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Sup, gigglers? Darius, fix your wifi.

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up? My cheese grater. Gigglers. It's beautiful in New York City, no?

It's so gorgeous. And when I got here, I was smacked right in the face with Chris's thighs because he was standing outside, he was wearing shorts. He had just come from the gym. Before he could even say, he said, don't say anything. I thought I had time to go home, and I didn't.

At least send us a warning text if you're gonna show up with your thighs out.

I was like, I've never seen you not sitting at your desk.

I didn't know he had legs.

Yeah. No.

I could even walk. Well, walking here, I stepped on a used condom. But that's just New York City. They tied it.

And that's nice.

And that's called.

That's chivalry. It's so funny. I was getting out of my Uber, and I saw this girl riding by on a city bike with a high ponytail, red hair, like yours, shorts. And I was like, if Hannah fucking city biked here. Cause it's the first nice day, I'll kick her in the throat.

First of all, I don't trust myself to city bike. I can't even. I can't drive a car. I wouldn't put other people in danger. Cause I think it would be fun for me to city bike for two minutes. I'm not trying to take out a whole family because I want a breeze.

Have you ever city biked anywhere?

No.

Me neither.

I feel like New Yorkers are like, we're actually really scared of everything in New York. It's like the non New Yorkers that are like, look at those bikes. Let's ride them.

Yeah. No. No.

Like, absolutely not.

I feel like a lot of people do ride them.

I know Des does.

Really? Well, not anymore. And lesson learned, you can never city bikes.

Speaking of, he's like, oh, my God. I got annoyed with him today because I was walking around my bed, as one does, and I. On top of it, just around it.

Oh, okay.

I was just walking by it. You know, like every time you walk by your bed, you have to hit your knee so hard at the corner of your bed. I will hit corners. I don't know what's wrong with my limbs. And I hit, like, the bone in my knee so hard that I was.

Like, fell to the ground.

I fell to the ground. I was lying there and he's like, babe, are you okay? I'm like, I'll be fine. I'll be fine. And then it was lingering, like, it was, like, sore.

Yeah.

And then I was like, wow, my knee fucking hurts. And then he was like, stop. And I was like, no, it hurts. And he was like, my fucking acl has been ripped open. I don't feel bad for you at all. And I'm like. Cause both of his parents are dead also. So I can't be upset over my grandpa. So it's like, what can I be upset about? I can't be upset about anything. And my knee is fucking hurting right now.

With no sympathy.

Yes. Yeah, it's probably broke skin. And he has no sympathy for me. Cause he tore his ACL. And I'm like, but that's. Everyone's fighting their own battles.

No, men, like, when they get sick. Honestly, this past week, Craig was supposed to fly to California. And like 2 hours before he's get us on his flight, he calls me and he's like, I have really bad news. And I'm like, meanwhile, I'm in New York doing my own thing. Okay? He's like, I don't.

Who is this?

He goes, I don't think I can get on the plane to fly to California because my nose is so stubby. And I was like, what?

Breath through your mouth?

No. He was like, I'm just like, I'm nervous I'll get more sick. And I was just like, okay.

It wasn't like you. All the things you did the last.

Time he had a sniffle, like, his allergies hit, you know, like, it's just, they can't do anything. Also, I have a side bang happening.

What does this mean for society? What is the cultural like, I don't know if. What influence you're about to have. Because I'm scared.

No, I'm scared.

With great power comes great responsibility.

And I was just like, what if I look like I'm going to. Actually, this is what I looked like, in high school, I feel like.

I feel like we're all just becoming who we were in 2014.

And you know what I realized, too, is, like, I love watching on Netflix stupid high school shows. It gets me going.

Do you think it's cause that's when you peaked?

Quite possibly. Like, it was my fa. Everyone was like, oh, my God. High school was, like. Like, the worst. And, like, everyone was so mean, and I was like, wait. I literally loved every second of it. I just kept me on the cheerleading team. Prom queen. My boyfriend was so hot in high school. I loved every second of it.

Oh, my God. It's so easy to hate you even hearing myself.

I'm like, shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch. You probably can't read. And that's true.

That's true.

Not true. And you would suddenly lose some.

So I found this old photo from, like, a 7th grade prom where I look like a bitch a bit. I was feeling myself. Cause I had my nana in my ear. Like, my nana was running ear. You said she was my manager, my publicist, and she did my glam. Like, I remember her being like, sit down. Like, you're gonna look amazing. I remember think, like, I was delusional from day one, but I remember thinking, like, when I walk into this dance, everyone's gonna turn their head. Like, I truly believe. And, you know, my nine was, like, gorgeous. You're gonna be a model. You look gorgeous.

No, middle school dances were a different.

I mean, we talk about middle school dances a little too much on giggly squad, we talk about grinding. But no, I would go and then I would always. I was always like, find that one friend that I'd be like, we should leave. Right?

Well, think about it now. Like, they're probably just all sitting there on their phones.

Yeah.

Cause, like, we didn't have phones at middle school.

Or they're all doing, like, do they do TikTok dances?

At dancing?

Like, the hot girls just start doing it in unison, and you're like, oh, I don't even know what the hot girls are doing. Like, what do I do? Oh, my God. You're, like, in the back of the hot girls, trying to follow what they were doing. Like, grease, but, like, sluttier.

I just remember wanting to wear, like, a skinny scarf around my neck and, like, slow dance.

I just remember wanting to grind the fuck out of someone. Speaking of grinding, for, like, 3 seconds, my jaw. I've been grinding everywhere every night, and my jaw is killing me.

Wait, really?

I'm a grinder?

Oh, I didn't know that about you.

You didn't know that?

I've never. But I've slept with you multiple times, and I feel like I've never heard it.

I feel like I'm a subtle grinder.

Cause I used to have a girlfriend in high school, and every time she would sleep over, I'd literally almost suffocate.

Like, it was like a suffocation because.

I could hear it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I think I'm like. It's an.

I didn't know what it was at first. And I, like, remember getting out of my bed and thinking there was an animal in my room, like, in the corner, and I'm trying to find it, and then I realized it was my friend Jessica. Can you shut the fuck up?

People are saying that we should normalize more, like, adult sleepovers.

Yeah, we should.

And I agree with that to an extent. Like, especially when you don't wanna go home, it's totally normal just to fall asleep.

I don't wanna sleep in the bed with someone, but I would totally sleep. Well, let's rework that. I would let people sleep at my apartment. I don't wanna go sleep at other apartments. Yeah.

Cause when you go to someone else.

We could never have one. Because we would both be like, okay, I'm going to my own bed.

Even though we literally slept in the same bed for three summers. And you're like, we could never. We could literally never.

Not if our own beds were there.

Not if we're forced to contractually.

Not if it's an obligation. Not if you told me I had to do it. Okay. No, what I wanted to say was, I kept seeing this thing on TikTok, and the question was, you're trapped in a forest. Do you want to be trapped with a man hunting you or a bear? And that really fucking threw me. Because every girl they asked, they were like, oh, I think the bear.

I saw it. They didn't say. I think every girl just was like, the bear?

