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I'm so excited they're their favorite episodes too.

Yeah, we have to discuss that. I know we have.

Before, but... No, we have a million times. They're so overhearing it.

From us. People just hate the guests, usually.

I don't know. It's hard because I love having guests. It's fun to have a podcast and you're like, Oh, my God, I could have this cool guest on my podcast.

Yeah, but then everyone's like, I hate you. Then I was like, Shut up. Then I was like, I hate you. Brooke, hit me up today and she said, What if for the podcast today we did Crazy Hat Day?

And a crazy hat she chose.

Okay, I found this in the middle of my foyer. I swear to God, I just found it. I was... I walked downstairs and I couldn't find a hat because I kept putting on fuzzy bucket hats like yours. But I looked like I had a weird fuzzy condom on my head. Then I saw this and I was like, That's a crazy hat.

That's a.

Crazy hat, for sure. I'm in the mood to stir the pot.

Okay, you know what?

I literally did booty for Biden, though. It's like, Who are you trying to fool?

You know what? It's called versatility.

I've always said that.

I love the hat theme. We should have themes.

We should start having themes. I think Crazy Hat Day is a good start. Let us know in the comments below if there's any other things.

Next one, we should dress as each other.

Down as fuck. I would just look so normal and you would look insane, which is good. Normally it's the other way to have. Happy Thanksgiving. Thank you. Happy Thanksgiving to you. I'm thankful for you, Girlpop.

Oh, my God. I'm so thankful for you. How was your going to Vegas?

So amazing. I fucking love Las Vegas, and I fucking love being from there. But it's also so life-ruining being from there. The traditions are just insane.

It is really crazy. I just see you guys at Zed every night. I'm like, Oh, wow. That's really different than what my hometown is doing.

Yeah, going to Zed after Thanksgiving being a tradition, is so mind-blowing to me. But it was a. I brought Mikoa home to Vegas.

You sure did. He's with us right now, everybody.

Yeah, he's in our audience right now. -live studio audience. Making me nervous when I'm trying to get past it.

What did you think? What did everybody think?

They love him.

-cover your ears.

-they love him actually so much it's concerning. I don't think I could bring anyone else home. Makoa randomly had family in Vegas as well because they call Vegas the ninth island of Hawaii. Like, so many Hawaiian people move to Vegas. Really? Yeah, it's like a real thing. And so he went home on Thanksgiving to see his cousins and shit. And while he was gone, my dad was making a speech and had a little sector about Mako on Thanksgiving. I was like, Oh, no. I'm fucked from here on out. Yeah. I'm fucked from here on out. And you know how they are, like Debbie and Arage. They hate everyone.

And they never forget a thing.

Ever.

Love that about them.

It is good. But yeah, it was really good. We went home. I have a couple of fun, random anecdotes from Vegas to tell you. I was just telling you about weird traditions, right? It's been a tradition for as long as I can remember to go to this bar the night before Thanksgiving and the night of Thanksgiving.

Blackout Wednesday.

Yes. It's called Parkway. And there's two Parkways, right? There's one in Henderson by my house where I grew up.

I feel like I've heard you talk about it before.

Yeah, it's a catalyst of my life. It's really a thing. And so everyone goes to Parkway, and it's like you have this whole high school reunion, right? But there's one by my house for the schools I went to in Henderson, five of them. And there's one on the other side of town where it's Ari's School and the Rich Schools and different schools. And so everyone goes to their Parkway for their sectors, you know what I mean? And you just get drunk as fuck and you have a high school reunion. You walk in and you see everyone ever that you've known and loved and hated.

Do you feel so your high school reunion?

I guess, kind. But I always was just like, I don't feel like I've changed a lot. My interaction with my high school friends- No, I don't.

Think so either. And that's what I love going home with you because you can tell everything is just exactly the same. But I feel like that is like going to high school with you, it'd be like, damn.

Yeah, it's definitely a weird the way things have transpired. But my close high school friends, I have the same relationship with that I always have. So when I see them, they're like, How the fuck are you really like? You want to fucking shot? I don't want to fucking... They don't want to talk about the podcast and shit. But this year, there weirdly was way more random people at the parkway than there normally is. Normally, it's just a high school reunion and I'll take a few photos, but there was a moment. We had a Vidcon moment by accident for a second, which I guess was so. I'm seeing an ex of mine from high school.

Across the room. I'm sorry, that's my favorite thing. Oh, my God. Just having anyone who maybe doubted you or anything see it. It's good. It's really good.

I've honestly gotten most of the apologies from people who have doubted me now, so I'm in a good place. Now when I see the doubters, I'm like, We're friends. We're good. Everything's good.

Oh, my God. Remind me I have a story about that.

I'm in the middle of meeting all of these fans in the middle of Parkway with my high school friends or whatever, and this girl comes up to me, right? And she looks identical. I'm talking Doppelganger shit to a girl that I was best friends with growing up in high school. Granted, we were best friends in a really turbulent time of my life.

The.

Remembrance might be a bit hazy. But she also looks like every other bitch. Like blonde highlights. You know what I'm saying? Very much so clean girl. And she comes up to me, and I think it's her. Her name is Brie Rankis. Brie Rankis, if you're watching this, shout out, I think it's Brie Rankis. And this girl comes up to me and I hug her and I'm like, Oh, my God, it's so good to see you. I'm like, The shit we've been through is crazy, whatever. And I noticed that her four friends she's with all take out their phones while I'm hugging her. In my head, I'm like, Wait, Brie Rankis would never do this. Her friends would never do this, whatever. I pull away from the hug. And now this is all on camera. You know what I mean? I'm like, Oh, my God, that's not Brie Rankis. She just looks like her. You know what I mean? But I'm too far deep in.

The- No, yeah, you have to commit to the bit completely. She forgot you.

I commit to the bit the entire night. All night, I'm pretending that I was high school best friends with this.

Fucking fan. 100 %, gaslight her and be like, Wait, you don't remember?

Yeah. She was like, The last time I saw you was that life is beautiful. She definitely, the real girl definitely just came up to me at life is beautiful and said hi, and that was where we met. I'm like, Oh, my God, we were on Molly. And I'm.

Like, Oh, my God, we were on Molly. We were on Molly. We were on Molly. And you really connected to her at Life is Beautiful.

She followed me around all night, and I pretended like we were high school best friends all night. I introduced her to everyone. And it wasn't. Her name was Maddie, I found out.

Like, no. Okay, slay Maddie, honestly. A little.

Role-play action. She was like, I don't have your new number. I gave her my number. We're texting.

Love to see it on a scale. I've done that 100 % where I completely just don't understand who I'm talking to. Or someone will come up to me and I feel so horrible. I just simply don't remember. Someone came up to me the other day, and it was somebody I'd worked with 12 years ago.

And they're like, Do you remember my name? And then.

You're like- Yeah, she says, Do you remember me? I go.

I always say yes. Someone will be like, Do you remember me? I'm like, Yes.

I actually did. As soon as she gave me... I realized she's my friend's sister. We worked so far away from each other, I would have never really even seen her.

But.

Just really like... I'm like, How do you expect?

I'm horrible with- I just have horrible memory as is. I do that in L. A. All the time. So then, hometown, someone... I'm like, I know your face. But you're asking me if I know your name. I don't know your name 15 years later. Did I probably smoke weed in the back alley with you 10 years ago? 100 %. Absolutely. But do I know your name? No. So yeah, then we just stayed in Vegas, did the Vegas of it all. I gained... I was in Vegas for... How many days were you there, babe? Like, five? I gained 10 pounds in five days.

And that means you had a really wonderful time, and there's nothing wrong with that. Okay.

I'm not going to jump or anything.

Stop weighing yourself. Why would you weigh yourself right after Thanksgiving? That's a cardinal sin.

Because I just wanted to know, and I thought it was going to be like six pounds. You know what I mean? And then it was 10.

Six pounds is one big dinner.

Six pounds is like a baby. Yeah, exactly. 10? 10's crazy. I told Deborah that. I was.

Like, 10 and I can be- It's probably a combination of so many things. You got your new extensions in. You had a bomb cell on.

