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OK. All right. Piaf's new episode, first time. We're all in different spots. So I'm in Detroit. Josh, you're in L.A..

Yeah, Brianna is in New York.

I'm choking.

And CNN's special guest right off the top, Siana Gomez, you're in L.A. as well, right?

Yeah, I'm I'm at home. It's like a little south of L.A.. OK, got it. Well, thank you for coming on. Yeah, of course. How are you guys? I think we're good.

Good. Yeah. Good to hear. So I've been told I'm the old guy here that, like, you're just gigantic. I wouldn't say I don't know. No, I wouldn't say that she's cop and if she pulls like a million likes of video. Yeah, that's not true. That's not true.

I mean, you're huge. Yeah, I just I'm on tick tock. Yeah, I guess. I mean, you're on this show, she's trying to be humble. I'm not trying to be cocky. Yes, I yes, I'm on tick tock. Josh is on tick tock tick. Josh is huge one. Yeah.

I mean, I'm a tick tock. Brianna's on tick tock and look at Brianna. But next to Brianna, I don't have a little a little note that says the new face of Maybelline. Like that's not Brianna. That's right. It's also not me. David, I'm wondering I'm not the new face of maybe I thought you might be.

No. Yeah, yeah, I yeah. I am the new face of Maybelline. It's pretty cool. I mean, yeah, it grew pretty fast, so it's exciting.

That's fine. You could come out Sakaki. It's a fact. It's like, you know, it'll get dark tonight. You're huge.

The new face of Maybellene. That's no joke. Yeah, it's pretty cool, what's that? Yeah, like how like how long has that been? I apologize but like, how long has that been known? Oh you're good.

Now you're get that we started having that conversation like two or three months ago, and then we were kind of just like deciding between different like, you know, like I guess brands and stuff and who we wanted to work with and like what resonated the most. And then we kind of just decided that maybe it was like the best and like and that twenty, twenty one deal came in and and now I'm like with them for the whole year, twenty, twenty one.

And they're great. So it's super exciting.

You know, if you saw a smile creep across my face when she was talking and the guy's a guy who's like my first employee ever, who worked out of my kitchen, he's back in New York. And I just smiled because I love the way you're like, well, we sat down, we decided who we're going to work with and we chose Maybelline as opposed to like vice versa. That is awesome to be like, yeah, well, everyone is chasing me.

I'm like, I'll take you Maybelline.

I guess I'll go with Maybelline. Yeah, they're they're so great to work with.

Who was the last and you may not know this, I don't mean to put your spot. If people can research who are the last faces of Mabel. I feel like these are like megastar people. I think James Charles was a cover girl, right?

Yes. I honestly I'm not sure. Gigi Hadeed. Not a bad name. Oh, yeah.

I actually they have told me that Christy Turlington. I don't oh, I know Emily Donato, she's a New York model, I don't yeah. Wow. Well, congratulations. Thanks for coming on. I got kind of blown away because I know the little jingle like the face of Maybelline jingle. So, Josh Yeah.

It's like maybe it's Maybelline. Yes. I have like a necklace that says I should have won it today. No doubt.

A bit electric. You know, you're kind of flexing on people. So you're symbolics. It's big time. You're kind of like, Josh, how quick was your eyes? It was instant, right?

Literally like two like two days. Well, like two days was like when it started, but I mean, it's still like happening just obviously not as quickly because it kind of like fades out, like for it's just natural. But I'd say, like, the rise was like I think I got like three million and four days. What I saw in the video, it it's crazy. It was the video where you like it was zoomed into your face, right, and you were walking and it was like good lighting sunlight on your face and you were like kind of, you know, doing the whole, like, tick tock act and good looking thing walking.

And then it, like, zoomed out. Right. And you kind of just were like you were like pushing out your gut or something.

You know, I was wearing like, yeah, well, it started with a video of me, like dancing my kitchen. And then it kind of like it like started to like go up. But then I posted that video, I think like two or three days later and I was wearing like these like low waisted pants, like like I had literally just eaten like three meals before, super bloated. And then like that video was like that video like took off.

And so then I was like, oh my God. Like, this is crazy. And then every video after that started doing really, really well because people like the whole like body positive thing, right. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah you're right. That's that's like the one video that kind of like blew me.

So and I don't know that you can even go back into this mindspace, but what were you thinking when that happens?

Like, I'm still fascinated by how fast people grow, want to talk and go from just a normal teenage girl to the face of Maybelline like that. Like what? What were you thinking when all of a sudden everything's piling up? You're like, oh, my God, what's going on here?

Yeah, I mean, it was honestly cool because that's like actually kind of like who I am as a person. Like, I don't really care what people think and I'll just kind of post whatever. So it was like cool that I blew up for that, you know. But I mean, it was obviously super overwhelming because like one day I'm like a kid in online school and then the next I'm like not doing any normal things anymore. And she's like, it was kind of overwhelming.

But I'm really grateful for it because it's something I've wanted to do for a really long time.

And I've been trying to so like, OK, so when you say that, like, your intense. What do you mean? Like trying to do? You're trying to get into like like you acting or something.

Yeah. So like Ivens. So like my dream is always like since I was a little kid, like I've always wanted to like entertain people and that's just kind of like who I am. So like I have I had a Tick-Tock account before, the one that blew up and it had like I had like two hundred K and I kind of like gave up on it because I was like trying everything and nothing worked. It wasn't getting any views. So then I like did this.

The video that my account blew up on was a spam account. So it was like it had like eight followers and then all of a sudden it had like two hundred K when I posted that video. So it was like that account wasn't intentional, but like my purposes were intentional, you know what I mean? Did that make sense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you're saying, it was like, wow. Yeah.

Well so I would have underestimated you. It's kind of I don't want to underestimate, but it's almost like when Josh and I start talking, I feel like a lot of the people who blow up and maybe it's just me being an idiot. I assume it's accidental. Like they just jumped on to talk, posted a video, blows up like, oh, what do I do with this? But that clearly, based on what you're saying, not the case.

