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Have you ever, like, been caught with your zipper down and it's been I mean, I'm not embarrassed by something embarrassing. I don't know why people make it seem like it's such a. Oh, yeah, x, y, z. I think it's just because it's just it sticks out like a sore thumb, just like examine your zipper, examine your zipper.

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Hey, X, Y, Z.

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I will say it's not as embarrassing as the guy he was. I forget his name, but he was the to play pro football and then he was like doing like the news for the football game or whatever. Troy Aikman. It could have been him where he had the wet spot, where he came back from the bathroom to like he like didn't like fully shake it. And it was like, oh, no, right there.

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And it was like all over, ticktock. Everybody was ripping on. That still happens to me. And not just a spot.

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It's like down the hole, pant leg. Oh.

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How do you like how do you have that much pistol and make sure you're finished in your shaft. Yeah.

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Because I think when you pull it out like, you know, like your box is kind of like go under the thing and it's still like pinching the urethra. Yeah. And so it's just like not fully out and you just think, oh I'm good.

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And then right when you remove that spandex of the waistband it just unleashes more. Yeah.

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I don't, I don't feel that mine is like I don't even need to shake mine. It just it's we do girls ever like have their zippers undone. I feel like all girls jeans are like buttons.

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There's not like I do have a lot of pants because I prefer the buttons going all the way up. But yeah, zippers might. I think it happens more to girls because they're so tight and if they don't fit properly zoop.

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Oh that makes it, I don't know, it's fun. I was like the stitching on like pants were kind of like weird because that like that looks like a penis. Yeah.

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When it pops up to why do they have to do this stitching swoop. Yeah. On the paint. I never looked at it like yeah but what's this. X, Y, Z. Straight down the line.

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If they have to loop it at least continue it to where it's hidden. Right.

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I love all just clothing experts is like yeah. Why, why don't they just created like a fashion class for six months. I think. I know. Well tell us a little something about it then.

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You're looking at it. An icon, a queen where we had to make a pair of pants for our project for fashion class pair. I made pajama pants. That's all I got isn't a weirdo.

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It's called a pair of pants because it's two two legs. But you look at this, two sleeves, right? A pair of glasses. Right.

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Still one thing, but I think they're counting the. Yeah. Wouldn't it be a pair of shirt. Pair of shoes.

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A parakeet you would say. A pair of shoes, two birds, a parasite.

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You want to get a paramedic. Let's get on with this apparent act on a paraplegic. Moving on.

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Very good. All right. Let's get it, baby. All right.

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Welcome back to Zainy. Oh, no, it's cool. It's coffee talk here, baby up.

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It's coffee towel, baby. Oh, I love it. I love this job.

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Sequela in my coffee. I mean, like a shower or something.

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Oh, then go take a quick shot, guys, in the shower. And I was like, I am not dealing with this right now. Let's go. Talk to him of what? SCHOTTEL What?

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To keep feeling very good today. So I think this will help. I think it goes scratching in the middle of the night.

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You have scratches all over my face. I know what it's like. There's three lines right here. You always have scratches. Yeah. I was telling Ryan last night every night, like, oh, this 30 minutes or an hour before I go every night for the past year. It burned so much on this side of my face and it won't go away until, like, I fall asleep like until now.

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So your skin just stings. It just burns. I feel like I have to grab an ice cube and just rub it over here just to cool it off. It's the weirdest thing. And I typed it in and I can't figure out what's just this side is just this side. And then, like, every night I pull my phone. I'm just like, I can't believe it burns like that. And I do a selfie and flash and it's just red right over here.

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I have like striped rosacea sometimes.

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Is that is it was I like ghettoisation.

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Just weird places. Like it's not usually I'll have like a full cheek. I would have like a weird line or something.

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I don't know, it's a red line, it's like a red line and then it just burns. I'll see. What was crazy though, because I was like, are you scratching yourself in your sleep? And you're like, look at my nails.

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Yeah, I've no one else. I'm not scratching my Sandeman. Oh, oh. I've been hearing shit in my house.

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I need to say to my house. Oh really? Because I think I'm on some like grave change the dirt change the dirt. You have to fully just it's like poltergeist. Have you been hearing stuff too. No.

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No. You don't hear like at night. Like I feel like someone's walking upstairs and thought, oh no, it's not too hot. Is not their daughter won't be home. And I hear like footsteps in Todd's room every time people say to himself, well, I don't know who owned the house before you because they lost it to the bank.

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They were in some trouble. Yeah. Meaning they don't know what happened to that dude who owned it. I think some sketchy shit happens in the house, and that's why I got it for so cheap.

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They had to get. Why did I know why? They have to tell you, though.

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Yeah, I think they legally have to tell you if something like a murder or somebody dies.

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But I mean, if I didn't ask, they're probably like, OK, where's your degree on buying a house where something went down? If it's like an old person died and it was the end of their life, is that OK? Yeah. Now, if you still have to say something right.

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I think if somebody was killed in the house. Yeah, yeah. Something if it was a crime scene, you have to say something awful burnt to the ground.

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What if someone just dropped out like me? I was at home. No, I don't think I was. I don't they don't have to tell you that or that's not big of a deal. I don't think it has to be disclosed. But it still gets like I feel like you can still haunted. What if sorry if this is morbid, what if somebody drowned in the pool.

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Right. He can think of. But in what's sad, though, even you're like, oh, it's the pool, it's that. But all the neighbors in the entire community, nobody wants to come to your house because they knew what happened to John, to the pool, our pool.

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But you're getting it for a steal the murder murders.

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Well, like, really freaked me out. Like, I, I wouldn't buy a house as if it was like a like a murder or suicide.

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I would I would be like a little. Yeah. Like remember to remember our realtor. Yeah. House that he like what happened in the house and I don't know, I don't even want to say who there was. There was a pretty good shoot out that happened in the house with like a famous person.

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It wasn't like like a murder where like someone got brutally just murdered and it was just like a shootout and the guy ended up dying in the house. What is that?

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A terrible thing would be if you signed and bought the house in.

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Some person gets out of jail and thinks that the person still lives there or they just get you totally confused with somebody else. I feel like that's happened before. Oh, yeah. I mean, the movie Big Lebowski, they confuse him with The Other Lebowski, and so I haven't seen it. So you never seen The Big Lebowski?

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I always see all my, like, Netflix thing or whatever program it is. But like, I never was a classic. But it's about this, like average Joe dude who gets confused with a big billionaire in town who has the same name.

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So one day he's just chillin in his bathtub and these guys come and just drown him or try to drown him because they're like, Where's The Money Lebowski? And he's like, I don't know who the fuck you guys are.

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That's like when I went home to Pennsylvania, I went to this country club and there's a list of the people that are like a part of the country club. And one of the guys names was. Hello, Lubarsky, Jeff Winnik Jeff. Oh, Eppstein, Jeff Epstein and was it Jeffrey, you know what's going on? Guys, welcome back to Starting Point. I mean, I'm not saying we have our lovely man, Mariah with us.