My hip ring is probably like five ounces. At least. I was wearing socks when I weighed myself, the whole thing. That could be heavy. I told Deborah that I was like, You're going to have to roll me out of this house if I stay any longer. I love you so much, but it's like, we literally were joking today, calling it Debbie's Diner. I'll roll downstairs.

It is crazy.

I rolled downstairs the other day, and she's like, What do you want? I was like, Can I have a breakfast sandwich with bacon, potatoes, and scrambled eggs, and cheese? Can you make it on toaster bread and do all this? I was trying to help her. She was like, Sit the fuck down. I had us these fat ass breakfast sandwiches. I guarantee that was two of the pounds.

You can't stay, Cajun. I'm coming next year.

The food is so good. I wanted you to come.

I know, but I had so much fun on my.

Little Thanksgiving. Yeah, how was it?

It was so good. I went back home. I went to my grandparents. Honestly, every year I go to... I do, obviously, my Thanksgiving, and then I'll go to my closest friends' Thanksgiving, too. But this year, I went to... I just started getting close again with a friend that I literally did not speak to all of high school, all of college. She had a boyfriend I hated. We grew apart, but she was my middle school best friend. But her.

Parents were like- Is she the one where you guys were messaging the guys long-distance on Myspace?

No.

Okay. It's funny you remember that?

But she and I were so close, literally in seventh and eighth grade and then didn't talk for all this time. And going back, literally, I sit down with her family and it's exactly everything's the same. That's the best feeling. And it's so cute. Her family is just so funny and so fun. Her little brother, who was six the last time I saw him, is 19.

That's.

Crazy.

You're like, And he's hot. Kidding.

He's a really cute kid. But I did run into one of my... Oh, my God. Wait, should I say this? Who cares? I was like, one of my other friends had a little brother. He's like two years younger than us, ran into him. He is so hot. I was like.

Oh, no. Did you hook up with him back in the day?

No, he has a girlfriend. Did you get any- He's a fan of the Canceled Podcast.

Shout out. Did you get any hometown? Did you get any hometown dick? No. Everyone was being crazy.

My hometown is just not the place for that anymore. I saw a lot of people I knew, but people I didn't ever want to see again, to be honest.

Everyone was wilding out. I came home obviously taken, but everyone else watching their shenanigans and antics were a little wild. Ashley and Ivan make me laugh so hard every.

Single year. Did they hook up?

I don't know.

Ashley, you're better than this.

I never know if they hook up. It's so weird because Ivan, for everyone who doesn't know, is Ashley's ex-boyfriend. We love, Reverend. He's my best friend. They started dating because I moved all my best friends into the house. It was me, Ivan, Maya, and Ashley.

Then you have just all these people under one roof, and it's like someone's going to date each other.

Yeah. Then they ended up dating. He moved to California with us. I've known Ivan forever, and we're the same person. But with that being said, we're the same person. Their relationship, and it's so funny because they're not getting back together. We're all just best friends. We always have friends giving at Ivan's house in Vegas, two nights before Thanksgiving. Every year without fail, something transpires between Ashley and Ivan.

Well, yeah, it's so much pressure. She's making the turkey.

He's hosting. Yeah, exactly. I don't remember how it all started. They get in a little tiff over something, over people not respecting his house or whatever. But I'm like, You're having a party that's not on Ashley. You know what I mean? Whole thing. I noticed that he's already pissed, so I steal his hairbrush. I'm so sorry.

Not you stirring the pot.

Was looking at me being like, What happened?

You were.

Like, Is.

This my brush?

Or.

Someone was like, No, that's I.

Have to do.

Something perfect. And then just like, I was like.

I'll check out this new suitcase. And then someone was like, That's Ivan. You were like, Perfect. So essentially, I willingly stole Ivan's hairbrush. He texted Ashley the next day Can I stole my hairbrush? You guys have no respect. They start going back and forth. I think she ended up hooking up with one of his friends, honestly, as the trip transferred. As she should. Last year, when they were fighting, every time they fight, they block each other, and they have a shared Costco grocery list note, and they start to make like, butter, eggs, kill yourself. They send it back and forth. I think so many horrible things happen. I don't even know if Ashley wants to say it. But watching the antics of that every year without is the funniest thing ever. Like, what's going to happen?

I will say one of the most fun things about going home is having that one ex that's just like, it wasn't supposed to work and everything was horrible. But you get to see him and a little drama. You pretend to be at the playhouse. I love it. It's so fun. It is fun. I missed mine this year, seriously.

Where was he?

I don't know. Was his girlfriend or something, seriously?

So I spent a lot of my time gambling as well. And my last two trips of Vegas, I have left so financially up, like tripled my money.

You said that you were going to say you.

Lost money. No, and I've made back a lot that I've lost on other trips like that.

Are you still doing the three.

Card poker?

I.

Realize that I have to stop doing other things. Sit at that poker table till you make your money back.

Don't. Yeah, just commit to one thing because when you start going to A-Wall.

And I lose at Blackjack every time. And roulette is fun, but you just stay there even. It's like, I know what I'm good at, I should sit here. And I did that this trip, so I left up. And I've been saying, you were talking about this today, like having a new fun hobby is fun.

You don't even want to know what hobbies I have these days. Just wait for it.

You're about to become a figure skater, I think, right?

Yeah, but keep going on your gambling because I have a whole bit.

Two kinds of people. My hobby is about to be poker and hers is figure skating. We gambled all night. We played poker. Ashley and I did a spicy website live. I don't even want to tell you what transpired in that live. I think we fucked. But we wake up the next morning and we're in the car ride home. And we've been talking about weird coincidences, so this is why I want to bring this one up really quick. I was like, I really want to actually make poker more of my hobby. I'm always getting invited to poker tournaments, and I never go. And there's so many in L. A, and it's so fun. And I was like, Blake Wynn texted me, who is like the son of Steve Wynn, will text me once every six months and be like, I'm having a poker tournament tonight. Come. And I was telling Ashley, Blake Wynn always invites me, and I never go. We should go.

Yeah, you got to go at least once so you don't lose the invite.

Exactly. And so in that moment, as I'm telling Ashley that, I get a text from Blake Winn, who hasn't texted me in six months being like, I'm having a poker tournament tomorrow night. Come. And I'm like, That's so weird that I just said this in the car, and now he's texting me right now in this minute. I start going back and forth with him, and I'm like, I want to come, but who's going? And he was like, Oh, Bryce Hall is going. I don't know if you want to go. I was like, Oh, I don't really care. It's all in good fun. And if I take his money, I guess that's a win, right? Hilarious. Like, whatever. He was like, Yeah, come. Then was just sending me gifts of Bryce and shit, making jokes and being like, Come. Then I get home to my house and I'm about to leave for the airport. Deborah is randomly asking me about Bryce Hall. She's like, What happened? Whatever. I'm like, I'm rolling my tank tops to go to the airport. I can't deal with this right now. Go ask Amari in an hour. I don't know. We're talking about that for a second, right?

We're on our way to the Jet Suite Airport. I'm telling Mikoa in the car, It's a flight of 25 people. You often see people you know or like, celebrities you like. I was telling you about the time that Damon Wayans was just sitting next to me on one. It's just like, whatever. We put in our boarding passes, and we're standing in the hangar about to go to the jet, and I'm standing there talking to Mukoah. Bryce all walks past me. Oh, no. How funny is he for this? And I hate to admit it. I hate... He's a.

Funny.

Guy. It actually pains me. Looks at me and Mukoah and just goes, Hey, guys. I just.

Walked up to him and.

Went, Hey, guys. Hey, guys is crazy. After everything that has happened over the last year. Hey, guys.

Kind of friendly.

Hey, guys. Hey, guys.

That's like you got bangs.

Oh, my God. It's just like you got bangs. Never once in my life have I like... You know me. I'm always there with a quick, witty response or I'm going to be stop. You were just speechless. I swear to God. My jaw just drops. He goes, Hey, guys. I just go, Jaw dropped to the entire flight.

Love.

It so much. Four seats ahead of me, I was.

Throwing back at you. Honestly, maybe you guys are good. I don't forgive him personally.

Hey, guys.

Do you forgive him? No.

Hey, guys. Me saying this in a Trump out. I'm going to hate these clips.

Hey, guys is crazy.

