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Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix your wifi.

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Hello, my mech alligigglers.

Oh, yeah, this will come out on Monday. I keep forgetting. Cause sometimes we switch it up and do giggly on, on Tuesday. No, we never do it on Tuesday. On Sunday. But I'm so excited to see what people come up with for the Met.

Well, the truth is, days are made up. It's a social construct. But if we are going by days, the Met gal is on Monday. Yeah, I'm so excited because it's like.

I actually can't remember the last time I was like, oh, my God, it's Friday. Like, is that just something that goes away when you, like, become an adult?

No, it's because we're weird podcasters who, like, like, have our own weird, creepy hours that we work.

No, like, Saturday morning, I woke up and I was like, why do I have 23 messages in or 23 emails that just came in? And then, like, my agent texted me and was like, hey, sending you a ton of emails this morning. And I was like, what day is it?

Well, let's talk about the good email. Let's stay positive. The good email is that you're going to met gala after fucking party, which is arguably more fun.

No, I'm so fucking stressed. I don't. I don't have an outfit.

And this is tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

What are you doing? Get off the pod. Find this outfit. You have to go.

I. And I'm like, what do I do? So I went on net a porter because you can get things like same day delivery in New York City, which is just, just the most beautiful idea ever.

Yeah.

So I just ordered a bunch of stuff to try on to see, like, okay, what. What's happening?

I think there's two types of girls. The girls. That's no, three. The girls that say net a porter, net a porter and net a porter.

Three very different species of girls in New York City.

You know which one I am?

You're net a Portai.

I'm net a porter. I'm net a porter in my heart. But in front of certain people, I'll say net a porter, but then feel gross about it. It's like when I say croissant.

No, that's exactly what I was gonna say. Net a porte to me is people that say Barcelona, and I'm like, okay, I want to kill you.

And they complained about being jet lagged when they went there two months ago. It's like. It's because you do drugs every night. You don't sleep. It's not because you flew to Europe.

Yeah. And so I'm just like, net a porter.

Also with the mech ala theme, I'm annoyed by it because I feel like it's always a riddle, so they never make it make sense. And then when people don't get it right, they get mad at them, and I'm like, then make it simple.

Mecca is taxes.

It's like, we know what it is. Figure it out.

Literally. Anna Wintour is the IR's of fashion because she's like, I know what the theme is. You owe me the perfect outfit for the theme. You have to figure it out on your own, and if you don't, you will go to worst. You will be in jail.

How do you perceive it's sleeping beauties? Which could. That should have been it. But then they add something to confuse you. Reawakening fashion. What does that mean?

So my first thought went to Aurora, like, sleep, the actual sleeping beauty. And so if you break that down, the outfit that she was in was very, like, not gilded age Bridgerton. That was last year. Yeah, Bridgerton ish. So I'm like. I feel like a lot of people are gonna go that way, but then if you just take the word awakening, that could mean anything in terms of, like, flowers, like, blooming. It could be, like, anything waking up. So I'm like, I don't. I have no fucking idea.

Doja cat might just come as, like, an eye, like, a big iris.

That's another riddle. Just, like, thinking, like, what is Doja cat? How is Doja cat interpreting it?

Is Doja cat going to jewel or not?

Is she going to what?

Jewel.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

Or is she not invited? Cause she jeweled?

No, I think she's invited.

Cause there was a. I mean, in her, like, last song, she was like, I can't smoke here. Like, she made a reference to it, but she's such a relatable bitch. I love Doja.

She is. And also, she was, like, waiting in line, you know? It wasn't like she was, like, doing the interview. She was literally waiting for her turn and, like, minding her own.

Can someone start a TikTok of celebrities waiting in line? Because that's most interesting when they're forced to wait like, normal people. No.

Or just, like, TikToks of, like, famous people. Like, leaving the bathroom stall. Like, everyone is the same. When you have just opened a communal bathroom stall and you're walking to wash your hands, everyone is the equal in that moment. I feel like. Like, that's a quality right there.

