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Can we just go right into it? Guys, we had a lot. We shut your eyes giving it away. Nobody's supposed to know that you're here yet.

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Sir, sir, sir. You need to come them off.

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Sir. Sir, we will kick you off this flight. We have so much to talk about, including my eyes and your lips.

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So let's get right to the intro. Busted. Busted. But then at the end, it's copies of.

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Oh, my God. That caught on fire. Did you burn our new sat down to see if this burned down? Oh, we have no insurance on it, right? Yeah. That have been really bad. OK, well, you just you just throw away your props. You understand that. Do you think at the strip club during covid, they're like putting like dollar bills in people's masks. They're like, I don't know. I do like talking it like.

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All right. Well, welcome back to say Heath unfiltered on your Hosain and on the other hosts here and our lovely co-host, Muroi Almada, also my beautiful girlfriend and my best friend's beautiful girlfriend. Excuse me, guys. We have a very, very, very special guest today on Sarah doesn't know this, but you are one of our most highly requested people. She's like, no, I know. I look at the comments. You are one of the most highly requested people that they want to see on the show.

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Good act. So we have what are you if I can just YouTube her right. You or the YouTube Tumba X Vyner just, you know. Yes. But yeah, I would say my personal bring when you have nothing closer to you, Jesus Christ is your first time. Yes, Daddy. OK, cool, daddy, don't spill it, you have that. Yeah, so I would say I'm like a YouTube personality, but I'm branching out into other things.

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OK. OK, well, surpassed everybody.

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Yes, sir. Everybody, thank you so much for having thanks. It's crazy. Sir, I am a fan. We are very excited. What are you trying to keep cool? And also like the fact.

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Oh my God, the fact that you went to Kylie Jenner's house two days ago for my house to deliver, like, hey, Kylie Jenner, here you go. And then you just show I'm like, OK, you're Chaz.

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Is that why you're, like, sniffing me when I gave you the box? Because I felt like you were like kind of like left over. Yeah. Like, where are you trying to get some residue off of, like me? Because I was like Kaylee's I was like sniffing.

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You hear something like when I gave you the box, it was your kind of like you you put your head up, you're like and then he brought the box closer.

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So I thought she might have been just smelling our coffee. Yeah.

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Oh, OK. Good, nice cologne on that day.

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I'm not sure Sarah Baska was actually one of the people that we delivered our Cremata coffee to Cromarty Dot Com. Deservingly so by the way.

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Yeah, I dream every morning. We love your reaction video.

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You like putting so much effort to it. That was really sweet. Thank you.

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Of course we are really surprised. Like how much content you gave for Cremata that was like really awesome.

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It's genuinely such. Good God You Like Me is like my favorite cereal, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and it tasted exactly like that.

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I worked downstairs and also like support your friends the fuck like I love Yarl's. Thank you.

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I want to like speaking of supporting friends, can we can we talk about your your new business venture? Oh, sure.

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Do you want to wait a little bit. It's up to you.

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It's crazy. Like the timing of all of this is actually insane for me.

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Zane texted me the day before I'm supposed to film my own first podcast episode and oh my gosh, I've never done a podcast before in my life.

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Like Y'all are the first podcast I've ever been on besides my own, I guess. So it's a wild ride and it's so nerve racking.

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Like, I never thought that I would be here being a guest on someone's podcast.

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It's so nice. So thank you.

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And this is not just your it's not your last one. You're going to be on many more. It's so much fun, Heath. And I love this. Like, out of everything we've done, I feel like this is definitely the we have the most fun with this.

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So we just like hang out with, like, cool people, our friends and like just know each other because I don't think I've ever actually hung out with y'all decide we're not going to be together.

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But that's that's that's pretty much. What was that. How many hours was that bitch.

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Nineteen. It was nineteen like eighteen. Nineteen is all such a blur. I think we were just delusional.

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You guys had a video for and Jaycee. What was, what was exactly the challenge that you guys were doing. How many girls were there.

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Was there seven of us. I think there was seven of seven girls in a box outside in the heat and whoever can stay in there long is this giant wind.

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My box was actually hot is like hell.

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And yes, it was they had like holes, punched it like we were like animals, but they were like fucked up and they were like covering the holes. Put it.

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Yeah, it was pretty bad. What was your experience? And like, why did you want to do that. Well, you were broke.

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Oh yeah. I had no money period. But that's totally one hundred percent.

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I feel like you would do it just for the thrill. Like yeah. She like competitions, like I like competition.

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I did want to do it but I was also like if I can win money, I mean it's like I had no money so I was like let's do it. And they hit you up.

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They go many days in advance. Was it is it a good day?

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Yeah, I think people back out. I think a lot of people backed out and they were like, Keith, does Mariah want to do it? And I was like, I thought about it for good. Six seconds.

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I was like, let's do it, I'll do it. Why not in a box? Sounds great. I don't know.

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I was fucking, you know, like buy. Did you last long in there? We actually tied. We did. So it was a three way tie.

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But I just wanted to say they hit me up the night before that night and I was also having some issues with my taxes that sprung up on me super at the same time.

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Yeah, taxes are a bitch and it's almost like no one told me, you know, like I came into this space and no one gave me the rundown on taxes and I had to save my own fucking money for it.

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It's crazy, too. This is totally different. Tell people they don't tell people coming out of high school and college that you need to pay your fucking taxes or save for doctors, especially in this industry.

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It doesn't get taken out automatically, right? Yeah, that's true.

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Exactly. So I was kind of like a rough spot. Typical. Yeah. And I was like, well, shit. Like, you know, my accountant just called me two days before that. I was like, hey, you need to figure something out. And I'm like, OK.

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And so something makes me like. A bicycle, some furniture. So was this like years into, like, you doing YouTube videos and making money?

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Yeah, for you realize this was like my two thousand watt seventeen taxes and owe my back taxes you didn't pay.

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I mean, I guess I didn't fucking know.

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But like, we're current now. We're chillin and we're sorry. That's good. I got it right.

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OK, there's there's a couple people in our friend group that like actually didn't know that they had to pay taxes like well into I think we have a friend that still owes a shit ton of like back taxes.

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You don't nobody just has money like that just sitting around just to give away like that. Right. Especially when you think you're making this money, are like, OK, I have money to spend. I can do my thing. I'm like, you don't think about taxes.

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You think, oh, my God, oh, my God, you're doing all right now. Yes.

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We're all worried when we don't have to pay for taxes. It's crazy. And then it smacks you smack your earned. I think it's so funny, like the whole thing where people talk about like like the IRS, like, well, how much do I owe? Well, we can't tell you. You got to figure it out. What if what if I'm like short. Oh, well, you're going to go to jail. Right. Right. But like but they know.

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So you know how much I make and they're like, yeah, we do. Then just fucking tell me how much I owe. Now you're going to like, you know, if I'm going to pay the right or wrong amount like you.

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Obviously it's just so weird going to schools get paid not to teach us how to like, pay taxes.

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I don't fucking want us to be stupid, dude. They don't want to teach us shit, that's all.

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You guys have to drop out.

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I had no class on taxes or paying rent, anything for fucking anything. Mortgages like no one.

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Fuck, they don't teach you anything nice.

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How to set up an electric bill, a cable like nothing. It's all that's the only thing that's important right now. Like in my life, that's all that's important is paying my bills on time and my taxes.

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When it's the last time that you've used algebra, never, never, never win. The fuck do you need to use? Maybe when you build a fucking boat, I get building boats, maybe.

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But that's all that's all you need to do before. Did you all go to college? Yeah, you did. I didn't even bother after two years.

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Maybe because of Vine, you know, we vote.

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We all dropped out because of you guys were so swollen up. Nothing about anything else. Like I'm putting myself in my parents situation, like we're dropping out. We're making six second videos. So what.

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Yeah. How did your family feel about all of this?

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Oh, they were nine years. They didn't get it. And they they they weren't like, I will tell you, they were just like you should not like do not drop everything for this.

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Like this is like they just didn't understand it and we didn't either. But we just felt it in some ways. Mom. Yeah.

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It came out of nowhere to like mine and everything. Like I used Vine as a way to express myself because I didn't have a lot of friends in high school. I did.

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I was like that bitch that was friends with everybody but never had that core group of people that were like saying, let's go get lunch. I wasn't invited anywhere, but everybody liked me. Yeah, never invited anywhere.

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And I also switched schools my sophomore year. So I went to this like a private Baptist school.

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My entire life was pretty cool because you lot of people like go to public school. They don't go out for lunch or something. Oh, you weren't allowed to anyway because they thought they were going to have sex in the parking lot.

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Like actually, though, like they were actually monitoring the park.

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But you know what? And like now looking back, I'm not surprised they did that because people were actually thinking about sex in the parking lot here.

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So I got my older sister was a senior when I was a freshman, so that would not fly. She was she was prom queen.

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My sister. Oh, my God. Oh, if I was little Baska. Oh.

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And my sister was perfect.

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Straight A's like cheerleading captain, captain of the volleyball team when she was queen.

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Like literally Rachel Baska was that bitch.

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And then I come in freshman year and all the teachers have such high expectations for me, they're like, oh, this is Rachel, like the new superstar.

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She comes to be like, I don't know if you were like CNN, just like my name's Sarah Basco, not my sister. I'm not my sister.

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Oh, God. Oh, can you leave me alone? But that's literally what my energy was.

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So when I went in high school, where you making vines so I couldn't handle the pressure of that anymore. My sister graduated from that high school and I was like, I can't fucking do this.

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So I begged my mom and dad. I was like, please, can I go to the public school, please?

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Like, I was in private school my entire life and my mom and dad just really wanted me in a private Christian school.

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And I was like, Mom, I swear to God, like. I'm not going to support your first thing wrong also, my friend. But none comes out of Sorcerous, which is fucking hell nice Trunchbull I swear to God.

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Shoki Oh my.

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Oh, my God. God bless my parents.

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They got me a purity ring before it is going to happen. Those are real. A purity ring means you won't have sex, right?

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Marriage. My mom is that like a new age chastity belt bitch the Jonas Brothers had that the Jonas Brothers had.

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That's where my mom and dad that I like kind of like took it in, like, a cool way. No, it was horribly Cringely, especially since I was transferring to a public school. And like, is it something that like if somebody saw, they'd be like, holy shit, look at her, look at her hand, look at her hand. It's a purity, right? I don't look like a purity ring. Or is it just like a ring that you kind of like?

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It was my birthstone, but in the Christian community, you're you're Christian.

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Is that are you like, oh, my lord and Savior when you go to. But that's not a Jesus.

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You got a church out here. Are you actually asking. I did for a second.

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I see the tattoo, the cross on your hand. So I go trying to either remove.

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So you did learn something in that school. I know something funny about this. This is actually the same tattoo that Harry Styles has.

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And when I was 18, I was so against tattoos.

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Yes, they if I were to get a tattoo, they would cry, crucified and crucified me, definitely.

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And then I was just crucified like I got this cross.

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And I was actually obsessed with Harry Styles at the time. And I got it because I loved him.

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But then I went to my mom and I was like, Mom, I got this tattoo, but it's for Jesus. So, like, you know, this was my first this was my first one cover because I because my mom couldn't get mad.

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Exactly. Yeah, my brother did the same thing. That's a really good first tattoo was a cross and she couldn't get upset. Every time I got a tattoo, though, she would hit us with holy water.

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That's why I got Jesus. Just just hold the Bible.

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So, yeah, my first tattoo is Cremata Dragon and my mom could not get mad about that because I was going to go with that was ah, that was our religion right back then, you know.

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Love that for you. Yeah. Well we love God and you don't love God. So it's you love good. But anyway, what the fuck was I talking about.

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I'm we never finished the box. Oh yeah. Well that was pretty much it. Not really. There's so much to it. I just wanted to say really quick.

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My experience is that with that, like I barely remember I just told them I don't remember.

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It was such a blur.

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All I remember well, there's probably like a new strain of covid in that box with all the fucking heat. That's where it came from. There was like ten people in that box, like, that's disgusting.

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And I was super addicted to nicotine at that time. Still, like, I have my right. Yeah.

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But like this, you take you like a little hole that is so funny.

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You had a duel and I didn't know you that well at the time.

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And I was so just she said in the next box like at a hole I see teeth out there just ripping his drool just by these please.

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Just like blow it boy.

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I want my crotch so bad but so that sucked.