Hey, guys. So wild. There's a poker tournament tonight that he's in. I might go.

I wish I knew how to play poker. You have to teach me that. That's going to be one of my one-off hobbies.

I would love to teach you.

I don't know what came over me recently, but I realized I'm an adult, and there's so many things I don't know how to do.

Most things, in fact- Me ride a bike, drive a car. You figure skate.

Hilarious. But I can do these things. You know what I mean? So why would I not take a mounted archery class?

No one's stopping you from becoming a Tanya.

At all. I want to take figure.

Skating lessons. Mountain archery is crazy. I'll do that with you.

There's so many things that you can do, and it's like, why would you not imagine I was just amazing at everything.

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Count me out.

I'm lined up with figure skating.

I'm lined.

Up with this- I'm pretty confident that I can sing like a Broadway star, seriously. I have to show you something. I was trying to show you this before we started, and you were like, No, you have to talk about it in the podcast. I don't know that it's a podcast. I have to-.

Brooke looks me dead in the eyes before we start shooting, and she's like, I'm going to become a Broadway singer. I don't stop talking.

I found a woman who I know can help me. She can teach me. I was practicing all night last night, and I was like, I think I'm slaying, seriously. Imagine me in my apartment. Murphy's like, What is.

Going on? It's the delusional confidence that this podcast gives us where we're like, I can do anything.

No, I can't. I'm spilling. Okay, so the concept is like, all these kids are in like, Broadway class, okay? A Broadway star.

Workshop, if you will. And I swear to God, if you take a cheeseburger out of your bag mid-sentence while you say this, I'm not going to.

And this lady, she just helps them. And she like, You just have to see it.

Send it to Aaron.

I know, but I want you to watch it, and then can we insert it later? Let the storm rain down. Let the storm rain down. So you're going, Ah. I'm like, Ah. Like you're going to the doctor. Ah. Let the storm rain done.

Let the storm rain done. You're going like a like you're going to the doctor.

Let the storm rain done.

Let the storm rain done. Let the storm rain. Let the storm rain. Let the storm rain. Let the storm. Let the storm. Let the storm. Holy fuck.

No, and then she started slight you missed the part where she.

Actually plays. I heard that.

And that happens every time. She just walks them through it, and then all of a sudden, they literally sound like fucking Rachel Zegler.

I know I'm going to be in your house looking through your earrings and hear you doing that in the living room soon.

100 %. I'm so inspired. I said, The New Hunger Games, Rachel Zegler. Rachel Zegler, Zelger, the most talented. She's the girl who was getting canceled because she was doing all the interviews with Stone White, and she was like, I fucking hate.

This movie. I haven't seen The New Hunger Games. I don't know. I heard Olivia Rodriguez talked to The New Hunger Games. Amazing.

So amazing. But Rachel Zegler, she was like this little girl. She was making YouTube videos singing. Okay, are you that? You're like-.

I know it. No, I'm just an alcoholic.

She was like, I always watched her little covers on YouTube. She covered.

Shallow by late ago. And she's not a Zegler? No. Okay.

She's just like a little Broadway girl, but she has never... She was just singing online on YouTube. One day, she emails.

A.

Submission to a random email address for Steven Spielberg's West Side Story, and she books it. She's the lead. Her first movie, she has never so much has been an extra in a movie. She is the lead in Steven Spielberg's West Side Story. Obviously, she does that. She does so amazing. She's perfect. Gets cast as Snow White in the live-action Snow White, okay? Third movie, Hunger Games.

What the fuck?

Do you.

Believe that things like that are an industry plan or do you think.

You love like that? Well, no, if you heard, she is the most talented person literally in the world. But I'm sure there are a lot of people who are talented who don't get the opportunities, but it's just everything. But she can't. My girl cannot slay an interview, okay? They'll be.

Like.

What made you want to do this movie? And she's like, I don't know. I just wanted a fucking job.

Honestly, I respect people that never go through PR training and don't give a fuck to you.

Well, people were just canceling her so bad. It was actually really sad because she really was just being quirky and funny, same way like Jennifer Lawrence would do. Jacob and Lourdes just said the exact same, literally word for word, same thing about his Elvis role that she did about Snow White. Nobody said a word, but they literally crucified her. If you search her name on YouTube, it's just videos of her with devil horns drawn on. It's so sad. She is so amazing. See the New Hunger Games. It was phenomenal. I saw today where.

People were coming at Taylor Swift so hard online, essentially because she released the Aries to her movie and it's $20 to rent or whatever. Everyone's like, She's just greedy, blah, blah, blah. Hannah Burnet did this whole post about how if a man sold his anything for $20 for rent online, no one would ever say that. It is just like a.

That's just how it goes. But sometimes.

Men get canceled.

That's.

What keeps us going, baby.

This one's scary.

Okay, can I spearhead the start of this conversation? Sure. I could be not getting canceled for months, and then I'll just get dragged into something that I didn't take part in, that I had no idea. You know what I mean? I wasn't like, scheming to be a part of a cancelation. Here's a headline I read today. New clip of Matt Rife appearance on Tana Mojo and Brooke Scofield podcast canceled resurfaces.

Why is that a headline? It does not need to be a headline. I want no part in this at all.

Why does our name come before his?

Why let him do...

I've been seeing it all go down, okay? Almost every single video that I see, there's at least one clip of us.

I'm like, Whoa.

Can I be honest with you, though? After we shot that podcast, I remember looking at you a week after it went live, and I was like, Damn, I thought a lot more of that would be heavily clipped in regards to the way it's being heavily clipped now. And it just went under the radar and we moved on.

Things always do that when they're just no one picks up on it for a while and then all of a sudden.

I will say the one that's going extremely viral is one of my favorite lines that I've ever contributed to canceling the podcast.

You slayed that. I mean, that was hilarious.

Well, genuinely, everyone hates you because they're jealous. Everyone hates anyone they hate because they're jealous. I saw a top comment on one of those going viral, and the girl was like, I hate my dad. I'm pretty sure I'm not jealous of him. To say that all hatred derives from jealousy is a crazy take.

Yeah.

A crazy take. I had to ask people who hate Osama bin Laden are jealous of him.

I just want to know. Probably not.

Thank God I took the Trump hat off because that's getting clipped.

Although, yeah, I don't know.

I have always really enjoyed TikToks, clips, podcasts, anything of psychoanalization of people. The pendulum swings both ways because at the same time, I hate to see when people psychoanalyze me online and it's so incorrect. Or it's correct as fuck and it's dick deep.

I think that's what bothers me is when it's happening to me. That episode, for example, the Matt Ryth episode, I couldI never was able to rewatch it. I couldn't read the comments because they were so horrible about me, about me being a pick me and saying all these things about my personality that literally aren't true. I couldn't read them. Yeah. And now it's so frustrating to read. Now it's so frustrating to read. And what's crazy is now it's surfacing and all of the hate is to Matt.

The comments are like, Brooke, new in the moment. Brooke is completely new. Yeah, but.

I'm like-.

But at the time, no.

One- You know what I mean? It's just perception. People can perceive things however they want, and then they can make a fucking video that goes so viral, and it makes good points, but it doesn't mean it's accurate.

Again, I'm terrified. But that's always what I say, the pendulum swings. That's a perfect example. The comments were horrible to you on that episode, and now all the comments.

Are- Now the comments are like, Brooke was...

That's, again, why you can't base your worth in that. He'll be just fine. But it's pretty crazy. He will be just fine. A doctor on TikTok, which I'm assuming the doctor was just grabbing for views. I don't think he actually gave plastic surgery to Matt Rife, but he made a TikTok. When your client got a new jawline, but now he's getting canceled, whatever.

Hilarious to jump on the train. I mean, not hilarious, but I get jumping on the train and just being like, This is an opportunity for views.

Absolutely.

We're all.

Grinding here. Everyone wants to be like Dr. Miami and all these plastic surgeons want to get those views like that. I'm assuming that's all that was.

But Matt Rife- The lawsuits that would have gone down if he were actually the one, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Matt Rife commented on his TikTok and was lying about medical shit is illegal, blah, blah, blah, and all the comments back to Matt Rife were like, so now who can't take a joke?

One thing about Matt Rife is he is going to fight with somebody in a comment section. And I get it.

