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Unfiltered jellyfish, dotcom, 10, unfiltered. Thank you. Hello. Fresh. We got a shorter one. We got ourselves involved. I got the runs.

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OK, give me a second.

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Are we live or are we check once on the shows. How are we sounding? It's the same set every day. What do you do? This looks so good. It takes a picture of this. I like it like it's brand new.

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You know, she'll take a picture of everything. Like these candles will look really nice. The labels will be perfect, just like take a picture. She won't do anything with it.

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But just to have it look at her. She isn't that nice, though, to have someone who's like, they're taking photos of you.

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You know, I know what's crazy is she always is like taking pictures throughout the day and she lost her keys one day. Well, it was a video, right? She she just takes pictures. She's like, where where do my keys go? She's going through her pictures the day and she could, like, see them with her. And she said, OK, well, I lost it in this story. We're at the mall. We went back to that store and you fucking found her keys.

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I found them because they were in I took a picture in another store. We went to this vintage store. So I took a picture of something in a glass case. In the glass case was the reflection.

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I had my key on me, so I saw the key in the reflection.

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It kind of reminds you, Carlene and Karl and Aaron once posted a vlog and one of them lost her keys and they watched the vlog over.

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Oh, really, Aaron? Or I forgot whose keys. Always you see the keys fall out of their pocket while they're filming. So they're able to go exactly back to the spot and grab those keys. It was like in the parking lot or something.

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That's really so crazy. That is some serious investigative. Yeah, that's exactly right. They like you and Matt did some, like, big investigation for a long time. We are. We are. Oh, my goodness. But, you know, we got baby, it's Coppertone, baby.

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Oh, Heath, you were you've lost it. You've lost your Volvo. I did not lose it when we lost the life we lost.

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Scott, this is where you got up a table. What? That was my dance move. You do what you know, you know, right, exactly. Practice what you preach. Maybe you're good at it, too.

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When we went golfing the other day, I was like, you know, thank God I am actually not that old because I'm not enjoying it that much.

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I I really enjoyed the drinking part comaraderie, but like the actual golfing, every time I hit a ball, it went like completely right angle like off to the side.

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I know. I know. You guys are probably wondering who's talking right now. For those of you who don't know Scotty cirE, it's Scotty cirE.

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Is he has a cast member of David Dover Blogs. He was one of the original. Exactly. He was actually so popular and so big where he actually had his own line of merch with David Dobra called not too much Scott. It was too much going on.

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Too much. Oh, my God. Not enough.

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Scott, did you know there's an IMDB page for the cast members of David's vlog squad? I've seen it. And I was in one year of it and everyone else was in like the years afterwards. I was I was there one year and then I was out of the rest of it.

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I wonder if they did that to be funny. There's no way they killing anybody.

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Input on IMDB. I think there's like some questions, like it's kind of like Wikipedia where, like, it has to be approved.

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But I'm not sure the IMDB team probably takes like they probably like they'll take the suggestion, they'll look at it to see if it's true and then they maybe put it on and they can watch one vlog and be like, oh, yeah, Scott wasn't in this one.

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Yeah, it makes sense. He's not in the season's album cover they have for it is.

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It's sorry. Oh my God. It's shit. It's like literally it's the picture that I took from my 100th video. Also the doctor, it's like compressed down into like. This a vertical image where we all look just like this and it has Vork squad in the friends fun.

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It looks really bad, but that's the picture about the band at it. Yeah, but I'm just surprised I am DBI was just like, we're going to use this one because this looks terrible.

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But Zane and I were accredited for a couple of seasons. Yeah. You guys, everyone was on there for more than one season, but Scott was on for the first season and then he was also you also you kind of wanted to cut yourself out of the lot.

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I mean, I never really wanted to cut myself out of the blogs. I did appreciate the ongoing joke. So.

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So a lot of good merch, right, Scotty?

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He got kind of the blogs a lot. So, like, it got to the point where we had to literally start, like, going whether we like it or not.

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You know what I mean?

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Like like there would be days where, like, I had nothing to do and I was just like, OK, I'm just going to go to David's house because I'm just going to.

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It was just the hoopla. There was always something. How did how did your merch do with David? Because I know the most I've ever sold on merch was from like season one. And it was a fuckin a pack of cigarettes that said here in the Marlboro.

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And that was the most I've ever made from merch. I could never do it again.

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But, you know, it's like, oh, yeah, I'm surprised people because it was like kids, because kids like pretty much like back then I feel like it was kids buying them more, more people back then.

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But chiki merch then they do have unfaltering.

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It's because Chiki had like a really good story because she was the maid that was cleaned.

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Everybody's household like you know, I would buy chiki merch because there a story behind it and like the whole I wouldn't be surprised. Over ten thousand dollars. I was so cute and like all the money went to her there was something with it. You're like but I, but I was broke too.

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I could definitely say that like the best merch that I've ever sold, maybe not the best merch but the most sales they ever got was when I was partnered with David to do a 50/50 deal.

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Obviously, maybe I should be bringing the whole team up.

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I should have taken advantage of that. I never did merge with it. I was saving it to come up with something good. I never came up with something good.

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So we just never did a sounds like fun, but that's the way you are with everything is like little a little bit picky. You know, your food with your merch, your drink sucks. I hate it. But what you gonna do. I'm surprised you're doing it.

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I know. So it's like even after like it's uploaded. I'll watch stuff. I would just like fuck that. I have to like sit there to watch it and we're like past the point. We're like, OK, thank God. But I forgot us. People are watching this. It's crazy. People have to hear this and it's like, fuck.

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But we have a what do you do, Mariah, to help us out and make us a little bit better? Oh, I wasn't judging her editing.

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I didn't think that at all. So, you know, I was thinking myself because I sound like a fucking idiot.

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Ninety nine percent of the time.

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And that's her making you sound good. I remember that when I was like editing vlog and stuff, you're like just just cut out all my stutters. Like, don't make me sound stupid. Like you have to like, cut around a lot of this stuff.

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And I mean people watch and they're just like saying you're cutting too much. This is because it's like I like literally editing.

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I would do you just take out breaths to like like natural human breaths. It's like filming is so shaky.

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But it wasn't shaky. It was just jumpy because he jumped in while the chicken cross the road to get to the other side because I film I filmed for four hours and cut it down to thirty seconds.

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I'd be like, why is my box out long. That's all right. It happens.

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Scott, I wanted to ask you this question because it makes no sense to me what is a record deal like.

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I like the way I think.

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I know it's a huge thing. Like you're signed to a record label, you got a record deal and like, that's really big and it's exciting. But I don't know what it means for the people listening.

