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Are you in love?

Can we please just open the episode like that? Hello and welcome back to the Canceled Podcast.

She's confused. She's confused. Sorry, I just took over like...

Are you in love? Hello.

Don't move to Hawaii. I'm going to miss you.

He's here right now, actually, in.

My room. He's downstairs. You're in love. You brought him back.

With her. What's his name? No, I came home. I said, I miss you. Please come. Very different.

He doesn't even know his name. Is he a football player? No, he's not.

He's everything and more, actually, the sweetest human. You know how I know it's bad? Because I normally want to be a disrespectful piece of shit to a man. I'm like, No, I have to be good.

How long has- Be good. He makes you finish then.

All the time.

Because I heard... I heard you on another podcast and say that you would tell them, like that's it.

I'm.

Such a weird bitch about that. If I have sex with someone and it's bad.

Afterwards, I'm like- I wish I told so many of all of them. Yeah. I did it for.

A long time. Then I woke up one day and I was like, You have to know. -you have to know.

-i'm helping you.

-yeah, teach them. -i think that's like laughing at someone when they're not funny. It's like positive.

Reinforcement that they.

Don't deserve it.

I always.

Give a laugh. I have to give a laugh. I won't, because then they keep doing.

Funny things, and I can't have that.

I give a laugh. I've sometimes witnessed her give a really nice compliment. Not that you're so fake. We give a nice compliment, laugh, and then we get back into the reason you do it. She's like, I hated that entire time. I'll be like, You know what? We'll grip with each.

Other's legs under a table while they're laughing.

I can fake it if someone... I just won't.

I will. Even if I do a glam trial where someone's auditioning to do my hair for a show, I'll be like, You nailed it. You too. And then they leave and you're like, I'm never again. And you're like, Flat iron.

Curled hair, and it's.

Since-i'm like, Never hired them ever again. That was horrible. My team was like, We don't know how you feel.

Yeah, at all. But I'm the same way I can't stomach them thinking it's bad. I can't hear someone's feelings. I can't hear someone's feelings at all. I freak out. I'm so happy you guys are here.

Thanks for saying yes.

I didn't know I was going to be on this until five minutes ago. I'm so happy to.

Be here. I figured as much as like, does he know that?

She's like, Yeah. I know, and it was just.

He wanted to. Of course I did.

What are you wearing?

Why do you look so fancy? I'm wearing Target.

I don't know. Come on.

What are these shoes?

I feel like they're like a... They are.

Oh, my God. The shoes are so fancy. I can't say for the next minute, but they're so...

You don't know about this? No, they're so... You don't know about the day, God? I just can't say. You can't say it. Oh, great.

You know what I mean? I love. I love you don't know about this. I'm so confused. Come on. Get with it. I know.

I'm so happy to be here. What? I can't.

Remember that this is crucial.

No, I just want to say thank you both. How we met Ms. Megan? We were at the Tate McCray show, and I turned to the right and I just see a lady waving at me, like a sexy, sexy lady over there being like, Hi. And I just think it's.

Just.

Sexy.

-of course, you're sexy. -i can throw up and cry. I'm so happy. Thank you.

For that. Are you confused? She's so confused.

I'm serious. She doesn't know. Yeah, she is. All the time. She's like, I look like trash. I wear consistently.

Right? She's like, I have no extensions, my hair. I'm like, Her hair is like a good hair. I look like Mr. Clean without the hair. That's hair.

Wait, also, you were blonde and I loved it.

Yes, she didn't know it was a wig until right now. She walks up and she goes, Where's the blonde? I go, I don't know, in a drawer or somewhere.

No, you look so good. Really? I'm trying to convince her. I have been forever.

Do what? It's the problem that I look like Michael Jackson without makeup on when I have brown hair. No, she doesn't.

It's like-I can't tell you. It's a delusion. No, she doesn't.

It's a delusion. It's a delusion. It's you in.

The mirror? Yeah, probably. No. I've seen you without makeup.

On every single TikTok, and I love it. You're so sweet.

I think in high school I had dark brown hair, and this is before I had a nose job, okay? And I was super pale and I wanted to be a spray tan, so it was like, I love your nose. -i love your spray tan. I really looked like Michael Jackson, and I think that's ingrained in my brain forever. I'll always feel.

Like-okay, that's why-I think that's probably the only person.

Saying that you.

Look like Michael Jackson. I have a big crush on Michael Jackson.

Okay, period. I just get this.

Adorned by people.

I own it. That's why.

I'm the millennial that can't do the middle part because that was me at 12, very chubby and insecure with the middle part. I'm like, I just card you. Everyone's like, Stop partying it, you old lady. I'm about to switch.

Back to the side part, too, I think. It's like when you're wholesome, you have a side part. No, really?

I can't do myself.

You're not a new wholesome, Mara. People rocket.

You rocket. You rocket. You look great. I do not. I'm just thinking of something.

I'm really trying to lean into it. You do.

Look like Mother Thanksgiving right now. Mother Thanksgiving.

Is.

Incredible. -the sweater, all you need is the Selena Jones blanket and to look after Linda.

And.

A cup of coffee.

-and to see that Tricia Cos played it. She got the exact blanket.

-what hasn't Tricia Cos played. I think everything... A meme could drop tomorrow and she'll be on it today.

-there was this random photo, this random paparazzi photo of Addison Rae just walking down the street reading Brittany.

Spears- You can't do. -britney Spears's book. -you cannot walk and read. -nobody can walk.

And read that. -you can't do that. Also, wasn't halfway through the book, and she had.

Just bought it.

-came out that morning. -i love her.

Tricia dressed up as that photo for Halloween. And it was like how niche, how smart. It's so Tricia Cosas. -it's incredible.

-it's so smart. What did you do for Halloween?

We dress up as monsters Inc. We went to two houses with my babies. I have children. -who were you?

Who are you? You look so fucking wholesome.

And cute. I was Mike Woizowski's girlfriend, Cecilia.

I didn't mean you.

Have to- With the snakes. With the snakes in my hair. And it wasn't cute, and we got like, barely a picture. We tried.

To get that. I think you have the cutest babies.

They're really long gone.

The.

Cutest kids I've ever seen. I was praying that they would come out of the car, seriously.

Should have made them do a video for you. Are you going to pop in on my house? I was like, No. You're not at all to my house. They'd be running right now. Well, one of them.

We just had a friend giving here, and she walks in. I'm like, There's a hair extension on the counter. There's a bikini in the fireplace. It's November. Oh, that's why I was popping. There's a sangria out on.

The floor of the roof. I walked in and I was like, Yeah, this is where Tana lives.

This is.

What everyone expects. This is a very tame person.

I was just so scared.

I thought it was cleaner than I thought it.

Would be. I called everyone today. I was like, Can someone please come and clean right now? I'm making trainers.

Coming over. I was spiraling. It's like a version of the original hype house.

Oh, my God. Wait, class.

You're in trouble. Don't say that. That's an insult.

Don't say that. I had a dream last night that I went to the hype house and someone stabbed me. I'm sorry. That was a trauma dump. -like Charlie De Milleon. -right. Like a spinny hacker with a knife.

I don't know. It wasn't the original, but the second one where you were neighbors with them, that's where the first time I ever saw you. We didn't speak, but I obviously knew who you were, and I was so scared. -you went to the hype house? -i had mutual friends. It was when I was in a past relationship on the internet. -so we had some mutual.

Friends who were there.

-no, you weren't a past relationship on the internet. I wasn't. But we had mutual friends there, so we were just... The friends who were bringing us didn't live there, but we ended up at the hype house. You were there, and I saw you walk past. I almost said hello, but then I was like, I can't right now.

What was I doing?

You were making videos in that top little yard up there. It was probably.

Me and the Lopez Brothers and Olivia Ponton. Everyone was doing cartwheels. I actually remember this day.

100%. And you were just wearing a large T-shirt. That was the problem that day. Versace white sunglasses. Stop. Stop. I can.

Remember.

It so well. That's the.

Worst thing I've actually ever heard. The problem was I was neighbors with them, so everyone would come over ready, and I would just roll out of my pajamas and be like, Stop. Who wants to keep me relevant? Youn't know what to do. They did. And it worked. It worked.

And it worked, and look where we.

Are now. And now you're king of that, staying relevant online.

You so beyond our... I want to-.

Wait, can you... We were asking about this earlier. Can you explain the situation of how you guys got together? -were childhood friends? -oh, childhood friends.

-or like- Childhood friends.

From Nantucket, Massachusetts.

-okay, but you've had- -So you're live.

For fun. -yeah, so.

We're live for fun. No, but he did visit Nantucket a lot. And I was like, that's-Yes, I'm in. No, no, no, in his childhood.

Okay, the actual story. Megan asked me to do her podcast. She's like, Sure. I came over and we did that. Then she was like, Let's come with TikTok ideas. I was like, I will. One of them was like, Oh, why don't we pretend we're childhood friends? Because I had grown up, my family and I grew up going to Nantucket every summer, and I knew she grew up on Nantucket. I was like, We have that weird connection, so why not make it a thing? We photoshopped a photo of us.

As children. You did it. We have multiple of that.

Yeah, we have multiple.

We did it. We have this.

Record the past.

We did it.

I believed it. Really? Yes. The way.

You guys interact, though, is so loving and cute. We have the same birthday.

When's.

Your.

Birthday?

December 22nd. And we're turning 30.

-she's turning 30. -together. -i'm turning 30.

This week. You're only turning 30. -what?

30?

She's only turning 30. She's only turning 30.

You have two kids. I know.

No, you look like a baby child. It's just that you popped them out already.

I'm trying, bro. I'm so excited. Because if I was older, I'm going to be so tired. No, that's so-I need two more and I don't know how I'm going to get them in and out.

I feel like this isn't going to make it into the podcast, actually, the more that I say it out loud. You were just telling me the brutal aftermath of you having a child, but not.

So brutal. Oh, my pussy is my mom.

Oh, she's talked about that. Oh, I talked about it all the time. This would be me in the podcast.

I texted my doctor on the.