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And then also the only other thing that I remember is just standing there just compact like sardines in this box with all these women.

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And everyone just kept talking.

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And I remember me and you made eye contact a few times because like everyone was just talking so much, I was not about right.

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So I could have gone the whole nine, ten hours without saying a word. I would have been OK. I'm so happy we were on the same same page and that's how we glided through the end.

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Yeah, it was me. You, Annisa. Yep. We made all the guys and that was the only reason why we stopped.

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We could have kept going. The sun was coming up and tomorrow's tomorrow's good.

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And the boys were falling asleep. So like and Jaycee took turns babysitting us.

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Cute hat. Who's now his girlfriend had girl showed up and they were like cuddling and withdrawal and he's like hanging out.

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Oh. So they weren't even like dating at the time.

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They were just they weren't they were just seeing each other at the time. But now it's his girlfriend.

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But it was so funny we had to watch him and this girl noodling just like just being like cute.

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And we're just like, oh, I like talking to some guy like your chick, just like, yeah, come over, hang out. And there's like a cage of girls education wedding. And you think about how you guys are like cuddling, like looking at this cage of women. I think about it. I think so. This is how you treat women. That's right. Lights. It looked like it was selling women like it the up actually.

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Yeah. Like if someone was just robbing me.

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Yes, yes. I will do it. Crazy, right.

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How did you how did you guys like make me the cheese dude.

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It looks but it was right. Yeah. Taking turns to watch us, and they were they were taking naps while watching us because during the whole like every hour there was a new challenge, but they ran out of challenges because we went so long they didn't think because they did the boys before the boys lost boys.

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Yeah, a short amount of time. So they thought maybe the girls will last maybe half the amount of time. And we left in 19 hours to live longer.

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And girls are like mentally stronger. It's like there was a point where we were like. Do we want to split it and I we didn't want to it was the she's like my taxes, bro. You're like you're like a hundred dollars short, you split it. I'm not fucking kidding you.

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Like, I needed that shit and I was going to stay.

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Are you going to do whatever?

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I didn't not want to split it. Do you remember past the point of delirium when we were kicking? What were we, the Helmand, you stupid challenge.

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Why do you have to make it harder?

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Yeah, they would put people in motorcycle helmets. Oh, come on. Come on, Jason. The people who have no idea who kenin JCR what this box. No idea.

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You could tell Jayce and Kim were feeling horrible. I expected you to go so long they thought they would like get him out. Yeah. And like seeing them wear the helmets, they were like, holy shit.

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And, you know, they made like a line of tape around the box going over the last no squatting, no sitting.

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You know what they do? They bring in one brand new car along with the money.

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Hey, ladies. Oh, forget it. No, again, till death do us three days, I wouldn't say is like I only get to spend the day with David.

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Like David's right next to the car. You get to spend the day with David along with a new car and ten thousand dollars.

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I don't give a fuck. I mean like David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff. Oh wait a week.

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That was crazy.

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But we had to split it because they were running out of ideas and they were tired.

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The sun, we waited for the sun to come up, that we were like, let's just wait and then get out. Yeah. Did you guys sleep at all in the box? No, no. We were standing up straight. We couldn't see. There's a clip of us pushing each other around.

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Yeah, I was like, oh, I got back like once I was done. And she was just like, you know, like SpongeBob. When he forgets how to make the Krabby patties, like, do you how do you like doesn't know how to talk to like oh my gosh.

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So bad. That was let's talk.

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It was so tough but I feel like now. Well not in this Pendo but I feel like now people like that would not look good because that shit worked back then. It was a fun YouTube.

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Oh yeah. Cool. Gene and Jacir never been invited to like anything by a YouTube. So seriously, I feel so bad for you guys in the box like we said. Yes.

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So what was what did you get how much did you guys win again? What was the game? I remember I was ten right in total, so we split it. Yeah.

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If you gave me that like YouTube video and I had to do that, I would make the box. It would be like a mansion glass house.

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So it'd be like AC units. It's like saying that's not how it works. Trust me. No, no, no, it's good. Interesting. I just wanna make sure I take care of everybody saying they've been in here for a month and it's like Big Brother, they're comfortable.

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They're actually getting used to it. They want to stay here forever.

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Oh, my God. That was really, really, that was I don't think it was them seen, but. Yeah. So that's how I know you, Mariah. Yeah. I would also like to take it back to when I met you guys.

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Do you guys I don't remember the first time we ever met. I don't, I don't was it was like you don't you don't like a meet and greet or like a like a no no no.

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I like you came to our meeting reason. I like been medcom I got on our plate. Oh shit.

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That's funny. Oh shit. Yeah. You had me sign your phone cards. Right.

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That's like no. What was it like the Florida Meet and greet playlist.

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It was at the Denny's. Do you remember.

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It was like some vine party yet that party is a vine party at. Hello. Oh yeah. Vine right.

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Only finers only Vine or you know, if you're not a Vyner, we don't want you here. That's no pancakes for you.

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Real quick, who had more followers on Vine bitch. I wasn't even invited to that. I think that's your answer. I have been invited to any of those things.

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No, you were blown up. Yes, but I never was.

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Like, you're one of the low key buyers are actually funny. Like, there is like three groups of diners that I feel like there was like there was low key findings.

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I didn't have a big fall, but they were hilarious. You needed to have more followers than there was people like us that did.

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Yeah, pretty much. You all were so funny.

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We were there was the that were like wearing wigs and doing characters and all that. We were in that category. That was the middle category.

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That was like the Bache. Yeah. That's what miners are doing, like the the lately would like to plan on it.

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Right, exactly.

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Like basically all the people that live. Sixteen hundred. Right. Exactly. Exactly. And they were making that money to live there. Oh yeah.

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I remember this one vine that I wanted to like talk about right now. This is I think the first time I saw your face on my phone was. You're talking about you're not going to believe that it's her, that what I'm going to say right now. But remember the remember the vine where the girls like boys coming in their Honda Civic speaking? That was. That's her. Yeah, I know. OK, OK. That was the first vine we've ever seen or I have ever seen.

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We were dying.

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I was in my so good at lunchtime, people kind of said, yeah, well everybody is getting fucked. I was and you're doing fine. I was inside of someone while at lunch. Someone was in your back seat.

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Thank you. Goodbye. No, but like I yeah. I remember at Denny's when I met you guys for the first time, you both came up to me and you were so excited. You're like, are you the Honda Civic girl?

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Oh, my gosh. Embarrassing. Oh no. I had no fucking clue, you know, but like, I was picking one random vine.

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We saw you're the Honda Civic girl. And I just I remember I was so flattered because me and my best friend Ashlynn loved you guys because we felt like we were the male or female.

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So you're transitioning? I just can't remember. I remember you saying that.

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Yeah. Like, we we did the exact same type of content as you guys, but we were women, obviously.

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Well, we were dressed up as we were trying to dress up as women that we were we were women.

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Misogyny just internalized like, you know, we would dress up like dudes and just improv, all that's fine. And you guys were the only other people that were doing that. And so it just it was so cool because y'all appreciated us and it was just really awesome to me, you guys. And then I just remember walking into that Denny's, you guys were the first ones to approach me. And then I was like, oh, OK. I was kind of like, yes, welcome.

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And no one invited me.

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I thought I was going to get kicked out, so. Did you, like, sneak your way in? How'd you get in there? Yeah. What's that? I just literally.

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So it was the Denny's. Right. And then they had her like she was like Postmus wasn't invented.

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What do you think about the club and how, like that shit was there? Just like we're going to make these guys feel more intimate?

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Just that I was like a Denny's. He goes, they took care of us. You know, it was so funny because it was the outside, but just one little tarp over it. That was the Vine section.

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It was so easy to just walk in there and then the person who invited everyone and like, threw the party, I walked in and then they saw you guys come up to me and then fucking Tom Harlock came up to me. I'm super drunk.

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And he was like, Oh, holy fuck, Sara. Like, you couldn't believe it.

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I was like, oh, my God, OK.

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And then, yeah, that was I don't know how I got oh oh oh. OK, so then I was like I was at this party. Sorry, that weekend. Are you done with that weekend.

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No, no, no. This night. So he goes out to smoke a cigar. Sounds about right. And I've never smoked a cigar in my life like him.

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Don't tell me like an influencer. I watched it go out to smoke a cigarette and I was standing there and I was like, I think I said, no, no, he's cool.

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Like, how would you, like, be his friend? But like, how do I, you know, because you were alone. Like, I smoked cigarettes. Why?

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She's like college and she's like another famous Zanin with Vine quotes comes out best type of cigarette. Like she's like, oh, you're on Marble's. How do you say you don't have a marvelous. Those marble, marble, marble, marble mark, and I know you don't have any marble cigarette, but no, I just remember going up to him and I was just super awkward.

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I was like 18. I was just so awkward.

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I didn't know any of these people. And I was like, Hey, Heath, and you're just by yourself. You're like, hi.

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You're like you're not a severe girl. Yeah. You don't remember me. You were just freaking out.

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So you're like, I asked you first and you didn't smoke.

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No, I never I think I did the same thing when I first met you.

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Yes, I know.

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But like, no, I just was looking for excuses. Right. That was just I was I was trying to like, get a like video collabo, something in common. I have to know.

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Like, then what? I was just standing there with his cigarette smoking a cigarette, and I've never smoked when she wanted a cough so bad.

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I was trying to play it cool so badly and I was just trying not to cough up and like pretend like I knew what I was doing. And then we were like having small towns, whatever you like. Yeah. I'm like, oh, you're like a kid with a crayon.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's that's all I remember with you for the film on that night was just such a blur.

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Was that were your nicotine.

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No, it actually stemmed from the next time she saw this.

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Wow. I are the worst fucking influences the people.

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But the thing is, you guys don't say anything. It's just like I'm not like over here at Denny's. Who wants a cigarette? But you did.

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You did. You did do that to pass. No, no. I just lit up and do pass it.

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I will say like it sucks.

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Like how cool cigarettes look like I like there's something so. Yeah. And they look sexy and like I don't know like there's just like something really nostalgic and cool. Yeah.

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I like seeing it in pictures and in movies. You like, you watch it like wow that looks so fucking sick and yeah. I want to try, I know it sounds awful but it doesn't make you cool to be cool is it. Make it's not like my Tumblr fantasy at the time. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh. How did you guys have a Tumblr like. Yes. I never had a Tumblr. Right. I had Tumblr because I couldn't have MySpace.

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I was like Tumblr.

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Oh my God. Yeah I was, I was a Tumblr girl.

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My Tumblr. It's basically like Wisco like how Vesto is now. I don't understand Biscoe, but I know it has like pictures.

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Did you have Bebo before MySpace. Bebo, yeah, it was called Bebo. It was like a brand MySpace, I wasn't allowed to have a MySpace yet. My older sister did.

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So I had to be when it was like like like elementary school kids, MySpace.

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But no, I mean, you have two old sweethearts or one. One. Hello.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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What is this like we found my sweetheart or Whannell or whatever and it's all like mint green and my dog told me this.

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So what is it you like post pictures or. It's basically like a pin.

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It's like Pinterest got what you want your aesthetic to be right. Before I said it was a word.

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So I want to I feel like I want to go to MySpace, get a MySpace phase. I we all did.

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I want to hear about your MySpace page where you like the why do you have fake money? I just give you everything we can give you real money if you want, we can pay you.

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OK, just because I said that.

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I know.

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I mean, I'm looking at your feet, sticking through your sock.

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What do these.

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I know, I'm sorry, that was. No, I swear I have regular socks and all or products are just like the different types of messages here.

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I forgot to say this is for parties. Wow.

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I literally just went to Party City for the glasses to show up in, and then this was like a part of this costume. So that's fun.

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Oh, you guys should have seen the way it was going.

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Bellbottoms literally made out of plastic, but it looks cool. Yeah, that's cool.

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You never know exactly you like. Would you say until like witchcraft or you like a wedgie type of person, you meditate.

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I do. You know, it's so good. You just want a crystal ball. So after she doesn't put a spell on Zain for bringing it up, said that this pandemic. Oh my God.

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After my breakup that happened last summer, I just randomly got super into that.

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It just got into witchcraft. Yeah, I know. Not necessarily. Well, I guess kind of like crystals and stuff. Yeah. After my breakup I was I've never gone through a breakup before ever.