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I don't know because you're signing Scott. Scott makes really good music if you guys want to check that out. But apparently you got signed, so that's sick.

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I got signed to a record label. It's fearless records. They do a lot of like it's kind of like rock stuff and like punk rock.

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And they've had like right now they have set it off, which is like one of their big people and pretty rock set it off.

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Yeah. With, you know, Taylor Monson.

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She plays Jenny in Gossip Girl, OK, she plays the Grinch.

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She Cindy Lou who. The little girl. Are you serious? Yes. And she turned in as a group. Yeah.

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Damn, that's sick. Do it with her address to what does it mean.

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I did a lot of music independently, which means I paid for everything. Right. And I reaped all the benefits like I kept a hundred percent of the songs.

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Now I'm with the record label and I've been used to, you know, posting stories to promote my songs and stuff like that.

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And hopefully my friends, like the songs are like they come join the videos and they're like, check out this song that my friend made. Now I have more of a marketing machine behind me that can help, like knock down the doors of radio and be cool, put my song on the radio or put this song on the radio for us. And that's what I'm looking forward to, is like the marketing power and a little bit more guidance on like what will work on the radio.

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What kind of song like should I put out versus like. Me, just kind of like making a goofy song and being like, oh, yeah, I'm going to put this out. Yeah. So I'm like, do they, like, front your cost for, like, studio time? Because obviously, like you said, you have to do everything yourself and like, are they like, here's a studio we want you to record out like everything's taken care of and then like.

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It keeps it like in the House, if that makes sense, yeah, it's like I'm still working with a lot of the same people, but they're also putting me in sessions with new producers and people who make different kinds of music and different sounds.

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And they will do like if they really like the song that we made, they'll be like, all right, we're going to pay for this song. We'll put it on the record cuz I want the song. I can pay for it myself and like save it for, you know, maybe when I'm not signed anymore. Yeah. It's kind of like having like a I'm renting a house for a while from my landlord who is his records base. A gotcha question.

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And do they just like do they decide what song of yours is good or like if there's a song that you really like, then they're like, OK, we'll take the song and try to sell. Or is it kind of really? So far to them, I really like I had a meeting with them earlier today, and it's very collaborative like so there's songs that maybe they'll listen to and they'll be like, I see that this song is good. It's like a fan song, though.

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It's it's not a song that we think is like going to be huge on the radio. But I could see why your audience would love it. So if you think we should put it out, then we will, because we trust your instinct. You've been doing this like I have 30 songs that I released independently.

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And now and now with the record label, I get a little bit more guidance and help on how to, like, make something into more of a radio hit.

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Are they able, as your label, able to if there's a song that like they really like and you're like, yeah, it's an OK song, are they able to put it into the radio, whether the radio like approves or not? Like, are they able to make those like decisions or they still have to go through, like trying to sell your song to certain people.

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It's all about personal connections, just like just like being in social media and stuff like that. The reason that we do well is because we make friends with other people who are doing the same stuff. Other big creators collab with them and stuff like that. So when it comes to getting a song on the radio, you want to make a good connection with that radio host. So I go into Kissa FM and like talk to Jojo on the radio and like maybe he'll play my songs more often, you know, like because you're going to kiss me because I don't mean it like that, but like.

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Yeah, like you you become friendly with people and they're more likely to put your song on the radio because you know them and you talk to them and you're like you repost their stories that you scratch, you scratch their back, you scratch, scratch.

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And the funny thing about my back is it's located on my balls. There you go.

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Speaking of music, I feel like I never put on my own show. I've done like one or two songs, but we actually have a song together with Miles coming out in a few days.

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Oh, I thought you like to watch those five minutes and play the whole fucking calendar.

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Really? It sure does vary.

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You're really excited about that song. I think it's so fun. And like everyone that I have showed it to, they're like, this is like a really fun song to just listen to. And it's a it's called Saddle Ranch. So, like, it really resonates with like. All right. And because everyone knows that we were always going to Saddle Ranch. Yeah.

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It's kind of like a if anybody listening knows the song kick back, it's kind of like a part to just for like the duo or the trio dynamic. Yeah. Zatarain's was so good.

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And then it just you just got ruined. Just fuckin I'd like to Saddle Ranch when Saddle Ranch was empty.

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Yeah. Yeah. I used to be so empty. It was, it was our black albar like we would go there and be able to get so plastered that nobody would see us at our worst fucking like time.

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It was a bar that we really got to just be our true selves without anybody else seeing like older crowd.

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Yeah. It was so low key that I could climb the billboard across the street from Saddle Ranch, get butt naked and nobody would see nobody else.

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Nobody would do that. That's why I was just sitting there.

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By the way, if you guys don't know, he literally created Sotira. It's like Saddle Ranch was like not a thing until he went.

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And I mean, that was the thing. It was a franchise.

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But don't know what that is right now.

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The fact that there's fucking paparazzi like they're like it's the fucking w it makes it's like it's pretty crazy. I get so jealous hearing about the story, like because he used to go all the time with Joe.

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I feel so bad. Like I'm not that person. Like I was fucking there before. It was cool and like I made the spotlight.

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You genuinely were like, I'm just a fucking redneck in L.A. and it was like the most redneck people, like, oh, cool country bar.

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It's got a bull. They play music videos for, like, old country songs. And I was like, cool, let's go there.

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I love all the old school music videos they're always playing. Yeah, it was just like this fun atmosphere. And I was like, we went there with our buddy Joe. So me and him went one night randomly. We're like, let's check out this country bar dead, like completely empty.

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We sat there around like the little bar and like we're like, this is really nice. We did it again the next night, the next night. And no joke. I was at Saddle Ranch probably like four or five nights a week and I was just getting blacked out.

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And this is like this is my dark day and it's crazy how big that bar is and how little people are in there.

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Yeah. Like back then, it's trying to experience your friends to go.

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And they were like, yes. What, like a country bar? Nobody wanted to go.

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I remember I was like with someone I liked going in, like hanging out with just like a few friends and like drinking at the bar and stuff. And there was other people like like Todd, for example, was not a huge fan of Saturday night your first because it wasn't like the place to be.

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Yeah, like it wasn't nobody was like, yeah. It was just like boring kind of. Yeah. But we like we like boring.

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But we brought we brought the fun because it was like we came in like a large front, so we went there and nobody else was there. Yeah.

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So you guys brought the fun but you know me. I love just like.