Yeah.

I do it, and I have to stop myself from doing it because it's so hard because I always look back on it. I'm like, why the fuck did you say that? That's so embarrassing. But in the moment, it's so hard to see people...

But you never once have had your brand be like, I'm not going to fight with you in a comment section. The way you are on this podcast, the way you are in life, you give, I'm going to fight with you in a comment section. 100 %. He's online saying, I don't give a fuck about what anyone says about me, and then you're fighting in a comment section. It's like the negating what you directly want your brand to be, I think, is.

What's hurting. It is hard to have this whole thing about like, It's all a joke. It's all a joke.

Yeah. And then I would just love to see if he'd double down and, I guess, joke on this. You know what I mean?

He is. Did you see his story?

Yeah. What were your thoughts? The helmets. I thought that was exactly what he should do. If you want to be a controversial comedian and make jokes that people are going to hate, then continue to double down when they hate them.

To be honest, he said it on our episode. You never ever apologize for a joke, okay? Because once you do it once, first of all, you're admitting fault where there wasn't any necessarily. If you really truly were joking, it's.

A joke. Whether or.

Not people thought it was funny is up in the air. Yeah.

There's obviously so much to be said about building a female fan base who you might have some disdain for because they might like you for the reasons that you don't want to be liked for. Then making jokes against women because of the disdain that you have for that, so on and so forth. I've watched too many psychoanalysations.

Yeah, you have. But I just want to say, if anybody wants to give me a platform to make fucking $25 million in a year because of what I look like, I would love it. I would never complain even one time, seriously.

Yeah, mine's linked below.

I'm just kidding. I don't know. You're so confusing to me because I see some of this stuff. I'm like, Well, shit.

Matt Rife has been nothing but nice to me ever. I'm not going to sit here and I'm going to crack jokes at anyone. Same with Colleen and the Ukulele, same with everything.

Listen, this is called the Canceled Podcast. If somebody's getting canceled, we're.

Talking about it. Every single time. And that's my point. I'm weighing in on it. And funny shit is always going to be funny to me no matter what. Even when I've been getting canceled, you'll send me a TikTok and you'll be like, This is fucking hilarious. To be able to laugh at the way that the internet pendulum swings and the shit that people say, I think, is the way to really keep your sanity in.

This job. There is also a difference between the people who are joking about it and the people who are literally trying to ruin his life, which does.

Not like- But that comes with fame and that's a $25 million check.

Yeah, I guess you're right. It's a fair trade off. It's just I hate- It's anfortunately enough. -if somebody truly has done something really fucking horrible, I really don't like to see someone get canceled. Ironically, the title of Matt Rife's episode is Matt Rife on why he will never be canceled.

But to be fair, there's still some validity to that because if it doesn't affect him and he continues to keep making his jokes, then he never will be canceled. I respect that more than anything. Be a cockroach.

I think, listen, the guy's been doing comedy for 15 years. He's going to just keep at it. He's doing just fine. There are millions of people who are still going to love Matt Rife no matter what.

Yeah, go fuck off to a beach for a month and turn your phone off.

For sure. With your $25 million, honestly, I'm coming.

Real.

I don't know. He's fine.

It's helping the episode, though. You look at Matt Rife canceled. It's the first thing that's.

Popping up. Oh, shit.

I didn't even think about that. Every time we have someone on, and then if they get canceled, they'll search their name like Matt Rife canceled. Do you know what I mean? They're just looking up his cancelation. But because he was on canceled, our episode is like...

I don't know if you've seen the Joe Regan, the O'Von clip where he's talking about monster energy and he's like, That maybe you want to beat your wife or something, a domestic violence joke also. Just goes to show it really just does.

Depend on your demographic and the way you've garnered it. Because the O'Von fans are mostly men. And people.

Just are already ready. You know what I mean? Yeah.

No one wants to cancel The O'Von. He could fucking kill someone and everyone would be like, That person deserve to die. And I'd be one of them, honestly.

People want Matt Rife out of here.

Those are our thoughts. I tweeted today. I was like, What do you want us to talk about on Canceled? I didn't get one response other than Matt Rife, so I guess those.

Are our thoughts. And we've said this a lot. I don't want to pull back on what we've always said is that I don't want comedians to ever be able to get canceled for jokes because they're jokes.

I agree. Fully.

Yeah.

Yeah. Me next week, apologizing, not agreeing fully. Kidding.

It's a scary world, seriously.

My Apple Music wrapped is wrong.

Why don't you go ahead and tell the audience what your five most listen to songs were in 2023?

I just want to say I know my year. Do you know what I mean? I know I spent way more time listening to sticky season by Noah Khan than any of these songs. I know I spent way more time listening to Never Say Never by the Frey than any of these songs. I know I spent way more time listening- I think not in 2012. That doesn't matter. It's one of my favorite songs. My number one song, according to Apple Music, is a TikTok song, a TikTok punk rock song by an underground TikTok punk rock artist called SOS by Rosé. Great song. I know it's not my number one most.

Listened to song. Yeah, that always happens to me where I'm like, That can't be right.

Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo, which that's real. After the Maud Sun era, I.

Couldn't stop. 100 % real, probably for me, too.

Bloodsucker, fame, fucker. Bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire. But it also says 160 plays. I know I had 160 plays like one day with you. Easily. Yeah. I know it's not.

Dude, is that your primary? Like, Apple Music is your thing? Yeah.

I think Spotify. I like white screens.

I think it must cut off BFFR. I think it must cut off at a.

Certain month. I agree because this is giving the first eight months of my year. I don't know. When I Look at You by Miley Cyrus.

Another one that literally came out in 2012.

But I know that one, when I was at Layley's wedding in Miami, I was just playing it with Jeff 24-7. At one point, he was like, Turn that fucking song off. Stop.

When I.

Look at you. Great song. Elevated Heartbreak by Jaden Haustler, but that's not number four. You know what I mean? Can I take- You hate that song because of.

The- I hate that song. Wait, okay, I don't hate that song. Jaden, I love you, seriously. But I have said... You know when you have one line in a song that ruins the whole song for you? Yeah. I have a Madison Beard song that I love so much, but she says, Put my heart in the hospital, and it ruins the whole song for me. Because I'm like, Why would you put your heart in the hospital? Seriously. But in Jaden's song, he says, Now I'm stuck in sitting in the driveway, something, something, blah, blah, blah. Then he goes, Now I'm crying in the driveway. He crimes the driveway with driveway. He crimes the driveway with the driveway. It makes me so angry.

We were on our way to a show in New Haven, Connecticut, and we had a sprinter, and it was just me, you, Chris, and Paige. You stood up in the sprinter to give a speech on why that lyrically makes you unhappy because I was playing it.

Because it was so much potential and there were so many other things.

To say. My number five is dancing all alone by Clinton Cain. Your horrible ex-boyfriend who I literally... It's not my number five, maybe the beginning of the year. I will tell.

You what is most offensive about that.

It's one of his worst songs. One of his worst songs. I couldn't agree more.

It's a fucking trash song.

Like, go to hell by him. Okay. I guess I'm in love by him. Okay. Chicken tundies by him. Okay. I just know what's wrong. Then, McCo and I were-.

That just came out too. I'm like, wait a minute.

Mcco and I were in this conversation today, though, where he was talking about how is Drake on so many people's top artists wrapped even when it's not their top song because there's PR behind it? Not that there's PR behind dancing all of the game.

Maybe the Forbes. Do you think they're buying into people's Spotify-wrapped and shit?

We should talk about that really quickly. You can buy a spot on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list.

Well, I mean, that shows you belong there, to be honest. It's money talks. What I particularly like about Forbes 30 Under 30 is that there's fucking 200 people on it.

Well, and- Isn't.

It supposed to... There are supposed to be 30 people Under 30.

Don't get me wrong, congratulations to get everyone on it, even though half of.

Them bought it. I want to be on it so bad, please.

I've gotten the offer to buy into shit like that. If we wanted to, we could.

You're so dumb. I'd be all over that shit. Then I would do the classic like, Oh, my God, I'm so shocked.