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It just like my first breakup and I didn't know the type of pain that came with it. You know, it was a lot.

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And I was looking for some sort of guidance, like I believe in God.

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I you know, I've been spiritual in my whole life in that sense.

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But I just I was looking for someone like some physical attraction. I was looking for like someone to actually tell me what to do, like in person.

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Like, it was really hard for me to actually, like, sit there and like try to like, listen to God every time I prayed because I was just so in a horrible state where I was like, I just need to, like, go to someone.

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I don't fucking know who, but like, I'm just going to go to someone. So I looked up some random psychic on Google.

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Oh, go. Yeah, I've never gone to a psychic before that and I just booked a random session.

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I just called the bitch and I was like, all the best. So I want someone to help me out. So I called the big oh, tell me about myself and like crying.

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I'm like, please just fit me and get back with. Exactly.

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So it's supposed to be a joke. It's crazy. I started crying. You've done it too. It's crazy.

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I don't believe in that. Like like psychics and shit. Like once you start talking to them after a few minutes, you're just like, oh, maybe they do know something's weird, something's going to funky with it.

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So like I show up to this just place and I walk in and she's like this older, like six year old woman who's just super.

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You could tell she's on a different dimension. She's not here, she's somewhere else.

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She's like DMT trip is like as you just consolation, she's looking through me, you know, like she's not here.

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And I was like, OK.

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And I sit down with her and she is reading me to feel like literally explaining so many weird details about my life and like asked me, well, first she looked at me and she was like, I can tell that you're going through something really traumatic for the first time.

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And I was like, yes, I am. But like, I was going to tell her anything.

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I just wanted to see if she was going to give in and like, feed the man I love. I don't trust these people, too. We're just like, no, we're not going to give you any information. You better tell me what I am.

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Show me your magic. You show me your visor.

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You throw her in a river with fucking wings to see if she comes up disintegrates, prove you're a witch from the river.

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You holy fuck.

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Oh, God, no. But anyway, so basically she was just saying so many weird details about my life.

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And then I have been wanting to do a podcast for so fucking long, but I just had so much anxiety around the entire idea because I have really bad, like I call it perfection, paralysis where I get actually paralyzed, what I want to put out and like what I want people to see from me.

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And it really got to me, like, I, I had to like, edit my videos a completely certain way, like I had to like do everything myself and just craft everything on my own. And like the thought of a podcast like long form, no edits.

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Like I can't redo shit, like I have to just completely bare my soul and be vulnerable like that, terrified the shit out of me.

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But I knew that that's something that I would be good at. But just something was stopping me.

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And I knew that if I started a podcast and I would break through and just like, not be depressed anymore, but something was holding me back. So I was sitting in front of this bitch.

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She was like she was just listening to this right now. He's like, so far, sir. Come on, she'd probably be super stoked, actually.

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She was like, Oh, I was in the fifth dimension for you. I fucking took D.A. for you.

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Well, you know, it's fucking crazy because I was having all of those anxieties about starting a podcast anyway, just in the back of my subconscious. And I'm sitting in front of this bitch. Haven't told her anything about me. And then she is looking at me and she was like. OK, I'm like picking up something, and I was like, are you laughing? I was trying so hard until everything is like super cliche, cliche.

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She's like a crystal ball. Yeah.

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You're there are tarot cards. Oh, they're like, oh, shit.

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I would I would literally have shit on like strings just to see Matilda.

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Yeah. It was just the funniest thing ever. She was just like, OK, Sarah, she closed her eyes and she's like moving her body a little bit like, OK, let me just feel this out.

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She's like, I'm picking up this energy on your left side.

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And I was sitting here. Yeah, I was like, what, like a free the fuck out.

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She was like, you have spirit guides, everyone has spirit guides and everyone usually has three of them.

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And I'm picking up one on your left. Let me just like hear what they have to say.

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I was just sitting there like this. Sounds like that sounds pretty fucking out there. Like, you know, I do have a kink on my left shoulder.

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And they were like, oh, she's like, yeah, it's just the ghost tapping me. But and then I was just kind of like, OK, what is this?

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Which bitch you're going to fucking say to me?

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Right. Sarah, thank you.

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She made one for all. Yeah. And.

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But the T-shirt will be great for the world.

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A great majority call, Sanjoy, you should take it.

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You should take a photo.

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You make you sick every joke you make and put it on a shirt.

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Oh, God. I think that's where my money goes now, Smirch.

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No, but anyway, long story short, I was saying that a lot of my friends, I take so fucking long to tell a goddamn.

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We also are like super obnoxious and cut every story off and just have to get a joke.

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And so, you know, don't worry of it. I love that. Please keep doing because you saw how we derailed from the box. You were the one. That's how we want as much attention on each of us as possible.

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That's just how we are to take it all. We're all greedy. All right. Which bitch? Which bitch.

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So she's like, okay, I'm picking something out here. So I'm like, OK, what is this girl going to say to me right now? And then she was like, OK, so it's like this loud voice and it's a male energy. And they're asking me to ask you why you haven't started the podcast.

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You the fuck out. No kidding, Sarah. That's bullshit.

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It's no smoking, I swear to you. Yeah, that would be some shit that would way to do, though.

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Did you did you not have this in your mind before you went in? Did you start the podcast because she said it?

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No, I it's been in the back of my mind for so long because I knew that this would be perfect for me. Did I not tell you that? Yes, dude.

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Like, literally ask, you know, like I asked my parents, like, I was like crying after this one was one more question, because I hate to do it because I always ruin everything like this, but.

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But did you happen to give her her your name like days in advance to schedule this appointment? Um.

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You can say, no, I don't know, I I want you to experience all the police, I'm trying to have a spirit. You give me like the most recent YouTube video I want to start a podcast is a click my. Oh, so it's like she's a waitress. So whatever we're going to put up, we're going to be talking about what I want.

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Oh, my God.

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No, no. Fuck. Like, I obviously I gave them my name because I have to book the appointment. Right. But the podcast has been in the back of her mind.

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She's you never said never like verbally said it in a video that is very specific, like. Yeah, I never said it. Oh my God.

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Who's the dude that would have been telling her to start like the right apparently have a spirit guide. That's like tell her nobody has to say something. The name of the the cheers. The Cheers, brother boy. Amen, brother.

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What. Oh, cheers brother. Like mask. Yeah. That's what my party is.

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Right, right, right, right.

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Is Mariah's life is like all about goes shit and it's like it's crazy. It's crazy. Everything is like a sign there. You ever seen the movie signs literally that I believe in all of that.

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I love it so far. It's really cool. Yeah. So so what else happened? Like she she gets the podcast and then you cried and then did you know she's like you should make one with me.

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Well I literally sat there and I was so astonished that she even said that because you it's like yeah I was terrified and you know, she said petrified, terrified, petrified, you know, makes sense.

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More jazz do it, you know.

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So do you answer that question? So I said I was like, can you ask them what they mean? How can you fucking ask? Like because I was trying to play it dumb so that she, you know, kind of.

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Yeah.

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You know, you don't want her to get too excited because once they get excited, then it's like it becomes very chic. Right.

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Yes. Right. And then she basically it was just I was kind of like, oh what like podcast, what the fuck. And then she was like, yeah.

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So I'm getting this side again. And they're saying that you are destined to like, use your throat chakra for your career.

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And like you like you're destined to like, use your voice, like your speaking voice.

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Oh. And I was like, OK, so specific. Wow. And then.

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Yeah. How the fuck did we get here. Oh you asked me if I was into witchcraft. Yeah. So that was like my first, you know, foot in that door. Like I've been meditating for a really long time, like four years, but like actually getting involved with crystals and, you know, all that stuff that.

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Did she tell you about crystals? She suggested on some crystals that would help me because then we started getting into the breakup and like my career and like what I'm destined to do.

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And so maybe this witch bitch brought me into this witchcraft shit. Let's bring her on. Come on out with me on tonight. Her name is kind of lead only title. She she's here. Yeah. Come on in.

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That's my name in Spanish. Oh my God.

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Wait one more. She's my podcast co-host, literally, Catalino Zahra, my co-host. Her name in Spanish is nuts.

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Oh, well, you guys have a lot of sense on your podcast.

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Save it for the podcast. That's actually crazy. Sarah and her friend Caitlin Catalino in Spanish. They're both making a podcast. It's called Cheers, Brother, if you want to check it out.

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If you like her, you want to hear more of her.

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Make sure you check. When when does it come out? When's your first episode? So when does this come out?

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Monday, a Monday morning, Monday. And I think you're announcing it Monday, right? I'm announcing it today. Today. And audio comes out Friday and then video comes out that next month. Very good.

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It's good that you're spreading it out from our episode. It was very thoughtful.

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We can tell you thought that one out. Thank you. Thank you. And randomly hit me up. Perfect timing for myself.

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So everything is just fine. Everything's going to be picked up. These crystals. Tell me a crystal.

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Let me get one. Give me a personal this beautiful crystal amethyst. That's the black one. Right? That's cool.

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I'm actually really excited for one purple. Yes. What's what's the black one like? Onyx isn't your best friend, Chris Crystal. What's going on? Oh, my God, you know me. Yeah, Crystal. It all makes sense. What a witchy, bitchy episode was that it was not.

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No, not at all. No, I not. She got so sad. Oh, my God. That's it. Oh, my God. I was like, oh, shit.

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OK, that's like my tagline every time. And I was like, well, that was a witchy, bitchy episode.

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Thanks for turning heads. Did she say anything else that was like, pretty shocking?

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I mean, it was all very shocking at the moment because she just pretty much predicted everything that was is happening to me right now. Like, she predicted that I would be a music producer and I'm actually currently getting my music producing diploma. So are you getting that?

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Because she said you were going to know like I've been everything. Yeah, I've been.

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Oh, fuck you.

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She's like, you're going to get into I've seen you know, I've seen your music. You're good. Even though you have such a good voice. And I know you like to fuck around, too. You like to like you post a lot of, like, joke songs, but like you actually have like a really like. Yeah.

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And, you know, your sister I mean, I'm so confused. It's a way of like getting it out there without being like, look at me, I can sing, you know, kind of like put it out there. I'm the same way. And then people are like, no kissing.

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And then you're like, oh shit, I can maybe I should try that. And then when you come out music, it's not just like another person. They're like, what? She's been doing it forever. Guys like a YouTube or trying to sing right again with my perfection paralysis man like I get so in my head about shit like that, like I want to do music so badly. But I also know a lot of YouTube birds that do that too.

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And then they it's frowned upon and frowned upon and it's just like another YouTube for doing music. And so like I put a lot of pressure on myself to perfect that first.

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And so I'm trying to dip my toes into a bunch of things. So, like, they can't say anything if you're actually good.

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Exactly. Like, I'm really trying to perfect that right now and like make sure that when it does happen that it'll be actually good.

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So I'm excited hings I'm getting my music production diploma. And that experience is crazy in itself because it's based in the U.K. So my instructor was really like thick accent and it keeps me really like locked in everything that he says is so funny. So and yeah, it just it's fucking awesome.

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But yeah, I've been singing for so long, like I grew up in the church and the church has really got you to places on while I was on.

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We're shouting out, shout them out. So oh fuck toxic schools.

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But man they really get you. Places are. Oh my God. I want to tell you what happened to my principal. I don't want to say that's really what I want to I want to hear something like up.

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Basically my principal looks like kind of like the naked mole rat from campus, like very like shriveled up, but very just so pretentious.

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Oh, my God, I'm getting a foot cramp.

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Is that what he would do? Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Oh oh oh. Was like the way you take that was like it was part of the story. My brain was like, is that what pretentious means?

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Because I took the time I guess not pretentious. And I was like, yeah, I'm getting a foot cramp. OK, now I'm learning what potentially I learn something new every day.

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So when we got to we're just like, I'm good.

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I'm so ah that is so funny. I think the three of us. Your sister in law. Yeah. She got me.

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Well you got three of us. That was the best joke you delivered today. Thanks God.

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Grace was so like unintentional but was very. Oh yeah. My fucking principal. He was so pretentious about this fucking bitch.

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He was so pretentious and just like so strict for no reason, just horrible and always like had the strictest rules like we had to follow. Exactly.

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You know, we were like Sargents almost. And basically I learned after I graduated high school from a different high school that he.

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Got caught watching gay porn in his office, one school in his office. Yeah, I don't like watching it.

