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Let's go. The girl from Date number 1 FaceTime me.

Which Date number 1? The check with the fat.

Yeah, the one with the orange dress.

Did you see her or no?

I think I saw her on the way in.

Is She had a shelf on her, bro. She was hitting me up to pay for all of it.

It was like...

They went to dinner and they wanted me to pay for all of it, for all three of them.

Because I came in this little late. Was that what you requested? Is that what you're into?

They just showed up. The fat dumper.

Basically, if you guys have seen our social media, we have Dave. We don't like to use the V-word, but-Why not? He's a 40-year-old V. I don't know. It's like saying Voldermort and Harry Potter. I don't know if you've seen Harry Potter. You know what I mean? But yeah, he's a 40-year-old V, and we're about to change that tomorrow.

Are you actually a virgin, though? I always have to be the scout, so I'm like, 40 years old.

Can you explain the story of how you know Dave Steiny? To people know?

Yeah. So at a podcast studio in LA, I record out of Dave. You're like an editor there. And I always saw you there. You're very quiet. Always bring your dog to work with you.Yeah..

Shout out Theo.

Shout out Theo. And then people just talk. I was like, Yo, so what's this guy's deal? And then they were like... He just It has tendencies where you catch on. And then I just asked, Has he gotten late? And they're like, No.

Was that him hitting on you?

Was he everNo, it wasn't him.No. Then I was like, I have a good idea for an elk video where you'll obviously take a huge dub and this will help accomplish what hasn't happened for 40 years. Do you want to tell them about yourself or what you do?

I was a video editor. It was on podcast, a side character, like Howard Stern has his list of side characters. I was doing that for other podcasts as well. I worked in the NBA and NHL doing sales and marketing for a long time. Actually, the trip to the Miami Heat was the first time I've been there since I quit working there. So that was a full circle moment. It's pretty cool. I go back there in a whole different light.

How has this been so far? You've gotten a Rollie, you drive a cyber truck, you've met a lot of chicks.

So it's been awesome. I got the Rolex, got to meet Dana White, got to drive a cyber truck, which is amazing. It doesn't even feel like a truck. It's like driving a golf car, the The steering wheel.

It reminds me of Halo. Halo? Yeah, it reminds me of a Warhog. I don't know.

Yeah, I know what it is. The steering wheel is just crazy. I literally thought I was driving a golf car the entire time.

He picked two girls up in it. But tell them what the problem was with that.

So the problem was there's two problems. So they were watching us park, and at first they were laughing at the fact that it took 20 tries to get the parallel parking, and they were just making their own side jokes about whoever's parking the car. And then I chimed in, and then I got them. I was I was like, Hey, you want to go for a ride in the car? And they both stepped into the back seat of the car like I was their Uber, giving them a ride somewhere. I was like, Are you kidding me?

Did you at least get a tip, though?

No, I didn't get anything. And they refused it. I was like, Why do you want to sit in the front? They're like, No, I'm good.

Why do you think you have such a hard time kicking it off with women?

I guess because I'm so nice that I get friendzone really fast.

You are a really nice guy.

You guys just want to sit in the front. I mean, I honestly thought I should have a tattoo on my forehead that says friendzone.

You've been friendzoned a lot?

Oh, God, yeah.

How many girl friends do you have, you think?

I may have a good amount. Even when I went to college, my brother was there, so I had a nickname in college. Everybody called me a little brother. I reminded everybody their Little Brother. It was right off the bat. I was like...

Do you know you're in the friend zone?

When they start talking about other dudes, I'm like, Yeah, I already know. I'm like, Shit. Because usually, sometimes I'm used as a matchmaker or to meet someone else. Sometimes when they want to talk to me, they have other intentions, and I'm just the easy person to talk to so they can get to somebody else.

Do you mind being in the friends? Do you like being Are you friends with them at that point?

Are you one of those guys that's waiting for that 1% chance that it might happen? I'm guilty of that, of course, for sure. Because there's a lot of good-looking girls in LA. A lot of them are gorgeous, and half of them are out of my league. I always have that little bit of hope that maybe it's my day.

Maybe? Sorry. See, I find that interesting because if I knew I was in the friend zone, the second you know you're in the friend zone, I'd be out. I would have to be out right away. I'm curious, why do you...

What do you get out of that? I don't I don't like cutting anybody off. I always like to talk to somebody or have friends around.

What is it because you think maybe you can get some...

Yeah. Not all the time. Some people establish the boundaries pretty fast. Other people lead you on and mess with your feelings and always make you think that you have a hope so they can get you to do stuff for them.

That's fucked up.

If they establish a share in the friend zone, then it's like, Stay friends, but move on.

See, like Nino, you don't accept the friend zone.

No, yeah.

Where are you going with this, bud? Nino can't give advice on the friend zone.

Yeah.

Nino's clueless when he's in the friend zone.

I think another thing you got to think about is like, dude, you got to know your standards. So if you're setting your standards too high because your friends are like, They're hot girls.

I mean, it's not me setting my standards too high. It's just that... And I talk to who I know. I have trouble talking to people I don't know. If they're good... Obviously, it's someone we're good-looking, but I talk to anybody, and I've been told that as well. But then when I try to talk to girls that you would think were more on my level, they're looking for someone above me that's better than me.

So they won't even be your friends. Yeah.

Because I'm a nice guy. So pretty much when I talk to a girl, they automatically think I like them without me doing anything.

Is there a way, Brad, to get out of the friendzone?

You're not used to the friendzone, are I've never had to deal with this. You've never been friends on actually.

I don't have girlfriends that are friends. But Brad knows you would cut them off.

If they're not interested, they're out. Not that you have to be a dick about cutting them off either. It's more just like, all right, it is what it is.

It depends. There's certain situations where if it's here in business, you could be friends, right? But if you're not doing anything directly like that, then it's like, if your goal was to be more intimate or romantic with someone, and then you just sit around and wait, your chances are none.

I'm guilty of that with one girl.

To answer your question, how do you get out of it? You just say, Hey, I appreciate getting to know you. I hope your life's great, whatever. I'm just moving on. Obviously, you have to have that conversation started somehow. But I think if you put your foot down and be like, Hey, I really appreciate this, but this is not what I'm looking for.

I think once you're in the friends on your phone, you have no chance.

Absolutely.

Don't drag it on. Your best chance is dipping and just not caring.

Hey, I think you're great. I wasn't really looking for necessarily a friendship. I wanted to get to know you a little bit more intimately. And then if she says no, I'll be like, Just ghost her.

Say bye. I've done the dating sites. I'm the type of person that has a girl on somebody, so I might not make the greatest first impression because it's a job interview. I went on a date in New York, and the girl asked me if I had seen any Harry Potter, Harry Potter movies, and the fact that I hadn't seen any of them, she was at a loss for words, and it almost ended the date because I hadn't seen a Harry Potter movie.

That's a red flag, I think. I personally love Harry Potter. Yeah, me too.

How have you not seen one Harry Potter movie?

Well, now I've seen a couple, but back then, I hadn't seen any.

You went home and felt like you just had a marathon. He binged it for sure.

What's your favorite movie so far?

I'm a big fan of Catch Me If You Can. Okay. Shutout Leo. Yeah, that was one of my favorite movies. That is a great movie. I do have an ultimate close call that I haven't really told too many people So you've almost gotten late. Yeah. Well, this was ridiculous. And when was this? This was when I was living in Georgia working for the Atlanta Hawks. Which was when? 2007, 2008.