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Being boring just says that's my brain is chill, its reliance relaxing, but I ended up making friends with the bartender Colin and my tab every single night would be over 300 bucks. And he'd just be like, just give me a hundred bucks. Just does go. And it was just like. Every night, so then I say, OK, guys, I have I have a hook up at this spot. That's how it started as a hook up.

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That's why we feel like I started bringing everybody was like, no, like I got everybody, like, I got like a connect. And then, like, we were fucking racking up bar tabs and we were just getting, like, hooked up so fat. And then it was like, OK, this is kind of cool. We had to be under heat, stop and like if I went and grabbed a drink, no discount. Like you got to be under heat cycle.

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Keep in mind, same timeline, me being broke and negative in my back.

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Like, how would you pay for that? This is literally what drove me to make the nights when Colin left before you could and said, oh, shit.

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Actually someone else got it right. It was a fucking hell.

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He could pay a little like 200 bucks, but you'd pay for everybody to drink. You know, it was a good deal. But I just like the hoopla. Like, I clean simple.

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And it was it was like that for maybe, what, two years before we even started inviting people outside of our front door. Yeah.

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And then David started going, yeah, it started like we started inviting people that we just started becoming friends like Stoss. I remember Stoss was like the first person I feel like we made friends with were led to a just a whole nother world of people because we like like that we kept it pretty low key.

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Oh. Say we didn't like.

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And then once we opened it up and like started like bring in like a bunch of other people, that was just well then it started being like that punching bag became a huge thing. Yeah. Oh yeah. Like punching bag was trying to pull out our big dicks and fucking smack like a punching bag, bring in Jeff along to do the punching bag and stuff like that. Became like an Alex earnestine, like the people they just loved. They weren't really about like going there to drink.

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It was more about like the social activity. Right, exactly. Competing on this punching bag and people riding the bull and stuff.

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And it just got it got so big where so many of us are going, where that's like I felt like because David, we would go there, but David wouldn't really film there yet. But he got to the point where it became a second where David was like he he had to film there. We had to go every night just because something crazy was going. People were going there. Everybody that was an influencer or anybody on YouTube would be there and shit was going down.

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And it was like a ritual to like go to Saddle Ranch and then go across the street and climb the billboard. Yeah.

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Like it was a system. It was like a I miss schedule.

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I miss it too. But we quit saddle like someone who was addicted to cigarettes, was trying to quit.

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So we quit it. No, I tried to quit it and quit it one night and be like we're not going to satirise. Then we'd go to Saddle Ranch that night, like we tried quitting. And then it got to the point where, like, a lot of the Tic-Tac kids were going and then like we weren't like quite cool enough anymore. And it was like they were already there, like running shit down. And then we were just like getting there late.

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We're like, fuck, it's packed.

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Well, the the problem was like these tick tock, tick, tick tock. Kids were going, which is completely fine, it's OK. But they were bringing along their paparazzi, which may then ruin everything and their and their loyal fans.

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And it's totally different.

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None of our fans are going to go see us get to a point where there was people like waiting in the parking lot, like you get into the bar because they're too young and they're waiting.

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That's the thing. Nobody I think that people working there were getting annoyed, too. Yes, it's packed. But they weren't buying drinks. Yeah. They were just there to see, like somebody or just because that's where, like, the hype was. Yeah.

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I think I've heard multiple stories from people like Colin that we know that like there's a lot of employees, the turnover, they're super quick because they were just like, yeah, all these people come in, they don't tip, they suck. And there's a lot of people that are not there to drink and they're just like hanging out in the bars, packed. We're really busy, but it's like a lot of water and shit like that.

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Yeah. And business looks good because there's a giant line, but no one is actually buying fucking drinks and actually sitting there and buying but mean some of us were.

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So I wish I knew how much money I've spent.

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I thought I would love it. Like if you could cut me a check right now for what I've paid to Saddle Ranch.

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Oh, man, shit's fuckin private. So, yeah, that's kind of sad. You know, someone who lost a lot of money. That's why we went there all the fucking time every night. We just spent so much money there.

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And the the literal day we got our name on the fucking bar covid shut down like we were.

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So like guys your name is on like come in and check it out the next day. Zollitsch has this has this like around the bar has a place where they put like kind of blind plaques, nothing special. But it's something we're like people look at when they're at the bar. It's like, oh, I wonder who this person is. They must be really important because they must they either must own this bar or they come to this bar a lot.

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And I was just so surprised that Heath, after all this, after the this past year and a half in this place, becoming a fucking Bitcoin center of paparazzi, it looked like a red carpet fucking premiere and they left Heath's name out.

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They should have been there a long time ago because I literally started at Heath and it just became that was more important to me than having a star in the Hollywood.

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Oh, my God. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Looking into that, I'm included in this. Yeah. So it hate it.

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Oh, my God. But like Debtors', it's like the best location of a bar ever. Like the entire that entire strip of bars, all is just so hidden. But that one is just fucking screams.

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I will be everywhere one day. I just want to, like, become successful enough to buy it.

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If my now I own a ranch as a bartender. Do you like it. Like when you go to like a bar and you like see like. Them, like at work, do you, like, miss doing that or you kind of like actually really do bartending was such a fun job and like I worked at a bar where, like, I work Mondays and Tuesdays and it was really slow on Mondays and Tuesdays. And, you know, sometimes I'd have like five people there that would like come through the night and I'd walk into the back and like film of mine was like waiting for their because you just had time because there's like no other.

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And my stepdad who, like, I worked at his bar and he was always like, what the fuck are you doing on fucking vine? You're not going to do anything with this.

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You won't amount to nothing.

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You get on the back of the fucking bar and work like and but then like Fridays and Saturdays, there would be it would be packed because we'd have live bands and loud music.

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And it was so fun to just like be shelling out drinks like and working as fast as you can, sweating behind the bar, then taking shots because it was like I loved you could because you're dancing like the bartenders and like people working like when you could, like, buy them a shot and they're just like. And they'll like, take it, you're like it's got like a got a cool feeling. It's so fun. And I always like when I go to other bars, I'm like, can I get you a shot to like when the bartender's, like, been good to me and shit.

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Yeah. No, I can't like this is like really like I can't do that here. I'm at work and I'm like, damn, that really sucks. Like I worked at a bar. That was fun. Right.

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Orji they should let bartenders. Right. Because there's times where like there's times like parties are thrown and I get drunk to the point where I want to start cleaning.

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So I think it's like I think they should just let bartenders just kind of drink throughout the night if they want, because it just gets them like in that it's really cool. Yeah, well, they're social better tips.

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I think if there wasn't money involved, they would they'd be there.

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They're like gambling, you know. Yeah I know.

