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Hello for us. Angelina Jolie just sold a painting for like 11 million dollars that Winston Churchill painted. That's pretty dope, actually, though. Brad Pitt bought it for her when they were like married Winston Churchill, like the people that make the textbooks or Winston Churchill wasn't. He was the prime minister of England. But he was like, not really. I guess he wasn't good. It was just. Yeah, right. It's finger painting. He just kind of like it.

You could do anything right now and call it art. It's crazy. Remember the remember, the whole thing would have been an awesome thing, like take the banana to a wall and they're like, this is art. And someone like ripped it off. Yeah. And like the guy sued also you can't sue somebody for ripping a banana with tape on it off a wall.

Now that's art. There's a story behind so that somebody out there like twenty six.

Right.

I love art but some of it I really don't get in what way. I don't think you're supposed to get it. It's like it's it's in the eye of the beholder. I get that.

But it's also whatever you feel looking at it. Yeah.

I just wish the piece that you're lucky you're looking at looks amazing, you know what I mean? Like, you know how they in museums, it's like, yeah, there's like a frame and has nothing in it. You're just like this is a frame with nothing in it. And they're like, no, look at it.

But really look at it again. Look at the emotions I feel while you're looking good.

I feel not painting is like something that you can look at and kind of discover something new every time. I guess. Like I like realism stuff because it's. Yeah. Me. I see. That is like, wow, that's like like I liked the painting you made matte with your watercolor side.

Oh thank you. That one was going on. I don't know like somebody said. That's right. It looks like what Pam made in that episode in the office when she painted the building, it kind of I didn't know if to take that as a compliment or a diss in the show. Was this supposed to be like a good picture or not?

Her art show and Michael wanted to buy it off of her because it was so nice.

But I remember seeing see article where people were like, oh, my God, this sucks. Like, she didn't like a gym, supported her going to art school and stuff, but she didn't support gym going to another branch to work. She wasn't really good and she didn't even really become like an artist.

Right now, she is never getting on this podcast that this little boy, Jenna Fischer, we are so sorry. She takes it really personally. Hey, we don't judge the actor. We just judge the character. Right, exactly. I liked Pam. I thought she was funny.

I think it's really beautiful, though, how little kids draw, though, like in how we like. Yeah. I mean, it's hard to replicate how a kid draws, but the way a kid draws is so unique.

I love the way like draw like like if people, if kids have like broken families at home and you're in school and you're drawing like draw your family and they put like like what, devil horns on the mom.

It was just they're like, oh, I could tell you could tell what it's like at home for this kid because, you know, adults you don't like. We're not drawing how our lives are.

Like they'll draw their house and the whole family's inside and then the dad's outside and they're like, why is daddy outside? And they'll be like, oh, he's just because he's always he's always without there.

Like, way before we rip kids apart for their artwork, let's show this podcast. Okay. All right. All It's coffee time, baby. Yeah.

Who made the beat of what to it out?

Yeah, and that's him going unfilled.

Yeah. And like you hear like the coffee, like pouring the coffee into the cup. Did he actually pour the coffee or did he download like a coffee scoring sound effects? I mean, I think it easily just find that Foley artists like the people who like have to watch something and like the movie Sound Effect people, it's crazy fun to watch.

It's great.

I've seen so many videos online of like like like like it's supposed to be like stepping on leaves, but they're like crumpling up like a newspaper like this job to figure out how to make a sound.

Yeah. Because it's things that don't make sense. Like it's like a tree is is like a broom or like the vomit is like oatmeal.

Yeah. Just like pretty interesting to see.

I would get actual cute because that's my brain. They're there like he's just like one of those like realism like sound effects guys.

OK, well welcome back to Zanin Heath unfiltered. We are Zanin Heath. Oh, OK.

I thought a little different, you know, and our lovely co-host, Matt and Mireia. Happy to be. Hey, how are you doing? You look so good today.

Thank you.

Is that because we just had a conversation that I said, nobody ever tells me I look good and you make me look like the shittiest boyfriend. Yeah, you do.

Tell me we're all very insecure of ourselves, you know, and trying to find some damn shoes on.

We're guys. We're like, we're in his house. We're in your room. We are working.

Yeah. I always find it so funny that I put shoes on before walking into another room in the house, but I feel like I'm going to work.

Yeah, it's like the shoes make me feel secure, like I got purpose. I'm grounded. Zane's trying to get like a static shock to me. It's like I want to be as comfortable as possible because I want to I want to feel like this is just a normal conversation.

I'm not going to work. You know, keep it casual for the listeners, though, because, you know, they're not like in suit and ties when they're listening to this. They're on their way to work in a suit and tie this. Hey, this may sound out there. I just came across my head.

Is it just me or was static shock something you experienced way more as a kid as you got older? Like I haven't been shot.

I get shocked every single day. How first of all, getting out of my truck every time I close the door behind me, I get shocked. Starbucks, Starbucks, LED's, their first sip of coffee.

I always get shocked in your mouth, but I think you are right because kids like I catch myself being cautious, like, oh, that's going to shock me. I don't know why that's true. Like when you're a kid, like you'll be you'll be rolling around on the trip.

Yeah. Sliding around the stairs. Six up.

If I'm on a trampoline, I'm on my feet and I'm like because I don't want to get shocked getting off.

Like, I know that like I got like a treadmill. Shackman Yesterday it was like, oh my gosh damn. I haven't been shocked in like a year.

I get shocked all. Is it because of your watch? I know I get out with my right hand. I think it's because I scoot on my seat to get out. So it's that quick little friction as soon as I get out and then I touch it to grab it zaps me every time I miss going down like a plastic slide.

I have all that static and we had like a wood chip playground and you would get all this static and if you just covered your feet above the wood chips, they would crumble.

Yes, yes, yes. Baby kids discover magic levitation. Mm hmm. No, I've never had that one in science class. Did they touch, like, the other little side?

The ball was it called the static ball and your electricity ball where it was like the purple in my guess where they would hold hands and it would shock through your arms.

Yeah. What was the what was we all I feel like I hope everybody heard this, but if you had like had something like a quarter, if you put a quarter on top of it and then you put your hand on it, you would like get electrocuted, not just like there was something about your eyes, know, the static like ball where the lightning is going all through it, something that somebody would always talk about.

If you put like a coin on top of it and then, like, touched that you would like it fully electric already shocking me.

Just put it.

And all of us were so scared to actually try it, but we all just like took it as a fact.

You guys didn't have that in order. One of those. Well, one of the bread in the middle wall. It's like a science. We're is Spencer like Spencer still have all that shit. Spencer's gifts. Yeah. Spencer is good. Yes. Yes. But you can also get it on Amazon.

I no I know that. But like that reminds me of Spencer's found like literally anything that smells like a neon light section. Yeah. That has all those things that glow, even the ones with the the like transparent strings, the plastic strings with the lights at the tip.

Oh yeah. I fucked with a lava lamp. Oh my God.

The loved ones that they were like it looked like it was like fibers.

Oh yeah. Yeah. It was like fiber optic strands of plastic in the light. I never understood that.

I'd look at them be like how the fuck did they do that. The like. Yeah, yeah.

I got really disappointed when I found out that that's what does the ceiling stars in cars like the Rolls-Royce, the tip of those.

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Those are all fiber optics. Well, now a little like cables that all go and then just like plantsman and then they cut the tip of it off like it sticks there and then the light just goes to it.

So it's expensive to make this. So I can do that. People do it all the time on ticktock.

They'll like make a custom one. I think they look tacky.

The Starlight's you never seen, like inside a Rolls-Royce. Like what it looks like it looks fucking sick, I think. Well, you don't like it. No, it's just a car. You don't need to make it look like, you know, back Spencer's gifts. You're fucking just trailer trash pieces of shit. That stuff excites me. Anything as far as I'm going to get me a car. One minute has started.

I laugh out loud, sound on the floor, and when you open the car, give me the ambient light.

And I want to say a Lamborghini right there. I want everybody to see on the floor, but not. You got a new car today? I say, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think you've been talking about that for a long time.

While it has been like a year since I've wanted this car. But because of like Corona, they kept delaying it, delaying it. I just wasn't sure if it was the right timing. And I hate the idea of buying a car.

Who is who is the excuse me. Delaying.

Oh, oh, delaying. Oh, no, no. I'm saying I thought that you're saying the dealership was delaying the car. Like, how the fuck. Well, there was a long delaying time for the cars to finally come out. Got it in twenty twenty and I didn't color is so you think.

What is it. Has man blue eyes blue. Yes.

Oh we knew that because our lives are blue today we're celebrating. For the longest time though I was very conflicted about getting this car or getting a Tesla. But the thing is like Tesla is like I cannot fit in them. I'm six three. It's really hard for me to sit comfortably. And unless it was the model X, but I don't want to have the same car is Jason and David.

I can't see you in a test. We'll see what the car is. No way.

It is the Land Rover defender. Oh, that's really nice. Really nice. It's been my dream car. I love the one from like nineteen ninety seven and they stop making it until this year and I just felt like it was a sign.

