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Hello, Fresh Dotcom's Unfiltered 12.

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I think some people were very mixed about the one time I got my teacher fired for drinking during class. I think a lot of people were on your side about that. Do you think a lot of people thought you were a snitch?

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It was my teacher and she was drinking. OK, if my teacher was giving me keys and I found out she was class B, OK?

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Yeah, but she wasn't she wasn't cool, you know, to get the start. Yeah.

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Marchuk Well I go, oh no, it's Gray.

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Oh no, no. Dani Oh no.

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It kind of felt weird. Oh that's good quality.

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It's a shout about slitter. Stay cool. Yeah. Matt stay cool and stay dry.

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All right. Put the mike on your face. OK, I'm in. I'm so sorry that I got this. I got this letter. What? I'm sorry.

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I mean. Well, that was a shitty intro. I guess we'll go into the intro then.

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It's coffee, baby. Now that's how you do it. Happy Monday. Happy Tuesday. Happy Wednesday. Happy Thursday. Whenever you're watching this happy day, because we give you every single day, you keep it coming exactly whenever you want to. And that's me. Oh, I'm Heath. Matt, Mireia. This is a welcome. Yes. I'm saying that you imagine someone tuning this episode for the first time. Did you like what the fuck? Yeah, they got this.

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But run like this. All right. Well, welcome back to the Haven folder. Yeah, there we go. Is that better? Yeah, perfect. I'm feeling it today. Feeling like alcohol. No, I'm not drinking any alcohol. Oh, you you're definitely drinking. Funny, because when he spilled his cup, he said, oh, thank God it's not coffee. Yeah. So what else is in there? Nothing. OK, I'm having a white Claudia finally loosened me up, but I got vaccinated yesterday, I got the big box.

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I am back and whack. Very good. And it wasn't the the to dos one. It was the two and one. It was the Johnson and Johnson. We say, come on, we promoted vaccines.

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That'll be fun. There should be a superhero called the Vaccinator.

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That's not a bad idea. He's a sneeze, you know, can't stop all the germs.

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So you got like did you get an email? Like how do you know that you able to get it? Vaccine in Long Beach. They opened it up for people who work in the entertainment industry. And so a friend texted me and was like, you're eligible for this. Be nice, man.

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Yeah, I wasn't informed either. And I have a really very limited availability. Why did you get it and not us? Because Mike just texted me the link and said, here it is.

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Oh, so is Mike. That man. That man gets everything.

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He's well connected to the process. OK, so we drive down to Long Beach, we get the vaccines and I'm fine with shots like I can handle them.

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You know, I like to hum when I get a shot, you know, like, OK, because I just I'm not scared of them. Do you look at it like study? What do you look at it? No, I can't look at it.

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This is this what I do when I get a shot, I look up and go, oh, this. Because if I'm like, oh really. Oh yeah. I don't yeah. I don't want to scream everything that I do. I do as Devin. I scream every time he injects me with the shit that I'm thinking. You should try Hummes and see what whatever shit sounded really bad. The shit that I'm none of you need to know. Well when Patricia plucks my my unibrow I like cum during that because that hurts.

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I can look at the shot. I usually look if I get a shot or donating blood.

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Oh yeah. It's like looking when you're kissing somebody just touches like to leave sir.

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So we got the shot and then we had to sit in a parking lot and wait for about fifteen, twenty minutes to see if you had any allergic reaction. And they said if you do have a reaction, honk your horn. What in the world.

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I just, I can't it like they don't know what's coming from. That's crazy. OK, so yeah. But we get home and it's expected you may experience a few side effects, you may experience a headache, chills, body aches. And I was feeling pretty fine all of a sudden Mike was like, yo, I got to go home.

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I'm, I need to like lay down. He wasn't feeling good. Yeah. And I was like, dude, you're overreacting because I don't know. I was like, maybe it's just affecting you.

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Worse, go home and rest. Then all of a sudden, right before I went to bed, it hit me hard, like I felt like my bones were like heavy metal, like they were made out of blood. Oh, yeah.

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Do you have to take like two shots? Because I heard it's like two. You have to take one. It's The Moderna one. Oh OK. But yeah that's been my past twenty four hours. You guys were up on a hot air balloon and I am feeling just as run down as you are.

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Yeah.

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I didn't, I didn't even want to bring it up to you today because like that looked fucking terrifying. I don't know how that was how last minute decision you both made like what you got there.

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So our friend, you know, Vince, he's a skydiver and he owns Hubble Studios. Right.

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So him and his buddy wanted to skydive out of a hot air balloon that was not skydiving.

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That was a base jumping volleyball.

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But, yeah, he was just like, we're taking a hot air balloon if you guys just want to go for the ride. And a Marine was like, I've never been.

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I want to go. Let's do it. I've always wanted to do it. I also didn't want to look like a bitch. I done it before. I actually done it before skydiving or a hot air balloon jumping all the hot air balloon.

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It no, I actually went in a hot air balloon in Egypt and it wasn't like super high or anything like that.

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It was just like a normal it was just like a normal height, I think like a maybe a thousand feet, OK? And I was still freaking out, like I just didn't like it. Hot air balloon. Right. I just don't like the fact that there's no steering, there's no controlling.

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It's literally you go where the wind blows you when you go up or down and then you land wherever. Yeah. Like there's no landing place.

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Oh my God. That's what seems to walking open field. And he was like crossing the freeway.

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We were literally feet from smashing into a tree and power lines. And he was like, you have got to gas it real quick and like pump flames up into it to get a little bit higher to clear it. People have died on hot air balloon. So listen, I just got Amanda by Amanda Bynes. Mom, remember Moody's point?

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Yeah, I'm talking about I. I can't even believe, you know, that always think of everything as the one hot air balloon reminds me of that she just stays with you. OK, disappointment. I don't know.

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Amanda Bynes show you remember she had all your little sketches in segments. There was always a segment called. Moody's point, yeah, it was, yeah, and it was Amanda who was like at her aunt's house and she's all upset, but her real mom is on a hot air balloon. It's just that she's like moody. Oh, my. No, I never came down.

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That's where you remember, of all the things in life that you take everyone out. You know what I mean? Like that my mom just, like, stayed up there as kids.

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We didn't think about that. But now I'm just like, where the fuck is Moody's points as mom?

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But yeah, they can't control it. It just goes wherever the wind blows it and you can just go up or down. And I went up in Egypt and it was terrifying. Just they say it's relaxing, but I don't think it is. You're literally in a fucking apple basket and you're just like looking over the basket was so much bigger than I thought it would be.

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I literally was like, how many people are? It's like it's literally within Lycurgus. They said the back. If it's 20 people. What OK, what does twenty people mean? Like you're packed in like sardines of pockets, like it's one big basket and it's divided into like six.

