Yo mama's so ugly, Scooby-Doo gave her a monster mask to put on.

Yo mama's so ugly, her reflection is still social distancing.

Yo mama's so old, her first flag had 13 stars on it. Okay. A little historical joke.

Thank you. It was. Your mama's so ugly, people thought you were the second coming of Christ because there's no way she ever got late.

Damn, that one hit to the core. Are you crying? From laughter.