Well, yeah, but I mean I mean, like, I've always wanted that, but like that I didn't like I didn't know that that video in particular would because it was like a joke, you know what I mean? Like you, Josh. I mean, like I feel like you probably could understand this, but like when you, like, post something, you're like, oh, like this will do well. And it's like. Or like this.

Yeah.

No, you have an idea before you post it whether it's oh this is going to be a viral video or this is just something I'm posting to post you know. Yeah, definitely.

And that video I was like just a shit. Video like this won't do well, but it ended up doing really well. So that's really cool. I know you don't associate with any of the houses, right? Like essentially like you're not in a you're not in a club house.

No. No, I'm wise to one now. I mean, I really I've been to pretty much every one or most of them, and I really like everyone, like there's not really a house that I was like, oh, I don't like it here. But like, I personally just like to, like, be not like not associated with like anything and just kind of have like my own individual like brand just because there's so much like to do.

Right.

Also I'm so young that I like I'm living at home so it just wouldn't really make sense for me, you know.

Maybe one hundred percent, is that is that a drama thing at all? Is that because, like, you know, with a lot of these houses, there's always like problematic people sways? You know, they're not shy to controversy. I would say. I would say sway boys, dip their toes in the controversy every once in a while. So is that the reason, like, you don't want to be in a house or what?

No, it's honestly not about drama, because I pretty much like I get along with, like, people and like.

Yeah, like, it's not so much about drama as it is. Just like I honestly don't know if, like, my parents would let me like I'm still young. Like, I honestly don't know if I could do that mentally because I'm still in school. Like there's just too much like going on to like move to just drop everything and move to L.A., you know what I mean?

I have speaking of being young, our producers, whoever is doing this, they really don't trust me because there is nine thousand capital letters on my little sheet. No drama, super positive. Keep it positive.

Super awesome. I'm not going anyways. But like all caps, super positive. Super positive also.

So you do a lot of jokes lined up just in case you came at me. I was not ready. I am. Listen, I get a where I think we're nicer than people.

Give us credit for the one thing. Yeah. I've got a bad rap.

The one thing on tech talk is which I'm finding out there's a lot of very literal people. So it's like you say something that you think is clearly a joke and then you find out like they don't think it's a joke. And by the way, that's like, did you see the thing on that gossip site that. So we got a blow up with Dixie. Josh what? Like they're just what the fuck is that?

Totally.

Why are they just making shit up, made that up. Like who did that to me.

Totally made up. I want to be like that just didn't happen. But the people know she texted me, she texted me and she was like, did you see this? And I was like, yeah. And then she just didn't answer me. So I don't know what that means.

But I do have a question, though, in this to me is like a fair question. But some people be like, it's not nice. So your best friend is Jack, right? I don't know if that means you're dating or not. I commented on him because I've seen him on Tick-Tock the most is the most smiley dude. Yeah. Ever. He's like he's like a golden retriever.

That's what I think every time I see Jack, something like that, I'm I'm like he reminds me of Blake is that plant is his smiling, like, you know, when you watch figure skating and you have to smile at the judges, is he like, I'm going to dance and I'm going to have the biggest smile at all times?

No, that's actually him. So if you two are just talking like eating dinner, you guys are just hugely smiling at each other. And I'll try to have a look.

I have a serious conversation with him. He's like. And I'm like Jack Bull for I mean, he has the biggest non-stop said to the point when I'm watching, like, wow, this can't be a real smile because he never takes it off his face.

No, he needs a toothpaste line. Yeah, I know. I know.

He's like, if he was smart, you'd make toothpaste or like a teeth whitener company or something showing off those pearly whites every second.

I know. I mean, good for him. Look at his teeth. They're beautiful, but no. Yeah, he actually is like that. He's just like a happy soul.

And what does this mean? Her best friend is Jack. This is what the producers wrote. Her best friend is Jack. Right. Parentheses boyfriend. But she calls him her best friend, very obviously together and don't hide it. But they don't explicitly say it, that they're together. They just call each other best friends.

I want to talk to your producer because this is on or off. Like what sounds a little bit like you, Josh, to be honest with me. Yeah, I was just about to say, like, Dave's giving you the same shit that he gives me.

No, I was going, oh, I knew this was going to be asked. So I was ready for it because I was going to say, let's direct the conversation at Josh because I think we'll have him back.

OK, well, let me put it in. Josh, if Josh if someone's dating Josh and NASA are a ten, they're ten out of ten dating. So compared to Josh and NASA's relationship, which is a ten, where are you guys?

They're like an eleven or twelve. Yes. Yes. They're more than us. They are more. No, I mean, Josh and this this podcast about best left. Right. Yeah, yeah. AbFab is somebody you trust somebody with all time and he made you smile. You know, those are things that I guess to me. So therefore he is my best friend. Right.

I think I think she got to. Steve, why do the both of you and all of you take talkers like hide the relationships when they're so obvious? Why don't you just say it? Like, that's my girlfriend. All right, Josh, you got this one?

Yeah, I feel like that question was definitely directed to you, considering this is my lawyer.

So I'll, you know, just decide to answer.

Well, I really didn't like hiding it, saying it's just like we're best friends, you know, like, it's just that's all there is to it. We're not you know, we don't we don't owe any explanation. Therefore, we're best friends.

Should we should we pull up the video you made on tape? Talk with Jack. That's. Just give me top at the red light, I believe, yes, yes, we have that, I don't know what it is, but let's pull it up. Are you wearing your pink hat? That's another thing. Like you got a signature pink hat.

Oh, my God. Wait, is someone actually pulling up the video? Oh, yeah. Going into that. We have it. Yes, we have it. We have everything.

Oh, I don't think this is this is the top at the red light, though, for me to say, oh, just try to make you choose.

That was the thought, that was it. I was just singing that wasn't even like, yeah, that wasn't like a relationship.