Way and was like, What is it called? She didn't answer. But there's a lot going on, my pelvic floor. All the muscles and your poon-pon and your butt hole are like... I'm like clench all day. I'm anxious. I'm like... And that can.

Cause me to hit.

You are Keeling, though. But I've had it my whole life because my whole sex career, it was always painful. I'm 30 years old. I have two children and a husband, and I'm now waking up, realizing, Oh, when the penis goes in, it's not supposed to hurt.

Yeah, but a.

Lot of people have that and don't.

Even know it. I love that your brother is right here too. He has hurt at all. I said, Heads up, I'm going to talk about pussy today.

He was like, Yeah. As you do on the.

Canceled Podcast. Because more people need to talk about it because I've seen eight doctors and they're like, This is very common, but because of society and because you're a woman, you just don't speak about your pain and just go through it.

I was like- Yeah, that's why so many people don't even know. They think that's how it's supposed to be.

They don't even know. Yeah, they think that's how it's supposed to be. I thought I was like, Yeah, it's always hurtful.

Can't they go in.

And-stretch me? I wish. I have to do a year of PT of some woman going in there and-Dilating. -and then me. Yeah. Our best friend has to do that. Her name is Jill, and she's very gentle. But she can't even go in there yet because my outside, my lips have another problem that I didn't know it was going on. Oh, shit. But they are really... So when I would have sex, it felt like glass. I guess? No. I was like, All right, babe, I got to be.

With you. I'd be.

A better person. I'd be a better person.

I'd be like such a better person if my life wasn't revolving around getting dick. If it's just like... Sure.

Wait, my life isn't revolving getting dick.

That's what I'm saying. That's why you're a better person than me. Do you know what I mean?

I love him. Yes. I felt like glass, and I was like, no, scientifically something's probably fucked up. And it was my chemicals are so mixed up my hormones. What the fuck? I have no T, no testosterone. How do.

They fix that? Is there a solution?

I went to multiple doctors. I got laser the other day and I have to do it two more times, and then I have to do- Do you.

Do lip filler?

Like, hold on. Yeah, I have to do... Eventually, I can get Botox up there to tell the muscles literally stop. Then I have to do cream. I haven't started, but I'm going to take six months. Wait, do I.

Need Botox? Do I need pussy Botox? Anywhere I.

Can get Botox, I will.

I have to do cream for six months, morning and night in a suppository, is that what it's called? We put it in you and it leaks out on you. I was like, Six months? How do we make it four? She's like, Well, you could do this laser treatment. I was like, I'll do it. I don't have time for this. What is this?

Star Wars in my post.

Right now. But I also, as sad as it is and how traumatic I was like, Oh, 30 years, I thought, ouchy, and that's right. No, but it's exciting because I'm going to finally have really awesome, not painful. -yeah, it's awesome. It felt good sometimes, but there is always pain. But I was just like, That's normal. It's not. If you're having pain out there, check with the doctor and you're not alone.

I swear to God, I know not for one minute, though, when we start having this conversation, I was like, You're mine. I think it's a stranger. I was like, I love you. Let me tell you all my plus. We just barbed it immediately.

-that's like, isn't it your job, too?

Yeah, absolutely.

All the plusing. If you're having pain, I'll just.

Worry about you. No, and I just knew in that moment, I was like, I immediately love this woman because obviously I've seen you my whole life and you're such an icon and a musical icon, but you don't necessarily always know what someone's personality is going to be like, and you're just actually so funny and awesome. And I love to. So is Chris. Chris has always had my back. When you don't have to. It hurts your brand, I think, how much you defend me. No, never, never, never. I would steer.

Away from that, seriously.

I don't care. Did you.

Put sunscreen on? I know. I'm not. I'm so sorry.

We are so not a company. It's okay.

I'm getting.

A nice little tan.

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They'll.

Never go back.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Not yet, but maybe. I thought you were.

Going to be.

My.

Sister, bitch. I met a boy. They say I love you to each other. They have a.

Three days ago. No, we don't.

I said that to my boy. I said that to.

My man. I want to say it so bad, though. Say it, bitch. Just say it.

Don't say it. I said it to my man. Well, I made him say it first. He said, I'm enamored by you. I was like, Enamored?

He said, Enamored? I would be.

Shut myself. I was like, Because he wouldn't say it.

I was like, Just say it. He's like, I think I'm falling in.

Love with you. How did you guys meet? Through Chloe.

Grace Moritz, the actress.

That's a really iconic way to be.

-i know, dude. I'm trying to say like, She's so cool. She was dating Brooklyn Beckham at the time. Perfect. You're slow. I had no idea who he was. I was such a loser. I had no idea who he was. I remember she was telling me, Yeah, Brooklyn's mom gave me this shirt because she was a really famous clothing line. I was like, That's so cool. You guys fit. You're the same size. I thought it was her own personal shirt.

It's such a dumb mix. I was like, What is a.

Thoughtful mom?

Victoria Beck, I'm quoting mine. Yeah. Then I always remember, too, the Paparazzi would hound all of us, and he would chase after them and be very protective. I was like, God, he cures so much. They were all probably after him, and he probably recognized them. I was like, It's crazy how famous we are.

I was.

Like, I'm the whole guy.

I'm so like that. Do you ever get a paparazzi shop? But it's not because of you, but you're like, I'm so famous. I get like, in the background.

Have you guys seen Brooklyn Beckham's cooking videos?

Of course. They're my.

Favorite.

Things on the channel.

I haven't watched.

Too many of them. He blow torches his grilled cheese. -he goes so above and above.

-he has time. -yes, he does. -on his hands. Do you have a hobby? I would.

Sell my soul right now for a blow-torched grilled cheese.

-yeah.

-i just don't feel.

Like there's ever a situation where you have to do that.

-i don't think there is. I don't think there is. But again, when you have time on your hands like that, that's what.

You're going to do. I also have IBS.

I have a blow-torch in the kitchen.

Do you?

Yeah, I just found out.

Yeah, she's tank on it all.

-really?

-she's a sibo.

Wait, what do you mean you just found out?

-hotgirls have IBS, though.

-hotgirls, I heard. -yeah. I know, it's a real fact. -i know, I'm starting to feel left out about it.

-i know, I'm starting to feel left out about it. How do you not have it? I probably do. Yeah. Do you have consistent, gorgeous poops?

Yes, she does.

Really? Then you don't.

Have it. I was a constipated gal my entire life.

Yeah, definitely not constipated. What? But I'm irritable, for sure.

I take a lot of Colase and a lot of Mirox. Boyfriends? Oh, no, not boyfriend. But, I'm just like, love of my life. Boyfriend, because it's my B-T- Okay. Are you here? Are you in the room with us? Are you here? Are you here?

Are you here? Are you here?

Are you in the room with us? We can also cut this out because I don't know if this is right. Were you ever dating Jeff?

No.

No, not.

At all. Just the hoin.

And the love of sex. I didn't know that. Never. No.

And you've never even... No.

Nothing. You did love that. They made out. You did.

Love that. No, no, no.

I'm done. I'm done with the I just.

Told him the other day that I don't want to have sex with him because I know exactly what it would be like, and there's no need for that. It would be too much. -like you're brother or something. -what would it be like? Like you're with her or something. It would.

Be like- Hooking up with your best friend.

Obviously, the weird shit, the weird demeanor would just weird me out. I feel like it would be me riding him for five minutes. I'm not going to come, and then we're going to watch sports highlights after. I love him too much to allow that to.

Happen between- Okay. Then he would fall.

Extra hard. I don't think so. I don't know. It's very brotherly sisterly. We just played up for the camera because we said you would ride him.

I don't know.

We just said you would ride him. Totally, yes.

Understand. Do you go right to the writing?

No. Oh, my God, no. That's like- What? No, that's advanced. I think it would just be the set-up there.

Is that for.

Show or that? No, no. Oh, my God. Are you ever like... If you are writing, dick. Let's just say sometimes there's like something on the TV and you're like, low key, just watching the show.

I watched all of Bridgerton like that. I'm not kidding.

You mean what?

I don't even want to repeat myself at all.

What did she say? She watched all of Bridgerton while.

Writing dick. No, that makes sense.

That's. That makes sense.

I was just laying there. Okay, good. You did.

It.

Yourself. Perfect. I was going to say that's like...

No.

I was like, no. I was like, she's beating it. No, no.

Perfect. Anyway, tell us about Kris Jenner. What does she smell like?

Kris Jenner, what does she smell like? Yeah. She smells successful. She smells kind.

How did you guys meet? When I saw that music video for I Am Your Mother, I did not know you guys knew each other, and I was just like, so glad.

She's my president.

Yeah, mine too. She's my queen, my everything. We got to work with it. That was crazy.

Yeah, a day.

With Chris. We have a mutual friend through my management. My dream, I was like, three months pregnant, I was exhausted, and I was like, I just did made you look like full dance video. I was like, I don't know if I have an enemy to do that all over again. What if we just had some other queen do it and they're like a legendary mom like Kris Jenner.

Yeah, well, there is nobody else, really.

She is mother. And my team was like, Not now. I was like, All right.

That was so amazing.

Then on my birthday, I got the call that she said yes, and I was sobbing.

Oh, my God. That was insane. Almost a year ago. I mean, what a crazy birthday.

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I'm all right here. I'm 25.

You're 25? Okay, hey, 98.

I know a lot of people think I'm 30. A lot of people think.

I'm 30. Because you.

Just told me you were 30.

I'll take it. I'll take that.

Your energy gives 30, though. Very sensible.

It was the rehab at 19. Oh, my God.

That was very good. Absolutely.

Understandable.

Yeah.

-understandable. -that was so fun. Rehab? It's chaos. -rehab? There are some fun points to it, but then you try to seek pleasure in watching craziness go down.

Whenever she's in drinking, she'll force me to drink twice as much. Yeah, I.

Got more into post-rehab, I think, because I was like, I got to live through someone now.

Oh, my God. That's a crazy clip. That's a take right there.

Well, right when I got out of rehab, your MTV show was a thing. Oh, my God. I needed rehab. I needed rehab, really.