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Like, like I worked with a couple of older Irish guys that are slinging the you fucking cunt and you dumb fucker and shit like that. And like I'd want to start drinking earlier but like the fifty year old was like, we wait till twelve before we have a shot.

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Oh there's like, like a boundary that's close to it and you wait till the night kind of dies down before you're like, all right now I can kind of get wasted because it's not that many people here. And then we'd all like three o'clock comes around, the bars cleaned up and we're all counting our tips, like drinking and like just chatting with each other.

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And like that was like the most fun, like the camaraderie with like your co-workers, like you're getting wasted counting your money.

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Like it was so fun. It's so it's so crazy.

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Like the whole bar atmosphere and like liquor store type thing. I went to the liquor store down the street and I was like trying to like, not have alcohol, like just be like sober whatever.

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For January. It didn't work out. I tried my hardest.

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I made it over halfway through, but I went to the liquor store down the street and I was like, do you have any non-alcoholic, like whiskey or any sort of like spirits? Because, like, it's kind of becoming a pretty big thing. Oh, my, no idea. What they do is they got heartburn from that. Oh, my.

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Oh, that hurts my soul. Non-alcoholic whiskey. Why I knew in my life that.

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Oh my dad. Yeah. I would see him of this shit like because people around him like people working like in his job, like when they have parties they'll be drinking, he'll order them like that. But you don't need a fucking order a non-alcoholic beer to like.

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It sucks that everybody knows. Oh dools as like fucking non-alcoholic dools like if it was another name you could like passes is like drinking with the boys.

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But you see somebody with a beer is not going to be drinking without alcohol, without being drunk.

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I imagine the fucking calories in the carbs for no reason. No reason doing so. It gives you more energy.

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There was some like TV show a long time ago where it was like how many like they did like this drunk wrestling thing or boxing. Right. And they had to like it was like beer Olympics, but with module's and they were like trying to get drunk because it has like point one percent alcohol or some shit.

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It does. It's got us a little bit. Yeah, well, my dad did the same thing.

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I quit drinking when I was like ten and he like switched over to module's for a while.

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He's just down in the 30 Rock of course, to get a buzz shrugging it.

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It's it's the least simple way in a religion to get drunk like that.

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OK, but I went there and I say, do you have like a non-alcoholic Stephanie? Like, looked at me is like. Where a liquor store fuck is wrong with you? No, seriously, like he gave you the weirdest fucking look and he was like, our clients are alcoholics. Like, that's who we cater to. And I was like, I get that.

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But like, you're he's right that no one's going to a liquor store on just way.

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No, but like, it was it was weird. I was just like, I understand that. But like. This would be the place for people like. Deuce, like, because I've tried non-alcoholic stuff before. OK, it's great, whatever, and then he's like, nah nah we don't have that, we don't have this now. We catered alcoholics.

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I was like, all right, cool. We'll think he'll try somewhere else. And like, as I'm walking away, he's like. Actually, dude, I have heard of it. I know what you're talking about, and I was like, so you do have it. And he's like, No, I don't have it. We actually had a huge taste testing. The whole company had to sit down and like they were trying to get us to carry it.

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We didn't want it. And yeah, I know what you're talking about. I we don't have it. I'm really sorry. I like I.

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Why did he seem to be so nasty? Because he probably regrets it now because like people are probably asking for it now. It's like a new thing that like. Yeah.

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Oh I still I've not heard of anybody driving up and coming really probably is getting more and more people.

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He's probably like that is a little like your business.

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Like you're like getting people off of alcohol, right. Well, I mean, it's an amazing option for people to have like that are trying to stop like. You get so so what it is, is they do the exact same process of making a whiskey or any sort of tequila, whatever it is, and then they extract I don't know how they do it, not a scientist, but they extract all the alcohol out of it at the very end.

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So you have that same, like, flavor and like feeling smell, you know.

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But, you know, the thing is that you don't talk about it, all right. But you just don't get the feeling.

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I know.

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But, Heath, I don't I don't understand why somebody would want to drink a beer or whiskey or a. So if you're so if you're trying on getting drunk. Right. It's it's like it's kind of like the consequences because we have to fucking trust me.

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I know what you're saying. And when I did like this whole half the month, I was like, good. And then there was one and I was just like, I'm just craving like a whiskey on the rocks. Like, I just wanted it, but I didn't want to get drunk. I was just, like, wanting that flavor. That tastes like the whole like the fact of like sitting down, like, I'll go buy my firepit and like, I want to just have like a glass of something like kind of buttery hot cocoa.

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No, I didn't want chocolate.

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Like, I wanted like a whiskey feel. And if you got a whole bunch of boys it around there all drink and you will like want to be part of the fun, like as long as you're holding something like at a party they say like if you don't drink a jewel. Well I mean they got nicotine in it. Yeah.

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No. You want a cigarette.

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I'd like to say I just actually worse but I'm saying they have options on non nicotine. Like smoke.

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Oh like puffs. I don't know what. Yeah I know what they're called. Holy shit. This is full sky. Oh it's very wet though. I think the shot. I know this sounds really stupid. I like in my opinion, I think that option works if you're hiding it from everybody.

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I know that sounds weird, but like if you're hiding from everybody that you're not drinking something that's alcoholic, then I think that's a good idea.

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I'm like an old Jewelz beer. If you put it in a cup and you're like, I'm drinking beer to you, why did you want to enjoy the time and make people think that you're drinking too? Because like because people do like if you're if you're shady, it sounds like Adam Sandler in fifty first degree. Yeah. Yeah. These are actually non-alcoholic drinks. I just want you to feel like you're loosening up but actually not lose any of your senses.

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Just the one person sounds a little wrong just for the one person though.

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Like if everyone is drinking except for Heath, he comes out with whiskey on the rocks. People see the whiskey. They're not going to question it. He gets to enjoy the time with that. Right. Right. But this but like with people that you don't know, I guess.

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Yeah. I mean, if you're like Johnny, if he if he was trying to hide that he was drinking, was not drinking with the group of us and he had like an old Dools, we would all be like.

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Right. It would look like you could just not drink if you want, like we know you.

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That's why I'm saying like yeah but it's a secret.

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I don't know, like yeah I used to think it was stupid and then I was like, no, I get it, I get it. So short of water. No, it's literally I'll put this into perspective. Why do people drink decaf coffee? They like they like the taste, right, my my dad, when he quit and he started drinking, it was because it was like the closest thing he get to the taste of a beer. Yeah.

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Without it being beer, it's not like he didn't think he was going to get drunk. It was just like I missed this, like it was a ritual performed.