When are you going to. Are you going to get into other stuff? Like what are your goals now that you like? Neci know, sings. Are you doing other stuff.

Yeah. Yeah.

For like so I obviously have the Maybelline deal which is 20, 21 and I really want to go. It's hard with covid because like nothing's in person, but like I really want to be able to attend Fashion Week this this year, which comes along with the Maybelline deal.

And then also we have a lot of like shows and stuff planned.

And then I don't I don't know what I'm allowed to say and what I'm not allowed to say.

But here you can just say, I really want you to know we have a rule on this podcast you're allowed to say and just Slingo everything.

Yeah, I think it was really going to enjoy that one, you know, and then I really want to get into acting a lot. I'm not like a singer, so I'm not going to dive into that field.

But what I mean, modeling to did somebody I assume this must be did you have your make up, like professionally done for this part?

You must write if you're going to be the Maybelline girl, you just did it yourself. No. Yeah. Yeah, I did it did it myself. Oh, that surprises me. But I feel like that's kind of the brand, though, right? Sienna is like it's kind of like be yourself. Like you don't have to overdo.

And that's kind of like your whole.

Yeah, that's like the whole like the thing with Maybelline is like it's like, it's like a very like natural like like that. Yeah. Yeah you're right. That is my brand like just not really care what people think doing like whatever like I want like I don't know, it's like I can look bad and it's like people will expect it because it's me but like I can also look good and people expect it because it's like confident, you know what I mean.

If that's a good spot to be.

Yeah. Great spot. If you look like trash. Oh it's just going to be in Insana. If you look hot it's like oh just going to be. Yeah.

I mean who wouldn't want that in the world. Yeah it is. I know.

What about the squirrel dance. I need to like this is your trademark. Can I see you have it. Can I see the squirrel dance.

Maybe we could get a live one. I'd be yeah that would be cool if we could get a live on. I think Dave is going to be underwhelmed but I'll give you a little squirrel dance. All right. I'll set it up. Never mind. No, no.

I want to see it from you. No, no, no, no. We want to live once in. This is that that's it. Question what just happened? Yeah, yeah, that was a squirrelled and replay. We can't see that one more time.

No. Yeah. Oh, come on. God is awesome, man. Oh, that's that's the only thing that I know.

I know it's pretty underwhelming. I know. How did that come to life? How did that start? OK, I literally just so I used to well, I still do, but I made like a video and I was like dancing really awkwardly, like literally just doing the most random thing. And then I, I did that. And then people were like, oh my God, that's so funny, because the scroll emoji is like this. Some people were like, oh, she did that.

And then it like came with like a wind sign behind it because I'm like rubbing up like that and I don't even like it.

It just came like it almost just like tick tock comments made it a trend. Yeah. That all the time. Yeah. It always happens. Know for sure.

So is that right. OVERTALK are like people duetting and doing squirrelled dances everywhere.

It used to be like huge like it used to be like my like a huge thing. But then I kind of just like is the little like out of it because it's like you can only do something so much before it. Kind of like you don't want to be defined by the squirrelled dance.

Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to be known as like Squali.

As I said before, when I people like Are you squirrelled girl. And I was like oh my God, I need to chill.

Yeah. Brand change after that a little bit.

But it's still fun.

I still do it because it's like what kind of got me here, you know, I'm reading all this stuff, it's like crazy. Every, every million followers on tech talk you do a duet with yourself and do the same dance with KAC. Yeah, can we see one? I will keep coming up with these ideas, these are like brilliantly simple, like seemingly dumb, but brilliant ideas.

It just comes in the shower, I swear, some special way. You do have to turn in off.

You did it, so it's like that walk, that walk is like one of my things and then that girl thing is one of my things. So, like, it just kind of is like, oh, like celebratory of a new million.

How many that walk is. You look like. She's gone. Apparently, she just got a million things, I think she actually just gets a new thing every million followers, I think.

Oh, I know that. That's all right.

And everyone to wear like a new bathing suit. I don't know if that's on your producer's list, but no by the producers.

Anything with bathing suit young. They're just keeping me in a closet because you're young and I'm old. So I don't I didn't even look at the bikini part of it.

But we do have Brianna agame to to let her out so we don't take all her day that you're ready to play, right?

Yeah. OK, so it's a old form of A4. It's kind of like the game that we play every week, Zuma versus Bubar, but it's kind of directed towards CNR. It's things that like we probably grew up with and she may not even know what they are. So I want her and probably you guys to guess we need guesses on what these things are.

So was it in 2004 or was it before that? Is that the question? Yeah.

Yeah, no, you just have to guess what it is. It's like shit that was before.

So this is just the name of the game. But we're trying to actually guess what we're about, right?

Yeah, it just sounded like they sounded like a cool name.

It does sound like a cool thing to know. You think Dave's going to know, yeah, if it's like stuff that was busy and he doesn't know anything? Oh yeah, I know what that is. I can't. I can't see. I can't. Oh, I can't see how.

Yeah, this is really unfair advantage. If only Dave can see the.

I know what that was. Can you see it now. Yeah. OK.

Oh it's like a picture right. Yes. You see the pictures.

I don't know what it's called. Got a VCR. Oh so so so wrong. So you're so young.

Oh it's a film thing. It's a film. It's a movie thing. Yeah. You click on it in the pictures. Yeah.

Surprising pictogram or something. What is this like a pictogram. That sounds like a word. It could be.

No, it's I can't believe you guys know what this is. Yeah, they have. Yeah, I had them, I had one, too, I had one, too. So this thing this thing has stood the test of time.

Yeah, it's more general than Dave Matthews. Yeah, that's what it's called. A 3D viewfinder. 3D viewfinder. That's not one of those called to my day. By the way, Dave, my mom got pissed at me for not knowing Dave Matthews.

I got the Senate, sent me a whole text, really is insane not to know who. Yeah, you got attacked bad, Brianna.

Yeah, you you you said sanity. You know, Dave Matthews is the Dave Matthews Band. Thank you. Yeah. Music. I like that. I like you.