Yeah. I love the old school ones. They look so fucking there. But you know the contents. Yeah. And the nineties. Oh my God.

It looks like a jungle car.

Like I know what's crazy is like in the United States they're such like this, like sought after car. It's really bizarre because they honestly they suck, but it's become such a an icon that they can charge literally a hundred thousand dollars for it and people will pay it just to be like, yeah, I could get a new jeep, I can get all these new cars that will do so much more. But yeah, I could blow a hundred thousand dollars on an old Defendor.

And if you go to like other countries, they're like literally they're the work cars, like pieces of shit that they like.

They're like, yeah, the worker man's car and like and then they transport them over here and then they jack up the price. Crazy, you know, how like cars lose their value as soon as like you buy or it comes off. Yeah. Are those like cars just constantly keep their value. Like how is that work.

Well this is like a new edition of them, like making a comeback. And I'm buying it like in it's, you know, revival years. So who knows obviously. Yeah. When you buy a new car, like, instantly lost value in it. But yeah, I'm now twenty eight years old.

I should treat myself to buy you a game call you hear. True. Right.

They told me fucking when I got that car they told me that oh it keeps its value. That shit went down like a lot of money and as soon as I took that off the line, no car keys is value I feel like. Yeah, it's, it's a mess.

Cars are a weird world unless you're buying some crazy exotic thing and you don't drive it at all and just let it sit and hold onto it, then it'll go up. Yeah, but I know I just hate the idea of how we sell cars, that there has to be this middle man who has to profit off of it in every car is like priced differently. I wish it was like no haggle. It was like just buying a TV. It's like having to give it to you.

So let me just talk straight to the fucking people. And there's all these numbers they're breaking down. And then you see these take talks are like five mistakes when buying a new car. Answer these. They must answer these questions.

These are so good.

I thought, though, like it's my favorite thing in the world, buying a car or like buying a car for somebody else.

Yeah, like just the whole.

And you know what? Someone's trying to take advantage of you too. Yeah.

It's just so like pull them out, do car salesman like do you think it's actually helps the company a ton. Like if someone's going in and buying a car, I feel like whether there's a salesman or not, they're going to buy the car if they really want it.

You know what I mean? No, because I remember when you went to go see the G wagon. This is this is years ago when he bought it. I guess we went there on a random we were just talking about it. We were like, yo g wagons are kind of cool. And he's like, they are kind of cool. I was like, let's just go see one. Let's just this week. But this is way back. And he was like, Yeah, let's just go see it.

We show up and the salesman we got to talking to, he goes, What are you looking for? Today is and was like, I'm not buying a car today. I'm just looking. I have no idea what these are, but I just want to see it. He goes, You're not buying a car today. That's what the guy before you just said. And I just sold them a car. His was like. Not going to happen literally fast forward like an hour, Zain, let's be completely honest here, he's not the one that sold me the car.

You're the one that sold me the car. If you said don't get the car, I wouldn't have gotten the car. But then you all do a little Doce. Don't actually get a total steal.

It was crazy what he did to this guy because normally car salesmen, they they kind of manipulate you like. Yeah, they try to change numbers and make you think you're getting a good deal. And he so flipped it. Said that's so I like got him a really good price on it.

And we were just like back and forth negotiating and like usually if you call him out he was like, well I can talk to the owner and see what they say, but it's not going to happen. I think you should just take it right now. Just be like, no. Yeah, go ask, go see. And then you sit there and wait and they try to like, draw you out and like, see if you could like. Yeah, fold.

We just kept going back and forth and I ended up getting this really good price. And the way it was working was because he was trading his car in and they were trying to negotiate the price of his car against the Jeep.

Yeah, but I was looking I think they thought I was getting another car, right?

Yeah. There was like this kind of mix up. They thought it was for another car on the lot. That was a brand new one. His was like two thousand miles when he got it.

So I kept telling the guy I was like, Zain, if they give you five thousand dollars more for the price of your jeep because he had a really nice jeep, then technically it takes another five thousand dollars off the price of the car so they can just, like, jack up your price, your your trade in.

And then it also equates to them taking five thousand off. So like they'll eat the five thousand cost of their car and make it look like you're getting 5000 more for yours. Right. So I was like, no, the jeep is worth more than this. You got to give him more for it. And I kept saying, like, they're going to take five thousand off the price and give you five thousand more for G.

See, this is owned by brain starts going like, well I feel like an old lady just signing my home away to somebody I, I think. Well whatever you think is bad.

It was fascinating watching he because I was watching the whole thing, I was just like oh so I was I was trying to get him another five thousand for his jeep.

Yeah. And I kept saying five thousand off the car. He's going to give you 5000 more for the jeep. And that's just how it's going to like look like it's balancing out like they're going to take it off of their cost. Yeah. And he went in and ran the numbers. He took five thousand off and then gave him another five thousand on his jeep.

Oh, he got confused. So ten thousand dollar price cut right there as opposed to just being a five. Oh wow. So I looked at it and I was like, oh shit, he fucked up. So I was like, so you're taking five off here and giving us five. And he had written up the whole document for it. And he looked at it and he was just like I looked at it and I was like, sign the paper, sign the paper right now, because he had already printed it at what point?

And he couldn't take it back. And he was like, he's like, you got me.

I fucked up. Here's like, just shake my hand right now.

Day, like the defeat in his face, he was like he realized what he did.

And I was like, I feel bad.

Or he's got no one's really, really sold that car to the guy before you. So, you know, he probably had to go check back at his other papers, like, why have I been selling so many cars? Or he's or he's really smart. And because we were there for literally all fucking day and it was about to close. Yeah. He was just like, I'm just going to look like I just fucked up demagogically smart because he seemed like a smart guy.

He like looks like he sells a lot of cars. So normally it is a huge long drawn out thing.

But when I just got my new Porsche, I went to the dealership, they gave me the key, showed me around it, and I went to do the whole paperwork thing. I literally walked in. The lady sat me down. She is like, sign here, sign here, sign here.

This is for, you know, how they never buy an extended warranty. They always try to sell you on the extended warranty. That's how they make their money. What you're not supposed to know everything.

I know I was trying to make a joke around like you shouldn't because I never I'm never in his after no situation where I actually they they try to force you.

They try to force you and make it seem like it's something you need to have. Don't ever fucking do it. I walked in. She's like, this is the extended warranty. Just go ahead and say that you don't want it. Let's go, go, go. And I say you're not going to force me to fucking buy the shit. And she is like, absolutely not. You're going to waste my time and I'm going to waste years. Let's go.

I literally signed papers for five minutes, got out the door and was done. That's crazy. It was the fastest transaction I've ever know.

I was there for like four hours. We were at that. Deals are for like eleven hours. It was fucking insane. And this guy was just tired or I'm going to get shot at just because I love him.

Champion Porsche like they were fucking incredible. So if you guys ever want a champion Porsche, go for it. They were delightful. My uncle has one.

He loves it. It's like it's his go to car that's like the only car he trusts.

So when you have a Porsche, you call it a Porsche, you call it a Porsche regard when it's named Porsche.

Is that like is that the actual term? That's I've always said Porsche just it's just easier. But yeah. Porsche, you want to be fancy Tajai. You know, he just doesn't want to hear from other. Yeah. Because I know the car enthusiasts are going to come after me. It's a Porsche.

You drive don't you don't even know how. Pronounced, yeah, yeah, it's serious, I mean, all you got to do is just sell some Pokemon cards and you'll be able to buy a Porsche. Yes, sir.

Fact, I don't understand how Pokemon cards are not only a thing, but how are they worth so much money? It just doesn't make sense to me. What about you? Gift cards? Why aren't you coming up? Those are coming up because Pokemon came by and now they're going crazy.

Right? What about Digman?

And I used to play I used to play Ugelow with my little brother and it was like the cards were so sick.

And it's like, I just love playing that game. I never play Pokemon wise.

Why are you like the card loader thing? But you could load up the cards.

Oh my God. Was that for you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. They had a show right. It was a show too. Yeah.

OK, I thing is with Pokemon, no one's ever playing the damn card game though. I know yog you had to have the cards to really play the game. There was a Pokemon, you could play out the game but no one's playing the game. Never knew how to play. Everyone's just collecting the cards. Yeah. Which is. So you were buying selling cards. The person has it and then they sell it for more money. Like where does that.

Yeah I just keep going on that.

So I texted my mom a couple of days ago, lost my Pokemon cards. Oh I had all my holiday graphics in this tiny little thing and I tore at my parents house. Couldn't find it.

Yeah, I couldn't find mine either. I'm so mad because I know I have some.

I think I took my I got solid. My brother my brother used to have a binder full of Pokemon. We also had a binder but I did it. My brother's big, thick blue. It's like five inches tall with little baseball cards in the binder. Oh yeah.

Yeah. It's crazy how much Pokemon cards are going for now. Oh, no, really. If they're first edition, you're in a really good market. If it's like a fourth or fifth print, I hear it's like it's not that much.

I've never really understood it. It's like paying that much money, like for a fucking Pokemon card, like right now.

Logan, I know it's an investment, but jeez, Logan, Paul bought all those Pokemon cards and he sold them.