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A lot of people don't want to get a fucking caffeine like. It's just like I like coffee, I like it, I know I get the taste of coffee, coffee tastes good. I feel like whiskey, like it's a whiskey. I think I think it's great. It's a nice, buttery kind of like I really don't love the guy like that.

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Like, that confuses me. But it's a habit that you form right from the habit of drinking this thing that tastes this way. So when you want to quit the alcohol portion of it, you can still get half of that enjoyment from the flavor, right?

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Yeah. You know, I like quitting addiction. Addiction for addiction. I feel like that makes sense. It's kind of like a nicotine and that's what it is.

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Those drinks are made for people who are. Yeah, like people who like wean off of like, OK, if that's the case, the right people who wean off. Like when I was weaning off the jewel, I switched to like a non nicotine like puff thing.

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And it was like I was like the water vapor. Yeah. It was like the still hand to mouth. Which was helping with that like addiction, part of like just constantly doing that, but without having to be like. Getting the ship. Yeah, I tried, I tried it, I was walking my boat one day, I was like, I'm going to try because I have a stack of all those. What are they made out of vapor, whatever, like.

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The like, the ripple, the ripple ones, what are they made out of some sort of there's no nicotine or like it's actually not bad for you.

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It's literally just something to learning about this, because we started a CBD company and our friends use like it's oils. That's how you pay me.

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And that was good.

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And but then when you think about these puffs, Jay was telling me about it, that you're actually there's it's like plastic that you're smoking. There's like glycerin and weird shit in there that you're smoking and you're smoking plastic. It supposedly passes right through your body. But obviously it's not good for you. So that's why there's other things with other options where it's just like straight up flavor, CBD, oil. And you can just if you have that addiction to, like, putting something in your mouth and sucking on it, which a lot of people have.

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I have I have that addiction a little bit. A little bit.

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You can you can try to wean yourself off by using a cleaner substance that doesn't have that plastic product. What's crazy to me is like the whole. Vapor like a like a puff type thing, it used to be like this is the healthy option, like quit cigarettes, you need to get on electronic cigarettes, like this is the way to go.

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And now I'm hearing like, oh, yeah, that they're way worse than actual cigarettes.

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I think that the only reason that they're actually worse is because people will have do it all day, all day long, whereas they want to put the cigarette all the. Yeah, you're going to walk outside 24/7, a fucking cigarette in your mouth.

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And there is people like that too. But like that.

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That's the thing that worries me too. Oh my God. That's that's so bad. Like back when we looked at the apartment, it was just his spot was on the balcony that was just like where he was at all, you know, those big, like, blue fucking water jugs that you flip upside down for, like a fucking thing.

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I would fill up like some one of those every month.

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So I started looking like the Game of Thrones chair, looking like this sculpture that you could sell for.

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I would stick my cigarettes in top and do remember I remember coming over for a visit and seeing, like, just cups full of it or like the trays like full of them and like, you know, it happens smoke.

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You don't you don't throw things away.

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Very good.

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I used to get super anxious when I smoked weed. And I think it's because, like, I've grown up and I'm kind of like growing out of my, like, more anxious phase. But like, when I smoked weed a long time ago, I get super anxious. And it depends on people always say, like, it depends on what you're smoking, but like it was anything for me would make me like I'm super paranoid. I'm in my head.

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I don't know what I'm saying. I feel stupid. And like CBT doesn't do that, obviously, because it doesn't have the THC at all. Yeah, it's great. It's fun. It's well, it's not fun.

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It doesn't do a lot of people.

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You smoke and you'll be like. Did it do anything right? But like the idea that it is reducing anxiety, the idea that there is scientific stuff that backs that, yes, it's almost a placebo without getting high.

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Yeah, it's all the positive, like side effects.

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I'm relaxed. I'm not giggly, but I'm relaxed. I'm not paranoid. But I'm not actually I don't have the negative or the like the fun side. But you're still like you're chill.

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I'd like to take CBT, OK. And shots of tequila. I like CBD like like like an hour before I go to sleep.

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So it really relaxes me and it makes me tired and then I fall asleep. Yes, if you guys check out I the oils that he has really good water in the coming you or so should have brought some won't put his link in the description.

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Go gives you guys one of those examples are the fucking best thing Jay and I were talking about. Like I was like I want the watermelon gummies to be don't be sad watermelon. But we had to do we were like, all right, don't be sad. Should be multicolor because you do all the multi-color. Sad thing. So we have like the multi flavored CVT gummies for don't be sad, but the watermelon ones, those are really good.

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Those are fucking things you guys need to come up with. A whole ad campaign for those watermelon gum is like, I don't know why, but like like those are so good and I feel like it works really well. But yeah, those are unreal.

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We can stop plug in my CVT company now. Hey, hey. Keep going. Keep going. What you got on them before we keep going?

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I was literally I was speaking of going up ten minutes ago.

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I also I also have to urinate. Perfect.

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Now back to that episode I was just thinking about.

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We just took our like, pee break. How this must be a nice release for you guys since we have to, like, sit in our house a lot of the time now, like you guys have this one night of the week where you have a guest on and you guys drink and you loosen up. It's kind of like a little party that you do in your podcast for it.

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It's kind of this is like our one night a week to drink. It's weird.

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This is like this is the one podcast where I feel like we drink a lot and the next day I wake up like not hungover because I feel like we're drinking for work here.

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Just love it. Makes it okay. I think I think God is just like you're not going to get a hangover king or because you were drunk enough for a show.

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Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm. I give you this one every week. Once a week. But but, but but being in David Flogs is work, too, and I get really bad hangovers when I drink for cash. Well, that's a different kind of work.

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That's kind of like you need to be blackout drunk. You need to be hungover in the morning, because I want to film that, too, maybe being blocked out of my personality.

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And I'm not a personality trait and I'm proud of it. I'm proud of it. I'm 28 years old and I'm an alcoholic.

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Cali posted something on her story of like us wrestling and in like Zed's pond.

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Oh, no, that wasn't us. That was a case. That was a case that I know I never do. But that's how we would never do this sort of stuff. Yeah, but looking back at that, I was like, damn, I was really doughy.

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And I like look back at photos of myself when I was like I had like, peak confidence here and I did not look good. Like, do you fucking like I thought I changed a lot over the years, like with my, like, appearance. You have changed so much.

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It's unreal. It's like your mom here. Danny Day. Hey, hey, wait.

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That's sensitive. That's a can we tell that story real quick.

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How that, like fucked you up mentally for all of us. All laugh Yeah. We're right in the middle of it. Like an electronic like dance. Race. Yeah. Festival. What was what was that first of all?