You're smarter than these two people. Thanks. That's a. No, no. OK, no, that's like.

Is that like descendants. I can't know this I thought was perhaps as well.

Oh, Moslehi, Monster High, I used to have those. Yes, you knew it. Yes, before that was after Brog Toivo. Yeah, that was before 2004. I think it was after two days. OK, so that just doesn't matter. That was just a cool name. OK, got it. Yeah. Oh, there used to play these in church, used to always rip these in church. Yeah. What are they called. Gosh I like I.

Ever like I was in a Catholic school, so you press the little buttons, I know what these are. Yeah, these are big.

We're seeing them. Now, there used to be bigger ones, a little bit of a bigger one, too, right? I think that something that's something right now. It's like, yes, whatever it is, come Goshi, that's what it is.

I knew they were so close, so I was pissed that I knew that dude.

I played it every day.

Oh, part of my, like, Catholic schooling or what's this called Hachem. Got it. Boom. Oh, yeah. My my God. Attachable. Yeah.

What's up. Yeah. My cousin got a family member, got it for them for Christmas this year.

So I got my cousin who was a pretty easy one and so twins.

Oh game boy. I mean. Yeah. Oh we should let CNN try to guess that one.

Did you ever see one of those before. Yeah.

I mean I've seen it but I don't think I would've gotten the name. Do you know what game which came with. Nintendo, well, it is Nintendo, but it came with one game like Mario Kart or something, Tetris. Tetris squares fall is like falling, it's put them in. Yeah, I'm super addicting, and then they fall faster and faster and you play for like an hour and then you die. And it's frustrating. But Gameboy was the true.

Gameboy was so I remember when I had my boy. No, no, no, no. Is that a furry? I think that's close, that's like a. I thought furries were like, weird, the same thing. That's what I that's what I thought, Josh but I'm not saying it because I'm being told to be good. Dave, we we really I'm not, I'm not. The girls are weird, people come back, furries are weird sexual creatures.

Yup. Like weird fetishes.

Oh, the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

We'll get cancer, like almost Griffin Griffin a light bright. I use these. They blew that right off. Yeah. Those things are awesome. You punch like the board. Yeah those are. Yeah.

Fuck Dave. Good. Good. There's too much on this one. I actually yeah, I think I've seen these before. I used to play with these when I was younger. I did too.

Are these like the ones that, like, wind up and they actually, like, move you pull the thing and that makes a little sound and it goes like this.

It's almost like the cars that would like you'd win them back and shoot for a match. It's the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what it is though.

Zoozoo pet, a Zoozoo pet. I do like zoom zoom.

These were like these were like in the ads when I used to watch like Nickelodeon in like two thousand nine hundred percent or like, like a Disney Channel. These were that zuppa and I remember that oh oh.

Dance companies got it. Yeah. I make these. That's Gambella. Yeah. No it's not muthafucka that's Kempe.

I know when I see GEP it's not gimp. Do you know campus.

Yes I used to gimp, I used to like triple Kolber like a motherfucker. What is pretty good Yepez.

Like you make necklaces, you stitch them like tornado tripple cobra like it's gimp necklaces and that looked a lot like QEP. Rainbow loom, it's easier because people can't do gimp anymore. Yes, because the new generation doesn't want to work for anything. What is it like string though is GIMP with, like, the string?

No rubber. Yeah, that's that's that's the last one. You did really good, actually.

Thank you. Yeah. Officer Q I was just going to say how old are Bratt's like geared towards those Bratt's people.

Those are before, before CNN was born they were made. Those brats should be like twenty one plus. Yeah. They're like weirdly sexualized or what.

Like how they dress like a little girl. Yeah. Yeah. I was crazy.

Well I ask you guys questions now. Yeah sure. Do I want to ask those questions. Go for it.

Have it a show. So in one of your lot or I want to Nessa's lives. You came in and you called her babe. So are you guys. I was, I was wondering about that. I was like, is he OK?

Did you know she was OnLive? How how is she?

Like, is everyone in the world fucking against me on this podcast? Students like the producers are throwing shit up. Sienna's somehow knows more than the podcast. What's going on up there?

Yeah, I don't I might have or may not have said that word. No, you maybe maybe didn't know she was alive, but.

What were you doing for the two of you? It's like you're both dating the other person and we just play this game like are you, of course, a date. And she was in his bed the other day.

I was also in the kitchen with him. We were also at the beach together. Like, is that the only thing you, like, look at? Like, it's a little weird, Dave. Like you only care about, like the bed.

No, but they're clearly boyfriend girlfriend. She just she just pulled that like every tick tock, her comment on you, like how she just brought up Wow the day that's weird. You're talking about them in a bed. You're five. You're seven three.

I got to be honest, there's a difference when you're in a relationship. So, like, I'm in my kitchen with fucking Paul, like Paul's in my kitchen, but he's not laying in my bed like you've never had, like, a little sleepover with your best friend.

Look at me and Dave BFX, yes. Always just having sleepovers. No, you guys can play your semantics games. That's fine. But, you know, I mean, we all know the score.

And the thing about it is after this is over, but not my girlfriend, not my girlfriend. And then they'll be like a tick tock of that, like making out two seconds later and every night. Right. And everyone will Dmae be like, what's your boy do?

Make you look stupid. Yeah. They'll say that about Josh.

Yeah. Because he'll be like, no, not my girlfriend. Not my girlfriend. We end the podcast and they make out two seconds later.

That's the best thing to do. It's like the new generation, a new way to, I guess, whatever, a new generation.

That's all. Thanks, guys, for having me. Thank you for coming for coming on CNN.

Congratulations on the Maybellene. That's pretty awesome. Thank you. I appreciate it.

They want me to do a squirrel dance. Oh, yes. Get a squirrel then. I think Dave should add a quick scroll thing.

What is the emoji again?

Oh, it's just like. That was pretty much it. I mean, how hard, like, really good.