So that was your last-How did you peak?

No, that wasn't my last close call. But it was the most memorable story, I'd have to say.

Have you gotten a full job before?

I know, but I just-Have you gotten a full job?

I just don't know these details.

Be honest. What's that? Have you gotten a full job? Yeah. Okay. But you have to also think it's not the easiest thing to sit in front of people and admit that, too, right?

Well, he's admitting that he's a fucking virgin.

Yeah, you got nothing to lose, too.

People ask me questions, and I just will shy away and not answer because I've never been someone to give public answers on this topic. So that's why this whole topic is like... It's not easy.

I admire the courage to come out.

I think this was the best decision you've ever made, bro.I.

Mean, so far, it's been a blessing.Life change.

Tell us, what happened in Georgia in 2007?

Okay, so it was St. Patty's Day. I've got this ingrained in my head. It was St. Patty's Day. I was hanging out with a girl I went to college with, and she brought one of our friends. She's from Georgia. We were hanging out early in the day, and I dispersed, I left, I did whatever, and went back to my condo.

Were you wearing a green fit or no?

Honestly, I don't remember anything to do with clothes. But one of the girls, I had a crush on her that day. She was cute. She was like, 5'8. She was blonde, blue eyes. Like, anybody would like her. I left it my own thing. They call me at 10:00 PM, 10:30. They're like, Hey, We're coming back from the bars, the clubs or whatever. They're like, Is it cool if you stop by? I'm like, Sure, absolutely. And so they come over. My friend brings her friend, the girl that I liked. She comes in the house. Granted, I didn't know how much they had, they drank that day. I had no clue how drunk they were. And this girl, like I said, I'm 5'4, I'm 125 pounds. The girl that I liked was 5'8. I don't know her weight. I never asked. But she gets in the house. I lived in a two-story townhouse with two bedrooms. And she looks at me. She goes, Hey, carry me upstairs. Give me a piggyback ride. And I was like, I don't know if I'll be able to. So two flights? Yeah. And she jumps on my back. I literally couldn't do it.

And she goes, All right, let me give you a piggyback ride. So this girl carries me up the stairs. Why did you accept that?

What the fuck are you doing?

That would have been the easiest play for Brad.

She asserted her dominance at that point.

Why did you let her do that?

Stani would have been sweating on that. I understand. I didn't care.

I would have gotten her up there.

Honestly, not going to lie, I would have sweated on that one a little bit.

I didn't do flights.

Give it a good stretch.

It was fine. I didn't mind.

So you got on her back? Yeah.

What happened, though, when you got up there? It gets better. So she gives me a piggyback right up to my bedroom, and she puts me down, and then I fence her off wherever the fuck I go. I grab a glass of water because my room's attached to the bathroom. I grab a glass of water to bring it back in my bedroom, and I get back in my room. At this point, she had taken all of her clothes off. I have a pull-up bar on the door frame, and so she starts I was doing pull-ups naked in my bedroom, and I'm like, Holy shit.

How did you not close this?

It gets better.

Let him finish.

I was like, Okay, it's finally going to happen. It's finally going to happen. The water that I put next to my bed on the table, she jumps in on my bed, she grabs the glass of water, and she pours it all over herself on my bed. I'm like, Oh, shit. In my head, I'm like, Great. Now my bed's going to be wet. That was my first thought.

That's your first thought? Yeah.

I don't know what else is wrong with me. But then... And then she's like, All right, come into bed. I'm like, Sweet. And then I jump in the bed and she passed out two seconds later.Wow.Okay.

I'm going to tease you.

I thought this was going to be easy.

I mean, pass out. That is what it is.

Because right before she... She did give me a kiss, but when she gave me a kiss, I kid you not, I tasted straight tequila. That's the ultimate deal.

There's nothing you could do about that.

Yeah.

Go up to make you tired. Yeah, it's okay.

Has there ever been a call that's like, you can't do nothing about a chick being too fat?

Yeah, that's fair.

You made the right call.

I had another friend. She was in between apartments, and she needed a place to stay. I had a crush on her. She knew I liked her, and she knew I liked her. And then she stayed at my place in between her apartment. She's one of those girls that would lead you on just to... She was very nice. We were great friends. We had a lot of fun, but she definitely led me on. She actually stayed in my house, stayed in I stayed on the bed with me. There'd be a few nights she'd sleep topless or whatever, and she'd come back, sleep topless, get me all hot and bothered, and then all of a sudden, she'd be like, Okay, that's enough. She was using you to sleep there.

She was using you to sleep there, bro.

She needed a bed to crash whenever she goes out. That's crazy.

That's fucked up.

Girls are fucked, dude. Yeah. Those are the two closest calls. Can't believe we're going back to 2007, bro.

That was one of the stories. Guys dropped their mess.

17 years ago. Just tell people it was 2017.

Well, that wasn't the latest story.

That was the closest call, though.

Yeah.

What's the most recent closest call?

Well, the one I just told you about.

Yeah, he got a kiss at Liv the Other Night.

Why do you think you're a virgin?

Confidence. Approaching. I guess I'm talkative, but it's a Closing the deal.

That's what I'm wondering. It's clearly it's not about getting chicks back to your room. It's when they're in the room that you're... It's that final last step that you're not...

I guess I'm just not aggressive enough because I'm not bothered, not trying to overstep any boundaries.

But it's always good when the woman lets you make the first move. Women never make the first move unless...

This is a learning moment for you.Me?Sorry. Sorry.

No, I'm kidding. No, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that. This guy always does this to me every time. This guy every time.

Dude, this is a big moment. Keep going.

No, but she's sitting in your room topless. Make the first move. And then if she accepts it, then you're in.

Well, also, that's the thing is that's the first move. She's in your room topless.

If she's in your room, I think you got to know she's there for a reason. Then you kiss her if she's feeling it. Exactly.

Pretty much.

Like I said, we had some fun, and then out of nowhere, she's like, Okay, that's enough. Say something weird.

Did you say something weird?

No, dude, it was a funny trade. Trade off.

You're used to that. You know about that stuff?

Yeah, but I'll get it done. Okay.

Signing will make it the-Do you don't talk to that check ever?

No. Good. We She grew apart.

Has she hit you up yet?

Not recently, no.

We kept it a secret all week, but we just put it on social media now. Yeah.

I want to see what girls come back.

Basically, what he's saying is there will be probably women in the past. Me and the woman from Atlanta will probably hit you up and be like, Hey, Dave, how are you doing? And speed you up to tease you a bit and then give you a second chance.

Does that happen to you, 9010 a lot?

That's happened to me. I had a check that.That's.

Happened to you for real?

Yeah, a check that used to fade me and then hit me up and then I banger.Dude.

That's happened to me so much.I.

Mean, a lot.

It's messed up, but it has a good feeling to be like, damn, I must have done something right.

You got to do it and then just dash them.

A hundred %. To answer your question, there have been women that I've talked to in the past, and then they hit me up later on. I see you doing really well with Nelk and everything. I see you back with them recently. I was like, Oh, thanks. I'm move on. But it's so funny that as soon as you reach a tipping point, even for you, Dave, as soon as you hit that tipping point of, Okay, you're on the Nelk feed, all of a sudden, people are going to come back to you and be like, Oh, Dave, we want to chill when you come back to, I don't know, Orlando or something. Same thing for you. For me, I go back home and people are like, Oh, when you're in Toronto again, when you're in this place, this place.