Yeah.

And it's funny. Cause this is, again, my delusional side coming over. I think that I could befriend the bear.

Yeah.

Like, I'd be like.

You'd be like, okay, let's come here.

I have a cat.

All cat people, I feel, like, think like that.

Cause if I can make a cat like me, I'm like, I can make a bear like me.

Remember when there was, like, that whole thing? What was that, like, whole thing? I think maybe we were in college or maybe, like, post college where they killed that. Like, people, like, couldn't talk about it for years.

Where they killed that like gorilla. Oh God.

Do you remember that?

Yes.

I feel like that would have been a situation where you'd be like, I feel like I could talk to.

I don't know if it's because also we grew up like watching Tarzan. I feel like if I grew up in the jungle.

Yeah.

I would be like boys with like people. Like, I mean, by people, I mean animals.

Wild thornberries did that to you?

You wild? No, because I feel I just really empathic with animals. I just feel like animals understand me.

I feel like that'd be a really good Halloween costume for you and dad. Thornberry is one of the thorn. The thornberrys.

I was recently thinking that I want to do a Halloween costume that's literally like just a UpS worker. Like, can we normalize that?

They already have that. Like sexy ones.

No. Oh, no. Like an actual USB's worker. Cuz us workers scare me. They're my biggest fear.

Yeah, no, they have that. Like people go as.

No, like when I see a bear, I'd be like, okay, first of all, it's adorable, right? Doesn't even know how freaking adorable is. Have you seen bear's ears? They're fucking adorable.

Have you seen those ones?

Winnie the fucking poo red panda bears.

That are small and. But they want to be like show that they're attacking. So they try and get bigger, but they just go like this.

But they're like 2ft and they're doors. See, at least the bears would be funny, right? Why is the first thing you're Lona Forrest? You'd be like, okay, well, now I have to cut his dick off.

I just feel like I could outsmart.

Well, who, right?

That's the thing.

How crazy?

No, I feel like I could outsmart the bear. If the guy is doing drugs or drinking, then I can't.

I just feel like if the bear got hungry, I would give it my arm. I'd be like, you can eat my arm and we're gonna figure this out together. Just cuddle up with me. We're the man. I'm like, don't fucking touch me.

No. Yeah, that's.

Speaking of something I saw on TikTok too. This is crazy about men. And I don't even want to say it out loud cause it's so disturbing. This man goes on and he goes, I just want you guys to know that people say that men are more logical than women, but they actually just lack empathy.

Interesting.

So it's like they're just literally not thinking about how other people are feeling as much as we are. So they're not logical. They're actually just psychopaths.

Okay. I wish you didn't say that last part. I really wish you didn't say that last part, because I feel like.

Oh.

Cause you are like that. I am like that.

But I do think when you're really close to someone and you love them a lot, you will do some selfish things because you don't have to be fake with them. Like, you're just being.

I just feel, as a woman, I'm not as emotional as some. I think there's, like, a great thing.

Can you cut to last episode when she was crying, going, I've been so emotional lately.

I was so emotional this weekend. Like, I was tearing up that people.

Were being mean to Jojo.

He must not bring up Jojo Siwa. Yeah, that makes me upset.

We, like, went strong with the Joe to see what digs.

No, here's the thing. Sometimes I'll see, like, a clip of giggly squid, and I'll just gander in the comments or like, something, and I'm like, wait, none of what we say is serious. Like, can you believe that they joked about that? Any who. Wait, this is actually really funny. I'm getting nervous that. Not that I feel like I'm, like, full Gen Z just because, like, I love TikTok, but I feel like I'm on TikTok as much as Gen Z because my attention span recently, like, I'm like, okay, why are you talking so slow? To the point that when. Now when I'm on FaceTime, you know how you can click the side and speed up TikToks? I was on FaceTime the other day, and I went to click the side to, like, speed it up.

That's so funny.

And then I felt so.

You were, like, gasping.

Talk faster.

So Lois will look at her phone and be facetiming someone, but not know and try to swipe past it, like, out of it.

We're done.

I get it. Get the point enough.

No, that's how I feel. But I feel like my attention span, I can't. It used to have me excited to be like, okay, I'm gonna sit down on a Saturday night. I didn't do anything last night. Sit down and watch a movie. But I can't.

I do think, and I know this is gonna sound aggressive, but when you do something physical, like go to yoga or go for a walk, it's like you get out of your head and then time moves a little different. But when you're constantly in your head, you're like. But when you're walking, you get into kind of like a. I'm very skittish. Yeah, you're a literal. Also, people are like, Hannah, stop interrupting. Paige. I'm like, I know what she's gonna say. Like, I could finish the sentence for her.

Here's the thing.

We don't have time.

I don't want. Yeah, I don't want to finish my language.

Someone said, you okay. I was gandering in a comment for, like, too long that you were speaking slowly and I was speaking too fast, and they were like, I just can't take.

No. That. I've never wanted to speed up your facetime or one of your voice notes.

I'm here to get to the point.

Yeah, I have the rate at what you say. Speak.

I love you.

Thank you.

Also, we are at a weird time, though. Cause I've been going to college gigs and stuff and hanging out with the Gen Zs, my sisters, my brothers. And we're at this first time in the world that I'm consuming the same content they're consuming. Cause think about our parent. It's the first time we're consuming all the same music. It's really crazy. We're at.

It's the first time our generations are this close. Yeah.

And that we're all tech savvy.

Yes.

And, like, we're gonna be the first tech savvy, like, grandparents.

Wait, that's so crazy.

And we might not know the newest technology, but, like, we're not gonna be, like, how our grandparents were.

Right.

But also talking about boys and girls. I went, you know what's crazy is.

Like, you have one full set of grandparents, like, a grandma and a grandpa that are married to each other and.

Like, love to my life.

You're 32 years old. That's, like, very good.

You're acting like des now.

I mean, I don't have.

I don't feel fucking bad. Yeah, that's what. He doesn't have parents either. And I'm like, okay, well, that's not my problem. It's literally has nothing to do with me. And I'm. I'm trying to make this about me, but doesn't have to do with me. You don't have any grandparents?

No, I have. No. I have none.

So now I can't. Now I feel bad.

No, you can bring up your.

I just had to, like, grandpa and, like, my nana papa, obviously. Like, I'm really close to them.

Yeah. Oh, God.

When they go, no, let's.

We're actually gonna take a break.

We're gonna take a commercial break. We won't.

I'm not recording giggly squad for two weeks when that happens. I'm like, and don't even. Don't even ask us. We're not even gonna send a newsletter. You'll know why. You'll know why.

Also, sign up for the newsletter, because we do have an announcement we're making, like, very shortly, people are getting the.

One that we Easter egg that everyone knows that everyone's pumped for.

So I go to these college gigs, and I do a Q and A. The questions from these kids are so fucking funny because the girls are savage. They'll be like. They always raise their hand, which is so cute. I'm like, you? And I feel a lot of power.

Yeah.

I feel like that student teacher who's like, what if I just brought in the tv? And I was like, yeah, yeah. So she. This girl raises her hand. She goes, how do I make my boyfriend jealous? And I was like, you toxic little slut. And they'll ask, like, the crazy. A whiteboard.