Right. He controlled the fucking market. Yeah. It's crazy. It's pretty remarkable what he did. I mean, that's a huge risk of him buying all that fucking all those cards. Well, yeah, he was selling like the unopened boxes that people could then open up.

Wow. Yeah. But what's even crazier things.

Get on the pokey, baby. Good for him. Like, I really don't understand people buying that stuff, but even more than that is the whole NFTE movement right now. NFC is NFC stand for not fucking not fucking true.

I don't know. I saw it. I saw it on my Twitter feed, but I didn't even bother. Like, I saw somebody talking about like Vine and left. And I was just like, what is it?

It's a non fungible token. Correct. And it's basically backed by crypto. It's like a crypto form of like a like a collectible card type digital art, right?

Yeah. Digital. Ah, yeah.

So it is so interesting to me because have you seen what the NBA is doing right now, what they're making NFTE, they have Nettie's and the NBA actually like backed it and has their own things that like they're they're selling through it and they're selling highlight moments. So you can get an NFTE of Steph Curry making a three pointer and it's like a little like video of him, like going up, shooting it. And then you buy it. You own that little snippet, video of him making it.

Yeah. It's not like a brand or like a show, like buying the rights to one of our videos that they want to use. It's not like the same thing. Similar to that.

Yeah. Like you. Oh right. Right, yeah. This one like moving piece of time. Anybody can have the video but you own like the NFTE version of it.

I literally don't get it at all. It seems so stupid to me, but I feel like it's the future. And Grymes sold eight million dollars worth of NAFTA like this past week. A lot of artwork that she made.

Digital art. Yes. So you don't mind you like I get by.

But the thing is, Grimes, people wanted to buy it because Grimes is dating Elon Musk and it's a cryptocurrency.

And so it's just I know we've got to make stick.

Figures are David Tobruk and we'll be buying like to me, you buy a Pokemon card. Cool. Look, I have this Pokemon card or I have this painting.

You come into my house, you see my art, you see whatever. But like, you gonna need your help me take my phone. Look, I got this in my my little crypto bank. You can see right here I have this clip of Steph Curry. And how much are these clips going for? Like thirty six thousand dollars. What about our Komodo dragon vine? What can we sell that one for? Anybody want to buy it? We should make some NFTE.

Have you seen like we sold entities? I'd wanted to be just like super cheap though. I don't get it. That makes no sense, I'll be honest.

Have you seen I think it's called crypto kiddie's. Crypto kitties.

That sounds like that sounds like a fan page. It's like. NFTE, basically, you buy this kitty, this cat, right, and it's a cartoon kitten and it has its own like look, whether it has like kind of floppy or pointy or Scottish for like, OK, here, here's a picture of one. So you can buy one of these. You literally buy just the picture of it or whatever, and there are thousands of dollars and you can take that.

And if you buy another one, you can like breed them together and pass down their gene code to make another krypto kitty.

Oh, my. It's literally like online cat breeding with fuck.

I don't.

Have you heard a Tamagotchi. Yeah.

Have you heard of Neopets. Have you heard of Neopets.

I was expecting something much cooler than I just wish someone was here that like understood this world. I could just be like guys. Well this is like well that's that's a crypto lady right there.

Look at this. Can I put my my opinion, my two cents in, please? Because that's all the money I got when it comes to stuff like this.

I think I'm just I don't know why I'm so uninteresting.

I know. I know. I mean, none of I don't think it really interested us. We're just like, why? No, I know.

I'm like, not just the cat, like the whole like bitcoin and stocks and gambling. Like, I don't I have no interest in making. I know it's so cool and it's so like exciting. But I have no interest in like trying to make money because not from my job.

Because you don't understand. If you understood it you would be more like you like he understands stocks. So that's why I think it's really cool.

And I'm so happy he's good at stocks because I'm not. Yeah. And I know, like, everyone's in on it. I'm like, OK, that's his thing. Like that's that's sick. I wish I was interested, but if it's not something that I'm working for, I don't get it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't get how we could just have that money. I don't honestly.

That's why a lot of people are stuck just working their job and like it is kind of sad where. What do you mean like earned income. Oh yeah. A lot of people are stuck with good earned income. Yes.

But then like, you can have passive income, like you can make money. Great. And then use that money. Now go buy a house and then rent it out to somebody and they're constantly paying you every month. Yeah. There's just a risk with crypto kitties, crewcut.

OK, and the thing is though, I think that there's this new mentality because Bitcoin, when it was starting off, everybody kind of viewed it as crypto kitties. You're like, well, what is it? Whatever, you know, now it's like has established itself as this world currency where this new stuff like NPT's and crypto kitties are coming around. People are like twenty to catch on this now because I want to pay off big time like Bitcoin.

I just there's this frantic urgency monkey, banana, banana thing where people are like, do I need to be doing something right now because I don't want to miss out like I did bitcoin.

Yeah, I feel like everybody in the world that's like we just have like famo like we don't understand it, but we feel like we're missing out on something. I want, I want it, I want to be on the same page as everybody. Yeah. That's, that's the thing like doesn't interest you, doesn't really interest me but I feel like I'm missing out.

You don't care. You're just like oh fuck.

I like how you can stay though for listeners if you're young and if you got student loans, don't be risking your money on stuff like kitties.

Focus on paying off any debts you have, building good credit and finding smart ways to invest in them.

Oh, my God. Did you see my crypto kiddie? I just thought you should breeda together. We could wait.

Let's get a cat name or crypto IQ, who is the creator of crypto kitties, this man and this like mystical. He's this billionaire who like crypto kitties. Oh, hundreds. And you probably felt like somebody came up the fucking idea.

But who knows what the digital landscape is going to be changed in twenty years. We will be able to shoot out holograms in these Nettie's can just like live within our head.

You heard of Earth to Earth, to Earth, to Heath.

It is the most bizarre thing. But basically it's I think they're starting it to do like a virtual reality thing. And basically it's Earth, but a duplicate version. And you can buy real estate and land in this virtual world. And like you pay money and you real money. Yeah. Real money on your own land in this virtual reality.

Mistrustful. No, no, no.

And it is so interesting because I think this could actually work like imagine now the basis with a virtual reality game or something like your your your real estate agent in VR.

So you could make more or something like and yeah, you can make money like Brian.

It's like he bought, he bought Saddle Ranch, he bought all that land like on Sunset right there.

My buddy. Whoa. On Earth too. Yeah. Right now. Yeah. He bought it like a couple of months ago.

Can you go there where you are right now. Maybe you can, you can like see like all the land and stuff and you could like see like who like owns it or can't we just stay that way.

It doesn't make sense to me, you know, because to me that's like playing Sims. It's like you get no there's no satisfaction because it's not real.

But that's why I asked him if you can make money too. Like if I buy a house on Earth to. Can I sell that house to somebody and literally actually make the money, he's my bank account. Thousands and thousands of dollars. Scary.

It's it's similar to the guy who created that website where he sold pixels, like whatever max amount of pixels are on, like your home screen. He would sell pixels. And then it became this pixel bidding war where people would try to buy blocks of it and use it as advertising for their own thing. So it became this huge page filled with a bunch of advertisement. It was big like in like two thousand, I think maybe seven. I could be wrong, but the kid made like over a million dollars from his clients getting excited about things that are not real because there's nothing left in this world anymore.

Nothing is exciting anymore. So people are just like, oh, well, there's a new world. Let me let me try to see if I could, like, buy some land in this new world. Like, it doesn't make sense to me because there's no satisfaction. You can't touch it. If I buy land in this earth to place, I can't, like, feel it. I can't touch it. I can't be in it. I don't know enough about it.

Makes no sense.

And it's like since it's so interesting, I got to see it for myself, I'm going to put on my quest to check out a prospect out some real estate by the new Lewis and Clark.

I've always thought about that though, like with with virtual reality, like if you can, like, work a second job in this, like, headset, well, again, you go do things for other.

Ethan, I would be very Cremata coffee because we wouldn't be able to afford it here. So but in virtual like like what if.

OK, so hypothetically, you're in a VR earth to write and say you own whatever say you own Saddle Ranch or whatever restaurant. And like in this virtual reality world you have to eat to like survive like you, your character or your your avatar.

Like a. Yeah. It's a game. Right.

But if you don't have a car in this thing, you have to like walk to a place and the only thing within your range is whatever restaurant you can't eat in a virtual game, you can serve your or your character dies.

No, it will be like ready player one like your tokens will be based on another form of activity. I don't think it's going to be like you have to eat. You never know.

And ready. Player one though, these people that were in virtual reality, they felt everything they were able to like taste food. They're able to like, actually be there.

I think, you know, they'll never feel. I know. That's all I'm saying.

It's like that's why I feel like this will never work. Like this will never become like a real thing, because it is like that clip of like in a press club.

And what is the Internet? We have this next site. And what is that? Well, the Internet is for just so we can all see something, we still need to see shit. You know, it's like we got to see what's going on. It helps us get through our day, helps us figure out shit.

All I got to say is I love my Arculus and I love playing rec room. You can go to all these virtual worlds. You can go to the house and home alone. You can go.