-watching that. Yeah. Megan Traynor just looked at me and goes, Do you remember when you left Amari at the hospital after his surgery? That came out. She goes, I watched that in real time. That came out five years ago on MTV.

And you were fighting with your manager.

Yeah, it was such a toxic-What surgery did you try.

To be famous? -he was like, What surgery did you try to be famous?

He got his septum done, like deviated septum. But I didn't miss it. I was just late. I wasn't picking him up. I don't drive.

No, you chose sleep over him.

No, I'm not. And that is.

Not shocking. I'll miss you.

There's so much, obviously, to reality tell the vision. I know, that.

Show, they were like, drama, drama, drama. You were like, I have so much going on. I have a perfume that's coming on.

Are you ready for it? Why does.

He know that? It was. You watched all of this.

I love her. Oh, I love it. Oh, I love it. Shit like this is so mind-blowing to me.

I love YouTube and.

I love... Who did you like? What first got you into YouTube? What YouTubers did you watch? Or love?

Are we going right now? I loved watching Trisha cry on her kitchen floor.

I'm a chicken nugget. I'll never forget that.

I was there with her. -oh, every phase of Trisha.

Every single one.

Also, it was just so remarkable seeing everyone try to take her down over and over again. -and watching her never give up. -i made a video a while ago, I think years ago, where I was like, Tricia Pettus has taught us that you decide when you're canceled. No one can cancel you if you've decided you're not canceled, because every time something would happen to her, she just kept posting and just kept pushing through. Now she has become uncancelable.

That's why she loves her so much.

That's literally the full story. I feel like you're there.

That's what we were going for with the name of this podcast, Swinging and Missing, because we were so.

Scared, really. My mom is terrified right now. She goes, It's called Canceled? Are they going to try to cancel you? A lot of.

People do think that.

They're like, Mom, come on, and get gotten canceled, really.

No one's come on and you're not canceled.

Hey, hey, hey. Let's get.

Started.

Right now.

I have a nice career right now.

When was the last time you apologized online?

Whoa, great question. Christopher.

I remember one YouTube video of you, but that was a long time ago.

I think it just used to be a different time. I think it used to be a different time. I apologize for the bronze because... I was like, white shirt. But who's counting? It was the worst day of my life or anything.

What were you apologizing for in that video?

Let's stop. You're trying to tell us.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll tell you, obviously. But I just think it's different now. You just have to sit down and make a whole apology video. That was the only way the internet would take it seriously. Now we come on here every week and I'm like, Hey, sorry about that one thing I said last week. People just, I think, are more accepting to growth. They're almost like the canceled narrative is changing.

Well, because everyone, I think, learned that it just went in circles because no matter what, you say whatever and people are going to stay mad. The only thing that will actually get you back on your feet is taking time off or just continuing on. Yeah, showing growth. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and showing that you've changed. Because you could say the one thing that so many people are asking you to do, and then everyone's going to say, Well, that's a lie, or you're just saying that because people told you to say it. It's like, Right, I'm trying to hold myself accountable like everyone else is asking you.

To do this. Yeah, and you realize you're never going to please anyone, and that's just a whole thing that I think comes with fame or whatever.

Yeah, you taught me that. You were like, Oh, nothing on here is real. So it's all good. And I.

Was like, That's great.

What's real is my beautiful kids.

Yeah. Stop. I need to get knocked.

Up tomorrow.

Come on, get pregnant. I want to be pregnant at the same time as you. Tricia and I.

Keep saying that. Do it with your Hawaiian boy. I'll do.

It with you. I'm trying.

Please don't do it.

Do it.

I'll do it.

You don't do it. Who are you going to do it with? For a second. Anyone. Oh, Chris. Us. Us.

We're just going to have a little-I know. I know.

I know. I know. Oh, and it would be so... I feel like you'd be so good at the exploiting your kids thing.

We.

Did that.

No, you're giving birth and he just shows up to the hospital with a coffee. I brought you there. I brought you there. I think you're probably the.

Best.

Strategy. Well, the strategy would be hopefully not exploiting them to the point of making them feel like they can't make their own decisions.

That's how I feel, bro. It's terrifying because we don't know what it's like for kids who have... Well, not yet. We know some, but since birth have been on YouTube. I guess some of them are 13 now and they're.

Talking about it. I just think there's a difference in sharing your family because you enjoy it. It versus sharing your family because you need to make money off of it. Because it's been a thing ever since social media became a thing that people have a kid and they're like, Oh, my God. I love my kid. I'm going to post something.

About him. See, that's what I'd say too. If I wasn't famous, I'd post him because he's so damn cute. As long.

As your content is still centered around you, I feel like it's fine. It's when your kids are like, The.

Family channels have always given me the egg a little.

Then they're having their, Toddler, do a get ready with me, and it's like, okay, this.

Is getting- What if the toddler actually wants Play-Doh? Let's just maybe implore.

That idea. You can tell, I feel like, at this point, when it's been put on and parents are having their children work in a way.

That'slike that will always scare this shit.

Out of me. That's going to be tough.

Also, if you're doing it and you're getting paid, make sure your kid gets paid, too. Start their bank account and give that. If they're in that, they're working. Give them money. I've seen kids who were famous as famous actors, and then their parents took all their money, and.

Now.

They're adults and they're lost in the world.

Which is so crazy. Crazy. Especially the... Now there's so many great regulations on child acting, but years.

And years of it. It's bitter. Yeah, it's crazy. It's so bad.

But it's fucking nuts.

How is your tour? What's the craziest part of tour?

Oh, the craziest part? Because I.

Hate Tor.

Don't reel it in. Come on.

Sorry.

I love tour, and I'm going to tour this year in 2024. Me? Yeah. I'm going to drag your asses on stage and make you dance.

Absolutely. Can't wait. I will be there in a heartbeat. Yes. Imagine the cancel book that's open for Megan? In a heart. I'll imagine the canceled podcast opens for Megan. Do one of your rap songs.

Oh.

God. Why do you guys know everything? Why do you.

Guys know everything?.

Yes, but no. Do that one. I'm like, Yes, no.

We.

Could bring it back. But you love door? I love so many aspects of it. I'm sure what you're saying is it's not like you don't love the highs of tour. It's just very game- Yeah. There's a lot of things that...

I've never done it with children, so that'll be different.

Oh, yeah. Are they.

Going to bring your kids? I can't be two months without them.

Yeah, so they're coming on that bus. They're going to come on that bus. And they're seeing the world. That would be fun.

That would be fun, I bet.

That is so fun. Are you kidding?

I feel like we like it. It'll be easier. We're going to do a bus tour now. What did you do last time? What were you doing before? We were doing just.

Planes and hotels. That's like the Dingle Ball tours.

It was.

Just a lot of like... Totally just like that.

Getting from place to place is.

Hard to do.

That's exactly it.

You're looking at the book as well. So you've never been.

On the bus.

I've done a bus tour... I did a tour, but Brooke hasn't yet. I think you just get way more sleep. Oh, on the bus? Because you're not having the airport and TSA and check-in and do it every single day. Are they flying private most of the time? But not on tour because then you're losing the profitability. You're flying private? The profitability. I'm not flying private.

You're not flying it anywhere.

Only if it's like a banger deal.

A banger deal? There's no such thing as a banger deal. Is there a coupon? Even if it's the cheapest private jet ever, it's always.

Going to be way too much.

Money to find on a flight.

I know, I'm kidding.

-i'm not. -it never makes financial... It never.

Makes financial sense. But you can find empty legs where it's like, essentially, someone owns a jet and they have to get it from here to here anyways.

How are you doing? Is there a website you're.

Going on? No, we do that. We're living fully just like our jet charters. Yeah, shut up. I don't want to.

Be a- Don't you have a lot of billionaire friends? A couple because- Or just the one that.

Wants to be famous? But I'm starting to realize that that's not my journey anymore. Billionaires? Yeah.

Good.

For you, right?

Wow. So it wasn't fun out there?

It was fun.

But you want to be the rich man.

I think that I'm at that point that I would rather just be around people who make me really happy and not financially compromise.

Joy. I always used to have...

Did you think you're joy?

She took right at my ass. Megan looks to me before this podcast and she goes, You have to stop vaping. You're going to have a poop sack.

Something bad is going.

To happen. Does that look real? I feel like.

That's how we get canceled is.

Talking about poop sacks.

People get their lungs caught up, bro. It's killing them faster than cigarettes. Have you not seen the documentaries?

I have, I guess, but I just pretend they're not real.

You see the new one.

The jewel one? No, I can't watch that one because I know I'd be sitting there vaping.

Hand-watching it. Do you quit when you do your 75 hard? No. Okay, so it's 75 soft.

There's nothing hard about her 75 hard at all.

You're 75 soft. You just don't drink?

I just don't drink. I try to do more during that time period, though. Okay, yeah. Like work out and try to read, listen to an audio book.

Listen to me. You don't have children. Get up.

What?

Get up and- Get up and do something. Before I had kids, what the fuck was I doing? What do you mean? I wasted so much time sleeping.

How so? Oh, no. I was just sleeping.

I'm doing that.

Right now. Yeah. When you have kids and you're up at 6:00 every day, you're like, What did I do before? I do wake up at 6:00 every day. You don't have nannies? What did I not accomplish before?

Do you have no nannies? I have one that is there Monday through Friday from 8:00 to 5:00. It's very helpful. It's not enough. There's another one. So now that there's two, there's no breaks.

You wake up at 6:00 AM. I mean, that's fair. That is.

Really fair. On the weekends, daddy Daryl's home right now with my mom.

I think I just love sleep more than anything else. Not even in a depressive way. It's just the best thing ever.

It's the best. Do you still have insomnia?

So bad. You still do. How do you know that?

Because I remember you used to tweet out at 4:00 AM and stuff like that. Last night? I would be in college, and I would occasionally get up early to go to the gym, and you would still be tweeting during your night out. Oh, God.

That's horrible. I went to bed last night at midnight, and I was like, Oh, my God, this is perfect. I'm going to be so rest. That is a good time. Woke up at 3:00. Oh, perfect. Didn't go back to bed until 6:30. Just laid there and twiddled my little thumbs. Okay. Your eyes closed.