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I think you would if your name was Casey Anthony would have your name was Casey Anthony. And there's this huge, big case in your names, just tarnished because everyone confuses you with Casey Anthony. I would change it. You pay to change your name, right. Do you think they're, like, lenient on that? Would be they'd be like, oh, we kind of get it everything.

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How much does it cost to change your name? I changed my name. I'm surprised you even have to pay to change your name. Like, why is that something where the government has to charge you for that?

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Kind of like you have to pay to change your license plate if you want it to say something else? Exactly. I think it's just stupid. Like, why pay for it, but. Yeah.

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Huh. OK, I guess I know. Right. I guess. Or just get married. OK, that's true. Get a free name change.

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Remember we had a crazy encounter with a haunted house with one, the one that was in Jackson's backyard that was on used to be on Selena Gomez property.

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Oh yeah. In Jackson's backyard. And one of his houses, our buddy, he they have this, like, little dollhouse. But it's like it's actually like a big it's a big it's a big playhouse for you to somebody's house like the Kardashians would get for their kids. The house is like on their ranch, OK? And people have reported who work on the ranch that they see this woman in a white dress always walking around it.

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OK, yeah. But what was crazy is that that house used to be on a property that used to be on a property that they used to own, that they rented out to Selena Gomez. And Selena Gomez went on a podcast and talked about this, how she used to see like a girl in a white dress.

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Right. Right. So she got rid of the House. And now that house is in our buddy's backyard. We're in it.

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But this sighting of this girl. Different people. Different people. And what's weird is that this spirit has followed this little fact that the people that work there like Corta is crazy because they know I got another idea of the dollhouse.

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Yeah. And we were all like in there and laughing and drinking.

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I don't know. I feel I just need to see a ghost with my own eyes. Yeah. It's like fully believe.

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Don't tell yourself that because I don't think you want to see it. I've never seen a ghost. I never have. I think I've seen things but it's like my own imagination.

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Yeah. I saw this takes all of this. It was a mother and her little boy and he kept looking up in the bathroom, kept looking up like the A.C. is like I want to I'm saying hi to my friend. And she's like, there's nobody there he goes. And he does it all the time.

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Is this like and you just like you have to wonder, is this kid seeing something or or is there somebody actually living up there because people do that shit? That is one of my biggest. I know somebody living in your house and you don't know because that for.

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Oh, I think about that at least once a week.

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I always think about it because, like, I'm in a rental and I'm like, that creeps me out more like I feel like if I owned a house, I wouldn't be worried. But like I've always thought about, like landlords in the past, if they're fucking weird and they have like some sort of cameras are there, like in the house, there's so much I have no access still because it's still their house. Oh, weird. Oh it makes me so uneasy.

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I think about that. That's a that's a movie.

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I think we just watched that movie. Was it then. It was like a vacation home. It was a vacation home and he had cameras all over the house.

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I have time for all these movies and shows, everything. And we watch a movie like once every night.

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That's crazy to me. I don't know why. Yeah, no, that's that's so scary, though.

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I forgot. I have I got some more pictures of the house. Oh, you did? Yeah. Have I seen them? Yeah. Doesn't look crazy. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm going to airdrop you guys a couple of months ago. Oh, yeah.

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reCAPTCHA has a couple episodes ago, the people that used to live here, like a long time ago, they came to Heath Omri's house and they're at the gate. They're taking pictures and they let them inside to show them the house.

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Did they send that? Yeah. Oh, wow.

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A Christmas card of them sitting in the fireplace, in the fireplace, in their own house. I'm Nago. This is in the guest house.

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What's with you? This. So we're turning sideways. Isn't that crazy? That's crazy. Oh, my God.

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I feel like I shouldn't be looking. She's the one. So the first picture, Zain, by the fireplace. Ah, you got that picture. The bottom right girl is the woman that came to take pictures of the house. That's. Yeah, wow. That's their Christmas card from where they got a shag, a cool little rug.

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Not to ruin this moment, but it looks like I'm looking at pictures that are a horror movie with horror, right. Yeah.

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Looks crazy with all the children. They were a the family always. I guess that doesn't look like a documentary picture. Like they would just show this in your like zooming in isn't crazy.

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People were wealthy. I said I said, what the hell did I do it?

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I just could be like Bob Hope's kid over here. I don't know. Party. You never know. Wow.

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Look at that. Gate is just gay in the yard. You know, when you search, like, up your addresses and houses on like Google has Google Street View. Yeah, I just realized this yesterday. You can go back in time and look at change the street view year by year.

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So like, I went back, I went to my parent's house and it was like my mom's old car was out front. And then like during 2014, like my friend's car was in front of my parent's house, like you like, stopped and said hi to them. Wow.

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So that's it's weird. You have to go back to 2008 out.

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You got to go back in nineteen sixty. Like to see everything on this page.

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I saw a tick tock where a girl like was so emotional because she realized, she realized that feature and she saw like her dad like who had passed away like walking in the front yard and it was just like a picture.

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You never knew of him was there. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. In his element probably too. That's nice.

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I my goal is to be on Google Street View.

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One time he came past me and I try to do a wheel and it just a yeah I try to do a cartwheel and the people that live in the two thousand one hundred twenty one hundredth what is going to be twenty one hundred. Oh yeah.

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So let me see what it looks like. Twenty eighteen. Nice. The early twin called the Ox. The Ox or exactly. Dequeue we just did. It was the tens. What do you mean isn't two thousand between 2010 known as the aughts? Oh, I've never and I always said two thousand. And I said, now we're in the 20s, the roaring 20s, we're in the 20s. What happened in the 20s? Like it wasn't there, like some sort.

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It was after the prohibition was like in the beginning of the 20s. Right. I don't know loppers and yeah.

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Speakeasy speakeasies, all that in the Great Depression happened like never before.

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And then when everything, when everything was good again, everyone went crazy. Baby was like, well then we went into war and then everybody came back from war. And then it was like the crazy saying, that's war.

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We're OK, OK. I feel like going through another baby boomer stage right now.

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Oh yeah. Speaking of, I'm an uncle now. Oh, well, not yet. I'm going to be an uncle technically. Yes. I mean the.

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Yeah, I mean I did know I'm just hamming it up so, you know, I keep it as it was hamming it up because I don't want people to like mistrust our reactions.

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But that's what keep that under. You're going to be an uncle. Yeah.

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My brother just told me yesterday. Pretty crazy. Well, Uncle, he I know this is like this this is now making me feel older. Comes on.

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Go on. Go. Oh yeah. I know. I'm excited. It's going to be really cool because it feel weird. Yes. But it has it like has it really hit me you know. It's just like making it about you, you know. I feel like it's one of those things you like, you don't really feel it until you're like in the moment and like you're holding the child.

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You know, I always love a good pregnancy reveal. Oh, I don't know.

