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No, I want to go so bad at jury duty soon.

Oh dude, you're going to go. I think I have to.

I got jury duty one time and I submitted all of my information and then they said I didn't have to go really. So hopefully I know what that means. They didn't want you. You think so? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I guess I feel like the person would take the stand and would be like Mad Max from until there's a bias.

They would talk about the case. You can't keep your mouth shut. Yeah, I'm sure I got jury duty and I never showed up, but I never got anything that's illegal.

You be so bad, like especially being out here. I move every single year. Like, what if you just get sent to another house and I don't see it. It's not my fault.

Drew, thank you. I've always wanted to be subpoenaed. What does that mean?

Well, that means you're getting sued, right? No, it means you have to show up to court to testify or for some reason, like I want to be on a big murder case.

I want to be a one too many like murder docs on Netflix.

I want to be a witness so bad. It's like I want to give information.

I want to find the body of Jesus. Tyler Oakley once found a body and who I know. Get out of here. What? Are you serious? Hmm. I was with him. Was he like you just so you. I was in.

Why didn't you say I found it? I was in Hawaii with him.

Not in particular, but he was just Otisville tour. But yeah, Tyler Oakley found a body and he had a call.

My God. In a way. Like an alleyway.

A street on the shore. Oh, that's insane. That's like that was a crazy person for a long time. Crazy.

What would you be dumped in the party? Wow. That's exactly what he told us. I was a surfer fisherman. Oh, I don't I don't know.

I guess we roll the intro, but yeah, we got exciting guess. I mean, it's not like you don't know who it is right now, but. Hello. Very good. All right. Well, hello, I'm here. It's Capitano baby.

Let's go. Now you have a little hammer in your pocket. Yeah, little have a pickup and we all have a mug, you know, main character energy, you know.

Oh, main character, OK.

And I like my coffee and linkups. Right, every time we have the lovely Jayce Callan joining us on this episode. Hello, thank you for having me. You say he sucks. Oh, yeah. Welcome back to Zanin. Unfiltered. You, like, went straight. I'm like, so this is highly, highly you know, many people comment saying that they want you on here.

We said, Jesse, we saw to the Las Vegas, too.

Well, they did a lot. Nice. We give the people what they want, baby. Hey, you're a people's person, you know? Yeah. I'm a little pleaser.

We were uncertain if you were going to show up because you were going live like the entire time.

And we like where you sat on your schedule. Well, we have evidence. We know where he's at and we know what he's doing.

Yeah, Jesse texted me and he was like, hey, can I tell my that I'm going to be on the show? And I'm like, yeah, sure. And so, like, five, ten minutes later, I decide, oh, I'm going to go live and see, like, just how he says or whatever. I go live for five seconds. He's crying on the street. I'm like, oh my. I was crying. He was trying to come on.

I got teary eyed. Well no not at all excited but crying like out of habit is like being on the show. No. Oh yeah. Totally. Yeah, totally.

Oh no, no, no. He's like all I saw, like as soon as I opened it he was just like his head was like like guys, oh my God.

I was just like, oh oh.

Just a grateful feeling or just. Yeah. Grateful feeling great. Last night you were not a night. Were you like nominated for an award or so. No, no, no.

It was, they were just showing me so much love through like donations and subscriptions and why.

So. So yeah. But yeah they all, they all guessed it. They all knew. Oh really. Yeah. I was like I don't know if I can say it but and then like unfiltered was coming up and I was like trying to ignore it.

I was like I heard you say it. Yeah. So I was like can I say it? And I ended up saying we're super excited. Don't think everyone knows I'm here. Hello.

Did you've been streaming so much like you're I like you. When did you start screaming.

When nineteen ish. Did you always like playing games. Yeah. Were you in video games. You're in sixty four generation. Everything Gameboy color. All of it. All of it.

What was like the first game that you really immersed that you wish you could like revisit in stream now that you could like wish you could play all day.

Super Mario Brothers Pokemon. Oh that right side the hedgehog. Oh I got my parents wouldn't buy me a drink.

I had the genesis.

I remember seeing all those pickle's pixels flying around because I mean here he's thinking about what stacker. Oh yes. I believe it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the sweet lessons I can go oh no games.

I remember just seeing all of those. It's like, damn, this is the peak of just fucking a video game like this is just high rise bandicoot. Oh. For Crash Bandicoot. That was my favorite game.

So good game on the banjo Kazuki. What what with the bear in the bird. I know, I know what it is but I don't.

I pay taxes. It's like you know. Yeah. Yeah. Is it like Texas in 64.

Is that a Texas. Texas. Oh yeah. We're both from Texas. Yes. You hail from the great state of Texas. San Antonio is great for you. You went to Sandra Day O'Connor. Dallas.

Yes, I'm from Dallas.

You want to sit next to her? I don't remember the high school, though, unfortunately. Sandra Day O'Connor. You know Giles.

Oh, my God. Get the fuck out of here. I'm going to make a connection there. Like, this is fucking. We've done this before.

We have. It took you. I think every time I would run into you, they'll be like, Giles, you like how you forget time.

You know, George every time he stole my Facebook friend for sure. Yeah, definitely.

I haven't heard of him every time. Not meet someone that's been in Texas or from Texas. He always makes a connection through somebody is just absolutely insane.

And for everything in Texas, the small world, like there's only four major cities. Yeah, right. Well, I don't know.

But still, like, if anybody was like, oh, I'm from Florida, I can never make a connection with them. There's nobody that they know that also people who don't want to know other people, even if they knew that person. I never heard of them. No, that's true. Every year.

So you liked gaming growing up, but is among us what really got you addicted and like, I guess catapulted your your gaming career? You never use a stream every day.

No, definitely not. Um, well actually I don't know. I dream quite often. Not every day now I do.

Among us is the one game that like really catapulted I guess my viewership, but only because it requires nine others to play. Right.

Yeah, I had to give it to my friends because it's a group effort. Yeah. And I'm like, yo, I need friends to like play now.

Like, OK, do we need PCs to play this like ten megabyte game.

Like Yeah. You do get a piece of all PCs now at the moment they've got on this house.

But are you like the conductor of your whole gaming squatter. You like texting guys. We're playing. I see kind of like gaming now, before everyone was like, yo, what are we doing tonight? I'm like, I don't know, whatever y'all want to do, I guess.

Now are you good at among us? You know, fuck, I'm good.

Dude, what makes you a good sociopath? Oh, I'm kidding. I don't know. OK, I played a lot. Do you actually like the game that much or just does well. So you're like, all right, I'm gonna keep playing it because this is what the people want.

I like it a lot. I actually I submitted myself into a tournament.

Oh, there's an A but yeah.

Dude, there's insane. What's the price.

What's the price of the prize.

The tournament I was in, there was no prize. He's got like merch and stuff. Did you win. No, absolutely not. I went against pros. Do.

Well he said what. Tell me what is good among us. Strategy like oh my god dude. Like I mean it is it it does it all go down in the chat or it's about how you're moving around the players right now.

Look, they turn it up.

Does your chat game need to be strong or how you are moving around the space station need to be strong like you need to see blameful both did both.

Yeah.

You have to build the map really fucking well, like these these pros that I played with, they like literally tricked me into thinking that, like. I'm telling you, they might be psycho psychopaths because, like, then you quickly explain what the concept is. Yeah, 100 percent.

So there's 10 players and you're loaded onto this map and you're it's it's very simple and it changes. No. So there's three maps currently. There's three maps. There's three.

Yeah. I've only played on this one very popular one that has been updated.

You're still you know, you can still make the swiping glasses.

Sorry, I like swiping cards. What are we buying like this. Don't worry. Yeah.

No you you get dropped onto this map and everyone has to go do their tasks. So there's eight crewmates and usually there's only two impostors. All right. So those impostors have to kill off the crew mates while they do their tasks. And the crew mates have to do their tasks like they all have to complete them in order to win and or guess who the imposters are within the game. Right.

And everybody looks the same area and everyone.

Yeah. You can't tell who the imposter is. Everyone is a different color. Right? So say you find a dead body. That imposter killed you. Report it.

Everyone comes into this meeting and then you have to figure out you have to talk amongst your group, going to talk and be like, yo, I saw green or I saw, you know, Mariah in, say, cafeteria last.

And that's where the body was. And you have to be like, yo, I just got here.

Is it like there was a game that that people played in person? The Mafia. Mafia? Yeah. It's like that was like, yes, wow. That is really freaking cool. I didn't even give it a chance.

Yeah. Yeah. He very much like Club Penguin. I know what this is why I tried it one time.

Had no idea. Then one of my buddies tried showing and explaining and they're like, well you got to do these tests. I'm like all right, cool. Yeah. Minigames got it. Yeah.

And then I had to connect a green wire to a green wire and a blue wire to a blue sky, just like it was literally this.

You're good at that. You're handy. Yeah. I was like, all right, this is the game. The fun part is when you guys all get together and figure out who it is. I guess I didn't get to that.

I could be imposer and kill you and then and then report and be like, oh my God, I just saw the body here and nobody knows that. Like, I killed it and just reported the body. Yeah.

So you do like that thing. Yeah. Yeah.

There's things like you can vent so you can get out of the room quick. Oh if you go, if you feel bad about killing somebody like I got it's also got to get out. But if you catch somebody going in the vent that's all red handed.

But everyone has to believe you can be.

It seems fun with a good group of people like people that you know. Yeah, 100 percent. Like I say, I like it. You could tell people like Zane would be like, you know, the liar. He'd be trying to, like, throw shut the thing.

What worked for me while playing among us alive is that I, I mean, I knew how to play and everything, but I just constantly pretended that I was brain.