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I don't know. It was so er er and seashells er and style er er good name er and style also and it was er in Cartagena and we were in the middle of the show and everybody was just literally everybody was good. Have a good time having the greatest time of their lives. We're just like we're loving the music and all of a sudden this kid just turns around and looks as God everybody sees and we're all like this kid turned around. We were all like OK, what's good about us?

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He goes, You have mom hair.

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And we're like, right, this guy's face. We're like, OK, OK, wait a second. Let's see where this is going to go. Maybe it's maybe it's a one of our one of the people that watch us. Maybe they're making a joke.

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And he he no, it was it was it was the one comment he made. And I was like and it was a not and he wasn't even smiling or nothing.

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And we're like. Oh, this is going to be something and then, you know, the way I respond to shit like that, I'm like, Oh, thanks dude, we had this huge party girl party guys like, am I a hot mom? Yeah.

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You know, my mom had kind of hair like this for a while when she cut it short. I guess it's so funny because I remember, like, we we like, talked about it right when it happened. We laughed. You brought it up again in the car on the way home later on that night. I was just like. You know, do I really have mom hair like it really started sitting with you? I don't know if you guys are like this at all, but the way that I am, if there's any sort of like potential for confrontation when it happens, I'm like I totally brush it off and.

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Yeah, yeah. No big deal or like, thanks. Oh cool. Whatever.

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And then like later on I'm looking back and I'm like, I wish I saw that fucker in the face like fucking you know, you build up. It's like what could have happened if I had a little bit more of a backbone.

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Mean you don't have the balls to turn around and say some shit like that to somebody. I would never say that because you're literally asking to be hit in the face, but you didn't get hit in the face. And that pisses me off that he didn't, like, get what he asked for it.

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Could you imagine, like like we're going to say like he deserved it, like fucking asshole. He should have got stuck in the face. But like, could you imagine me like, dude, why did you punch that guy is like, well he said I had mom here.

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You would look like a fucking asshole. Like it's like, OK, it really wasn't that big of a deal. And all the situations that I make up in my head, like my mind's running and I'm just like, well, this could happen. This could happen. This could happen. Guys, he didn't. I want to make it very clear this guy wasn't just like you have mom here. It was like it was in a tone where it's like he wanted to he didn't like Scott.

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It was just like, fuck you. You your hair sucks.

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Your hair looks like a mother I like. I think it says it's like it's something you can't control. It's as equivalent as saying to someone, hey, you're fat. Like it's like you're still judging someone's appearance. And to me that's just fucked up. Yeah. And you're asking to be hit and you do deserve to be hit.

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If you're going to be just be like you suck like this. You look like this.

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You suck. Yeah. And there's like it's kind of like one of those instances that you're like Instagram comment in real life, like no one's going to say this shit to me in person, but I expect it on my Instagram photos, you know, like, oh, you hair, you kind of look like you have like mom hair or something like that. But like when someone turns around and says that to your face, you're like, you can't believe it.

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OK, I would expect this on like a photo that I posted.

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But like for someone to walk up to me and say this to me in person, I'm like, do you think it hurt a little bit more because you truly felt like you might have had mom here?

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I mean, I got my hair cut. Like, I know that's been like shit hits me hard, but, like, really worked up if I like, you know, it's kind of true because you had, like, that curly little mob that you had some, like, highlights, too, because I had like I had kind of bleached it before I let it grow out and they're like high. You had you had them like the mom from that 70s Show haircut.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, it was just it was wrong. It was wrong place. Wrong time. It was wrong hair. Wrong. It was it was it was a take tock comment and real fucking life straight up because to talk comments are like the worst things at the top of the fucking page.

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And when you see it, we were talking about this a little bit earlier. Like sometimes when I see like a gossip type tweet or an indirect or something, it's like a fucking like I forgot about Scott. And it's like, imagine if someone walked up to you and was like, oh, my God, I totally forgot that you you were like a thing like exist. And I'm like, cool. Yeah.

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We're we don't think about this. We were we were out we were selling the job. We were doing a job in San Francisco. We're walking across the street and we crossed by these two girls and they stopped us. Do you remember what they said?

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I said, oh, my God, you guys, we're on Vine. And we were like, oh, yeah, we were. Hi, how are you doing? Like, not a fan.

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Oh, know, we laughed out loud and we walk like I like it the way I think the way these girls said it, you had to respect it.

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It was just so on point. It was like, hey, oh my God, oh my God, you're so big. But not a fan. It was just like that, like not a fan. And it's like you can't be mad at them because it was just like an opinion, like a very of them.

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But at the same time, like it was disrespectful. Yeah. Just wrong. Like the stuff that comes out of some people's mouths. I'm like, I understand if they're shocked, like initially, like if they didn't expect to see anybody, they're like, oh my gosh. And that's the the truth just comes out. Yeah. I kind of get that. But like don't you know, as a human being like. If you know something nice, and probably that girl probably follows her one chance to say she will never see these guys again, we we're in the city where they I don't think they see a lot of people.

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So they're just like, oh, my God, how I feel right now.

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I think people just don't like that fucking like the switch of like what to say, what not to say, as I'm saying.

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But this guy for saying you have your mom here. But I'm like with these girls because men are trash and we respect the female. That's what men are about, so to speak.

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Your truth, unless it's hurtful and fuck you like the way that the way they said it, they weren't being they weren't being disrespectful. It was like they wanted to not a fan.

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So that was kind of bad ass the way it came off because they were like escargots. It was kind of hard, but like they just didn't give a shit.

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They weren't trying to be mean. They were just like, oh yeah, you guys I know you guys just want to let you know, though, like we're not fans maybe meant.

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Oh yeah, they were triangles or whoever. You just plain old fans.

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We're just like we're going to feel better about.

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Yeah. Maybe they play a different way. They're not I'm not a fan of what they were saying.

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Like we're not fans. We're cool. I promise we're not.

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Scoppa they walked by. Scott was just like that was hot grabs. Hey, hey.

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No, but it reminds me of that fucking Eminem song that you're just plain old Marshall to me. Yes.

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That's not exactly what they were trying to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a superstar, but like you're not.

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But there are some that that Scott was like, oh yeah, go run.

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That game was the lyrics also reminds me of the closer we get back at home, like when we see like old friends and they're just like, you guys aren't funny though.

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We're just like, oh, you guys want to talk about how many people from like, yeah, what's it like? Because you're like you followed us because they're like Scots from pretty close to here.