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So, you know, even if it's so stupid with them having, like, the noise canceling headphones. Yeah. And they're like, I'm having a baby.

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I'm not really into it. I'm not into the reveals. I'm gender reveals though. I'm just say it. I'm not into it.

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I got an agenda reveals I'm not into gender. OK, I just see who cares.

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But pregnancy reveals I think can be fun intimately with your family then. Yeah.

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Oh that one's a little. Oh I haven't seen that one. So you know, like people say like they have a body.

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I know but like that's been done before. Yeah. Open the oven. Mama, mama. Mama Mia.

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Would you rather find out like in the moment right there that your wife is pregnant or can I use those hypotheticals? Sure. OK, so if Mariah you found out you were pregnant, would you immediately tell Heath, would he be there with you to see if it test positive or would you like try to find a way to keep it a secret and make it like a surprise?

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I think. Yeah, because I see I see take talks that were the guys like, you're what?

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You're pregnant, you know.

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Yeah. You just surprise like nine months later. I just think I think I think he would just be right there with me. OK, yeah. I don't know why. It's just like and like for the whole gender thing, I feel like I'm going to have my ultrasound where they tell me if it's boy or girl, I'm really just tell me, like, let's get let's just do this.

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Oh, I don't want to fight. I don't want to find out and I want to know. I tell you to want to know. But then I've been convinced like it's more fun to wait. But then you get connected to like a certain name for the gender and then it's not that and you're like, all right, true.

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You know, I feel like people get lean more towards a boy or girl and then you get, like, stuff ready beforehand.

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I feel, yeah, he's like, I need to buy a little dirt bike or do I need to buy it or do this as a boy. Right.

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Everybody's different, though. Yeah. And everyone's different.

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I'm having a baby when I'm like 63 years old. I'm a grandpa, but nope.

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No idea if if you found out he was infertile. But you guys still wanted to have your kids, would you take Heath's brother's sperm?

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Oh, you better watch that answer while it is dark. But obviously you're not going to have sex with his brother. But but it would still be like your kid. They would still look like you guys.

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Yeah. And would you do that for your brother? Would you be comfortable with that? Would I get my not for my brother. Absolutely, yes. Yes, I would do.

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Yeah, I would do the closest thing you can get. Yeah.

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I think you guys would end up just not having kids, you know, Maniac frickin Looney Tunes. No, I'm saying like, if you couldn't do it, like you couldn't make a decision, like I can't do his brother, you know, like what do we do. I would adopt. You adopt. Okay. Yeah.

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Yeah, of course. How do you guys feel about like it's called surrogates, right.

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Yeah. Surrogates like other women that carry.

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Yeah. Baby, would you.

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So would you ever do it if you weren't doing this, like if it was just because you got a job.

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Sure. Oh I don't think so. Yeah. If you're like a million dollars for your sister. Couldn't have children. She asked me. Yes. Oh OK.

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Some people love being pregnant. Yes. Like they love it. They feel like they feel their purpose. Yeah.

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I think they like to help other people too.

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I think it's a lot of that money for just chillin. I get the cats though.

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I'd be like, no, like throwing that up. I'd be like, no, I can't. But you can't drink for nine months.

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Do you think celebrities do that a lot if they want their body to stay like I know if I if I was like, I don't know, incredibly famous and my wife was incredibly famous and we were both working so much and we really wanted to have a baby, I could see that being an option. I think the fun part is the yeah.

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I think the feeling of it being your own child is you giving birth, right? Yeah. Having that, you know, experience. Exactly.

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You would never be able to be there to squeeze your wife's hand and be like doing this.

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Could I come over and feel my baby kick your tummy like you just say go over to this. Like this baby. That's our baby in there. This may be a stupid question, but surrogates, they take genes from both both mom and dad, and then it's planted in the woman. But like none of her genes go into the baby at all. That's crazy to me.

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That is some magic. Well, I learned more here than sexy. I know.

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You ever see those tech stocks were where you were like when you're in the middle of eating eggs and you realize you're eating eggs and it starts to taste like eggs.

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Yeah, it starts to taste like eggs are like that happens to me every time. I'm like, yeah, let's get some eggs. I'm in the mood for eggs.

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And as you're eating them, you get like like kind of grossed out. I love eggs with everything. Eggs are just such a good like topping. I like a good hard boiled egg. Just come. Yeah. No, I just like to yeah.

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I like to swallow, you know, chewing gum.

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It's a whole lot of protein and I just want it now and I just know that I need to eat and so I just, I like it. There's a little drive for me but I sit there like I'm just like I'm Yoki in the in the middle. I don't like the cheekiness of the yellow when it's like fully boiled like. You mean like crack.

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It depends. Yeah. Yeah. You put over avocado and toast avocado which is nice. Oh yeah. Oh Eggs Florentine. You guys are getting a little taste of our breakfast life.

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I know that I was going to be something for a patriotic subscriber's a taste of our breakfast life. But you know what?

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I hate that I can't believe people eat eggs Florentine. I just because they thought they were eggs Benedict or are you going to do all eggs? Florence? I don't know what else.

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Florence quarantine is spinach with that with like a poached egg, but. Oh, I love spinach.

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Oh, you know, hollandaise sauce is eggs and it is.

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Yes, I thought it was like a little Big Mac sauce they were whipping up back there and butter.

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Are you serious? What, are you sure. No, there's like mustard in it. There has to be there's something in there.

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I'm just it's it's like I don't want mustard in.

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Oh but in deviled eggs it's I think there's like mustard there is Gordon Ramsay. He's going to do what this is like. It's, it's not within his complete tone. So everybody else is with a culinary degree.

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We're so sorry. We have no fucking idea.

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Oh they said colonial. I thought he said culinary. It's a play about this is not my.

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Yeah. Oh you got to do is whisk the yolk water lemon juice and cook over very low heat. It's and then stir in butter lemon.

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It's the lemon. It's I think it's that taste of lemon, salt, pepper, paprika. I want to eat it, I want to try it one more time now not knowing that it's lemon because I for some reason I thought, I thought it was maybe mustard vinegar and I like it. My mind was like, this is mustard or vinegar and then I just spit it out. Now it's literally egg on top of it. Just hate it without even trying it.

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Yeah. I mean I'm like that was I'm like that with eggplant too. I need to try eggplant again. I think you need TMJ surgery more than I do. I know. I know. I need TMJ.

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My dentist told me I think it's going to be fixed. It's going to be worse for you later in your life because like when Zane eat, it's like there's going be a day.

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Well, right now, right now is just doing this. One day my bones are going to top and my mouth is going to be so unbearable, the pain will be on like I won't be.

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I'll have to just stay with my mouth open required. You could be like wired. Shut your. For that, I need to get the surgery before that happens, because once it happens, I'm fucked. I feel like you're getting pretty close.

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Damn, I should have done it last year. We weren't doing anything last year.