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Yeah. There's like a back flip. I said it was so like I need to know my dimension.

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I do something great space. That's awkward. Karar, imagine you could land in someone else's property. Yeah. So some guy's about to get up much like what are you doing out here. And innovation in Pennsylvania.

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There's a hot air balloon that landed in our neighborhood. They didn't have a choice but to land in the street.

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And there's not a law was that you can't just land your hot air balloon anywhere you want.

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I don't know how it is still an area. It feels. So I don't wanna say medieval, but so do you really feel that? Like what? First of all, why was it fucking ever invented? It was it was it transportation? Was it for fun? Like, you know, like where are we going? I don't know. It's it's for the aesthetic because it looks pretty in the sky, but it's not pretty being in the fucking sea bass.

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No hot air balloon.

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I bet it's for weather or seeing distances to see when people in battle were coming.

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Sounds about right. You know, what was the point? Yes. Well, the first Pottermore like for you, it's when it's how Dorothy get home right now.

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She around in a oh, god. Oh, Dorothy, get into a the wicked witch of the West buggier Leo. There's a hot air balloon in Wizard of Oz. Right. He's going home. And then Toto leaves and she has to get out of the the hot air balloon. And the munchkins are like it's leaving them.

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Should have gotten them. What do you think? We got to look we got to look this up.

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I did look at the first hot air balloon is seventeen that the country got found it.

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And they were like, let's make some hot air balloon.

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I've never seen one with my own eyes, but it's bigger than I think it is. Yeah. So much bigger flies.

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They let you pull over the thing. No more lame. Oh yeah. To hit the flames. We can touch it. Is there just a little image of Dorothy going in the hot air?

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Oh, it's right there. Well, honey, my God damn it. You know why? Because it's not in the sky. It's like in the middle of a building. They couldn't afford the airplane. You all right? You're right. Yes, because Toto hops out and she can't she loses her trip home or whatever to the turkey. Sorry that it's OK. Y'all looks at me like I was crazy because I don't even remember that scene.

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So you guys get up there and your buddies decide we're going to jump. Right. So first of all, I didn't want to say yes, but going up, I had previously gone in Egypt and found out a week afterwards that there was in a hot air balloon accident. And there was like a failure, something one that happened in Texas were like 10 people where I went and did it the exact same spot.

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There was a huge accident and there was one in twenty thirteen where like 19 people died and then another one right after I had just did it. And I don't know if I think, like maybe one person died, but it was another bad accident. So, like, in my head, I'm like, holy shit. Like, there's just nothing you could do.

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Like something goes wrong. You just you plummet.

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Oh fuck no, baby.

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So in my head, I'm thinking about this the entire time and I'm just like, I don't want to do this.

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And everybody's like, we we're going up and champagne.

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I was like, one champagne. I suck in sitting in the bottom of the bucket. Are you telling Mariah this now you stand strong.

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I say, OK, I didn't say yeah, but if you told me that before I saw what I went up, I don't I don't know. I just have a lot of trust.

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I was I'm more scared of a plane than a hot air balloon that one has like dudes hooking it up. Looked like carnies, though. Oh.

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How can you trust a hot air balloon more than a fucking plane? Well, I. I don't know what I expected. I don't know if I expected turbulence or something. I have no idea. It was so still I could have closed my eyes and not felt like I was moving. It was so still it didn't even rock if you walked around.

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OK, they have like the sandbags are there. It was like bag. You say, what's going on there? Because when they jump, when they skydive it we shot up one.

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I like the way of the way. Yeah. So do you have to like pull the bags up. He just like let it run.

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No, you just, you have to let the, the hot air I guess just kind of like simmer. Oh it was so calm and good when we were up there.

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Eyes gorgeous. It was really peaceful and pretty. I love you. Right. But I'll try it too. Quiet. Yeah. Like death. Death is quite a shock.

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As we were up there, they were like, OK, we got to do this quick because he was getting calls on the radio like there's two Amazon 747 coming in in fifteen minutes. He was you need to get up and down before they get here. You we Amazon's making planes now, I guess, like Amazon shipments coming in the plane, OK? And he's like, we got to get up and back down before they start coming through.

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And I was like, could you imagine a wing just ripping through the side of your balloon? Shit. I wanted a parachute just as a safety precaution. Yeah. Did the buddies, like, hesitate at all? Like, I'm always like, curious. You see the videos of guys like, oh, skydiving, we're jumping up.

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I'm like, are they like, you know, your friends are here. Let's just do it now. Like, are they. They seem so. It was like climbed over and they were like, are you ready?

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One, two, three. Yeah, wild. I mean, Vince has been going to like he went to like classes for that show.

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Yeah. He's like I saw like three times. Right. Like by himself. Yeah. If I was like fifteen years old he asked me to go skydiving a big 100 percent.

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Now I'm like new. Have you done it. You'd never done it. No. Now I kind of have no desire to. You should do it once. You'll be glad you did. Sure. Sure. I went to make it happen is like I'm not. But like the thing is someone has to be like we're skydiving today. I'm not going to open up the phone book and look up a skydiving plane.

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I said, you can get to the place. Like, I kind of got dragged into it.

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I didn't want to. And skydiving.

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Yeah, I was with Elton. No, we're doing it. Bucket list. Let's go. Yeah. And I was like, I'll just go and play it off and see, see where it goes. And then it didn't hit me until we were in the plane going up. And then you're like watching yourself get higher and there's no turning back. Yeah. You can turn back but it looks really bad when you don't jump off that plane, especially when everybody goes before.

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Yeah, it's weird because I want to back out when we're up there and I save them. Embarrassing. I was like, this is be so embarrassing if I have to come down in this fucking plane. And that plane was so scary.

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Dude, I don't want to be I didn't want to be in that plane for another six a.m..

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Aluminum just feels like it's going down in the video of the two sky planes that collided over again.

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They didn't like those sky dancer people, are they know the plane is like people are jumping out and then another plane hits the sky dive plane and burst into flames.

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And people are being, like, flown out of the side of the oh, I thought the clip was the plane flying right under it and they almost hit. But like the skydivers jumping out, like, freaked them out and they all know they collided.

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OK, so that's a different video. How long are you falling for your skydiving?

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A minute and a half. Depends on how how you jump from. That's it. No, I know exactly.

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It's a lot. Have a whole like day of well, so full circle. I think you'd be so good at it though.

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Like in the flip. Right. You have to pull the chute. The least scariest part of skydiving is the falling part.

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It seems like like it feels like nothing. But as soon as the parachute opens and I sitting there, I hate being under the canopy. Yeah.

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Just like that's the last thing because it's boring. Oh, no. Because it deployed and you're like, cool, I'm safe. But then you're like, I'm still twenty feet in the air and we're going down slow.

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Oh it's slow now. And then while I went with a guy so like you have to go tandem at first and he's like, Dude, I hated it, the guy thought he was like, Mr. Cool.