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Huntington So. Yeah. What is it like being like. It's still close, but also having that same like. Internet celebrity. I like go back in like to Hannington, like I've been like a few years ago and stuff like that, like there is a lot of people that are like I used to like interact with. And they followed me on Instagram. I followed them and like they unfollowed. And the logic behind it is like he gets a lot of likes and his photos.

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And I don't need I don't need to like like his photos anymore. And I don't really like you know, I just don't care.

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I'm going to follow, like, whatever it's like it's almost a little bit of like a salty situation, bitter.

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That's like like this kid was a loser in high school.

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Yeah. I see. There's times where I don't think it's better because my my best friend L-A one day we were talking about it and I because I see everybody that I follow that who likes the pictures.

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And there is a time where I felt like I feel like it's so weird. I hate even talking about this, but I wasn't like I wasn't liking pictures and I made a joke.

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I made a joke. Right. Right. And she was like, oh, it's I just feel like I just feel like you won't see mine, so I just don't do it.

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But she said it in like in the most truest way possible, just like I don't do it because I just feel like you won't see mine. But you have to understand from their point of view, they go in, they see thousands of people liking it. So when they're just that one person, they probably don't feel like they see it. It's so interesting because because they don't know what your notifications are like.

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Yeah, I have mine set. So it's like friends, people that are yellow, like I get notified and when I check my legs I'm like, which one of my friends likes this post? And that's how I like really judge. And I appreciate.

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I appreciate, I appreciate like every like or whatever.

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But like, I look at the people that I follow and see, like did my friend did Zain like my post because like these are my closest friends and like that's an important like. Right, right. If they don't like it then I know that like it's not a good post, you know.

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You know, it's really funny.

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I've as I've been falling off and I've noticed more of, like, people back home liking my pictures than like our Internet friends, maybe because they see you'll see it because they are so.

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Oh yeah. We got to get his. And he's like, oh my God, he is driving less chemo. And the guy is saying, like he needs you.

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When you guys fucking hated me and I was dancing around in my underwear and like really showing off, like I would like smile and all. Oh yeah.

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We hated I hated that. Hated you want to be crushed on tech top.

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But I think about that so much more now when I post things. I mean like like I. I do things that is like for my audience, I'm like I know that, like the people that follow me are going to really enjoy this. But then I also now more thinking like, but what are my friends going to think about this to like my like close friends? Like, are they going to think I'm a total loser because of this post?

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Like, am I showing off some stupid shit that, like, nobody cares about except for like. I don't know how to position now, the way now I see my post as not as friends from back home, I see it now as friends that are here right now because friends from back home, I like it now. It's not even friends from back home anymore.

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It's just they're not there because I haven't even talked to the. More than welcome home is still so what are you doing now that Vine died, that everyone ask a question that Heath and I get still when we go back on what he is doing just fine is done.

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They have no idea what we're doing right now, which is pretty crazy, kind of cool.

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But like Vine hit that demographic, like I feel like tick tock is tick tock hit the same demographic, that line in Florida and also that they're just that's when we jumped on and everyone was kind of into it for a little bit like it was like, all right, Vine, we jumped on it. And everybody in our realm, like, knew about it as well. They're following it. Now that we've branched off into YouTube and stuff like this.

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It's so saturated. So many people are doing it. It's like you're not there. You're not going to pop up on everyone's timeline anymore. You're going to pop up on you're like the people who really want to watch. Exactly. Online.

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So where were we?

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So we just play a game of Scrabble. Yes, I'm in I'm into Scrabble Manieri actually.

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Very good. I love Scrabble.

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We don't know a lot of big words, but man, we sure get to the first place tennis and Maria will add a call to that.

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I'll add heds IMGs and ECES to other people's long words in the game, like the world would be smarter, not harder, the way the word would come to us and we put us in front of it.

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Scrumptious. Oh, that's great. That was great. And Gumshoes Graham showed that.

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I said, though, like, you'll put a word down, she doesn't have anything. She'll put two more and then hit the triple fucking point and just take it.

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Like the other day Heath and I played and one of us had the word limps on it. It was probably me with the S at the end and he couldn't find a spot.

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I was like, you got to be so good. Makes blimps so fun.

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It'd be like Scrabble. It's those travel squares I really get you. So was that actually a thing? Are we going to play Scrabble right now? No, no.

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My dream I just saw under the table, so I thought I'd bring it up because I used to be really good at words with friends. I used to play with my friends and I fucking went every time.

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But my words were ice tent and is you got it.

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Fun to hate your eyes and b b he plus another E at the end be sixty five for you.

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This is so funny to me.

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They should make a poker for words with friends. Scrabble we fucking won for most of the episodes.

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Got your sleeve was lined up with your tattoo perfectly and I was watching it inch further. I was like please no no no no no. And now it's not in line with it like it was. It was to the line like Red Mariah. Yes. And it was wrapped around it perfectly. Right.

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I have ADHD appointment. Do you want to do. Oh my God. Then I started thinking about like how far like what I put naturally put my sleeve down did you. On purpose. But that's where it naturally goes. Hmm.

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I think people were commenting than in aviation.

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Why you to remind yourself why I said people in the comments. Why is moribund so quiet.

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Oh, I said I tend to just pull it down a little bit.

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That is so satisfying. That sleeve is right there on that. I had to wait. No, it's not anymore. I'm very upset.

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I find that people actually like live comment, like they'll comment as soon as something like they don't wait for that to finish and then they'll respond to themselves like, no, I just spoke too soon. Yeah.

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Like just politically, I guess you know why I when I watch YouTube videos, I scroll through the comments as I'm watching.

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So you like I've never tried, but like I feel like you could just comment as you're like, like, I mean, that's that's not everybody taking other people's words and fucking believe it. Like it's just like what are these other people think I'm going to agree. You're not going to make my own fucking mind up. I'm just going to believe what everybody's saying. I know what I really people do, too. They like us. When someone says something really funny, they say they quote it because if they're the first ones to watch it, they'll quote it.

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And they're like, I got it up there. I want to be that time.

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Somebody really so funny, like the whole like the top comment on like Take and YouTube videos will literally be a quote from the video.

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And it's just like, you know, that was in the video. Yes, it's true.

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Sometimes it's spelled really funny, like exactly how they're saying it in the video, which makes it funny or like the emojis. Right. Right. Oh, that's what makes my videos funny, too.

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Yes. It makes the show fun, the closed captioning when like it's spelled out the way that it sounds in the video.

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Yes. They like let me give you a tour, too.

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So it was like, yes, he does he w o o w a I say they should have a video on for commenter's like committers need their own fucking their own time because these commenters are funnier than the fucking dork docs. They all meet up and make their own shit.