Wait, are you on your phone?

No, last night I was just laying there like, actually, just eyes closed no, but I'm awake.

I hate that. That's the worst. I've had that. That's what an zombie is?

And then your thoughts are just like, What are you thinking about?

What are you thinking about? Your love?

Your guys next to you wake him up.

I was going to, but he was so peaceful.

I can't have someone sleeping next to me. It's like if I'm.

Suffering, you also wake up. You can't do that. You can wake someone up? Well, that's not fair. I say that to my husband. He puts something on, though, and he's so tired because of kids. But we put something on and we're in bed at 9:00. It's gorgeous. It's a beautiful life. We're showered in bed, kids are asleep, we're like... Then we sit in bed and we put on a show and he's snoring in five seconds.

It's always the snoring. I'm like, Oh, no. I do also remember to snore.

I don't think so. I hope not.

I can't put that much.

No, it's a thing. I get weird, too. I'll just start hurting you a little in your sleep. If you keep snoring, I'll pinch you a little. Oh, I smack you.

I'll just tell them like, You're joking. Then they'll stop. They're dying next.

To.

Me. It works. They don't remember it.

No, I can't. I can't.

Yeah, Megan, she's out of commission at 6:30 PM. I know not to contact anymore. That's bath time. From 6:30 to 7:30. If I get a FaceTime from her, I'm like, What? It's late night with Megan Trader.

It's like 7:30. My managers, it took them a half a year to figure out. From 6:30 to 7:30, you do not FaceTime me because I am putting the kids to bed. -yeah, it makes sense. -they'll get too excited. Rylan will be like, Phone? Phone? Who's on the phone? I'm like.

No one's on the phone. No, that's completely understandable.

I've never suggested that we do something past 4:00 PM even, because I know it's not. When I see her at night, it's a rare form.

I love a boundary, though. Those are boundaries, and that's on period. That's why she's that bitch.

-that's why she, that's fine. That's also, person will never give up and never surrender, and I love that about her, and that's why I love her forever. She always vibrates, invites me to her miraculous parties like a day before.

And they're always- You.

Were like, Kai, can I- You were like, By the way, I'm having the biggest Halloween party ever. If you want to come tomorrow, it's like, whatever.

I was like, No. I don't.

Have a costume or a babysitter.

It started at 10:00 PM.

You're like, If you're panicking, that's fine, too. I was like, I'm not.

Going to.

Make it. But she does want to be invited.

I want to be invited to Paris. Always invites me. She doesn't invite me to another. I've never gone once. I live and I go, Yes, I'm still in the list. But I've never gone. And I'm just so.

Grateful that she's still- I've always had to say no to Paris as well. Really? Why? Because I've never been in town.

I've never had to say no to Paris.

What the fuck? I've done some of the craziest things, actually. If I look at my whole 25 years of life and I think about crazy, at her parties, the things that go down there are like- Right.

I'm asleep. I even went to her wedding, and.

I- You went to her wedding?

Yeah. I love that. That is so amazing. The most beautiful thing ever, except I left early because I was asleep. I was you. I was like, I'm.

Getting up at 6:00. We got to get out of here. You went to her wedding?

Did I have a wedding? Yes, and I'm redoing it, too. Are you? Yeah, for my 30. Did you go to the first one? No, we didn't know.

Each other. I mean, I did. I did know her.

I did. I did know her. But I just.

Did it in my backyard with a bunch of Christmas lights.

You guys' friendship is so interesting to me, and I want to know. The wind is crazy. Do you come up with all of her social media ideas? Are you creative? I call her.

Not all of them. Sometimes she goes rogue. I had.

A today. I said, I know this is cheeky, but I mean this myself.

Sometimes she goes rogue. You can probably go on her page and know which one she did herself.

You can tell. I did the Christmas one today.

For the most part, yes, I would say.

Also, I'm here to promote my song with Jimmy Fallon. He'll wrap me up.

There's no way. Wait, did a Jimmy Fallon? Wait, he did a Jimmy Fallon? He's so good. He's so talented. He's so good.

He's singing? Yes. He's the nicest guy in the world. He plays guitar. He's so nice. I'm trying to go everywhere and promote the song.

It's a Christmas song.

Yeah, it's really cute. It's going to be on the radio.

Everywhere we go. It is already. I called Chris yesterday and I was like, Hey, I'm going to be in Glam tomorrow. Do you have any good ideas that I could promote.

For him? Then I create a little notes up of all of my ideas for her. He's like, Do this. Have you seen the new- Megan, November 19th. Oh, my God. Then it's.

Just a little- Wait, that's actually so awesome. What do you feel like, Mageek?

Oh, no, you're revealing our tricks. What?

Yeah, that's.

What.

We do. I know. What made you so good at this? Did you just always grow up on socials and just.

Create- Yeah, I guess just general obsession with social media already. Plus, when I was doing it just by myself, I would see singers or famous people get on TikTok and try to do it. For the most part, a lot of them do not know what they're doing. Unless you're a Kim and North and you have a North, you're not...

It's a hard interface to just learn. It's really tough. It's a totally tough.

I would not do it. I was like, If I just had access to that, to any of these celebrity social media.

We could just have them- Our videos popped off, our first ones we ever did, and I was like, We should do this more.

I think the first one we ever posted together got a million views in 20 minutes, and we were like, Okay, I guess we should keep going.

Not for.

Other people at all.

I do.

We encourage him, too.

Yes. Some of.

Them, yeah. Yeah, I would.

Get so tired. I feel like do not work for anybody else.

I'm like, So- No, I see people's page and I go, Chris, you need to help them. You need to help them.

You know people are looking for specifically you now. I remember someone was hiring for- Everyone goes, How did you get Chris? -i think like Normani or something. They specifically used you as an example. We need somebody exactly like that for that.

No, that is pretty crazy. I've heard in big meetings, people are putting my shit up and being like, This is the formula we need to follow.

She has a Prisolson. Yeah, all we need to get.

No matter what Monty thing you're talking about, it was actually crazy. It was like seeking gay, social media, obsessed like Prisolson. It was actually insane. And we were.

So mad. That is pretty insane. I mean, because.

I- -The requirement was gay, too. He had to be gay.

It's an important point.

-it's important.

-i don't think I'm like, I wouldn't put myself out there as like, Well, I am clearly just the best person to do this. I think I'm just someone who scrolls a lot, so I know what someone should post. But there's tons of people who would be able to do that as well. We just linked at a perfect time also. It's also a.

Crazy gig, too, because you have to get to know the person. That's why being besties really helps. I love you. Because he's like, You know when you talk about your anal fissures and stuff? Or he's like, What are you willing to talk about? I was like, My anal fissure. And he's like, This will be hilarious. Let's do a video about this. Or he's like, You're so funny in this category. Why don't you show that more? It's really intimate job, too.

That's actually awesome. Yeah, it wouldn't have worked out if we weren't friends. Because there are other people who, if they're promoting a project, I'll get called on to do a little thing with them. I can work it out for a few videos, but I can tell that.

It's like- Not going to be a long term. -going to be a four.

This is not going to be great. This is not going to be great. Yeah, nothing ever feels like force. -not going to be great. -yeah, nothing ever feels like force.

-yeah. -have you ever met a celebrity that you just absolutely hated? I want another... Even if you bleep it, can I just know? Can we bleep it?

We can bleep it. -okay, oh, my God.

I promise we can bleep it.

I'll send it all to you. -okay, while we're bleeping it, I did not love delivering coffee to you.

-you know what?

She gives me bad news. -i'm sorry. I had a good.

Experience with that one. I know, and a lot of people have had good experiences with her, but a lot of people have also had not great experiences with her.

No, she picks.

And chooses. I did it. As soon as I walked in the room, the energy was not good. I know. If it's not there, it'll.

Never be there. I just.

Felt that I wasn't... I'm never then just going to be like, Okay, well, sorry. I was being so nice and so sweet the whole time. Her team very clearly was also trying to get her excited about... I know I've got this, but she was just like, Okay, what am I? What? I was like- Oh, no. -i'm just going to deliver this. I've brought it from across the country. It's this little bit I've done. Then I showed her a few of them. She's like, Okay.

I've noticed it's really hard to explain to really famous people what this world is.

No, it is just like... I've always said that one of the things that comes with this job is you meet so many of your idols and your heroes, and not all of them are going to live up to the idea of who they are in your head or just in general. Yes.

I was like, It's going to be really easy. This is all I have to do. And she was like, Okay, sounds like you need me to direct this. She said that? She said that? No, she takes.

Control of everything.

And of course, I'm not going to be like, Well, no, I don't. I was like, Yes, whatever we need to do for you in the moment. You have to take this over.

They're going to.

Know who it is. But then it also did not perform well. You can feel it. And I knew it wasn't because I was like, This.

Isn't the way to do it. That's happened to me a lot. With working with different celebrities or TikTokers, and they'll hit me with that. Sounds like you need me to like, Let's do it like this. And then every time, it was like, If we just went with my vision.

Yes, and you know your page and you know how people react to your stuff.

There's a lot of moments where he makes me do a video and I'm like, This is garbage. I don't want to post this. I don't think this will do well, and it's 10 million views.

And he goes, Huh.

I'm like, Come on. I remember the last time you said that. Yeah, now he.

Gets me up and.

I'm like, Fuck. Which one was it? One of the first times that happened was the one thing about me trend, and she told a story about how she got paparazzied walking out of a sex shop with bags of items. Did you? And she was like, I cannot post this. She was like, This is so bad. I cannot do this. He's so funny. I was like, Can you please just keep it up for me and see what happens?

He's on the side like my cheater. Like, What? Bingo, baby.

I was like, Always behind the camera. I'm mirroring what she- But then-.

-that's awesome. Everyone needs that.