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He was like a younger dude. And he's like, we're going to do some turns here.

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And I was like, OK, we'll turn around. And he goes, boom.

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And the whole thing starts spinning, dude, the G force that you're like you're like this billionaire man right behind you.

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You're like a baby. It's like, oh, you know, he's not feeling any of that because you're in front of him.

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So you're taking off fucking it's just like on the back of your head.

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Just did you see the grandma that was jumping out and she slipped down into bro?

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I can see that you say I don't know how time he was out of the hold like her.

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It's catching her by the elbow and the back of her knees and her whole body is hanging out the bottom. It was unbelievable.

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But she was like she was like 90. So like she lived her life holding on to her instructor for dear life.

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I just held on you do what you got to do, you know.

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Well, Zain, here's the plane crashing.

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No, what are we OK, welcome to Unfiltered. We watch you as a pilot. One of the pilots like pass out or something.

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First, just miscommunication.

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Yeah, miscommunication completely. Mariah, that's what I was going to say. It was it was just stress of this out.

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It's exactly what I was going to say.

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And to piggyback off of what you just said about miscommunication, I think that was completely fundamental in this accident.

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Really sorry. We sort of trying to move the needle that really hit the nail on the head. I'm trying not to interrupt Mariah, because people say we interrupt this exhibit. I notice it. That's probably that's probably not good.

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So what was it like four days ago? I went to get some food with Todd and now he went to do something. I forgot, but I was waiting outside and I see this car parked outside of the place and the window was down. You know, the dog was safe and the dog was the cutest dog. And I go up to the door.

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I'm like, oh, just like literally just saying hi.

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And then I back up a little bit and then I'm just like on my phone. This girl gets up, goes have set me, grabs her dog and goes back to where she was sitting and eating because she thought I was going to like take her dog.

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She thought I was stealing because I like sat I was standing there just around the dog and I felt like I just want to go up to her and be like, hey, look, I wasn't trying to steal your dog.

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I'm not a dog napper.

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Yeah, but like, I wonder if she maybe thought, like, you were about to, like, break the window and, like, call the cops about leaving a dog in the car.

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No, I don't think because this girl, like, you know, she'd be like, oh, like sorry. Like I was going to I don't know, like she does it. You yes. She's like, kind of look kind of tough. Was it probably like a like a really like a like it just wasn't going OK. What do top ten. Huff's good.

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We have Juliann. Yeah. Yeah.

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It was kind of like she was, it was kind of like a walk by me and just went and then just like pulled out a dog.

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OK, I don't know what it is, but lately dog owners are just nasty. Every dog I even lay eyes on, I don't I don't go up and pet dogs, but I'm like, OK, you like really you ignore pull, they pull it off.

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I have a dog. If you're going to have the cutest on the block, you've got to. I can't believe people pull their dogs, hold them. It's like we have a nice, nice car. You pull into a gas station, someone's like, hey, is that the 66 Mustang. Hold on a second. You know, my father had one of these and you're like, please, can I just go? I've said, Oh, I'll talk shop all day.

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All right. You said that you had something very interesting that happened to you. Yeah, right. What was the thing you said that?

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Was that what you're asking? Just let's change the narrative.

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Yeah. Can you just pivot if you don't mind if I jump in real quick. Just jumping in here.

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I hear you. I understand what you're saying. However. All right. All right. Shut the fuck up. Oh, let me just like give it like a rundown. So the house that we live in, it was built in nineteen thirty one.

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And I'm like a historical freak, like I love history and dog who stepped foot. Where does. Yeah. We just want to find the old floorboard and pick out an old cigar box and yes. Open it up and there's an old watch. Yeah. Yeah.

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And I want to know who wore it and I want a picture of who wore it and just. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway it doesn't matter who it is just right. Moving into this house I was like I really like Google, like hiring a historian. I was like I want to know. There's a lot of history in the neighborhood and stuff, and I wanted to know because it's a very unusual house. Yeah, I just want to know the history of it and what the layout used to be and stuff like that.

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I've been begging since day one. Never got around to it. What are the odds? The other day, Heath and I are pulling out of the driveway and these three women are standing outside the house taking pictures. And we're just like, what the hell? Who are these people like?

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Taking pictures like house like very like like armed through the gate, like taking pictures. And like, I know the gay guys did like a loop around. And I was like, that was really weird. Like, are people trying to get in right now?

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Kind of like when people are taking pictures of the Breaking Bad of Breaking Bad house, just like people are like which I've been to you take, you know, go don't go to the Breaking Bad house.

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The lady I heard is great. They sit in their front yards of the Breaking Bad house and we'll just get mad if you get close to it. It's crazy. I don't buy the house then it's so crazy.

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They should have sold it. It should have sold it completely. Yeah they lokey like it. Yeah. They must, they must like they got to love yelling at everybody walking up.

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They have to. That's what I think. OK, back to what I'm saying. All right.

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So we're pulling out of the driveway, they're taking pictures, he loops around and they roll down the window and we're like, oh, hi, can we help you?

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And they're like, oh, my gosh. Like, I'm so sorry. This is really weird.

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I lived here in the 70s and I was like, what? I looked at Heath. I was like, this is not happening right now. This is not you don't understand. Like, I have been begging, like, what are the odds? Because I Googled the address. It doesn't come up online. Like nothing comes up about this house. You're like Hoppen, you open the job or whatever.

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So so we're like, oh yeah, feel free to take pictures, whatever. And she was like getting not emotional, just like excited. And she was like, I lived here when I was five years old and telling us about the house and Heath and I looked at each other and we were like, it's go time. And we were like, do you want to just come inside?

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And she was like, oh, she she was like she was like, yes, yes. And she was like, can I take pictures and videos? Because the house that I was born in, I would kill to knock on the door and go and be like, can I please just stand inside and not have it be weird? Right. And not to be weird. Right. So this happened like. Yes. Like that should be customary. Like, that's crazy.

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Like some sort of respect, like kind of owe it to them. Great. You probably got to go in and clean your bong out from your table. Can we do this? Later in the afternoon, the landlord shows up, they come in this room, they start crying because they're like, you know, with a lot of little things everywhere.

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So she lived there when she was five. So she was taking videos and pictures for her parents and her older sisters to, like, debunk what it did look like. Everything outside's original. The the deck is not original. The kitchen was extended. She came inside. The one thing she really freaked out about, our bathroom. Most of our bathrooms are updated. Yeah. Our master bathroom is floor to ceiling. Blue tile.

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Yeah. Clearly like the president like that. Right. And it confirmed that because as soon as she stepped in, she freaked out.

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She started getting like she started hearing.