You turn on a projector. You're like, I'm so glad anyone asked.

It turns into a TED talk. The girls ask the funniest stuff, and then, every now and then, a guy raises his hand. The guys will ask me two kinds of things. One guy raises a hand, and he goes, who would win in a fight, a bear or a polar bear? And I was like, I'm not acknowledging that question. Please take a walk around the block, come back, do a lot, and, like, men are obsessed with who would win. Chris, do you talk to your friends about this?

Wait.

That was the most.

Dude.

I was like, do you guys talk about that stuff? And he goes, this is why the bear would win. Polar bears aren't as big, Chris, we don't care.

Wait, is that a real question that you guys, like, have asked each other?

Yeah.

And will you interchange animals?

Yeah.

Oh, so that's like a whole. That's a whole world that we didn't even know they were talking about.

That's a whole podcast episode for them.

No.

I was so easy. I was like, first of all, no. Second of all, don't ever ask me that. Then another guy raised his hand.

Their faces are on our money. Like, that's insane. Like, the men's faces are on our money. Okay, let that sink in. It's crazy. It's crazy.

Chris, would you ever ask that to a girl on a date? If you're running out of questions. Oh, so you have a, like, you know, like, this isn't. This isn't appropriate. Yeah, maybe just playing around if I'm really out of stuff, you know, it's crazy.

Like, I was just trying to think. Like, have I, like, what questions did I used to ask?

I didn't ask questions.

I feel like I didn't.

And then I feel like if he got quiet, you just sat in it.

Now I'm trying to think, like, did they ever ask me any questions either, though.

Like, no.

No.

Well, your first dates, definitely worthy wild where mine was one woman show behavior. I was like, dun dun and pop and spin you on a first date. Like, when the waiter first comes over, you're like, ah.

And my opening act special split to.

Tell you I performed the same regardless if I like the man or not. I need to go out there with a fucking laugh. I need to make sure that he walked away from that date, and he was like, that was fucking incredible.

See, I feel like I would just get blacked out on a first date. And if they texted me, I was like, if you can handle me at that, then you deserve yes.

And some would say, that's so much better than me trying to get approval from every single person and then afterwards ghosting them, then being like, why did you ask me about my father on the first date? Then a guy raised his hand and he said, do you like rollercoasters? And I was like, again, this is a horrible question. But I'm like, I guess I'll answer it. Like, do you have a specific kind you like? And he's like, no. And I was like, do you reckon. Do you recommend. What's the point of this question? Like, are you trying to, like, talk to me?

Do you want an amusement park?

Ask you something. Because they want to talk about it. So I was like, yeah. Do you have an amusement park you.

Like, do you want to talk about your car's warranty? I mean, what are we doing here?

Do you want to sell me life insurance? What's going on? So then he goes, no. And I was like, do you like roller coasters? And he goes, no. And everyone was like, what the fuck is going on?

Like, boys just do things, like, to be stupid. And then they.

But he wasn't even trying to be funny. I think he just like, was like, I'm gonna ask her a question. Cause she said, ask a question. And sometimes it's that simple.

What college was this? Probably like my old one that got unaccredited and was like, you're done being a school. Goodbye. Thank you for playing.

People are talking about college one day. They were just like, we're gonna shut down.

Which, honestly, I was like, why didn't.

You do it when I was there?

If I could, I would. You know?

They go, who's the famous alumni?

Page coded college. They're like, actually, we're, like, over it.

I think I kind of quit. Like, I'm tired. Are you tired? Cause if you're tired, I won't go. I won't go if you don't go.

The whole college, we're just not vibing with the school colors anymore, and so we think we should just pack it up.

They were like, honestly, school's giving me the ick, and I just don't wanna do it. I didn't even know you were allowed to close a college like that.

Well, I think they ran out of money. They're a private college that I think that's so embarrassing. They're like, sorry, we have a literal shopping problem. They get an email.

How many textbooks did you guys buy?

They get an email, and it's like, okay, but, like, the mascot just, like, needed new outfits. And we. Who are we to say no?

You're charging kids, like, $100,000 a year. Why did you spend them on no.

What? No. Colleges are Ponzi schemes for sure. Just, like, legalized Ponzi scheme, for sure.

Speaking of Ponzi scheme cults, what's your thoughts on Coachella?

Literal cults.

I never knew Coachella was happening. Like, where am I that suddenly opens at Coachella? And I'm like, I didn't even know.

There were tickets, honestly. We said it last episode, but, like, we're not massive concert people, and that obviously extends into festivals. I'd say I'm more not a festival person than I am, like, a con. Like, I like a concert. I can enjoy a concert that I like the person.

Can you explain what the difference between a concert and a festival is? Because is it basically like, a festival.

Is multiple acts, multiple concerts, multiple concerts in one, at, like, a fair ground.

And people are all doing drugs and wearing silly things. They wear glitter.

It's very deserty. But Coachella has been for, like, a while.

This is my thing, the two things that give me anxiety when I leave my house. Do I have to poop?

Yeah.

Where's the closest bathroom? Is it accessible? And then, am I gonna get hungry after I.

People, like, pass out at Coachella. See, like, you're in the desert.

The second I'm in a crowd of people. I'd be like, where's the bathroom?

Yeah.

And then when you go and you lose your friends, and you're like, now I'm gonna die.

And I don't wanna do anything three days in a row. I actually couldn't name something right now that I wanna do three days in a row, other than be alone. Like, there's nothing. Here's the other thing. Coachella is so far from even anything that even if something happened and you wanted to leave, you still have to drive, like, an hour and a half to even get anywhere.

I'm so dumb. Coachella was like Wyoming.

I mean, basically is. It's in the middle of Palm Springs.

Oh, you know what it is? It's also such an LA thing. I know that everyone flies, but, like, it's very easy for La people.

I think that's what it is.

And look, we don't want to be haters. Like, we support all women in the arts.

I think it's just, like, turned into this big influencer thing. But, like, originally, I think it is like a music festival, but people are.

Hating on it this year. Like, they're saying the lineups bad.

Oh, really? See, like, I am so uninterested. I wouldn't even know who's there.

Well, I like when there's tea. So I was like, okay, now I need to know what the t is. I guess cause of Taylor Swift and Beyonce.

Did you see Billie Eilish when she was performing? She said, after Lana Del Rey performed, she said, what did she say? She was like, this is like, your.

We owe her so much. Cause we were created. A lot of us were created because of her.

Half of you bitches exist because of her or something. I'm gonna say something too, like, look. And I just feel like it's a safe space because you said something about Zendaya and, like, I.

No, please.

I don't like the way Billie Eilish dresses at all.

I am so obsessed with Billie Eilish's style.

No, I think it's messy. I think it doesn't make sense.

I want Zendaya to dress like Billie Eilish.

No, she would look. You did look.

Okay, sometimes Billie Eilish goes, like, a little too baggy for my taste. However, like, how she has fun with patterns and then, like, the jewelry and the nails. Like, I'm obsessed with her.