It's like-Wait, so have you ever-No, because here's a funny story.

I was in New York-We're in 11. I was in New I spoke with my friend, and we were both hammered, and we went on Craigslist. Full-sum podcast expense.

Nein, are you down? Dude, that's hilarious.

That's a yes. What?

It's 100%. We could go get some lappies right now.

We're in 11.

It's not like you don't want it because you're on camera, dude.

It's crazy. Everyone out there knows what you're about.

All right.

Dave, back to your story. Wait, I think the main thing is, Dave, do you even care at this point, bro? It's been a long time. Do you even think about it? Be honest, too. Are you thrown in the towel?

No, I'm not throwing in the towel. You never quit.

But is it on your mind like, I need to get this done?

Yeah, of course. Do you get pressure, though, by anyone around you to say, Hey, I have a girlfriend for you. Do you want to give her a date or see if she He's into you type of thing?

I don't really get pressured. The last blind date I went on was in July. Okay. That wasn't a disaster if I've ever seen one of my friends.

Tell us what happened, if you don't mind.

Wait, you said went on a blind date?

Yeah, it was the worst thing ever. Who set you up? Yeah. So one of my friends in LA set me up with this girl. She was from, I want to say, Colombia. We went to a Korean barbecue. I had Sook Yee shot after Sook Yee shot. And then I took them to a bar called Mr. Furlies in West Hollywood to meet some of my friends. They all met her and they all liked her. I actually know the story. And then we drive. She's from Korea town. She lives there. And we go to this club. I don't know what club it We continue to drink. We continue to drink. It's like 145 in the morning. I am beyond drunk. And we're in there. I think I just kissed her. We made out in the bar. And then all of a sudden, she's like, Oh, I got to go to the bathroom. I'm like, Okay. And then when she goes to the bathroom, I'm like, All right, I guess it's a good enough time for me to go. So I go to the bathroom, I come back, and I'm so drunk. I can't find this girl in the bar.

I have no idea. And at this time, my phone had died. So A, my phone had died. I couldn't remember where my car was. So basically, I was walking around Create for two hours lost. I couldn't find the girl, yet she still picked me up at 8:30 in the morning to drive me to my car the next day. What the fuck?

Maybe she found somebody else in there.

That's what it sounds like.

Or she made the excuse to go to the bathroom and then just dived.

No, she was looking for me. I got a text message. She's like, Where are you? My phone died. My phone died. I was hammered. I lost my car. I was in a sheer panic walking around. I I probably could have gotten late that night, but I absolutely ruined it.

But hey, now's your chance. 2024 is your year.

Do you just jerk off a lot? Or what's going on? Yeah, you're a big.

Because I used to hit numbers.

I stopped. Yeah? Yeah.

We all know about that.

Yeah, I stopped. See, that's a question I've never really truly answered.

You've never had the opportunity.

Well, I mean, it's never been...

How many people ask you? That one.

I get asked it a fair amount. I've just never wanted to answer it because I didn't want to be embarrassed or made fun of.

How many jerks per week would you say?

I don't enough. I used to do it.

Over under seven.

What was your record in a day, Brad? Be honest.

Oh, man.

Yeah. I mean, did you-In a day?

Man, I feel at one point, I don't know. I almost feel like a little bit of answer in this, too.

Twelve?

Just do over. No, no, no.

That's a bit too much. Over on 6.

Over.

Over seven in a day? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nine?

We're going to leave it there.

Over seven jerks.

Wait, in a day?

Bro, easy. What the fuck were you going through that day? Bro. Jesus Christ. Something happened that day.

I don't know, dude.

A lot.

Stocks could be putting up numbers like that?

Probably not. Not seven in a day now. Seven in a week. I'm not going to answer, but a healthy amount.

I answered. I thought you would have answered it. I got to get that confidence up. Fuck it.

What are you saying? Most in the day.

I think four.

I'd say three, bro. Three. Ever, yeah.

You're pushing the limits if you go past That's impressive, though. Over seven? Cheese.

How feeling guilty do you feel after that? Do you feel like a psycho? Terrible. Yeah, that's not a good feeling after that. After number seven, you're like, Yo, I got a problem.

You're so confused after jerk number nine. You're like, Yo, what the fuck?

What the fuck am I doing? Your brain's all fuzzy.

That's how I started to feel just jerking in general.

That's why I was like-You don't have carpal tunnel syndrome?

No. Great with the hands.

Do you want to get married?

Absolutely. I want to have three kids.

Jesus When do you want to be married by?

I mean, hopefully before I'm dead.

I think that's the only time it's possible.

I mean, yeah. We'll be married, Brad, eventually?

Of course.

Yeah, absolutely. I'd love to be married. Tiffy, would you rather get late or get into a relationship right now?

I mean, I'd like to have a relationship, but if I get laid, that's cool. But if it doesn't mean anything, then...

Stockdip is going to catch heavy feelings.Yeah..

Jesus, dude.

No matter who it is.Better be careful. This guy is going to fall in love with the person.

Yeah, I've spent some times I've been in a bar in LA, and they're looking to match people, and they're like, No, Dave will get too attached. He's not a good candidate.

By the way, did you go on dating apps before? Tinder or Bumble?

Yeah, I've been Bumble. I've been on Bumble, I've been on JDate, I've been on Hinge, all of them.

Is this week... You said you're out of your comfort zone. Has doing all the shit we did this week, do you feel more confident now or no?

I think so. Actually, one of the things is easier. Like When you guys are feeding me lines and shit, I'm good at that stuff. Usually, I'm slow to come up with comments, but if someone's telling me to say something, I'll be good at it.

You know what this reminds me about? It reminds me of... Have you ever seen that show, keys to the VIP?

No. No. No. No.

No Basically, there's four judges. They have a show where they have four guys as judges, and then they have two guys go into a club and they give them lines or scenarios with women, and then they try to pull the and her number and go with her and all that.

They critique them. Anyway, Tiffy. Tiffy, I think, too, bro, I think-Dude, that was hilarious. What the fuck are we talking about? I think what's going to happen, bro, and this is something that we've all gone through and people are afraid to admit it, but now that you're in the spotlight, you're going to see a lot more girls are coming at you. So they're going to want to maybe sleep with you for who you are right now. You're cool with all that, right?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm not going to be That's not a bad thing, bro, either.

You agree? That's basically how Sonny gets always close.

That's what you tell yourself every night?

Yeah. He's trying to just watch it for the cloud chasers.

Dude, same thing happened to me, but you just...

It's definitely a welcome, but you got to choose the right one.

Were you slaying at all during the memory days or no?

Yeah. Not like this, but here and there. Yeah, big upgrade. Yeah, probably five a year, maybe.

Five a year? To what?

Shit, 30?

That's a massive upgrade. Yeah. Congrats. Do you have a Hugh Hefter No.

No? No.

Steiny was hot for a little bit. Yeah.

You got a little while there. You've cooled off a little bit. Yeah. Well, you have to slow down a little bit. But I think you got to change your tendencies, too, bro. I heard that you like to pick people up from the airport just for free. Oh, my God. That's a V move, bro. That's a V move to just do that for people.

Stop with the friends on shit.

If someone hits you up for a ride for the airport, some random girl, you don't say yes, dude. Send her the Uber app down.

Usually anybody who asks me, I usually say okay. I've done it for everybody. That's a V move, bro.

Unless it's your family member, then yeah, do it.

They're using you, dude. That's the reality.

