cornichon, not fortification, fornication like any of those intercourse.

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Yeah, I don't like that one either. On tick tock, tick tock, you call it segs sex as opposed to the sex. Yeah, sometimes if you do anything close captioning and use the word sex, just straight up sex, they'll flag it.

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But if you do sex, usually you can get away with it. Just ruin it for everybody. I know.

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I just I just outed all of us in the tech community that said sex anyway. So I guess we don't give sex advice, but maybe maybe some of our callers today might. So we've got some friends, some famous YouTube, some well-known creators calling in to give us their best dating relationship and possibly some Sang's advice so that Assange's things I things sex, sex, sex, sex for the captured person.

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That's s e yes. Yes. You're welcome. Thank you for the words utterly be wrong the entire time.

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No, we're not trying to do that.

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And just to confirm, when you say who's speaking, my name is boyfriend. Boyfriend Jeremy.

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Yeah. Thank you. So our first caller to lay on some advice for us is Suzy, who is one of my longest L.A. friends.

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They have been friends before I even moved to L.A. He's like an O.G. Um, we have had some great times together and he doesn't live close anymore, which makes me very sad. And I pressure him to be closer most most days, most weeks, most months. And I would like him to be in a closer vicinity to me. But it's not so easy. I know you're listening. Please move home, grab the glass. Suzy has the most entertaining and interesting perspective on dating.

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We don't always see eye to eye. I don't think he's a little more. Cynical, but also rational, like very, very straight forward, I'd call it well-founded cynicism, well-founded cynicism. Yeah, I love that. I think you would also agree because you don't take no shit. And that's what I love about him. Well-Founded realism.

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That borderline cynicism. Yes, yes. Yes, yes. Yeah. So this is our first caller. I'm so excited to hear what he's going to say because I again, he is a very different perspective on most relationship things. And he's always been a great male friend to me when I want to know what's going on in the male brain. And he always has some insight that I've never thought of because maybe one, I have a different chromosome than the male body, than the male brain.

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So he's always had really interesting insights.

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Yeah, to be clear, I think you actually have the same chromosome X and Y two X and he's got a Y, so he's got an extra yet no one definitive one difference.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a first one. Yeah. We're one chromosome off from each other.

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Yeah. Yes. OK, hello. Caller number one, Mr. Susy's.

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Am I on the air? You're on the air like you're on the air, as if you didn't get dressed and exfoliate and pick out a fun hat today. You're on the air with Lauren and boyfriend. How are you this evening?

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Right.

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We're looking at this thing. This is what I wear when I have nothing else. Yeah. The only clean thing that I can I can I get a dress on the hat, please?

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Can I get a detailed show on what's going on on the side here?

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I need to see what this will look when you see the color coordination.

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Right. I like it. I like it. It kind of like a duplicate fedora. I got it in London, a store, all the stores, all I'm here for you. Give it to me.

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You're laying on the T like you are bringing the tea to us. I don't know what we have to offer you that you have already heard of it.

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You're here to to to do to do with the tea. Yes.

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Filling I guess the Tea Party.

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You know, this is a Tea Party tea is being served well that he invited tea and advice.

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OK, so I'm going to offer up advice through my own experience. Yeah, OK.

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So you can you can go love, you can go sex, you can go dating, go relationships. You can go hookups. Give us like just give us, give us, give us a little Susie a little advice. Yeah. Lay it on us. What's, what's the, what are you going to say.

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I mean every now man if if it's an interesting point in life because. I was there before I went to the scene, and literally 15 days after I get there, somebody like you can catch these people.

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And I was like. So what I had no idea what did you know about you guys?

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No, no, but I've always been scared because someone told me that you can get pregnant off of the toilet seat. And so I have been hovering over toilet seats my entire life because someone told me that once I, too, have been hovering over.

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It's just in the off chance. I you break it. So so covid dating has been weird.

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I didn't cover my house because why not get a little look for me.

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It's interesting because my friend, tell me, oh, you keep finding like that success rate with your girl that you're pursuing or life for persons of interest in the same world would have been different. Yeah, I would agree with. You would agree with that? I would agree with that.

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That plus there, like, you have to give it to somebody who doesn't know who you are. So I'm just like, OK, that should be easy. And I remember I went back a little while ago and the hope was get my dog to look like in a previous job, like a San Francisco target. When I see that, I got back up. Yeah. See that my family, I got back up. I went over. I started hopping around like, listen, I knew I happened to you.

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Is that right? You guys are not the first to have Instagram. Someone who is an FBI level lurker that is kind of a red flag for me because that means that I can't do my due diligence to make sure that you're not a psychopath.

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Let me let me walk you back here real quick, because if I know anything about you, the reason you asked for Instagram was not because you couldn't think about it, the social media platform you were asking on purpose. So why Instagram? And my name is Bamu. I want to know from your brain why was that the choice that Susy's go to?

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There's a nugget of information in psychology.