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I used to pretend like we were in space in this bathroom and we used to sit here and here and I was like, oh, like just I was getting chills for her. Like, I was so excited. I had no these three strangers in my house, like, freaking out. She couldn't remember where her bedroom was. But we did find out that, like, the room that we're sitting in now, this was extended to the kitchen. It was like there was more room.

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Yeah. Oh, so like the kitchen extended further in in the bedrooms where like the deck like, oh, I like this corner because I think this whole area was different.

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But the backyard and the guest house, she was like, this is she said there's a we have a brick fireplace in the guest house. And she said, I have a Christmas card in front of this fireplace in the seventies. She has to show. Yeah. So right now they're on vacation.

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They're going to Palm Springs for the week. So when she gets back, I think they're from Iowa. When she gets back, she's going to send me pictures. But as of right now, she sent me a picture from when her parents sold the house from the outside.

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Can we show was to screw a home renovation shows. I want to she's I want to see shows where people just like, show up. Right.

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Revisiting their old home to show pictures of what looked like she was walking around like, oh my God, this is so weird. Like, you know, the front little fountain by the front door. Yeah. She was like, this is so weird. Like this used to be a huge pond.

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And she said the I'm so you guys just by like I know if anything. And we were taking our time that day to go there.

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She's like, Guys, I'm so sorry. This isn't the whole six.

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We found out what's crazy.

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She kept going on about like who used to be in the area. So I guess, oh, yeah, she was just new and used to live in this house whose juice new and, you know, like.

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Oh, no. Singer Juice Newton.

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Let's listen to a juice NEWTON.

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So and then the neighbors were pretty much the whole cast of Happy Days.

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I don't know if she was like the Fonz. The Fonz used to live across the street. Oh, Henry. Henry Winkler. Yeah. Yeah. I saw him at Trader Joe's really not right here. I saw her at Trader Joe's, right.

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You saw Henry, dude. It's like seeing a fucking cartoon kid when in real life.

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Like a month ago. Oh, my God. So we saw Mario. Does he still live across the street?

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My God, he talks. Oh, weird. I love it. He's got an angel in the morning. Thirty two. Newton lived in this house. Yeah. Oh, you don't call me Angel. Oh, my. So I never, never like this Shaggy's angel is based on like, oh, yeah, got me Angel at my door, so call me Angel in the morning.

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She walked to this house. She lived here. Holy shit. So while she walk these halls, she buys toilets right here right now or she's she's getting ready in the mirror.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, that's so good to know that she was in our master bathroom because that's like the most original part of the house. Juice Newton ready. And our is you guys need to reach out to her. So also, she said when she gets back, she has videos of them playing in the yard and she said the yard looks exactly the same.

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I can't it's going to be. That'd be crazy. Watching that is crazy. Do you want to see the picture that she sent? This is the original, like listing from when they sold it.

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Oh, no, no color. Oh, my God. That's your guys is ours. I can't wait for her to show us pictures of the inside.

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That's what I'm dying to see. I need to see the like the kitchen. I need to look at that kitchen. Yeah. Oh, my God.

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So this whole kitchen was so sick. I would love just to be a crazy person, though, and go up to the house. I lived here. You know, this is different.

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You hear people are like, oh, just like we started.

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That's later on.

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People like people should do. I know there's there's creeps and crazy people in the world now, but that should be a normal thing. Yeah. Oh, God. I would die. I would die like I was going back to the Denny house, you know what I mean?

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Just a couple of years ago we come back. It's like it's still the same. No shit. That's yeah. They're probably oh, they're still finding him like. Like I'm stuck on the wall.

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Yo, I remember being so pissed that Elton for that shit I was.

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So explain it to the folks. We saw our buddy Elton. He lived with us. He lived with me, he taught in school. He did a prank where he put a bunch of packing peanuts throughout our entire house, bedrooms and lunches.

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And understatement, it was four feet high enough to the Muslim fun.

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It was fun for the first ten minutes. You like inhaling it and then you're just like, oh, man, oh, man. Like, what are we going to do now? And I when you try to clean it, it would break apart. Yeah. And turn into like snow.

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It was like the little balls that that stick to the wall. It was in the bathroom, it was in Todd's room.

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Like imagine just like what you have in your room.

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He didn't touch my room because my room was a disaster. So I would have lost like half the things and there would be knocking. Kids were all in my room. So you didn't touch my you just throw the room away. You start over by a new house. Since the room was like, you know, that scene in Star Wars where they're like in. Yes.

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And it's getting close in all the young is rising. It was just like, yeah, there was just things a living Artscape room in the entire room is closing the pathway. That's what it looked like. Everything is just destroyed on the floor.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Remember when a horse pissed in my fucking bedroom? Well, so I don't remember because I wasn't born, you know, horse piss in your bed. Yo, remember when they by the Little Pony, it was so fucking cute and pissed all over my my bedroom.

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That shit was hilarious. That was Midnight Star. I think that was her name. Sounds about a little Purple Star on her ass.

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Well I don't like horses were like the hair's dyed and stuff. I don't like pets or the hair is dyed. I think it's like safe die though. It's safe but it's, it's weird.

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Don't fucking just let them be. And they animals, they're wild animals. Let them be animals. Wild.

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OK, calm down. Should I, shouldn't I bleach my hair. Why.

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No I don't. Questions. I know how you like to bleach hair but sometimes when I see you the bleach here, when you get really red it looks really crazy like seeing your white hair and red. I think it's more noticeable because I was standing back then because of my psoriasis I appellations saying psoriasis and rosacea.

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Psoriasis when not when you had that shit like all over your body.

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That was that was bad habit for so long. And we were on the cruise. It was miserable. Yeah. That's why I had to get back it. Was it itchy. Right. You been pretty good with it. Yes, because I haven't gotten strep throat. I thought you took shots. I'd like for it not to happen again. No, that suppresses my immune system. And so the my psoriasis stops overreacting. So I make myself because my body keeps thinking it's sick when it's not sick.

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Yeah. So I had to take Humira and Syntex.

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What, psoriasis again, for the people listening, psoriasis is an autoimmune disease. You can either have it chronic or short or short term. There's very different. There's a lot of different types of psoriasis I suffer from. Psoriasis, and usually that happens after I get strep throat in two weeks, after I get strep throat, my body still thinks it's fighting off an infection and I'll have these splotches that will take over. And Heath, what is so funny, I keep having this vivid memory of you talking about this exactly the same way and then being like we're in the airport, the main airports.

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I almost had a I had a breakdown in the Vancouver airport because the guys look at this, look at my arms, look at my chapters. Your and I remember I took like four Benadryl and I'm just like, I'll see you guys in L.A. It was scary because the shit wasn't going away.

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They just kept it just stayed and it would not go away. And I'm like, dude, this is like this is bad.

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I'll I'll send a picture to Mariah to show it for the people of what I'll never forget going in the Vancouver airport and taking a picture of it and then texting Stoss because Kim Kardashian has psoriasis.