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I should have just do some are going to have we're going to be like as soon as I step out.

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Zain on the beach. OK, all right.

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I've got to tell you what happened to me a couple of days ago. So I went I went so long without having fraud on my credit cards.

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Usually have fraud. You have it happen.

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It would happen to me like three times a year since I moved out here. I was always getting fraud on my card. Well, is it because do you go to those gas stations that like it's like a no name gas? I don't know. I don't know if it's that or if it's like leaving a tab open at a bar and then they, like, swipe your stuff, whatever. I don't know what it is, but it was happening all the time.

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And I went so long without having fraud and I, I ended up getting it. I got a text like, was this you? And I was like, no, it wasn't. And they always do that thing where they swipe it for a dollar just to see if it works. Yeah, but they ended up blocking it, but it was compromised. So they had to send me a new card. And then you're getting emails like your subscription is canceled and you got to do this and then you're trying to figure out what was on that card.

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Finally got it all figured out. And then a couple of days after that, I get another text alert. It was like Chase fraud alert. Did you try spending twelve hundred dollars at Publix in Atlanta, Georgia? And then another attempt for 1500 at Publix and oh my God. Like, no, it wasn't me. So I type back and I say no. And then it's like, OK, you're a fraud.

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Whatever decline, whatever they get this information like how don't up in. And it was, it was it made me so mad because I just got it. And then like a couple of days later it happened again on my other card.

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What do you mean how does it happen.

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Well, because normally when people take someone's card information, usually it's in the same city, you know, like like at a restaurant or they take the number, they get the info and then they sell it out to the cheaper to me.

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Why does this person just take the information instead of selling it to somebody else?

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They can figure a way to, like, imprinted on something else, like a nut.

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You can, like, make credit cards more. So I call Chase and as I'm calling, it's like ringing, ringing, ringing. And then I get a call from the same number from Chase calling me. So I hang up and then I answer the other one and I'm like, Hey, how's it going? They're like, This is so-and-so from Chase. Just fraud alert on your card. Just wanted to call and just verify that it wasn't you that made these purchases.

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They're like, we got one for twelve hundred. Was that you? And I was like, no, they're like, OK, it was in Atlanta, Georgia. I'm assuming that the second one for hundred wasn't you either. And I was like, no, it wasn't like, OK, great. So your card has been compromised. So we are going to have to send you out of new one, cancel that one. And then he goes just to just to verify that this is you that I'm talking to.

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I'm going to need you. I'm going to send you a code right now to your phone. Can you just verify just that you're who you are? And he says because there is getting a login attempts from that same location. And I was like, that's so weird. He's like, it appears that they got access into your account. Just read me the verification code. I'm about to text you right now. I'm like, OK, I said the number.

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And then as soon as I said that, I got an alert on my phone that said your password has been changed. And there were Zellick money out of my account for thousands and thousands of dollars down. And I'm like, holy shit. I was like, they're stealing my money right now. And there were it was sending to Keith Husar. So they made another account called Keith Husar. So it looked like I was sending it to myself. Oh, man, they were deep.

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And then as I'm on the phone, the guy you're on the phone with is works for your bank.

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Once you realized this is the fucking scammer that's calling me right now. Yes. Because he was for you to verify your code.

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He sent me so he knew he was going to try to sign in for the login attempt to get access. So it was all happening so fast. He's like, all right, I'm going to need we got to block him out. I'm going to send you a verification code. So he goes in and tries to make the attempt.

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I sent him the code so he can get access and then he changed my password, lock me out, and then was wired like trying to sell on.

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Yeah, it's good because I just I just transferred like my phone, my old one, to my new phone and the person on the other line needed my verification code to load that do. That's crazy. It was so smooth the way. Hi this is so-and-so from Chase just calling to like and it was so perfect. All right, cool. Yeah. We're going to send you a code right now. Just go ahead and read that back to me real quick and we'll just make sure we get your account locks.

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And once they're asking for you to read back a code that's been sent to you, that's like the read.

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I know because it wasn't a red flag when I switched my phones, they needed the verification code that was Texas to my phone, you know what I mean? So I don't think it's like kind of a normal thing sometimes.

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Check your shit because maybe they did this. No, no.

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My phone got transferred easily, like. Nothing of mine has been compromised, how easily that can just yeah, that's crazy, because I'm seeing alert still, even though you get reimbursed for the money, do they still get the money?

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So they ended up getting blocked. They never got the money out of my account. And I think the bank goes after those people. I don't think they just let it go. I think they do an investigation. They don't tell you what a fun job I always like. I go to find out who committed the fraud. But can I see the security camera footage of them at the public's trial? And I'm like, I just want the photos, but I want wear out their faces.

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Just they didn't even try to swipe it. It wasn't an actual fraud. Like they didn't actually try to pay at Publix with my card. The whole thing was a setup. They just they just got your box was a setup.

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Oh, they set it up to make it look like there was fraud is to get your information. Oh, my goodness.

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You didn't scroll back, though, to see like 1500. No. See other texts from Chase or wherever your bank is. Not from that.

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But when I called and then it said chase verification with all the other chase things because the guy was doing the log in and it was just really smooth.

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I know, but the 1500 that was spent at Publix, was that ever on your account? No, because it didn't happen. Got it. But you don't bother. But none of us.

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None of us are. Check, we were just fucking well, it didn't go through. What a rush for everybody listening.

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I mean, not if someone's asking you for a verification code. Don't fucking just don't care as I'm sure they get so many old people.

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Oh, I feel like I'm pretty savvy with this stuff.

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Well, you know, and a lot of older people, they have a lot of money saved from, like, pension checks. Oh, my friend broke up with his girlfriend and at one point during the relationship he had given her, he had given her his credit card information to use for her left account because she had no money. And then they broke up. And then all of a sudden he kept seeing these charges on his left account, constantly going.

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And he's like, I'm not taking any of these rides. And, you know, sometimes you get notifications from Lyft or Uber.

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That was when it was when you took days. It goes like I guess I mean, did take one of those rides during the weekend and it just kept adding up and he realized she was using his car. She knew exactly the entire time. But he feels so bad because he doesn't want to talk to her because she was such a terrible person.

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Yeah, right.

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Wow. It'd be like you owe me money. Just it just doesn't even want to talk to her again.

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Like, oh yeah. Just be careful out there with the cards and technology and stuff like that. Yeah. All right.

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So we got a little uh I wouldn't say an inappropriate quiz, but just some random fun facts. It's not inappropriate at all. Zinnemann, ask you a question real quick. In 2008, two sisters found this and sold it on eBay for thirteen hundred and fifty dollars.

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Choose from one of the answers below a potato that looked like Abe Lincoln, a piece of bread that looked like it had Jesus's face on it. A corn flake shaped like Illinois or a carrot that looked like a perfect penis.

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The second one, the the bread with Jesus, right? I agree. I agree.