I also told him after 10 of them, I'm exhausted. I'm like, I need you. Ten is crazy. I know. I was like, I need you to be my fucking hype guy. I would change outfits and do what we would work all day. I'm like, I need you to be my fucking hype guy and lie to me and go, You're doing great. Now after everyone, he's like, You are gorgeous, you are beautiful, you are talented, and no one is you. That's the best thing ever.

Can we just quickly revisit the sex shop?

We should. We should always.

I'm going to keep talking to you.

Fine. Sorry.

But understand that. You never really told the story long form. You just-.

Because there's a truth and nobody believes me. I won't believe you. I promise I won't believe you. I'm going to just tell the real story because she's old enough now.

You don't have toname names.

Yeah, you're like, I have a different name names.

Okay, so my whatever. A family member. A family member. Okay. My cousin.

I have.

Many cousins. You don't know who it is. I experienced sex was painful forever. My cousins, I was trying to help her with a sex talk and was like, Yo, sex doesn't even feel good till you're in your 20s, because I figured out you can use toys as well. She was younger than me, so she was trying to figure it out. I was like, Just buy a vibrator. She was like, I can't just buy a vibrator. I live on this island, and my dad will get the mail. I was like, I'll get you one. For some reason, I fucking went to the store. When you're really trying to get you. While I was there, I was like-.

It took me way too long to find out.

See, the kids need to talk. Well, not the children. My cousins needed it. She was going to college. I was like, Let's prep. I was like, Everyone, you need to wear a condom. Don't suffer over these next three years. Yeah, I was like, Do not suffer. You're very special. I never got any sex talk, so I really was trying to help them out, which I did. I don't know why I chose to go to a store in person when I could have.

Ordered them online.

Two-day crime, baby.

But yeah, she was at... She was visiting. I was like, I'll be right back. I'm going to go get something. Then I got a bunch of stuff. My bag was big, so it was big black bag. We were just post-workout, so we looked horrific. It was me and my husband. He was wearing toe shoes, so I won't flag that immediately. I can't let this day down. I remember seeing someone staring at me and I was like, That's weird. I was like, I guess that was the paparazzi guy.

That is my favorite story ever. I have also- Another celebrity got pop coming out, but there was a huge... It was a see-through bag and there was a huge strap on in it. Her husband was with her.

I know Zach and Vanessa Hudgens got caught back in the day during high school musical, but I don't know who you're talking about.

I don't know, but it was someone who was about to get pegged and it was like...

See my bags are nice and big and black.

The last time I went sex toy shopping, I was buying a strap on and a bunch of fans noticed me, and I was.

Just standing there. Have you used a strap on on a dude?

What do you think? She sure has.

She sure has. How was it? My life was so boring. No, it's not.

You don't want to be happy with it, Megan. You don't want to be happy with it. I don't want to be happy. How was it? I don't want to do it.

How was it?

I want to do it.

It's so fun. You enjoyed it? Yeah. You loved it. And did he love it?

You shit all of your lips. No one's going to tell you. I'll tell you. Lick your lips.

I thought she meant you had shit all over your lips in the moment. She means, no, there's marinera.

Sauce on you. No, it's white powder. Fix it.

It's.

The bread. Lick-a-lic-a. There you go. Just like the movies. Okay.

Was it your suggestion or his?

Mine. I was just like, I really.

Want to do this.

And he was down. Who, what's it? No, it took a lot of convincing. Oh, my Lord.

There is no amount of convincing that should work in my opinion, and that's it. Well, no, it's not shameful. It's not shameful.

Stop shaming.

Us, bro. I'm not shaming anyone. What are you doing every time? Yeah.

He's stressing. You know what? Good point. I just happened to know it was bright pink.

Oh, you were there.

Yeah, I was there, her. I was directing the scene.

Perfect.

Oh, man, anyways. The weather. Wait, was it a.

Boyfriend or.

Was it a fling? I don't want to- You don't want to give too much to her. -make it to where the people could find this person because I don't think that's their journey. Oh, my God.

I.

Know exactly what it is.

Are they a public person? Sure.

It's a sex.

Oh, Price.

You guys. Oh, my God. Guys.

It's okay.

We're.

So nice for a lot.

Oh.

My God. No.

-price panicking. She's like, Oh, no.

No, I love it.

-thank you. -yeah. We went to touch on that, but then we were on the sun, so we moved on from conversation. But I will just say you having my back so hard during that.

Little- Of course.

-silly rice sitch was so sweet to me. I was like, Well, Chris Olson, you don't.

Have to do that. Yeah. In my head, I understand that you do have a different vibe on social media than everyone who maybe watches my videos. But I don't think I'm exiting my brand to defend you. You deserve to be defended in that way. No, that's so sweet.

That's actually just so sweet.

That's so sweet. The recap.

The recap. You want to tell her?

What's the recap?

Well, there was a guy on the internet who I had... Bryce. I had... Bryce, who had seen-.

I just can't be clips saying it again.

I had just seen them. You guys have been friends, and he just made a video being.

Like- Oh, I did see this. Fuck that guy. Sorry.

We were never friends. He was always around too. He was not like he was.

Just a stranger.

I.

Feel like I've just... Not that I've been through that exact situation, but I was just like, it feels like someone who's trying to embarrass you. And even though we hadn't- To get views. -we hadn't become close at that point, I was like, as I've referenced 20 times in this podcast, I've known you for years in the back of my head. I'm like, No one's doing my girl like that. And also because I know the people behind me will stand behind you as well. We'll all come together and ride hard for our girl.

I did love her so much. I feel like all of the public was on your team in that situation. I think so. Because the way that he said it was so slimy. It was.

Like, I'm about to get so many.

Views for this hit. She's always rubbing up on me in public. No, she wasn't.

At all. Also, I feel like you've been honest about times in your past when you were like, I'm clout farming. I'm doing all of that stuff. Yeah, he was. And I feel like we're in a completely different era of you. And that's not what the vibe is anymore. And so for him to try to drag you back to that position was...

What was he doing?

I think that was actually how I felt, and I really appreciate you noticing that because I was like, You know what? This hype house of me was clout farming everyone. Everyone was my bestie. But I was honest about it.

Yeah.

That's also what you did there.

I've met him a few times. He was only ever been nice to me, so I don't have a personal vendor against him. But if I see him in public, I'm not.

Going to be-.

You choose Tana. Yeah, of course.

You people. Always. You amazing people. Tell me more Megan Traynor things. Is this Christmas song a part of an album?

Is there any more? Jimmy was trying to do an album, but I don't know if they got all the songs done. But he wanted to do something with me, and we wrote it over Zoom together. It was really cute.

What's the chorus go like? Give me a little... You don't have to sing it.

To me if you don't want to. He wanted to be called wrap it up, and I was like, I'm thinking of other things and I don't like that. Let's do Rap Me Up because I'm your present. That's cute. All the verses are him being like, Is it a tie? Is it a sweater? I'm like, Nope, keep guessing. Then I'm like, You're looking at it. Wrapped me up. I know what?

I just want to... You guys weren't in the studio together, though?

It was a... No, he lives in New York. I was on Zoom like, She hates New York. She's hitting my head. Do you? Really? I don't hate New York. Nyc for life. But I don't love going there. I prefer here. Really? I like it. I like from the talk. A tall building. It's scaring me. I don't know.

That makes sense. Does it? We have.

Our preferences. Every time I walk the streets, I'm like, Stank.

You don't give it a chance to. You'll be there and there will be. I always walk by the sewer. You always leave early. Every single time.

There's like a long.

Trip, she's.

Like, I got.

To go. We're here, Ryan. Change the mind. I'm going to go. There was a...

The last trip, not the last trip you were there, but the last trip we were there together, we were like, finishing up a thing you were supposed to leave in the morning, or I'm leaving now. I'll get home at 2:00 AM, but I'm leaving now.

Yeah, don't give a fuck. I need to get the fuck home. It's also the children being here. Yes. So far away, I hate it.

Very.

Different. That's really fair.

Very different. That is fair.

Then touring starts when?

It's not locked in yet. Oh, man.

Save for us, honestly.

But after summer, because I don't want to be a hot, sweaty gal.

When's the last time you toured?

Seven years ago. No way. Really? Oh, my God.

This is going to be really special.

I'm.

Scared. And then what's the vibe on stage? Like, you dance, and.

Then- We try.

It's going to be so hard.

You were like- It's so hard, dude.

I need to learn how to lip sync immediately. I cannot sing all these words and dance. Oh, but.

Thank God the vocals are coming through. You know what I mean? We love to see it, but- We love to see that. -are you naturally a dancer? Or did that come with like, Oh, I'm.

A pop star. No, my mom never put me in lessons. I learned while doing all this stuff. That's also what I'm terrified of. Seven years ago when I toured, there wasn't really TikTok. I think it was musically. Now I'm like, Oh, my God, I'm going to be Justin Timberlake doing a weird dance move, and it's going.

To go viral. That was terrifying. You know your moves.

You know your moves. I know what's.

Going on. Have you guys seen what's going on with Enrique in Glacias.

Right now? No. Wait, I think so..

Yeah, it was off. It was off. It was like Palo in the Hannah Montana or in the Liz McGuire movie.

Don't stop it. That's like, this is my girl.

He's singing and it's just off.

It was off for sure.

It was off key or.

He's lip-syncing and it's off.

But then as a person who's been on the stage like that, your in-ears are crazy. And if they're off, then you don't know what's going on, what's sounded. Have you seen Taylor Swift's video in her in-ear broke and she watched her guitar player?

That was crazy, though. It's a nightmare, dude. I could never.

I would have thrown my hands up. It's a nightmare.

I know. I was.

Like, Give up and ask for help. But she performed for life. She was like, I will.

Figure it out. Touring does seem hard. But I do believe after seven years, you'll get up there. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. It's going to be great.

It's like riding a bike.

Also rehearsal. You have rehearsal. Give me up.

Do I have a week of rehearsal?

It's crazy. I think you're going to kill it. I actually can't wait to come to a.

Show and I'm so excited. You know who's the nicest sweetest boy in the whole wide world? Nobeck. We met him that night. I forgot you met him that night. He was like, Well, you got to do a show and we all got to go, right?

Absolutely, we do.