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Like so principal of the most strict school of a Christian school.

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That's crazy, because he should know as a principal that why, like the wi fi that the school is running like it's just it's so monitored, not even monitored through like virtually shit like basically Congress.

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Oh, well, I think that it was on his history.

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So I think that they may have like saw it or like it was left on a Google search. I don't fucking know.

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But I just know he got caught watching it and then he moved away somewhere. But I just remember it was like the biggest scandal in my town because there's not that many people.

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And, you know, that scandal came right back with Zoome classes started coming out because I've seen so many video their windows open where they can't fucking like.

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It's crazy because teachers, teachers, they're like they're like parents are like grandmas. They don't like to work the Internet.

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You know, these schools need to give these teachers a little Zoome lesson before they start, like teaching hundreds of kids because they're like they're going to shut down these schools. It's fucking crazy.

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Like, that's pretty bad that you're like watching porn at work and your work just happens to be around the Keniry like it was.

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Are you sure it wasn't like on the school computer? Maybe you took it home like it was during school. I don't defend him, but it just makes no there's no way during like like you're that you're like principals are constantly like getting up and walking around and shit like how do you have time to sit there.

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I mean you've got to free five minutes. It was like, I don't the thing is I don't believe movies.

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I movies show that shit all the time and I just feel so unreal.

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I guess that's the craziest fucking part because my town is so small and this school that I went to, they probably ran out of school.

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They did. He lived somewhere else, like out of the country. It's it's really sad.

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But at the same time, I like how I got beaten often. I mean, yeah, it is a little strange that you're beating off in a school with a bunch of kids. So I think that's what makes it a little strange. Yeah. You could have waited to go home like you're working. You're like on duty. Yeah.

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You're like there's no reason. It was just like such irony and I don't know how I got to that was I saying something before.

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I just it just, you know, it was just something that, like, happened in your school. I mean, we all want to hear stories. Oh, Obinze, I think I was oh, I was getting into like the church. So I actually go, oh yeah.

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Church service. Singing The Church. Oh, right.

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Singing for you church people that really love God and can't listen to this shit. We're sorry.

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You know, I'm right here, Zain. I to just hit the ball in a sense of humor.

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He does. He does. That's that's great. You've really done. I really do. I like I feel his energy all the time and especially when like fucked up shit he tells me so. Yeah. Well he talks to me so we're like one upping each other. Oh well yeah he like actually I can talk to me like well I had dinner with him last night so I don't have to go to a psychic.

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I get jealous of guy. You guys had dinner together. Oh well I had brunch with Jesus so.

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Oh God.

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How God Jesus were all in our God in Jesus. Different people. Yeah. But like.

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Yeah well I mean I'd rather have lunch with Jesus than God, you know what I mean. Jesus.

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Because I want to know everything. I'm sorry. And he was an activist. Cut it.

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Cut it. This is all getting cut. Let's start over.

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I would literally. Oh, we've been there before.

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We've there's been like three episodes. How many episodes have there been?

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Three where we've started over. I think it just completely just deletes the we've had to pass this time. Yeah. We're probably gonna have to start over. Yeah.

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Can you, would you be able to redo everything. Actually, here, I just do like we just got down to that. OK, cool. OK. All right, guys, we have Sarah Baska as our guest today. She's a YouTube personality.

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I started getting worked up. She can see. How are you doing here, Mariah? Oh, my God. We could have went like five. Yeah, I read the room. I know that feeling. She was going to. She was going to have a panic attack.

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No, this episode is incredible. I would panic if we lost this episode. I just wanted to introduce ourselves like this.

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I'm not like, yo, who is the most requested?

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Which is the other way. I was going to start, like, crying. She goes out. She goes, we. She goes back to her crystal, she's just her horse, sir. Were you surprised how fast we were able to flip that and start over? I was like, OK, they're very professional. And I'm like, I got to think of like to do like, OK, so I would I would personally have a meltdown and just delete it and we had to start over.

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I would be worse than you if we had to start this. Oh trust me.

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OK, so casual about it. All right. Holy shit. It's because I can't reduce it. It's just I got I got nervous for her. Could you fill my heart that right. As a cop for. We're going to go. When do I stop.

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I cannot wait for you to see the video of like just that that situation right there.

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That was just wondering to I was so excited that we would read the funny look it up. I like get all that.

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I could keep my cool, but I could not care that he was just like, yeah, yeah. So we're going to do it's also like fuck, fuck, fuck, I can't do this.

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So I felt my palms just getting so sweaty.

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I'm like, oh well well that was your witch bitch Catalina just kind of giving me her shoulder more often. See, I told you to make a podcast, not be in a pot and not be a part of a band.

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Just you comfortable. Yeah.

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We are going to take a quick break for the party. And then when we come back, we have a game. We don't do the Sarah. He just pisses all the fucking time. No, we have his scheduled potty break. Absolutely not. I need one.

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Go, go. Take your peacocking. Go, dude. Go pee pee Cocchi.

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We're going to keep talking. You thought I was like, you guys have a podcast? Right. Right, right. We said, you go.

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Thank you. All right. Well, we're back to the potty break. Here we go. All right. Sarah's back. Come on down. She had to do a little PKC. There you go.

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Little freshening up, bringing the party back with her. Where did you get those glasses? Where did you get the balloon?

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Where did you get that? I made a little pit stop peanut gallery.

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Oh, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah the fuck in the arm on that.

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Mike, you're covering my shot.

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You're covering my shot. I did. Yeah. Fuck you.

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Right. Fuck you. Auntie Basco, put the fucking mike down. OK, OK, all right, all right, all right. There you go. There you go. Yeah, yeah. A little stick any time. What do you want? The string right there. Leave it. That is right.

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And put it on. Literally, we were like, bring the balloon. Bring the balloon. Right. We don't know such so screen or in a bad light. Fuck.

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Why are you running our show.

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We from the start over. Yes. Start over again. Well sir, we wanted to play a little game with you since we're kind of halfway into the show I think, or something to get to know you a little bit more.

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Oh really. Pick your brain.

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So asking questions. We came up with a little game. It's called Who Would you rather spend seven minutes in heaven with?

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Oh, bom, bom bom. OK, ok.

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I've never done seven minutes in heaven. No, I was such a dweeb. Every closet I've ever had has been like the sliding shit. It was like they open like an accordion and you get closer like right outside.

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We didn't have seven minutes in heaven and back in Florida, seven minutes trying to get in and close the door.

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Yeah, it's picking up. Let's get to the game we've got.

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What would Sarah do in seven minutes of heaven. No, in heaven. Who would she rather spend seven minutes in heaven with.

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Sorry. Who is what will she do with her seven minutes if she died and went to heaven? This is Sarah.

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Seven minutes. Scherbatsky, I wonder what would your last seven minutes on earth died?

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OK, let me tap into this. A bug. It's a loaded question.

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Normally I pause because he let me do that and I just did it and I was just like, I'm going to go. I got this. I got he's like, it's would you do it in heaven for seven minutes in heaven?

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Sarah Shit. Oh, all right.

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So you got I would ask or I would ask God why one direction broke up.

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So I would ask but we got the first question. I screamed, Oh, shut up, shut up. We got in. We got to show you the pictures. But we also have to verbally be screaming out, OK, she's excited. Here we go once. Just wait.

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Nash Greer or Cameron Dallas, who would you rather spend seven minutes in heaven with and why or why not?

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And in detail. Why not? OK, totally. Well, are we talking about like current Nash? Greer.

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We'll do fine. We'll do mankinds. Like Nashville is not married. He doesn't have a kid, you know, it's like it's kind of like. Yeah, it's hypothetical. Like perfect world.

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They're both single, you're all in a room and shit's going to it's just about to pop off. Yeah. Cool.

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So I'm like just becoming vind famous and I'm like yeah. And we're like wow. Like a daddy. They're there though. They're both smoking a cigarette. Who do you guys go to. You ask for a cigarette.

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They're both very interested in you too. You know, just to give you the real.

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I know. I'm so excited. You know, we have every single person on this list, literally. At first I thought you might out of your friend group like the other dudes. And I'm like, what the fuck this is?

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This is so much better. This is so much OK.

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So if we're talking about at that time, Nashed Greer was against hair, body hair and arm hair.

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Yeah. You know, I know to answer like he would have not.

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Yeah. What was it anyway. So I would have gone with Cameron and also I had a slight crush on Cameron at the time. So did I.

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The song she bad. She I hated dance.

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He made a song, she a good girl but she can go back to work that and that. Yeah.

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She a good girl but straight you're straight up like fangirl.

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OK, you know what song? Oh, my God. The one song on an album.

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No, I think it does have that one song and it kind of if you were if you're younger, would you make a Kamron fanpage?

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Oh no.

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Because you zango Twitter that it's like I don't fucking know anything about him. You just. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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We got to set it up yet. OK. OK. You ready. Next one. Next one.

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Oh Lord. We have. Shut the fuck up. People shut the fuck up. Or Harry style Mr. Worldwide. Oh my.

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I know it's tough. Yeah. Think about it. Take us. You look on my left shoulder. Ask your left shoulder.

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Hey, Catalina, give me Catalina.

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Catalina, who would I rather spend some? You know, listen.

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Dolly, it's I got to Dale, Dale, Dale. Obviously, this hurts my soul, obviously, so three of us, you know, it's like I fucking love pit bull.

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I just want to, like, smother his head with oil. What do you like about people?

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I love him, too. I have a weird that I have a weird thing with him.

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He like really knows how to get the party started. People heard Harry Silje Harry just because I want to ask him how he's doing. All I said about pit bull and now you're going to pig fuck.

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You know my history with Harry. No, I don't care because all you told me about was people listen to me.

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I was a fucking Harry Stann account before I became who I am.

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Like Harry is the reason why I am sitting on this couch today. Really, really the reason why I started making Vine's because I needed to express my emotions about Harry in one direction.

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I was a one direction stand, so I just started making Vine's about it and then I like got big on Vine because of it and it's more like me.

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So like I have to, you have to do the honesty with Harry in applause and just be like, hey, I'm not trying to fuck because I don't want to sexualize.

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You have to be humble. Then you have to always bring back Harry Solove some way I get it. It's like tell him like how he changed my life.

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OK, so but I really thought, well why don't you tell him yourself, Harry, come on now. Shut. I would. Oh, did you freeze. Imagine High-Low just dressed like this.

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Oh no. You're trying to hide your toes literally. Oh my God. What the fuck would I do?

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I had to. He's like, but, you know, he doesn't he doesn't want a perfect girl.

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He wants to go with a little bit, you know, holes in the socks saying, look, listen to me.

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No, no holes in the socks, you know, party city jacket. You know, I'm not really dating the director of Book Smart, Olivia Wilde, who is like the most perfect person I ever write.

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Yeah, he's one for the older woman.

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She's she she's like thirty. She's like, what, fifty for thirty.

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Fifty four could be eighty two. I don't know.

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She was engaged to Jason Sudeikis and she, she wrote this new movie and then cast it Harry Styles as the lead of the movie and then fell in love with him.

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Oh I kind of her or her engagement with Jason Sudeikis.

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That's that's a mess. It's such a mess.

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But like I get her and you know what? I love Jason. He's great. He seems like a really fucking nice guy. He doesn't deserve that shit. No, fuck Harry Styles. He doesn't he doesn't deserve. You want to you want to be the home wrecker? No, I don't think it was intentional.

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They just spent a lot of time on set. I don't like Sarah.

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Shut up. Go for Jason. Go for Jason. Shake shit up. What. Forty five show show Perry. Show Harry that you fucking exist. Imagine.

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Wait it's actually kind of genius idea. Should I start dating Jason. Jason has had a really good boy right now.

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He's probably going through exams and shit.

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I wish he's got a really low point. He would probably go for you. I going to say thank you.

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Thank you God. Yeah. I would kind of just throw yourself out there dear.

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I'm not dating Jason. Yeah. Hey, you have to actually fucking and you just fucking use them. Get them to get my guy. Use them to get to Harry. I don't play that way. And then. And then when do you meet Olivia.

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I don't even want to date Harry. Play her and manipulate her.

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Multiply her multiplier.

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Close your map petition. Oh. And what about what's 34 percent, five? Come on, guys. I really I know what I was like, are you on your knees? OK?

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You're next. OK, here we go. Niall Horan or Nick Jonas. Three what? These are like my brothers. We had our Toll Brothers.