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I feel think that because I saw that on, like, read it or something, it was actually a cornflake shaped like Illinois. Get out of here for thirteen hundred and fifty.

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Someone really bought it for thirteen. Wow.

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Down and they sold on eBay.

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How accurate it was. I wonder where the cornflake is right now. These purchases are being made. Do you think rich people are buying this shit or like collectors, weird collectors.

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We're all rich who are some thirteen hundred dollars on one cornflakes. True. Yeah. They have to have money to spend. Do you think rich people are buying this shit as a joke, like, oh, I'm going to buy this because that's fun. Yes, got it. OK, I think so.

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Like to me it's a oh oh oh oh. It's hovering, there's a skeleton, there's a Matt King action figure.

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Oh yeah. He's hey guys. Like it's not look it's man he's honey. Next car. Nice car. Next car. We're going to lose right.

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Yeah. When you're traveling on a New York City subway. Fifteen percent of the air you breathe is what. Gas fumes, fecal matter, body odor or dead skin?

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Oh, I'm going to guess body odor. Body odor. What about you? Let's go wild and go fecal matter if you're going after its dead skin. Good.

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Mm hmm. Well, like I thought, when you scratch like that, skin cells follow what is dead skin smell like it's 15 percent of the air.

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Oh, I hear that is smell. That seems like a lot. But you're reading in your time off staying shit.

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Imagine everybody's dead skin that you're fucking and all.

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What's up? 50 percent of air in here and unfiltered room alcohol for. Oh, probably. Give me a bunch of sex ones.

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I told you they were inappropriate. Say, I mean, I saw the first two cars were not sex. And then I kept telling them that, oh, they're sex, chimpanzees are bonkers.

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They'll steal and eat the babies of rival clans and they often a accidentally eat their own babies, be mistake human babies for chimpanzees and take them c carry their skull around as a warning and have sex with corpses. Want to go have sex with.

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Yeah, I'm going to go with have sex with corpses. I found the answer.

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OK, it's be mistake human babies for chimpanzees and take them. Oh God we're babies.

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We're baby. And that baby. The baby that you took. Oh no. That baby went into this. I know that was crazy. I can't baby mistake. I thought that video is fake. Where is that kid now? I'm surprised he hasn't done a big interview yet. Or on tech talk like. Yeah but getting up in the morning. Oh baby. You got one for us.

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Yeah. OK. Roughly seven thousand people per year die due to what relatively fixable issue in the medical field. A doctor's sloppy handwriting, b staff mixing up patients names, see failure to read medicine labels or D, stethoscope malfunctions or.

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I'd say fail to read mixing or mixing up the I agree with Zain, it's you have to think about older people. I think I've heard that about doctors handwriting.

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What is it?

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What do you think mixing up the names handwriting is why that's that's something that's so bad. They're doctors, OK? I mean, their handwriting is very sloppy.

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Every time every time I read about roughly 7000 people per year die. So hold on.

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So so it's not really the doctor's fault. It's the pharmacies fault because they think it's something else. And now it's the doctors fault because it is chicken. No, I understand that the pharmacy can't read it.

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They go back to the doctor, be like, hey, would you write on this prescription now just or whatever.

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It might not only be the prescription, it can also be like the diagnosis of what something is and. Well, I mean, that's so they go, oh, it's 50 milliliters of this thing and then they're five hundred.

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Oh, no. I even think like the amount that dermoscopy. Oh wow.

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That's not even prescription. Just like if you have somebody that comes in and they need to be like put to sleep or whatever for a surgery they're about to have. Yeah. Like how much anesthesia they need or whatever it is or several thousand.

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I also think about like that's a lot when meals get mixed up at a restaurant, like because their handwriting is there really fast writing everything down the waiters and then they bring it to the chef like do they just misread it.

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I'm surprised all the waiters don't have like even more waiters still write everything, right.

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Like with a pen and notepad.

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Sounds like they're not allowed this like phone or some some place, some sort of device that has a touchscreen really does that.

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Now, they would be in the hospital being like, how's your handwriting?

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I'm just surprised I still see that shit, you know what I mean?

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I just use your phone in just over two years, what percentage of a pillow's wait is made up of dead dust mites and their droppings? I don't want to know for fifteen, twenty two or three pounds what percentage of a pillow's. Wait, twenty two percent.

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I'm going to have to go with the lowest percentage whistleblowers for fifteen twenty two.

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I'm going to say for twenty two.

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There's no question that it's a bit of the law for fifteen, twenty two or thirty three. I think we all picked one. All right.

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It's thirty three. Thirty three percent. Wait.

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Dust mites in their droppings. Yeah. Dust mites have droppings. I don't even know that they could do dust mites. It's a dust mite. I'm thinking of dust but this is of a mouse literally. Dust bunnies don't poop dust bunnies, they're bunnies. Remember the Rugrats episode Dust Bunny?

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They go down into the basement. Now, I gotta find out what he has after how long?

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Two years. Oh, I didn't hear the two years part. I would have picked another.

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Yeah, I wish I didn't know that either.

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This delicious treat is made from the skin, bones and hooves of pigs and cows. I know the answer without even. Yeah. Could I guess. Yeah. Marshmallowy.

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Very good Lova. Very good.

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You know, not because it's gelatin. Well I guess but yeah. What's really interesting is that like in the Muslim like Muslim religion, you're allowed that you can't eat pigs. Like it's so sinful. It's like the no one's sinful that you can put in your body a pig. Anything made from a pig. What they don't know won't hurt.

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I guess the only reason I knew that in high school there there was a rumor going around that, you know, like marshmallows made out of pig's toes. And I was like, no, like, of course, that's made up. That's the only other, like, time I've heard of that. So just hearing that, that's why I guess I'm going to tell my dad this. I'm going to be like, hey, you know, more peanut butter and fluff.

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He's on the phone with you just like eating disorders. What's going on? Salaam aleikum. Oh, look at some of the place you go to get clean is actually dirty as hell.

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The filthiest item in your shower is your a shampoo bottle. Be bar of soap.

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Si Loofa de fosset lutfullah for each year loofa. For the longest time I thought I was using Zeins Loofa. We had a big scary moment. We were both good. I mixed up the color of my Lofoten.

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Mine was like another one and I said his color accidentally and we both freaked out. Yeah, that's just gross. I always make sure like I have a new loofah every month is up and I exchange mine a lot.

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One with with one exchange. You think I'd like a new one. The Sisterhood of the traveling Lofoten. Oh, I'll try to replace like like one day.

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One day my. Brother, use my loofah, and he was sick, I think, and I remember like after I use the loofah, when he used after he was sick, I got sick, too, and I thought I was the greatest thing ever. I didn't use a loofah my entire life until college.

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I don't. Yeah, I mean, I wash cloth or my hands. Just my hands. I can't do a wash cloth. It does nothing for me. I actually bring a loofah with me everywhere, like I have to use it every time. Until recently.

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Yeah, I didn't.