She basically looks like she picked out whatever was on the chair clean. And she put that on and that's.

Like, created the outfit, and that's creativity. She styles herself, just like me. Clear?

No, she obviously styles herself.

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I'm officially moving. Officially, officially moving to Charleston. Hannah, why would you. Oh, my God. I literally just peed my pants a little. I think my stomach just stinks.

You acted like I changed the ticket or something. You were like, no. Did you call my building and say that I didn't want to move in? Actually, she's trying to.

I canceled it. I called your landlord.

The amount of times Paige gets asked if she's gonna move to Charleston over the last, like, literally the second you met craig, are you like, okay?

No, like, the minute I met him.

The minute you met him, they're like.

What are you doing in New York?

People won't even ask me name as they go, are you moving to Charleston?

Some people are really nice about it, though, and they're like, we don't really, like, care, but we just really want you to move there. And I'm just like, guys, meanwhile, I'm home making a pinterest board of your.

Future apartment in New York City. I'm sorry, I'm really busy. Your tiny apartment in New York City, instead of having a pool and a.

Hot tub, I'm like, what happens if we live in this closet? I'm moving and I are stressed. You know what? I'm oddly not. Well, one, because I feel like I hired people to do everything. So I was just like, okay, how do we fix it? No, like, I hired, obviously, you had.

37 men to move my stuff.

Hired my movers, but I also hired, like, my organizational people. Oh, imagine it. Done. But I've never done a move with them.

I think it'll be so great because they don't have to undo anything. Like, they just.

Well, the day before, or like a couple days before, I actually move, we do, like, an edit of, like, my current apartment.

And this is perfect timing because this is spring cleaning moment.

No, the stars could not have aligned more.

Yeah.

And my vibe for my new apartment. French, modern, french. Provincial, modern.

See?

Provincial, provincial.

I like that.

I don't really know what it means, but my mom said it.

I love, like, the mixing of esthetics. So where I, like, it's, like, modern but also vintage.

Yes, that's my idea.

And for you, I really want a parisian girliness. But then random metals sometimes I want.

It to be like if Bridgerton was set in New York City.

Bridgerton?

Yeah.

Put that on your architectural digest. Wait, that's really exciting.

Yeah. And I'm feeling like, this is so not me, but I'm really feeling inspired by baby blue recently.

Like, for nails?

No, just in general in my decor. I don't know why.

You definitely need, like, a powder blue.

Yeah, powder blue something.

Or, like, a glam room.

Yeah. So I'm so excited. So I might just, like, vlog some stuff and then put it on giggly.

Part of being an adult is realizing that your home is something that you can have fun with, and you realize something clicks that you're like, oh, I can make my home whatever I want it to be.

Yeah.

Cause when I was younger, I thought you put a bed and a lamp, and then you live in it, and then you wait until you have to move to the next place.

No, it's crazy. Like, decorating your space is crazy because you're like, do I like it? I have to look at it every day. I don't know.

I had mature friends who, at 21, were fully decorating their rooms, and I always felt jealous. Cause I was like, oh, my God. They enjoy their life.

When people are like, oh, it's like, you're very into nest.

Yeah, I've never nested.

Really?

Never. But I think until Des.

Yeah. I was just gonna say I feel like you nested hard in your Hamptons house.

I've never nested in my life. To the point that people are like, you're living in a hair. Yeah. So I. But then I went to Des place, and I was like, call a dumpster. We're throwing all of this. I don't know.

We're nesting people.

I got. I was ordering pillows.

Yes, it was.

I think it was, like, hormonal.

But isn't it, like, there's something, I don't know, very comforting about it?

Oh, my God. It feels so good.

Do you have a pinterest?

Yes. The way I am with fashion and with decor, I am the same way with home decor, because if I see it, I know when I like it, but I don't necessarily know how to make it. But if someone was like, which one do you prefer? I'd be definitely that, but I don't know how to put things together that well.

You're decisive.

I'm decisive, and I have an eye for what? I don't know, but I happen to. I too.

I'm gonna make grace put our pinterest in the newsletter, because I feel like I do, actually, a lot of pinning of, like.

So I'm obsessed with Bauhaus decor.

Bauhaus.

B a u h A U S. B a U. Bauhaus decor is, like, everything to me right now.

Can I guess what it is?

Yeah.

Bauhaus decorated. I feel like it's like, bauhaus. Can you use it in a sentence? I feel like it's, like Copenhagen girly, like, influencer girlies. Like their apartment decor.

Yes. Bauhaus, 100%.

Okay. Wow.

You nailed it.

Is house h a U S?

H a U S. Yeah. So I think it is. I actually don't know what it is. I like that pronunciation, but it's like, yeah, it's european.

Yeah.

That's all I know.

Yeah.

But I found it on, I guess, Pinterest.

What's with us? That we're like, we want everything to be european, but yet we're, like, dumb Americans. Literally. Die in New York City.

We'll die in New York City. I'm going to Paris. When? And London and Dublin in May for comedy shows, and I'm bringing my mom, and we've never been to Europe together.

Wait, you're going to love it with her.

I know, but my mom is like, she wakes up, and she's ready to go. We're walking. We're walking, we're walking. We're planning.

You guys are walking.

Naps are not even brought up. Like, if I bring up a nap, she'll pretend she didn't hear me, and we'll just keep walking.

Now my mom will say preface before she comes down, and she'll say, now I want to do something. And I'm like, bitch, no. Who do you think you are, sending in requests?

I'm gonna put bathouse decor in the newsletter so you guys can see.

I feel like it's, like, funky shaped couches and stuff.

Yes.

Yeah.

And then there's, like, there's metal. It's very, like, vintage, but, like, cool.

It's just how long you're gonna be in each.

So we're doing Paris for literally two days. Then I have to go to London for two days for two shows, and then we're spending the week in Ireland.

Is Des going to Ireland?

And Des is gonna be there. My dad's gonna meet us there. It's the first time my parents have ever been to Ireland. Yeah.

So that's so fun.

And, like, I've, like, never traveled to Europe with my parents, so it's gonna be, like, very fun. A lot of Adam does.

Does. Does have anyone in his family, like, females in his family that have red hair?

No. That was important to you, though. You were like, I have a really important question. There are a lot.

I don't want to put you on the spot here, but Barbara Walters, you.

But, no, there's a lot of, like, the most gorgeous redheads ever, and I can't. You're like, oh, that's a real redhead.

Yeah. I just had a moment where I was like, wait, could you potentially have a redheaded child with, like, blue eyes?

I mean, maybe. I don't. I don't really know how redheads are.

Created a lineage or something. No, I feel like he. If, like, he said, oh, yeah, if you said his mom had red hair, I'd be like, oh, my God, you're, like, probably gonna have a child with red hair.

Do you know growing up, like, how mean people were to people with red hair? Chris, did you grow up with the whole, like, gingers have no soul? That is fucked up. And then no one ever said, gingers do have a soul. No one ever apologized as someone that.

