Has your plane ever had a lot of turbulence and you pick your dying song?

I was just picking my dying song for a while. I like turbulence. It makes me horny, too. I've always said that.

Wait, wait, no. No. There's no way. Hold on. I have a text. I was on tour last year and I texted. I said, Is this turbulence making anyone else horny?

Because the feeling of turbulence is the same feeling as a dick in your stomach, I promise you. And you'll never understand that.

Wait, is that what we get when we go on a roller coaster? You know the drop?

That's what a dick in your stomach feels like. I'm not even kidding.

Chris Olson, I've had gay sex.

I have horny. Then I said, I was already turned on then, but this turbulence is turning me on even more.

It's a new meaning for cockpit, huh?

You ate with.