I always compare him to a golden retriever puppy. He is a golden retriever. So why were you at Tate McCray.

That night? My managers signed her recently, so I'm a fan for a long time, too, so I got good seats because he was my manager. I was like, You'll give me in there. Absolutely.

She's so amazing.

Did you see her on SNL?

She crushed it.

We were watching live. We were watching live.

I sent her a video of Riley going, Don't forget how special you are.

Stop. Yeah, I'll.

Play it for you. That's my dream.

I'm not kidding. If Riley is making any more cameos for the next month.

I would like one for the next week. No, I just said that my birdie.

Is a week from today. Okay, Brooke. A week from today? Absolutely.

Perfect. Absolutely. Darryl, sign one.

What was I going to say? I'm just kidding. It's been so weird for me ever since meeting you now, going places and hearing you on the radio and being like, I know that person. She's everywhere.

Don't you realize now that.

She is everywhere? Everywhere. Sometimes I'll.

Forget something is your song, too. I'm like, You cannot go anywhere without hearing Megan Traynor. Nowhere.

Does that just happen to you all the time, where you're somewhere and you're like, That's me?

I get played a lot in CBS and Target, and those are my spots.

The best places to get played. But I was all over Vegas these past few days and you were playing. No way. You got me? You were playing, yes, in the Aria.

That's a good one. That's got to be so funny. You'll clock out of work and you love her. Obviously, you guys are best friends, but you're in Vegas trying to get drunk. And it's like, I am your mother. But she's always your mother.

Always. And you're always.

But.

Even when we started working together, she was still my top artist on Spotify last year because I genuinely stream all the time.

I feel so sorry for anyone who's ever dated you. Imagine their heartbroken over you. I was like, Thank you, Jay-Bow. I'm trying.

To think of if you don't have any mean songs. That's the first thing I would do if I had any talent.

Mean songs that are...

Well, like lips are moving. -i would say, I would name them. Lips are moving. Grow Up is essentially about your brothers, but you just changed it. No one knows.

Grow up. You just changed it. It's like an extra song in the album. I write songs a lot about my brothers, like I'm going to lose you, do you know that one? With John Legend, they're.

Like, Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that one I wrote about my... I had a nightmare that my little brother died, and I woke up and checked on him, and I was like, Imagine losing a family member? I just can't. Oh, you're talking about death is me. I have an insane fear that I'm about to see an extra, an extra, like a side therapist to help me specialize in my fear of death.

It's so real. I've gotten better at it over time.

Really? How? Mushrooms?

Probably. I can't do it.

I'm such a bitch. Have you ever tried the mushroom?

I have never.

Done a mushroom. I've never done the mushroom.

I need to see you take a quick look. I brought.

Him here.

Today, seriously. You did? I'm too scared. I'm afraid I'll trip and I'll never come back. You can.

Just trip and fall. You could just.

Trip and fall.

I know I've never done enough for it to be like... I don't know.

It's not true. The last time I did.

Mushrooms, I did a bunch of them. I'm never just.

Lie on here for fun. I am a little scared. I was in Europe, and we're walking around Paris, and it's so beautiful, and I take these mushrooms. All of a sudden, I'm just under the impression that every single person I've ever known ever and around me ever hates me and wants me to literally die.

Yes, you can't do that.

That's terrifying. Yeah, that was scary. I was a tie in page two, and they were being so nice to me, and I'd be like, Stop. What's so funny? I was being such a bitch because I thought they were.

Coming at me. Which one.

Of their trims was that? One of my friends' cousins studies mushrooms, though, and says there's no such thing as a fully bad trip because you still learned something in that moment or went through that situation and became... Oh, yeah, I did. Fuck that. That's terrifying. I don't want to go. That doesn't sound like something you want to go through, but maybe...

Yeah, I guess I definitely did.

You went through it without it actually happening. So -Yeah, I.

Guess.

That's true. You were able to mentally process.

I love how much you guys love ghosts, and I really want to see a ghost so that I know that if I die, I can stick around and haunt everyone. I want to go to.

That so bad.

I tried, dude. I didn't see.

A ghost. You didn't? No. Oh, my God, that's like going whale watching and not seeing a thing.

Exactly. That's exactly what it is. Have you guys seen How Disappointing. -how it's disappointing? -how it's disappointing. -i've watched.

Those videos all the time, and I'm like, Don't see one.

Should we go ghost hunting?

-yes. Wait, that would be such a fun thing for us to get together. I don't know if I can.

Those are the one thing I'm most.

Terrified of. They can't hurt me. They can just scare you. I literally.

Went- Let's do.

Mushrooms and go ghost hunting. -i went to the... Ryan, who do we go with? Overnight. Overnight. We went with those boys who are friends of my wife. We don't want to go.

With them if they can't find any ghosts.

I don't know, but I went to the fucking... I went to the basement at 3:00 in the morning of this haunted ass house, and I yelled, Come and get me, big boy.

No, that's terrifying.

I said, Demon, come and get me. Ryan was like, No, Mickey, don't say it. He was so scared. He did the whole.

Recording thing.

And said.

I want Megan.

You will die. I want to take your woman. He goes talk to you. It's a rumble, bro. It was a mom, but it was like, Yeah.

I know, I'm a skeptic. I want Megan. You will die.

It's crazy. That's a little, mm-mm.

I was like, take me out.

I was like, take me out.

Scratch me. I would never do a Ouija board because I feel like that's...

Have you, Donna? No, let's do it.

Oh, my God.

I think this would be a really fun journey for us. -i will do it.

-yeah, it would be.

So hilarious. Wait, did you say drinking?

No, drinking. I was.

Like, I can't drink with you guys. I'm going to.

Throw up. No, I can't either.

I'm not. You're trying- Are you not drinking right now?

Yeah, for a whole day.

Yeah, so.

You tried last night.

I'm a good drinker in moderation. It's my flex.

That's what I'm working on right now. It's my moderation.

I'vet just never... Even being sober, the idea of moderation doesn't even sound fun for me. Because all I think about is either being sober or getting absolutely hammered. And obviously, getting absolutely hammered did not work for me. So I'm like, Okay, I guess we'll just do nothing.

When I met you at Tateshowe, you said, I'm sober.

I think I was. She was.

You were in '75, Soft at.

That point. Yeah, and then I broke it on day 60-something. So close. Where was I? Why did I break it? Oh, I had a Halloween party. Oh, Halloween. And I was like, I have to drink through being the host. Hosting a party.

To me. Yeah, I said that. I have to party with Tates. We were like, Things over here is tough.

It is just so hard, the socializing of it all and socializing with drunk people as well.

Oh my, is that is the one thing that I absolutely hate. That's why I don't go out as much anymore.

Yeah, I was going to ask, do you enjoy going out?

It depends on what it is. I do find myself home early most nights because I just don't want to be at the after thing or once everyone starts getting fucked up. It's fun to be around everyone while everything's beginning and everyone's just excited and has that energy. But then when people start getting messy, I'm just like, I...

It's not for me. Yeah, it's like frustration. That's the problem is I don't really want to drink that much, but it's like I can't... Sadly, I cannot enjoy being around certain people if I'm...

But then it's like, Why is this a scam? You all haven't you seen?

Exactly.

Because it's.

A scam. It is a scam. It is a scam.

It is a scam.

Same with this fucking bit of my butt. There's also so many in my opinion, there's so many-I have a lot of fun things to do during the day.

I'm a wine with dinner type of drinker. Not really a seven shots party drinker.

Yeah. I think that's a lovely moment to have. Do you have a Riley video?

Show now. Put up.

To the mic. Come here. Come on.

You have to come see this. You know what I like about you? Is your ADHD coded like me. We'll have seven conversations at once. Sorry. And then here's the Riley video. That's how my brain works. Okay, good. I obsess.

Hi, Tana. Hi, Tana.

Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Love you. I miss you. I miss you. Don't get canceled.

There's no way. There's no- It's like.

My magic trip, dude. I just give people cameas. I need.

You to text this to me. I'm getting knocked up tonight. Stop. I'm typed immediately. No one can.

Stop me. Riley is perfect. He is so….

Oh, my God.

The little glasses. I love when kids have to wear glasses or helmets. People think that I'm... You know when the babies have to wear their heads or the soft worn helmet?

People think I put those on for looks. I was like, The boy can't see. He's not using that. How did.

You find out he couldn't see? He's-oh, okay.

Will you take them all? I thought he could see. But a pediatrician had this amazing binocular thing, and they take a picture and one eye was a little off, and they were like, He has astigmatism. And they were like, You should go check this out. And then it's really sad. He was one years old and this amazing doctor, she has the TV playing and you have to hold him far away. And she goes, Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. And then she puts lenses and his face.

Oh, to.

See what he needs. Yeah, and once he stops freaking out because he couldn't talk, then she was like, Oh, that's what he needs.

That's his prescription. That's crazy how they're able to do that.

Because that was definitely not a thing back in the day. No. At all.

My brother is so bad at this. I used to tell her I would always lie and be like, I can't see anything.

Do.

You ever wear fake glasses? I do.

Fake glasses all the time. I can't wear sunglasses even. I can't. Why? You've never seen me with sunglasses. I know, I'm just.

Not realizing that. I don't wear them either.

I get make fun of you. I don't want to see you in the dark. I don't want to see the dark. I want to see color. Nobody gets that.

I'm like, It's a beautiful day. I want.

To see. It ruins my experience. It ruins my experience.

I think it's my love for the dark. I'm like, I'm asleep now.

No, because.

I do take.

Them off. I love it. I love it.

I love it. Your energy is dark. It's sad. I'm like, I can't see.

I hate squinting.

-so much.

I want to be able to just keep.

My eyes. I don't have those wrinkles. I won't. I know.

I'm.

Going to have the Botox. I can't help it.

I know.

I'm so frozen. I'm so frozen.

Right now. I'm fully emoting.

I'm so frozen.

Im.

Just trying not to.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Wait. I need to go back. I just got some. When did you get Botox for the.

First time? 28, I think. Wow, good for you. I should have done it pre. I should have had... No, you look like 25. Your skin stops. Oh, yeah.