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And I'm like and I'm like, oh, you get me in contact with whoever Kim knows because this is getting out of hand right now. And I need the guts to read your shot while.

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But you got X SARS, psoriasis, but no.

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How do we even get on. Oh, that's hot.

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Oh, but speaking speaking of the old like historical stuff, what do we what do we have here with World War Two bomb.

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Oh, you guys didn't hear about what happened to this college in England. I'm pretty sure it's a college called Exeter. They found a bomb on their campus that was from World War One.

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And they had they were doing construction and they came across the bomb. Everybody at the college had to evacuate the campus. Oh, my God. Q8, their dorms, all the local apartments. And they all went like a few miles out and looked at it weird.

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You see that it splash, but there's only this much in it. Oh, my God.

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Was that it was that juice. Oh my God. She of course just fell juice. Newton, watch your head. Oh she's the. Oh my. Oh my God.

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The juice in the phone. He's going to be different now. No, go ahead Zain. Very good. Oh, I hear the smirk.

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I just said, oh, God. Cut the point. I was like that because I never got that. I never got that. I thought, hey guys, can we just take a few steps back when they come circling back, circling back, we're talking about the people listening.

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They're like, oh, my God, the fucking bomb go. Oh, the bomb. Exeter, they evacuated all the dorms, the campus, the local apartments. Yeah, within a few miles out. And they had to detonate the bomb in the bomb just exploded.

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Not did not like a nuclear bomb.

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Oh shit like that. Oh I. Oh my God.

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So the land where this college campuses used to be an area that was part of heavy, heavy warfare during World War One. And so some bombs were dropped in this area that never detonated.

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Can you imagine there are bombs that are around you that have never detonated, that are could be dead?

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No, just imagine like imagine it. It blew up like nobody knew about this bomb, you know what I mean? Yeah. People thought it was like a fucking terrorist attack. They were never found. It was gonna to be more.

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Would they be able to find out that this bomb some shrapnel. Yeah.

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And be able to figure it out. That's fucking swamp. What do you what do you asking like like this bomb randomly went off without everybody needing it. It killed everybody in the building.

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I bet they have like different procedures for like construction because they know that they're in like the type of old war zone.

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Whatever they did, it's just crazy. Me. How do you have like a bulldozer thing, like moving in? Wait, wait, hold.

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Oh, yeah. This is a bomb and it was active. How does a bomb stay active for that long. That long.

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But, you know, there's so many also land mines out in Vietnam from the Vietnam War that people survive by just like stepping on it.

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Yes.

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It's I think, gosh, we do not live like in an old war zone, you know, with landmines. That's really scary.

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Did you see the explosion in Ontario? Oh, the person who is stocking up on fireworks, the.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. That was it was like eight, eight houses that those footprints in us to where we did the hot air balloon.

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Really, we saw that while we were up there. Oh my gosh. The fireworks go through your fucking hot air balloons. And then that gave me an idea. A fireworks scented candle? No. OK, I do like the idea of like a Fourth of July scent, you know? Yeah, all I'm smelling is rocket pops or a rock, a pop candle that has a different rocket pop with, like, a little hint of mustard, like a bit of spice.

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OK, can I ask some hot dog? Can I ask a dumb question here?

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Maybe you have a candle, right.

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Right. And then the wax melts. Oh, here we go. Don't.

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So you've thought about it. We all know you have the wax and it melts. And then I could like, solidify again. But like, is it evaporating? Like, wouldn't it just melt? And then I know it would be a never ending candle.

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Why does it matter that it's a I think it's evaporated, but then you have candles that will look like this over the edge and then evaporate.

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Yeah, but then I've also seen a candle that is set up. So when it melts, it'll drip down and then you could, like, flip it over and relight it. And like, it's a there's candles like almost like an infinity candle. So it's like it's a gas or whatever. The wick is burning. And that is what's releasing the wick that's burning the fingers.

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As the wick burns, the wax goes down. Right. Right.

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I don't actually make something I wanted to be like when I made up what water towers were and I was actually writing.

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So I want to try to get it right.

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You know what? I'm very curious as you. But we've been lighting candles since the beginning of time.

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Well, if you burn a fire log, where did the law go? Where did the wood go? It burned.

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It's ash. It's ash.

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But like you're telling me, the whole log just goes into ash.

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Yeah, it's wood. Yeah. I mean, yeah, let's get a lighter, doesn't it?

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The only thing that can evaporate. What's the only thing that they can evaporate water. Is water the only thing on your face, water here? What are you doing? I don't know, but there's a reason I just haven't Googled it that doesn't keep me up at night. There's a reason why we don't talk about it.

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We got him. We stumped the Schwabe. We got to see how we tried these cyber wars. We're just like we just saw everything we can do to try to not look stupid.

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Well, this this vodka's is sponsored by this pocket where you, like, 15 minutes long.

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Can we do experiment? Can we do themes like Stresa? Yeah. I mean, like tried it before. You guys have Halloween, Christmas. But it would be fun to do like really weird holidays and stuff. We could I just can't come up with any junk.

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Oh I have so much St. Patrick's Day. We could have been a leprechaun. God bless the Irish.

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It's clear that crystal and stronger than you know, you know, can make the duck talk, which can make the lame duck pizza we're watching. We're like he puts on Jeopardy a lot now. He just has it playing. He knows 95 percent of the fucking answers. Keith, it's you, Jeopardy!

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And I'm just like, yo, Matt, just go on the show. You would fucking kill me. He's like, yeah, they don't do like because normally until, like, theme's on college, jeopardy. I'm a top contender, top in college, regular jeopardy.

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I make it second or third harder questions like yes, it's really harder questions. College Jeopardy.

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I can I'm, I dominate. You have to be in a college to do the college. I think that they should make an influencer version of Jeopardy.

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That would be incredible to watch. I would love to watch an family feud, which you should do this on another segment. This is another segment or just like for another time, talk about, well, give him No one on us are smarter than a fifth grader and we've already known that we can't do it.

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Yeah. Yes. No, we know Devin and I have talked about this. We should do that on another day.

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You're just gonna embarrass us, Matt. Mireia, I think I want to do it again. We got to redeem ourself.

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And I say something. People think like, oh, Matt just thinks he's so smart. He's Mr. College Boy.

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Guys, I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I just happen to be a fun bunch. I'm a sponge for stuff that I'm interested in. I do not know everything. I'm not the smartest person.

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Cook book smart, not street smart. We know that. Sure. But there are also some books stuff I do not know, like it's dense in certain areas. But I just for the record, I don't think I know everything. We don't think you know everything. But you do know a lot of things.

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Yes, but I know, but I think some people think like Matt just thinks he knows they're going to judge you for knowing too many things.