They're trying to get themselves out of Uber ride.

Because you're nice. Yeah.

I'm not trying to be... You're not being rude. Rude, but, bro, I saw your place, and the first thing you see is the pet goldfish. No, check is going to get turned on by that, bro.

I mean, that was a birthday present that happened to live longer than I ever expected and ever. I thought it was going to die after two weeks.

You can't just murder the goldfish.

Put a shark in there. No, no. Maybe with the goldfish-Put a fucking exotic shark in there.

Basically, I went to a place called Roku on Sunset. It's like a habachi table. And these girls won the fish at the Orange County Carnival. They brought it to the birthday party. They ended up dropping the fish on the habachi table after they had done cooked, after they cooked all the fish.

That is literally out of the movie, bro. That is literally out of the 40-year-old version of the movie, bro. He does the same thing, right?

I mean, this is true. And literally, when they-He's pretty similar to the Steve- Wait, does that not happen where he's like, I can't see that happen, and he saved the fish? No, but I didn't spill the fish. They spilled the fish onto the habachi table. That's in the movie, bro. It's flapping around.

Don't tell me I didn't pick the best ever, bro.

That's crazy. No, Steiny did. Because we could have had someone that was way harder to work with. Dave doesn't look like a 40-year-old virgin.

Yeah, I don't get it, dude.

Confidence in being too shy.

Brad, once he gets a girl in a room, I feel like some other people might struggle with that. What do you-Advice.

Well, okay. The easiest one is like, okay, they know they're in the room for a reason.

I think you get a few cases in before you get into the room, right?

Dim the lights and check Yeah, or you could be really simple.

It's a little different. When they walk in your room, they know it's business. Yeah, I'm going to sit right down.

You know what it is. Anyways, listen, they know why they're there. I think it's simple. If you're in a room, you probably have a TV. The easiest one is this classic Netflix and show. You can just lay down or sit on a couch, whatever you have your set up is, watch a movie.

I got a story for you.

First of all, if you're getting them to your room, if you've already been making out with them, you got to be like, Do you want to come to my room?

But here's a story where-If they want to come and they're like, Let's go, dude.

Say yes.

Absolutely. Turn it on. But once you get them in the room, why? He just flashed me back to another story. I went on a date with this girl. She's a comedian. I met her at Bacari West third on Sunset. She came back to my apartment because we were going to smoke weed or do something. Then all of a sudden, I was like, Hey, you want to watch a movie or something? She was standing in my couch, this big massive couch. She's standing. I'm like, You want to sit down and watch a movie or something? She thought it was like, Is that your Netflix and chill movie? I'm not down for that. She started freaking out because I just asked her to watch a movie and sit on the couch.

This is the thing. You don't ask.

You just do it.

You just do it. You don't get to go, Hey, you want to do this? You got to stop with the whole... It's almost too polite. You just have to go be like, Hey, come here. And you walk to the room, you go, you sit down, you want water or something? Bring her water. Then you're in your room, you turn it on, you sit next to wherever she sits, let her sit first, and then sit next to her. You don't ask her, Oh, are we okay? Is it okay with this movie? Is it okay? You don't ask for it.

Basically, saying, Don't ask Just be confident.

Dave, where have you been looking previously? How do you meet any...

Dave hanks with a lot of chicks, though.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, this is why it's so weird. When you go back to your house, they think they're just smoking weed with you, and you're just like, I've all got some weed.

I think they're like, Yo, you're so harmless. You're such a nice guy. Yeah, he just wants to hang out. Finally, a guy that just wants to hang out.

How does this work out for you?

Because I have ever friend staying in my house right now taking care of my-I know, but like...

What the f? Why is it so surprising, dude?

I'm just trolling you.

Okay, we'll chill out with that.

Oh, Jesus. Are you okay? You're a little sensitive?

No, I'm not. He's a little sensitive. How did it work out for you, bro? I mean, come on. Why? You think you're the most handsome guy ever?

You're a fucking asshole. I just think maybe that's what you need. I feel bad for these women that's super to you. Maybe that's what we're telling you needs a little bit of that.

I'm a nice guy when I do it, too.

Maybe he needs a little asshole. Think about it. He needs to be a little bit of an asshole. Think about what we just said. Don't ask, Hey, hey, hey.

A bit.

Brad has eight locks on his door. When you walk in there, it's like, Eight locks.

I've had people introduce me as a billionaire or something. They created some story, and then as soon as I heard that, as soon as they put me on the spot with the fake story, I didn't know how to follow through with their lie.

You want to know what else I've learned, too, is people say this is up, but if you have to lie a couple of times, let's just say you do tell them you're a billionaire. Just pretend like your watch is yours. No, but that's not shady by you. That's shady for them because that means they only wanted to sleep with you for billions. So the joke's on them for being a bad person.

And one person thought I was the owner of the bar that they met me at. That's funny.

It's true. I've thought about a lot of this.We.

Know you have.You're right.

I've woken up with Flights' book on Expedia like, What the fuck going on? What am I doing?

Yeah, crazy shit. This one girl actually legitimately thought I was the owner of this bar that I would go to a lot. Obviously, I was too honest. I was like, No, I'm not an owner. My other friend was like, Why would you do that? You should have just lied and said you were the owner of the bar and see if you could have taken her home.

What happened when you told her you weren't?

I don't think she ever talked to me again.

Yeah, because it'd be like... It's a cold world, bro.

Most of the women, those are the women, too, that's like, If you got money, make it rain on them a bit.

I feel you, though. If you get friends on a few times, it starts to fuck with your head, right?

Yeah. Mentally, yeah. And then you get self-conscious about like...

I mean, you should see the women in LA. I think LA and Miami are the same city.

What about... No. No. This is way easier.

La is a lot of locations.

Trust me, that's what I told you, bro. La, it's a different type of girl. They're looking for a different type of thing, I think.Use.

And abuse.What do you think they're looking for?Use and abusers.I.

Don't know. They want a long term status play. Here, for the night, they could tell their friends. In LA, they want that long term-They want the clout.clout money for a while.

They want to be stable.

They want to take you for everything you Like Noel, yeah. Yeah.

Fuck you over, dude. Screw you over. Just have you to do enough for it. Yeah, no, I get it.

Do you ever just tell them, Hey, I like you. Or are it feelings for you?

I have. I've always been very hesitant to do that because I'm always like, The second I express any feelings, they're going to spiral and run away.

That's a light way to say, Hey, I'm about this. This is what I'm thinking of, right? Yeah.

We talked about it on the balcony. You got to be more confident in approaching women, and you can't be scared of Yeah.

Wait, when did all this- People are going to be like, 901.

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I'm sorry. When did all these things start? Because it sounds like all these instances with these women are like, you're pretending to have this or someone's saying this lie. Why did that stuff start happening?

I never planned. I was in a social setting where someone was just trying to be a good friend. Trying to get you late. Yeah. They were trying to be a good friend, team me up so I can just run with it. But I froze. It's like during the headlights.

Happy dad hats. Helps.

Helping a lot. It actually does. I got to start wearing it again.

Why not?

We got your happy dad hat. I know. I said I got to start wearing it again. Tiffy, I think you just got to get your confidence up in Bro and just go for it a little bit. Yeah.

You already have two chicks that want to fuck right now, right?

Yeah, hopefully. They have bad intentions, but whatever.

But also, dude- Dude, he's got to make a two-pointer. Don't be shooting threes right now.