You guys, it's my first time working. And normally if you're the killer, you would like be very obvious about it. Or if you're crewmate, you'd be very obvious. I was just doing that and everybody just believe me.

So I think that's a good I always go and going. I'm an honest man. I am not the imposter. Usually if I'm not the boss, me first thing I say is like I'm an honest man. I don't mess around. Let's find who it is and then I go from here.

What would you say if you're the imposter and you just walk somebody? He wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't I wouldn't say anything, but I would be paying attention to everybody else and always having evidence where everyone else is. This strategy really?

Because as a crew mate, I would be like, yo, you're being held quiet. Why aren't you, like, involved with the crew mates?

I, I'd be like, sorry, my first time I was on the far right side of the map in the engine room or. Yeah, yeah. I need to like you need to make allies kind of like the original. And so they feel safe with you.

They feel like they've gone around random task with you and then you some bunch of kids manipulating each other. And it's great.

I think it's great and it's cool because I think it's so much fun to watch, like a group of people that you like to watch as you have. Yeah, it's pretty fascinating how they lie and stuff. Yeah, I'm surprised. I'm surprised.

It's still going like fortnight. I think it's kind of plateaued even though they're constantly trying to spice up the map. Spice up the weapons.

Yeah, the tests haven't changed.

The map is now there's three different maps. There's always been three. I've never gotten two or three.

It's been the same one every time. I think because it's such a simple concept that everybody's involved. Yeah, there's not too much to figure out. What do you think the shelf life is on it?

I think they need to switch it up quick because people are getting so bored that they're now modding the game as far as like people are going in and changing the code to where there's new, say, characters.

So now there's instead of imposters or crewmate, there's a jester. There's a sheriff. Oh, I like boys. There's a gesture that, like, you have to joke around enough to get voted out.

And if you get voted out, you're the winner, you know, so there's like different mods you can play that make it. And these are people making them up. Yeah, yeah, this is like where Halo went wrong. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like they go in, they took the fun of everything, basically hacking the game.

Have you played the VR version of it? I have, yeah. Yeah. The one on like the quest to and like VR chat. Yeah, it's pretty insane, but I felt like I was just arguing with eight year olds the entire time and I was like stopping bullies.

I'm like leave him alone. He has a speech impediment and stuff it. Guys, let's find out who the side is watching.

I was watching on the phone you playing and they're not even amongst characters like people were like Zelda characters. And just all these different is crazy, but it is. Oh my God. It's so interesting.

It's scary. I went to so many I mean, the guys that I stream with, we have like fight nights now.

Oh, OK, that's fine. Hey, rule number one is supposed to talk about good mantra, but let's talk about it.

It's OK to do it. Yeah. No, we bought VR headsets, we put them on and you can literally fight each other super hot. The the like VR.

In your own homes and we all watch the same match with our chats, we all place bets through channel points in our chat. Oh, and the channel points you can.

How do you say, like purchase or buy certain prizes in your chat?

Mean we all like that. Yes, we do. It's like the one with the whole boxing shirt, but you can't feel it.

You know, there's no haptics suits yet.

You really have you played super hot. Is it the one with the guns. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like the red guys when you look at a movie like the sweat. Yeah.

Game dude, it was the most bizarre thing. I was like, I'm loving this. This is cool.

And then once you finish, like basic training, it makes you like you're like sitting there and there's a gun in front and then you grab the gun and then there's like nothing to do. And you're like looking around the white room and then it's like sitting there.

So I started shooting it and then it was like, you know what to do, like show how committed you are.

It was like, yeah, show your commitment.

And I was just like, I don't know what this means. And then I was like, put the gun to your head and then to fucking blow my own brains out.

No, that's just weird. Oh, I see. So, like, I had the most uncomfortable feeling. I was just like I really fucking do.

That's pretty insane that they had that in the game. It did to my brother, too. That's dark. Yeah.

I couldn't imagine a child like that got a occulus like Christmas. Oh hell.

I felt like like a guilty after I it was. That is hard.

That is a little weird. But what's like the furthest you think they can go with virtual reality. All the way. All the ways. Yeah. I'm so real feel I want to touch. I think they'd be like oh this is what I want to feel. That's interesting.

They, you know, they sell VR suits now that have. Oh really. That happens at stations everywhere, which just vibrates like I think so that's crazy.

Ever since watching Spike his 3D, I just want to like be in a world, you know what I mean? I just be able to virtual reality on, like what could eventually be real and sucked into that. But I think it'll be real.

I think so too. Like it's inevitable.

I feel like especially with everything going on with Krypton, I was just going to say with bitcoin and shit. Yeah, let's talk to never to grow. It's inevitable. Let's talk crypto stuff. Let's talk dogecoin, huh.

It's like anything those kind.

Oh man has made his money on that fucking thing I went out on and I feel like I'm into it.

I'm all about it. I'm for the movement. But then I'm like this could never work because like it's against everything. Like the government is like doing so they would never allow it. But it's working. It's the free market.

But but you literally can't do anything with like a bitcoin. Yeah.

You go buy anything you literally cannot buy, buy buy yourself a couple things. Right. But there's no way that this can actually be like accepted. I thought you were just saying without without the government regulating it. And it's going to be exactly, I think, right in the same place we are.

They're going to use clip I like ten years. I think this is what people like Katie Couric or it's like on TV. They go, hey, what is the Internet? We have this. What is that like? Think they didn't know what the Internet was, but they had this news segment about it and they had to talk about it. It it's so strange.

Like the newscasters going, what is it? They go, it's this place where you can go message people and send documents.

Weird and it's crazy when you see it like little they know. Yeah. I don't know. It's yeah I'm, I'm, I'm for it. Like I'm invested in crypto like I've done well with it but I don't. You mean I just it's an unknown. I say ride the wave, make the money you know.

But then like you know because like I just got out my initial investment so I thought, I thought you just told me like a few weeks ago that Bitcoin could be something where it's like.

I think it could. I think it should. I think all these, like, you know, cryptos have a chance, but I just don't think like like they're going to do well and they're going to like, go up.

What am I going to do with the 12th out of twelfth of the Bitcoin right now I'm more for going back to a gold standard.

It was just everybody getting a gold coin. You got something that that means something and it's worth something.

You are not that reserve, bud. The reserve fucked up.

OK, worth. I got to try this thing right though. OK, did he says he saw this on tape talk I feel. Yeah I just know. Did you see it. Wait what. You can shake it up. I'll do it. But if you do this apparently it's an expensive microphone. What are you doing. Apparently if you shake it and then you roll, you're going to break something.

We just got that table, bud, for the people listening.

If you shake a carbonated beverage and you start at the top and make a circle with your hands and slide down, oh my God, that doesn't explain.

I didn't see what happened. Doesn't it only happen with plastic bottles like cans explode?

What way is it that we know that's crazy? I'm not convinced. I bet you don't work with that. You just shake up one and just open it.

I have the shaken up once. Fine. All right. I feel like it's actually OK. I want to see what it looks like without doing it. Yeah, I see, see, OK.

Oh, I don't look like a soda.

I thought it was going to do more, to be honest. You see, I don't I was a man. We need a better sick bottle, but it doesn't work with all due to the plastic.

But you see, like the cells go straight to the bottom there and they're like, what does he do with it?

I can't. Swimming in swimming.

All right, J.C., let's let's talk history here. Yeah. Let's take a step back.

Do let's go. Let's go. Let's get define what's making you happy right now. Oh, well, we want to figure that. It's been a rough year.

It has been the only thing making me happy, like outside of what I've had going on, his golf pro is the best thing in the entire world.

I went to like a thing I'm sorry, like nine holes.

All of them are like part three. Weddington Yes. Dude, so much fun.

It is the best thing in the world. No one's around you, you stupid fucking golf. But it's incredible.

You drink a little bit. Yeah, I'm only good at the drinking part. He's really good. It's fine. That's 50 percent of it. Yeah. Yeah. But then you give me that fucking pole, what's it called. A club.

And that he knows one guy I'll miss three times. I finally hit it when he got those reversed.

It's like when you go to the club you see the bunch of polls, but then when you're drinking at the club, the club is right. I don't know something like that. I'm writing in the goal.

Make me happy. I haven't ruined the golf club, but I would like to eventually. Do I take you out?

Do you go? I'm right here. So much fun. He's like, he never invited me. Did you golf when you were younger? No. What was J.C. like growing up? What was J.C. like in middle school? High school?

I was just talking about this with my friends. I in freshman year, I eat lunch alone. Oh, you really? Yeah.

I did that at a table or like in the bathroom because I have no friends. Oh, look at you now, baby.

Yeah, I have. I didn't know we wanted to be your friends or you just didn't get along with me.

I didn't reach out and I guess I didn't know anyone. I was in high school to me. Yeah. I just opened up. I have a fun fact though, which is probably kind of scary.

Have you had any true friends? Yes. Oh, that's Gabi. I do like that. So I like cartoon. That's like really creepy. Like, I mean it's like the like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No wonder you didn't have any friends.

I don't know why I was like super interested into it. And so sitting in the cafeteria alone after I was done eating I would watch Happy Tree Friends. Oh it's time for me.

Yeah. I wouldn't be eating alone but I was with you and this is how you know it's in middle school. Sorry, I don't know. His freshman year. Oh shit.

Imagine a teacher looking over and you're sitting by herself watching habitue friends.

They would think you're fucking psychopath or people who don't know if you don't know what happy true friends is.

It was this animated cartoon series on the Internet and it was little cute cartoons that would end up just killing each other.

It was very, very, very gory, very gory. It's still out, right? You could definitely fucking watch it on YouTube. It's on YouTube and show everything. Millions of years. They show everything.