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These people got mad. I think Germany, they drove down the other side of the road in Germany and they did it there.

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Just, hey, these people there, you know that my job is to fuck what they want.

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What's the what's the road in Germany where there's no the autobahn? OK, he's good. He knows his automotive. What is the autobahn? So we are going to ask Jeopardy questions, but we wanted to save it. Yeah, we're going to save that for another time and add in.

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Are you smarter than a fifth grader because it's not participating? I will not be part.

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You have to participate in it more. I need people to confirm and and remind me that I'm an idiot.

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Well, last time we did that, Brian, I had a bad couple of days after that video.

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Yeah, that was definitely puts you in in check. Yeah. Oh, hundred percent.

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I think my problem is I don't even in school I don't ask questions when I don't know something because I'm embarrassed that I don't know it, but that's, that's what learning is. You ask questions.

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And I guess my question, if I, if I realized that everyone else around me knows what's going on and I don't, I'm embarrassed to ask, so I won't do it.

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But usually the moment when you ask, what does that word mean or what does that mean? That's the moment where you really remember it. I just I just didn't care what I was learning about it. I only cared about the things that I had fun with. Like, math was a lot of fun because I was able to just understand everything, even the hardest math questions.

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I was able to understand it and understanding something was fun to me. But like like English, Spanish, everything like it, just like I just wasn't interested in it. So I didn't care to learn it. Yeah. Like I liked history.

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I mean in history. Yeah. I mean it's, it's definitive. Yeah. There's always an answer. You can get it right. I don't like the whole interpretation stuff with English.

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It's just like yo baby, I fucking saw it in the Satie's for the mouth but mouth blew my tongue.

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I probably, I probably have the Guinness World Record of the converse is going. We go. You say you have a Guinness World Record of the highest disco. I had the highest horn man but the lowest score in English. I guess the biggest difference, the biggest difference in scores between both both like and like English.

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I had like a fucking five and the math I was on fourteen fifteen.

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I saw it in the math and it was like because I can't read and then answer questions about what I just want you just.

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Aleksic, I have a lot of things I have no idea. I think you maybe just like I was never you've never really had to, like, sit down and read something, you know, like what is in me so I could avoid just the last legs of tech. Now, over the same way, if I have a lot, if someone gives me a large paragraph, I go straight to the end or, you know, literally I'll read the first word, the second word, then I drop to the bottom.

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So I try to put the pieces together. What I like you tell me you didn't do this on the English says you'd rather question and you would go try to spread the word. I plead the fifth. I plead the fifth. Yeah, that's all right.

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Let's see one word in the question and I'd be like, OK, oh, I would take the Pam. A little short, the short story, they give you a kickback, just read it, turns this book light a little bit more. Yeah, nothing was it was an interesting we had to contain information on it. I would I would try. I really would try, but nothing would be going on. It would literally be everything right over my head.

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I'd be thinking of too many other things. So before he calls us for dinner, before he calls it, it's really just sit there and think, I've always had like a really hard time.

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Like, I can read something and I'll be like saying the words in my head and I'm like reading it in my brain. Yeah, I know, like, I know what I'm reading, but I'm having a completely different thought at the same time. Like, I'm reading I'm reading this book.

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No, I know. Yes, I just read the word.

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I don't put it together. What it's supposed to say.

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I just like it when they give me a book to read. And I was reading for ten minutes. And the entire time while I was reading, I was going, I'm reading a book I.

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If you look at me, you know, I can read a sentence and it'd be like the green towel was blah, blah, blah, and I'm stuck on Greentown, my eyes will still be going. But then I'm like, oh, I have a green towel in the bathroom. Yes.

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Did you ever have to like after reading a page, you have to you have to turn it back and reread the notes knocked out. You know how I know I don't retain anything in the film about a reader. If I put a book down and I don't have a bookmark and I try to go back and find my place. Nothing looks familiar.

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I was driving to the same store every single day and I'm like, this doesn't look familiar at all.

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Every day I could talk about this for how comfortable. Right. I could see being an idiot for hours.

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Do you do you guys put the phone like San Diego, like down the street, like somewhere. You clearly know where to go, but it's just I'm annoying with it.

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I don't like doing it because I want to remember, like, where I'm going. I know it depends on if it depends on if I'm in a time crunch or like I'm going to want to get home.

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What's the fastest way I can usually drive in, like figure it out. Yeah, I know how to get to the Burbank Shopping Center.

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But every time I put I put GPS in, oh, because, yes, all this it's become it starts becoming like any name I turn on Magnolia, right? And it's like, nope, you should have turned it down right or left. I know it's on. And I think we just know that when you put it in maps, it takes you the fastest route. You don't want to take the same route.

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I think it could be a long road ahead. I'm like, I could get it wrong and I can miss a turn. But if I put it in, I know, like, you'll never miss a turn. Like, why not just do it? And then it's right there I go look and just double check my work. Yeah.

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There's times where I'm ballsy and if I'm like 30 minutes from the house, I'll and I have the rest of my day, I'm like, I can figure it out.

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That's fun times like like when you lived in Porter Ranch, there were times where, like, I would I would try to figure my way back and it would take my late hours.

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I try to drive in the porter hours because you go down a highway. But then there was another highway and there was like another. But there was like three or four different highways you have to take.

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But to to piggyback off to think about yourself and how to drive me off because I didn't have my car and I'm like, you know, I don't need to do a concert with the audience or it's also a little bit frustrating in L.A. because if you miss a turn, you're you're gone for ten more minutes.

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Oh, yeah. You miss an exit. You're fun. Yeah.

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Oh, if I miss an exit, I will put it in reverse before I go on the freeway, you know. Oh, Vicky would do it. Well, Vicky would do it.

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Well, since you all love to learn what you want to know what I learned once you learn Zayn, OK, when you're like when you're watching the news and the news says that there's a 30 percent chance of rain, what do you think that means?

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I would say that's exactly what a thirty percent chance that it's going to rain, right?

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Yeah, that's what the odds are. Exactly. That's what I thought, too. So when it says 30 percent chance it's going to rain, it's one hundred percent chance that it's going to rain. But only thirty percent of your area is going to rain, like thirty percent of the whole area is going to rain.

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Why wouldn't they say it like that? Instead of saying there's a thirty percent chance of rain, why don't they be like it's going to rain today? Thirty percent of the area is going to be covered or something because I don't I guess I guess thirty percent of the area.

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That's your chance. That's your chance. Like, it makes sense, but it doesn't because it can be cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Right? It's not not funny. It's going to rain, I get it.

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But chances of it raining in your area.

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Thirty percent. If they can see that a bunch of rain is coming in from the east. Well, our area, the L.A. area.

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But it could happen.

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It could hit Long Beach, L.A. County, I don't know wherever there is the city of Los Angeles, I, I bet with the weather the winds are going. Man, are we going Burbank weather app on your phone.