That's my whole timeline right now. Everyone's so shocked. I love it. People are like, What the fuck? And haven't you noticed that half of the people on it all have the same agent? Makes sense. I guess that's just another thing, like how people buy Maxim magazine covers, how people buy whatever the Forbes of it all.

It's all of the game. But the thing is, you still have to qualify. It's not like you can just buy a spot and they audit it. They do.

Yeah, but if you have the right connection that can talk to the auditor, think about how much money Trisha Paydis probably made this year. Even just how much money the canceled podcast made over... If it was a real list, it would just be such a different.

List of people. They do doubles. Do you think we could have been on there together, like squeeze into one little headshot?

I wish we were.

That would be fine. That's probably the only way I would ever be able to do.

It, seriously. That's not true. Speaking of Trisha Pettus, Trisha.

Is pregnant. Trisha is pregnant. She's having Elvis.

The day that I got Brooke her car. Yeah, wait.

Maybe we should talk about that. I feel like that's a really big topic, though.

Is it?

Yes.

Okay, I just want to clarify it. Yeah. No, I don't even need to clarify. Go ahead.

Tana bought me a car for my birthday.

This is going to be the most out of touch sentence ever. But buying someone a car is the most stressful thing ever. I was so happy to just get it to you.

I'm like- That's the fucking craziest thing.

I literally- It's so funny. I'd been planning to get you the car for so long, and Aria Gwire is a real one for this. He helped me for months. He'd seed to you what you'd exactly want. You wouldn't even know.

100 %. But it's because I was really wanting to buy it. I was looking into all of them, and I was talking to him about it so actively. I swear to God, this is the first time I've really had no idea about.

Something at all. But even in the final hours of getting it, I was like, Does she want a soft top or a hard top? We were debating between two. He was still just seeding it into you for so long. It's so funny because birthday gate happened and everyone's like, Oh, my God, she doesn't care. I'm like, I'm literally doing everything. Just to show her that I care. You know what.

I mean? Honestly, birthday gate was satisfying as fuck. Real. I'm just kidding. But after.

Like, you know. The stress of trying to do it and keep it a secret from you was so hard. You're always asking someone else for it. You're joking to someone else like, Buy me a Bronco. Buy me a Bronco.

Then literally the night before it happened, we were all at dinner and this guy called me, and he's a guy with a lot of money, and he's just a friend of ours. I joked to him. I was literally like, What are you going to get me for my birthday? I want a green Bronco.

I'm grabbing Mekhoa's leg under the table. Swear to God looking at Mekhoa being like, If this billionaire buys her a Bronco right now after all of my peril, I'll literally actually jump off a cliff.

I told him after and he goes, Oh, so should I return mine?

First.

Of all, literally, thank you so much. I've been sobbing about it for... So I sent you another picture the other day. I literally drove... I'm not kidding. I drove around for probably six hours the other day just sobbing. And I have a thing, baby knows. I have a specific drive that I do all the time. Since I moved here, I'll drive all the way up Sunset, all the way up, Benedict Canyon, and then down. And it's specific because it feels magical because you have all the billboards. It feels like very LA. And that's where I sit and think like, What do I want my life to look like? I do it always, literally since I moved here.

Don't make me cry right now. No, but something of - Because I'm getting tells and you're like, two seconds from making me cry.

No, I'm not kidding. I do it all the time. I'll sob. But I was driving in my little new car, and I was like...

I was so worried, too, because your reactions are one of five. Oh, you're crying.

Stop. I always sob.

I was so scared you were going to be like, What the fuck? Return this. Fuck you. I'm not accepting this.

I wanted to, but honestly.

I was having Ari seed to you as well. Just like, Oh, my God. What if someone got you a big gift? How would you react? Like randomly, like months ago.

But you know what's funny? I told every friend because I had a feeling that you were going to give me a big gift, and I told Ari, I told Bee Bee, I told everybody, if she thinks about it.

Don't let her. Oh, I didn't think about it at all. I was trying to swipe from day one. It was just finding that Bronco is actually so hard. I made Paige dedicate her life. They're rare as fuck.

Well, that's what's crazy.

I'm just going to tell you the truth. You were like, I want a Bronco. I was like, Perfect. That's a Ford. It's going to be so cheap. I thought it was a $30,000 car. It's a $120,000. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Well, they told me it's a Ford. I'm too taxed as I damn near. I was like, Well. I'm going to get into the Bronco, but just the $90,000 difference than what I anticipated was hilarious to me.

Because a Ford. Don't tell me that. No, no, no.

But think about a Ford focus.

No, a Bronco is like a... A Bronco can climb a tree. You would not believe what this car can do. I took it to the ranch this weekend for my birthday. It's lit. It can do everything.

Brooke is going to be up a tree soon, and I'm terrified. If we're going to be in the car, me and.

You will be pissed. No, I'm not kidding. When I went home, it's actually so sweet because my dad and my grandpa were so excited about it. We sat for hours and watched every YouTube video on every single little detail of the car. Wait, that's the cutest thing I've ever heard. It was so cute. My grandpa ordered... It was so cute. He ordered me a little dashcam. I'm going to cry.

I love you, and I love that you love.

Your car. I love it.

So much. But the point of what I was saying, I was never going to go into the car, but we had just gotten you the car. By the way, I literally mean me. We're in the car and you just finished crying. I turned to you and I'm like, Brooke, you'll never believe this. It's Trisha's second baby announcement. You just start screaming, stopping again. I was like, Oh.

My God. There it comes. I'm so happy for her.

I'm so happy for Trisha.

I'm sad at her because she knew when I saw her last.

And she didn't. I know she kept it from everyone. She kept it from us, but I get it.

It makes me feel like it's so sweet because we really talked about how she wanted to have a second baby and.

Her little- And how much we wanted to have one, how she didn't think she could. I'm so happy for her. Now she's going to name it Little Elvis, what she said on the canceled pod.

Do you think if it's a girl, she'll name it Elvis?

She said boy or girl, it's Elvis.

I saw someone say Presley.

Yeah, all these comments are saying name it Priscilla, Presley, Pettus or something like that.

I don't know if I like Priscilla. I love Presley. I love boy names for girls. Presley feels like a boy name.

But Malibu and Elvis does keep the iconic nature. You know what I mean? Malibu and Presley.

I'd be so pissed if my name was like, Johnny Cash and my sister was like, Stephanie.

Or I guess it would have been the opposite.

Yeah.

But that is... I'm so.

Excited to.

Do what.

In May. I'm so fucking happy.

For her. It's crazy. I know. I sobbed my eyes out at her telling Oscar. Did you see it?

No, I didn't.

She told him on the podcast. She's halfway through the episode, first of all, I don't know how she was good on her for being able to keep it a secret so long. I could never. If someone even made one comment, I'd be like, Okay, fine. I'm pregnant. Literally.

But - Literally, me right now.

It was on their Thanksgiving episode, and she says like, Oh, she's just naming things she's grateful for. She talks about Moses and Malibu. And then she goes, and she's talking about Oscar. And she's like, I'm grateful for you. Then she goes, You're so good with Malibu, and you're going to be such a good little uncle to our second baby. And he just starts crying. It's so sweet. Okay, stop.

Do you think one day we're going to tell each other we're pregnant on this podcast?

Yeah. Do you want me to tell you on the podcast or do you want me to tell you in real life?

Should I tell you now?

Yeah. I'm kidding.

But also not like, where is it? Stop smiling. You like want to- It would be F. F. R. What was I going to say? I lost my train of thought because Mikko is so cute. I got to go. Wait, so she was pregnant when she came on. Yeah, I.

Guess so. But she didn't know yet. She found out in October.

It's funny because I posted my first, I guess you could call it a hard lunch. I don't know what you want to call it. A fucking TikTok with Mikko.

I think we want to call it a hard lunch. You literally show his face, say his name, point at him, and say, This is my man.

I mean, he's my man. What's a harder lunch for that? If any bitch tries, they're getting cut. You know what I mean? For sure.

I'm watching you.

But all the comments were like, I think she found her Moses. Then I went into this whole deep dive of a thought on that of like, Do you know what I mean? Why do I keep doing that? I never do that. What does finding your Moses consist of?

I don't know. I don't know. Moses is just with it.

Yeah.

I don't know because I surely have not found my Moses. In fact, I have not found anything of the sort.