The stick figures are getting cut off. How long before you made friends? Yeah, sophomore year I made friends.

How old are you? Twenty eight. So is it. I'm twenty eight. Terry. Got to go dude. You're twenty eight.

We had we had very similar high school to new school when I was in middle school and like no friends, I'd sit by myself for like the first two years and then I found a friend. Yeah.

And then I had one friend in freshman year, but he he actually played fucking golf drolly during lunch. Oh my gosh. Cracked practice golf. I'm like, bitch, I have no friends come through complete if he doesn't love her. There's times where no joke I swear he'd be like yeah I don't wanna play golf today.

I'm like bro you want to watch Happy Tree Friends? He's like, yeah. Oh we share headphones and watch Hikiji friends. I said, Where do you still go. Yeah. Boy, Jimmy, I just play golf with him at this venue. Yeah.

That's pretty crazy anyway. And when did you start making content. Uh, junior year.

Seventeen years. Wow. Yeah, I'm a kid.

Have you gotten to that in high school where you finish high school. You're like an all time high school. That's OK.

The people in school know. No. You were on the Internet senior year.

Yeah, a little bit. What was that. I mean, did the stuff I was making back then, it's so embarrassing, but it wasn't anywhere near what I'm doing now.

So, yeah, we saw we saw the first video you posted right before you got here. It was the piano with a guitar and you're not that bad. There's no there's worse.

There's bad, bad, bad, bad very much. Was it schizo or some schizo. Well, everybody was pretty crunchy.

It's bad. No, you have no idea, man. This is like top notch cringe, but you own it, right?

Do you have, like, a good sense of humor to do it? Oh, and when they even though they are they are they private it or delete.

Oh, they're up there. I should private it. Dude, you got to really react to your own David Greene today.

I had a challenge on my stream or my chat. I call him and I basically challenge them to like a game is actually for night. And I had, like, certain things I had to do, but I end up losing. So I promised them a stream where I watch my old crazy videos. And this is like the channel that I have now. It's like the channel that no one knows about that. Yeah. I don't even want to mention it because I don't want go looking it up, but yeah.

Eleven years ago, type video. Oh, wow, was it the type of you know, how people used to make music videos and they would like hold the piece of paper for everybody?

It's a different class before that. Oh, wow.

I have a whole separate channel. When I used to do that, I just think it was just let's just say it was the first time a movie was like introduced.

I could use every effect I used every time I could.

Oh yeah. OK. Oh yeah. OK, you know, it's pretty cringe but I'm proud of it, but I still can't like have access to the channels. So people find that they find it. Oh boy.

You see I'm talking I know people on Windows Media player, my city editing service. That was a thing.

I think it's sick that you guys like did this when you were younger and you were like filming videos just for the fun of it.

Like there's like you guys like making content like in like editing it way before Zain and I like.

Yeah, I mean, I made skits and videos to make fun of people. Exactly. Yeah. We're making fun of people that day. It was really weird how we started.

Like I thought about it, you know, we didn't even know what YouTube was when we were doing fine. No, but yeah. Oh really. You got in during the wild wild west of YouTube like you came in and planted your flag, like really early on.

Like for us, we kind of started out on Vine and we moved out here. You were this you were an established YouTube girl that's sick.

So you started making your own videos. And then how far along that process was it when you became a part of Otwell?

Like did did you guys all, like, see each other, like had a big following and were like, let's do this together.

What was it like they recruited you and like it was like, nah, I hate to like just say it's all my idea, but I thought of it and I was just like, yo, this would be cool because I've seen Kulab channels work on YouTube at the time. But the way they did it is they did casting calls in a sense.

And they're like, oh, you're dope, you're dope, you have a following, you have this. What was cool about us is we were all friends already, right?

And so I was like, yo, we can do this what they're doing, but we're already, like, cool with each other and we can live with each other eventually, you know?

So it seemed odd to all. But originally, though, like you weren't like subtle notes while you had, like, the idea of what, like 99 cent club?

I don't know how you know that, but yes, yes, yes, that was one of the game. So we all literally sat around on a couch like this. It was at Sam's house in San Clemente, actually. And we're like, do what should we name it? And we loved Arizona tea at the time.

So it was like a thing.

Oh that's like oh ninety nine cents, ninety nine cents, 99 cent club. And everyone was naming their shit like blah blah blah CoLab. I had a club called Cool Calabro.

That was, it was like the thing, it was a thing to like put Kulab in your name and then we thought of like oh second life at first would be Second Life, like it's our second life. And then it was taken. We're like, oh, just add an hour to it. I guess it's kind of. And then I started calling Otsu out to make a little better. Now it's called houses.

Yeah, their house is now.

And what you guys would do is, like you all shared a channel, but every day of the week one of you would upload like a piece of content.

OK, yeah, we'd have weekly uh, how do you say like weekly challenges or weekly like themes I guess. Yeah, like Gaming Week.

It was kind of like it was kind of like a project. Every week is like somebody had to. Yeah exactly. Yeah. Yeah. And everybody had their own posting day. Huh. That's a that's a cool thing to do though.

You guys weren't like around each other every day you guys are all done. We started in different states.

Oh see that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Now some names there post. What would you do. What was the. I don't know ever. I don't think you went a time out. We would get mad at them. Well good thing I wasn't around because I would mess everywhere.

Oh yeah. Have you guys filming this. Filming this. Honestly if we had something like that.

Like I really. Because you know how like I have a podcast with you guys so I know I got to get this done every week as I can't let you guys out. I feel like I would just be like, I have to get something done. It doesn't matter what it is.

I just I feel like Sam was the one that would just be like, oh, I got to get something up. He was like John Kerry, like some guys say, do whatever. Like we would always see his uploads and it'd be like midnight that night.

And like, Sam, what are you doing, bro?

Like, what would you guys, like, get mad at him? Or was it just like, oh no. I mean, I whatever what we would do is back in the day is, you know, how like you would you can see each video have their own accents. Yeah. We have to go in and manually count each of our videos, you know.

Oh shit.

And then pay-out that way because we were just playing that shit six ways because it was more people that was putting in more where I say so. Yeah.

Was there, is there an off camera like Momir manager like controlling all of this or.

Eventually but, but then eventually we all had different managers and that's what kind of broke us up I think.

How do you even know what to do, like how you all make dinner today. Like everything la. And then we were like, damn, we love this place. What year was that? That's 2014. Yes. So what were you guys doing in 2013? That was like around the same time when we were moving out here doing vine and stuff. And you guys were really established in 2014.

Yes, well, I graduated college, but you guys definitely moved out in 2013. You guys were so nice, though. I mean, you guys did participate on Vine, but we were like in a whole different world. You guys were some of the most welcoming, like, kindness, you tubers ever. Yeah, yeah. We go to parties and maybe, like, I don't know if they know us. And then I remember Keanna Party was like, hey, I like your vines.

And I was like, hey, man, do you remember the first time we met? No, it was at the old Denny house. We had like some I think it was like our moving out party actually did.

That show was fun. Yes, I do remember. I'm sorry. That's the day I got my wisdom teeth taken out. Oh, is that why you had the helmet on?

Had a helmet on? I have this picture of when we first met.

I was so excited to meet you because like I've seen you whatever. And I was just like, you're at my house, like, this is dope. Like you're like we all looked at stands together.

Yeah. Yeah. And you also drink that you had a helmet on, like the entire night. Oh, I did.

Fall helmet. Oh I think you were drinking. You got your. Yeah.

Hoosier or eat or drink like anything. I remember I showed up pizza and drink that night. I remember that with y'all. You just did it all fucking well.

Would you say he showed up with you. Yeah I remember you showed up and I was like oh shit. Like cool. And we all had like bottles and stuff. And you walked in with this fucking bag of candy.

There was a roll baby bottle hubba bubba like tape.

And I was like, that's fucking cool. And everybody like put the alcohol down. They were looking for a new wardrobe. Everybody said, let me get one.

And you were like rolling out kid, you know, like there was like strips of today.

Huh. Just like, oh I love a good nurturing love nerds.

Ro um it's the best they have like bites now. Yeah. I don't know that he bites. You don't like them. I don't know. I think I kind of like the pull. Yeah.

I finally made the new nerd's gummies. Did you see that. Kylie Jenner posted it. So that's her name on it. Yeah.

It's like nerd's but a Gumee inside it and it tastes like nerd's. I don't know. I've never had it.

Yes, I don't. I love candy, dude. I love sour candy. Anything that has to do with, like, sour Goheen, sour pickles.

What about Airhead Extreme? That was my favorite asado. What does that you could speak Spanish. I've had extreme.

No, I wish Farheen. Jake, do you remember the time? Because I don't remember the first time I met you because I was probably blocked out every time.

The first ten times I remember I remember one time where I had a party at my house and I invited you over. This is all I remember. This is recently what I remember of you. We. We had people over and I went on the roof, I was so hammered, I went on the roof of my house and I was like, I'm going to jump in the Jacuzzi. I was like, don't remember. And your backyard was just brick, you know, grass.

Yeah. Where do you think he was going? So you face time, Keith, to.

I wanted everybody in Jaycee's up on the roof with Zaim, like, encouraging him.

I was wondering who was like George Joffe. It was you, but you were with me up there and they were wanting you to jump. They were wanting you to jump in. You're in ground. Hot tub scene. Didn't have a pool. It was just the hot seats for people. It wasn't even it was filled halfway. So this was water. And I thought it was a great idea. I did to. Yeah, that was like I thought it looked like because I was up there, I saw my point of view.

I was like, I can do this, but I don't wanna get wet.