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Next thing I know, I would just laugh and I'd be like, Oh my God, and I'll love you. But this is so funny because, like, you couldn't show me a picture of any girl.

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And I'd be like, oh, my God, they're going to look like I was acting like these are close friends of her just like that.

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Like like did I tell you I was at a table with what's his face right there? No, not that one, OK.

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One day it was it was like the eight of us and he was one of us.

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What the fuck. And we were. And he did. He brought you up. Shut up. Saying he was like, you watch YouTube was. Yeah, right.

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I would die. There's no way. Niall Horan from One Direction is just watching Cerebus Baska on YouTube doing a story.

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Sweet guy. But I don't know. I feel like you guys are completely different people. You wouldn't work. We're different.

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He's too sweet. Nick is like whatever, you know, like, I would probably picnic.

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Well, he's with cheer on. You know what?

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Oh, fuck. He's married in a perfect world. This is Camp Rock. In a perfect world like ours is 60 miles away. It's pretty sure he's like a minor switch.

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So, yes, fuck. Oh, please wait. No, she didn't answer. I know you picked me or just because I was a brother to me.

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Next we have Jacob Sartorius or Pudi Pi. First of all, how old is Jacob?

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He is of a 19 and a half still.

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Nah, I think he's kind of hot, like if I was drunk. So it's like whatever.

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It's OK, you won't get canceled. Imagine your Jacob's arteries his age. Jacob's kind of like a bad boy now, though. Like have you seen like he's kind of like he thinks he's cool because he smokes weed now.

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It's like everyone went through that phase. He's just going through it like, you know, like I've been smoking since I was six and a half.

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I'm a perma fried, so I get it. I'm fucking fried.

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Maybe I'm stoned right now.

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I know. But like Jaga, I, like, roasted him on YouTube a few years ago, so he probably hates me. Um. Oh. So that would be fun.

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Oh yes. Hashomer be for seven minutes in heaven. You don't have to say minutes that your brother likes you. I see. I would try to reach out, see if it works out.

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I would rather die actually I see the guy they made like you know just because he's so young.

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I'm twenty three. I mean I know it's weird you're my junior his age. We're not talking about his looks or anything, just like his personality, his like vibe, his sweats, sweatshirt.

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What do you have. So I can show you where you want to for some real man like real gamer man. Cutie pie. Cutie pie. It's pretty dull. Yeah.

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Good answer. Yes. I don't fucking know. Oh. Oh, unquestionably. She's getting more excited about this day.

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Was canceling the party.

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Yes. It is getting really heated up. Do you want to be with Jacob. That's just like the whole thing. Well, I like I just really want to be with Jacob. Jacob, come on out. That's going to happen actually at some point.

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Y'all are just setting me up. Oh, my God. I mean, but yeah, I would like. Oh, fuck.

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We got to take a shot. We always do that with that. We want to black out with. OK. Oh, Jesus.

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Cool. You ready? I don't know. It's right there, Sarah. There you go.

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Cheers, brother in spirit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK. All right. But, oh, I remember that being way smoother. I remember when I used to never feel that, but now I feel like I was like, who the hell is?

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What the fuck is on the screen? OK, right. I'll leave us in bed, OK.

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Next, we have the Dolan twins or Jane Alvarez.

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Yeah. By the way, this is Jay Alvarez before the video came out. So I'm going to ask. Yeah. And she's like, what if I want him after the video. Exactly. The Dolan twins. You can pick either of them.

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You don't have to have both or before you could have both video.

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And I knew, like, how we actually performed in bed.

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No, no. You see that. You see that's cheating. You saw that video. OK, so done. Twins at the same time in the closet. That would be horrifying.

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What the fuck would we do?

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And that's how you make it. What we do, what we do. Like you put you in the door with the dolphins in the closet. You're like. Yes, now she's like it.

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So how do people usually tell you, apparently, is there a beauty mark or how do you has a different oh, something different about yours.

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One of your jaw lines hit differently. What's different?

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All right. I don't fucking know. It's not the Dolan twins because I don't want that pressure of being in the same places.

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Two against one, probably Jay Alvarez.

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Yeah, because you watch this video. I literally watch two seconds of it.

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And, you know, he uses coconut oil, bring out the coconut oil if that's what you say. You like coconut oil. That's what I want to do.

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I want to have sex. Well, that's what he uses.

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So who do you choose now? I don't want to get a UTIs. I can't get a tie from coconuts.

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But you're not. You can't. She's like, oh, you have a cutie pie from talking. I was like, don't do that. You you just it's not suggested.

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How do you what? Hmm. So how do you get down is fucking hard.

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I think that I would probably go to Jay Alvarez, but then I would have to like coach him through which I don't want to do. Oh.

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But I would have to tell him, you know what, not the coconut oil this time because there's certain there's a certain thing you want to do in the bedroom is why am I just assuming we're going to find out why we're getting.

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Oh, I'm thinking about is that fucking video. It's literally it's it lives rent free my head. The closet floor drops out and it's just a sky diving fucking thing.

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You guys are like riding a fucking job. It's like it's like, you know, just.

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I mean, that could be cool. That could be safe, all right. I mean, after that, if anything. OK, next Lord.

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So, Mariah, we have post Malone or Drake shot up, yo, it's a tough one, dude, come on now, OK.

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All right.

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I feel like I'm feeling I'm really trying to like, imagine myself in this situation.

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I would want to just because, like Drake, you're not the Degrassi background with history.

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You have history with a picture yourself, like in a circle and like, you know, like the videos are like they would call a dog and whoever the dog would go to it and like the center, like you're in the center and like Drake and post-millennial like me.

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That's a really good that's a really good.

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You're just like you're just back and forth. Yeah. Yeah.

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That is difficult. I think that I would go with. Post the post, yeah, post alone, just because I want to develop an actual friendship with him. Good answer. We would like drink a Bud Light, OK?

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I feel like you'd be more entertaining and just like not as awkward. We would like, make it funny.

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Yeah, I feel like I could be like, what the fuck is going on in his closet.

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I was very chill and very private and I feel like you're like that too.

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So I feel like you guys would get along very well and he would make it fun and we could make fun of it and then just be like, this is fucking work.

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Like you can find this closet because you do or you would be just better assuming what they're going to say, like, you know, I mean, obviously, you know what, you know, drak like he's just going to be like, what the fuck, man?

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I actually like in that situation with Drake, you'd be like, who are you? Why the fuck am I in this closet with you?

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So it's just like, who is this random person? But with Posti, we could be like, Yo, what's up? You know, I don't backslide.

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All right, stop, Mariah.

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OK, take it. Take a deep breath. We have just drawn such a rule. Oh, my gosh, she really loves these contestants.

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OK, we have I was a Johnny Depp why in the world?

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Because he just looks like, oh, my girls like Willy Wonka.

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Johnny Depp. OK, low hurry or no ABAC, brah. She said, hi, little honey, every day, all day little really. Oh, no, no. Oh, I don't want to know.

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I just want to sit in a closet with him. I want to talk about Hop because he loves Cape Hop.

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I want to talk about, like, emo rock music because he just needs more genuine people in his life. I feel like he's surrounded by a lot of people that don't get him. Calan, you know how I feel about, well, how do you. A sweet kid, OK? He's a sweet kid.

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And I don't look at him in that light at all of like, oh, he's so hot. He's just a sweet, precious soul who's so fragile.

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He's kind of like Dracula, you know what I mean? Yes. There's something mysterious about him. You're like, I know he's dark, but he seems really sweet and like he's just different.

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You just like likes blood, you know, like, well, I would love to sit in a closet with him for seven minutes and try to get to know him a little better because I feel like we haven't gotten that chance. I'm like, I'm really curious what he's like just to hang out. Yeah, I've met him a couple times and he's cool as fuck.

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He loves snakes. Have you hung out with them?

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No, I follow him on Instagram. I literally lizama want him to be OK. Like I genuinely like want him to not be depressed because I think he's sweet, I don't know.

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But he's just like the typical emo kid that's like in the spotlight randomly, like you just randomly blew up out of nowhere last year.

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Just got super famous, like all the talk kids. And he just I feel like he's just trying to navigate these waters and he's just this. You want to help him out, pick apart. Yeah. And his family is really sweet and normal and like anyway, I want to talk to a lady in, like, let him know that, like, I appreciate hip hop too.

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Let's talk about it like the first seven minutes or so.

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I think you should make that. You should be the one to reach out to him.

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I was supposed to meet him at Larrys, but he canceled a meet and greet. Didn't come. You canceled the whole other story was I was wearing little Huddy merged.

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I bet you he smoke cigars. Oh, you have a little hottie. Murchie bought it, brah. I yeah. Yeah, I support him.

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He was in Machine Gun Kelly's movie. It just dropped everyone.

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Watch it. You're coming up with a video.

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It's him. And what's her what's her face. Cydney Sweeney.

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That's what I was a movie. Well, how do you know? Not the movie. It's a movie. It's a music video. It's fifty nine minutes. Are you fucking kidding me about this story? I thought it was a music video. It's a musical adventure, bitch. Oh, my God.

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It's kind of like what's her face? The girl with the half hair. Remember, she made a movie, you know.

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Yeah. I don't know anything like like she does like cry in my party if I want to. Melanie Martinez. She did with some movie or something. Martinez Yeah.

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Melanie Martinez. Is it kind of like that. It's based off music.

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OK, it's kind of like the thriller Michael Jackson music video thriller is just a musical. It's like a musical. Yeah, but that's just long. No, no, do this. This is a fifty nine minute fucking movie.

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I watched it last night. It's good. Starring Will Huddy and he did so good. I feel like I'm his mother.

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Like I literally just she's here watching him. Yeah.

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Because like I love Machine Gun Kelly, I love his new album and I love Little Huddy in the fact that Machine Gun Kelly included him into this is just so sad.

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I can't believe Lil Huddy and Sidney Sweeney are together doing something. This city. Sweeney is a huge she's a huge actress. I love you.

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She's so good. She's an euphoria.

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I don't know what I saw when I saw film down the street, I was like, oh my God, Lottie's with Sidney Sweeney.

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They're like doing this is she is she and others? I don't know. She says she's an actress.

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She's a very huge actress in this this new show with Zendaya it's called Euphoria. It's like this really like edgy show.

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It's like kind of brigs and into that, like, adult role.

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It's like transition from Disney Star to like I love that. Like HBO.

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Yeah, but that's not the actual show though. Well, Hunsberger from Disney Channel, so don't know what it's about. It's pretty crowded. Oh my gosh.

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I was born into this is like a drug addict in that show. Like actually I mean any life though I feel like a lot of Disney Channel.

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I mean, if you go into the deep end, too far off.

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So but no. Anyway, little honey is talented. I love him. I feel like his mother. Appreciate him. Love him. Let's go. The next one. Perfect.

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Fuck off. OK, next we have guy. Or Dr. Phil Shariati, Fiete, Fiete, I'm going to go with Dr. Phil. Also, I heard that he has like he's like dead in the eyes. Like these people talk to him. He's like, not there.

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That's why Jason did that when he was wearing Dr. Phil just deadpans, yeah, right there. I feel like he studied him. He was just like deadpan because he wasn't really looking. Yeah.

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I mean, I'm I'm going to debate you on this one. OK, please. You got you got a guy, Fiete, just he would take you to fucking flavor town for seven minutes in a closet, though, but what if I want therapy?

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What did he break thinking? Smart right now. What is the therapy breaking?

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Ten steps ahead of me. What if I picked up somebody that you didn't want? I didn't want it for seven minutes. I just picture him walking out of the closet after seven minutes like this. So I just like that.

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Or ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago I just started walking towards two boys walking. Yeah, I saw the nipple exactly doing that, saw the nail. But when it comes over experience, I agree with you.

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I think I want to spend seven minutes in heaven with Dr. Phil. I want to see what he says to me. I want to I want to hear what he has to say.

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I want to talk to you because you. You know, guy, he had a very you know, he's not going in there with food, he's going there empty handed, he has nothing to offer.

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What does he have nothing to nothing in this closet like he's going into doing minute to minute challenges. Take this blanket and fold it without your hands. You have an area I don't you have seven minutes to. And I don't want to be there.

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I don't want.