Was just an ally to everyone. My best friend in high school, in fact, had red hair, but she was stunning. One of the prettiest girls ever. So I feel like I didn't ever have that. I never heard that. You know, it's funny, too. I remember there was a girl, like, in high school. I can't remember her name now, but, like, went to a public high school, and I used to be obsessed with her, and she, because she had, like, really long red hair, and it was just, like, so pretty. I've always loved a redhead.

Yeah. I am not against gingers. I had a friend who was a ginger is what you're saying.

Oh, wait. I wanted to tell you, because I feel like this is, like, so for, like, the Hannah girlies of the world, I got sent.

I would never. I would never be associated with it.

I tried it one time, I threw it out, and I was like, you know who liked this fucking Hannah. It's this brand. I think I got sent it in, like, a random pr package. H a n n I. Hanni.

She like my gani, but I think.

They'Re, like, stealing your brand. But basically, it's like, okay, they sent me this, like, in the shower moisturizer. But then they also sent me this, like, spray bottle. And I thought it was just like, you know, like when brands were like, oh, this is hydrating mist. And you're like, that's fucking tap water that you put in a cool bottle. Yeah.

And, like, I miss my face.

Yeah. I don't care about it, but I was reading it, and there's is. It's like a sprayable lotion, but it's not, like, lotion feeling, and it's not, like, watery feeling, but, like, if you hate putting on lotion every time you get out of the shower, this. It's amazing.

Women in stem.

Women in stem. I'm gonna put it in the news a lot of times.

I think Whitney Cummings was talking about on her podcast. She was asking people, like, do you put lotion on after you shower?

Every single time.

I don't. I think the more you put it.

On, the drier you get.

Exactly. I think it's just like chapstick, because when I get out of the shower, I'm never. My skin is never dry, but, you know, it is dry my face, and I have to put it on my face. And that's the only place I've been putting moisturizer on. So I think the government is involved.

Like, sometimes my skin is so dry, like, my. It hurts if I don't feel it.

And as an Italian, that shouldn't be happening to you. We are naturally very oily individuals.

Yeah. So I have a great grandmother somewhere, rolling in her grave.

Rolling in her grave. But my mom does put. But I always thought my mom did it because she's a mom. That's what mom's dude. Like, she's always lotioning her hand. This is my mom, always lotioning her hand. Where did you get the lotion from? Why is it all day long? When have you never not lot lotioned lot?

Your hands say, knives re enters the chat. Get out of here, St. Ives. Wait.

A girl dm me. And she goes, by the way, I was the St. Ives social media manager.

Yeah.

I was a girl, and I said, we love you. And so that shout out to St. Ives. We apologize to the academy. Cause St. Ives was iconique, no?

Iconique, no. I don't know why that is. That moms are, like, always, who told.

You to lotion after the shower?

I don't know. Well, now I feel like big pharma.

You know, remind me of. I was really late to shave my legs. Cause someone told me, like, once you start you can't stop, but, like, you do it. Cause you're hairy. So I was like, I'm not gonna start. And it's like, people are like, you.

Have the hairiest legs I've ever seen heroin. Don't try it, kids. Do you remember, like, when you couldn't, like, girls, like, weren't allowed to shave their thighs? I mean, you still abide by that rule.

If someone tells me something and then they don't update it, I will never change. To this day, no one said you should start shaving your thighs. So when you start, you just shave? We just shave our shins. Well, I think, like, because we're not that hairy on our thighs.

I always thought that it was like, moms didn't let girls do it. Cause your thighs are, like, more sexual.

That's most like that catholic guilt shit I've ever heard. She's like, we have a long story. Skirt to cover up our hairy legs.

No, that's what I thought. Oh, you're not gonna shave anywhere close to make it sensual to.

So the hair can block the penis.

But I was so hairy in third grade. My mom was like, shave it all.

Do you remember the first time you heard your friend was wearing a thong? You were that friend. You were the friend.

No, I don't remember.

I remember my friend being like, I'm wearing a thong. And me being like. Like, I thought she was going to the strip club. I was like, are you at the strip club after this? I went to Victoria's Secret. I go, this is what they were at the strip club.

It's so funny. And I would have been like, you too, except that I had, like, a best friend my whole childhood, who's ten times worse than me at could.

I had a best friend.

Who, like, taught me all of these. I was you. And she would be like, no, Paige, that's not what a blowjob is, you idiot. And I'd be like, oh, my God.

I was the blind leading the blind out in these streets with just me and my brother. And he was no help, but, yeah, I remember shopping at Victoria's Secret, and they had crazy thongs. Remember? How does the thong that has multiple strings become sluttier?

Yeah.

Like, it has more fabric, but looks insane. Like, what are girls doing with that? They're dangerous.

I didn't think, like, if that was, like, a moment, like, oh, my first thong.

I mean, I still haven't had that moment.

No, that's insane. I feel like it wasn't, because I feel like the first time I wore a thong was, like, specifically for an outfit because, like, I couldn't have, like, an under again. You were, like, not my network, not my forte.

I want us to come up with a list next episode of people's style that we love. Okay. Just to really have a chart, like, I need a visual.

Like, a slow chart. Yeah.

Cause, like, I'm obsessed with. I love ice spice. I love Billie Eilish. Julia, Florida.

Do your top three right now. Off the top of your head, like, who. Not, like, of all time. Just, like, who you've seen on TikTok.

I have random influencers who I think are really cool. Like, all the girls in Berlin.

Okay.

Every girl that lives in Berlin is fucking killing the game.

Like, right just off the top of my head that I, like, have been seeing on tick tock, whatever. I'd say Zendaya Victoria Beckham. Oh, you have cut Anne Hathaway.

I think Anne Hathaway has been looking amazing.

Hathaway. It's been crushing.

Incredible. Yeah.

I.

Spies banana and. And Julia Fox.

Yes. But Julia Fox. I feel, like, more performative. Yes.

No, I know. It's not really, like, a fit. It's a piece of art. I like when people look like it's the apocalypse. I'm, like, obsessed with an apocalyptic look.

Yeah. But for every day, like, yeah, one time, like, once in a while, every.

Day is the Berlin girls.

Yeah. Just like your purple hagan girl.

And then at night, it's. It's the world's ending, which it is.

I could see you being a Copenhagen girly. Like, have you ever seen. You should do that TikTok sound where it's, like, dressed like a Copenhagen girly. Okay. Pajama pants and then like that. And see what outfits people have been.

Calling you out on the Internet because you. You're just gonna bring it up like that.

Hold on, let's just.

So literally, everyone.

I'm literally giving you a compliment, like, oh, you're so Copenhagen. You could do that. You're like, speaking of that, everyone actually was telling me they hate you.

Well, you were wearing, like, a Copenhagen outfit, like, the adidas pants with just a random top. And then some of the comments were like, she looks like she just threw random stuff on her body or something. And then someone was like, she looks like Hannah.

Yeah.

And for a second, I was like, no one's ever said that pjess is like, me. And then I was like, oh. Cause they hate me. Cause they don't understand what's happening. And I said, it's called high fashion.

No. I loved that outfit.

No, you. When you wear baggy clothes the way I'm obsessed with you. Like, you in a baggy.