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I don't know, they all know they can make videos but they should just make their own comments through some sort of I can just keep it going.

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That is such a big thing about like I can watch it tick tock and like not think anything of it. But I'm like, I wonder what people are saying about this and look at the top three.

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And I'm like, when I went to the. So much, but I tell you, I ran real quick while we were just talking about your tattoos, I wanted to say something because you have a really interesting set of tattoos.

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I pride myself on it. Yeah.

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It's just kind of like they all have a meaning. Like your sleeve is destruction to creation. Yeah. And your chest is apathy ism. And you have a bunch of different like religions. It's very contradictory tattoo. I have a bunch of intelligence and my apathy ism tattoo is like I don't really care about religion. Right. But I assigned my own meaning. I was like, I don't I don't care to choose a religion, but I respect other people's.

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So here's a bunch of people's different religions on my chest area, which is which is really you.

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You came up with vulcanism. You started this.

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But I'll never forget we were sitting in the hot tub one day and I felt so fucking bad. I like I saw it. I didn't want to say anything because, like, nobody likes getting their tattoos picked apart. Like, I've got I've got shitty fucking tattoo. My shit looks fucking horrible.

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You know, when you go to this one, you know, and I remember looking over at Scott's chest and I was like I was fascinated. I was like, wow, he's got a new bass, he's got booty.

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He's got all these different, like gods across his chest. And I looked. And Anubis on his chest. Has two right hands like this, and I was there and I was like, fuck, fuck, and I was like, I like I had to say it, but I felt bad because I knew it was something he had never noticed before. And I was just like, fuck. But I had to. And I was like, Scott.

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Scott was given notice. You just had to like your dude has to right hands, yeah. He's like he's like, what are you talking about at that moment? You want to just but, you know, like, I couldn't fucking help myself.

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I had I had no idea.

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And honestly, I don't want to let you know. Same energy as mom here, kid.

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You came and he noticed that he had to let me know that was it.

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Anyway, that guy wishing you fucking fucking ducted right in the face.

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You know, I had never noticed it before.

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And I had that tattoo for years on my chest. And he was the one to be like, yeah, you got to right hands with that guy.

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But just maybe he's always right.

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OK, yeah. Yeah, very good. Not bad. Take the Scrabble board.

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Probably going to cut that one where it cuts to me.

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I'm just by myself. Why, why is that God.

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More right than anybody else. Because he got to right hands. Oh man.

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I'm sorry. It's OK. I forgot about that so I'm surprised to see it.

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I'm surprised you about you know, because I mean, I don't really do this very often, so, like, I wouldn't notice.

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But I mean, when my search history. Scotty Siah shirtless.

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Sorry about that.

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It's OK. I totally get it. You know what I could see you doing, man?

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If this whole thing doesn't work out, you could tell us.

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As I know, this is like Scott's thing, though.

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I can see you making like jingles for commercials and stuff because, like, you would be so good at that.

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I was thinking of, like, the full house episodes. Anyone watch Full House? Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a full house episode where Joey and Uncle Jesse were coming up with a jingle for a cat commercial. Do you remember that one at all? And that's exactly what I can see him doing.

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How do I look at the music that's on my phone? Did you make a jingle for commercial?

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Geisert is the name of that you? Yeah, it always helps me clean my room. Yeah. Here you should clean yours. Do because it's called. Listen, it only takes a minute or two to care on the floor. Clean it up quick. Got my water mountain and you manage it so. Yeah.

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Yeah that's a ditzen. That was a Dyson.

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It was like this really portable orange stick vacuum. Pretty expensive but it was, it was incredible, affordable and easy to use.

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Wow. That's exactly why I did that. Wow.

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That's really I can't believe you put that in his head so fast where he came up with it just now.

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He did that in the back was crazy.

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So was it. Actually, I just came out two years later. Was it actually a good vacuum?

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Oh, it was good. It was a great vacuum. I looking for a new vacuum. I loved how simple it was to use this, not a hattery.

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Let's just move, Dicen. Like your vacuums are good for. Not my best, but I wanted to cut that just cut that cut, cut. All right.

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This vacuum sucks the most sucking sound that is at the office when he made the vacuum that cleans up toys.

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Suck it, suck it.

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It was the old CEO of the company and he got, like, fired. And he invented something else. And he had his kid, like, playing with it.

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He was the kid was on the drums.

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Suck it, suck it fok. I watch every episode like three times.

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How do I not remember that saying nothing anyway. You want to rap us out of this. Uh yeah. Thank you for having me on your podcast. It didn't go by too slow. It went by so fast.

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Everything is all right. You ready. Yeah. Let's close this shit out. Oh. Where are you going.

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Nightingale. I drink on here like I'm pregaming for something like, hey guys, let's wrap this up.

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I got stuff to do but I thought I'm pregaming every night for bed yourself in the dead of night.

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OK, well guys, we're the end of our show. Make sure to buy guts I CBD products and his Dyson.

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Thank you. Yeah. Well thank you guys so much for having me. I appreciate it. And I really do enjoy your coffee as well by the way. Thank you. What's your favorite T-shirt? Vanilla.

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One hundred percent. Wow. That answer I have found that the tuition is best over ice. That's my favorite. Like. Oh I like it.

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Well, yeah, I never did you just watch Cali's video that I know she likes it. She said that she was like, I mean she took the decision and she's like, I feel like I need to have this over.

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I said, oh it's so good, that's so weird. Cinnamon French toast. Like hot like nighttime is like a good like. Yes. Kind of like sweet little tree.

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I haven't had any of these over ice yet. Neither do only Sahelian. You could pour it like Bruett in the cup over ice and it's. Guy for a little guy to forget is having a little iced coffee when I go. Thank you guys so much for watching.

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You can catch the audio version every single Monday on Spotify, Apple or any other sort of listening streaming app or other listening action.

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All right. Stop at Apple. Every time I've heard on my Apple five, I heard your podcast on Pandora. I'm like, which have Pandora. How the fuck?

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Oh, I heard a lot of people listening. I heart radio. It just goes on shuffle on Pandora. I listen to Joe. Right. And then you guys pop up like this. That's a good station to be and not fucking complaining.

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And the video comes out every single Tuesday on YouTube. Dotcom slash insane.

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And Heath Scott, thank you so much for being on this episode. Thank you. We love you so much. We love you, too. We hope we have you back.

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Me, myself and I, the three of us. All right. Well, you wanna play Scrabble? Yeah. All right. Let's on this. Thank you, guys. Guys, we love you.