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So. Yeah. All right. All right. Slide. This is so amazing, we got oh, who's on the right? Me, I mean, we got Jerome Zha from Vyn and. Do you not know these people? I don't know the guy on the right.

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Yo, my name is Nicholas and this is ridiculous. I got my money and this is ridiculous.

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Nicholas Smugglers', he was the writer. You know exactly who these people are.

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I was literally the biggest miner at a point where for a while was he at Denny's period. I was honest. He wasn't even there.

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I, I literally have no idea who that is. Let's just want to know. But I like Jerome. I love him. I think he's sweet. He's filled with sunshine. I would love to be in a car. Well I've heard different next line.

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Wait act. Oh OK.

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I'm coming home. Is the other one you got here. You got to change the legal symbolism. I'm wrong.

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Oh my God. I remember. It's all right. Here we go. Tell her about it.

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So we have got Kevin Jonas or the CEO of Club Penguin.

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Oh, my. Oh, OK.

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OK, by the way, for this specific round, you have to do intercourse with them.

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Oh. They actually look very similar to yours to perform intercourse with them. He looks like a horse, Jonas.

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Yes, I like Big Brother. Yeah, he's like the first born forbidden Jonas Brother.

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No one knows he's the lawyer SEO Company CEO.

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Yeah, he started that and the drums, but OK, I think. Kevin is just Kevin. Oh, come on, that's not fair. That's not fair.

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Listen, I would love to get to know the CEO of Club Penguin. I have a lot of questions to ask him.

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I want to know what made him want to sort out what he did. What are you on? Did you see the.

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Oh, this. What was that? This is ice right here. It popped that was fucking crazy. Sorry, but just what just happened there, just boat like it was fucking nuts.

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You didn't see that?

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I'm not sure it's empty. I called Catalina.

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Catalina just cancelled a spell on Catalina. It's like if there's a spirit in the room, she's like, please make yourself known.

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She's like, yeah, real weird. OK, it's crazy.

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Hey, what the fuck you fuck who you fuck in my pocket and who the fuck am I fucking who you are. OK, whatever. By the way, Sarah, we're all Kevin in our life. Just want to let you know that we're OK. Yeah. We're all the Kevin. We're all Kevin. You know, think about your childhood. People like us, but they don't really pick on Kevin. I never I just. That's exactly why we said we're all Kaysville.

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I want to fuck myself. Or do I?

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It's the quiet guys to have the good dick game.

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What sounds cooler, I think like if you were to tell somebody you're never going to get real, you're like, how do you know I don't? OK, listen, I don't want to I just can't go there with Kevin Jonas. Like I said, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. Go.

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We're talking a while we go. So anyway.

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Shut up.

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You know, I think. All right, Kevin Jonas is a brother to me. I can't afford this because that's a funny story to tell. That's what I like.

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Pinguin imagine saying that especially coming from you. That is good. I have to tell somebody you're never going to guess who is in my bed this flex for me as like a middle school in the middle.

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So no, but like with Kevin, it was always just like, oh, that will never happen.

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So you're like, oh, you're blocked from Club Penguin. I got you. I fucked the CEO of a penguin.

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Let me just call him a really quick. All right. Next slide. Let's go. What the fuck is this?

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You got this going. OK, next we have Cory in the house or Jackson from Hannah Montana.

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Oh, come on. Oh, all right.

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I've seen him on a couple parties out here. Yep. You hangs out lately. Ponds and shit, right? Oh, I don't know. I've I've seen him out here.

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The girl that introduced Heath and I before we went to your apartment, when I met you for the first time, she was like, oh my gosh, you will not leave me alone.

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And she picked up the phone and was Kyle Massey, you know, what is this city? I'm so confused. So his older brother was on Zoey one oh one. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yes. Yeah, that is older brother. Yeah, right. Forget it. Why do you think they're always together. Oh, I didn't know they were together. They were different people, different lives. I didn't know they're fucking they were always that of range when we went there.

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They always you know, but also I get it, it's confusing because we went to one was Nickelodeon right.

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It's better if I saw them together it'd be like, oh my God, they all hang out together.

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You're like my colliding, colliding brother. Well, I insane. Isn't that crazy? I didn't know they were together in showbiz.

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Like their parents are probably like really, you know, into that one.

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They both got on successful. Wow. Right. That's how you fucking do it. The same damn toxic. But it were so toxic but it was horrible. Toxic household like there.

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I want to run a toxic household like you were talking about how old Jason Earl was.

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Thirty five. I was in the show. Thirty five player teenager.

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Like that's thirty five. Why do I feel like that's cancelable today. Cancelable. Cancelable. Well he's today what.

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Sixteen year old. OK, let me just ask you this.

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What the fuck do I say, Kyle Massey, I guess you've done and like, I feel like we would get along, I guess. Oh, Massey. Oh, it's Corey.

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Corey who? She's up there. She's watching.

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She's actually recording and she's going to post on YouTube.

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Why does it look like Jackson's head is on the side of his head when my worlds collide. OK, next slide.

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All right. Yeah. Fuck. What is this?

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OK, we have Dirk Man from HBO's Aardvark.

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So, Jake Paul, two years ago when he was at his worst boxing book, or Drake and Josh at the same time, same dance.

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What are you saying? Obviously Drake and Josh is a dream.

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That is a dream. But this is just like in a closet, right? Right. Yeah. So we're not like nothing's going inside of anything. We're just in the closet.

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This one is like you get to do what you want, I guess seven minutes in heaven. It's like you're supposed to do something.

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It's your heaven. It's nobody else's. Oh, it's your truth. He said whatever you want it to be, come here.

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Give me a kiss. To it, that was good. Oh, my God, OK, if it's a wild card, I would love to be in a room with Dragon and just talk about, you know.

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You know, I'm not a dork man. Dork man from Basar.

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He's he's making a lot of money right now. Are you sure? I don't care. I literally do not give a shit. I'm sorry. Wait a sec.

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Why did we cut out Mrs. Olivia Rodrigo from this picture? Oh, she's literally half her face is in there. Is she in? We need the fucking Kleenex. Come on, David, wait.

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Where the fuck is Olivia? Do you know Olivia Rodriguez was in this show? That's crazy. Yeah, in bizarre.

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I know she's the number one artist and I feel like Dizzy Joe had nothing to do with it. She just kind of like. But she just happened because it's known that Disney Channel Stars has become big music machine.

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But it's just crazy how that just turned out. Like, I feel like it was just out of.

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Just that bitch in general. Like this happened to Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, like Demi Lovato, like all those stars who are just like beautiful, talented, can add, can sing, they can do everything.

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And she's just one of those bitches in the Disney machine, like she just had it coming.

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That's true. I feel like she's sitting in this show. No. Why do I say that, like I watch the fucking show? No, no, no, no. She would never sing in the shower. She did. She was in bizarre aardvark. But then she was in High School Musical. The Musical.

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Oh. When I say Spotify, I thought she just did covers. I thought she was covering songs from the movie. She's a little musical, the musical.

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And that's how she got on Disney Channel. And yeah, she's like the next, you know, big Disney Channel star. So I'm proud of her. She's so good the fuck up.

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She's getting like 13 million streams a day, like 30 million on the one song she put out 17 and now getting my first license, driver's license.

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Damn, it's crazy how to talk is it's like blowing up.

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Everybody in the truck is literally making the music scene that freaks like fuck.

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If it doesn't protect our driver's license would be nowhere, 100 percent would be nowhere.

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And that's why people are making so much talk actually, though, because everybody's on tape talking.

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I feel like I'm on to talk to find like find music that's like popular.

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Really? No, no, not like specifically because I like what I'm on tech talk. I will never know what music is capping off like.

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I feel like talking back, but radio. The radio is playing. What songs are popping on. Tick tock.

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Why just the radio outside of tick tock. Tick tick tock. Really it's not you're not hearing the song anywhere or hearing music anywhere. Very interesting.

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I mean I, I don't, I don't know a lot about tick tock are like the tick tock songs. I'm just different. I'm not like other girls. All right. I just don't listen it. No, no, no. I'm into little Hudis snake and.

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OK, ok. I love you honey, but that's like the only thing I really know about the tick tock kids. Right. I didn't really like.

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Bless you. Bless you. Bless you. Please hold that. Please hold.

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I try to like dive into the tick tock spear but I get so overwhelmed because a lot, so much shit to learn.

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So I just kind of know like maybe like the top six tick talkers which is like including little honey.

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But then I really dove into life. Now we to protect him at all costs but like damn that's crazy about music though because like crazy. I feel like a lot of artists, especially Drake too, who put out music that kind of they make the music just so there could be a tick tock.

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Tick tock. Yeah, exactly.

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It's just what's real, like put the word tick tock and I'm like, oh yeah, it's a little cheap.

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It's weird when you do got like the way around. It's really weird.

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You have to let it come to tick tock, tick tock, do it, do its work and I'll blow it if I could just let it happen.

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Yes, she does it so naturally I think we're, we're working today and her, her music was just playing. I looked at both. It was just like everything is her.

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Is she good or am I just fucking. Is it just me like her. It's just so lost. It makes you want to just bounce off the walls when or she you feel like crazy.

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I feel like that. Like yeah. You're feeling old in a car seat that wakes up to it.

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You're just like yeah. Yes. Oh yeah. You're just like this is every single word she says it just just her like like it's like her.

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It's her, it's her like it's her sound in it and it just oh it hits and like just her confidence exudes. Yeah it is. Yeah.

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And it's just so powerful that you just can't help but just you know, it is all about energy these days when I get to music like when you like, because we know Mogensen has crazy energy. So it just it portrays energy music.

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So like yes. It's so good. Yeah. It's fucking nuts. Anyway, I'll be in a closet with Rachel.

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All right. Where were we. All right. Next time I lost one. Oh, man.

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What the hell is that. What the hell is this. You got it, Mariah. You got it. All right. We got Mr. Takashi. Six, nine, Takashi's six nine and what's his name, Trump Junior Trump Jr..

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Fuck you put that shit back.

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But that's. Show me. Show me.

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We got to Takashi's six nine and Trump Junior Junior.

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I honestly don't know what it looks like. What is it like? Nothing like he's got it. No, I'm not. He's kind of hot. No, no, your career is over, your podcast gets Kantha before it starts. That's how I get my first scandal and that's how I get verified on Instagram. Finally.

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That's my truth. And verified on Instagram. It's striking to you.

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That's actually really, really crazy. You're not very funny. It's because it's not as there needs to be like articles about me that, like, proves to them that I'm big enough and it's like I don't want to be my birthday.

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Going out of the verification is that when people are making a ton of pages of you, that's when you get a verification, because that's the whole point of it. You create 50 Stann accounts.

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Well, I have a lot of stand accounts, but they don't care about that. They want articles that are written about you nowadays, like you have to have, like press now.

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That's bullshit. I don't like that. That's not that. Damn it.

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There's no really weird like I've been trying for years now, but because I'm not like a problematic, I guess like scandalous person that's not in the press, like I don't have any. Do you want to be verified?

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I just I don't really care that much, but I'm verified on Twitter.

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So you want to fuck Trump Jr.

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You get your mystery girl from Jersey on Twitter.

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Hey, I can get from Trump found canoodling with mystery girl.

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Trump spent seven minutes. Hey, girl, you were storming the Capitol.

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You want to come here just for the instant? She's sure just over by the window. Yes. Getty Images. Fuck no, I that's fucked that. All right. Well, why don't you tell me. OK, no. All right. Let me talk to himself.

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Every case, OK, circle rolls in. Hey.

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So I would like to be in a closet with six nine because I just want to sit there and have him be forced to look at me.

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And then I can be like, what the fuck are you doing, bro?

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Like, what are you what is that? What is your motive here? Like, why snitch?

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Why do you why do you like to snitch and why the fuck are you being this person in the music industry. I would, I would have them the cause because I want him to perform for me for seven minutes maybe.

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I don't know what the level level of that's all I have. That call Choshi snitch nine.

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Yeah. Oh shit. Pretty good. I haven't heard that one yet more. I'll wait and wait till the FBI gets this one.

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Put that on a t shirt and put that on the T. Why does he look. He kind of look like a rock star right there though.

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He looks he looks cool. No, but like I would just be like, what the fuck are you doing bro? Like, let's clean up your image.

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Looks like we have seven minutes to figure this shit.

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I love you to produce a song for you really quick and let's get your vocals on there feature and make it beautiful.