Don't be shooting threes. The other thing is, bro, don't fear rejections. Just on to the next. I get rejected all the time.

Everyone does.

Yeah, that's the thing that stops me is I'm just so worried about getting rejected that I never take a chance.

Yeah, he did mention, though. That's the worst. He was comparing doing sales and talking to people and then getting used to rejection, but then he doesn't translate that when he approaches women. So it's like, you got to have the same mentality when you're doing sales with women.

You have to close.

What should our strategy be tomorrow? Do you think we should try? I think we should try to acquire even a day kill because we have a day party at Strawberry Moon. 2:00 PM. And then we have a huge break. The fight's not till 10:00. Oh, shit. There's going to be a lot of chicks at the day party. I think...Is.

There a kill?

Our first kill was a day kill.

That's beautiful. Also, be careful with the shots. That's crazy. They will get you with the shots. If they off you, You want to take a shot? That's when it goes downhill a bit. You get too drunk.

I'm actually stunned. We took some shots earlier, and I'm completely sober from the shots earlier.

I think the strategy is Sugar Sean wins tomorrow. He's going to be here. It's going to be late by then. You make sure you're by his side like you're his best friend.

That's one thing we got to be cautious of, though. It's going to be extremely late. The fight's going to end at 1:00. Sugar is going to pull up here at 3:00, 3:30.Wow.Yeah, dude. It's going to be late night.

You don't want to wait till that I know.

I was struggling at a live.

Well, you don't think sometimes end of the night is a good thing because then everyone's like...

End of the night is usually 3:00. That's when our night is going to start tomorrow.

I was struggling at live because you saw what happened.

It's going to be like a 07:00, 08:00, 10:00 AM type of night.

You don't have any roster layups that you could toss to me. Roster layups? Yeah.

Can you wingman them tomorrow, Brad?

I would. I'll do it.

Yeah, anytime.

I'll do it. I think you can get it done.Put.

Mics on?Yeah.

What, mics? Yeah, we can do that. We can mic up. Yeah, I'll do it.Strawberry Moon is going to be crazy tomorrow.

You should see what happened at Live. What happened at Live? I was telling him because we were behind Poly D at the DJ booth, we went to a table on the other side, a bunch of girls everywhere, and I stand up on the back area, the back seat, and this girl approaches me. At first, I thought she was going to kiss my cheek. I didn't think anything. She just kiss me on the cheek. Then all of a sudden, she French-kisses me, which was great. But the second she finished this kissing me, the guy standing next to her, I looked to my right and I see her like this, and the guy spits into her mouth, and I was just completely stunned. It was Banks.

It was Banks.

I was like...

Wait, this makes it so much more fucking hilarious.

When I saw this girl get spit in the mouth... That's classic Banks shit, though. I was just like, Are you kidding me? And I think I scurried away and ran.

So she French kiss you, then immediately got spit in her mouth from Banks? Yes.

But that's the first time you met him, right? So you didn't know.

Honestly, if he was in this room right now, I probably would have a hard time remembering Remembering him, just to be honest.Wow.Shout.

Out Banks.

That is too funny.

I'm trying to think of any other tendencies you might have to change.

I mean, it can be socially awkward if I don't know people.

Probably absolutely change that fit.

Yeah.

We'llwhat's your-Just get you a fit for tomorrow.Just.

Get a black tee and jeans.

You got the rolly now.

Oh, yeah. That thing is awesome. I love it.That thing's a super power looky.

And then Rock Happy Dad.

I was walking the dog the other day, and I saw someone just staring. They were petting the dog and staring at my watch.Yes.

Sir.it's fire.

It's a nice one.

Do you think girls care about money or Fame more?

Nowadays, Fame.

Because money comes from it.

Yeah, but I also think they're going to identify you by Fame before having money. It's easier.

I think Fame for sure.

But I think the idea of the fame around a person, they think that, Oh, if I'm around, I can have some of that for myself.

Yeah, dude, you're fking stock tip Dave, bro. Put that in your head. Honestly, maybe deny a couple of chics tomorrow, if you're really feeling it.

Hopefully, I'm in a position to do that.

That was fucking funny. Imagine that chic's confidence.

Oh, yeah. She's going to go way down when she gets rejected by a guy.

What are you going to say?

No, when a woman who's expecting to get a bunch of guys to-No, dude, I'm joking.

Don't reject anything, bro. Take whatever you can get. I'm serious. I'm not saying that negatively.

I mean, okay.

In this case, yes. You don't care who it is, right? You can't care about your virginity at this point. Some people care who they lose it to.

Yeah, that's a good question. Do you care who you lose it to at this point?

I mean, not to sound rude, but I don't want someone that's completely gross.Of course.

Fair enough.

So like a four or five?

What's your type? So when I know when we go tomorrow.

Description. Blonde, you said?

Yeah, like everybody. Blonde hair, red hair, brown hair, brunette, black hair. You don't prefer?

There's not one you prefer?

Not really, but I guess you could say I gravitate towards light brown hair and blonde-ish.

Cool.

See, I was worried about when we had this challenge because I was like, there's got to be something up. Does he not like Chicks?

But you love Chicks. Yeah, I'm just incredible. I'm like, literally, I'm painfully shy.

Some people don't have a bird radar at all. I'll be at the gym and I'll be with the trainer. Me and the trainer will notice a girl right away, and Gamble will have no clue. Some guys don't look. You're like a looker. You have a good bird radar. If there's a bird over there that's hot, you know. Then you set your eyes on them. Brad's probably like that, too.

You have a radar. You know right away. You know right away. Yeah.

Self awareness.

Got to be the room. It's all over Miami. Girls are everywhere.

Didn't you go through the whole gay phase?

No, you realized you were-I was not allowed to do anything, and no, I did not. Oh, I don't know. Just curious. I'm not going to be straight.

Maybe that was never a thing for you? You never thought about it? Okay.

About what? Have you ever questioned it?

No. No, it's just me just not knowing what to say at the right time. Because one of the tendencies that I'm sure Stani was told is that I have a knack for saying shit at the wrong time, or I say something that has nothing to do with anything anybody's talking about. That's why on my Instagram, I put the king of random information because I know a bunch of things that nobody cares about.I feel like that can work.That's.

A problem.It works in a sense.I.

Feel like that can work.

No, that is not going to work, bro. You can't drop stupid-ass fun facts. You know what I mean?

It's like telling that... There's a dick out there that 100% works on.

Yes, but not at Strawberry Moon tomorrow.

It depends on the situation and scenarios.

You like taller girls, shorter girls?

I love taller girls. I don't know if they're interested in me. That's why I like... That's dope.

Yeah, they can't be taller than you.

Are you like a dick guy or a butt guy?

At first, I like dick, and then as I got older, both. That's when you learn. I gravitate more towards the ass, but towards the hiney. Yeah.

Nice shooter.

I feel like for us, going to set you up with a chick, and then his Jim Bro Instincts are going to kick in, and then you're going to fuck her. Then you're going to be a full savage. Promise him right now, you won't do that.

No, I would never do that to you.

No, I would not.

Would you do that to me or him? No, I never do that.

Never. I'm not even-Is that off limits?

What? Like someone's a friend's ex?

I would feel horrible. Well, here's the thing. If I knew who they dated previously, I would not do it because I'd have too much of a conscience. If it was your ex-girlfriend, I don't think there's a chance in hell I would do it. That's a good guy. But if I knew the girl and didn't know you or didn't know you existed.Oh, of course. Probably. You don't know the guy.