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But then when I use Aluf I was like, whoa, the car I like.

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So I feel like it just really gets in your skin and gets rid of the dead skin. So otherwise I would be breathing in.

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I don't know how significant others are OK with this, but the loofa reminds me of like the toothbrush, like heat that I have the same brand toothbrush, but the colors are a little bit off like one's dark purple, one's black. And I was like, mine's purple. Right. Like I would freak out. But their significant others that were like your toothbrush.

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Well. Yes, but Tricia, when I started, like, being at her house a lot, I thought she had this, like, spare toothbrush and I started using it. I didn't realize it was her eyebrow to her. It was a is a brush. No, I didn't realize it was a brush for her eyebrows.

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And you used it. Yes. But I remember being like, oh, what a weird toothbrush. She goes, that's for my eyebrows, because she has this brush that looks like a toothbrush for her.

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Like we use it for our hair sometimes like an old one. I see girls used to like toothbrushes for like hair like I used to use it for dance.

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Like you put your hand up on all the flyways, you just brush your you to something worse. One day I like I use this toothbrush and I saw that it was just like used a lot and I, I was like, oh, I must have, I just must have brushed my teeth really hard.

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The last I saw I brushed my teeth, you know, and I was like, no, I brushed my teeth.

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And then I think I brush it for maybe like four more days. I was using the same toothbrush and one day I see my brother using the toothbrush to, like, clean his, like, tires.

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And I was like, what is that? He's like, oh, the teeth are like, I can't because we have the same bathroom, like the jaw. But like I didn't realize like I didn't know why I use a toothbrush. I was in the jaw instead of, like, the cup, I don't know. But like, it was, you know, where it was. It was my toothbrush. But like, I think one day put it in the drawer and he thought that that was a but nobody was using.

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So he used it. And I've been brushing my teeth with with a tiger scrub for four days.

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And hence the nine root canals that I had was the condensed milk.

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We would turn to the missile and they're like, oh my goodness, that was crazy. I couldn't even taste it. It had like a tire shine.

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His teeth are just like the look on, you know, it was like charcoal. It was like, oh, oh my God, this is it. The mutualized are. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand how people willingly use each other's.

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I get grossed out by my own toothbrush. I replace it so often I replace every I mean I also get paranoid about like my toothbrush and stuff.

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When you have people over like if it's like a party or something I feel like you said you will like do it like scrub the grout.

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So I just suddenly seems like, oh, I kind of just like brush me like let me just, you know, not even know. People do it, people do it.

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People have no shame with toothbrushes. It's kind of like strange. You know what I think is weird and I've never understood it. Like what is that like? It's in movies. It's in like everything like parents talk about like who is actually going through somebody's medicine cabinet. Do people really do that?

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I do it a couple times where he knows he goes through somebody like medicine.

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I don't get it. He our medicine cabinet.

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I didn't know we were living here for a year. He goes, Have you seen my razor? I was like, it's in the mirror.

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You were like, what? That freaked out. I had no idea.

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I like there'd be times where I'm looking for, like, floss or something. So I open the medicine cabinet, I see the floss, I grab it and I'm like. Oh, yeah, well, I have to go, OK? No, I would never take a pill, but I just like you know, I like being interested in, like looking at what someone's prescribed and then, like, Googling it. Being like what?

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Oh, that's weird. I mean, mouthwash or something like a throwback. Oh, no, I don't actively like do that. But you got the medicine cabinet.

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No, I use the bathroom and I was I was younger. I was like, Mariah has her own bathroom here. It's a Geller divorced parents.

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Yeah. And you guys shower in different bathrooms. Why do you do that? Because ours is scary. Oh, none of you shower.

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No, we don't use the bathroom in our room.

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Yeah. Why? James Newton showered in there. She came up with all the snow showers and the pipes are bad.

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The pipes are bad. Oh, OK. Good.

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Anyway, because I remember like like I remember my bathroom in the first house, dark and scary. I still use it because I didn't care.

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But like we used to use that, we used it in the beginning. But the pipes are really like they need a lot of work.

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So we decided, oh, I thought you used to use it because it was scary.

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It was like, come on, guys, I set up the medicine cabinet for people to look in like I put stuff that like like travel size stuff that it's brand new. It's not open. There's like there's a no like got to bitch what you're looking for. Like prescription stickers are supposed to be like.

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I remember one of the first America's Funniest Home Videos I ever saw was somebody took like a whole thing of marbles and put it in the medicine cabinet.

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Oh. And he set up a hidden camera. So at which I think is weird, though, like, why are you putting out of they put it in an area where they couldn't see the person go to the bathroom, but the person would be like washing their hands. They would just go.

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And then all the words could be like looking in the medicine cabinet. Yeah, that's really funny. I'm going to do that. Yeah, I'm going to do thumbtacks.

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Ghazwan No, Barbie's fullname the actual doll. Barbara Barbie's full name like the doll is Barbara Millicent Rodder. Millicent Millicent Roberts. Really. She's a Roberts. Oh. What about Ken and Carson. Whoa, cool.

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Can't wait.

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Can Carson and Barbie Roberts remember the show?

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What did he do. What was his job. It seemed like he wasn't he like a like a like a lifeguard. He was always shirtless whenever he wanted to be was the one working and Ken was like the stay at home dad. Yes. It was right.

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He was the trophy boyfriend. Yeah. Go, go.

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Look baby, there there is a standard baby.

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What did Barbie do. She was working. She did it all. She was always why she didn't stop the kind of the sales. She did it all in heels.

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Mattel.

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It reminded me of this question. It was this female fashion staple was originally created for gentleman bra stockings, high heels or corset and say, can you say that one more time? Bra stockings. Another question.

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Sorry, this female fashion staple was originally created for gentleman bra stockings, high heels, of course. Of course. That corset, I'm going to say actually, I switched my stocking up at high heels. What?

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That's why when you said all that in heels and it reminded me of that question, why? Yeah. Why? Because, like, men just wanted to, like, be taller, taller. We're not talking about stilettos.

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It's like a high heel, like high heels, a platform shoe. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, I think we're all thinking stilettos like just like. Yeah. So some nice little pumps. Yeah.

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That was a trick question. I see what they were doing. I thought it would definitely be a corset stay like fit. I don't know.

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I think want to start wearing like platform shoes but like make it look like real shoes because I do want to be a little taller because I'm five eleven. I want to be two inches.

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Five eleven. That's the worst height. Why. Because you're five eleven.

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You're one inch from being six foot. Does your driver's license say five eleven. Yeah. Oh man. Does that stand the six foot height.

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Like I don't mind it but I'm saying like no she's only saying that because I'm five ten. No, I really, I really don't. You can ask my sister like ever since, like, I was like a teenager when it's like, oh my gosh, when he's tall I'm like, I don't want him to be tall.

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Like that's too that's it's too.