He wanted to get wet. And I was like, you can do this.

I think. I think and in this party was packed.

There were so many people in Zane's house where we hired security, but a guy convinced the security guard that he was another security guard and started charging people your life cover like that.

He probably walked away with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars in my mind, when I wanted this party, like I would never do this again. And I'm surprised he even did it. But I was just like, I don't care who's in my house like this.

I remember you said that I was like, bro, you don't know what it's like.

You don't mind. All these people in your house was like, nah, I'm renovating it, man.

And, you know, that's what they said. They could burn it down. Like, I don't have to renovate it.

I'm like, OK, he was about to flip or fly. You know, I didn't care also because I didn't have a lot of expensive shit in the house. I had I had my computer system in one room, but I kept it locked. And I remember that you had one catch, you know, just one call to the whole house.

I was just like, everybody, come on and baby, everybody invited.

But that there was like it was it was at a point where party buses just started pulling up on this street. It was Panitz that at one point I walked into the computer room and there was thirty people in there. I didn't know any of them. So, I mean, I'm like I said, I didn't know any of them, but I did.

And I did a little bit of mushrooms that night. You know, I don't know if you've ever seen the movie Mother with Jennifer Lawrence.

And she the whole movie is like she's walking around the house and people just keep coming in, like the whole house just gets overwhelmed. I that was me that whole night. Like, there's so many people here.

Get off the counters. What is happening? And I was freaking out. I was the first time I met James Charles through he walks in. I was like, where's my fucking pilot? Oh.

And I was I was kidding.

I didn't do it like was like and I was like the first time I met it and I almost cut James Charles face with my beard.

Like I like someone like what is it like this. Why don't I remember any of this. Someone nudged me like everyone was hanging out on your bed and like I got nudged in my beer with Right by James Charles face. And I thought, like, I had sliced his face open his money didn't even touch it. But I was like, I'm dead.

I need this space has to be insured. I was I was cut out of part.

It was a hell of a night. It was a hell of a night. I remember the table with the cake and you jump from the fucking table in the middle.

I remember that. Oh, in the worst was I stayed over. And the next morning I'm trying to get out of Zane's house, but I can't open that door.

First time me and I was like, I time you face me and you're saying something about Matt being locked out that you remember.

Yes.

We I couldn't figure out where his keys were. I'm looking all over for his fucking keys. And I'm Zane. Where are your keys? And then I realized, oh, shit. Him and Jesse were on the roof planing to jump.

He must have taken out his keys on the fucking rules.

They really to move, I think. And, you know, and now not only that. So I never jumped in the Jacuzzi. I never I never done. But you've got off the roof.

Oh, so gross. It's like, oh shit. I can't I try to get off. I was like, oh my God, I can't get off this roof. So Jayce and like four other people decided they're going to help me get off this. It's fucking high. It's like as high as this room.

Like jump on. There's no mean you get off this thing.

So I remember I'm hanging off the roof and there's still a long way down. I'm like, fuck you guys ready?

Oh, no, no. I let go and I remember I smashed right into Jayce and his head hit the fucking wall. No, dude, it was so bad.

So I really owe it to David.

Catch that. Yeah. There's a video. Oh, there's a video. How do you remember what video was when it caught on camera.

And you haven't been the same ever since. Oh man.

I was just so I don't know what it is the three of us like when we're drinking we get reckless.

However, I don't always talk about it. Long time ago, we got drunk and then I forgot. I think most of if not all of us were here. We did like a call of duty mission and we started like we got on the roof.

And this was one night after we went to a bar and I climbed a traffic light that night.

I remember. And I filmed it. I remember like filming that shit. Yeah. Yeah.

And we enjoyed a normal it was like it was 30 feet. You were like up there, right?

Oh yeah. The traffic light, it was it was tall. Yeah.

That's why you got off that roofline you fucking your monkey. And you're the reason why Zain always gets up on a billboard or something like physically get to that was you.

OK, so Tommy, that we were showing me the billboard, you know, I said to Jason, yeah, you're like this old urban explorer guy who knows where the the back ladder is to get your Dora the Explorer.

What's the one? He asked me, his girlfriend on that billboard.

Delia, did that deliver memories? Man, I like yeah.

You ask her to be your girlfriend on a billboard, I, I didn't know I was just sitting on the edge of the billboard. I said, I, I said, I love you. Before you asked me on the billboard, I felt I felt obligated to say it now I guess. Sure. He felt bad.

Do you guys remember what movie was promote on the Billboard. Oh my gosh.

I know she does. Was it Curb Your Enthusiasm or. No. What do you know? I think you have a picture of it somewhere that sounds like a Curb Your Enthusiasm, like your on Snapchat or something.

I'll find it.

But Curb Your Enthusiasm hasn't been out. It was kind of just like you didn't know he had a new season coming out, like, oh yeah. Time. Oh shit. OK. Oh well that's a great show.

The sound of your relationship.

Oh so wait so. Oh too. Well yeah. You guys like went on to have a long.

Wait wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Well there's a every night night culture night. Yeah. My bad. You're supposed to finish that.

I don't really remember too much but we did, we were trying to find a roof to climb. We eventually found one and then we found like a spot where we like went on like these vents.

I know I was with you 100 percent. Yeah. I remember you and Karinna 100 percent. Felt like we're on a map. Yeah. Like, I think it was in Sweden. Yeah. Like among us.

Yeah, exactly. We're doing like call of duty type like missions. Yeah. Doing the wires and shit.

I remember that was that. Wait was that the night we got our tattoo right before that. I don't think so much has happened either. OK, see that. And I was, I was going to go on the adventure adventure but I was wasted off my ass and then you gave me some weed and I took a hit a weed.

I don't know why I did it, but it got like I was so crossfade it that I literally could not get off the curb.

I remember being there. Yeah, right. I remember just being stuck and you're like, yo, let's go.

And I'm like, yo, I remember how we got to I was like, bro, we need weed.

And you're like, I don't know how to get some, I don't have any of his before.

Like it was. Yeah. Legal. Yeah.

Both OK.

And I remember there was a guy that was there and he was like, yo you need some weed slumped like here's twenty bucks.

He gives me a handful of dollars, like not even a bag from a handful.

I'm like, oh shit, how do I smoke.

Not in this band. It's a long time ago. And I was like, fuck, how do we smoke this.

I don't remember how we did, but you just we did.

And like, like that he's like, I don't know what that worries, bro.

Yeah. I had to go to man. I had to go home. Is there a third person that has this. Yeah.

Kameron So you have matching tattoos. Yeah. That's really cute. So we don't have that. It's actually Jake's writing.

It is. It's your handwriting. Know it's crazy. It was my first rough draft.

Oh you name it everyone. Is it every rough draft. A first draft. It was my rough draft is my own. OK man. Yeah. Why. Can't make this up. Can't make this up. Where is that. On your Kevin Gate song.

And we were literally jamming out to it. We had it on repeat the entire time. We're like I can't make this up.

Oh I know. It's just like game over and over and over. And we were just like, let's just get it tattooed. So we found the buy one get one free tattoo shop in Hollywood.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, let's just do it worse. And we were going through Font's and he was just like, let me just write it all like, all right.

All right, this is Jamie Heath uncensored, make this up. Oh, he oh my gosh. In the same spot.

Yeah. Make this yo your dragon tattoo. Don't make fun.

Oh, it's become a school because you recognize yo yo. Let's see. Mine is still like mine is still good, baby. It's perfect. Yours is better.

Y'all need to get the logo tattooed. If you guys sell out your next bad tramp stamp, everybody's get the logo.

I think that is that weird. Like, oh my God. What is that. That's my coffee company. And you entrepreneur or you ever had the same amount of tattoos as J.C. throw it in there.

Why not?

But I but I feel like for me, like I wouldn't get my say my clothing line logo tattooed on me. And you want it. I don't know. I don't think so. Where does the name come from for your clothing line. My last name. Plug it in.

Oh so clothing lines named Tio pronounced TIO. A lot of people say sexo because it's spelled t I xsl my last name spelled S.A.C. tii lln and bingo was his name.

So there you go.

So that's pretty much what I dropped the case to you and I replaced the L's with X's and I only wanted it to be two syllables because I've noticed like all these other brands have two syllables that pop off.

So what's Talin, am I confused? Oh, that's my middle name. Oh OK. Yeah, I'm middle name.

Just trying to show is Yasui. What's your first name. Justin. Justin.

Justin. No, actually no I think he does. OK, look, I just think I have this as a topic.

Here we go. If you if he didn't write. Hey, he just got back. You look like a Justin. Thanks. Now, Matthew, if you didn't know us, what do you think our names would be?

I've had three people give me the same answer for. Isn't that the weirdest thing?

They guessed your name, not Mariah. But I've said, like, what do I look like if you don't have the name? They all said no.

What do you think? I got one. What is it, Pete?

Yeah, from like potpies. Like what? Oh, that's olive oil, olive oil, that's olive oil that all of oh it's Olive. I think Mariah I would guess like Danielle or Savannah. So Savannah.

No, Danielle is a good one.

You have like savannah hair and savannah hair. People said Amber, three people said, Amber, that checks out the checks out.

You OK? What about Zane? Zac Yeah. You look like a zero. Oh, come on.

Like I said, Xavier and Xavier for sure.

You look like a Lucas, Lucas, Lucas or like a like a Tommy or I say, yeah, Tommy's good.

Or like a like a Brad.

No, definitely not. He wishes not. Chad. Chester, you're a Chester. Oh, God, no.

He looks like a like a Luthor, you know, all over the third row there.