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Please do. The yes, there is you're absolutely right, the psychology behind it is sometimes some people feel like the phone number is too aggressive. They also might have a boyfriend. They might have all kinds of things that they're uncomfortable about talking about. But deep down in people's DNA, they want to be the innocent way to kind of become friendly with somebody and get a good idea of the man without being too aggressive. So I find I disagree with that perfectly.

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We question. That that is some good ass insight. You're so right. It's not like it's not too creepy. You still could be very platonic in the event that, like, they have a boyfriend and you learn from that on Instagram.

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I approve and I like that approach. Quick question.

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And just for my curiosity, I'm thinking that maybe Instagram and Twitter are probably the only applicable options since they're the ones you can communicate back and forth on.

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Which one do you have more followers on Instagram? OK, I just you know, I was just getting a catch. OK, got it. Got it. OK, keep going.

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So when they say I don't have never heard that before. So where do I go. Yeah. How do you like. Right. So the same thing. I was just like OK well then I need your Twitter.

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And then you said I don't know what a psychopath does not have a chance to get on Twitter.

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Right. You've got to be like, yo, what's your what's your Venmo? That's the reply right now. Oh, right.

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Twitter, I feel less is OK. I feel I feel less weird about no Twitter.

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I personally go in waves of one wanting to delete my own Twitter, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean I guess if I didn't have Instagram I would just assume they probably don't have Twitter.

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I guess so. My my. It would only be weird if the next question was answered. Weird in the sense of my next question would have been. So it sounds like you don't really mention any social media.

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No, no question. And what's your phone number?

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OK, well, at a certain point time, you just kind of like question number three, really.

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You got to, like, set yourself up for success here and be like, OK, we got to go back to talking then, because I'm just I'm getting two no's and I'm trying to do is get to know you.

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So what now? Exactly. And I tell you guys a quick word, but for her it was like five minutes. I know you're at work, but we need to be frank. So I need your Instagram. So there's a quick little intro before I make that clear. So no Instagram, right? No Instagram, no Twitter. So there I will no longer need your Snapchat or your MySpace or your phone number one of those. And she says.

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I have that jet. OK, we're good, huh? So we're talking I introduced myself and my name's not a matter of two days later I smatter and told my boy the whole time the guy I met a girl at a party like the you know me. Everything's good. Her first message to me was like, I watched three videos for years and I'm like, oh my God. And so is that is that like a hard stop for you?

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Like, once you get that message? It's it's a no from you.

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From my boy. And they say need to be stopped. But for me, it's like it's getting difficult to by now. I think I'm still beating up my thing as long as I have the still the private sector will be said, if you're a reporter or a public figure, you shouldn't be any. If you have that power right. You are like a God to them. If they are a bad girl, don't beat them because you have that power.

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Yeah. So you're like, oh, my God, that's probably not going to happen. But if you can look at me as a normal person, then. So so where does the story end? We want to date. Yeah, you did.

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We made our way to the great kisser and you gave you chlamydia.

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But it was just, you know, I was worried about this.

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I might have something, you know, live a little bit, OK, me living in L.A. and he was in Orlando with the long distance date and we kissed it all, which is a little weird.

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That's a red flag warning.

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Yeah. That thing that they did on. And then I would have probably been another dude that came into this equation and I was right. He started dating her co-worker. And I have to show the that which they weighed into me and my dating life as it is right now, a lot of the girls deal with forced me into becoming the detective slash Batman. And it has a long term story when it comes to work. There was a girl that I recently spent the night with.

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And she was born and raised in her own state, down on the coffee table, on the side. OK, OK, wait, wait, wait, pause.

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I also I hate being woken up by, like, a blinding light of someone giving you a occasion and like waking up the whole night.

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Also, like Gary would literally roll over and suffocate me with a pillow if I woke him up with a knife was like the light of the phone.

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So, like, most likely it's sketchy, but it's also a small part of me that's like, OK, I do that on purpose so that I don't wake anyone up and get suffocated.

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And Lauren forgot to mention one the last trick there in the sense that she refuses to have her brightness anywhere near the absolute fullest backlit brightness.

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Not every single time that she looks at her phone, it just burns my corneas, just the retinas. Right.

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OK, keep going. Keep going. She goes so far as to manually put the that that blue light filter so that it never she does not exist on those devices.

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She wants it to be as bright as possible at all times to date, as a matter of degree. Weather on and on and on. So we're not always color. Correct.

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OK, so she she put the phone face down and then you're looking you're looking at me.

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I can't believe and we're not even like four people right here, just like in the beginning, everyone stuck it out. And it's little things like that that I feel like when it comes to relationships, I can to get over that. I mean, personally, in a number of my friends, not putting insecurities on your current weight and very difficult for somebody like me, because now I can only tell when girls are around because it's like I've been through so many different scenarios for so many different girls.

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They walk into the room and I'll be like, I saw the way your body shifted there. Was that. Yeah. Oh, how do you know? Fun fact.