I would I would rather hop on a plane, then go to the Oculus version of it's cool. You can do it in the. Is that the game where you're like in a bar and you're like, there's people walking around you and you can like hit them and you start a whole fight that's like VR chappe rec room is similar to that. It's a bar fight. Yeah, I saw it. I saw it on stage. I thought it was a hilarious you've got to like start fights and everybody would react like they would in real life.

And just I thought was really funny.

It's so it looks like Devin pulled up right now our neighborhood is fifty bucks per tile to buy tile. We should buy this house.

So Ryan spent probably like three hundred bucks on getting us out of range. Yeah, he's burning. How long ago? Months ago.

So should I be buying like like like I don't know. I would try to look up all the never mind the back of the same strategy because I kind of want to ease into it. Yeah. That's 50 bucks is a little like you kind of sit there. I'm like, it's fifty bucks this. Why is it funny or a tile go.

Bye bye. This becomes like a crystal like these people are hoping that becomes like a big guy.

It's like oh it's not real but it's something that people can do this whole like technology where it's shit isn't real, but people are buying it is it just blows my mind.

I think it's sad everybody in the crypto world is listening to this, just like, can we can we can we go back in time to where people like grew crops and had trades?

And like you, you come to me and I'll give you 50 tomatoes for a couple barrels of oil. Come on. That's really that's boring.

We're past the one I would love to go back to that time. Now, what would I have to offer, though?

I had nothing to offer, I would die of starvation.

Well, you would have to learn a trade and be able to provide something that has have to be good at something. You can be a blacksmith. I'd be a puppeteer.

Yeah. You going to tell my little character? Come on, everybody, stop breakdancer. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You would he would start fires and everybody's holy.

Oh, you be a cowboy in the saloon playing poker and graveling.

You used horse carriage salesmen. I would say I can edit people said but it sounds like there's no I. If you want to be a cobbler, I could give people tick tock ideas, I'd like to disappear and just be just go live with the Amish.

You wouldn't survive and still do that today. There's no cars in the Amish world. No, you can't have your cars. It depends on what kind of Amish new Amish. They walk everywhere. Some do.

They've got to use electricity. There are certain rules and certain days. It depends on which Amish. What's. Were these like new rules created? Have you ever seen Amish people? Are Amish people even listening to this? Can they listen to podcasts?

You know, I went in on Friday nights, apparently, though, they can't own something technological, but they can, like, rent it. They don't have cell phones. Oh, that's so interesting. They're happy in their skin color. So sign me up.

We should we should have it look like a fully Amish gassier so we can, like, asked all the questions. They would see the lights and leave. We'd have to fly them out.

Oh, fuck. It depends. They don't own the plane and drive a goddamn John Deere. That's that's a car.

Oh yeah, they do. Huh. I see it all the time.

And like in what they're they're not out there cutting grass with a sickle. They are using the old school lawn or though I think they are using old school.

But when I was in Lancaster and the there was an older brother and a little brother, but the older brother was like eight and the little brother was like four and he was teaching him how to do it. Child labor laws. They make pies, though. Good.

No good. Honey. Honey, have you have you been with an Amish family?

Because the Amish this like community. My family goes through a lot. It's in Amish territory and they come by like trying to sell us pies and stuff and we always buy them.

Oh, yeah, they're really sweet.

But I'm always just looking at the people like like I just I'm so curious how we're viewed in their eyes.

They don't judge us. Oh, probably awful. No, no, they don't judge us at all. They're super nice.

Do you think they're like peeking over like trying to see your Instagram though, like as you're like saying, oh, I bet it's a little cooler at a restaurant and you see a little kid with an iPad and you're like, oh my gosh, this kid is just glued into his thing. You have no interest in what he's doing on the iPad. You're just like, what a distraction that she sucked into something.

I bet it could be working right now. But we are.

But I don't see the point in it. They're like, what? What's there really for me? We're just so wired into it.

Well, because, I mean, in their world, it's like we don't actually we don't need it, which is true. Like we don't need any of these.

It's just a different lifestyle. And they respect other lifestyles. And that's what's really cool about them.

Well, the ones that look look at us growing, being educated, we're all honest. We are just like.

Right. You got it all wrong with experience. OK, I'm not saying everybody I know.

I honestly, I respect the Amish. I love that they chose this simple lifestyle.

I just wish they chose a different time period.

What if it's like in prison where, like, we think they're not on their phones, but really, like, they're sneaking phones and they're like on Instagram.

And so there's all this chick talk I found were like some kids, like, really got it. It's like, have you seen jail tock where it's like, yeah, it's maybe I can take of jail Z. There's some Amish ones where you see like you can tell it's like Amish people hanging out, but one of them has, it's like a rebellious teen. They are so human.

I would question how are these people that are in jail accessing wi fi, how is your public Wi-Fi? They could easily lock it for people that are working there.

I'm confused. And how would that happen if there is no Wi-Fi? There's no way the reception goes through those walls.

There's no way to do that. I don't know. But I also would if there were like different Amish communities, but they were like only lived in the 50s. What do you mean? Like instead of, like, the simple life where they only just do and use products from like the 50s.

Oh, God, I got it cool. Like they're only like committed to a certain decade. Yeah. You know what I mean. When you were born. Yeah. I don't know. That would just be weird where it's like they could only use like they'd only drive like old cars and stuff and they just smoke like cigarettes with those long filters. And I would like to see like someone that like lives in that world and like, you know, uses no technology.

I just like want to actually fucking there are people living in primitive tribes in this world. Never seen primitive YouTube. Oh my God. It's the most addicting rabbit hole you'll ever go down.

They'll literally build like adobe, like huts and like they'll build like this shelter and then they'll dig like a tunnel underneath it and put like this fire pit underneath it, put like clay over top of it and make a bed on top of it and it will heat.

These are these are legitimate fucking houses. It's absolutely insane. These are the videos. You find yourself watching it like three in the morning and you're just amazing.

Dot com. Yeah, it's amazing.

Isn't that a what is it a website, don't you think it'll it'll take days at a time to make these tiles to like put a roof over the euro who got stuck in my half sister Wal-Mart.com.

That's what I'm thinking. That's a good one. People making shit up at this point.

Do you think all those people are actually at Walmart? Every single one of those people. And I think a lot of our stores in general, I think. Wal-Mart is ziemann, maybe Costco. Yeah, you don't, do you, talking about the people of Wal-Mart, people at Wal-Mart? Yes.

Are those people that they actually found at Wal-Mart or actually at Wal-Mart or like a Target or they're probably definitely HDB or was HGV Kmart?

It's like a popular like, oh, Mart of the South. It's more of a grocery store, though. If they're at Target, you know, they would Photoshop.

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Guys, before we start the story, we do want to leave a trigger warning, the story does involve gun violence and school shootings. So if you prefer not to hear any of that, you can skip on over 15 minutes ahead and you'll be part of the story. Guys, we've had this on our list for weeks, and this is such a good story. But we keep passing by it. And it's Mariah's story. You always have the ghost stories.

The thing is, I wish it's not that satisfying because it's not me personally.

It will be. It will. There will be. I'm looking at the title. I'm like, this is going to be a lot of stories on here that are other people's stories, which is I tell a story.

My mom calls me, you know, you told it wrong.

I'm like, she's wearing a green dress, not a blue dress. I do. I have report it. I have a video of her telling the story just so I wouldn't forget, but I forgot. So sorry. So my mom, when she was younger, she worked at a restaurant. It was a mob restaurant.

I'm going to call it like she doesn't just leave it in. Yeah, it was actually Fo'c'sle right around vom. You know, it was a bomb restaurant.

I said, mom, it was my mom's restaurant. So it was a mob restaurant. She worked there as a Coke girl. So she would like greet people and take their coats and put it into the coat closet. One day the her co-worker called her and she was like, hey, like, sorry, it's so last minute. Like, this is an emergency. Can I take your shift? Like, I need to pay for something, whatever my mom was like, OK, and she's never done that before.

She's like, OK, yeah. That night that that co-worker took her shift, people broke in and shot up the place. She said, oh my God. And the whole place they shot up the place. Yeah.

The whole the way like that's your that was your mom. That could have been your mom. You cried. You wouldn't. Oh no. You have no idea. It's crazy.

They came in and shot up the place and the Coke girl, my mom's co-worker that took her shift, she he had her held hostage.

So she got behind the bar, went into survival mode, and she started pouring him drinks, getting to know him, just playing her cards.

Right. Yeah, they're very smart.

So pretty much getting into his head, like becoming really friendly with him. And he ended up you kind of cute.

I've been saying all the killer I like.

What have you seen? The Godfather. You are the judge.

This reminds me of a scene. Have you seen. Leave the gun.

Take the gun. Right. It's like trying to, like, bond with the shit.

I'm literally at the last sentence.

So if we can just hold off this kid, this kid and really we're just making over it is going to did anything get on the coats.

Can you hold on the fucking phone the coats. I have literally one more sentence.

Sorry, but he ended up shooting himself right in front of her.

Oh my God. Yeah. Oh, but she survived. She seems like she's alive. She's alive. But I feel like people died in that place. I don't know. I have no idea. Of course.