And then you let him know you look like and he looks like a temporary memory. Am I a lacrosse player? I mean, you got to look like you're wearing lacrosse.

Yeah, sure. Peter, Keith, Peter, thank you.

At Gavin. Gavin. Yes, yes.

Yes. Gavin, fuck. I'm sorry.

You guys all right? Gary Henry. Oh, Henry. Sorry if there's any Gavin out there or George.

I see George too. Yeah.

Georgia Farm. I was supposed to be Luca Luca Luca School or Logan Logan. You look like Logan. Yes, yes. Yeah, that was good.

Spot on. Spot on. OK, what is just Justin. What is it.

You look to me like a Max Maksym. Oh wow. You are like my hair. It's the hair in the jewelry but like Maximilien would be the full name. Yes. I'm the question about the hair.

Is it a perm. No bro. What the fuck is it. Genetics. Yeah I think so. Is it moose now.

What's the secret water. I've got a time here all the time. You're not in the border area or leaving conditioner.

Oh, it's CBD oil. It's at Scotties CBD oil. He puts watermelon coming.

It's like it's just back when I was like in, you know, twenty ten to twenty fourteen era of YouTube.

My hair was like kind of street ish. I would straighten my hair. I did too.

My mom gave me a little stream like a really tiny one, like I was straight in my bangs and then I would back comb the whole top of it.

I was strained to the point where it was just like straight this way.

And then I let it crawl up all. So but, you know, it's crazy. What does that like you here?

I just don't understand what just you know, I don't I have an event right now that I know it's going good because my shit. I thought it looked so good I would spend an hour on it and look, you could smell me.

Oh, well, let's guess what we all smelt like in high school. Cigarettes smell thing in high school.

I smell like Fairbreeze because I smell like weed, but I would just Osia never using Osia. I have hours I, I would, I would rock that.

What's OSM, dude? So it was like I was like deodorizer first class so many times. I got away with it though. Nice.

If I was one time cop would knock on my window cause I was hot boxing. I open the window, the, the smoke was so bad it hit him in the face and he goes, what are you doing in there?

And I go, Nothing sir. And he goes, it smells like some you're doing something. And I got out of the car and he couldn't find a trace of weed, so he let me go shoot.

Oh, didn't hit in the face but he couldn't find it. It got so bad to the point where he hit.

He was knocking on the the window with the flashlight and and it freaked me out because he came out of nowhere because I was hotbox and obviously got scared and my heart dropped. I had to open the window because he was shining the flashlight and he opened it.

And it was so bad that he backed up. He was like, whoa, what are you guys doing here?

Shit, honey, I'm going to call.

And I got away with it because he smoked it on this spill off. Yeah.

Oh, speaking of close calls, didn't you smuggle, like, weed into Canada? Like you said? You had to stop it. You need to know this. You had to stuff it into Teddybear. I think I remember. I remember that is you the researcher of the group. How do you know this?

Who did you talk to you for that one? I don't know what you're talking about.

So what you were this when you were on tour. He's got a he's got a connection with the DEA. So we keep our shit in house, but confirm or deny. But what's interesting isn't weed kind of legal in Canada, very decriminalized.

But you have to stuff the weed in a teddy bear to get into and you pick the children's toys. Yeah, yeah. It was a fan gift.

Creative, right.

But I deny. You deny. Well, you've been telling these casual.

We already read from somebody for twenty bucks.

It wasn't much. It wasn't much.

I've mistakenly smuggled some questionable shit in my luggage and got through. So I'm not saying smuggle shit through TSA, but I'm just saying yeah.

Once I got your coconut oil, you bad bitch.

Coconut oil or coconut oil conversation. Ten ounces, it was definitely over three ounces.

We got a Jay Alvarez over here in Mexico, in high school, in high school.

A big thing would be to put weed into a peanut butter jar, like at the very bottom. And then you shake it, you spin it around. It makes it to nobody is going to go what's in the peanut butter jar, huh? And they're not going to dig through the peanut butter to see what's in it.

Why are you bringing a jar of peanut butter, though?

Oh, we're just making sandwiches. We would do it on bus trips and stuff. Oh, got it.

Because no one is really going with the see the peanut butter jar. They're not going to go through it. Heath, remember our eighth grade high school field trip to a great high school?

If you don't remember the locations where cops are or eighth grade, they'll trip middle school.

I didn't go to middle school culture.

There's no typical South plantation that was high school, ninth grade to ninth grade, maybe either ninth, tenth or eleventh.

Or I went to an amusement park and we were on our senior fucking drive.

OK, well, fucking that work with me here in eighth grade was your final year of middle school. So at least you're in the same mindset. We were finishing something senior year, so it and he was just like, no, no, keep going. I said, he wants to see me. Just how well you work. Yes. I remember our senior field trip. We would just sneak in a Smirnoff ice and those water bottles, do we?

Oh, my boy, Gabe, we took water bottles. They're foggy. No, dude, no. It's like water bottles.

You take them, you put them upside down in boiling water and you could get the cap off of it without pop.

And the sea is too much water. Yeah, it was Breaking Bad over here. Did you know who are fucking cop of the school was he was insane? Why wouldn't you put Smirnoff Ice into the real ice?

If I were oh, my God, what the fuck did that sound like, a glass window? Guys, for the people watching and listening, we just heard it sound like a firework went off or. It sounded like a fire or no, like a window breaking, I'm staying in here. Well, maybe I'll go.

Oh, my gosh, my heart is racing. Oh, wow.

What was Jesus can, like, fucking upset that we invited you instead of him? He's fucking like you heard the little rumble at first. And I thought I literally thought Devin was in the kitchen and then it exploded.

And that's when we all heard the sound is so good in here. You probably didn't catch it. Yeah, not at all. But but I even felt that felt like it was in the house. Dude, I was fucking it's pretty loud. It has to be like right outside.

It sounded like somebody broke a window. Yeah. Like Maglite. Right. And I know and I almost hurt like I felt like I hurt somebody in the kitchen. So when you walked in, I was like, oh, my God, they're in the house. We're fucked before this is happening right now.

Yeah, I know. They sounded like his window fucking shattered. That's the toilet. Oh, my God, there's someone else here in the house. No, no. Oh, well, now there I mean, it's a toilet, like it's normal, like.

Oh, that's right. Just imagine it's the bucket on camera, just like people we just step in.

Frankly, we need a thumbnail before you do anything. Just a little bit scary.

Like I like we have Xindi on our hands.

Ah, OK, stop. He's right here.

He said, Oh were you aware of. No, no, no, no I wasn't that all right. Well before someone broke into my house. Oh my God.

Oh we weren't really on much. What day is it that there was a firework going.

Oh we were talking about you sneaky. Oh yeah. That Whicker you could put it in upside down and then you could take the cap off and their head without breaking the seal. So we dump the water out and then put vodka in it and you can screw the cap back on without it breaking the seal. The cop guy was like, I'm testing every water bottle that comes through here.

If anything was open, he was he was taking sips of a wall of people's water bottles that were open to make sure that nobody was bringing on that song.

So he pulled mine out and looked at it and he was like he saw the show was good news regarding your good.

Oh, dear. We're also going to graduate. That was like the thing like you don't get to live. You don't get to. Yeah, yeah. Keith you were fucking packing. Valka and I was packing SMIRNOFF. That's how, you know, he was a cool guy. But, you know, you know, I had to walk back from fucking islands of adventure like this.

I remember like passing out in islands of adventure, like because I got so fucked up from this vodka bottle.

Oh, you know, you're sleeping over at a friend's house, right?

Well, you weren't going back. It was like it was like an overnight type thing where we, like, drove home and take a long drive. But like, I know I stumbled onto that, but there's no way we we all got back on and nobody was like, that reminds me of I tell you about that prom story where I went to prom.

I never went to prom throughout high school, but.

And you got caught in the you know, well, you don't go to prom until you're a senior, right?

Well, unless you get invited, there's homecoming.

Well, no, I never went throughout the whole high school, my entire high school year. And then when I was. You mean school dances like homecoming dance, like, you know, it was like it was a senior dance, but like I was already graduated, like a year. Way through college, and then you got somebody below his grade asked them to go when he was already now a freshman in college. Yeah, we got fucked up on the bus and everybody got in except for us because her dress got cotton as she fucking tumbled down into the cracks, got ground up and like a cartoon.

Oh, my gosh. It was bad comedy.

And then we both we both got kicked out. We're the only ones kicked out of the whole entire school. It was really embarrassing. But, you know, I kind of don't want to go. I was like I was kind of like glad it didn't work out, but it was pretty embarrassing. That's how this dress went through a paper shredder.

Walking in some final doesn't like what?

Like you cut it. My mom told me one time she went to like a business conference and, oh, her friends dress got caught in an escalator. And I think about that every time I go by an escalator, her shoelace got caught.

Oh, yeah. He thought I was going under. I freaked. And you say you see people going, oh, yes, it's very possible. The deal thing right now, it's like you go under that, no, you're your place and started pulling her.

And then I was just like, J.C., who do you get told that you sound like? No one. No one, no. Well, we have someone. OK, go for it. It's really, really I don't get you have very you have a very idiosyncratic voice.

So it's very unique.

What's I like you just call him a fucking idiot that I know it doesn't look that idiosyncratic like idiosyncrasies. It's something that's like very specific and unique and separate from anything. Anything else I do.

I think you have a distinctive voice. I, I also don't get that I look like anyone, too. I don't think you'll like it. I don't think, you know. Oh, you kind of look like the lead singer of Casey in the Sunshine Band.

Yeah, I really got it. So that's a hard one.

Yeah, they're a little bit, a little bit eerie. Like the hair. Like I make you buy one again, you know, buy another.