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When I met Susie, him and another friend and our friend group all had gone through the most traumatic breakup with a girl with my name and both both Susie and our friend Dietrich's like they had to find other names to call me because it was too painful to have my name in the same room.

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It was like, oh everybody I like ever.

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I feel old. It's a thing. But post-traumatic learning, post-traumatic stress disorder.

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Again, I will say that I will say that you got to maybe even past my heart. I feel like in twenty, twenty and twenty, twenty one when it comes to relationships, everybody is still doing themselves. They are not going into relationships thinking this is for you. And I will say this for everybody. Relationships are not about you. They are about each other. Or if you want to. Do you think that's true. That's true.

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And nobody wants to do that.

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I would I would agree with you until you find a girl like Lawrence was. Let me hear why you better. That's why. Now, this is so cheesy, I can't I can't just wait here just when you consider is it was it was off on his face.

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No, it's a thing that happens. No, I get it. I get it. But I also think that my insecurity of putting myself first or whatever and or putting or finding a way, I don't think a relationship is ever going to be healthy until you feel like you can put yourself first. The majority of the time. And by putting yourself first, you're not putting the your partner down. And a lot of times I think there are people that don't have enough compatibility to be able to put themselves first and still take care of the other person's needs.

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Whereas a lot of relationships, especially I feel like when you're younger, is just so based off of, oh, I'm attracted to that person. Not I am interested in being with that person, but it's really easy to kind of go down that slippery slope.

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Yeah, but I totally agree. Like, if you're not ready to sometimes not put yourself first, your ass needs to stay single. It's true.

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Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. That's because I'll listen to some of the things in my friends that just like that feeling like this up with your girlfriend or boyfriend, because the way you're moving in, we are already a lot of people, the majority of people, when they do their rap, they look at themselves, always the victim. And that's why so many people exist in twenty twenty one because they're doing positive thinking. Yup. Yup.

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Oh, true, true. We all be in relationships relationship.

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We all know who your number, what your your Alpha and Omega is.

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Was it. It's your car. You would think that, but I had my car vandalized. And from that moment on, I tell myself on the daily, it's a matter of sitting. I don't care.

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Well, that's a very my dad needs to learn from that mentality because he doesn't think like that. OK, Suzy, on that note, I think you just gave us, like, hella wisdom. Also, I, I, I teed you up thinking that you might say something crazy. Yeah. No, he just came with good advice. Good advice, solid good and good advice. He got the plug right now.

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It going to grow old right now. Like eight year old in my bag. He's kidding. He's kidding. So what are you working on right now? Can you plug. Yeah.

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Yeah, my. You can tell it. Please watch me. I'm for the fourth out of all of you guys are falling out of control. I have.

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And I will hang up on you right now if you keep spewing these lies. Yeah.

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I'm not exactly feeling bad for you right now, but we will hear soon disconsolately that this is not one that you click the link.

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I can confirm that I am randomly for a very, very mildly small person. I'm a hot sleeper.

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I mean, but the definition of sticky, I'm I'm a hot, sticky sleep.

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I'll reach over in the middle of night and I'll just fi and I go, oh, you've been sticking I guess I don't know what.

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Oh yeah I, I kind of thought Susan was going to land some crazy shit. You just came with good advice. Just give us facts, just give all the facts. And when you got a rotation that's eight deep you have to have Susie usually has the hottest girls in his rotation.

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Really. Yeah.

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I'm not sure. Like we have a little group chat of myself, Lorna and Susie, and we usually get to give our little check of approval if he's on the fence about something.

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And then Lorne and I go full FBI and give them the. Yeah. The name. Got it. Yeah. Yeah.

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OK, next up next caller on the show, we've got Corn Diddy and beautiful fiancee Maggie, Zach and Maggie.

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Zach of the Tribe might say Maggie and beautiful fiance say corn daddy, fiancee corn daddy, Zach Zygi.

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We have zigzaggy on the wall tonight. Hot line on the line.

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I know you live with Wild Till Nine. We have a radio show.

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Some of that be next on the Wild online hotline. Calling in from what? What do you mean what?

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What is the hot line? I love the phone hotline. We've got a hashtag, Zygi, who is successfully engaged, which I feel like makes you the most credible callers of all of our guests so far. Oh, wow.

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That's engaged. I like six standards for the time.

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Well, well, yeah. Well, you know, just called it. We looked on the Rolodex of our friends. Apparently earlier there wasn't that much experience that could be trusted.

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And so I fired up the other try guys who have all been in long term relationship for me not to be there. I would have called this is Lauren's podcast produced.

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So it's on her. Sir, sir, sir. OK, so anyway, before I get in trouble, the rest of the training goes, Hi kid. How you doing? I know.

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And then you also just listed your favorites in order. OK, Keith.

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No, no, no, no, no. I don't know. I you know, we've already been here. I already had to rank you guys at one point in a podcast. It's very stressful and I don't want to relive that. It was fucking Racheal I think where.