Denise, can you find out for your mom and like, give us a little up there, OK? My my dad's friend came over like a couple of months ago and he was talking. I don't I forgot if it was I think it was in another country, I might have been Lebanon. But he had a meeting at like 8:00 a.m. and his coworkers showed up late and like at eight, fifteen, twenty they showed up. And this guy is like really like he's very like on time, like on time or like, you know, like, you know, we're not going to do this.

They showed up late.

He's like, no, no, you should up play. Like we're not going to they were going to have a meeting, somebody somewhere at a restaurant. And he was like, no, you showed up late. Like, this is now higher. Like you're going to like you're going have to go without me. Like, I'm sorry, this is not happening. Like next time if I say eight o'clock, Uber, eight o'clock. So they're like, OK, fine, they went home, never went to this restaurant that day.

That entire restaurant got shot up, killed every single person in this restaurant all the time that they were supposed to be in their fucking insane.

It was almost like what happened in that moment where like like just I just feel like God, just somebody was just like, we got to make this meet because this guy is a good guy. No, right.

That's wild. Fucking wild.

I couldn't imagine that feeling of being like knowing you were supposed to be there and like you just something went wrong and you weren't there. You got denied.

And that's like like to me, I only think I was like, final destination. It's just like, OK, that's what's going to happen to you.

It's your judge. It's your judgment day where it's just like maybe that's why he shows up late to everything.

He's scarred from that story. Would you guys take the if something if something like that happened to you, would you take that as, oh, my God. Well, I almost died. But now that I've been in that situation, I was connected to a situation like that, now I can kind of live freely.

Or would you be just on your own edge for the rest of my life, the rest of your life? I don't think I would go there.

You just confused but at all?

No, I just think everything does happen for a reason. So I would look at that situation be like that happened because of this. And that's confirmation like with my faith. And stuff like that, so I want to live on edge, I'd just be like, yeah, a lot of people feel guilt, though, because of that, right? Yeah, that they feel like a burden. Yeah.

Did I ever tell you the story about when I was in college and like, what happened to me in my freshman year? No, I haven't. Oh, man. OK, I've never said this. I mean, I don't know what it is that I tell you about my freshman year.

I didn't know this almost basically was like a campus shooting that happened my freshman year of college.

No, I've never heard of this. OK, did you go to. I went to Yuchi, Austin.

I know that we got the hook em horns always in that corner just in case I went to Austin and this happened my freshman year. It was like late September of 2010. I had an intro to journalism classes started at eight a.m., OK?

And it was right outside Yamura, you know, but I put the stories together, show up at eight o'clock and for the people who are listening, if you know.

But it was in the UTC, which is right near the Pecl, which is the library I was staying in Jester, as you know. That's right across the street from the library.

I can picture you guys as you know, so around. I got to class that day, probably around seven, fifty, ten minutes early going into class. We go in, we sit down and it's a huge lecture hall. The class was probably like a couple hundred students in it. And, you know, the class starts at eight a.m. Professors starts giving the lecture. All of a sudden, like five or ten kids run into our lecture hall and they go, there's a guy outside shooting a gun.

And we were we were all like, Huh, what? And this was intro to journalism. We had just studied like a case study about the Columbine running out, trying to get the story.

Well, we thought well, we thought like because we had just studied Columbine, a case study about the journalism covering that day. We thought that these were like staged actors or that they were like, this is like a crisis drill, guys.

So the professor was like kind of like laughs and goes, I'm sorry, what are you guys talking about in this kid is like there's someone outside shooting a gun. He shot it on the ground and shot it in the sky. And we still like classes like is this like a prank? What's going on? There's no part of everybody where you're just like this is real.

Well, it's still like we were like we still were just trying to comprehend it very early in the morning and very confusing. We didn't hear the gun go off. Yeah, but it was right. So then more students started pouring in and there was a guy outside shooting a gun. And then all of a sudden the professors, like, shut the doors right now and he goes, everybody get under your desks. And right then in that moment, dude, my heart frickin sank like I was just in a freak out mode when, like, you always worry about this day where a school shooting could it would it ever happened.

And right now it was like happening. And then what was scary about it?

I'm getting things wrong. I know this is they close that door, they closed the doors, we shut all of them.

And all of a sudden we started hearing pounding and pounding and pounding.

Oh, my God, man. And then in our head, we're thinking I would have passed is that we thought immediately the shooter. Well, we thought that was the shooter trying to get in. And everybody is just like, oh, my God, like freaking out.

I was holding this girl's hand underneath the desk and she was like in tears. But what was happening is that was those were other students who were all trying to flood in to get into the glass. Like it's like in that moment you don't know who's who.

It's like that's and that's the scariest fucking part. It's like, do you open it to let somebody, like, not knowing who is on the other side? Like, is it good?

Because that's the protocol. The once the door shuts, shut the door already because you open that up. One of them could be the gunman who's trying to escape whatever he committed. Right.

So once again, I haven't like revealed what has had happened. All we know is what is going on. We all everybody gets text. There's a gunman on campus. Authorities are coming. We don't know if there's a possibility of a second gunman. And this was eight a.m. and we were under lockdown in that classroom from 8:00 a.m. to about 3:00 p.m. SWAT is my goodness, SWAT escorted us out.

We felt like no long online military vehicles and everything. We had to walk and were completely escorted out that day. I couldn't even go back into my dormitory.

Really spooky day. So what ended up happening is that there was a student who I don't feel like I should say his name, but you can Google it. He was like a mathematics student. I'm not sure if he was a junior senior, was very depressed, took the bus to school that day with an AK 47 in his backpack.

Oh, yeah.

And he had a ski mask, but he took the bus, got out of the bus, put on the ski mask and then pulled out his AK 47, shot a few rounds into the air, a few rounds onto the ground, and then headed right towards the library.

Ran into the library, ran through the first floor of the library and just ran up all of the stairs up to like the sixth floor and then shot himself and he didn't, like, shoot anybody he didn't know.

So bit basically kind of what had happened was it was a what we believe some people or have like kind of made this conclusion that it was a student who had very ill intentions, wanted to go to school that day to hurt people because it's an AK 47 year. You have ill intentions if you're carrying an AK 47, that you don't just you know, if you're going to kill yourself, you're using that gun to, like, hurt a lot of you hurt a lot.

And I think during that moment he realized right when he got out and he shot off his gun that this was a bad decision and just went into the library, went up at the top and killed himself.

And which just and I know I'm not trying to make the story about me, but it shakes you up because I used to go. If there was a big test that day, I would go to the PC at 7:00 in the morning and I would study and all the little random flaws and everything up until going to class at eight a.m., like the timing of that day. And when he got off at the bus and where I was, I mean, I was less than like a hundred yards from where this kid had shot off his rounds.

But it was just a really spooky day. And they goodness, I thank God it wasn't anything more serious than what it was. I can't believe, like you never told us this. I know.

Lying and saying I had always thought, like I had shared it before, know this, but I haven't I never said that story. But it's it's really sad. And obviously, the college has done a lot to recognize mental health of students and stuff because this kid hadn't reached out. He was a kid who was very depressed. Home life wasn't great. I don't know how his grades were doing, but I just snapped. And that's what's really scary is you never know who's around you who could be alone and could be hurting, but oh my gosh, yeah.

Shook me up that day. I feel like in those moments you realize how open these places are, how open schools are like. It's so scary.

You kind of wish you wish that there was a little bit more security, which I mean, you don't want to become a police state where it's just like you have to get scanned.

And every time you enter a mall, like you don't want TSA all over the fucking place, that's just like that's like a lot.

But like sometimes you're just like my elementary school had, like, portables that like the fifth graders. That's where their classes would be. So you first literally a second, you would have to walk outside to get to those portables. And they they demolished the whole thing because they don't want kids stepping out of the school.

Oh, a few of our classrooms in sixth grade had no doors on it into the classroom. How do you get in there? You just could walk in like you meant like like like no are no door. I'm like, I'm sorry.

I'm like a little confused. Like when you say no front door saying like just an archway, like just pretend the door door doesn't swing. It's just an opening to walk in. Yeah. Oh.

So they would make so certain classes.

Most of the classes in the school had doors, these rooms did not have doors and we would have to sit there huddled, freaking out about the idea of an intruder walking in and being like they they could just walk in.

Why did why didn't they have a better question? I don't know. Texas public school budgets? I don't know. I feel like also I feel like every classroom should have two doors now and an exit entrance just in case. I bet they have him now.

This was two thousand.

And like a lot of things, didn't you say when we passed Plantation High School, didn't you say, like those gates weren't there when you were there?

Yeah. S it's pretty like lockdown now. Oh, really? Yeah. There's like a huge, like, big white like gate gated doors to get to the front door. That's great. I mean, I think schools like that should be like just very secure.

Like there should be no way to be better now because it's more common for bad things to happen.

Yeah, but oh I just remember that like doing shooting drills and being like but anybody can tell you how old are you.

Sixth grade. Oh I thought this was in college. This isn't right. My middle school. The second story and the No. One there was no doors. No I talked about the whole time of the first one but I was in college.