It's so funny because Craig's mom texted me last week and was like, hey, Paige, like, obviously she wants you to cover up.

Cause you're being slut. She's like, can you?

Sometimes I do like, oh, my God, my boyfriend has a mom.

Every time we wear turtlenecks, she's like, hey, I really like that outfit. You should do it more often.

She texted me, and she was like, obviously, you always look pretty, but, like, I just want to tell you, I really like when you wear athletic wear. And I was like, that's so nice of you.

You just told you you need to work out. She was like, maybe you should maybe.

Put a sneaker on and a legging.

See if you can walk outside, get some hair.

Stop with the mini skirts, you 31 year old pin.

I do have to say squirts for summer. Let's normalize squirts.

I love a squirt.

Cuz squirts. You're free. You can. Yeah, let the labia fly. Like, yeah, anything can happen.

You don't worry about anything. Just like, yeah, you could sliding up there.

Manspread. And it's very tennis. You can actually also put stuff up your score, because that's what tennis players do. We put the ball in the score.

Yes.

Also, I didn't address this. Remember two episodes ago, I went on a rant and I was like, no. No one ever quotes giggly squad because we're so unserious.

Yeah. And then they wrote a full article.

They said, hannah Burner thinks Sunday is bad for women's sports. And it was like, a giggler. And she, like. She literally messaged me, like, lol. And I'm like, the gigglers are fucking with me. They think it, like, it was hilarious.

No, it was hilarious. And then I started thinking, like, would have, like, just our whole. Our whole Persona was like, a bit like Stephen Colbert. Yeah. Like, just our whole thing was just a bit on the Internet and on Instagram. The only time we're really ourselves was giggly squad pod. And, like, our live shows, like, every article that was ever written about us was just fake.

But that's what it is.

No, that's what it was like. But people saw that and probably were like, that hates Zendaya.

Well, this is the problem. Tone and context are very important, and that's something someone says after they get in trouble.

But, like, the power of Giggly Squad we had an Us Weekly article written for millions of people because Giggler thought it was funny, which is so giggly coded. Like, this would be funny.

Could also destroy her life. Giggler was like, Hannah wants me to do this. Even though this is bad, I will do this for Hannah.

I thought for a fact we were getting an email from one of our agents or managers being like, guys we know you think it's funny.

They're like, can you not talk shit on Zendaya? Who's fighting the good fight every day?

Oh, God.

But I like having imaginary beef with people for no reason. You know, when people actually hate someone. That's annoying. But I like having made up that Zendaya is bad for women.

Yeah. Like, John Mayer is actively still against this podcast, and he has been since day one. I didn't forget.

No one's talking about it. We're not gonna forget when you go live. When we go live. That's a strategic marketing play by your PR team, right? I did Sheena's pod last week, but I told her, I was like, I don't watch Bravo. I don't know what's going on. And she was like, don't worry about it. So she would ask these questions based on something that happened and be like, hannah, what would you do? And I was like, I'm so scared right now.

Like, what?

I guess there's a storyline about, like, sharing location. She's like, do you think it's weird if someone knows your location? And I was like, if my mom didn't know my location, I would never know where I am.

Yeah, I see. I have. Don't have any context either. But I. But that is a great question.

And I didn't know if it was, like, her and Brock or if it was, like, I think it was her and someone else. I don't have anyone's location, but that's because I literally don't have the capacity of my brain to, like, I barely know what I'm doing. I don't even know what other people are doing.

I definitely have other people's locations. I don't care about them. I don't give a fuck where they are. Never have. Never once in my life checked, ever. My mom has mine. Yeah, my mom has mine, and I have hers. And sometimes I do check to make sure that bitch is home, you know?

Is she not allowed to leave home?

She's not answering me. I'm like, interesting you're home. Like, zooming out, just making sure you're.

Not in a lake, but you know.

What'S funny is, like, I've never. I've never had a boyfriend's location, and they've never had mine either.

I like being surprised, like, pop in unannounced.

Yeah. I feel like now that we're in our thirties, location is, like, strictly safety, 100%. You know? Like, yeah. Where, like, if I was in my twenties, I'd be like, no, I wouldn't let anyone have my location.

You put an airtag in his shoe.

If airtags were a thing when I was 22, I'd be arrested. I would be arrested for harassing and trespassing and.

Is that a thing of wrestling and.

Trespassing and just all around, I'm like, sorry. He shared his location.

Side note about Coachella, the VIP sections are, like, wild.

Wait, did you notice that? I've been seeing that. They're like, wait. General admission is, like, looks so lovely, honestly.

Well, vip, like, they were showing Taylor swift. She's, like, in a crazy crap. I mean, I wonder why that is. Cause normally when you see vip, it's just, like, them standing in a huge, vast, empty area, like, bobbing. You know why?

I probably hate, like, musical things like that. Like musicals and, like. Like, festivals like that. People join, things that people can connect around.

I hate that.

I rather laugh.

Mic drop. Like, no, you know why? Because we. I don't want to feel an emotion, like, you know, in Olivia Rodrigo, who I'm obsessed with by the. Actually, I love her style. I love her style.

Okay, well, you can't have her style, because that's too.

You say I'm too old. Did you just call me an ancient wildebeest?

I just ate. I'm so at. She's too dressed as a little too teeny bopper.

Well, yes, obviously it'd be more mature, but, like, I appreciate the esthetic.

Okay. Sorry. Now that we got popped, our relationship has forever changed, I feel.

I think the podcast has finished, guys.

It's been a great four years. Imagine people are like. It was definitely the Olivia Rodrigo comment that happened in 2024.

Olivia Rodrigo, worthless.

I genuinely feel like we're gonna be 95 and still be doing giggly squad.

And I'm gonna be like. I like how Rodrigo, you're like, you're 87.

You're gonna be like, resin.

Peace to my grandpa.

I'm gonna be like, bitch, you're almost with him. You're almost right next to him. Okay, what were we saying before? The vip section is, like, crazy, because there's just celebrities just there.

Yeah.

And then I said, I like to laugh. I don't want to listen to music.

Yes. So the Rodrigo concerts, everyone's crying, and I'm like, am I gonna pay money for my childhood trauma to come out through my eyeballs?

I feel like I don't need someone to sing me a bunch of lyrics for me to be like, oh, my God. That's how I feel. Because my brain's always going, yes. You know, like, I'm always working it. I know I've internally listen to ten mental. There's two types of girlies, sad songs.

You fought for your life.

Sorry, I just had a stroke. No, speaking of, I woke up in the dead of the middle of the night last night at 03:00 a.m. Thinking I had a stroke because my eyebrow was twitching. And I was like, this is how I go. I'll have a stroke in the middle of the night. No one will find me till the morning.

Your eyebrow woke you up, yes.

I was like, I dare you? I pluck you? I bring you to get serviced? I tint you, you're gonna wake me up?

Like, up and down or, like, in and out?

I was twitching a little bit, and I was like, oh, my. Well, I'm having a stroke, clearly. But it was nothing.

Turns out to be a false alarm. My mom was like, why? Like, you don't call her at 03:00 a.m.. No.