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Very cool. Oh, I didn't know this. Yeah.

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So we're not going to we're not going to go down that road again. No. I want to know when to see come back to the number one show and not be a while till nine and live on the hotline we've got Zackie.

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Hello. OK, so like the floor is kind of yours, like you guys are obviously successfully in love since successfully engaged. I'm having trouble staying successfully. So I'm not successfully thriving as a podcast host right now.

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Um, so you can give us like your dating dos and don'ts, your your your fave dating advice you've ever received or given the floor is yours.

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This is your open forum for us to discuss love. Yes.

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To three hundred and fifty thousand to the most badass woman in the world right now. And about two men and about six average guys. Yes, we know where we stand, guys. That's for us. So I'm not saying you should tailor your message, but just. No, that's you're speaking to. No, we're not we're in the middle of cooking dinner and we just heard like a report, we're like, huh, that's not supposed to happen.

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But you know what? We're just going to let it ride and then ignore it. It's very.

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I know I don't want to be the reason that you guys lose lose your rental and your down payments because you set the kitchen on fire. Just potatoes yesterday. I don't know why they do it.

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All right, get back over here, Maggie. I'm so sorry. OK, well, we are we are thrilled that you asked us because actually we're we're great friends with you guys. And we've been thinking like, how do we really strengthen the bond between morning, Jeremy. That's why you have the number one thing in a relationship as far as we are concerned. When your partner said, I would love to go walk and stroll around a garden, you say.

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You say. What do you think I would say, I think our good friend Zigzaggy, would love to do that with you. You should call them.

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Are you glad we're fighting about this live on the Wild Tonight Hotline. Ready to throw down fighting.

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So, Jeremy, so here's the backstory to this. Zygi has invited lure me to go on a nice nature stroll in the botanical gardens in the L.A. area.

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And Jeremy doesn't look, I'm a little a little flower slut over here. Love a good first. Love a good gardener. I got I got through Flower Slut.

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We got a title for this show. Oh, well, good bye. Flowers, lots and good bushes.

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Baby trees. Hard love it loves. OK, well, this is certainly so jury does not like to enjoy the outdoors for any reason, that is not and that has no purpose. So it doesn't like to stroll in the wilds whatsoever. So anyways, I have to third wheel Zygi because Jeremy will not join me on the, um, the outdoor excursions, which is fine because I'm an independent.

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I love to have her strong going. I can I can be a slut for flowers in the presence of my favorite couple, Zygi. And I'm so I'm so glad that we're fighting about this live.

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I would be fighting about. I don't know that you brought it up.

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Oh, just in a relationship is all about give and take and sometimes you find yourself doing things that perhaps you don't want to do, but it's important to smile and pretend that you want to do it like are things that that I pretend to love for you. What do you really know about how good, how good I am? He thinks I love.

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I feel like your interests are pretty pretty like, OK. Oh so the mini soap, Jack, did you enjoy the mini soap or was that a Maggie thing? You guys made a little mini soap things the other day with the.

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Oh, I am. That was a drag I video and I demand that he had to do it.

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Q OK, so that that I feel like had some overlap on the. I feel like you I want to the equal opportunities here, right? So another thing that I think is important in a relationship is being adventurous, perhaps being adventurous with food, taste. And if, say, in the future you two were to take a trip to Japan, you should maybe eat the sushi or maybe you should eat sushi if you were to go to Japan, because of course, you're is a bad idea because I know too much that they know too much.

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I just don't like fish. OK, on your mind.

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Oh, my God. Yeah, I have no explanation for that, but I think I think, like the the the root of the advice here outside of the bullying is actually really, truly being adventurous.

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And being down to try new things with your partner, I think is a great.

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But that was mostly about the bullying for me, but I do love the colonel there. Yeah, the colonel is good, the bullying there, too, but the colonel is good.

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When did you know, I guess, that this question for you was there like a specific moment in your relationship where you were like, I'm going to marry women?

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Always don't know the answer to this question. I swear. I don't know, because I know we are a. Well, the moment well, OK, there is the moment that I knew I wanted to propose, but then there was also the moment where I knew that I fucked up by not proposing.

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Oh, interesting. OK, we still talk about it today. I had like I mean, you felt I had the golden proposal opportunity truly like nothing I ever, ever could have done would stop that. And I just know that, you know, our proposal story of when it actually happened was still like, it doesn't matter, doesn't need to be like this flowery thing, but that kind of window. And we both looked at each like it looks like that we're going to propose without a risk.

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At one point, was it was this on a trip? Yes, OK, I think I know this story, and I think you had said that you hadn't yet gotten your shit together in time to get a ring, but it was the right time.

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Yeah, we we went over we went on along Australia, New Zealand, Singapore trip last summer, like at the end of the tri guided tour. We were on half of that trip with you. Yeah.