All right. Tell me something I heard.

I said, hey, I think J.C., you sound like Dave Franco, Dave Franco, James Franco's brother.

Really young guy I hear so much right now is fucking why she's just I mean, can we play a little clip since you're obsessed with your cats? Yeah, I don't know. When I became the quirky cat guy, my friends who I grew up with, I don't know, constantly remind me to stop bringing up my cats and I don't know, I guess I love cats. There's just a huge part of my life. What are their names? Harry and Arturo and I kind of like at one point in my life, I was the single guy with two sixteen pound cats and six.

Yeah, I think. Yes, I love it.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I never got that dude. You could be standup. You give me an actor. Yes.

Maybe double like a stunt voice. Yeah.

He doesn't want to scream hard his vocal cords. You come in. Yes. Yeah. OK, we also learned today that you're in fucking two Madea movies.

Yeah. What the hell. Yeah. You know that.

Yeah I know. Yeah. What the hell is that about. What the fuck. Yeah. Yeah. What's up man. I don't know.

I guess you didn't know. You're in a fucking Madea movie with Lyssa. I didn't kill you. We didn't watch it. Some friends.

Yeah.

I was Eliza Mambu and to a bowling ball and God do you do to gotcha bitch.

That was like the bitch again. Got a bitch again. You can't I think because it's just like an ordinary guy. Just break in and just turn around. Oh my God. Wait. Maybe it was like an AC that blew up.

Zager, you're running like that here.

You touch me up, I turn the fucking heat.

I was saying maybe it's a fucking AC unit that blew up fucking the fireworks went into the what what is a good job for life centers around like, oh, I'm sleeping.

I'm sleeping.

What else you're in. OK, wait hold on. Do you movie.

Yeah. Madea, I'll sum that up quickly. What was your character's name. Fuck I forgot to Max. Were you the same character in both Madea. Yes, same character. OK, did you get a pay raise because they wanted you back for a year.

I still get royalties. Royalties, you know, it's crazy. Oh, I think. I think minimalism. Oh, it's coming to me. I don't know.

But anyway, Tyler Perry wanted a lot of social media influencers in a movie, I'm assuming, because there's a ton of people there as opposed to Lysa Keon was there.

Where the fuck were we heard? You're not there? I don't know. I don't know.

Do you? You and I have some acting chops. I got the chops. Yeah.

Yeah. And you wanted us back. Some were working with Tyler Perry was the most insane. What's he like? Is he cool?

He's. Straight up boss, like he had people putting his slippers on for him. Oh, he had so much work to do. That's a good thing.

He was out before writing, directing, acting, multiple characters.

Know, I couldn't imagine being so busy that I couldn't sleep.

He was like gay people and he was like like I switch me on.

I couldn't imagine anybody being so busy that they couldn't.

Well, he was three different characters, maybe straight. But, you know, he's a boss, which is scary, though.

He so he hired a influencer. I don't know his name. I don't remember his name is Instagram dude. Super buff, you know, but not the greatest acting skills. I don't remember his name. I don't recall him on either.

But he had one line and he had to say it. And Tyler Perry was like again. And the guy was like, blah, blah, blah. And he's like me again.

You don't have everyone. He's like, again. And he's like, cut the camera because the cameras and Tyler Perry worked like this. We shot the movie in like seven days.

What do you think?

Yeah, I thought it was a high mark, but it was nuts to, like, just see him like he knew what he wanted.

And he said, cut the cameras. He's like, I want you to yell, yell at me right now in front of everyone.

He was like, oh, la. And Tyler Perry is like, no louder. Oh, like he's like, I want exactly that energy. He's like, roll the cameras.

Everyone's staring at him like do it like yell it like louder, do it again. And he may be like 12 times he's like, all right, cut, let's move on down.

And he'd walk off. Why does every character in a movie energy.

Yeah, it was nuts working with him, but he's a boss. That's really. Yeah.

I couldn't handle an environment like that. Like I couldn't have someone talk to me like pressure because you knew what he wanted. Yeah.

We talked, we talked about this so many times, but then I did a pilot and I it was like our first big gig and we it was a production crew of like fucking forty.

It was nuts. And it was for like some horror movie horror movie production. It was a big deal. There's a lot of big actors in it. And I remember when when I had when I was saying my lines, I had my eye line was with another actor and he just started going.

Like that he would just like shake his head every time, like I would say a line, because I just was performing awfully, but like just seeing that fucking killed me. So, like, it just reminded me of that when, like, he told me Tyler Perry, I felt bad for the guy. And then with such is I don't think they use the line.

Oh fuck. Oh, I have to be watching.

I don't think so. What was it like being on Fear Factor? Dude, that was a wild one of the greatest things I've ever done. That's where the crazy thing that's. We all watched growing up.

Who was the host who needed it? Ludicrous. I would love to if I met Ludacris, bro.

It was dope. Dude, he seems like such a good guy to be around. He was super cool.

But again, like he was like very much so like like we would crack jokes to be like, you know, we throw out like certain things, you know, like with the songs and shit like or certain like people in the cast would like throw out certain things and he'd be like, hmm, oh.

Anyway, so like he would like he'll let you know if you're funny and he'll let you know if you're not funny. So are you funny?

I mean, I went I didn't draw any like crazy. I kept my mouth shut. Baby crying Baby Yeah. He was cool, I think. What was the worst thing on the show you had to do? Well, the worst thing I had to do is eat a roach. That was my worst fear.

And eat a live roach are like a chocolate I seeing like African cockroach and about Madagascar cockroaches.

Oh boy, you did that.

I try to grab it and I'm not even kidding you.

I know roaches don't bite and shit, but the damn thing like I tried grabbing it and it turned up and he shot me like luncheon's little body at me and hissed.

And what did you do you. I had to grab it and immediately just start chopping it.

Oh my God, that's absolutely disgusting. It was the worst thing in the world. But my partner was dumb and he had to eat a tarantula. So that's it.

I got a live tarantula.

I technically was a dude. I would. I would. That was the only thing that wasn't life. But he had a cave dwelling spider. That's even worse if you look it up.

But no one knows how much we look at how much bad on screen it's.

I got bad, how much money, how much money is on the line.

We actually did it for charity. Oh, nice. Hey kids.

But received this generous donation from some guys who a cockroach is is being generous and.

Oh my God, can you show them. OK, this is what a cave dwelling spider is.

Absolutely not. I know that was alive.

That picture is like.

So they they they kind of taught you how to eat it. And if you didn't do it the right way. Yeah. You get pinched.

Mm. So they would like explain all the rules. They said don't, don't talk during the rules and then they would say the rules, they cut the cameras like all right, do you have any questions and then use as many questions.

You need it, you create it or did anything.

Was the cockroach the worst part for me? Yes, for him I think the tarantula that was the worst.

He had to eat all four, though. So we had to eat four things.

I had a roach and a scorpion and he had to eat a roach scorpion tarantula and a cave dwelling spider dude because we were doing archery and you had to shoot the jar that you didn't want to eat. And I hit two of them. I didn't want to eat the tarantula or the cave. Only Spider and I, he missed all of his. Oh, I would have been thought.

Oh, my God. And our first challenge, we had it. We were tied. We were tied up in a like big bucket to our, like, chins.

And the water would slowly, gradually, like, go up and snakes were being put into the bucket.

And the snakes were like, I'd be like floating in like underneath us and like all around us. And we had to like like get the codes out. It's like unlock us.

As anybody ever died on Fear Factor. No.

Someone had brain damage on that show.

Dog-Eat-Dog Oh, I remember what it was wearing, the whole suit.

It was similar to Fear Factor. And a guy got dropped or had to be held underwater for a long time and he got brain damage.

And he was like kind of the same sense to those underwater ones are fucking crazy because you have to be underwater for like a minute and a half to get to like the other side or something. What if they were just fucked and they were just stuck in the middle there?

There was a really good show. That was I was it Don't Be Afraid in the dark or something like that.

You know, it was like, you know, scared camp or whatever. It was like a camp like on Nickelodeon. No, it was scare tactics was scare tactics, was the comedic show. It was like getting punkt. Yeah, I show.

So I'm thinking of it's basically fear factor, but in the dark. So there would be bugs, there would be water and everything. But it's all in the dark.

It's what are you afraid of the dark. That was that sounds horrible.

That was like a Goosebumps spin. Yeah. I'm going to find it. That's right. Me up. Those scare tactics did some crazy shit. They were like set up a thing. We're like friends are driving on the. Total blackout, thank you, total black eleven scare tactics where they would make the torrential, like, start mutating.

Yeah, and then they had the kitten and the kitten DNA and it goes, oh, well, what was it? Tracy Morgan. That's what it is. He's so fucking funny. Yeah, well, he was.

What on what was he scare tactics. Tactic, good scare tactics. Tactics was a girl from like nine to one. Oh, no, no.

They I think they replaced her with him. I watched it with him on it. Yeah.

Yeah I did. I love scary things like scary driving on the road. They had like some girl in a white dress just like but it looked so good they made it look like they made that video.

Speaking of did you hear about the kid who just got shot?

The YouTube. Her who YouTube where was filming a prank video in Tennessee.

He like, ran up on some people with, like, butcher knives. And one of the guys I thought about to get. Yeah, really? And shot the kid. This is real. Yeah.

I mean, like like like a couple of days ago. But really, what the fuck. Yeah, there's there was one person that did shooting through like a book or something.

Yeah. Oh yeah.

That one made it all about his ridiculous. It's crazy. Like the guy girlfriend got arrested for murder. The guy told his girlfriend to shoot.