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I bet knows the exact zip code you're in and we'll tell you.

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Thirty percent or 20 percent. That's a good thing. We should dress up like the anchorman cars.

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Oh, yes. We go to store to give Browns and the Mustang. We do green screen all around. Oh my gosh.

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I would love that to be the girl in the pencil skirt. Very good. I be when we have Will Ferrell on. We can only get this guy across the street. Is that happening? What, Will Ferrell?

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Yeah, OK, I saw a take doc, that was pretty. I thought I thought I saw I saw a tick tock recently saying that was pretty disgusting. Oh, it was a clip from the show Dirty Jobs.

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Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah. But the jobs are Mike Rowe and he would do like dirty things.

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They when you flush your toilet after you, after you use it, you should shut the lid of your toilet before you hit flush.

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Because after you after you use your toilet and you hit that flush button and it's still open, the particles go everywhere.

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Everywhere is even on your clothes, on your walls, on your toilet paper, on your toothbrush.

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That doesn't matter. It's like a faucet open my entire life. And I live to tell about it.

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It's like a fart, you know what I mean? It's like fart nasty when you that's a gas that is some stank shit that just came out of your asshole and is now being inhaled into my nostrils. It's a gas. Doesn't matter that came out of your butt when you really think about it.

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Well, that's why I always get disgusted when he fucking totes into the microphone. It is so gross when you really think about it.

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But like, at the end of the day, you know, it's like, yeah, it's on you, but like you don't smell it. You don't see it. It's funny because I had that thought though. When I just went to the bathroom, I flush the toilet and my drink was there and I was like, I heard about the boot particles or whatever. And then I came walking out and then we just talked about it.

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Well, in the episode they did The Black Light and they flush the toilet with the particles and then showed the black light and it was ever human nature.

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It's fine. It's like it's like when you drop an Eminem on the floor, you pick it up. Five second rule. Yeah.

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Like discoveries. You shouldn't do this because this I'll do what I want. All right. For the people sent off the comments. Who likes to show he likes the clothes that I have now closed the toilet every time I've used it since that tick tock. Come on. I think about it every time. A proper manners. It's not manners. It's just like I really don't give a shit that are good.

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Very good night. I'm sorry. OK, well, we want to bring the segment back. It's our Florida News segment to do this just to you and you should.

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There's always something in Florida. We could do this every day, but we just really need you.

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Gentlemen, you are tuning in to the Florida Man News segment where every episode we bring you a bit of Florida news. A man who's I'm completely just like laughing. Think I like it. I like I whack Florida News. Thank you, Devon. Our news source researcher who has brought us all of these different headlines and highlights of Florida news. I want to do the prompter test. I know. All right. Florida man does cannonball into giant fish tank at the bass pro shop.

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Me, this is a fucking. Oh, would you pull this up from 2012?

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Is this recession?

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As you know, the Bass pro shop, there's a huge aquarium where it's like kind of open. It's giant. Yes.

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I remember this used to be a thing like the two thousands of the kids you would run in and jump into the aquarium. It happens all the time.

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Would you do it now? Honestly, I'd be scared because there's some big ass fish that are in that tank.

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Should we be doing should we roll clip? I just don't want to roll clip. Caught on camera. Caught on camera that.

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Oh, I'm in the stone wall.

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Oh, boy, oh boy. Oh, the guy with the pole who was like, whoa ho. How how do you get out of that. That's tough. GLI wait no play. What if I had to pull myself up.

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I had to get my chest over, throw a leg and then shimmy your water, your lighters.

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I go.

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It looked like he walked over it jumps in and out. You just pull himself up.

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I'm surprised he got his feet up there. I bet your adrenaline kicks in after you do a big no no like that. And you're just out like I want to see him land and likes you.

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You want to see him get hurt, huh?

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I love the dude who's like holding the the pole is like I get get get this guy with the ball. He's going to stop. What is he going to do.

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He's going to like Behram. Yeah. All right. Next Florida man sentenced. Do you know what happened?

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Because I read the last oh four in sentence. Twenty years in prison. Two hundred and fifty one thousand dollar fine after cutting off your wife's lover's penis.

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Well, hold on.

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So this guy, Alex, a Florida man, was accused of breaking into the homes of his wife's lover and cutting off that his penis with scissors, and he has pled guilty.

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You know how hard it would be to cut my penis off with scissors? Yeah, I mean, that's a lot kind of scissors. Are we talking about we're not talking about, like, paper scissors, like just your garden, your years.

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I feel like it would have set in here, Shear's, you know what I mean? What if it was the crazy scissors with like the. I really wish I could find. Oh, my God. Oh, just like safety was like, oh, God, already all this one thing you said about the little girl or the round, you would like kind of pick up, he'll just come in and it would be just like silver underneath.

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Yeah. Like, how do you hold somebody down? Well, so he may back in twenty nineteen, he caught a man having sex with his wife in his house and a few days later he went into the home who happened to be his neighbor, tied the man at gunpoint, completed the gruesome act with scissors.

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Trigger trigger warning for the man to pieces cottoning. I know we never hear about your penis. Penis is getting cut. It just makes you.

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Oh, my God. OK, wait. Two girls we call. That's something else. I think everybody should watch that because that is just unbelievable. That's all right. It is a roller coaster and the music. Oh have you ever seen the TED talk or like some of his porn, like they're pouring, like, something that look like shit in a cup. And they played the music and everybody was just I feel like if something like that came out nowadays, it wouldn't even be like, oh, no.

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What's weird is like I feel like I haven't seen any of that stuff since then.

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I wonder if, like, we're just older now and we don't, like, hear it. I think there's people out there making videos like that.

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So you see two girls, one girl. I never watched what happens in two girls, one cup. I don't she's never seen. I know. But use your imagination. What happens?

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There's like shiting involved, right? Yeah, that's all I know. But it's two girls and and a cup, so. Yeah. OK, what do you what do you think happens.

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This is like paint a picture. They shit into the cup on top of me. Uh I have no idea. Just like I can't even like just something. Come on. No, I just you know, like I can't come up with something great, like a drug history.

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It's like, oh you girls, I got drunk. OK, so this is your love and I know you're not drunk so but I'm just fucking the picture and say there's two.

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You already got one, right.

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Like my my my sense of humor is so opposite of that I can't even come up. We don't like it's not funny. Nobody wants to go.

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You have to understand me right now. My brain is empty. I'm like two girls, one cup. They shit inside the cup. That's all I got. There you go. There. All right. That's all I got. They threw it at each other. Oh, honey. Yeah, it's not funny. It's raised in the people who are listening. I see. Now, I highly discourage it.

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If you haven't seen it, do not watch it. I mean, do not. I don't.

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I think back then it was just it was it was disgusting. But now it's just it seems more normal.