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Another reason why I think he didn't want to propose to it because he didn't want to be there with friends.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there is one period carved out where we we went away together. So we were we were like travelling for three weeks with friends, but we had about four days alone and we went to the Blue Mountain range in Australia, this incredible, stunning kangaroo reserve. We were riding our bikes. I'm not I'm not exaggerating. I say hundreds of kangaroos just like hopping and galloping along with us. It was so nuts. And we went on this hike to see a Glowworm cave, and it was this whole mountain just over there and get inside the cave and you close your eyes and your eyes adjust.

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And then all of a sudden there's these little blue dot that look like it looked like the galaxy's they don't move. They literally are there. And there's no scorpions going to be wearing type of thing.

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No. OK, OK, so they're good to move quickly like the dots of the cosmos, but they're living creatures. Anyway, on our way up the night we had packed picnic, we find this like little lookout looking over the entire mountain range.

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We have wine, we have like sandwiches, we have little fruit. I started playing music. And Kacey Musgraves comes on and we're just like, I don't know what came over us. We just decided to start slow dancing. And all of a sudden we're both like fucking crying. And we're like, why the fuck don't I have a ring right now? I can't do this. And I did.

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I didn't do it. And so because of how good that moment was, I waited another at least six months before I got to give at least half as good. Right.

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Right. Oh, my God. I don't I think I knew, like, the top level that story and not the intricacies of the slow dancing and the sobbing. Wait, so did you did you acknowledge that there was proposal vibes in the air or. We just slow danced it out.

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We kind of just looked at each other and we were like, I don't think we talked about it afterwards, but not in. Yes. She told me like, oh, no, no, I didn't do that.

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And I think that later when we had talked to them, there were several conversations afterwards.

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I think you're exactly that.

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You would say to, oh, my God, I will say that the true answer, though, of like when I knew I wanted to propose was after our tour, we talked for, like the whole summer and we were at a music festival and we were dancing. And I was like, I eat those right now. And I'm like, no way back. You're really good right now. Yeah. Yeah.

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Before you get high at any point in time, you needed to have already decided if you were going to.

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I seen a Coachella proposal. I believe that I believe. And I just feel like it's no one's wearing clothes. Everyone smells. There are one hundred people around. There's probably someone throwing up around you in like a 50 foot vicinity. It's just no. Hey, to anyone who's been proposed to at Coachella, there's a place for everyone. It's just not for me. It's fair. And it's not for Zygi apparently either. Right. Wow.

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It could have been. It could have been. I think I almost did it.

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I love I love also the juxtaposition between like a music festival really high and then slow dancing with glow worms and wine and music like that.

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We've got depth here. Oh, my God.

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Two sides of the same coin. Really, seriously, I think that there's a misconception perhaps amongst our younger listeners, listeners especially, that that love is easy, right. That you find your person and then boom, just effortless. But any good relationship is work. It's continued work. And especially this year, it's even harder than ever because the things that you're doing, you're not doing the you're forced into interactions that are not normal for any people, let alone couples are going to be stressors.

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So it's a constant work in progress. I love that.

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Yeah. I mean, we always talk about the two. It's like how there's not just like you don't just like, hit a green light and just keep going green like we talked once before. And past podcast, we're it's like you hit different checkpoints of like your your relationship where things get hard and you have to like do something and work through it and you get another green line, get to keep moving forward. And sometimes it's a little sketchy yellow light.

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But if you can work through, you get a green light, you keep going.

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But also sometimes the house needs a little maintenance. You can't just set something up and assume it's going to work well.

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So in this metaphor, we're a car green, we're a car metaphor, and we are.

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Oh, so I would like to be the model. Why of the Tesla. That'll be my next purchase.

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Oh, so efficient but not overly expensive. Right. Maybe like efficient but not overly flashy, but maybe with an iridescent finish to. Got it. OK, Jeremy, you're reading into the hands of what kind of range you want something that's not too expensive. But Lauren said she wants it to be economical, economical, and I heard it was definitely sustainably sourced.

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Oh, I will hang up on you right now because I know my thought about rings. But, Maggie, I'm curious from your perspective, like ring shopping, telling partners about the ring versus just the pride. What do you think is better? I think it depends on which one you are, the person that they don't want to buy something too small. So I do recommend getting size. You are not the. Miranda's life may not be hard to think.

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Maggie was a baldor on her finger that did resonate with quite a bit of that.

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Three hundred fifty thousand people at. No, I can say no trace of your fingers. We lost all the guys, but that's OK.

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I would like nothing more sad than getting proposed to and not fitting on your finger because they got distracted. Yeah, I understand now that we're past the rock size part of that.

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I do understand how that could be really sad and a little bit too big, if you remember that.

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My goal is to buy like an Amazon like little. It almost looks like those little weedy, little queasy, like plastic thing that goes on the inside.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is mine so little.