I have age. I know. My- I know. This girl just told me that. She's like, Well, you're 25, your skin is not- I feel like you're not- -You're not even their skin.

-if you saw what my forehead was doing before. Like right now.

It's like- Give me a full eyebrow raise. No. Do it.

-minor.

-aging is beautiful. Oh, there's nothing going on there. Wow, you can't even see anything, bro. She's like.

I'm going to pop a blood vessel.

I had a wrinkle at 16, not kidding, a full-blown wrinkle. And I got.

Botox- You're a party animal.

No, I think I was just way too stressed by that age. My first Botox round was for my wrinkle.

Yeah, also, regardless of who you are, every time I go to Vegas, I think about how insane it must be for people who live there. It's just not real. It's just not real. Granted, obviously, most people who are going to Vegas are going to the crazy strip and all of that stuff. But growing up there.

It's known- I know a few good people that grew up there.

I don't know how- They're getting.

This hornyx.

They're getting this. I remember being 14 and actually thinking to my parents like, Why did you pick here? Why did they.

Pick there? Do you know?

The cost of living, I guess? I don't really know.

Did they have jobs that brought them there?

Kind of. I don't know. I feel.

It's very just like regular suburban neighborhood outside of the Strip. But I think that.

People like Arizona.

I've never really ventured out into that.

But when you're 16 and drinking on the Strip, that's terrifying.

Oh, Slate, where are you from? Maryland. You didn't get caught?

Right outside of DC. I did. I got in a lot of trouble.

I have a friend from Potomac.

Yeah, no, Potomac is right around where we grew up. Love it. Love DC. I grew up in a place called Chevy Chase, Maryland.

Chevy Chase. That's a Chevy Chase, Maryland.

Wait, I love that though. Yes, right outside.

Of DC. But that's awesome. I feel like I want to raise my kids somewhere more wholesome than Vegas.

It's very suburban. Are you pregnant?

She got pregnant in Hawaii.

What if you did? She's pregnant. How would you know? We'll know.

I could smell it. Yeah, I would know.

I could smell it's crazy like it's a cavity. I think this chicken farm over here, I think, is what you're getting a.

Whiff of. Your first you had at what? You said 28?

Twenty-six. I was knocked up. Twenty-six. Fuck.

It's so crazy.

I've got three days.

I've got three days.

I'm so sorry.

She's on a different track than most people.

I found love young. I found love at 22.

Yeah, but you were just so successful already, too, by that time. I think I have a.

Little more to do. I was like, Did it. Love it? Now what? I'm in.

The '80s. Yeah, there are so many people I feel like inthe circle of people we're frequently in who are extremely successful and are having kids. I mean, she's not in our circle, but I've obviously followed Kylee Jenner my whole life. And she had a baby when she was 20, and I'm just like, Okay. That's crazy. She was like 19. She was like 19. And so we have these warped.

Perceptions because- It fucks me up all the time. I'll be like, But Kyle has a baby. And everyone's like, You're not Kyle.

Go back to work, Kylee.

Because every.

Resource in the world. Yeah, it's just very different. My mom had me when she was 35.

Yeah, I guess that's when she was still- Well, my mom had us when she was 24, but it's only because my dad was 44.

I was the third kid and she was 22 when she had me. I was her third kid. What the f? I know.

By 22? Didn't work out really well.

I was going to say I was not very... That's not very good. That's not very... That's not very...

That's crazy.

Okay. That's wow.

Yeah. Well, are you like me? I was walking the ais of Target with my boyfriend at the time, who's my husband now, and I was crying when I passed the diapers because I was like, Oh, you were.

Like, crazy. I should be like, Vaguely. I feel like I've always thought I was going to be an older mom, though. I just picture my- You look so young.

That you're going to look like this at 35. So true. You could pull that off. I was like, Get gone.

That's just not true.

I also wish in so many ways that Darryl could be the one that was getting pregnant while I'm dancing on stage.

Would you.

Do that?

I'm tired. You should do the birth simulator.

On him? Yeah. I've told him I was going to do that, and he's like, Please don't do that to me.

We should try that. We should do it for a video or something. Actually, I don't think I want to try that.

Actually, I'm down to try because I really need to know what.

I'm working with. What if you have a C-section.

Like me? I want to try to get so bad. I don't want to pick up-.

No, that's the whole fun of having your kid is like a cock page. Well, it's.

Not at all. I wrote a book about it. It's called The Future Mama. You did? Really?

Link is right there.

Oh.

Yes.

It is. I just wrote about my experience, but everyone's experience is so different. But I was like, Nobody warned me about this. Nobody warned.

Me about this. She had to be the type of person where then when the people were like, It was a beautiful, easy experience. You were like.

Fuck you. Yeah, it's like some people love it, and then they become surrogates. Some people are like, I don't know if I could do that again. My baby is both lay to me sideways. I've always had to do a C-section. I was like, I want four, and I don't know if I can get cut open two more times.

I'm like, Oh, my God.

Do they go in the same little spot?

I'm going to have you drop off my baby like a coffee. I don't know if you.

Can do that. Could you imagine that should be your new series?

Tag me. That's sick.

Bringing babies to people?

Yeah.

I love you guys. It's so good.

You should do it.

I think I'm going to have to. I'm not kidding. But It's not.

We say every week and it's like.

No one's. I feel.

Like you can get a boyfriend.

A baby is such a commitment, too. I just can't think of committing to something.

Yeah, no, I can't right now. I think I just like to live in La La Land. Of course. For at least two more years. Definitely, I'm just joking. Unless something happens that I'm really excited about.

But who knows? I think you're going to have a little-.

Hawaiian baby.

-surprised.

Hawaiian baby. And it's going to be on a surfboard. He was just showing me his baby pictures yesterday, and he was on a surfboard when he was three. I was like, The how.

Cute of that. -it's going to be.

On a surfboard? It's going to come out on a surfboard.

I fucking hope you're pregnant so hard right now.

I know. Actually, the more we talk about it, though, getting chest pains. I get so stressed, don't need that.

I'm feeling it.

Yeah, at all. Do you.

Want kids one day? I don't think I want kids mostly from what I was saying before about just the commitment. I can't think of raising. Also, I know how much, what hell it was to raise me. Imagine if my child was anything like me or worse.

They'll be like the.

Other guy. But you're also gungle of the century.

The other guy?

When you marry someone, you guys got to pick a sperm.

Sure. Thank you.

For the first one.

I don't know. So many of my friends are having children.

He comes over. The first time he saw me with Barry, my second baby, we're outside by our playground, and he was like, Oh, look at all this. I just felt... I was like, Here's my child. He was like, Oh.

I don't have the parental instinct in me either.

But she's.

Just holding like nothing.

I'm like, Oh, my God. But that's like a really small person. Then I put Barry in.

His arms.

But then I put Barry in his arms, and then I see it and I film that moment because I see him go, Oh.

But you put Billy in. I've had moments with Riley. Riley and I have had some bonding moments. When he says my name, I'm like, We're close. He was just Riley. But then I go home and it's not like I'm like, Now I need one for myself. I'm like, That was a nice moment in it's isolation.

Cuncle of the century. Yeah.

I'm so happy with that. That's what Ryan says, and I hate it. I want my brother to have babies immediately. If anyone is looking at my brother- You don't like babies? -you're such a handsome boy, come here.

Come here. I'm trying to figure out.

Come audition yourself. I'm going to fix myself first. It's a whole thing. No, Tana, stop it. I think it's a brother.

I just don't know what to do with my hands.

My brother is straight.

No, I was pointing at...

That's Megan's subconscious always trying to set me up with him. That's her real dream. Yeah, Megan's dream forever is at the end of the day.

I said, Dana, no, don't you. I said, Dad. Isn't that.

Like a whole thing on the internet, though? You guys had a little pretend.

Yeah.

Listen, I make people kiss people. Kiss. You know, on the lips.

Sort of going, I just kiss Megan Turner on camera.

I love a kiss. I feel so good and sweaty. I love a kiss, so I don't have a sebo issues. We were all in Australia celebrating, and we walked the bridge, the amazing bridge in Sydney.

And they had us.

You had to go in pairs. You had to go on a couple. You had even pairs. So Ryan was paired with Chris. Listen, Ryan and I- And me.

And Darryl love each other. We really do. But me and.

Darryl kissed in our moment. So then we went first, and then I yelled at them, and I said, Kiss. And then.

They kissed. Ryan grabbed the old- I wasn't initially going to do it, but Ryan did do it.

Ryan.

Grabbed. I said, I love it.

I was like, I.

Love it. We love a secure in your masculinity straight, man. And we love a kiss.

Good job, Ryan. And so when I was creating my Australia... I did literally a dump on Instagram. I was like, I want a moment to be the first photo. And that was the best moment of the trip.

For me. I said, Ryan, are you sure you're straight? And he was like, Honestly, in that kiss, I felt like he was my friend. I was like- And he was like, Well, that's really how you.

Find out. You don't really know until you try. You're doubtable.

You don't know until you try. I've had a deal with two girls. Well, have you?

Yeah. You did a puss, hold on. Twice. Oh, my God.

Really? Oh, my God. Two separate girls?

Oh, wait. Love. Not in one evening.

That's exhausting. I have hooked up with a girl. I've never fully had sex with a girl.

Okay, got it. But I feel like- I think you're going to, though, one day.

I think you're going to.

I feel like you have to.

You're going to.

Just check.

Yeah, just in case.

Fully. Ryan and Brooke.

That's what I was trying.

To do. Don't come here, Ryan.

You guys are going to embarrass me.

Stop. He won't come over here if he's as-.

I actually completely understand why you don't want to come over here. However- He doesn't.

Want to get canceled. -it's like the reason the boyfriend isn't upstairs yet, I guess.

-what? -he's not my boyfriend.

He is your boyfriend. He flew from Hawaii to.

See you. You're so right. Okay, yes, he's my boyfriend. -what? -why? -no, no.

No, no. -we're going to.

Turn him on. -no, no, no. But it's too soon to technically really heavily used the B-word, but I'm.