The other day I was going to shoot this, like Joey Griceff, a set of videos. I was like, One of them is a dating show. He's like, I don't care, babe. Go kill it. I'm secure. You're mine. Go do it.

Could not be. I'd be like, You better cancel right now. I was like, Yeah.

You better cancel right now. Stop sounding like less than one. I appreciate the security and being excited and supportive.

More than anything. Well, I'm excited for you. I would elaborate more, but he's literally behind me.

Seriously. I know that was even painful for me. I'm not kidding. Today, I was at lunch with Paige, and we get into this weird conversation. I'm talking about how I gained 10 pounds, and we're discussing like, Oh, we should eat the foliage here.

What's foliage?

Like bushes, grass, greenery.

Oh, God. You always teach me things.

Are you hitting on me?

Mm-hmm. Okay.

We're joking. I don't even want to order this flatbread. I want to eat the fucking foliage right here, right? Then Paige volunteered this information. I guess, five-year-old, a six-year-old, she wanted to be a horse so bad that she would go outside and get on the lawn on all fours and eat the grass.

I completely understand that.

I'm not a bite. Like she was saying I was full.

Honestly, I don't know. It's like, really, I get that. I really get how that could happen.

So it made me think about, because she said that to me, and I was like, The first thing I responded to it was like, That's the most page sentiment I've ever heard. That's so page COVID.

Commit to the bit.

You know what I mean? And that we all did weird ass shit as a kid, but it says so much about who you are now.

Yeah, I always tell you my little things that I do.

I would leave my friends to go have full conversations with myself in the mirror.

And you still do that?

No, I'd be so over and I'd be like, I don't want to talk to anyone. I want to go talk to myself. I remember one time my mom caught me and I was like, Fuck off.

Listen, you want to know? Speaking of my mom caught me, one time I had an older sister.

And- I just knew she'd have a banger response.

She convinced me that I was growing a penis and that I had to start to pee standing up. You do not want to know how long I was peeing standing up before my mother noticed.

What do you mean, though?

I peed standing up every time for a year. Because Tori told me that I was growing a weiner.

But elaborate. Okay, so here's the toilet.

I would literally just stand on either side.

Of the toilet. Okay, so you were like... And I don't mean to say this. I was straddling. You were straddling the toilet. I was straddling the toilet. And you would be standing up.

You can be standing up every single time.

You think you could.

Still do it? Oh, yeah.

I got that.

Am on me. I just had so many... It's so crazy what you believe as a child. I remember I could see these little bubbles that would come up in my shower drain when I was growing up. I convinced myself that they were bats and that there was a cave under me. If I sang in the shower, all the people who were hiking in the cave could hear me. Then I was like, Oh, I can convince these people I'm Hilary Duff. Obviously.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're about to say something that I think I have a shared experience with, and it's going to fucking fuck me up. Go ahead.

Were you catfishing people?

No.

That's another story we said we were going to talk about on the podcast. But I would sing, and I would hope that the hikers in the cave thought that Hilary Duff was up there.

You know how I'm pey shy? Horribly, right? Right. I convinced myself that I could only pee if I didn't hear it as a kid. So every time I had to pee, I would have to sing a song. And every single time I would sing the song, I would sing the Hilary Duff song, Hey, now. Hey, now. This is what dreams are made. And to this day, if I'm pee shy as fuck, I will literally sing into my head. You still.

Sing it? I love that. Oh, my God. I miss being that age. I saw Nessa Barrett post yesterday how she was like, I finally graduated past beating myself over the head with a hairbrush. Did you ever do that? No.

I.

Know myself, my aunt, Tori, my older sister, both had this where it was like, my hair would get so tingled. I would get so mad, so frustrated trying to brush it that I'd just start beating myself. It's just so frustrating. I can't explain that feeling. I can't even think of something now that would make me that frustrated.

Do you know how I do that thing where I pretend not to know how to do something that I completely know how to do so someone else does it for me? For sure. I've always been that way since I was five years old, where I like- She's brilliant. I'll pretend like I don't know how to do it, and I'll never forget this day I was in my bathroom. I had just gotten out of the shower, and my mom was like, Okay, brush your hair. I was like, I don't know how. My mom was like, Yes, you do. I've seen you do it a thousand times. She kept putting the hairbrush in my hand, and she'd be like, brush your hair. You know how? I'd be like, I don't know how. She kept putting it in my hand, and I kept dropping it, just pretending like I didn't even know how to hold it. Then I pick it up by the bristles and take the handle and try to run it down my hair. I could... I went to full lengths to convince my mother for hours that I didn't know how to brush my hair.

You could tell she was just fed up. She's like, We're zoomed. She was just like, We're going to stand here till you brush your own fucking hair. You know what I mean? Then I was just using the back of the brush, or I was dropping it on my head or You're so horrible. -i'll never forget that was the first time. You're so horrible. My mom cussed me the fuck out. She was like, I didn't fuck you. I think she beat me with the hairbrush.

Oh, man. Well, you know what happens to the best of us? My mom had a wooden spoon named Mr. Happy.

My parents also had.

A wooden spoon. I never got hit. That was then me being and I'm like, I never had to get hit, seriously.

Oh, my God. I got beat with everything in a fucking two-mile radius.

The belts. Whenever you describe your childhood stories to me, you are like, I'm seeing Tori, my older sister. She was the bad one. Not that you were bad, but like... I was bad. She just gotten so much trouble that it was almost... It's like us where it was like the contrast made me look so much better than I actually was because I'm still a bad kid.

Which explains our relationship so much. I almost feel like the way that you treat me and the way I treat... It's almost like I am Tori. It's sisterly and I'm the bad one.

But yeah. Well, she came with my grandparents, and my grandparents were literally like, We don't know what to do.

Oh, wait, Tori. What do you mean came with.

Your grandparents? We were both with my grandparents for a while. Then she was just so bad. I'd be like, I was horrible. Well, maybe I don't share that story, actually.

I'm sure.

We just fought so much, her and I, and we would share a room, and I would literally be in bed, and she would not touch me. I'd be like, Ow! Tori just hit me in the head. They'd be like, Tori, how dare you? I'm so sorry, Tori. I love you so much.

How far can birds go? How far can birds fucking go? Aaron, I put this as a podcast topic specifically, so you could chime in. We had a whole conversation about this the other day, and I tweeted about it. If I'm a bird in Florida, can I just fucking gas it to Australia?

Well, birds are my bird. They're a bird. They have to stop in between, right?

Where?

I mean, there's Ireland stuff, right? On a telephone pole?

On tux and gatoes? They're just at.

Noah's Ark. Yeah, they're at Noah's Ark. I don't know. I guess I really don't know.

Do you know what I'm saying? If we see a bird in California, it's like, Yo, were you just in Ireland? Or have you always been a California native?

I think they pretty, for the most part, they stay in the same vicinity because they travel based on the weather. They'll go west. I don't know where they go. I don't know where they go, but they go another direction.

It's like a Tesla, like how the charge stops. When does the.

Flap stop? I think they have to stop to charge. To what? Fuck. No, I really mean that. How we have to go to sleep. We can't just walk forever, except for Mike Poe's nursing.

Real. Yeah, they fly. Some fly across Contex. But can a New York bird just go to LA? Will some of them- Can a New York bird be like, I'm over the city. I want to go to Malibu? Or is that bird just in New York? I don't know.

Okay.

Now if you had to know. That's the only job that's known. Why would you expect me, of all people, to know this? Because you know everything.

You have a fucking Google in front of you.

I just Googled it. It just gave you the answer. What is the answer? What does Google say? I don't know. They just move around. Do you know that one of the top comments on the last podcast was they love you, like chiming in? Really? Yeah.

No. Tana, if you had to be a bird anywhere, where would you choose?

Anywhere? I'd be a bird in New York City. You. Maybe I should move there.

That's the last place you should be a bird.

No, because it's like the way they accept birds there is so different. Like a pigeon in New York City, you're eating good, you go to the Upper East Side, you chill in Central Park, you go back.

Down to Soho. You could be a bird at Disneyland, and you could just be eating churros all day.

You could just be eating churros all day. You give pigeon energy.

Who?