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Oh, he hit that shit. Stop that.

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Yeah. Yeah. I still see your face in the white car. I literally just heard that for the first time today.

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I showed it to me. You heard it for the first time today. Yeah. Where have you been brother. That shit slaps.

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It's like knowing that it came from like just a 17 year old girl that just wrote it in her. You could tell she just wrote it in her room, just wanted to put a song out just.

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And it was about her high school musical co-star, the Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens of this generation. And she wrote it about him.

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Everybody wants to go to his house. Everybody wants to go to his house.

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And like like a girl, like just hey, just like her TPE, she's like mine.

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I think right now she's like the number one like in this like right now, like what's poppin off.

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She's like number one right now. She just just for that one song.

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Yeah. Yep. Out of like everybody that's like blown up with like like just one like one wonder hits like one hit one on one hit wonder you know wonder hit the water.

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It's no wonder she's she's like blown all all of us out of the park.

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So just like. Yeah.

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Guy Rock she's very, very, very talented too. Like she's very. She's like the picture perfect, like teenage artist, like she's very, very good, a lot of people, like are dancing to it on tick talk like contemporary dancers and everyone's begging me to dance to it. But it's so weird getting older because I cannot relate to this.

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I dance and things I can relate to and I cannot relate to the happy girl at all.

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It is a great resource to get a driver's license like costume and then just dance to. It's crazy thinking about that though, so you know what I mean.

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Like, it's like if I was a teenager I would be, I would have this on repeat.

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It's a great song. She killed it. Music videos. Great. Like I like, but I feel nothing listening to it.

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Yeah, I really like that. Better to have your relationship. I really like cuts to you on the way home. I just got out of a breakup so I'm like, yeah, Mariah totally broke.

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But then again, I mean, you we don't listen to the words of a song we listen to like the beat of a song.

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Remember, we talked about this like words mean nothing to all good.

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It sounds really good. It sounds like something I want to sing to and cry to.

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So I'm the same way. It's really hard for me to register in my brain what is going on because I'm just like feeling it. I'm like really high. I just read the title Driver's License. I was like, I've been there ten years ago.

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I can't relate.

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It's it's crazy because all like I'll listen to like rap songs are farce and I'm like listening to it. And he does like do you know what the songs I was like. No, he's like dude it's about this and this and like dude he's like, fuck, you know, I don't I was like, how do you how do you even hear that in this fucking song?

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You know, he doesn't dude, I don't know how you dissect sentences out of songs like especially like rap songs like I can't dissect shit like that when I'm so fat.

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I love it. That's cool. And you think that's why I'm so good at, like, memorizing words like lyrics.

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Yeah, I was going to say he like you are a really good rapper.

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Like you have the same tone as, like Mac Miller, kind of like naturally has a good voice, like he has like the same tone is like Mac and like the same flow like yeah.

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He's come back. I love making music. I'm yeah. I was going to I have think of that perfectionist type feeling with music and like something like. When it comes to like me writing, I take so fucking long because I'm like, this needs to be perfect and like I'll have, like, writing sessions with, like Scott and Miles and a couple other people. And I'm like, they're already done. They're like, yeah, you got to fucking you've got to do this.

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I'm like and literally like I said, because I'm stuck on one word.

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Yes. And I'm like, it needs to be right.

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And it needs to be like clever and like that's like, you know, that's something like I've always appreciated like lyricists like I grew up like I never was allowed to listen to rap. But the people that I did, like, get into, like the reason that I got into it, there were lyricists and I was like, this is fucking beautiful. It's and like a completely different background.

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So just where did that go? You don't get that anymore.

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That's where I'm like everything is like like is an entendre. And you're just like, holy shit.

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Like that is fucking clever, fucking crazy. Like especially when you really dive deep in like with your ex and then see the meanings. It's like genius. I always do that, like I'm going genius. And I'm like look on the sides at the annotations and like see what each line means. And it's like three completely different meanings for one line.

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For a lot of rappers like Kendrick and like J. Cole and like all of them, like yo actually fucking crazy. How? Because like I say, amazing. I wrote this fucking Christmas song. It was a Christmas song.

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Christmas said it was refreshing to you. Your baby Jesus Christ keeps coming back into your life, keeps you on the fucking pattern. We love the Lord.

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Thank God he wants a Christmas. What's our school? The Baptist.

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Where is Christian Baptist School?

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He's just unplugged in my brain. I love him. But no, I did this last Christmas. I, I'm taking this like life coaching group for artists like creatives, I guess. And I was having horrible writer's block.

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So like I write music all the time, but I never put it out because I also have the perfection paralysis thing and I just literally have so much pressure on myself.

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And then I was like talking to them in the group. It was like a zoom session.

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And I was like, I just have horrible just writer's block right now. I don't know what the fuck to write about. Like, I just feel so uninspired.

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And then some guy in the group was like, just go on YouTube and type type in Christmas trap, be on YouTube and see what comes up.

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That's literally how I wrote Pussy Poppin for Santa. Oh really? It was a Christmas B and I freestyle.

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That's fine. I was with everything. But you didn't use that beat you just like like you wrote it and then you went to like you found another.

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No, we were literally like we should make a Christmas trap song. No, no I know. But like the beat you found on YouTube, did you use that B or did you, like, write it with the B and then you, like, found A B and then just kind of morphed.

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I don't know if he changed it up afterwards, but it was something like that. It was like we had like the the tempo for like the song that we were going to do. And I don't know if you like, tweaked it and like made his own like version of it, but like we just played like this Christmas B and yeah, he was like, OK, just freestyle and I freestyle the entire pussy poppin for shit.

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It's a good song that was ahead. I was like, yeah, I fucking go and I say, all right, cool, let's record it for real.

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And like he like did like he fucked with the beast for a little bit and then you just kind of like tap into this crazy part of your mind and soul where you don't come up for like freestyle, you come up with the most insanely clever shit and like, wow yourself where you just like.

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How did I just fucking come up with that? It's pretty fucking dope. I literally I put this of Christmas Trappy, the same thing that you did, apparently, and it was like this crazy Christmas. It just hit so hard.

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And I was sitting there while having writer's block and I was like, OK, all right, all right, come to me.

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And for some reason, I was thinking of, like, Santa being a fuck boy.

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I'm trying to, like, try like he's been cheating on Mrs. Claus in the past, but he's trying to, like, get his shit together and he's trying to prove to me what he loves are actually like every Christmas Eve when he goes to people's houses, there's always a bad bitch just at the house and he shows up to to deliver presents and they always tempt him and then he fucks.

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It's just like a whole cycle that he's in.

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So like I came up with this crazy concept of Santa trying to, like, get his wife back to, like, believe him, that he's like a good guy just trying to come down the chimney and get the cookie dough, you know, go on, dude, I, I literally I had, like, my notepad out just because I felt like Eminem. Oh.

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And I was like, oh gosh.

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I was on rhymes on dotcom globe that rhymes with button. And then he was like, go to the greens. Yeah. You're like, OK, you to me your word.

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I was like all right.

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Rhymes with cookie treats be like gingerbread house like I was like really tapping in.

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I just I wrote for two days straight but I don't sleep like I, I woke up or I didn't even wake up.

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The next day I'd like bags under my eyes and I was like, holy fuck.

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All right, I think this is good. And I like looked at it over again and it was just like three pages of these random rhymes. It was like a rap song. And I was like, this seems cool what happened last night.

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Yeah.

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And then I just, like, taught myself how to be on logic and like produce and shit on my own.

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But now I'm taking classes to like, you know, perfecting it.

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But like, I kind of taught myself how to like record and like, you know, mix and shit. So I recorded all of that. And like, it is difficult. It's hard.

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Like, it is like producers. Oh, like, I respect that so much because it is like. They're doing like some crazy science shit in science, that's what they need to teach in school. Hey, you want to be a producer, have your class hierarchy, your class.

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Yeah.

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You know, cause this shit like this shit is making is producing millions, millions of dollars, but they don't have a fucking class for that low education. If you're coming on your class, you know, Hasan, give me your class trying to make a beat or not.

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No one needs to be in a band like you can make it all you do.

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X equals A plus B, who fucking cares? Give me fucking earplugs in your class.

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But that's so true.

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Like if you have the ear for it because like, I don't want to like, brag, but I kind of am that way just because I am that this is a period piece.

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But like that's how I like taught myself how to use, you know, music production, like teach myself how to do it because I have the ear for it.

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I've always have. I grew up in the church, like I said, like my grandparents were singers. They were famous singers.

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I guess, like you said, your grandparents used to Dolly Parton and Frank Sinatra. Can you imagine? No.

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They were like gospel singers, but they were on the radio. This was like, yeah, this is like in the 30s, 40s and like that. And now so cool.

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They met because they were in like, oh, Jesus.

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Well, I guess you have their in the title thing was choirs. Yeah. And then they met, their choirs met and then they met each other. They thought that they were cute and then they're like let's like audition and be on the radio together because like the radio was huge back then. So if you're on the radio, it was crazy. And so then my grandparents just sang songs and do edit each other on the radio and then they fell in love.

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And then had my dad worked out where that chemistry today was, that's fucking that's that's the equivalent of making like a Tick-Tock duet.

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Yeah. And then and like we do edit each other.

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All we do is I hope it's not the same. I say, why is it got to be like, why is it why is it look so bad in that way? But like back then it was just like I mean, back then the way you did it was perfect.

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It was such an song just like natural, you know, and like Turenne like them, like in like scene o brother. Where art thou like we're like in that old school radio station was like singing and it's just like and they're.

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Oh my God. The names mentioned Rutles, Mildred Origer.

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Oh Richard and Richard. It's raging, I don't know Dhanraj so his real name is Richard. And then they called him Dick like it was Grandpa million dead. It was, it was a dick and Millie was like that's you know something like that. So yeah. So yeah I just like I've had it in my blood and where are they now.

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They're oh I never even seven minutes in heaven.

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Yeah. All right.

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Yeah I, my grandma Millie passed when I was like seven, eight. The only memory that I have of her is me walking into her room and she never wig. Oh.

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Oh well my mom came and she's like Saraswathi like oh my God. My grandma was like, oh my God, Barbara, I'm so sorry.

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Yeah, that's my mom's papabile.

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It's like, yeah, such white shit. I'll never forget.

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I accidentally saw my grandparents with all their teeth and to fuck me up just like it was, it felt wrong for me.

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I wouldn't hide that from my I would show them be like, hey, by the way, I don't want to, you know, just get my grandma would like joke around with me.

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He'd be like talking and he would like and like he'd like you to talk. That was just to fuck with you. Just the phone. Yeah. And he would like his teeth would drop a little bit. I would never see the gums but like look at the teeth.

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And I was like, yeah, that was a trick I like.

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It was just like there's a cat carrier actually. Good. Like seeing them without it. Like when I was younger. Oh horrifying. It's like you're a kid, you expect your grandparents to be the same thing and then it just fucks your whole idea up. It's scary.

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That's like the only memory that I had of my grandma. And then my dad was telling me all about their, like, romantic, because I always thought that I was like the black sheep in my family for liking music and like, wanting to get into that.

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I didn't tell you right away that your grandparents were celebrity dad never talked about his family with me.

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Like, it's like weird.

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So not a weird subject, but like he just never really has. And the.

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Other day, we were like on this little road trip, I was trying to get my license updated and like, there's this little town in California, why reconned?

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You know, why them right on the border of Oregon and California.

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And I live in Southern California or southern Oregon. So, like it's like a 30 minute drive.

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So if I ever want to get my gold gold beach, we're Medford. It's like. It's like more east of Gold Beach, but it's like gold beaches on the coast, but Medford is right on the border of California and Oregon, but it's like more mid because it's been called beach.

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Totally.

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It's beautiful. We love Oregon totally. That was once knows a lot more.

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A lot more. How many times? I don't know. Probably six or seven. OK, and so obviously I counted one.

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But hey, Sarah. Totally. You said that one.

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One oh one. No, but anyway. Yeah.

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So me and my dad drove just across the border to California to get my fucking license updated because I moved somewhere else and we just drive across the border just to get that done because the DMV here is fucking a nightmare like Starbucks and don't even like Areca takes five minutes just to get it done. And it's in California, so it just works out for us.