I got there in the morning, and I was like, something really scary aftermarket. I thought I was having a stroke or a brain aneurysm. She's like, you're not just gonna have a brain aneurysm or a stroke. She goes, and then I was like, but that's everyone who's ever had a stroke.

If you have to ask, did I have a stroke? And you're still not having a stroke. I feel like you didn't have a stroke.

Well, that's just not safe.

Not true. Look, there's two types of girls, is what I was saying. There's two types of girls. When you're on the bus going to school, someone starts singing, and then they start a whole harmonious acapella group. I never felt comfortable joining in. And then, like, seriously singing a full, like, 3 seconds in, I'm like, okay, we're not singing a full song.

At first, I thought I knew where you were going with this, but I'm gonna say I've never been on a bus where all the girls started singing.

Have you ever just been around? And some girl's like, no, she's so lucky. She's a star. And then someone comes in and she cry, cry. And then they're all singing, and then you're like, I don't feel like I was invited to it. I also don't think I can sing that well. And then you're.

No. And I went to cheerleading camp. Like, no, I've never been on a bus. You know what? I didn't do a team sport. That's what it is. I was never in the place for someone to potentially start harmonizing. Yeah, I thought you were gonna say there's two types of girls on the two types of people on the bus. It's the people that get on the bus and say, everyone that sits in the back of the bus is bad, and they are rowdy. And the girls that sit in the front are goody two shoes. And if you went to the back.

Of the bus, you're going to festival.

Like, you learned what getting fingered was in fifth grade, you know, and I was always in the back, bitch.

I feel uncomfortable singing with people.

It shouldn't happen. I don't ever want. Let's just say this here and now. Giggly squad is our witness for the foreseeable future. For the rest of my life, I never want to be in a situation where I might have to join in and sing to anything ever. I don't even really sing happy birthday when it's someone else's birthday. Like, I let the crowd do it for that person. Yes. I wrote a card. I don't need to fucking sing.

Grow up. Also, like, when you're in a relationship, I feel like there's no reason to go anywhere.

To go anywhere.

What do you like? I was thinking what I would love to go to is a Drake concert like Lil Wayne. But even when you're there, who are you gonna grind on? I still grind.

Yeah. Like, I like going to, like, rap.

Because when you're like Bobby, you're going.

Home and having sex. That's what it is.

I feel like, yes, I do like sporting events, but again, sometimes it's too long. Let's do a 32 minutes basketball game.

Yeah, I'm not. How did we even get.

How did we even get. Let's change the NBA right now. Oh, yeah. Just have the WNBA. What's the Veronica living alone? TikTok.

Oh, my God. I saw this girl. She made a TikTok. Her name was Veronica. I'll like.

That's what I got from what you wrote, posted TikTok.

And she just said something that made me. I had just never thought about it before. And she was like, I forget how old she said she was. Maybe she was, like, 30 or, like, 29. And she was like, I just realized why I love living alone so much. And she was like, because I'm the first woman in my family to ever be allowed to live alone. Like, she was like, my mom never lived alone. She met my dad and got married. Her mom was obviously not allowed to live alone. Her mom's mom definitely couldn't live. We're the first generation to live alone.

No. That just got me so pumped up.

Like, sorry, I'm just doing it for the girlies.

I'm just breaking generational trauma.

No. Breaking generation. Because our daughters will never even have the thought of, there's a potential that they can't live alone. Cause there will be no one.

And you immediately were living alone.

I'm the first person in my family to even move away.

Like, you had to consciously decide, I wanna move into New York City.

No, I had to figure out how to manipulate my dad.

Oh, you tricked him?

Yeah, to trick him into thinking he let me go. Me and my mom had to, like, cook up a plan.

What was the plan?

It was basically my mom being like, I'll just tell him that you're going. I was like, mom, come on. Yeah, no problem. You leave on the 17th.

What did you write about therabody? The greatest thing ever. No.

Okay, first of all.

Oh, you hurt yourself?

No. Therabody sent me, like, the leg things, like the recovery thing.

Oh, the full leg?

Like, the full leg. And I was like, there's no way they meant to send this to me. Like, this is so crazy. So I said to Craig, I was like, I'm just gonna ship this to your house. Cause, like, I'm never gonna use this. Worked out two days in a row, and all of a sudden I'm like, should I run the NYC marathon? I can't stop doing it. I literally laid on the couch all last night in my fucking thera body.

Just.

I could run a marathon right now. I think it really does work. Like, my legs are not sore at all.

I thought you were gonna say I haven't worked out at all, but I just put it on. It feels good because that's what I would do.

No.

Therapy is the greatest thing that ever was invented.

I was like, this is like a scam. There's no way this actually works.

I feel like people don't talk enough about the, like, annoyance of having to ask your partner to massage you when you're past the honeymoon stage. Because, like, during the honeymoon stage, they will literally, like, pluck the hair off your toes.

Yeah.

But then, like, four years in, you're like, can you. I have like, a nod on my back and they're like, well, you have.

To really be strategic about it.

Yeah.

Like, when you ask what time they.

Have to be in the perfect.

Because they're like mode newborn babies, and if it's almost feeding time, it's scary. You can't do that. You can't get 09:00 p.m.

I will literally be like, yeah, I'll give you a massage. And after 3 seconds, I stop. I got distracted by something. So the thera body's great. Look at, this is, I've ever, I got it from my dad for his birthday. It's like the greatest thing.

No, I talked about a lot of products this episode, and they're really. None add. No, I will say this about the thera body. When I was putting it on, I was like, what idiots are spending $700 on this?

Then you're like, no way.

Oh, my God. I live here now.

Well, and then a lot of people like to take their legs and put their legs up, but I like to watch tv so that, I don't know, like, I can't see the tv if I'm lying against the wall.

No, I need to watch the tv. This is strictly, this is strictly a couch thing.

Also, I bought one of the led light masks, and I was like, I can do this for three minutes a night.

You know, I do it 15 minutes a day.

When do you do it?

Different times. Depends.

Yeah. I have to just get into it. I just, I, like, don't usually at.

Night, like, after my skincare is all done, I'm just laying in the bed waiting to fall asleep. Anyway, that's self love. I just put it on. I keep it next to my bed. Yeah.

Mine is like, I think it's in a closet right now. So there's, like, literally no chance. What documentary did you watch?

The brandy.

I'm watching that tonight. I'm watching that tonight.

It's very interesting.

I never shopped there because it never fit me.

I never shopped there either. Maybe I have, like, a t shirt.

Well, when you'd walk in, it looked like the place exploded.

Brandy Melville was not a thing. I feel like when we were in high school, it was.

I feel like it was like when we were got to college or late after. Right after college.

Yeah. So, like, I feel like we missed.

I just remember people talking about it. I'd walk in and it was like a t shirt, but it was like $90. And I was like.

And it was one size fits all. And they were like literal baby tees.

Exactly.

But they still haven't, like, there's.

So was it a good documentary?

It was a really good documentary because it's just very. It's all very bizarre. Like, they didn't really know who was running the company for a while. Yeah.

Who's brandy?