Maybe I'd be a bird and do... Yeah, I'd give you pigeon energy. Yeah, 100%. That's like a really- Do you know what time I asked Paige what animal I am? She said, I'm a raccoon. She was like, You're just always scurrying. You have black eyeliner on your eyes at all times. You're always rummaging for something. You're just.

Rummaging through the trash.

Yeah, like what?

I don't think you're a raccoon. But I think that if I could be a bird anywhere, I'd probably choose maybe Disneyland. Now- Maybe Dubai. -this is my favorite question to ask on a first date. If you had to live in a store for the rest of your life, where would you choose?

Walmart.

Okay, that's a good one. Now, if you could only eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

Taco Bell. That's a such really stupid answer.

A Cheesecake factory.

It was exactly the right answer.

Cheesecake.

Factory. I'm so happy it didn't take you long to get there because you could go to Cheesecake factory and say, I want a slab of grilled chicken and a fucking clove of lettuce.

Buffalo, blast of my pussy.

You could say, I want...

What? Yeah.

You could have... There is nothing in the world that is not on the... You can get Thai food at Cheesecake Factory.

But also chili's, just because it's not.

That good. No, chili's isn't.

The first time. You know it's the only sponsorship. If I don't get a chili sponsorship in the time that I have this career, I've failed myself.

Right.

So Cheesecake Factory, huh?

Yeah. You could eat anything at Cheesecake Factory. I asked a man that recently, and he said, Sweet green.

I was sick. I was on a beach in Europe with this girl who was such a picnic, and I'd met her through a friend of mine.

You told me this story, the girl who was literally.

Like, oh. We all were having a conversation, and we're all like, What's your favorite fast food restaurant? It's like me, Ty, Paige, and a bunch of our friends who were also in Europe. Everyone's saying, Chick-fil-A, talk about whatever. She goes, Sweet green, that's fast-food. Then I was like, Okay, pick me. But I try to give her a second chance. It's a chain. But what about bad-free-fast-food? She's like, Well, like Veggie grill. I'm like, Oh, my God. I get that some people live like that, but it's just like, No, you don't. Have you ever had a fucking Crunchyop Supreme?

No, I just went on a whole rampage about this today because I was watching.

This girl's YouTube videos. I love Rampage. Rampage.

I was on a rampage. I have this girl that I know. Honestly, you know what? I don't like to be a hater, but sometimes I do. In this particular situation, I watch every video she posts with intent to hate it.

I have someone like that. I watch.

Her every blog. I don't know what it is. I just can't stop doing it. But her content is so health-focused, but it's so misguided and she's so uneducated that it infuriates me to a point of no return. Elaborate. She'll be like, she had a chip alternative, Tana. An alternative for chips. Okay, you want to know what it was? It was watermelon cut into chipped, sized slices.

Like, have you ever had a gluten free chip?

It's not a fucking chip. It's a watermelon, and that's fine, but it's a watermelon. They do Coke. They all do Coke.

There we go. Like, when these bitches who have clear fucking problems, post to what I eat in the day. You know what I mean? They're like, All I ate today was avocado and kale, and then I had a snack later. I'm like, I've seen you do an eight ball off of G-E-Z-Dick.

Yes, absolutely. It's so funny because she absolutely has.

I don't even know who you're talking about. That was a generalization.

It was a hasty generalization, and it was accurate.

I like a straight man, and sometimes that comes with compromise. We always talk about that. I only like girl interests, and then there are certain things I like. I'll watch a basketball game, or I love a Wolf of Wall Street, or a Murder Dog. There's neutral things, or a Theo Van podcast or whatever. But spends all of his time watching it right now. Surfing, the highlights.

It's all like- I can't get into football. Basketball, maybe. Football, not for me.

Nature documentaries. But that's just the Hawaiian in him. I don't love. Love. Every time we have sex afterwards, he puts on a nature documentary. And I'm like, I want-.

Yeah, because he needs to ground himself.

I guess- Why am I watching a tiger now?

Did you ever watch Animal Planet or anything growing up? Oh, I love that shit, Mere Cat Manor. No, I've never been to that. Forget about it. Really? I loved it. And I've been so in tune with my- I love.

A picture of an animal. But when it is long form, it's like, whoa.

No, but there's a lot of really interesting. Okay, maybe not nature. What about, do you like water documentaries or ocean documentaries? There's a whole series on National Geographic that's drain the... They drain different areas of the world. They drain the Titanic and stuff, and it's so interesting.

Oh, that's sick.

I could get back to that. They're all on Disney Plus, and they're so good.

I could maybe get behind that. I love that, too. I think that my problem is I was born in the city and raised in the city in Vegas and then moved here.

Yeah.

I was telling him this the other day. I was like, I'm a city girl. Not like a city girl that's going to fucking be a city girl, but just my interest is so much more city, pop culture-based than they are.

My thing is I'll watch it a bunch, but I'm not going on a hike on purpose.

I'm about to. I'm leaving to Hawaii in two days.

Oh, man.

You're going to come?

I do. But unfortunately, I have a kid. Huh? Murphy. I have a cat, and she just has been really... She's been having major behavioral issues.

Okay, I have another podcast topic. Okay. Do you shave your vagina.

Yeah. Okay. I do. Contrary to popular belief, I actually do. I'm not bushed up. I know I always talk about it. I'm an advocate for the Bush. I am not a bush wearer.

It depends on the day or the week for me. And I think it says a lot about someone you're with. Also, if they care or don't care whether you're bushed up or not.

Yeah, if your guy cares if you're bushed up, eliminate him.

Immediately. America's next top model. Shout out the gap tooth. Anyways. I was shaving my vagina. Like two days ago. Again, contrary to popular belief. Really think about it. Close your eyes and you too. Think about the process. It's like down and then it's like up and then it's like the side and then your legs in the air and then you're sitting in the splits, cutting off a pussy lip like a fucking Arby sandwich, and then you're bent over dog-y-style, shaving your asshole. Why is it so many positions?

Who was the first to do it to make that the standard?

Well, and it's like, you know when a guy shaves their dick, they're just like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. They just get the top.

It's never even well done.

It's not true at all. We don't care. That is fucked up information and you're spreading falsehood. Elaborate. So when you shave your dick- Yes. -talk to me about it. You give a one fade up on the top. You know what I'm talking about? I love that. I love that.

He's doing a lineup.

Yeah. Then it's like the... What's the fucking? The groin? Yeah, you get that. But then.

Your nuts take.

A while. That's a terrifying thing. How actually do you shave balls? You have to stretch.

Them or.

Roll them because.

No, you're cutting your- Yeah, they have to be rolled them. You have to pull them taut because.

Otherwise- What do you mean roll them? Not roll them, but just like... He knows what I'm talking about. Roll them. You're educating women. I don't know.

Roll them where? You have to stretch your nuts out a.

Little bit to get a flat.

Surface area because.

You don't want to just cut your fucking nuts.

-you're grabbing- -This is further evidence that I did not shave that guy's balls in high school.

It's complicated. You have to stretch the ball skin. You don't have to.

I mean, you don't fucking...

That's what I'm imagining like a.

Flying squirrel. You can't shave your knee unless it's a little taut. Yeah. Yeah, it's like shaving an elbow. Your ball sack has to be like shaving your elbow.

I would say that's a good thing. Whoa, decent analogy.

Because just so much loose skin, just all wiggly.

I actually can't imagine shaving balls. It's probably so difficult. Thank you. You're so welcome, Aaron. Men have it so hard. I'm serious. We live in 2023, where cars drive themselves. But why is there not a mechanism?

Well, we have not passed through the art of the bush, whacker. Do you have ever gotten a Brazilian wax?

Yes. And I saw God.

Yeah, see, I've never gotten one.

Brooke, I'm not kidding you. I would rather get a nose job every day for the next year than the pain of a Brazilian wax.

So crazy because it's so black and white. Some people say it's a walk in the park.

Unless they have like, lidocaine there.

Some places they can get it. Maybe you take half a bar and then get.

A half a bar? I was on half a bar.

Did you have a high pain tolerance?

No, but I'm aware of what's real pain and what's not. I can still be like, Oh, I'm being a pussy. No pun. So think about how your vagina hair grows down, right?

Both of you to assume it grows in one direction.