Or when you don't have enough toilet paper in the stall and you have to be like, how y'all doing?

Hey, I would never do that.

You would never ask for toilet paper?

No.

Even if you pooped? Nope.

Well, here's another thing. I would never poop in a public place unless I was like, dot. Like, I had, like, dying. Like, I couldn't get home.

So. So different. Cuz first of all, I see an airport bathroom, I go, I can't wait to. Literally, this place is gonna be a bloodbath. I'm going to destroy this place.

That's the only place I would feel comfortable, because at the Delta lounge, it is, like, individual. If there's a wall, I can do it.

Look, if I'm at a Wendy's, I'm not apologizing. Like, that's where you go to. Girls are leaving their boyfriend's apartment to blow up the Wendy's. I'm not. I'm disrespecting a public bathroom. That's what it's for. Okay, yeah, if it's a two stall, I don't love that. But I will wait for the girl to leave and then do my due diligence. But I have to say, when this happens, I go, girl, this is girlhood. Girlies. I'm out of toilet paper. And then you put your hand underneath, and this girl will give it, and she goes, do you need more? And then you're like, my pussy's not that big.

I'm not ever stressed that the girl next to me isn't gonna give it and be like, oh, my God, that's so embarrassing.

You're a loser, you fucking loser.

Like, yeah, like, I don't think they're gonna bully me that I don't have any toilet paper.

Figure it out, bitch.

Figured out, you stupid slut. Like, I don't think they're gonna, like, throw their camera over and start, like, recording me and, like, yell, like, world star. But I. I don't know. It's my own insecurity that I'm just like, I can't I can't do that.

Sometimes when I'm in my own home and I poop. Poop, I'm like, I've ruined my house. Okay, this is really niche, but do you ever, like, have the tiniest little poop? Like, you're not really pooping, but, like, a little poop comes out, and then you look at it, and it's so little and cute, and you kind of want your partner to see it, so they think that's how you poop. Like, I almost want to leave it in. So Des is like, oh, that's what your poops look like.

Never. Not once have I ever thought, I really want Craig to know this about.

Me in general or with pooping in general, you go. The less information, the better. He needs to figure it out. I'm not leaving. Well, that would be my. That's my easter egg. Poop for Des.

Yeah. No, but I don't. I'm just, like, weird when it comes to, like, public. I don't even want to being outside, because I feel like you're gonna. In general. Yeah, I feel like you're gonna jinx me. And now, like, the next time I step out of my apartment, I'm gonna.

Be like, I have to shit myself so fast. This is my thing. Ask me a place, and I'll tell you if I poop there. Like, is there anywhere I wouldn't poop? Where do you think that's how I.

Feel, like, with my outfits? I'm like, if you tell me what I was wearing, I'll tell you exactly what the night was, and you're like, I've used this bathroom.

Tell me a location. I'll tell you if I poop there, I will do it. I can't think of one public place that it's like, it just. This is why. Cause men do it, so why can't girls do it? If men could do it, why can't we do it?

No, that's so true.

Also. It is true. I'm kind of a baby with food and poop. Like, if I have to poop, I can't hold it. If I have to eat, I need eat right now, or I'll ruin everyone's day.

No, you are. Yeah, you are temperate. You're temperamental when it comes to nourishment.

Also, if I've been acting different on this pod, you guys are like, who is she? I've been in LA for one day, and she's.

No, guys. She's been in LA for one day, and she's currently recording the pod in a robe, freshly spray tanned, just got up and, like, answered the door for room service. So she's different.

The thing with giggly squad is, I feel, like, so connected to the gigglers. Like, we are growing together. So what our job is, like, whenever we see insider shit, we have to tell the gigglers. And I don't feel like I'm putting stuff on blast because it's just for the gigglers.

No, Hannah, I'm so happy you're saying this. Keep going.

So, like, I was invited to this crazy brunch yesterday, and I didn't take any photos. Cause I wanted to pretend I was cool. Meanwhile, I was like, I'm telling the gigglers every fucking second of what I see at this party.

