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Are those new shoes? No. I bought them specifically for a date once, and then the girl didn't work out. So now I have them for life. Suck it.

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Joke's on you.

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I keep stepping on.

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I'm dreaming right now. I think I'm going to shake me awake.

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You are the size of a baby, so I think it's illegal.

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I thought you were strangling me.

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Yeah, you're probably into it, you freak. I'm not.

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Listen, we need you to help her. So you have to be open. Stop getting all... Start your eyes this way. You have to be more open.

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And I have to be more closed.

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Oh, thank goodness. It starts goodness. I start smelling better in here.