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But girl girls I get like height attracted like. Yeah. The guy can look like anything but if he's tall. Oh he's attractive. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't see, I don't get it but I just like that it's ok, I don't get it and I don't find it unattractive.

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It's just not the thing that's so important like that. I'm not like oh when he's six like but what about when he's five. Three. I don't like that either.

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You're perfect but like I feel like, I feel like our height is just I feel chubby.

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I feel sure and still in baby if you are, if you were in my hand like.

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All right, so introducing if you guys into the last episode, we have Devin DeVaughn and Asher spelled with an O, as a lot of you think it's spelled with an I or a Y, it's an O or an A.

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He got a huge O got lost.

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So people loved you. Won't help.

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But he's a storyteller, I guess sometimes say he helps a lot with the podcast. He helps a lot. He helps a lot in general. He was going to say with his own videos.

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So what what game are we playing, Deb? OK, so this is a lovely game called Box of Lies. So basically there's six boxes. You may have seen this game on different late night show. We're going to ignore that. No, it's original. Yeah, we came up with this idea.

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No. So six boxes, they all have very different things in them. So basically, each of you will choose whatever box you want.

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Normally when there's a crowd, the crowd will be like, oh, my God, pick five, pick six, pick four. But we don't have that. So just pick whatever box you want. OK, you know, just pretend that they're screaming at you and basically you won't show us what you see in the box.

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You'll look at it and then you have the choice to make.

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Do I want to say exactly what's in this box or make up or do I want to make something up?

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The whole point is to get the other people here to, you know, falter and see that, you know, or just screw screw them up, you know, perfect.

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Who's the best liar? I don't lie. That's a lie. I think I don't lie. That's a good thing.

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A pretty good lie. No. One, he's lying. You want to go first?

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Yeah. All right. So he's going to go first. Everybody's cheering, making the closest one.

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Yeah. For for big for what's in the box.

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No, all of you guys can choose if he's lying or telling the truth. So you're you're describing what's in it. You can describe the truth. You can lie a box.

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It's a box within a box. Yes. Like a package. What is this Emperor's New Groove.

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I put them inside of me to turn him into a bug, but up inside of a box and put them inside of another box and send it to my house and smash it with a hammer. I'm thinking about the little, the little, the toys that go with the Moroccan dolls.

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Yeah, it's it's a product in a box. You can say what the you can say what it is if you want. Oh I mean I would because you're trying to say what's in it.

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But Tampax, I think he's telling the truth.

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This is a lying game. I think he's trying to I think he's trying to spin it around.

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So I think you don't want to jump the gun in my right. You're being truthful. Yeah. Yeah, I'm saying the truth. OK, so everyone's saying truth.

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Yeah. All right, Heath. And what would you first trust?

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Elmau. Why the fuck you got to go, where the fuck did you did you put that together? Yes, I took Elmo. How do you take a baby? You put it together? Yes, I fucking do.

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My God, are you good? I really like to help. She goes, I know when Heath is lines questioning everything.

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That's what I was doing in your house earlier in the corner. And I was like, Hey, I'm gonna give you that. Do y'all I think this deserves to be on the bar. It's like, can I see it?

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Or Don't drop the baby.

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And what changes all better now? Oh, yes. Oh, wow.

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That was great. It's all over now. Toy Story reference. Good, isn't it?

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Her name and is it Jamie? We we got the people listening. This is a a baby. A boy. Oh, boy. Baby with Elmo's head. All right.

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Entemena pick the number. That is really good. Thank you. Thank you. OK, the number I pick, this is the amount of girls that I've had sexual relations with.

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One who is true. Is that true?

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I don't I don't know. I didn't work. Oh, you're lying. It's. Oh, I.

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Go ahead. You can take a good look. Don't don't be shy and see if he knows someone. Is this all part of the game. It's something kids like to play with. It's it's something a bit more lying.

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Is it a toy thing like hopscotch.

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It's chalk. It's chalk. It's sure. I think it's like that's not the game.

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You see what it is.

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And we say if you're lying when we're in talk, OK, so it's saying it's chalk, it's just telling the truth or isn't lying. Now he's warmed up to it.

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It's true. I think he's I think he's lying. It's OK. OK, so mind thinks he's lying.

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Matt, lying or lying or not. Don't guess what it is. OK, yeah I, I think he's telling the truth.

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OK, it's. Oh it's just chalk talk.

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To be honest with you. I can't think of anything else. When I saw it I was like, oh cha cha cha cha cha cha. I'm sorry you didn't get to say to one Laffy, but we just wanted to try to be somebody else.

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OK, all right, man, that's choosing to go if five box number five.

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I love these glitter numbers you put in. Also, these are like photo album box. Yeah. How much I spent on these boxes because we don't have a big budget for this show. I know I got a little discount at Michael's.

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I use bench. Everything was on sale because those are like a lawyer type of fucking boxes.

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Like lawyers put like no pads and shit in that target is just going to be up and down. Right. They'll try to be.

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Oh yeah. Good. He's all right. What's in the box.

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Um, it's one hundred dollars in this economy. No way lying. It's probably I don't pay down that much.

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Keep in mind, Devin is creating the boxes.

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So I think match trying to be slick and it's probably twenty dollars.

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And he's going to get to where you want to say if it's crisp. Oh it's a crisp 100 dollar bill.

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It's like monopoly money. Look, look how light this is. Shake it. Maybe it's heavy. Oh, see, nothing is moving around in this thing. Oh, you know why? Because there's nothing in the box. I think you're lying. I think a box because you get a rush from it.

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Matt always has something to prove. So I'm going to say you're lying because you want to look like a good liar.

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I mean, it's a thousand dollars. Oh, I don't know if that helped you wait five thousand dollars. I would say, I mean, like everyone could. We were liars. They're lying. You've been called it. So what's the box? Why did you lie?

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There is a graveyard of are you changing your answer or it's like we call you.

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Yeah. So, you know, I want to tell you guys, if you think I'm being truthful or not want to do you know you know, like gum, like sticks of gum. It's like a movie theater. It's all these little sticks of gum. And they're like watching a movie theater. And there's like there's like dead pieces of guns. You're lying.

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Like, why do you think I was lying about that when you when you know, and he's very like, no.

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Right. OK, so it's little like pieces of gum. It's like all these little characters and it's a whole scene. It's like a diorama like, you know how I love tiny Christmas villages and stuff.

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You know, it's like that you're way too descriptive right now, OK? And you and Devin would have to hope that you got that box, you know what I mean? OK, come on, let's see what it is. You're dying. It's a bunch of sticks. A gun.

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It's a gun at a funeral. It's a funeral.

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Know it's a funeral. Sorry, I took a peek at it. Looked like they're all in a movie theater and I saw one was dead. It's a miniature. It's like you were right, Bonnie Raitt.

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Well, you got creative with this. Look at this for the folks listening. Yeah, it's a funeral. Sorry I didn't tell you.

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Yes, because I see that the gun guys are sitting on a chair like the camera.