You're, like, mental noting it.

So it was this brunch for the Netflix as a joke festival. And by brunch, it was, like, this garden party at a mansion, which is so l. A. Cause, like, in New York, we don't even have gardens.

No. We've never seen a flower.

So it's in a huge backyard. And I'm very, like, going with my agent. I'm like, this should be fun. Like, I'll try not to embarrass myself. First person I see is Jon Stewart, who, by the way, hot.

Yeah, I was gonna say, how tall?

Little, but hot.

Yeah. Well, you know what's also annoying about men is, like, their salt and pepper hair and beard, for whatever reason, is just like, why does it look good on them?

You know?

Yeah.

I think we're actually attracted, deep down, to men who are tired and don't look like they want to fuck every girl and look like they've just, like, party too hard. That they're, like, done. And there's something.

Do you want to know what it is? I think because it. You know, that they've aged, so they had to get to that level for us to respect, because we were like, oh, you actually probably have learned at least one thing.

Yes. Like, he knows something.

He knows something.

Something I could ask him about. And he's. They're weaker. They're weaker.

Like, well voiced. Like, well versed in it, you know? Like, there's one thing where he knows a lot about.

And if we had to, we could outrun them. Cause they have arthritis.

Yes.

And there's something about, like, okay, the question. Would you rather be stuck with a man or a bear? Let's revise it. Would you rather be stuck with a bear or a Zaddy older man with gray hair? 100% Zaddy, older man with gray hair, tell me your stories of war. Like, I will feed you Advil.

What did you do when you had to get up and turn the tv off manually?

What was that journey like for you? Yeah. When you had to meet someone somewhere and you didn't have a cell phone and they didn't show up, what did you do?

What did you think? Did you go to their home? Did you immediately go to. Something happened to them? Or was that par for the course? And you went about your own day.

Literally, when you wanted food and you couldn't uber eats it. How did you get the food? Did you farm? Did you gather?

Did you look up recipes, like in a recipe book from your grandma? Or was it all word of mouth?

Did you print out Mapquest? Was there even Mapquest when you were growing up?

So it's just. It's life is perspective.

So, no, I see Jon Stewart. I go, that's fucking crazy. But it's okay. Play it cool. Then I look and I see love of my life. Chelsea Handler.

Yep.

Who is one of those people that I. Okay, I'm say I'm bad at social climbing. Like, I'd rather avoid an awkward situation that be like, I'm gonna risk it to, like, get a relationship with this person.

Yeah.

No, no. If you're out, Haley Bieber, if you're out there, I'm quiet. I'm chilling. I'm here if you need me. I'm not reaching out.

Yes.

So I see her and I don't. I'm like, I'm not gonna harass her.

I think giggly squad slogan should be, I'm not reaching out.

I'm not reaching out. And it doesn't mean I don't care and love you.

It's actually the opposite. I respect your time in space. I'm reaching out.

I mean, there's times when I'm like, I'm not gonna reach out to Paige because I care about her right now. I'm gonna wait this one out. I'm gonna wait it out. Two days ago, I waited a little. I gave her some breathing space.

And you're the only person, truly, that knows. You're the only person I've cried to in the past couple of days. You're the only person that truly knows. I've been going through something.

Cause you're a cat.

What's going on? Where are you going? Do you wanna hang out?

I'm like, I let you come to me.

Stop.

When you are ready, you come to me. But if I come to you. You're gonna scurry away and hide under the bed, and then you won't come out for six days. And I said, that's what you get for trying to get her to come out.

I haven't texted anyone back. Immediately got on the phone with you, started crying. I was like, finally, someone that understands.

Me isn't also, you start crying when I said a joke. Yeah.

I was like, she gets me, okay?

It's the same space. So Chelsea looks at me. I look at her, and she goes, I kind of blacked out. But someone told me, she said, hannah, baby.

Oh, my God. So she.