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Just like the idea of her version is two girls poop in a company like that. Said it. Yeah, they look very cool.

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It's not cool, Mariah. We don't we don't find them. It's just it was a video that came out. Yeah, it's absurd. We were kids when this video came out, so we were just like, oh, my God, is the director going?

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Very cool. And they eat it very cool. Like, sorry, I don't like we guys like we don't like it, but it was popular.

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Like, I just never wanted to look it up. I just wasn't interested in the hype. I don't know, just from hearing what it was about, just like you got to know where your mouth is on your side. I'm saying. Right, everyone's on my side. But I never looked it up. Everybody else has looked it up like I. I looked it up.

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Somebody like it was like, have you seen that? It was one of those things where it's like, yo, bro, look look at this funny video. The link you go to two girls, one cup. It was one of those type of thing. Right.

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OK, so Florida Department of Law Enforcement arrested a mother and daughter for illegal access to hundreds of students of accounts. The FDLE says the access was used to rig the homecoming queen vote at Tate High School in Pensacola. OK, wait a second.

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Why is this that big of a deal? It's it's a high school pageant.

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There's no money involved. I mean, this is serious, Zane. It's not good enough. You better be, sweetheart. We're not here to be the Pensacola pageant queen.

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It's homecoming like homecoming school mom. It's not even that's time in a pageant. Oh, oh, it's homecoming.

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With that homecoming scandal in Florida, an elementary school assistant principal and her daughter arrested for allegedly hacking student accounts, cashing hundreds of fake votes to elect the daughter homecoming queen. T.J., stop the crowd.

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Fixing a high school election. It conjures up images of stuffing ballots in a box in a cafeteria.

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But in this case, the kids at this high school voted the it virtually for homecoming queen.

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And that's where this story goes from, being maybe just a shame to being a crime. Police say the mom and daughter had to. Illegally access accounts of hundreds of students, accounts that had a lot of personal information of those students. Also, the daughter could wear the crown. Oh, my God. So I imagine cheering for my God after you just fucking rigged it and she was an assistant principal, just not even worth. I just I just want to know, was it the mom or the daughter who is like the mom?

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But the mom was like, let me hack into the mainframe, sweetie.

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She was just bragging about it and they did it to win to win the crown. Honestly, I got to kind of applaud that. Of course, they're not doing that for money or any game they're doing for the cloud club.

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Oh, you son of a bitch. Pensacola points. Show me the good old, the breaking in the crown and half and.

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Yeah, or she wins. She does. This wins and then she pulls that shit out there. Guys, this isn't just my girl. It's just it's ours. It's ours.

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Were you nominated? But no, they had I don't know if every school is like this. I didn't expect it. You have to be in a certain amount of like clubs and you have to have a certain like Nataliya.

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There's like it was people that would like serve the school and stuff like that. They would use those pick those people.

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So you couldn't do it. Just popularity, right? It wasn't Pop.

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You had to do it on service, I thought, to earn popularity. Well, that's why I said, like, my school was probably a little different.

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I won twice. Homecoming queen, homecoming prince, two years in a row. What happened to King? Well, they didn't like the. They didn't like the idea of Matt King drinking. So they got to give it to Leonard Williams.

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He ran a great campaign, you know. Oh, God. Imagine passing all buttons just to win a fucking home. I don't take pride in that at all by any means.

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Yeah, you do. Your parents, you were part the parade.

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I mean. I got to say, there was nothing cooler than getting out of school early, sitting in the back of a Mustang and waving at what you guys did that I feel like I talked about.

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So she went to our same high school.

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Yeah.

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And it was the whole like just everybody's convertible and everybody just sat on top and they drive around, never seen them or like they would do cop cars, like cool cop cars and stuff like it usually was somebody whose dad worked at the local Ford dealership and they would donate the cars.

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They didn't do that when we were in school. No, we didn't get shit. If you went to South Plantation High School, we want to know we want to know you went there because we want to see how the fuck it's doing right now. I saw I want to walk in. I sometimes go to take to Instagram and like, check in. I go on my high school's Instagram.

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I don't high schools have Instagram. Yes. I found my vice principal at my high school was following me on Instagram, and I just got curious. So I opened up the message thinking that it was like, Matt, we'd love to have you on the website. You might send me to art school.

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Did not would never do that for us. Our teachers don't want to associate with us. So we they didn't even go here.

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We all graduated two thousand more likes to until 2011, 2010. All right. I mean, I'm a grade older than you would think this is in high school.

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Hey, that's pretty crazy that he was a grade older than a grade over us. Wait, why? I don't know. I always see everybody here the same like equals. Yeah. Oh, I did a little bit better. Yeah.

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Anyways, you guys, are we all going to go to our high school reunions?

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AHS got canceled because it was 20 20. Oh she is a Korona so they're not going to have it anymore. I don't know. I got to check back here ten year. This is the year it happens this year.

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Oh, that's disgusting. Do you want to go. You have to go. Would you go with Keith to the reunion?

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Would I invite her? Oh, I don't know if you'd want to go.

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Yeah, I'm we just talk about how interested I am and like, can you come as my date. I would like to see it. I would like to see I would like to see it. I like to be. Well, guys, we're going to end this episode.

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Thank you so much for tuning. And again, we love you guys so much. You could check out the audio version of this podcast we post on Monday, every Monday and on Tuesday, every Tuesday, video from YouTube dot com slash Zane and Heath.

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Oh, good idea. We'd never done that. Yeah, but in the comments, who you really want to see in that fucking chair, I wish there was a way to vote.

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Well, yeah, you can vote on comments.

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Someone someone puts gas they want and then everybody has to vote on it. So, yeah, a survey, the survey, exactly what else we got going on in our lives.

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Yeah. Make sure to subscribe to Best Golf Channel we got. I want you to be the first guest there for iVillage. If you look at my Amazon purchases just now, I'm buying golf pants. Oh, are you really?

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Yep. Clubs.

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I knew I should probably get clubs before the bottom too.

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Can my if you can afford the vaccine you can afford my. I did not pay for the vaccines. You stole it. No, I was given the vaccine.

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I don't know if this is a stupid question, but you don't pay for the vaccine. I not here. Why do you have to pay to get covid tested. But you don't, you don't have to pay to get covid tested. Yeah you do. For some certain sites and stuff you did. Every time I got a copy test I've never paid for one I paid. I pay fifty bucks every time.

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Yeah. What. What. I would just go on the CDC website, go to the covid test and wait in line for like ten minutes and get test one.

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We're getting scanned them.

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We weren't even doing real Covington's doing rapid ones where they got the answers. Oh it's probably what you. Oh yeah. Because I did take a couple for sure that I was doing.

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I know. Well anyways, guys, thank you so much for tuning in. We love you so much and we'll see you next week.

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Bye bye.