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So we were on this road trip and I was like, my dad's getting older and like I'm trying to, like, cherish these moments with him, like I don't know anything about. My family on that side, like I have no fucking clue, so I was starting to ask my dad all of these questions about my grandparents and like that whole side of my family. And I could tell my dad was like.

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Sitting there really trying to think like he didn't even know, like he really didn't have any knowledge about, like what his dad was like and what his mom was like because they didn't really talk about their feelings and maybe that maybe he never asked and asked.

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And they were also very strict and very conservative and like they just didn't talk about their feelings with each other in the family.

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So my dad just really has no fucking clue what they were actually thinking, because like my dad, he grew up pretty poor and like, it was just like a really bad situation for him.

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So my dad just never thought to ask. When I was asking about my grandparents, my dad was like, fuck, Sara. Like, I, I really don't have a lot to tell you.

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But I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you how they met. Like, that's all I know. And I was like, anything I'm you just give me so little time of play you something you just pass down to your kids. Yes. I keep it going.

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Yeah. And I just always felt like the black sheep because I liked music. And like I said, my parents weren't really musicians. My dad sings sometimes, but not really. My sister had a good voice but like didn't sing all the time. She was like insecure about her voice.

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So I was like, how do I have my family accept me? And then hearing my dad tell the story about his parents meeting.

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It was just such like it felt like a confirmation and like validation from Catalina.

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But like from just like God, like something bigger than me, just being like you're on the right path, like it's in you for a reason to do what you're doing. Like you're not the black sheep like this is in your blood. Like, whatever. So just keep doing what you love. And that's it was it was a beautiful moment between me and my dad.

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Like, it's really hard to get my dad to talk about shit like that. And I just start crying.

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I feel like I'm about to cry like I love my dad, like.

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I know he's watching. What's his what's his name? Richard.

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There's literally I don't want to take my grandfather's dick.

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And he's got white. So I appreciate you all y'all really maybe not cry right now, there is there is a moment right now in the past five minutes where I felt like we were teleported back to the 70s and we brought something seriously.

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I feel like you're a just from the 70s right now. You're an old and you're just here. You're just such an old soul. Yeah. Just the way you're talking about, like your family and everything. It's very rare. That's why it's very easy to go to the gym.

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I just go it's helping. It's helping. But I like it's just the vibe I'm getting right now over the past few hours.

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Oh, cool things. I yeah.

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Like my family means a lot to me and like that was just that was just a really cool moment between us and it helped me feel like OK, like now I can show my dad stuff and my mom stuff and they'll like really start to really try to understand the whole musical part of myself that I do have. But I don't show often because I feel like they just don't get it or care.

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It's kind of like it's also an awkward thing to get into that stuff with your parents or your family. Like, there's so much I want to talk to my grandparents about or my parents. Like, I wish I could have them as a guest on the podcast because I feel like this opens up conversations that, like I have never been had before. Like you'll start thinking about stuff. You're like, oh my God, I've never really talked about this.

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It's just stuff you remember, like, I wish I could, like, have. Like those conversations, because, like, there's so much to be learned and like, yeah, there's so many just like it's hard to get into it, you can't just be like, Hey Dad. So when was what was this? This how do you think?

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You know, it's just like we just for some reason we just get scared to us. I'm like, there's so many questions I want to ask the kid. My mom and dad, they they they got married, had me and my brother, and they split up early in our childhood and. There's so many questions that I have and I've never asked, like I don't know how they met, I don't know what happened, I don't know why they got divorced.

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I don't know how life was.

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I don't know anything about my mom and dad together. And it's so strange to me.

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And like literally the last time I saw my mom, I was just like, mom, can we talk about this? She's like, actually, yeah, we got to talk about and we still haven't talked about it yet. But it's crazy that I'm 28 years old and I still don't know anything about my mom and dad being together at all. It's so crazy.

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But it's it's cool, though, that you're at a point in your life where you can get to know them in that way, where it's not so much of a disconnect, where it's like, OK, you're my child, I'm the mom.

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We can't ever talk about, like, human things, you know? But like now at that age, you just kind of just want to get to know your parents as like humans and just like not like have a friendship with your parents, but just really understand that they are also humans going through the same things that we're going through, too. So it's just really interesting, like. Get to know them, so I think that you guys should like at some point have like your moms, I know that your moms are friends.

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Like, they just they just became our moms and hung out for the first time. We've been friends for eight years, and our moms really hung out for the first time and it went great.

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Oh, yeah, they had a blast that have lost them on the podcast.

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So we get them both on.

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And then as we work, we have to cut out half of it totally because they would do with literally they would just be side borrowing and having their own conversation on the blog.

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And just like in the corner. Yeah, yeah. OK, but that's good about herself.

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I just feel like like a lot of times I just feel like it's none of my business, you know, it's like I feel like it's not like I shouldn't be asking you about that because like I wasn't there, like why do I need to know about this?

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But yeah, we should be we should be like taking that information and like continue like just keeping it alive.

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Yeah.

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I think the biggest thing is I wish like everything in me wishes I could teleport back and see them in high school, like I want to be around them in high school and just like hang out.

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Like if I knew what they like, I feel like I'd be complete.

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How were they were they acting when they first felt like what was the lives like. Yeah. How would you go around the doctor. I know they like met at a carnival on Halloween off early. So they were like at this carnival. They met, I guess, hung out. And the rest is history, but like, wow, I wish I could have been there. Yeah. All I was it doesn't seem real.

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Like like our parents like like our parents as kids. It doesn't seem real.

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Like we can't like there's nothing we can imagine. Yeah. They're just real people. Just not real.

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No. But they were trying to control just like us right now. What the fuck were they doing. Well how are they talking. I pretty crazy. It's crazy.

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My mom finally showed me pictures of herself because she's never ever showed me pictures of herself from when she was my age. Never because she was so insecure at my age.

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And she finally because like I was telling you earlier, like this Christmas was the best Christmas ever for me and my family because there were no distractions, like I could only hang out with them. Yeah, there were people hitting me up. But I'm like, sorry, I can't hang out the pandemic on our road.

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Yeah, I was just, like, forced with my family, but it was so nice. And like, my mom finally showed me pictures of her when she was in her twenties and she was kind of like really nervous to show me. She was like, yeah, like, don't judge me. I was like whenever I wasn't that cute, but she was the most gorgeous, gorgeous. They had different back then. Dude, she oh my God, my mom was breathtaking.

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And then my dad was like just also just like my dad was just honestly it felt like it was just such a cool moment cause I got to see them when they were my age.

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And I've never seen that before.

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And me just trying to picture hanging out with them and like knowing that my dad was so similar to me, like he loved telling stories, he loved talk and like he loved being the centre of attention and he was good at it.

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He was a people person.

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And like my mom is also like just the weird, funny, like ridiculous random one. And just seeing their personalities blend into mine is just so fucking interesting.

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And I just now as I get older, I just really want to ask them as many questions as I can because my parents are older, like my dad is like in his 70s.

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And it makes me want to cry, like I'm really. Oh no, I'm going to cry. Oh, I just. Yeah, I've been waiting for this. Oh my God.

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Oh yeah. It is it is weird back though.

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Definitely moments where I just like talk about my parents, my parents. I think about that. I'm just like, you know, if I can break down.

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I saw this old picture of my parents when I just went home for Christmas and I was staring at it and I was like, they're younger than me in this picture. And I'm just like. What, though? Oh, and like there are together, like you look at this picture, like it's going to blow your head. I have the picture. You want to describe it? It's the actual picture.

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Oh, my God. I'm. Oh, how crazy. Wait a fucking second. How is this clearer than any Instagram picture ever? Really looks good. This is. Oh.

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Oh my God, this is so annoying.

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You hugging me. Oh, my God. This picture's fucking crazy. You guys are with us or the first person to cry. You're not Sarah, Sarah. Look how clear. Look how clear this picture.

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This picture looks. It was taken on a cannonade. Look at that shit.

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This is my parents. These are your parents when they were younger. What is that like? Wholehearted relative sense. What is this from the Civil War? For those of us that we eat all these things.

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Are you going to get dressed up and, like, take a photo?

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Yeah, yeah. I see the hey, I have a picture of my parents divorced. Do you want to see that? Just them. Just like this kid. Just your mom's like holding hands with somebody else behind his back like me.

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Make sure she's right. Oh boy. Is precious. Oh my God. There's so you. That looks so much like you.

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I know your dad is. It's pretty fucking.

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But you know that your parents are we're acting like the same way they act right now in some way.

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So, you know, your mom your mom is just your mom is acting the same exact way, just like the way she is just like would be laughing, just like she's doing the same thing like this.

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But just suddenly it's so funny because you think that the way your parents act is, oh, that's just because they're older. Yeah. It's not the acting the whole time is this, you know, Rhasaan.

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But then they also kind of like close themselves off a little bit more.

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Yeah. They get older. Yeah.

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I feel like you have to let them be open. It's like especially since we're getting older and like our parents want to come out with us and shit like you have to like we're we've been seeing them like Blossom and really come out where they used to be back then. That's crazy. A rebirth, like a second life where they're just like having fun.

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My my mom, when she went, oh, my God, I've never seen her like that in the past 20 years. She's just fuckin she wants she wants to be like eighteen again and not a bad way. But it's like but that's like if if I was 40, 50 years old, I swear, like I know I'm going to have the mindset like where I want to be 18 again, especially when I have kids and I see the way they live, like I'm going to feel like like why aren't you inviting me out?

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Like, why am I not with you guys?

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Are this midlife crisis or a Corvette?

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I was going to work for that. My mom is a fan of every you to my mom bought the water bottle that you put on your story.

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You get the gold water that tells you so funny throughout the day that, oh, no, no. The one that like you're doing you hey, you're doing you're doing great halfway there. I keep going by the gallon water because, like, you should be drinking a gallon of water.

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Dude, she tells me everything she like, texts me and sends me videos. It's like she was like, oh my God, Zane's water bottle. I just ordered wine. And then she's like, she's like, I hope that I get it. Before you go on their podcast, we could send a picture, but I didn't get, you know, just like that.

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Carlie's mom just like that. Yeah, I wish my mom was like that. I wish she was like she kept up to date with everybody involved. You all of you guys. I'm like, you know, it sucks that my mom doesn't, like, really know.

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I feel like my mom kind of watches people stuff like she'll watch people's stories and like go through like YouTube.

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But I want my mom to be like it's a little overwhelming for me because I'm not even like that, like where they know more than you, they know more than me and they just put their all into what I'm doing.

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And I'm just like, oh my God, Mom, I really I don't want to think about. But you have to you have to think about it.

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Imagine like imagine if you're a kid and you're asking everything about like what your mom was doing.

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My mom would tell you.

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So it's like you have what is one thing about like doing what we do that's really uncomfortable because like our parents can see everything. And I hate it because it's like my mom will have a question for absolutely everything.

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It could be one little thing that I said in a podcast or a video or something or did something like, oh, you really had to do this. And it's like I said to her one day, I was like, imagine like I went to work with you and I was over your phone.

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Every fucking thing you did the entire day and had a question about you're really going to take a sip of that coffee in your car while you're on that conference, really literally like the little nitty gritty details about everything about your job, like like semi-solid ignorable that you watch for.

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Like, you know, it's just like everything that we do is just like out there.

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It's such a weird place. It's a. Your job to have. OK, well, let's call this how you do it, because I'm going to fuck up. Yeah, I got you cried. Oh, my God. My. No. Oh. That's what you look like. Jesus. And one of those, like, poisonous caterpillars.

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Laughs We cried. We danced. We last. We cried.

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We did the blast. Oh, shit. All right, guys. Well, that's it for today's episode. Thank you, Sarah, for coming on. And careful your toes or.

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Yeah, Jesus, this is incredible.

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Yeah, it sounds like you're about to cry. This is incredible. No, I just thought it was it was a lot of fun. And I'm just feeling really nostalgic. Just the whole, like, parent like old talk is kind of cool. Guys. Again, she has her own podcast coming out and that's coming out this Friday. So make sure to check that out as well. It's called Cheers, Brother, Brother.

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And it's her cohosting, saying with her best friend, Catalina Kelly. Yeah. Get in there. Get in there years. We got to give a proper promo. All right.

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Well, these are the two fine ladies of the Cheers Brother podcast we are talking about on the blog. So there you go. That I can get you. That's how you blog. That's how you blog.

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There you go. All right. Well, you can check them out. They they upload their first episode on Friday and video on Saturday.

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