It looked like you were riding a tricycle. What is her look like?

I mean, hers isn't exactly like, you know, Beethoven. It's just a little like thing.

Like, I just don't get why you're, like, inverted, like, it's just like right here. He was like sideways.

Right. Isn't that the emoji? It's like whatever.

I appreciate the effort. I gave it my best shot. Thank you for coming on. Thanks for having me, guys, but bye bye. All right.

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She seems like a super nice person. No, she's she is a real nice girl.

Yeah, I still don't believe that her boyfriend friend doesn't plan the smiles, but that's that's besides the point.

OK, so that was good. That was drama free.

We were great. She's impossible in drama with too nice. But we do have some trouble. We're not around. Yeah.

That what. Not safe. So this warehouse, Klima, I'm in a fight right now, which to me is one of the more preposterous fights I've found myself in with Jackson Mahomes.

No, I'm actually in a little fight with him too, I think.

Yeah, I think you may be, too. And here's where it's strange. So let me set the stage. There's a bunch of things that happened. First of all, this week, Jackson, my home started. Basically to I don't know what you say, tweet Instagram at TEQ, talking at NSA, right? Yeah, he was like duetting, I guess, duetting her.

It was like some songs, you know, with like the words and the songs listen to words. Right. Like talking about like give her this if she lucky and shit like that.

So anyways, we have this stuff to show. Let's show what it is. Let's show now.

Let's show what it is I like you to about the way. Let's look at what I know about Wynonie.

Well that's just him singing what's have to do with Nessma. The lyrics are about. Yes. So that was that was right after I think some of the drama happened. So people like associated it together.

And then he made a duet to a video Nessim made.

Remember, we talked about it on the podcast where it was like, I wonder if I'm lucky because Nesse, like, was videoing herself. And then it was like a stitch with me talking about like hooking up or whatever. So he decided that video with Nesse where she's singing that song. And pretty much like we're saying, he wants to, like, take her down or whatever. And then I do edit it with, you know, Stich and like, looking back and this was in my bed.

So that's kind of like where it all started. Right.

And then he said, I don't know how we don't have the stuff ready to go. But he's here's the video here looking at me.

I know you want to fuck me, get lucky like he did actually want me to come up with a better deal.

So when did he do that? That was about, what, four or five days ago now? But what provoked it? What led to that? He he just did it.

I was like, OK, random makes that duet with NASA. Then you go back and forth and she's laying in bed. I saw he's like she looks she looks bored, right?

Yeah. He said that. Yeah, he did.

And what was your response. Your so I said long night. Probably tired.

So this is all the clouds him just as NASA ever talked to him. No, so random, so random. No, yeah, like a very, very weird, random thing, and it was like I didn't want to have to bury Jackson Mahomes, but I did like I didn't want to.

But I was posting with his girlfriend a few weeks ago, though, so I thought he was in his own relationship.

What did Nessa say about any of this? I think she just laughed at him, if I'm not mistaken. It was kind of like one of those. OK, so that happens.

We'll get NASA back on here. By the way, I'm a NASA Santa, but that so that happens now. Well, this is going on. I actually thought I was, like, friendly with Jackson Mahomes because, like.

All right. Three years ago or whatever it is, Jackson Mahomes and I believe it is Patrick Mahomes girlfriend. I believe at the time they made this video at the Patriots game. I'm a huge Patriot fan for anybody who doesn't know in there, like dancing and making a scene after beating the Patriots who at the time were the defending Super Bowl champs in Foxborough. So I'm like all of New England. We're fucking mad at these two people. And I wrote, yeah, I wrote a blog.

I'm like, these two fucking assholes basically can't beat us do that dance. When you beat us in the playoffs, it's kind of like football. And by the way, I stand by if you're Jaxson Mahomes and you're the brother of, like the best quarterback in the league and you're really go tech talk and dance and brag after you beat other teams, other teams, fans are going to hate you.

That's that hundred percent part of the game. You have to know that. Well, Jackson Mahomes. And then I had like a back and forth not too long ago where we were in a dance off, like he did a dance to me getting off a plane. I did a dance in Miami and I thought, OK, we're having fun with it. It's like a joke. This thing happens where he he talks about NASA. So we reach out, hey, come on, the pod.

And I still think is friendly. I thought I was like, yeah, absolutely. I'll be on the pod. Well, he doesn't respond to like Karim, who does our social and Paul. And I'm like, do we have them? No. So it's like, all right, I'll reach out because I think I'm friendly with them. So I'm like, hey, come on our podcast. He writes back screen capture of the blog I wrote years ago, being like these two assholes, like you've disrespected my family, you've disrespected, like, everything I'm about, I think I'll pass.

I was stunned. I'm like, wait a minute. And I wrote back to them, like, are you not self-aware?

Like, is everything I do serious? Because I thought you were in on the joke. And then I posted he's like, well, why don't you post the whole conversation, I don't even know what that meant. I posted everything. I didn't even know what Kareem and Paul had sent, but. Where my mind is right now, I think the dance off I got with him in Miami was serious. It was.

No, I think he I think he actually was trying to dance against you. Yes, I was in a real light. Jets and sharks. West Side Story. No. Yeah. Say anything writable. That's the best part, is that you had no idea you were even in this legendary dance he like after he's like, I smoked you, bro. He was serious, 100 percent serious. That's like one of the more amazing things that's happened to me since I've started, like I was in what I thought was a Zoolander style dance off.

And the other guy was pacing like his existence on winning that dance off.

Wow. Yeah. No, I mean, it's weird that he targeted you on a dance off and then me right after. It's like he's coming for the BFX like squad here. Watch out. Did you know that?

Am I the one that I thought we were like. I've thought for sure is coming on. I thought I was friends with them. I've never been more like caught off guard was like, no, I was like, wait, what do you mean?

No, I, I thought it was like jokes. Like it seemed like he was well it seemed like he was doing it. It seemed like he was aware enough that he was doing it all for like numbers obviously.