That's a good part.

That's good. Keep that.

How about girls at work, in the workplace?

Depends how drunk I am and how good-looking they are.

How about you?

Girls in the workplace?

No, Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I thought you meant strippers. Sorry. I thought you were talking about we need to work with strippers.

If you work with a girl.

You're on a podcast with a girl or something. I've had tons of crushes on girls that I work with, but there's always the policy that you don't shit where you sleep.Shit where you eat.It's.

True.shit where you eat.

You could shit where you eat as long as you just clean it up.

No.

Just get a maid in there, clean it up.

We can shit where you eat.

We can quit the job and then go after them after.

Absolutely. I have one girl at work, she's like, Dave, I would ruin you.

She said, Try me.

She's like, I would be bad for you.

I would ruin you. You know what? Honestly, in a sick way, bro, I'm honestly jealous of your situation, bro. Because like...

Go ahead, explain.

Want to get virgin? I don't know about you guys, but women have drove me crazy, bro. Right? Yeah. Is that the hottest take of all time? Stupide take? Let's just take that take out, maybe.

No, we'll leave that take in. I get it. I see what you're saying, but at the same time, you're all trash.

You could find good in any situation, even a situation as interesting as this one. Yeah. There's got to be some good from it, right?

Oh, yeah. Have you ever met another guy in your situation? What? Have you ever met another dude?

No. Okay. I'm one of a kind.

Okay, well, are we going to get this done Saturday? I think we will. How are you feeling, Dave?

Okay, good. Wait, wait. One more time.

I was scared going into this, like I said. But now that I've seen you and I've seen you in the zone and in the atmosphere, I'm not worried, bro.

Yeah.

Yo, I'm really not. I'm going to sabotage myself.

Another really important thing.

You can't, though. Why would you?

I don't know. You're good.

You're literally good. I'm telling you you're good.

You can do it. Dude, this is the most important thing I've learned is make sure you're not wasting time either with the wrong one. So if there's a check-We're all going to be fucking watching.

Yeah. You can't get too sauce-thiny, too.

No offense. We're partying all day. I can't guarantee that.

You got to maintain yourself. We got to be a bit...

I'll do my best. We got to be a bit unselfish. We can't just be getting absolutely blacked out.

This is a good thing to talk about. You got to be looking at. Yeah, I'm going to wingman him, but that's a good thing he's mentioned. In your perspective When do you think is the right time to pull out? I guess we could all answer this. Because how do you know that she's like, I'm good.

There's a time, too, when you're just like, What are you doing after this? And then it's like, I'm going home or I'm going to hang out. I'm going to stay with my friends.That's it. Done.yeah, then next.Yeah..

Got it.

It was nice talking to you. Don't waste time. Pod, you're like, You definitely spit on your move to get a girl from the club to your apartment?

I just say, You want to go to my place? You want to come back?

You should be straight up with that.

See, that's low-key funny, though.

That's funny, bro. If you've done that much, I'm sure you've done some crazy shit. That's why I said it.

Okay. Yeah, whatever. It's all good.

Where's the craziest place you've been?

Oh, shit. A movie theater, probably.

Really? How did you make that possible?

Way back in the back.

No one heard you? What the heck?

We were quiet. We were like, I think we knew what it was.

What about you?

I don't know. I haven't done a movie theater. Oh, airplane. I probably got a little half handy in a movie theater. That's about it.

You know one of the girls-Is it airplane in a theater?

That's insane. That's actually wild.

Is an airplane illegal?

A commercialCommercial.

You fixed on a commercial airline?

Can you explain to us how you pulled that off? Please. I'm curious. In the bathroom?

Yeah. So I was going to Brazil.

Were you flying first class?

Yes. Okay. But this plane is super big. So they have a whole section in the middle of bathrooms.

Oh, it's one of those.

Exactly. So there's bigger bathrooms in the middle of the plane. Okay.

Where no one's looking.

Yeah. So it was like we flew a night time flight, so everyone goes to sleep at some point. And at some point everyone's asleep. And people aren't just walking around. And we just... She went in and then I went in.

Okay. It makes sense.

But you were traveling with this person. This wasn't a Rando, right? Rando ball on a plane.

That'd be insane. Probably the golf course.

One of the girls from the speed date wanted to...

That's dope. Wait, hold on. Wait. In a golf cart? Or like-Golf cart.

Like a back seat? Bathroom, outdoor bathroom.

Whoa, dude. That's crazy.

It's pretty dope.

I don't have anything that Your house once. Shot like five or two.

You f at my house? No way.

I swear I did. No way. I swear.

Broke 80 that day. I did.

I stayed there when I had an early flight. This was back when you had your roommate shit. He didn't tell you about that? No.

Wait, what did you say?

He f at my house. But yeah.

What the hell?

I don't think you care, bro. What's here is like a hot tub or some shit?

No, I haven't really had anything that crazy.

No, not that wild neither.

You haven't done a lot of shit yet. You haven't done anything like you said, Not huge. Really? Would you eat the booty? You're about to turn 30, bro. You're almost on stock tips level. You've never done it.

I guess no. So maybe I try-How have you never done it? Dude, it just doesn't really cross my mind. I don't know.

There's some girls that like that.

You should probably try before you die, at least.

I will before I die.

I don't do it very often at all in any way, but like... Yeah.

But what about Ian Boody?

Yeah, I've done that once hammered.

Oh, yeah, bro.

I mean, on the right check.

You do that a lot. Non-randoms.

No, not non-randoms.

That's 100%. It's got to be the right one.

Wifey shit only.

One of the girls from the speed date, she was asking about having sex on a basketball court. There you go.

You should do that. What did you say?

I was like, I don't know how you'd get away with it. You'd have to find a good hiding spot.

It doesn't have to be at the arena, bro. It could just be at a random court. True.

Yeah, like an outdoor basketball court or something.

Let that interview freak out, bro. Come on. Yeah.

Don't forget to make them laugh. Women love when you make them laugh.

Yeah. I know, hey? Yeah.

Women love comedy. They just laugh. I mean, especially if they laugh at your bullshit. Yeah.

God, I have so many jokes for you. I just can't say them, man.

Just fire me.

Just say it.

Is that why you send the dick out? You're just trying to... Is that why?

You're trying to make a laugh? Of course, Brad would say that.

People are eating that up. I know.

Giving girl advice. Every time Brad wants to say something, mind me? Guys batting average is so low. Yeah, I know. Under 100 for sure. Oh, yeah.

I'm on the bench for a reason. You are saying the right things. 100 %. I'm just trolling you. You are You're doing the right things. You are right. I'm just giving you shit, man.

All right, so we got Ryan Garcia who's going through it right now. He's your boy. I see him at Zoom. Yeah. I saw you actually tweeted the nice guy you are. You said, Yo, reach out to me. I'm up for his fight.

I want to party with him.

It seems like we actually might need him tomorrow.

Based on what I've heard, I've heard great things.

But I want to party with Garcia. You think he's actually messed up or is it a sales, some more pay-per-views, get the attention?

I don't know. Genially, I don't know. Obviously, I watched, he did a Twitter space with Tate where they were talking about it. Yeah.

So what was up with that?

Yeah, I don't know.

Did you listen to it? I did. Do you believe what he said?

I don't know.

What did he say?

I just saw the clip, so I'm not too informed on it. But he just said when he was two, people made him whatever, just some weird shit. And then Bohemian Grove is real. Yeah.