Really excited. What's his name again?

-makawa is his name. Oh, believe that maybe- Makoah! I know. Make sure. Makoah is in here. The podcast is over. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. I can't believe you.

Fell for that.

You really seriously just.

Walked right into that. I just thought she was asking a.

Nice, friendly question, and I just thought she was asking a nice, friendly question.

I'm going to answer her.

-it's never that. -i'm going to answer her. Oh, my God.

I said, God, what's.

His name again?

Oh, my God. No, no, no. Makoah is his name.

No. You guys, and he just looks like big, Hawaiian.

-yeah, he's stunning. -he's so amazing. I just saw all of his musclles.

Okay, because you've had some...

She's had some questionable choices in the past. Let's put on that. I'm usually a.

Dadbot girl, so this is a new journey. It looks good for you, though. It's fun. Yeah, you look very happy in that last post.

You have a very interesting taste of men.

Because there's no... I just like personality.

-yeah. -it is a very wide range. -but sometimes you miss.

There, too. -you miss your.

Here, too. You miss your hair, too. Yeah, sometimes I do miss there.

But I'm going- You miss what?

She said she goes for personality, but I go sometimes I'm like.

How to explain that one? I just like what I like, and I like what I like when I like it, and I don't know.

What to say. I'm curious. Write that down. I'm like, What.

Did I say? -i'm like.

What did I say?

-i'm like, what did I say?

-that was cool. That was a T-shirt. -that was amazing. -my whole life. -yeah. -i like it. -i like it. -do you have any relationships where you are like, that was the one that got away? Mccallough?

What? I thought I heard.

Of me. -babe. -oh, my God.

No, and that sounds like me. She's really hitting the rast. -babe. -yeah. Thank you for coming on this episode. No, I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I guess you never really know that.

Well, sometimes you do. You're going to get married.

In Hawaii. There we go. Thank God.

Oh, I can't make it.

It could be down the street you're not making it, but you want the invite.

Yes, I want the invite. If it's down the street, I'll make it. I went to Paris. I just left early. I was tired.

That is fair. That is actually really fair. So what are you guys doing for the rest of your beautiful Sunday? I got to.

Go home and do bath time with the boys.

Yeah, she's like, Go on to bath.

We're going to.

Make some PBJs. Yeah, literally, it's.

Close to her bedtime. What does bath time entail?

You get in? No, I mean, I could, but no. A toddler's need a structure. At 6:30, right before 6:20, we play Twinkle Twinkle Widow Star on YouTube, and we all sing. Then we go upstairs and then we start the bath. They have little tiny bath bombs that change color. He's like, What's doing a blue one? Then we throw in blue. Last night we did yellow and blue and made green, and he loves it. We practiced learning how to swim, and he's like, I go, Do your kick, kick, kicks, and he does it. He's so cute.

You don't.

Want all that? Because I.

Could go- That was just your purgatory.

I could go over and experience that if I wanted to. But I love- I get it. I'm just kidding. -yeah, being alone. Yeah, being-alone.

Yeah. Just animal. Guys, what's your death row meal?

Oh, shit.

Zah, pizza.

You don't already know. Well, it has to be more than just pizza.

Oh, yeah, you can have multiple. Okay.

With ranch or without ranch? Yeah, you should go on that one. You don't have to do it for sure. What's it called? Last Supper or something. They actually get all your death row meals.

But I need to guarantee not have the tummy ache.

Therefore, I will have-IBS pills will be starting that day.

No, IBS-tried. -well, what are yours first?

-what's.

The two of the nine?

-ikea Meatball Sunday. A what?

Ikea, meatball Sunday with the cranberry sauce and.

The mashed potatoes.

-yeah. -ryan gets you.

-yeah, he does. -that's weird. A plate of hot Cheitos and then a separate paper plate of warm quiso. But until I'm full.

Period.

You're so trash.

I love it.

A plate of hot Cheitors. A plate of hot Cheitors and warm quiso.

-why I even.

Put them on a plate?

-dip the Cheitos in.

Okay. -she's dripping.

-my tears, my glitter, and sweat, and also from that.

She said she has IBS. I'm like, No, it's just the foods.

You're eating. Yeah, that's tough. I guess mine would be basic. It would just be like canes or something like that.

Whoa, that's good. That's how you coded. Like canes, glassy.

Just a chicken nugget. Yeah, I love that. A simple chicken nugget with some sauce. What would mine be?

Pizza. Pizza. I live with my brother.

What's your favorite pizza?

Prino cheese. No, wait from where? And then I dump Parmazana on top because I'm not- That's real. -and then I dip it into ranch. -that's real.

That's so good right now. I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm just like a bottomless pit. Fragrant.

Fragrant.

She's manifesting it for you now, and she is quite the manifest.

I didn't pregnant you myself. When she's the godmother, I'm so pissed about it in nine months, then we'll talk about it.

She started this.

Next question. That leads me to my next question. It's a girl, too. Would you rather have a gay son or a thought daughter?

What's a thought daughter? Oh, a thought.

Me, I have a thought daughter.

Oh, thought. Gay-son and.

Thought daughter.

Or we both. I love a thought. Yeah, we.

Love a thought.

You think you're a thought?

Sometimes I act like one.

I think you're a dream and a vision. I know you're so... And you're an idea.

I don't know. I love you so much. It hurts. Gay son or thought daughter?

Both. Yeah. All of the above.

My mom goes, I think I missed out on my chance of having a gay son. I was like, You sure did. You got these two straight boys over here. Of course. She would have been the best gay mom ever.

Yeah, that's why I'm there as often.

As I can. Yeah, she's like, Those are my kids.

Yeah, 100%. I mean, I guess... But honestly, I think as a gay dad, my gay son wouldn't think I was like that. He would probably... We would butt heads. You know what I mean? I feel like I could... We would butt heads. I feel like I could... With a thought daughter, we would have the best time. It's like us. I would treat her so well. I would defend her.

I would.

Defend her. To the masses. You know what I mean? A man goes up against her? No. Absolutely not. We love it. Yeah, I would also love my gay son, but a thought daughter probably.

What's his name? Monica? No.

Where's the boyfriend? It's a boyfriend. It's a boyfriend.

I don't want to be.

Subjective to all this. Well, on the way out, I will introduce you.

Guys, okay? Tell him I need him so bad. No, on.

The way out, I'll introduce you guys. I don't want to subject him to.

All this. Tell him she needs him so bad.

No, don't do it. No, no, no. He's not a fun toy that we-.

We need to show him.

Our- -sense men are not toys.

That's so true. We're saying his name on the podcast? No, it's Megan Screamer.

I said it.

I said it. No, we'll see him on the way out. He's peaceful.

We said it on the last episode.

We did. You did?

God, guys. That's so... Oh, my God.

She loves him.

I'm so stressed.

She loves him. Look at her.

I've never seen her get so.

Like- No, you're in love.

Oh, my God.

Megan, five minutes ago, I almost was going to be like, So can I have a fucking break back? And then I was like, I don't know. I was like, How good you're doing without it.

Good. Where? I'm so.

Proud of you. You took a break.

A 24-minute break.

That actually is awesome.

Have you ever quit vaping?

I'm not getting it. That actually is awesome. That's huge for me. No, I've never quit.

Because of my.

Butt, you don't get it. I didn't do it for so long, and I was weirdly the judgmental like, Oh, man, I can't believe you do that.

I'll send you a video a day of Riley if you don't do it. Maybe four videos a day.

That is a win. I'll force my child. You have to be alive for your children one day, Tana. Yeah. Right. Yeah, and the voice does just keep getting lower.

I'm going to send you a video of him saying, Stop smoking your vape.

No, stop. Stop. Right now.

-stop.

Where's my phone? -got off her butt. -i love how much fun you have. I just actually ripped my vape out of Megan Traynor's ass. Now I'm hitting her.

-it was fully up there. -oh, my God. I just now noticed how Christmas... All her Christmas rings for Christmas.

Yeah, for my Jimmy Fowl song, wrap me up, okay? Oh, my God. -go get me. -i've actually been on the.

Stream it. I'm going to stream it so many times.

Actually, I'm going to stream, wrap me up. Guys, honest to God, thank you for coming on. I think we're on an hour for it. This was a lot. This was a... Oh, yeah. We crushed it. We're going to cut it down, cut out all the things that will get Ms. Megan Traynor canceled, and we don't want any of that. No, they didn't say anything. She said anything. It was the things I was saying next to her. Right. It's okay. I just can't believe I get to call either one of you a friend, and I'm so happy to have you on the podcast.

Yeah, this is insane. I smell you stink, Joey.

If you give me I-.

Don't get her a contact I'm actually so worried. I have children. Oh, my God.

Thank you for having us.

I'm.

Just giving me a panic. Thank you.

So much. I am in sheer panic. Please come.

Back on Monday time, seriously. This is like-.

I've always wanted to be on these leathery couches.

And thank you so much. -and we're ghost hunting soon, the four of us. I'm not kidding.

I'm dead as. I'm going to be in L. A, though, because the last time we went to, it was in San Francisco and what a trip. No, I feel.

Like there's probably more ghosts here anyway.

Do you, ghosts? Yeah, there are.

The ghost hunting there is.

Actually wild. I feel like someone smoked a drink in my face.

Me too. I hate it too. And I've just adapted.

To it. It is a thick smell. Why are.

You sorry? He's fine.

He's just 22. He doesn't know.

He knows. He's just-Oh, my God.

It's.

So nice.

-that's nice. That's really nice.

Oh, God.

That's good.

Oh, my God. I can't believe I had to watch you just eat my sandwich like that. Oh, is.

That one? Oh, shit.

I'm a stupid whore. I'm a stupid whore. Bye. I love you. Thank you, guys. Thank you, sir, Roger.

Thank you, guys.

This festive season. Have you been nice or naughty?

Why wouldn't I be nice? Reacher is back. They're coming after us. Good. He's bigger, badder.

I.

Don't hit soft?

Andy doesn't hit soft.

We're going to need more guns.

Reacher, the new season.

Get to it.

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