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We got to get some spins, but I think we did. By the way, though, we got her professionally sized in her work. But my, my feeling there is that I think that surprise is great, but like. Do you talk to your partner about what kind of ring they want? That's that's my feeling, like maybe we went ring shopping. I found out exactly what you wanted because guys, you don't fucking know. You are probably stupid.

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You have barely thought about rings in your life. You know, women apparently have very specific thoughts about what type of shape matched their fingers ever. I've never thought about my finger. I've not thought once about what looks good on them. Maggie has. That's a great idea. I had to found different little because I thought that I knew what I like from and putting stuff on. And I was like, oh, actually, I don't like that.

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Huh.

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OK, so what I'm hearing is that Maggie's advice is that you should get that rock on a larger than you think band is what I'm hearing. The main takeaway from the Zygi call in onto the hotline is what I'm hearing is the Reader's Digest.

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Yeah. Wow. You guys really, really gave us a lot of a lot of title options here. And we thank you for your service.

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Yeah. Go to a nice garden stroll, check out the bushes, get some sushi, try on some big rocks.

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Flower, no stumps and bushes. Yeah, some stumps and bushes.

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Well, you know, we run out of time.

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Goller Oh, my God.

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It was a pleasure to join the hotline. What lot people letting to get a dog. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We can get a plug. Maggie's got a podcast so you can sit with us. I got one guilty pleasure. Lohan came on to talk about her love of pitch. Perfect is an absolute delight.

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OK, we'll have to have you on for real or I'm free this time. November 6th, I think. Twenty. We we don't have any other guest book. So, Leonard, so we'll see you in a few weeks.

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I look forward to revising my it's hard to put into words how refreshing or comforting or inviting it is to talk to people like Zach and Maggie, who, like there are random people throughout the United States who would recognize Zach or Maggie or put them in a different box because of what the profession is. But it's like when you know them, it's the same as everybody else. So I think it's just refreshing to hear relatable stories from people that are in a similar industry that might be viewed differently.

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But just like very approachable and cool and normal, there's no normal.

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Yeah, that's why I always enjoy just them.

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Yeah, we get along with Zygi very well, a lot of games and stuff.

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Also I think that was like really, really solid, solid advice that isn't far off.

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Yeah. Yeah. You try botanical gardens, you know, you've tried botanical gardens.

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Did you have not tried a Botanical Gardens Gardens in Singapore. Not with me. Have we been in Singapore. You only been Singapore to Eurex. I think it'd be better with me. I'm sorry. Was it say you only been to Singapore with your ex. I think you'd be better with me. Let's go to Singapore. That's what I thought. I think Ziggy's advice is just like not that dissimilar to a lot of things that we preach and practice as well.

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And it makes me feel very sane when I hear them echoing similar like values and practices and things that they do to keep their relationship strong.

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So, like, we all deserve the same cell when we're the only ones who think that way or we have like minds to bounce things off of. Yeah, yes. I'm fine with all of those realities. Yes, me too. If we're on our own planet with them, I think we can make Mars inhabitable a great a great.

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Our next caller on the world tonight, Hala. I love I think it'd be great on a radio, maybe not actually on a radio.

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Yeah, on the on the radio. On a radio. On a radio. On it.

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I just I just feel like I love I love teeing up the hotline, the hotline caller. So next up on the World on our hotline, we have a hotline is our good friend Kelsey, who is a boss bitch, bisexual sex positive, a ass woman. And she has she has quickly become one of my closest friends and just constantly is laying down facts.

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Oh wait, Lauren, help me with this word. Shay Shay, which I wasn't even sure but shea butter and hyaluronic acid. Shea butter I. Hi.

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And also this makes wait. OK, so it's the only razor on the market with hyaluronic acid. Yes. You heard it here first.

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So this is the only one on the market with hyaluronic acid. This is the only one on the market. You say one more time and then this time I'll I'll say it really boldly. Ready? Yeah.

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Oh, I silky dolphin. When I, when I get out of the shower and I'm like shave, I say, babe, feel my legs. I'm a silky.

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Do you know how many sneakers I could buy with nine hundred and sixty one dollars?

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I don't feel like that's the the scale we should get people really. We're talking about saving money here, I guess.

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But, but it's money back in your pocket so. I'm sorry. Go ahead. My money back into your pocket.

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Welcome Kelsie to the wild online hotline.

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Oh I got a hotline for you. I love this podcast. Big can hear me.

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I Kelsie. I wish I could see you. I know.

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So we have a very good setup here so everyone gets to look at my ugly mug just for the whole day.

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I kind of please. I was just about to say how hot. You're so good, right.

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You guys go get some good.

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Lauren wasn't exactly like me. I think she was like, no, my type, but she's exactly the same person.

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Carbon copy. Yeah, exactly. Kelsey, I'm going to wash rescue pups tomorrow.

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We are. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. OK, so our other hotline callers have been an engaged couple, a single man. And as I mentioned, it drew up as just like bisexual hottie with a body sex Ozzy that kind of flow to it.