No one. That's like a made up. A made up name. It's like this guy and he just sounds like a creep. And like, the working and it's just weird. You'll like it.

She goes, it's so disturbing. But, like, they're still just there.

Yeah. Like operating.

There's a store right in midtown.

Yeah.

Or in Soho.

It's kind of crazy.

Yeah.

They do have good basics. Like, if you ever need just like a stupid white tank, they have them, but I don't support it.

But I've been on the road.

Yeah.

This last week I was in Connecticut and then I was in Niagara Falls.

Ok, this is so funny. So I texted Hannah and I was like, hey, I'm going to this workout tomorrow at twelve.

Do you want to come?

She goes, sorry, can't. I'm in Niagara falls. And I go, I feel like that's a lie.

You know when someone's giving too much information that you're like, that's made up.

I was like, okay, sure you are. But no, it did. And then you sent a picture and it did look like an AI background. I was like, okay, you're not actually also Hannah. Gun to my head, if someone said, where's Niagara Falls? I have no fucking idea.

Gun to my head, if someone said, what is Niagara Falls? I have no idea.

So isn't it just like a dam?

Okay, so I was in Rochester. I went to Rochester. This is your area? Upstate New York.

Yeah, but I don't know where it is. We've never been there.

I was in Rochester and I asked some girls, like, are you from here? And she's like, no, I'm from Rome. And I was like, oh. And then she was like, it's like an hour away. And I was like, okay, not the.

For being from upstate, but also I have the mom that I have. We've never done any. I've never, like, even been to the Adirondack.

So Rochester is very close to Canada border, so. And then I guess there's Niagara Falls on both on America side and Canada side. Okay, you guys, this is like, knowledgeable. Yeah, so I. But I can't uber, and it's only an hour and a half away.

So I can't uber to Canada.

No, because ubers aren't allowed to just cross the border. So I had to get, like, a car service, go through the border, breaking.

The border, save Canada single handedly.

I don't know. These hotels. Like, they put us up at hotels. So I get there, and I get in the room, and there's the biggest windows ever, and, like, the showers right there. I'm like, what? Like, can someone see in here? Like, I was so creeped out by it. I was like, why are there so many windows? Thank you.

No, like, I feel like Canada's actually, like, kind of Chicago.

Everyone's really nice, and they have good healthcare.

The only thing I feel bad for Canadians is, like, they don't have a lot of snacks.

No, they do.

I feel like they don't have, like.

They have, like, ketchup chips.

Yeah. But I feel like they don't have as much variety in their snacks, or.

They don't have as good, like, shitty food as we do.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, that's what you're like. They're more european ish.

Yeah. Like, you can't walk into, like, a grocery store and have, like, a plethora of options for, like, they don't have Starbucks.

I might have made that up. They like Tim Hortons.

You're like, they don't have.

But they don't have. They don't have IHOP, which you'd be surprised.

I think they're. I think they'll survive that.

I don't think they are the guy.

I don't think they do.

I think I wake up exhausted, like I always do.

Yeah.

And around 11:00 I'm like, maybe I'll get out of bed. I'll stand up. Stand up, look over. I'm in the fall. Like, it's this huge waterfall. I go, holy shit.

No. It was quite shocking.

But I do have to say I didn't go walk there.

Yeah.

Cause I'm a loser. But, like, apparently, when you're standing there, it seems, like, massive. And it was so beautiful. But I was like, these are the falls they speak of. Like, they get along. It's like, people talk a lot about Niagara Falls.

I wonder if it's, like, a spiritual experience.

I wanted to learn more about it, but I just, like, looked at it from my hotel room. It was fucking gorgeous.

And you're like, I feel like it. I know there's I know.

And that's a wrap on Niagara Falls. Thank you, everyone. Thank you, NC.

And thank you, craft services. We did Niagara Falls shoot day one.

But you know, some people who are like, I just want to see nature. Like, I like, yeah. Becca. My best friend's always like, I just like being in trees.

Becca, your best friend.

My college best friend.

Do you have, like, a bucket list?

No. That's cheeky.

I don't either.

A bucket list?

Yeah, like, a bucket list.

I'm trying to survive today.

Yeah. Like, I don't.

Also, if I had something that was like, if I don't do this before I die, I would have done it already.

Yeah.

Like, I don't. I'm fighting every second of my life to survive.

Like, if someone was like, hey, we're gonna go climb mount. Mount.

Mount.

I can't even think of a freaking Mount Machu Picchu.

Machu picchu. I don't think it's Mel.

No, just Mel is machu picchu.

It's in Peru.

Yeah, but what is it again? Like, I think it is in Peru.

Mount Everest ain't got shit on me. What's up in the world?

What's up in the world?

Dude, we've learned more from tic tac than, like, all years of school, mind you. Pichu. And that's why they call me literal history teacher. History teacher. I. Like, for example, I really want to go Japan.

Yeah.

If I didn't, it's okay.

I kind of want to go to Japan, too, and just, like, go shopping.

I want to go Japan, so. But I want to eat a lot.

Because we don't ski.

Yeah, well, we don't even. You don't even know what we're missing.

Like, no, we don't. Like, that's why I don't have a bucket list somewhere. I want to eat their snacks.

Oh, yeah.

I want to go to Japan and see what all their snacks are.

Oh, my God, they have such good fucking snacks. Would you eat anything, or would you be one of those people? Like, oh, that looks weird.

No, I will try anything. But also, if I try anything, that means I'm at liberty to spit anything out. I'll try it. But you also can't come for me if I'm like. And I'm spitting it out now. I request. No, I reserve the right to spit out anything at any time and go, ew. Ew.

Ew. I do have to say, I'm such a food slut. I will try anything, anywhere anyhow.

Like, if someone was like, oh, this is like fresh eel with soy sauce.

I'm trying it. I'm deep throating it. Yeah, but if a guy's like, can I put it? No, absolutely not.

Can I what?

Put it in my butthole.

Oh, my God. You just went from sushi dinner to having anal. It's a big switch, but you.

Not that big of a switch. Chris, do you like to eat raw sushi? He's like, can you please stop harassing me?

You brought up anal and he got nervous, and it's like, it could go anyway.

I'm just saying. I'm just so different in bed than I am. Like, with my appetite, where, you know, some people are like, can't eat anything. I wonder if it correlates to the bedroom. It doesn't for me.

No, like, I'm a freak. See, I'll try anything.

I'm a freak in the restaurant.

Yeah, I'll try anything. And basically, I'll try anything. There's really no difference. If I like it, I'll do it.

Cause, you know, they'll be like, this is so good. And I'm like, I feel like you're lying in bed. But if someone's like, this is so good at a restaurant, I'm like, let's see, let's see.

No, yeah. That's how I feel about, like, get ordering duck.

Oh, yes. And then duck.

Yeah. And then, like, getting bang from behind, you know? Like, it's the same thing for me.

You ordered up. Let's wrap this up. This is unhinged. It also was the Lord's day. This is a Sunday.

It's a Sunday.

It feels like Monday. But don't you feel so good?

Like, we record giggly before people wake up tomorrow.

This was an especially giggly episode.

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