Right. Like yeah. That's what it kind of came off as, like OK, this guy obviously knows he's being kind of wack. So he's probably not like doing this for the fun, but he's serious. Yeah.

Like, you can make fun of yourself. We watch your old videos. He's one hundred percent serious in all of his videos. So.

All right. That's where I didn't know that. I think I'm beginning to think I've lost touch with, I guess, reality enough. We're like, wait a minute, I'm so far off on this. Am I the crazy one?

Like how he wants to be Josh? Like, he wants to be a tick tock phenomenon.

He's the worst dancer of all time. He's the worst. He's I know.

And I'm not, like, saying I'm Fred Astaire, like. But I knew when I did my dance, I'm like, oh, I look like a total asshole.

That's why it works.

He, I think, thinks this is real. He thinks it's like Dancing on the Stars or something. Yes. Yeah, we've left Earth and by the way, he's also left Earth. If you think you can go in the NFL or sports, which fans hate each other, you can go do these dances. In the stadium, right roasted, it's like taking your flag and sticking on the logo, obviously the other fans are going to be like you assholes.

It's like it's like what Juju did write like him with the ticktock dancin all over the field. But the thing about Juju is he's actually an NFL player. Correct. So it's like he's actually made it in is like you can't argue he's better than everyone that's making fun of them.

That's a fan. He's the one in the NFL.

Jackson is like, well, you're not really in it. Your brother's in it. He's your brother. But it's like fans are going to fucking despise you if you're going to start shitting on their teams and you're not even a player and your dances stink.

I mean, they stink. I'm going to call it like it is. Jackson My mahomes cannot dance. He cannot dance if that's how you play it. If we're going to have to go to a literal police. If Jackson Mahomes went on Dancing with the Stars, he got a zero point zero and get laughed out of the building by that like French guy.

British guy. Yeah.

Get out of my show, though. I don't want you here.

Brianna, did you know he was serious the whole time? You sound like you knew that.

I've been looking at his Tic Tacs for a while. We send them in the group chat. It's funny because he's very serious about all of them. So I've been like I've been watching them for a little bit.

So when he's talking to NASA, he's serious. Yes. He wants NASA, I think. But also for likes. It's for likesome views. Yeah, it's definitely like a little little clout firm in action, but I think he thinks he's the man when he does it, so he thinks he's cool. Yeah, because his brothers. To his brothers, jeopardies, his brothers, his brother. Yeah, he's living off of brother's cloud, I would say that is fucking crazy.

And then sticking with the literal police. So some kid comes out, man, whatever this happens every once in a while, somebody who just I have no time or energy for Buddy, you know, he gets on my radar.

This kid just rip me. He makes a tick tock. Dave Portnoy is a scumbag. He made a joke that I don't like and don't understand and don't understand the context like 20 years ago.

So I blogged it. And I and I did my thing, which I do forever, it's like I'm not going to give this kid the time of day, so I'm not even going to mention your name while writing an entire blog. He didn't get it. Do we have the video of his response? This idiot like I watch this. I'm like, wait a minute, what is going on? How can. So keep in mind, I spent I blogged it.

I tweeted it. I made an entire thing about this kid's rant, about me just going off. And this was single, say, about barstool tonight.

And it's that David Portnoy is a. No, that's the wrong one.

A huge piece of. You responded to your blog? Oh, yeah, you didn't see this? No, I didn't see those ones. No.

Wait till you see the response to my blog.

It's can you give a rundown of kind of what you said in the blog? Would you just shit on them?

I was basically like, this kid's lucky I've matured because I'm not going to mention his name, but he's like a kid who's never had a real job in his life, doesn't understand how the real world works, has no idea what joke is even talking about, and is saying that people shouldn't accept money when he's sitting there for the barstool fun doing nothing except ranting to his like eight followers, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, he was say in the bar stool fund was a publicity. Yeah. Which is insane. That's one of the. Yeah. Just because we're raising money it doesn't mean I'm an asshole. I'm only doing it for publicity, which if you knew anyway how it started. That's clearly not. And I never understand why people like why is he publicizing it. It's like, well we can't get donations.

Yeah. If you don't publicize it. Yeah. Yeah.

That's down this morning to find out that Dave Portnoy wrote an article about me in which he said that the old Dave would have gone ballistic on him, wiped them off the face of the Internet, ruined his life. This is the man who hates council culture, by the way.

And and then at the at the end he says, I'm going to be the bigger man and refuse to acknowledge he exists in an article about me, like Dave, you fucking idiot. That's not what ignoring is. You wrote an article about me in length, the video, you moron. If you want to do, ignore me. And if you are physically capable of ignoring any criticism and not whining about it like a big loser baby, which you are, you would just not say anything.

This is saying something, you fucking moron. Like I said multiple times in the last video, Dave Portnoy is the softest man on the planet. He's old and ugly. And again, this charity is just so when if I say those things, he's going to say, I hate small businesses exactly like I said.

And yet so. Talk about not getting the joke. Yeah, I don't like what am I deal with here, Dad, and a big catch here and we were walking down the hallway and this is after the Jackson Mahomes and we're like, we we may have just entered a world where sarcasm has just gone, gone, left.

He has left the building. Everything serious.

How could he not know that an entire blog and video that I made about how mature I am by not mentioning him and all I did was mention him for five hours, that that was the gist of what?

I don't know what to do and now on the ticktock room, they're going to be like, Dave's so dumb, he just mentioned them again. Yeah, that's actually true. Yeah, probably.

And then they're going to be like, yeah, he is a soft baby, but he's also old at the same time. He's an old baby.

Yeah, right. The last one I don't have to say that on here this happened. Josh, we talked about a girl made a tick. Talk about me following in, unfollowing her instantly.

Do you remember why you do that about that in the beginning of the show? Yeah, I used to never unfollow because I felt like it's calling a girl ugly to her face.