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I know. And everyone was too scared to give any kind of, like, sex advice.

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Yeah, that's. I know you're in the right place. Yes, yes. Yes. So I don't know if you want to just like, give us the give us give us the tea or whatever. What are you doing?

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As I said, you know, I was looking to start. I was like, all right, I've got to tell you five about it.

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Go for it. Go in. We're ready.

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Well, I was doing one off the red that like the reason why I'm wearing this weird black silky, like sexy. Right? Because I did this attack with a fantastic and such a thing that I think should be celebrated. I was someone who grew up like pretty religiously like forced upon me. And I was very ashamed of that for a very long time. And despite being very, like, unsure about it, I was still a freak Mafioso, even from like a thirty four like I was.

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I know my body was like, oh, I want to have that all the time and say I, I got me like this. It's like yeah.

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If I had one I, I would, if I had one I assure you I would.

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I know that's why girls like to have guys, especially why they're paying, because we don't ever get to do that. So that's why we want to hold it sometimes.

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But you guys, I don't know if I've experienced that feeling. I don't know if I have either to hold it.

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You never ask Jeremy to hold his penis. I know.

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You know, I don't when I'm sitting down peeing. Jeremy has asked if we could, like just for efficiency at the same time, which feels like a liability for everyone and also the floor included. So I've always shot that down because between the leg situation doesn't seem that seems like a very tight area for me. Wrong.

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But I think we're digressing just so I feel like circling back A, that I have never held a penis.

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I'm going to really challenge you tonight, so just see what that's about. I don't know if we could prove I was holding it, like I genuinely don't think it has to be started. I think I have to like I have to be bigger.

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Well, you have to have more. And I can guarantee you, no matter how many times you held a dick and trust me, I bet you will never get the, like, holding slot. Right, because you think it's going to come out way harder and shoot longer than it does. But it kind of goes on a downward angle. So you would be just a lot different than you think.

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So I really I think you should expect maybe we'll schedule this a little closer to the day that we clean our bathroom just in case the schedule that was going to be my best.

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But you just gave me like the most beautiful Segway. So fun fact.

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I didn't know that. So I was reading something one time and I saw the word and I pronounce it as Segou.

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So we so we Segou around here. So we don't segre we Segou around to it. What's the word.

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I can't say, I can't say is hitting me. I always say Elci.

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So that's my Segou. That is my Segou.

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OK, so to go and up it down I have. So this is a go into the, into the next and the advice OK made on us. So there that I go to couples therapy which I highly recommend for every couple. I don't think you're in love couple. I have to agree on the verge of breaking up. I think every couple can only benefit from a good couple of therapists that help you guys communicate well, whatever, that I'm not preaching for better health, which none of that might be.

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That might be on the list, but you could confidently and well, Dan Caldwell, netcode, while I can't remember having it on my cover, OK, so I felt like I'm the most sexually liberal and free, like sex positive masturbation queen that, like, I would never run into a rut with that. And that's just like that's a false narrative that I put into my head. And I think especially with covid, it was really easy to, like, get into a routine where I would be in bed by like nine thirty.

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There would go play like Call of Duty. We would never fall asleep at the same time. And we just found ourselves in this rut of like really just not living together. And it came up with our therapist. He called it out like the house with backslap. And we were like, but he gives advice to schedule time with each other.

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Yeah, not like have sex, but it to be intimate.

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Right. Intimate time. No phone like, you know, you can kiss, you can oh you could do massage like on the side.

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Sometimes we put on like a YouTube video of like kinky massage and we go but like I don't know, try new things in that window of time and also like try not having sex not one time, just try making out like teenagers like Jerry grabbed my face in the kids just can't make it out of me. And I was like, my underwear is all like I haven't been kissed like that in a very long time.

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It's great when I was the only option of like things to do. Yeah.

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So I feel like that my advice is even the most sexually liberal confident like we like sex life is meant to be up and down. Yeah. If you think you're going to get better and things just skyrocket and get better and better and you get better and better at sex but not like, like it's the journey, not the destination.

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And also what is in effect what even you sex penetration. No. If it's your experience, maybe orgasm. No. Like yeah. Expand your mind a little.

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Oh that's great advice. We have talked about that before. Is that like if you do the same thing, like you need to set time not necessarily to have sex but set time to like for us, we love hot tubbing. Like if we have had a few weeks where we haven't had intimate time, hot tubbing is like no phone. You bring a glass of wine in there and it's like if you have sex after great. And if not, you got to spend an hour and a half just like chatting and like being intimate and doing normal normal couples shit.

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That sounds like a fucking nightmare for my Houston Texans, but I will come over and just be a part of your weird at times I love puts their ankles in the pool while we're sitting there.

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Just. Yeah, yeah exactly.

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I wear a diaper. That's also an option.

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Yeah, that is an option. I love that advice. I feel like that echoes a lot of the stuff that we talk about on the pod. We've had this conversation before about how mental health is the killer of all libido. Like I should just knocks you out for the count.