I think addiction goes through a book and he was going to use it as like a like a bullet proof vest thing. I think they tested it and it didn't go through the book.

Yeah. When they actually did it, it went to the book.

Yeah, yeah. I'm like, fuck man. I'm like, I mean, I mean, I don't know if this sounds supernatural. I'm surprised like they saw the footage, they agreed to do this for a video. Obviously shit happens.

But like, I'm surprised that she would go to jail for murder for that. Like, I know there's like you go to jail for murder for like, you know, I wouldn't be surprised.

I wouldn't be surprised if. Do those types of things continue to happen? Yeah, everybody's trying to one up one another to compete for business. And you see somebody do something and somebody wants to top it.

It's so disturbing to know or like speaking in people's about like celebrities, backyards and shit thinking that, like, you know.

Yeah, it's fucking crazy.

I mean, if you were to close your eyes and somebody pointed out a tattoo, would you know what it is like? It's only like that. Yeah, that's a funny question because.

No, I think that's a question that's crazy. Yeah, I never thought of that. That's funny. I maybe I'll do that. Yeah. Tattoo roulette.

I call twenty percent of whatever you make. Yeah. That's a modest eighty five percent of the.

I do give like people like quizzes on like people I hang out with very often like yo how many roses do I have on me, you know.

Oh I wouldn't be. I have one you have. Even if I have to. Do you remember every moment you getting them or some like total Bors knuckleballers, do you have a favorite hobby that can make this up a little earlier?

That's a very good favorite. I really like my hands is, you know, they're saying, oh, good men are yours fading. Yeah, a little bit. I got I'm going to retouched because I know Scott. He got his whole hand on me. And since there's such a fine, like just a single needle, like they they seem to like kind of fade a little bit. Yeah.

I'd be the type to get skeleton head to do it.

You just get the glow in the dark ones like Whitey Bulger turn off the lights.

Guys like that spooky, spooky skeletons and shivers down your spine like this.

Yeah man. Well I will. Another show I find really fascinating, Matt showed me the show is it's a show called Last One. Last One. Laughing Last one. Laughing And it's hosted by Rebel Wilson. And it's such a it's such a crazy show. It's so the show is basically they put all these comedians in one room.

It's an Australian comedian show. They put eight comedians, Australian comedians in a room for six hours and they have to try to make one another laugh. If you laugh, you're eliminated and it gets down to five.

We're going to smile like you can't smirk. You have to sit there and strafe it. No, it's like it's hard.

But like watching this, you're like, oh, my God, this is such a mental fucking battle.

And they're competing for one hundred thousand dollars. Oh, so it's so funny, right? When it starts then like in it's a room filled with just like random different wigs, objects, anything for you to make the other person gag.

Yes. Drinks too. Are you laughing the whole time. Like the whole thing's funny. How are you not laughing. I'm getting is really funny but you see ads like it's getting the fourth and fifth hour.

They're starting to become desperate and they're trying really hard to be funny, but it's just complete fails. But your long time writing funny.

I know, but it's like, you know, when you watch like a standup show, I was trying to do a podcast and like, nothing's going on with our two.

They have their shit. When you watch a standup show and you're watching like, damn, this is really funny. But you see, these comedians were actually really funny and they're putting out. The worst shit, and they're filming and they're airing and everything, it's like it's really crazy watching like that and trying to get somebody to laugh is like funny at first. But then when it's like the prime objective, it's a little embarrassing because, say, not hearing laughs from the people around you, that's even worse.

So the people go kind of nuts. Yeah, but it's really, really good. And I love picturing who in our group, what the dynamics would be, who would be the last one standing, who would get at us in a room.

I think that would be interesting.

I could go, wait, you think nobody can make you crack? I'd be the first to get. What if I said glargine? They don't look hip. I think I do think it's funny. I think big like me.

And you like when we watch comedians, I, I could sit and watch my favorite comedian and not smile. Not laugh. Still think he's so funny.

Yes I see. Yes. I'm like if you were in a room and you were told not to laugh and it's your closest friends around you trying to get you to laugh, it depends if it's a late night sleepover where you're like in the middle.

Well, you know, he comes in a late night sleepover because you're there for fucking know how long with six, six hours, it's like. And drinks involved.

Yeah. You have to drink and, you know, you don't have to. But I think people do it to lube themselves up and let their guard down for them to open up. But it makes you more vulnerable to.

And there was like there was this there was a couple people there's this one guy that was ignoring people like they would do something funny. He would look away. You can't do that. Yeah.

Like you said, it's like a yellow card if you start with a card that you just didn't see. Yeah.

If you keep a void, you have to like. Yes.

And and since you smile, can you like answered smiling. So it's like saying ask you a question.

Will you get like you get a pass if you do smirk or smile or to. Yes. I think Jason would take the throne.

I think you would get Karlee out pretty fast during personal, just like I think they would be the guy to do a joke to make other people laugh and make himself laugh.

Yeah, yeah. That happens on the show. Somebody does a gag and they make they're doing it and that's good.

But I was telling you. Check it out.

That's what's it on Amazon Prime. OK, there's no American horror show. The last one. Laughing Oh, my gosh.

It's all right. I think I Cremata Chalfie. It's pretty good. I like all the different flavors. You know, it's getting good at it. Medium roast. Not bad. You're good, dude.

My cousins live there. Oh.

And he traveled anywhere and all over the world, man. Yeah, yeah. That's cool.

Your group is fun man. I like you guys.

We're like see danger activity we never like before activity sometime before the shit went down like. We just didn't take advantage, you guys, to go everywhere and you got your eyes on the same page. Our group is like, I don't want to go camping.

And then it's like, let's just go to Nightingale on David's couch and not talk to each other. And yes, I don't want to still kind of I'm not going to lie fucking things.

I feel you. Yeah. You got to get out. Sometimes it's really fun.

I'm like, you're one of your favorite places you've been. I love the PNW like going up north and independent. Oh, I'm all right.

I'm I'm planning a BMW PNW row. Yeah, I really want to go. Yeah. Yeah. I really want to go to a story like all those like little sleepy towns all up on the East Coast. That really beautiful. I might go to New Mexico here.

Some fun. Oh, that's far. Oh, I know it's not too far, but what are you doing out there?

Albuquerque, go to the breaking dance and the guy sits on the top. Where does this video when is it getting released? Monday afternoon. One day after Valentine's Day. OK, Eric.

Oh, well, it is it is Monday. Valentine's Day. No, Sunday is fun.

Yeah. What are you doing for Valentine's Day? I'm a go pick up a girl. Yeah. All right.

We're talking about it. You know, right before we started this podcast, I was like, he's single now and this is love life going. It's good, dude. I found the love you did. She's in New Mexico. No way. What?

Oh, have you seen her? You like have you talked to her.

She said she said your friend. She said you feel pretty sure she's a furry. Yeah she's a great friend. How are you picking up a dog. I'm picking up a dog. Oh my God.

Oh fuck. Sorry.

I just I already officially named her Bambi and she's a golden doodle. Oh.

This year, you're going to like, yeah, you're the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Oh, my God. I thought we were getting some hot scoop using the them.

Oh, that is. Oh, my gosh. You're going to die. Don't shoot.

It's the cutest. Oh, so my friend's brother can't watch her anymore because he's having financial problems. And he he bought her off her breeder.

And and I just recently got a dog five months ago.

So you're rescuing I guess you should but but the dog I have now is I rescued him for a good reason. And so he's mine and he's the most perfect dog I've ever had. But it would be nice to have another pet around. And I've never had a girl dog in my life. So where are they going to be? You love animal?

No. Does every like doesn't matter what breed. If it's a guy or girl, they'll like fuck.

Or does that be like a certain breed that word because it's a golden doodle. So it's a.

So check this out bro. The picture of the pig can't not Matthew. Oh my God. The other day, right, we saw this dog and it had a diaper on and I was just like, oh my God. I was like, why is he wearing a diaper? And then I'm like, oh, it's on its period. And I was like, I totally forgot. Animals have periods, too.

Yeah. So wait, they do write a dog with a period bleeding. Like what?

It's like menstrual cramps when they got their babies and then when they CPAC on their period.

Oh it was out like oh no they didn't to me too. I like these girls on the period. They get like a little moody. Right. Is that like a thing. Maybe a little snippy more.

I don't do. OK, don't do this on your period. You get moody, do I?

Well, no, not right now. So no, she really doesn't. Guys, can I show you the mother and father? Because I'm like, oh my God, you're that dog person.

The mothers do it all. So the mother is that big golden retriever and the father is like a small, like golden guy. It's like a good job.

I don't like as far as like having to go off and doodle.

So that's the mom full on. Let me see.

Golden Golden Retriever and the father is a small little. But what I'm saying is like how does my gosh, this one small dog like doggy style.

Yeah. I like that's how they did it, that the father is like this morning. The mother's like that's more. What do you call the. The dog, male erection, a red rocket. I was just about to say, I told her about that. Said, I think, what do you say?

Coming up.

Do you ever see this fire hydrants around the city or the push pop? There's fire hydrants around the city that go like that.

Always reminds me of a dog there, but it's like a red with a blue tarp or blue with you. Never seen those like fire hydrants. It's a gas meter. They're not fire hydrants, but they're like they're like skinny versions of skinny versions of a fire hydrant. Haseena Bambini keeping a dog.

That's not our official name, by the way. But I think that's what I'm a neighbor because I have a dog named Barrier. How about like a Cleo or something? I like Bambi because I have a dog named Barry or Eddie. Bambi and Barry come out like a dog can all be cute.

Little Duodecimal nodded Janning Kasina.

We got like just in case you can and you look like a GM. I could be in the sunshine in jeans.