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I don't think I know the full rules of the game, so we shouldn't be guessing what it should be.

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I should describe what I see and you guys say and you're lying. You don't see that. Right.

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So but you it shouldn't be as simple as like you can just be like it's one hundred dollar bill. But I would go further and be like it's crisp. There's the Sharpie marker on it actually in the corner. Like you can say whatever you want or you can be.

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It's just one hundred dollar bill. That's right. OK, all right Bubba.

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Two bucks. Three, four bucks. Six yellow number two.

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Oh he made that one for her.

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I don't know what how are you looking at. OK, let me see. Sorry, it's just funny looking at you, like when you're trying to be smart, trying to solve what did you see? I don't know what I saw.

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Yeah, I just realized I was in that she doesn't know what she saw.

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What is it? It is a corn dog. In dog food lies corn dog and dog food, dog, dog food, coloring dye, see where your brains do and that's lies. Utilize a corn dog in dog food. Describe how is the corn dog with the dog? How is it placed? Yeah.

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Does it please the court dogs in the middle and it's broken in half and it's wet or dry. Dog food look dry. It looked dry. Are we talking kibbles and bits. I don't vegan's bacon sandwich. No it's not. That was the other one. Was it glued down.

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OK, good response. You don't like it. Was shaking a corn dog.

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Corn dog on a stick cut in half. Is the stick cut in half or not. Is it. You know there was no steak.

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There's no stick. Oh. OK, I believe or now I don't think I believe is there is. Is there a scene? She's telling the truth.

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We just saw a gum funeral, I think a corn dog around dog food. OK, it makes sense. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I believe. Can I say something before? Technically.

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So Maria was right for the most part. Yeah. Fortunati, it's not a corn dog, but I know Winky.

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Oh, my God. It's a good point. Oh, it looks like a corn dog.

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I thought it was a corn dog. And I was like, is that like like air dried or something?

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And then I was like, I said, Twinkie shit. Where was your mind at today? I'm a creative guy. I'm a little girl. All right. Expect the unexpected.

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Seems to be a common theme in this.

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Next time you go grocery shopping, don't get what I was just kind of go for it. I want to see where you go. Kind of go for it. OK, well, foods one that Keith is thinking, I'm going to be creative on this.

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OK, so it's like like a Barbie doll. With like like buried lies we just talked about, I didn't even finish it. We did just talk about Barbie's life. No biggie. And your smiling.

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Why are you smiling, buried in like a like. Oh, you know what? Are there any buried like buried in, like a way town? The doll is like dead.

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We have a funeral that you took Barbies with this chick. Telling the truth. Devin did have a doll in one of those, so he probably was at a toy store right now.

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I think he's trying too hard to make it look like he's lying. Mariah will go with you. Oh, no, no, don't go with me. I mean, he's like, no, I think she knows him best. I I should right this show with a bunch of people that I love to see.

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You're saying he's lying like that, saying he's telling the truth because I love those like apples. He kind of smells like apples. Piss on bullshit. It's like, what is that terrible of the way the bar has markers coming down her eyes describe the wavy foam material.

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Is that what it's like? It's almost like kind of like caulking putty. OK, like if you were to, like, spray. Or like that stuff that people use on their mirrors, right, or it could be a hodgepodge.

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Yeah, mod podge, OK, or it could look like cake icing almost.

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OK, now I'm starting to kind of believe it. I think he's telling the truth.

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What it smells like. Apples only tell the truth. I'm questioning everything because I thought I knew it. All but the arms and legs are apples. All right. Final decision on his father's side.

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I believe you. I think it's true. OK, Zain, just show us.

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It's a hundred dollar bill. Oh, my God.

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How do you know Barbie doll? No, no, no, no. It's just so you know, it looks deadly. Eilish, I am so sorry. Oh, it's a Billy doll.

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You're not doll with the mine. Oh, it's a bit of an image. It's an homage to her.

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This one music video. She did the toy. You can buy it at Target if you want. Interesting. I was going to say it was green, but I thought it was that light shining down.

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Oh, that's fun. But everyone should smell smell this slime.

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Is it apple scented? Slowly. I knew it.

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Yeah. Was that actually really sick? I kind of want to, like, hang this. All right. All right. See you finish your last one. I know you're telling the truth for the.

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Oh. Lying, he's cut off, drops, nervous, coughing, It's a crystal ball. But it's not because it's like made out of. Something else I don't know, but it's a crystal ball, just that crystal ball, nothing else around it, Zain. It's made out of something else.

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It's just a crystal ball. But when he picked it up, it didn't roll out like a crystal ball.

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But I don't know. I believe a crystal ball is in it. I don't think too. I don't know. But then again, I'm like, if that's your imagination and if you're coming up with that and there's nothing else more he's giving us, he has to be speaking the truth. Right. Do you want me to keep telling you? Yes, because it's a crystal ball. What else is in it? Do you mind? There's there's Lego people around the crystal ball.

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Why didn't you say this at the beginning of this earlier? Because I didn't know if you wanted more. And are they are they are their arms up or are they giving it like some? Is there a bit.

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We've been so descriptive this entire time, not making a noise. Sounds like hear my dad's arms are down. He said arms are down. And so they're all looking at this crystal ball that glued to the ground. But it's not crystal. You lie instead of just lying.

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I'm trying to also think like, how does Zaim want to end the game?

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I wish it ended on like this.

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No, I don't see where I can go use a crystal ball in a whole bunch of Lego people, not Lego people with their Legos or no. And they all have their hands down and they're looking at this crystal ball. That's not real crystal. Yeah, actually, no, there's no Legos people.

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It is just the crystal ball. Say it's like a four year old girl, like, yeah, it's so but there's no Lego is just a crystal ball.

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So he he's probably telling the truth now because if it was like if he opened the box with saying that there was Legos and there's not we don't know if he's if it was like true. So now he's confused.

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Look at him now. Now it makes me think he's now he's scared. He wants to go. I don't know.

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OK, I'm thinking of what Zaid's thinking. Is this going to be entertaining enough to put it?

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So I'm thinking like as we were all going, think of Zane coming up with what should I say is in the box like a crystal ball is a pretty solid thing to think of, you know what I mean?

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Yeah, it's pretty like base one imagination.

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I think you've got to be creative. So I could think about that. I think say there's a crystal ball in here.

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Do they want to lie, lie, lie, lie, lie down. Don't make a face. Now he's excited to show because it really is.

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It's a crystal ball. Yeah, baby. Oh shut up. It just says it's a crystal ball. Oh, the Wango Yasin Hassan Garzon's brain.

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Yeah. Like you say, like Legos. That whole piece was a little curveball. I was like, oh he's also nice.

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Oh yes. That was me. Yeah. So you were lying. Like I said, I think I'm truthful to you the entire time. The quotes are the entire time he are down, he took a big the answer. I said I ended up being truthful about everything that was good.

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Yeah.

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