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I have both experienced that.

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And there's and that's one of those times, too, where there's like nothing you can really do like. If you are depressed or in an anxious cycle, like sex is not going to fix your brain. No, and I like my neck was about to fall off with, like, how hard I was nodding and agreeing with you, I was like, oh, I just threw my back out. It's sometimes the last thing you're thinking about, too.

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Like, the last thing you want to do is sit your hand in your pocket and you've been unable to like, shower and even like function, be a human. But, you know, this is advice that I give to people sometimes especially who are depressed and anxious. And I talk about this in my book that you might already know this, but like especially if you're anxious or panicky, sometimes masturbating can mimic the symptoms of a panic attack. If you are having panic attacks, symptoms commiserate and you can trick your brain into triggering and releasing different chemicals right.

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Then fully falling into a panic attack. But depression is a different tricky bit, and especially if you're on medication, some of those things, it can be the last thing you're thinking about in terms of what is causing my low libido to like. Yeah, I mean, always stress is a diet. Is that my. Yeah.

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Is it. Yeah. Oh that's like what I'm thinking. I'm like is weird.

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Look that what it's like. Oh wait you just up your Lexapro 20 milligrams and I'm like oh that.

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And also like I saw on the other day and it was like the girl unfolding the pamphlet size of like all the side effects of birth control. And that shit is six textbooks long. So it's like I'm sure. I know. I know it's a mess. It's a mess.

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The shit that we put up with to scare the shit that we as women paired up with to be the goalie. The goalie for you. The goalie. Yes, it is proof that she is tough. OK, well, thank you, Queen Kelsey, for good job talking about this stuff.

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You guys, I'm proud of both of you. Somebody's got to know. Well, somebody's got to talk about it. Oh, yeah, I was giving you a Nazi free pol, I know, like, I know this may be hard for you, but we're in a very proud of you for talking about this stuff, especially after the fucking people we have to deal with online.

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So go team, go to this audience. We have the most positive fucking audience. We actually do. We're really, really not. Yeah, we have zero comment filters. Zero.

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Yeah, yeah. We actually have an incredible couple of years. OK, this is your time to shamelessly plug anything you want. We actually need to seriously plug first for you. Kelsey has a book that is the most incredible, incredible Don't Fucking Panic is literally what it's called.

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I've posted it on my story a bunch of times and the only book that I have read front to back in about two years, there will be a link for that YouTube description, because I know you don't know how to read.

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I genuinely don't know how to read. And this is the only book that I have taken my little finger and I can read.

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I just want to make sure that everyone is really like you posting about that, like unprompted, completely out of the goodness of your heart, help so many people because so many people, to me, being, like, more impulsive. I know that. I know that I want to more in being a good friend and open about her mental health with all of these people or anybody else who in to plug Kelsie.

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I love that. Yeah, totally, and any anything else come to mind? I love Mom DIY shout out to her dad.

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I like that we're really building up than anybody else. All right.

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On that note, thanks, Kelsey, for we're out of time. I love you. Very demoralized by.

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I feel like like we just got fucking depths like that that went from Habashi. Slide it in on the Snapchat because the no Instagram, the no Twitter all the way over to being FBI, Instagram to masturbating to mimic the symptoms of an anxiety attack over to get a boulder for your fiancee because that's what they want. But also don't make the ringman too small and out. And also, most importantly, sluts for flowers.

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You know what I think? I think there's a common theme, which is there's a way in a world for everyone to be happy. Yeah. Don't try and use anybody else's world for you to be happy your own.

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That's a great summary. I mean, we just talked to three very different individual groups, and I think that's a great way to wrap that up.

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Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. So thank you to all of our callers on the Well Tonight hotline. I will make sure to leave links as to where you can find everyone in the description.

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And if you do follow or see their content, Telma, to nine Sentier because we love the street cred. We do. And also we are looking for more gas. I'm going to be honest. I slid into another podcast, DM's, to guest on our podcast, not even for us to go on theirs. And they left me on read so fucking hard and I'm still a little salty about it. I'm not going to lie. And it wasn't even someone you haven't said, yeah, I'm salty about it.

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And it wasn't someone who would be so famous that I would expect them to not give me the time of day. It was.

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So I think it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's just anyone you want to see on the world tonight, in part, let us know I'm going to miss it so we can go. So I'm going to miss and I'll get left on motherfucking red again. Oh, not no. All right, Balkan's. It was good chatting with you. We will see you next week by.

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Hey, it's Bob Saget here, and guess what the name of my podcast is Bob Saget is here for you. Everybody's got a podcast. We know that I've been doing mine for a while, even before all this craziness of 20/20 happened. And thank goodness we're coming out of it. And I'm continuing to do it forever because I love it. And it's something I love because I get to talk to comedians that I love and actors and and writers and sports people and news people and call you guys sometimes and see how you guys are doing.

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