Wow. Woo hoo. That was a lie.

That's fucking nuts. Heavy. My dad just sent me a picture recently that he still has all my, like, detention slips.

Oh, that's funny. I'd probably keep it, but it wasn't anything juicy. It was. That's for me to like, keep.

But like, I like I get like I would set them all up and like a bot. Like a square.

Yeah. Like did you have to be fun. Did you ever have to do an all day detention. No, that was the only time that I said, oh, Arzamas DMC sounds like a drug.

S worse IM's all the time and I've got DMC all the time. I'd been like that in school suspension. I'd be in ISIS and they would make us they would give us a sheet of paper where it's like I'm in no good. I'm basically saying how how like you are bad and you need to be better and, you know, good son of a bitch would make us. Rewrite that for the entire six, seven hours in school. Right. Do that an elementary drop the whole thing, and we would have to write things line by line.

I will not.

I like the one when the class disobeys. Our homework is back in front sheets like five times or something. Yeah, right. I will not talk when I will not talk.

And you're like part of your punishment is that you don't get to do any of the work in the class.

Do you think that's like an appropriate punishment that you don't like, that you miss out on actual school?

Yeah, to me that's like that's kind of fucked up, but like the fact that they just move you and you still get to do the same work, you're not really being punished, I think. What is it?

I think there's something better they could be doing. I wish I could I could say at the top my head of what they should be doing.

I feel like a lot of people have studied like appropriate disciplinary actions because it's not appropriate discipline when you have a pizza party and your family won't pay for it.

So you have to sit in the class or whatever your party is and they make you feel like shit sending you to another. OK, whoever didn't pay, please stand up. You're going to go to this. Why can't the people are going to the party get up and go to another room? Why you got to make the kids. I couldn't afford it or make them move. That's it's crazy. You know, they should have done snuck those people pizza in the other room.

Yeah, horrible.

But it would only be one side. It was the one pizza. You got that slice and it was big anchovies and olives. Where was that money going to like. Where do you like is that like to charities to pay for the pizza.

The pizza. But the pizza would be this big to everyone of us. Why were they having these parties. Like what was it doing. It was like end of the year party. A Valentine's Day party. What good behavior.

Yeah, it was good. It was no. Because the teacher didn't want to do work, you know, and a box tops.

Oh my God, I never got my dogs like the little nickel. And if you brought that to school it was worth like five cents and you'd hear them party next door. You would talk about school too much, we'd let it go. It feels like we're holding a lot. I mean, some things are exciting.

We're pushing thirty and we're still talking about sixth grade.

I remember I remember drinking, like, a lot like when I was thirteen, we would all go thirteen. I know it's bad. We would go to like our neighbor's house. And because my parents are really strict, but like our friend's parents weren't that strict. Not like I'm not saying they allowed us to drink, but we were able to kind of separate from them for a longer time than my parents, like my parents would come in and can go and Sachs', what's up?

My my mom is doors open doors. So that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.

But we would we would go into like the garage room and we would just like sneak alcohol and we were just drinking all night playing video games.

You know what alcohol was. It was bad. Yeah I was. Guys obviously don't drink when you're thirteen but like we just did that and it was bad. It was really nasty.

Wait as long as you can because you get over by the time you get hit. Twenty one. Yeah. It's not like we drink when we when we drink now. It's not fun anymore.

I don't think you should have your first sip of alcohol though. Like your first day of college though. I think kids can binge drink and they, they're not used to like top and. Yeah.

And it's like locks on like having the youth moderately drink because they can by the time they get off to college, they're not having alcohol poisoning and ruining their whole life.

I feel like people who wait till they're twenty one don't end up drinking. Like if they go like no I'm going to do the whole thing and like once they get to that point, when they're twenty one, they're like, well I've been this fucking long, I don't need to do it. Like we have a couple of friends who just don't drink because they just like went the whole time and they were just like, I just don't feel like doing it now.

You know why? I think it's because they see how. Yeah. How shit can be caused by alcohol when you're when you start to, like, be sober around drunk people.

Oh yeah. Changes your perspective.

Oh, it's like, OK, I don't want to evolve into Bolsover this whole time and saw how people acted when they were drunk. I probably wouldn't drink it. Yeah. I'd be like, oh fuck that, that's not worth it.

Everybody watching us right now, like when I worked I worked.

I don't think I ever told the story, but I worked. I worked the Olympics and London 2012, I believe, with Coca-Cola. It was so amazing. We got to I got to go out there with my dad for like a month and a half.

And we're like, so they were hot. The team were locals that led there and the other half were people from America. And we all got together and it was like a group of like forty five fifty of us that were and we're all the same age and we're like, oh my God, it's going to be sick. We all did the same thing. We used to hold like, like that. So we worked with Coca-Cola. And the way it worked is that like Coca-Cola would have like contests, they would invite their top salesmen.

They're like like, you know, top people and Coca-Cola that would invite them all out to watch the Olympics. You pay this whole package deal where you get to, you get transportation, you get stay at the hotel. You get to do like fun things around the area with the group and you get to watch, like, all the games and you pay like a certain price for it.

And and the and the age limit in London was a six, I believe. Is it 16 hour. Eighteen sixteenth drinking age was sixteen there. So like that's like Germany.

We were we were going to these blocks then or I think you know what. Eight, eight, 18, 18 to drink beer, twenty one to drink hard alcohol. Oh, no, I don't I don't think it was 21 to drink hard alcohol. I don't know. A lot of places are like that. Like, you know what?

Maybe you know what? I think the people that were drinking beer or the people that were eating drinking beer, I didn't think they took it very seriously. They're like, oh, I'm drinking alcohol now. What's the difference between this?

And I'd be getting jacked up off of Bud Light platinum.

Maybe that's a mixture of these 18 year olds.

They were so mature like they would drink to, you know, they can have a beer and be, you know, be like, you know, not be fucking crazy because it's I'd be chill. It was crazy seeing that and then going back to America and seeing people just binge. Oh, yeah.

And having to get fucked up, like going to a bar where they're not able to drink.

It's strange in other countries to like, just literally just socialize and like just have it with dinner and that's it. Like your people are so like uncontrollable. It's even better.

It's supposed to loosen you up. You're not like. Right, Tuggle you're not supposed to get fucked up while drinking.

It's a drink. They want to enjoy social lubricant.

I don't drink a lot now, but like I, I would drink a lot because I had to hide it from my parents. I had to hide it from bars, I had to hide it from my other family to hide it from like so many people where I'd have to binge and then get to somewhere. So I'm like, I know I have enough alcohol on me to last the rest of the night, but that would cause you to fucking block out or pass out or whatever.

So I don't know. I think they should rethink these like drinking laws because just allow people to just like kind of like slowly move into it like or even make it like a you only get a drink like two drinks per night or something, just like let me know.

The culture and the drinking culture needs to change in the United States.

So I think it will gradually hopefully I think the drinking age should be nineteen, though people are in college.

We should go back to Prohibition, take it all away.

Then you will see me in my backyard making fucking moonshine. I see. And you're making that shit like one hundred and thirty percent proof, having a little speakeasy charge and people roaring twenties.

They should experiment, I would be saying, and just take alcohol away just for a year, just an experiment and then bring it back.

You're going to be going nuts. You they'd be going nuts or they would get their life together. It'd be interesting. I mean the things that the people that like drinking casually, people need it. They they want to chill on the end of the night.

You know, they have a glass of wine, have something like you need some water. Like there's people that, like, work really hard every day.

They need to calm the nerves, have lemon water and a spoonful of honey orange. Oh, now, every time he says, I don't feel good, I'm like, You want orange?

You want a glass of orange juice. If you have aunt, you said, I want to spend honey cinnamon like no fucking whiskey on the rocks.

You're not getting fucked up. You just need something to fucking lose your nerves.

Agree to disagree or what? Sue me. Did God deliver this message to pray, to tell the world you want to run that by me again?

Did God deliver the message that rescue age, which I remember one day I rode down like like I like the song, my god, I was for religion school and I like lowercase it and I got shit for it.

Went all over the case. God's name abacas my name like I'm a person.

It is an ounce, it is upper case.

I'm tipsy. Then there was something sorry. Oh something crazy happened this weekend. Patricia had my phone face. I'd worked for her on my phone. What. How did you.

They say that couples are together for a long time. They start to look alike. You think so. Yeah. You guys kind of do things like really good together.

Like you guys look like a couple.

She has these gorgeous lips I don't like. Oh, wait, hold on. This is this is crazy. Yeah, no, the face.

And she was like, oh my gosh. Try it again after was it. No it didn't work after but it didn't work. She told me it. I'm so curious if it has ever happened to the people who are listening in watching. What time was it.

Was this in the middle of the night. This was in the middle of the night. Oh, my God, baby, you worked two words. Why are you like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. It's not just words. She just wanted to see, like some photos I took of her and then it worked.

Maybe it wasn't fully maybe wasn't fully locked. It's not working. But no, she saw the face. I'd recognize thing. Go and see. Recognize that's insane.