A cool name GM. Have you ever thought about what?

Oh, I have a list. You have a list of your name. Your kids. I want to my kids after stars.

After stars. After stars as a ton of them. Orion, Orion, Vega. Things that have to do with like characters for me.

Rigel, Milky Way, that Big Dipper. Little Star Galaxy Onna Galaxy.

Yeah, she's. Oh my goodness. Yeah.

No there's a lot, there's a lot of they have named Todd's kids. Todd's kid. His son will be named Towns Town.

What town. Smith and then Masek Smith like from Mazzy Star Towns and Massie's.

OK, Magical Magic School Towns Towns is a great name.

Have you talked to Natalya's different towns, towns?

Smith That's like a powerhouse W and like the C O, W and E.

Todd's last name is Smith. Yeah. Yeah. What's my name is yours.

Yeah. Smith. No, Matt Smith. You know my name is Matt.

It is man not clean with his last name. You know what he does. Ah thank you. Here we go. How do you not know my last name saying.

I much fucking Zain. That's Zain Hajazi. Oh, yes, that's right. Oh, yeah, I'm I'm I didn't know my last name.

Like, wait, what about Caitlin? I didn't I didn't know my last name. It's not everything that in your case, Zain.

Oh, you're right. Oh, shit.

My last name's not anywhere. OK, go. I'm Matt King. Oh, that's right. Oh my God. I knew that. Hey, buddy. Nice to meet you. Your name? Steven.

Steven. Well, that's my dad. Oh, Stephen King is actually is that you are thinking like the writer, yes, you're lying. Why do you think he talks?

You didn't know this. OK, this is a joke. Do you're in front of us now. You know about Mehman Mehman I Jabateh Mirana debating what is going to boonie Dub's edge of this reminds me of one of my dad's novels he wrote.

This is a book about that right now. This book is Stephen King's daughter.

I don't want to go through this shit but busted. Busted. But Martin Luther, my brother Bubba King, this is pain is going to go on.

I just in my archive but I just came out. I just came out, came out, came. Zane's coming out. I just came I just came up with my son and daughter. Yeah, OK. Just now. Yeah, let's hear it.

I just thought of it, OK, this is not going to be funny. OK, I agree, but I got I-Max. All right.

Now I want to hear that was. Can you be Sirsasana Dossi. Hejazi is. Can we be fucking serious. Sorry. Sorry, sorry.

Sorry guys. Come on. Losman laughing OK. Oh my God.

I mean, they my daughter, Laurel Canyon and my son Prager's, Laurel Canyon, Hajazi and Prager's Hejazi.

That's not bad.

Laurel. I like phrases like, oh, boy, that was good.

I like that I'm going to put on like that and I will not be the godfather.

No prayers and good prayers. I like prayers.

If you have twins, Hurum and Holon now Hollywood and Highland.

Oh my goodness. Bolex and Danny. Look at the Lucania in North Northwest.

I mean something different. Definitely different. Apple.

Pear what someone named. No Gwyneth Paltrow. I know apple. I think I personally know someone named Apple. I do look at look in this market. I don't get it.

Is Elon Musk's kid still unnamed, will square twelve. Yes, I pronounce that equals X ushe. So tucky. Oh oh Donahoo Grimes's. Yes.

Yeah. I love Grymes. I mean I'm Sudani Grimes. I'm Koczela.

I took I took Alex Ernst to go see Grimes when everybody else was going and seeing another show. I'm like dude this chick is awesome.

And Alex Ernst dug it and then now she's married Elon Musk. That's nuts to me. That was because of you man. Not because of me.

But I just I've been on a Grimes high for a long time.

I thought, you're going to say you're even on the grind. Like to get that happening, Grimes. Now, you've been on the grind trying to get the Grimes. Yeah, tomato, tomato, tomato.

Yeah. Looks like we've been in that room for six hours since I'm firework.

We have been losing that spark. My fight or flight spark. My my my flight sparked my French fries. Just French fries. No, not a fucking thing. I just said what is this. What are you doing here. Huh.

I want to I want to talk to you about your dad, Stephen King. No, not your dad.

Do you guys if you guys want to. Yeah. If you guys ever if you ever need someone and he's in town, he'd be the one to drink with or just to talk to both.

I want to like, sit down and ask your dad about his entire life. He seems like he's got some good stories store.

He's still eighteen years old. The definition of unfiltered, it's. Yeah, yeah.

Well, let's have him on. He's an imaginary. What does he do for a living.

He's a UPS driver for uh for ups for like twenty six years. He's his only job. Oh my God.

I'm surprised he hasn't gone viral yet and it's like a ring video. He's gone viral crazy and Twitter through a picture and it was something along the lines of like let me deliver your package. And it was like a Snapchat. And he was like the hot hot delivery guy. Not really hot. It was just like a funny is like a meme. Oh. And he was like posing but it's always fun. Went viral for sure.

So that's where you get your good looks for them to have good looks. Yes. Oh so that's where I got him.

Fifty one. Oh wow. He's young, he's like one hundred percent young spirit like he acts like. Yeah he's my best friend but he's crazy.

I, I love you guys. You got stories to go.

No. I've seen him so much on your videos on like the story.

He is just like you're just like him. He's hilarious. He's a funny guy now that he's done. Oh yeah.

He'll be so funny if we had all of our friends, parents, parents day, nerds weekend. Well if we, if we had all our friends, parents come in and we line them up and we, like, just had to go and hang out, guess who's parents now that would be good.

Oh, my God.

We would guess. Is that in a heartbeat. But that's so funny. Like moms and dads are really good.

Yes. And you interview them, hang out with them for the day. That would be sad. I just want to see everybody interact and who hates who because we know we're going to get the fuck in. We're going to get the gossip out there like a reality show. But log's what parents got to go. Go do some dance moms.

This vlog moms. We we have to make them film everything, like they have to hold the cameras and try to vlog.

Oh, my God. The hell is this?

I want to do this, mom.

Season three, reality house right there. Parents just thinking that, dude, can we do that? That's so funny. And the whole unfiltered cast yamen.

Yeah. Oh what. She was hot reality. Are you serious.

Wait I don't want to put that on like I'm down to play the game.

Are you. Yes, that's with it. I considered being on Big Brother for a while. Yeah. I like close like they were asking me to and it's basically the same thing.

I feel like they really want me in my life. So I thought I was asked to be on.

Are you the one you should I you know, but no guilty pleasure. That was one of the best summers ever.

It was at the beginning of the summer. They go, we want you to go to Hawaii for a chance to win a hundred thousand dollars. And also you have to be away for like months the entire summer.

Imagine we're going to Hawaii with no chance to win a match. You know what was great, though?

I got well, I'm totally flattering myself. I got recruited at the gym. They just liked my look. Oh, everything is gym that we use together.

I just I got to be on treadmills. Go. Hey, hey, ho ho. We love your say. Have you ever considered being on are you the one. And then they pulled off my Instagram. Whoa.

Now we really want you on.

Are you the one really. And I said no, I've seen them out of the gym just because I would have been away.

What were you doing at the gym?

We should have done so far, but that was like one of the best summers of my life, though. I know. But you with everybody, like all the Tuesday on the show, are just like these fucking muscle juice heads.

But it would have been and I would have walked out in the music of like, hey, guys, I'm not I'm a whiner. But, you know, but I.

I remember when this season finally came out, I was like, I got to see what these girls look like, like to see if I missed out on anybody.

Yeah. None of the girls I wanted it. It was like the first season, you can tell like it was there. It was beneath this time.

But if I'm going to find love on a show, I'm going to find love. But I've already found love. Then go to The Bachelorette.

I don't need to be with other Trishala. Right. Let me go.

You give me that. I've given out my final rose. Whoa.

Oh, Patricia. Come on now. Mattock Soledad. Oh, my God. Oh, this guy. OK, forget about it. Let's just like that.

You have a girlfriend. Yes.

Oh yes. And you know, congrats to of getting man.

Jesus, we are you are you dating. No. No. Do you do you have a Ariah Aveng. No. No. Nothing. No I don't, I don't know. I've, I've tried to honor the children. They're hard, it's hard.

I see so many things that the game it was a game change commercials.

This is the app that you delete after you find one. That's a great slogan though.

It is a great slogan actually, because the hinge like app gets destroyed throughout the commercial as people fall in love.

Yeah, you never endorsed Cremata coffee. We talked about it before. We clicked the record books.

So what did you enjoy about it? What's the tea? I love every flavor, the one I like the most, though.

I have a gun to his head literally on screen. I love it.

I love so good. Delicious. Not the flavor I liked the most was the cinnamon one. Oh nice.

That was like instead of just hot. Not hot. Hot like I like morning like straight out of bed like no matter what like temperature.

It's outside it's like said but yeah that went first and then it was the I think it was the medium roast and I think it was another one. Is it vanilla. Does you have a good time in. Yeah. This is a fun time and a place you guys like. Yeah. Anything you want. No, not really. I think.

Oh my Twitter is good. I don't a you're right. I'm like oh fuck you guys on my.

Can he can I come on one of your live streams on your Twitter.

Of course. I mean I tried to hop on yours, but literally my Internet. That's what I feel.

That man, I miss it just on camera and I feel like I can do that on your Twitter. Yeah. Man doesn't belong and do something tomorrow doing spill or failure guts.

So something like that would be fun. You know, I want to be a part of that. That sounds fun.

Sounds like something I need to be able to redo it another time. Telling somebody like this.

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Oh my God. It's guys. He looks like a fucking Phil nothing.

Phil King. Oh fuck. Did you look like an author right now.

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Bye bye. Bye now.