Oh, I try to be. Damn, they you did the request to see if she was hot and then she wasn't in you on Forelady FACT's. Up, man. Well, what are you supposed to do? Holy shit, man.

Wait, wait, just wait a little bit. Right. I'm trying to you just crushed her life.

Listen, I told you also on this podcast, did I not, that if you're going to slide into my DMS, be public so I can see don't force my hand because I did say that I get.

Either way, it's all look how many people days following. What a scumbag. So I'm just now I'm just being straightforward. Dave honest. Dave, I don't think you're attractive enough for me to continue this conversation on Farlam.

Sorry. So she slid ABMs. Yeah.

OK, so that's why you followed. Yeah, I'm not.

What do you think. I'm just falling through my foot for you. Page Briona got some fucking I.

The answer is that's what I thought. No, the answer is I'm not unequivocally it's a slide.

If you're private I look. One thing leads to another. I'm trying to keep my count under eight hundred sorry. Jeez, man.

Wow, that poor girl. You think pretty girl, she is pretty. But what?

Not just not Dave pretty. Just hey, how about not your type? Let's say that's not my type. Yeah. Like yeah. Not my type. Yeah. That's better. That's not offensive. Not my type. Yeah. Wow. This is the positive.

Let's be positive. Seanna episode. Correct.

Yeah it is positive body positive. Yeah. We got a huge singer that I love. Liz, Liz, I love her, she's fat as fuck, and I love her. Off let.

That's love, I love Lizzo, and I think Lizzo owns it and sexy, but she's fat, so if Lizzo DMGT entertain that 100 percent, probably go on a day with her 100 percent nice, solid shit that I see.

I've seen I seen this video Lizzo duet at one time, Ontake Talk and it was a guy training to pelvic thrust Leza like get the fucker right.

And then he had like you know the workout where you put the the bar. Yeah. Yeah. And he had like four plates on each side and he was doing that in like thrusting it up and Lizardo edit it.

She's a good sport about she's awesome. That's what she calls it and she's sexy and that's hundred percent. So that's what I'm saying. It is your type like because it's not just physical, it's whatever moves you listen, the world in the brain works in mysterious ways.

What may be one guy's cup of tea or girl's cup of tea may not be another cup of tea.

Drew, what's one man's garbage is another's treasure. Speaking of garbage, which may be one poor girl's garbage or not garbage, little Huddy came out with a new song, actually.

Good. That was that was a good transition.

I say I listen to the song.

I mean, did you guys listen to me?

I haven't. I saw a little bit on like a screen shop. I haven't listened. It's probably what No. One on Billboard. Let's let's see what we got.

And, Heidi. Dr. Gozal, Adam Lambert, Boxey. I think Jaden felt the music video with this exact same spot in the back of the house. Yeah. I think now that I'm looking at it, yes. I mean, I guess the video, I'm pretty sure the video's cool, it's Adam Lambert Vibes and I can see how girls would be like, oh my God, honey, honey. But this is auto tuned to fuck.

Well, OK, so. I I'm pretty sure he's been working on the music for, like, the last year, right, like through the vines of social media, I've heard he's been in the studio, like, all the time for the last year.

So give him credit on make the work and everything.

I just. It's auto tuned. I don't think I mean like well, I think it's I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I. I heard it's auto tune, it sounds, but it's not like that from him. I know it's worse. No, honestly, yes, I expected worse.

That's what I was going to say. Oh it was I expected so much worse than what he came out with. And you actually like the thing is, is like everyone in the comments and like you can't really disagree with them is like. He's not the worst tick talker making music, right? I don't think it's not the worst dark music that actually top like three, four.

Well, I mean, he's got the his number one song in the world, number one song in the U.S. Spotify record most streams in a day and on holiday broke Spotify record for most streams.

No, no, no. That's not chase. That's that's not Chase. That's drivers. That's a different girl.

Oh, fuck that than I take back everything I just said about that. And let's stick the little hottie. I think the video cool, yeah, I think there's probably a gazillion people who could sound like that. I mean, it wasn't you. I don't know what he sounds like based on that.

It only blows up because it's him. Correct? Anyone could make that correct.

That's my point. He's got a cool vibe. I like the video. The song. If you're leaving with that, my guess is you actually really can't sing that great because you couldn't hear his voice. It was so auto tuned, but whatever.

All right. Now to the song.

I mean, you just have to post all you would have to do to prove people like if he feels he can sing, just post an acoustic video 100 percent, just post something like that, and then it shuts everyone up right away. Korean people are like, oh, shit, because that's what happened to Jaded. Jaded first came out with comatose. And people were like, oh, there's probably just a lot of auto tune on it. Like he's not actually a talented singer.

And then he did a live show and then he did like a live streamed live show or whatever of him singing. And then he did an acoustic and he would post tech talks of him just saying, OK.

And people were like, oh yeah, it's Vecsey needs to do that. It's very easy. A lot of them do need to do that. For singers, it's very easy to prove you can singer can't sing. I mean, that's probably the easiest thing to be able to prove quickly by yourself in the world. And I'm not saying you can't, but you just can't tell anything based on that. OK, this driver's license song, Olivia Rodriguez, that's what I was saying.

Driver's license, January 8th, number one song in the world. Number one song in the U.S. Spotify records.

Most streams are taking over. Who the fuck? Yeah. Who is this person? Is it a joke? No, it's like no.

The craziest thing is is like. She came from what did she come from Disney or something? I got it. There's the back story because Olivia Rodriguez was 17 at the Heartbreak with Disney show. Joshua Basset, who is 20, who is now dating Sabrina Carpenter, 21. Since the release of Olivia's song, Josh released the song Lie, Lie, Lie. So this is like a love triangle going on.

Yes, it's a whole love triangle.

Yeah. This song is about Sabrina Carpenter shot, so pretty much.