Retrying it. Yeah. No, it's not working. It works for him. I get jealous you see on your phone a lot like when it comes to like when you're like showing her something or she like. You guess so.

Sure. But there's no reason it should have work. Do you do you ever unlock it with her face.

She swore it worked. She couldn't believe it. I mean, I wasn't challenging it, but she goes to face.

I did work. I feel like you would have known. I'm sure it wasn't like it was locked.

You ever you ever snooped her phone, her phone? No, I don't know. I trust her. I know.

That's crazy. There's not there not be one ounce of me to snoop through my girlfriend's phone.

I did when I have. You even look, but it was like a flip phone, what do you look for, like text, text you would be having to go through like five hundred text because it wasn't in.

You can click what was sent and then go back and look at your little email. Try to screenshot that for like six hours, just kind of back and forth.

A screenshot of your fucking like a razor. I just think you could screenshot. No, no. I remember when it came over like, oh my God, you have to take out like a little point and shoot, you know?

But the screen was so bad you couldn't see shit because it was so like I saw what you said. Oh, really? Well, show me so I can see it. Yeah, I remember I snooped back then. You did. Was it did it have to do with anything or was it in security or like did you know that bitchy.

What was it this bitch.

Oh well no that was another time. I know that, I know that time.

But I think we were at ex's. Yeah. Because we ran into her in Miami. Oh yes.

Exploded everyone. Yeah. You got to blur it out. Oh hey. Blur your hands.

Oh it was well yeah that was, that was in high school. That was afterwards. But yeah.

I went to that bitch's phone to I, I, I can't believe that should happen. Oh my God. If you get a feeling maybe it is real and then let me know all the time for you. I like no I mean like like a feeling, feeling of like a gut feeling.

Not looking like something like everything inside of you is telling you something is wrong. Oh yeah.

I've caught some people red handed but there's got to be and they still deny you remember, you know, we won't even like sit here.

I know him maybe like a year from now. Yeah.

Yeah. I think we should wait a little bit for that one. But he was like at what point. Like you didn't just have a gut feeling.

I feel like there was something you saw or something. You see some sketchy shit.

There is things that she was saying and it wasn't true. So you're just like, OK, that's not true then.

Right, right. OK. And then like, I've seen stuff pop up when I'd be around, like, yeah, OK.

And then there would be no previous text that made sense.

It'd be like Pizza Hut and you know damn well pizza. You know damn well. Yeah.

Like, Hey, did you go see Pizza Hut today. You're like we mean did you who was like how would you go see.

You want a pizza. Pizza Hut, Texas. You on the way here. Why would you be on the why would you be on the way. Aren't they supposed to come in. You are like here. Taco Bell says so good seeing you last night.

You're like, oh really. Oh. Oh my God. You're post me are they don't know they trying to get me wrong.

It's cremates back then I was waiting for crossly. Yeah.

Well that's good. Yeah. It sounds like it was good. I remember I fucking this is so embarrassing. Oh my God. This is really bad. I had a really bad feeling and oh in the middle of the night I grabbed the phone and I started searching stuff.

I was laying on the floor on the side of the bed like this, trying to hide.

And then I was looking at some shit and I saw some stuff.

I didn't like it. Would you see. Oh, oh, you're saying it? Yeah, I'll say it.

OK, so the text was like, oh my God, Mareuil likes this.

Oh, you love it. It was so bad. So it was like it wasn't from the guy, it was from her best friend who was like her girl best friend and was like, oh my God, how was it so good. How big was his dick?

And I'm like, yo, that's not some shit.

You don't like what. Angela together.

Yeah. Still to this day. Oh, how can you have the balls to have that conversation. Right.

I'm reading this shit and I'm like, you got to fuck. And you know, when you get that, like you start shaking, it's like your whole world work.

You get like the fucking crazy chills and you're just like oh my God, like everything. Like your body starts shutting down. Did you wake her up?

Yeah. No. OK, what do you think he has? He has to make a whole checklist before I go. I have a case to put together so you can say Dick was a word for Pizza Hut, right. And no, we didn't know.

So it was like, so this one kind of hurt. This is so fucking big.

So I knew she wasn't talking. Oh, much, much bigger. Much fine.

So, yeah, I was just back and forth and I'm like, OK, she's talking to her best friend about this. Sorry, but I don't give a fuck.

Oh it's right. At the time it was. I know that's the worst thing I've ever experienced, but I'm going through. And then I started like checking out with like, oh, they're like different tax from other people. Found the culprit, Big Dick Magee's. I didn't know you like I need to know who it is. Yeah, well, I had a feeling of who it was. Is it that one guy, that one guy you never told me that you did that you knew the person?

Well, I like the other person seen him around.

Do I know this kid? I think if I showed you, you'd know who it was. Oh, sure. He's never showed me so shit. So I kept going through, saw some other checks and there was like it was just the evidence was in front of me.

And as I'm in the middle of seeing, like, the worst shit possible, she woke up and saw me on it, freaked out, trying to grab it. I grabbed the phone back, busted.

I ran into her bathroom because she had a bathroom in her bedroom, slammed the door, shut the door, slam the door shut, locked it. And I was sitting there with my back against the door and I'm just still reeling and just bang, bang, bang, bang.

Get the phone out of my. Oh, your. It's far from over. Yeah. And I know I went through all of it.

I saw what I needed to see. I calmly opened the door, gave it back and I was like, because this is her place or your place. Hers. And did you leave. Oh wait. So you do.

So I came out, I gave her the phone and I was like, I confronted her. I was like, is this true? Like, I saw this this this assistances. Absolutely not. No, she's my best friend. She wanted me to do something. And I just said it to make her happy because she she wanted me to go like, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And I think that's bullshit. And I was like, you deserve better.

Much better. OK, OK, I'll calm down. So so I was like I was like, I don't care.

I was like, I just want you to be fucking man enough to like say it to my face. I was like, just tell me what you did so I can have that. I was like, tell me what you did say to my face. Deny, deny, deny that I was crazy.

And I was like, all right, I'll give you one last chance. Like, I'll forgive you. Like, I don't like what happened happened. Like all I want.

Just tell me, isn't it crazy that, like, at this point, you know, one hundred percent that she cheated on you and she still could not accept that thought is crazy.

And it was just just wouldn't do it. And then I tried to leave and wouldn't let me leave.

She wouldn't let you leave. Did you wait? Did you still stay the night? No, absolutely not. So how'd you get out through the fence along the chute?

Why you are the imposter.

It seems like our I don't like to mess with the story he killed. I was always I was just like I tried leaving.

I wanted to leave. I was like, that's OK. Fine, whatever whatever happened. Like, I just need to go home.

I need to leave. You can't leave. You can't leave. Let me just let me just talk like please whatever I didn't want to so I tried leaving, jumped on my back and she showed her lover's leaving the door. If you love them, let them go.

She wouldn't let me go. So she clearly didn't love me while she was fucking big game. So I just got into my car and I took off and that's all she wrote.

And you broke up with her? Why? I still talk to her.

We're still seeing each other. Yeah. What was the breakup just like just to confirm that you're still together? Yeah, it was.

That was fucking awful. What a bit. I might have run her over on the way out.

But previously, before all that happened, days, days before we were supposed to hang out when she got off of work. Yeah. And when she got off, I was waiting and she was like, hey, I got to work longer. It's somebody it's somebody's birthday. So I'm going to cover the end of their shift so they can leave early. And I was like, all right, cool.

Just let me know when you're done. That goes by and still haven't heard. And she's like still working. Sorry, cleaning up. It's a fucking mess here, you know? And I'm like, all right, OK, cool.

I've had a job.

Let me know when you're done. Find time and time keeps going. And I'm like, what is going on?

And then she's like like, oh well yeah. This is like it's going on for a while.

So I'm like, OK, something is not right. And I had just like a gut feeling so I knew where she worked. So I was like, fuck it. Let me just go to the parking lot where she works and see if her car is still there. And I was fucking detective.

I was doing criminal justice. Ed piece in the puzzle. Right, exactly.

So I showed up to the job and her car was in there. And I'm like, interesting, because they had already been shut down. The restaurant had closed. So there's no way you're, like, still there. Yeah. Like for this long after. So I'm like, OK. And I know there was this place that she would always go to after work. So I'm like, OK, let me go, let me go.

Drive by the parking lot. Yeah. Let me kind of place. Was it like it's just a dirty block.

Hubba hubba. I don't know. So I'm driving by and I see her car in this bar's parking lot. Very good.

How good did you feel like. How did you feel like. I felt incredible but the worst I've ever felt. It was like yeah I feel sorry for. Yes, no, yes, exactly. So we're forgetting that the story is bad for you, that I'm like, oh, you probably feel so good. Yeah, you're the case. Oh, my God.

Drive, use. Like, Hello, Duchess.

It's raining on this episode of Cheaters. So I see it. I'm like, oh, my God, fuck. What do I do? Like, I like the cars there. Obviously she's inside.

So like do I go in, do I call what what do I do.

I would have sent a picture of her work and been like, I'm surprising you let me know when you I would let me know when you're off and waiting outside in the parking lot.