But I have no idea. What do you guys think when you hear about all this Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, elitist stuff? What do you actually think?

I believe it. I think there's definitely...

I mean, if you consider-But yeah, define the Illuminati.

Look at this, right? We made YouTube videos, we made content. We wouldn't necessarily- Some people come, We're in the Illuminati.

You moved to Hollywood. You sold out, you're in the Illuminati.

No. But use that as an example. You wouldn't necessarily just let anyone as a creator join your team and get cloud and get views. So there's that barrier of entry there. So I just imagine whatever this group is, people call it Illuminati, it's people who have the highest barrier of entry. It's just people who are just billionaires. They move money around the world.Trillionaires.Trillionaires. All the money in the world and all the control. I'm assuming there's probably those people in the world who probably talk to each other.We talk to each other.Of course. So it's silly to think it's like some...

Yeah, money rules the world.

Right.

And if you don't get that, then you're a idiot. Money rules the world. And there's a group of people that have money. Yeah. And of course, they have influence.

Exactly. So what about P. Ditty?

He's not on Illuminati level. That's the one thing that annoys me. When people say Illuminati, they're like, this rapper's in the Illuminati. I'm like, dude, this rapper's not in the Illuminati.

Rapper is trying to flex that there. I know.

That rapper is so not even on that level, like you said. That guy's... I don't know. I'm not saying... I just think people boost it a little too hard. I think the Illuminati is the people that you don't know about.

I don't know.

That shit scares me now.

People who control most of the money in the world.

But nobody knows who they are. That's the best.

Well, a lot of people know who they are, but we don't really.

It's always the Ryan Garcia or Ice Spice that talks about it, and they're just like...

Because that shit does sell now, too. When Lil Nas X does some devil shit, it gets views. It got me mad, to be honest. When I saw his video where he was humping the devil and shit. Industry Baby with Jack Carlos slaps. But that music video, the other one pissed me the fuck off, dude. When he was humping the devil, I was actually angry. It was disrespectful for sure.

It's just weird. And then the blood in the shoe. Do you remember that? Yeah.

But it does get traction. How about that other chick that did that recently, right? That girl, Doja Cat or something. She do some Satanic shit.

She's a bunch of tattoos and shit.

She was a Satanic music video or something.

I don't know. Doja Cat, she looked better when she had long hair. The whole blonde Yeah.

Doja Cat's a two.

Shaved head. It looks like a...

It just feels like people are doing like Mgk getting that tattoo, too. It's just like, why do people do this shit, bro? It gets attention.

Wait, what did Mgk get tattooed?

His whole body. It's like black. It's just all ink, but he has some lines in it.

But So when people say the Illuminati, they think that they're Satanic. Do you believe in that?

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't rule anything out on this.

At this point, everything that I've seen in the way that the world's gone and the way that it seems to be going, I don't know about Satanic. There's definitely evil. It's definitely evil. I definitely don't think everyone's just for the good of all people. You know what I'm saying? I don't think everyone's on that page, even though you wish it would be that simple. I don't know the details of it. It's definitely weird, man.

I love thinking about that, though. It's such an interesting thing, the people that...

Yeah, but it's weird in this situation with the whole Ryan thing is, in my mind, is why would he joke or joke about that or talk about in a way to just promote a fight?

Yeah, it's a bit weird. I think there's obviously some truth to what he's saying in general. But I do think a lot of people just say it for attention at the same time. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Because every time someone talks about that, it does get attention. Right. So I don't really know. How would I possibly know if he's lying or not?

Obviously, I don't know the details, but yeah, it definitely gathers attention. Those really dividing topics.

Dave, do you believe in the Illuminati stuff?

I I'm going to say not really because I need to learn more about it.

Wait, are you in the Illuminati, Dave?

He's the one, right?

You're in LA a lot. When you said Illuminati, the first thing I thought of was the Tom Cruise movie. We're not Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks' movie. He did a movie about the Illuminati.

Tiff, he's a huge movie guy. I know what you're talking about. You've seen every movie, haven't you? Yeah.

That's the first thought that came to my head.

Do you think that those people created the system that we're in now? The concept of money?

Well, yes, bro. So this is the thing. There is actually no denying the fact thatWe're mentally enslaved? Yes. And also money, it's all a construct. It's because at one point, everything was like a barter system, and you had this, so you gave this to that person, they gave you this. And then we created the currency system, and that's when everything changed. And the people who owned the banks and everything.

The currency system is like a way to enslave the human race, pretty much.

Social Security numbers, all that stuff.

My thing that really gets me fucked up when I think about that is if you are admitting that, that the concept of the money in the banking system we have is a way to enslave the human population Who was the smart person that thought of that?

The people at the beginning who were developing these countries, basically.

That's just a next level. Yeah. That's not going to scare you? Are these people more intelligent than the average person?

Yeah. Well, then we started talking about aliens and shit, and I started thinking about that.

I think Illuminati is aliens.

Well, I think it's just humans advance this crazy level.

That's my theory on the world.

It's very deep. This is a very interesting conversation. But there is definitely There's definitely no denying the fact that at one point this inventive currency and moving and owning banks and countries. Because at one point it was just native tribes that were in power because they had certain resources. Now it's like, oh, we have these weapons, and now we're in control, and we're the government, and we're the structure. That shit's-It's deep. It has to be deep. I don't know.

Damn, this is a full seven podcast, right?

We really touched on all topics here.

I Imagine if it was just a human race that was just already so advanced and that they, I don't want to say came back, but continue to... That's what aliens are. It's just humans that have so fully evolved into this. I think it's aliens. Yeah. But aren't aliens just humans?

I think they needed a new planet to live on, and they came here and they saw this planet.

We're still waiting for them to release pictures.

There's a bunch of dumb ass animals here. But these animals are the smartest ones.

Yeah, with the consciousness.

We got to enslave them and make them do everything. And then they'll build everything. They'll We'll do all this, and we'll just sit back and check.

What do you think the purpose of that would be then for them? I don't know.

Maybe they needed a new planet. Maybe their planet was dust and they came across Earth. They're like, damn, this shit's 70% water.

This shit's lit.

God did a good job here. He fixed us on our planet. They took over Earth.

Are we in the Friar Truman Show? Because you look at the stars and you're just like, Dude, the world's so beautiful.

This is way too weird.

Are you religious, Tiffy?

No. I had a bar mitzvah. You're atheist? No, I had a bar mitzvah, and then I called it quitz.

But do you believe in God or no?

I mean, not really. Not in my your situation. True.

No, not in your situation. Maybe after Saturday, you are.

Damn, that's crazy. After you get some food, he's like, I believe in God.

Thank the Lord. Do you believe in God, Brad?

Yeah.

I do, too. You, too. That's what I think, too. I think the Earth is so beautiful and everything's It's too perfect. It's too perfect to be by accident, in my opinion.

Do you believe in God? Yeah, I do. Okay. You're Catholic, right?

I grew up in the Catholic Church, yeah. I wasn't so much of a fan of the structure of religion, but I definitely believe in God.

That could be jokes. You could tell birds that you were like a priest, and you just stopped becoming a priest, maybe. That's why you had this.

That's a crazy story.

That could work.

I don't think that's going to work with Miami.

If this doesn't work next time, we'll dress you up as a priest, and we'll go to the club with you dressed as a priest.

We'll be like, Yo, this was your final day. He hasn't been in 40 years because he's been a man of God.