Yeah, because he's like, you're probably with that blonde girl, blah, blah, blah, or something like that. Yeah. And then so she's all complaining about Josh going with Sabrina. Then Josh makes a song saying she's lying. That's like what he said in the title three times, just if you didn't know. And then Sabrina comes out with a song and just like it's almost like shading the driver's license. All I'm saying is at the end of the day, Sabrina should have asked me to write her song.

I'm a God. It distracts. I don't know if you guys know that, but 40 million views on YouTube. So I would have done better.

I should have put mine on YouTube. I have the most vicious, the most vicious takedown song of all time. I see a little bit of this this love triangle thing. I'm so out of the loop.

I didn't even know I'm going to Miami after this. Am I going to, like, hear this in the club's culture?

No, no, no. I'm not sad to die. I will not be hearing this this bloodstock no excuse. This is real singer very you drive up to your house. But day I drove through the suburbs crying, you know. People know who these people were before the sun was shining. I don't know, I don't I wish I knew the. That's about it. And Sabrina, I knew Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah. You have a child. Sure.

Oh, yeah.

OK, this is a very good song. So this is for bingo. Cassie, Sabrina Carpenter, the girl Josh had a childhood crush on. This girl, Olivia, though, is getting like praise for literally being like the best songwriter now because, well, that that that she's getting destroyed, this girl.

And yeah, now she's getting that's who they're fighting about the talk in the middle.

Yeah. I don't get it. I don't get it. Come on. And there's so many of them. I actually think the singer is pretty, I think the kid in the middle deserves to be in a bat bag stuffed in a no bling, Dave, no bowling.

This is the nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.

The I've done. I'll say that kid, I'm sure he's awesome like band. And Disney and Disney, Disney, Glee Club, Drama Club, Art Club, musicals, not the cool club, but he is cool now. Never played Wiffle Ball probably. What I've never played a sport. No, definitely, definitely didn't play a sport. Oh, wow, no sports.

Let's be nice. But he's awesome. He's got he's getting shit on on the Internet. Yeah, he's getting shit on the Internet right now.

This is Olivia, Jake, Paul versus Ben Asprin.

Is that a real fight like. That's a good one, Ben, ask.

He's the guy right now, he Ben's a fan of mine and vice versa because he's under the Bitcoin stuff, but he's most famously known for just getting absolutely annihilated. Verse José Malverde when he got like kneed in the face. The fight started kneed in the face. But he's a fighter. Yeah, he's a real fighter. So I watch that fight in two seconds. And speaking of fights, is that boy Gruene fighting somebody? I saw that. What is that?

Yeah, no, I. OK, I'm pretty sure it's fake because he texted me, was like, wow, you didn't show me love on the Instagram post. And then, like, I, like, laughed at it, but. It's like I like it was for charity. It's like they have a logo on the bottom that says Klutch points, it's like it's sponsored, it's the whole event. I guess if Michael Gruene fight somebody in the ring I like ruin.

The strategy is just make them breathe for like three seconds.

He's going to pass out and be out for ten seconds or or Gruene. Top body slam. You know what, w w shape, can we see that graphic again, this look, it's awesome.

It's an awesome graphic. Look at that. If Michael Brune fights, I'm watching like, no, I think Dave, we're commentating invites in like a hundred percent. I don't know if it's real. I don't know what that is. I mean, maybe they maybe we get a trailer to put it on the undercard of the Jake fight, we have a little manager fight because the other guys, Patrick Finnegan, and he's like he's like another I think he did like a venture fund with Jake Paul.

He did like he's kind of like a little bit of a Michael, I think, in a way. So how he thinks and works like this, there's enough room for one of Michael, right?

Well, there is.

You need 10 planets to have to Michael's. At least I'm not a fighter. I say that all the time. Michael doesn't strike me as an actual fighter. So I'd be very curious to see what that's about. Last thing I have on here, run a little bit long I don't know much about it is Jojo.

Siwa got basically she comes out as LGBT and then got swatted swatted with Swan just meaning back up.

She got swatted for being gay.

I don't think that that they have anything in common. I think they just happened the same week. OK, yeah, that would be that would be crazy if that happened. That's just not allowed.

So there's that's not allowed. She came out as gay and then her house got swatted because that's like a trend now people call the SWAT like SWAT.

Yeah, well, I'm reading the notes here and says she believes she got thwarted because she recently broke the news that she was in the LGBTQ community and paparazzi want her to come outside so they could take pictures of her.

So she thinks the paparazzi swatted her so she would come out and they could take pictures, which is wild. That's a crazy conspiracy.

That is a very. Is that almost. No, I also think I could believe it, though.

I don't know, because I feel like if this is a great thing, I feel like coming out for LGBTQ gay, what I feel like is very accepted. So it doesn't seem like something that would be that huge of a news story.

Right, right. Like it used to be such a big news story when people came out.

NSA comes out every other week. It's like it's not a big thing anymore because because everyone accepts it, right, like everyone's moved, it's just great. No one like if there's any old like it's maybe some ninety five year old that doesn't have a phone, that's still is a great you know what I mean. Like no one is against it anymore. There's no reason to be.

So it's a big deal because it was Jojo though, because she's that's that's the thing that she's like a child star.

She's like on dance moms on YouTube, cleanest image in the world, selling you your kid's bows at Wal-Mart for their hair. It's it was a shock. And that's why. No huge shock.

Yeah. Got it. All right. I think that about wraps it. That was a good episode. Yeah, it was.

Heck yeah. All right, I'll see you guys, I forgot how to do this from Miami. I've been in Detroit for a week. It's five degrees and snowing every day.

And I so catch a plane. Are you in Detroit where you're just in Detroit for. Because you guys are releasing. Yeah, we open the sports book. It just became legal in Michigan last Friday. So I was building the promo the week up to it and gambling and I'll probably be back here for the Super Bowl.

OK, shit, the next time, next time Roger Goodell does a little chair, do you think we should get me to bet a bid for auction for a show and then you come in.

Have you come in? That would be funny as hell. I was thinking about that this weekend. I'm down. Great idea. Yeah.

All right, guys, I'll talk to you. All right.