I wouldn't have the balls. I know that. I know. But I was so fucking heated. Like, I was just like. Oh, my God, it was it'll get your blood going. And so I was like, fuck it, let me just go inside and see what the deal is. Yeah, let me see what's going on.

She said it was her friend's birthday party. And I whenever maybe maybe she forgot to text me.

So I walk inside and it was her and the guy sitting at the bar together side by side at bar stools. And they were like all over each other, like touchy talking.

It's like a child of God. And I'm like, motherfucker.

So I walked up. I don't know how I know. I just say, that's like a scene in the movie. I should have turned around. I should have I should have just bit my tongue and just never talked. No, no, no, no. I still think you did the right thing in this moment. And I dug my key.

And so I walked up and she had like her back to the door.

I walked up and I went right in between the two of us.

Oh, I walked up.

I put my arm around her, both of them. And I was like, holy shit, you have a good fucking knife. Oh, I hope it's worth it. And I turned around and I walked out.

That was it. That was powerful, powerful. And, you know, it pissed me off.

She didn't fucking chase after me. She didn't follow me. Wasn't like, stop. No, it's not like what it looks like. She took it, sat there.

I walked out, got in my car and left. Oh shit. Probably like twenty minutes goes by. It's not what it's not what it looks like.

And I'm like you you didn't, you couldn't even fucking like. That's how much I meant that you couldn't even fucking come after me and be like no you won't.

Husing You were at a birthday party, you had a birthday party all her birthday with her birthday friend.

I will never understand the guts on those types of people. I feel like you're like really good to her.

You're really nice to her too. You're raising nothing that you did.

You never do anything to hurt anybody. And you know what? I hope it was worth it because they're not together.

And that's something that's not. Would you like to tell your story? No, no, we don't need it. One day I would have handled it completely different. I mean, I would have done the same thing.

I would have walked out, but I would have just I would have just laid it all on her, everything that I felt and then walked out.

Oh, that was good. The silence says a lot. I said what I had to say. Yeah. And I just, like, wanted no part. I was done. Yeah, that's good.

I respect the way you handled it. Look at you now. Yeah. It's so great.

It has a way to break and look what you ended up with. It's not something. I mean look. Look what you got. What you got. They thrive.

Yeah. Oh man. Wow.

He I'm proud of you said that. Thanks. Who makes me feel good. She was. She's definitely me.

But isn't it crazy how much like time it takes from being that angry about it and then how like it's time heals all.

Yeah. In the moment you think you're never going to do you think life is over. Yeah. It's crazy. Like how you just think that that will never get better but it's only going to go downhill from there when I mean it keeps going downhill.

But there's got to be.

Can I tell you something that I learned from ticktock. It's very funny. You do really crazy things. I saw this video of it was a guy explaining he like showed a block screen and he would pop out, like the numbers, one, two and three. You see it for a second. You guys can pretty much guess where one, two and three was, right. Like, that's pretty. If you looked really pretty, pretty easy. Yes.

And then what if he popped out nine numbers really quickly? Would you be able to sort out where each number was? Oh, like a phone number. That'd be really hard to like.

Guess we're each number one. No, you got to do it in order to press it in order on the is only one at a time. One at a time. So black screen numbers pop up from one to ten and disappear and you have to click one to find it'd be really hard. Yeah. They showed a video of monkeys, chimpanzees, chimpanzees, showing them that would show the screen, show the numbers one through nine, number ten, and they were able to memorize the numbers.

Then they'd go beep, beep, beep, beep. They get all the numbers from 113.

How do they know what to look for? How did they think their mind is? Because they live in active nature, in survival of the fittest. They are they have to be so aware of their surroundings all of the time.

Yeah, but it's like knowing numbers and to know its patterns, they don't know wait do they. They don't do it perfectly. One quarter. Yes. Well then they, they start off small. They learn the pattern, they learn, they learn that quick and then it gets bigger and bigger and bigger. They're doing the pattern. I mean, must not have been survival of the fittest if they didn't turn into us bit. Well, they I think they are keeping their brains.

Their brains are stronger. Birds can fly. Can, you know, different animal. Exactly. But I'm just saying animals have properties capabilities. I'm not. How have. We've not seen that video already, that's as they hid it from us as the chimpanzee of the baby that's shooting a movie that's real life.

They're smart and they're also being rewarded every time by, like, getting a you can reward me, whatever.

And I would not fucking get that. I think if you were starving, you didn't get any food until you fucking were able to solve that puzzle.

It doesn't change my brain, though. I want to be able to do it. Yeah, it's because our brains are wired to focus on information differently. They're just seeing a pattern and they're getting rewarded like it's not like it's going bing, bing, bing, bing.

It's all at the same time. And they have to figure out the number that they have to ask you.

If you did it day in and day out and practice doing that show, you'd probably.

So you think they skipped like three years of training and then they're just like, oh, my God, look with these chimpanzees can do it. There's definitely some editing going down. Be he had to learn it, but it's pretty fun. It's fun to kind of believe that.

Yeah, it's cool that it's like how or was it just they are monkeys or all that monkeys, right?

I mean, I'm sure there's a human that could do that shit. Sure. That's true. We got one good smart monkey.

Why don't we have these monkeys fucking working? You know, if they're that smart, they could be doing that. Doesn't mean he can add and subtract and divide. We don't see that.

You see the video of the it was kind of a big monkey. I don't know if it was a gorilla. It might have been a chimpanzee. Orangutang. No, not that big. I think it was a chimpanzee.

It was dressed up in people's clothes like pants, t shirt, fucking baseball cap, like literally walked.

And it was a security footage in an apartment.

Oh. And he opens the front door, grabs the pizza, gives him the money and then like and then walks back.

Yeah.

He was like a baboon looking animal standing completely.

Could you imagine being a pizza dude delivering a pizza and a monkey virus, you and your animals a time of the day. What do you mean?

I don't think we need to be late today. The police, he made the pizza delivery guy give him the time and police. These monkeys are either in the wild or they're like locked up like this, like doing. It's being like experimented on baby.

Show them, show them the way. Show them how to work. Could you imagine, I don't think this the right way.

So do you think monkeys should start working? They're not giving people the time of day is giving them no attention?

No, I said we got to give them the time of day. That's what I said. Why is nobody imagining why we give them. I think you meant OK, so imagine getting imagine getting it. I just took my Adderall today.

I was like, oh, imagine getting into an Uber. You like getting shut it behind you. You look up and it's a fucking monkey right now I get you. Looks like let them fucking do hemanshu.

There's a guy on tech talk that post that he got into an Uber and nobody was driving. It was like one of those Teslas and he was like, nobody's driving my Uber right now.

Oh really. Yeah. I don't like that shit. I can afford a Tesla.

And right now I feel like that guy just started his test.

The I was like, so it is fun.

Okay, sorry I'm like such a cynic to like I, I believe all of them I'm listening to as I'm like saying we should have monkeys do jobs, jobs, shit.

Monkeys get paid equally. Yeah. I don't get that. Like people who, whose dogs work. Nobody's. Yeah. Horses are pulling carriages and stuff. They're not getting paid.

I wish, I wish they had like a like a concept of money.

I wish I think about like animal actors who are just working all the time and the owner just makes all the money. These dogs are in more movies and us they get paid more earbud. That motherfucker fucking dime worth millions. And where is he now? Someone made money off earbud.

I'm saying he's somebody made money off of him but er but he got a lot of cool toys. I don't think those dogs are treated well. I don't think so but I fucked with er. But did they make a a live version now. Live here but on ice.

Er but the music. But er but was he actually playing in the damn games. Like aren't the parents like what the hell. There's a dog house. OK. The PTA meeting must have been spicy.

All right. Well I think that's all we got for now. Ladies and gentlemen, I can't wait till next time.

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We just have the house blend. We're so sorry. Again, we're waiting to be restocked. It takes a long time. We can only make so many beans at once. Exactly.

So but it's going to be better than smack my ass. Yes, exactly. Also, I'm going to shout it out. I just started the golf YouTube channel. I'm super excited about it. And this is something that I'm so passionate about and I'm so excited to share with you guys. It's no bullshit golfing where it's super serious like a lot of the other people. It's fun. We're just fucked up all the time, smack and shit.

He literally he loves golfing. That's all he wants to do outside of the work. He does all he wants to focus on his golf. So he made a channel for it. So make sure to go. We're going to all be on the channel here and there. They're going to have guests every week. It's going to be it's going to be fun. Yeah, it's going to be fun. Mostly drinking and just kind of just partying. If you see me on their channel, it's not going to be me golfing.

It's going to be me probably drinking, which is fine, you know.

Yeah, because I don't know how to golf. These guys have to teach me how to golf before they have to give me training sessions before we like make these videos.

I got you baby. Please get me. Oh, and as always, you can listen to the audio of the podcast every single Monday and then the video comes out every single Tuesday, YouTube dotcom slash thing. And Keith, thank you so much. We love you. And you have a good rest of the week.

Have a good Monday. Have a good you, baby. And if you've got a gut feeling, baby Courbet's, I find that that period. Period. All right. Love you guys.

But my show up to the local bar.