No, it grows like... Your vagina hair is not going up at you, bro. You're not back in the beanstalk. Mine is literally.

Doing the YMCA. No, it's not.

No, it's not. They take the wax and it's super sticky and thick, and they shove the hair up. Think about how painful that is within itself. The hair going back up with sticky wax. It's ripping it out.

Let me rip it off. Let me rip it off.

I've never in my life been a shape girl. I have never once in my life been like, Oh, I need a fucking triangle in my pussy. I still don't really understand all that, the.

Point of that. I do. I see it. I'm a landing strip, a slay.

Yes. It get it. But I'm saying I'm not going for that. I just want to get the job done. Like, bald puss or we're busting it out, whatever. That day I was like, give me a triangle because I just couldn't keep doing it. I was like, you know what I mean?

Yeah, you're like, no.

More of that. That was for my honeymoon that I didn't go on.

I feel like, Would you ever get laser? What are your thoughts on getting laser? Maybe we get a group on.

Yes, let's get a group on and go. I just actually- I would do it.

But then I actually am. I always talk about this, but I'm afraid of the bush coming back. I'm also afraid.

Of like- Well, you don't have to base your pussy hair on trends.

I know, but what if I want? What if one day I wake up and I'm like, Oh, my God, I wish I saw. If you overpluck your eyebrows because it's a trend, and then one day you're like, Oh, I used to broke shields. You're like, I wish that was me.

But I guess you have to think about what you're better with, right? I've got to thin.

Eyebrows forever. Well, what happens too. As you get older, everything ages. So what if one day I'm like, I got to cover that up with a little bush?

I guess, yeah. I want laser band because of the process.

Of- I would do all the fixings. You know what I mean? Maybe not.

The- Like getlaughing at Cranberry.

Maybe not like the bush as like.

A- Main attraction.

Yeah, but maybe everything else.

I really want laser and I think we should go together, like Coochie spread, hold hands.

I think we should start a series where we get things like... We were just talking earlier about how we're going to get our wisdom teeth taken out together.

My wisdom teeth are.

Coming in. It could probably really bring us closer if we do all of those really painful things, like team-building.

Yeah, team-monding, team-building.

It'll be like Special Forces. I need to finish.

That, by the way. I can't believe Jojo Cwawah carried the cheater on her back. I don't.

Remember his name. I can. She's fucking...

Something. Well, yeah.

Can I tell you something? There's different types of anesthesia, though. When I got a nose job, I came up from anesthesia, and I was like, Hey. They were like, What's your address? I told them, and I was like, Fine. But whatever they give you off of wisdom teeth is different.

Do you think so? Because I always think those videos must be people fucking making it up.

I don't think so.

I think some of those people are lying.

I saw a Mari after it in high school, and I was like, Oh, yeah, it was a...

But I feel like it's like when people get hypnotized at the senior night or whatever. No?

What the hell is that?

I thought that was a universal experience. Not at all.

Elaborate.

At senior night in my high school and everybody's high school, literally ever, comment down below, there's a hypnotist that comes and they hypnotize people. No one in.

This room is validating that.

If you're supposed to get hypnotized, everybody starts acting different. Same thing as the wisdom teeth. I feel like people know they're supposed to be funny, so then they get out there and they're like...

I have an immense fear of coming off of the wisdom teeth drug and saying secrets, I know, and saying things I've held in forever and saying fucked up shit or fucked up shit and someone's recording me whatever.

I love you so much, but it cannot be different than a regular Saturday night for tanemoja.

I know it can, though. I hold in enough that I know it.

Would be different. No, I've seen it. I hate people I love. I was just going to say- I was just going to say- -the night you were going.

To do it. I hate people I love them. That night was obviously horrible, and the things I said was horrible. I was just face-telling Mr. Jose can take a talking about that, actually. I was like... I'll never look at that.

Your best friend.

-my best friend. But I think it would be things that I would just never say. And it scares me so much.

Hunter demanded that we order a McRib the other night in the McDonald's drive-through. And I was, You know what? I wasn't opposed. I was like, You know what? Let's try the McRib. But tell me why this sexy, hot, gorgeous NBA player gets into Hunter's car and he says, Sorry, Brooks' McRib is on the floor.

You got blamed for the McRib.

He blamed me for the Mcribe.

Do you know that our relationship with Hunter is so big, brother-coded. Even the other day when you were getting the car and I was in the driveway and McCoah was sitting inside with Hunter. I was like, I'm so scared because Hunter is going to tell him a crazy lie. Tana has foot corns, and you're going to have to deal with that forever. Then it'd be like six months from now, McCoah would be like, So you're foot corns? A Hunter just loves to like big brother shit for fun. I was so fucking scared.

He let this man think that I went up to the drive-through and said, Can I please have a Mcrib?

I've never had a McRib.

And you know what? If you like Mcribs, that's fine. But that's not the first time In.

Try to make other fans. You're trying not to offend the McRib community after this whole podcast?

I will eat Mc anything, seriously. But in that particular moment, I did not order McRib. I ate it, but it was...

Was it good? I've never.

Had one.

It was good. Does it taste like barbecue ribs?

I don't remember. Honestly, I was dying of embarrassment.

I want to try it. I saw this TikTok the other day. I saved it in my podcast notes as a photo. It's a girl crying, right? She said, Me after I found out that his apartment was really an Airbnb, he'd rented out the nights I'd stayed over and really lived with his ex the entire time we were together.

I saw this. Honestly, what do you think about that? Because in my head, I'm like, At least he really wanted to see you. That's how I know that I'm not ready to date.

Whoa, bro.

He really wanted to see you. He spent the money. He put in the effort. But that's exactly wrong. That's exactly the wrong answer. That's why I don't have and I shouldn't until I go on betterhelp. Com.

Don't even give them.

The fucking- I've done it twice this episode. Seriously, sponsor us.

I think men just lie. That always brings me back to the Lil' Zane of it all, where I thought she was his cousin for six months.

Yeah, you thought you're his mom was dead.

For sure. Exactly. Men just lie like that. But I can't imagine doing that as a woman.

I can't imagine committing that hard.

It really- Being like, This is my apartment.

I can't understand. A feeling close to somebody too. I get it if you're lying to an Uber driver, you're never going to see again. But I can't imagine if I had lies that I had told you that I had to keep up with.

Yeah. And to make someone fall for you, that's so.

Crazy to me. And did he not have any items or furniture or clothes? Like, he probably didn't have any clothes there or no pictures?

That's usually a place that's personalized.

Did he know the WiFi password?

I don't know. I just had to bring it up.

I don't know. I worry about her. But I was her.

I'm so happy to just be sitting with you on this couch at night. That's point. Wait, wait.

Me.

Too. Seriously. I think we might have to stop having guests forever. But then we'll keep having guests because they'll be iconic celebrities that we'll want to have on. Then everyone will tell us the episode sucks, and then we'll go back to this couch and one day we'll learn.

You know what I think it's going to end up having to be? I think it's going to end up being if we have a guest, we also that same time, same week have to have. I think it would be in addition to the episodes that we already have, not in replacement of-.

Or half the episode of the guest is Us, and then the guest comes in.

Yeah, but it's hard to even really get a.

Good thing going. When The.

Guest is coming. When they're only there for 30. Yeah. Let's get Trevor Wallace back. Everyone loves Trevor Wallace.

They only love Trevor Wallace, which is.

So crazy. He went on Chicks in the Office, and they were like, These podcast hosts are fighting over you. He was like, I don't know why.

He wants me dead.

Good. I want him dead for real.

Really? Yeah. I think he's yours. He's...

What? Because you have a fucking boyfriend? No, thank you. Stream Pterodactyl.

Stream Pterodactyl.

That is a stand-up special that I can get behind.

Absolutely. We love you, Trevor Wallace, and we're sorry for honestly all the peril we've probably caused you. Anyways, Matt Rife is canceled.

No, he's not. Okay. He is. I'm kidding. He is. But we didn't do it.

Yeah, we didn't do it. We're just a part of it somehow. I hope you guys enjoyed today's episode. Let's guess. I love you, Brooke, so much. Happy birthday. Happy Thanksgiving. I love you, Lauren. Thank you. Happy everything. Happy life.

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