Here's funny. That's insane. Kyle, when you're in Halloween in Atlanta, I dressed up as a blind referee. How are you a blind referee? Because I walked around with a cane. I had it. Okay. And I had glasses, and the whole thing looked like a priest. Nobody got the joke, and they thought I was just being a blind person. I was walking around, they're like, Dude, your costume's fucked up.

That's a brutal costume.

Did you at least wear the referee shirt?

I think I got so frustrated, I ended up trashing it and walking it around in my T-shirt.

Who gave you that idea? Are you just coming out of yourself?

Blind referee.

I thought it would be funny, and it backfired horribly. You just cosplayed a blind I know. I got a lot of shit.

Do you at least wear a referee shirt? Come on. You got to wear a referee shirt.

What do you guys think about the Jake Paul, Mike Tyson fight? Interesting.

Scriped.

How so? What do you mean by script?

It's just weird.

Like scripted in what way?

No, I don't know. I actually really like Jake Paul. It just seems so... It's odd, bro. It's a timing. I mean, it's obviously odd. No, he fights two no names, beats them both.

Well, the whole Jake Paul thing is like, he's fighting big money fights and fights. It almost seems like that he's for sure going to win to keep his record nice, which is like, this last guy was apparently an Uber driver. I don't know if that's true or not. You see it on the Internet.

You said that if Mike Tyson, I think even if he loses, it affects his legacy But at the same time, money is so good. It's like-Yeah, but do you think if Mike Tyson got knocked out by Jake Paul, people wouldn't be like, what the fuck? I don't think he can, though. He's 57.

But like- So then you think that goes both ways? The whole like, if Jake loses, it's like, well, it's Mike Tyson because I always figured Jake's goal was like-It's a win-win for Jake Paul.

It's not that big of a... Yeah, it's a huge win-win for Jake Paul in this situation. He can't lose.

Yeah. No, 100 %. I know that. Because I always consider-This is a nice one for him. I always considered it was this, not necessarily Mike Tyson, but it was something like this. He'd actually get a fight with like, Canelo and just get mobbed and be like, well, of course, you lost to Canelo, but get a massive payday. But now it seems like it's this.

This one was really random to me. I'll be honest. When I saw it, I was just like, what the fuck?

What's with posting the old footage of this guy being like, he's promoting He posted it?

It's just to compare.

He posted, but he posted a four-year-old video to compare. And he's like, My guy, his training guy sent this last week or something. What's with that?

Because he was 53 at a time, and he still that fast, that quick, that strong.

How old is Mike?

Is he 50?Fifty-seven.

He's going to be 57 at the fight.

I still think he wins.

That's old as fuck.

He's almost 60.

But four years ago, you're still like...

But do you see the clip of him talking to Joe Rogan about that clip, which was four years ago? After he did that clip, He said he was in bed for just, I don't know, a day, just recovering. Tyson? Yes. The question is, what's that going to be? Is that a real boxing fight? Is it an exhibition?

What's going on? Here's the thing is, how motivated do you think Mike is to get in shape and have a training? Do you think he's going to do that? Probably not.

What does it look like? Does Jake just mop him up?

Mike definitely stays in shape.

I just don't know how serious.

It's like the Mayweather fight with Logan Paul.

You think it's an exhibition?

Yeah, for sure. It's the same thing as the Logan-Floid fight. I look at it.

But Floyd was trying to finish Logan.

Yeah. It wasn't.

He was landing shots on him, bro.

Towards the end of the fight. I guess Logan's also a big boy, so it's quite hard to knock him out.

I don't know. It's interesting.

Why would Floyd not try to knock Logan out?

Because why does he give a fight?

I think He just wants to knock him out, bro.

I don't think he cares, bro. That's what I'm saying. I think these guys are just like, Dude, easy money bag.

They do think that, too. But I'm sure Floyd was trying to knock Logan out. He was landing a lot of shots on him.

Our most reasonable exhibition fight right now, I think, is a Pacquiao and Mayweather rematch. I think that's happening in May. That's more realistic. They're both out of retirement.

For sure.

I love to see that. That's more realistic. They're both older and both in the same eras. That's like, I don't know, investing in wrestling, like Hulk Hogan facing like, Logan Paul right now.

It doesn't make sense. I wonder how much Netflix is paying them. A lot. Because that's their first streaming thing that they've ever really done. That's just like, live streaming.

Yeah.

It must be insane.

It's a huge W for Jake. Because even Netflix. Huge, crazy.

Massive W for Even Netflix is signing with WWE to stream Monday Night Rock.

Holy shit.

If they're able to stream this boxing fight, and then obviously, WWE coming in next year, it's like, Netflix is just going to take over with the streaming.

It's just starting to feel like just celebrity deathmatch. It's like the clay thing. You remember that?

That was the best shit ever.

This is what it feels like to me.

What was your favorite cartoon growing up, honestly?

Dragon Ball Z. Yeah.

Do you think I'm like, not at all.

So what's your prediction for that fight?

I would say Jake.

Fuck, It goes the distance and Jake wins.

Jake, by decision, if it's under decision, probably Mike would win, hopefully, a knockout. If he does, right? But decision is Jake.

I don't even know how to call these fights because I don't know what the fuck it really is. But I feel like there's more money in the future for Jake to continue fighting. So it makes sense that Jake would win to continue to get bags.

Jake clearly has a knockout power.

Yeah.

But the thing is like Jake is-That's the thing.

How heavy is Mike?

200.

Tyron Probably weighted like what? 170, maybe?

How much is-I think he's 230.

Mike Tyson is big.

Boxing heavyweights, I think is 200 something.

I mean, dude, he's almost 60, though.

I don't know. This whole thing is just weird.

But I think the money for them to continue, not necessarily... There's more money in Jake continuing to keep the W to keep going.

Who do you think? Jake?

I think Tyson should be able to knock him. I think Tyson's got enough skill to get him with one punch, whether it's an uppercut or something when he's not paying attention.

But yeah, I see that, too. Jake is 100% going to knock out Tyson for sure.

I don't think it's going to be a knockout. I think it's just a decision.

That's his goal. But realistically, Tyson is going to expect that.

So it'll probably go to distance. To me, it almost feels like it's going to be a It's like a more aggressive spar. Yeah. I'll be honest. In my opinion, if I was like, Hey, we're going to do this, because both professional fighters are fighting enough to know, Hey, this is what sparring is like, to go in and do that without headgeared. So what?

You think that they just both agree on that?

My personal opinion, yeah. I don't think they're going in there to kill each other. It's just fun, probably. Yeah, they're both going in to make a ton of money, and I think someone can get the W. It doesn't really matter who.

It might be happy.

But I don't think they're going to go in there to kill each other, which you'll be able to see, I think. If I'm wrong, you'll go watch it. If he's really going for them knockouts.

When is it, by the way?

I think July. All right, Saturday, let's get this shit done. We'll lock in. Absolutely.

You ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

If you guys are watching, we're going to be posting the Nelk video next Monday. So this Monday, what is it? March 18th? Yeah, right? March 18th, it's going to be on Nelk. We haven't uploaded in four months.

People are going to love you on YouTube.

Yeah. Get ready, David.

Any last words, stock tip?

Hopefully, it's a successful weekend.

It will be.

Make sure you're watching our Snapchat and shit. If you guys want to see it go down live. Or no, it's already happened. Never mind. I'm an idiot. All right, boys.

All right. Sweet.

See you.