And she runs over, and I just was like, I think I said to her. I looked at her, I said, how does it feel to have this town on your back? That's what I said to her. I've never said that sense in my life, but I just see her, and she inspired me to do comedy, and she's jokingly saying hi to me, you know, when you can't process it. So that's crazy.

It's an out of body experience. You're like, this is happening to someone else that I know, but it's not. It's certainly not me.

I'm like, they're not talking to me. Like, this is. They think I'm someone else.

Yeah.

Then she turns. She goes, I wanna introduce you to someone. Sarah fucking Silverman.

Wow.

Standing there, and this is early in the party, so I haven't really settled yet. I'm in that adrenaline phase where I'm scared. Fight or flight. And I see her and I just being like. I was like, oh, are you hot? Cause she's wearing a sweater. Cause I'm trying to act cool, you know?

Yeah. Normal everyday banter because the gigglers are.

So cool with us. I never think about it, but I'm like, what do you say when you. You see someone that you, like, listen to or watch? Do you start with, I'm a fan? Do they not want to know that? So I freak out. And she was. She was actually so funny. She was like, you know what's crazy? This is the third outfit I put together. Like, I chose this outfit. Like, I literally took effort for this bad outfit. And she's like, you kind of do her voice. She goes, isn't it crazy? This is the outfit I put on. Do other people tell you you're good.

At impressions, or is it just me?

And then Grace tells me I'm good at singing. You guys are fucking lying to my head to make my head big. But she was wearing a hat, and I was like, you look incognito. And then I was like, well, she's famous. Why would I say, of course she's trying to be incognito? But, like, we're at this.

I hate the internal dialog.

My internal dialog is so loud in these conversations. Then Chelsea turns, and I realize I'm stuck with Sarah Silverman. And, like, you could tell that she was, like, it was too early in the party for me to be stuck with her. Like, I wasn't in the flow state yet.

Yeah.

And I realized, like, oh, I'm. But I'm not gonna, like, leave from talking to Sarah Silverman. Cause I don't want to be rude, but I'm also like, I know she doesn't want to be stuck with me right now. So I was stuck with her for maybe, like, 10 seconds too long, so I felt bad. But then, like, it was all good. I turn cat Williams just walking through the brunch with a hoodie on that was bedazzled with, like, a cross, like a knight. Okay, okay. I'm visualizing it, and then I turn, and I see Eliza Schlesinger. Wow. Who I have a show with in Calgary, but I haven't met you do. So I'm opening for her in Calgary. Everyone get tickets? I don't know. I think it's Canada, but I have no idea where in Canada. But, like, no.

If someone said, put Calgary on a map right now, I would die. Wait, that's actually so scary. I feel like I should 100% know that. And I'm gonna say that it's on the west coast of Canada.

I feel like it's west coast, too, but it could be. It could be.

Part of me was really quickly, I was gonna say was in Ireland or, like, the Netherlands.

I am coming to Dublin, by the way. Anyway, so I look at her, and I go, hi. And she kind of is confused for a second. I'm like, oh, no. This is so embarrassing, because I never want to be, like, you should know who I am. But, like, she's, like, tagged me and stuff because we're doing the show. And then she goes, oh, my God. Hanna Brunner. Sorry. I'm sorry. Like, great to meet you. And I said, literally, call me anything you want. I don't care. Yeah. And she did this really cool thing, finding your roots, that my mom watched and told me about where celebrities go on, where they go through your DNA and, like, do this crazy thing to find your ancestors.

No, I need it.

And, like, people like they like find out the craziest shit and they'll be like, he was your great great grandpa was a farmer who had a, like was married to like they find out crazy shit. Anyway, so I told her that she was like, thank you. And then she goes, she just grabs my arm, she goes, do you want to say hi to Kat Williams with me? Because I want to meet him. And I was like, did Eliza Schlesinger just ask me, ask me if I to be her sidekick to meet Kat Williams. And I go, what fucking drug did I, am I on right now? No, literally like literal ecstasy. So I'm getting, I'm like, this is better than my wedding day.

Wait, what were you wearing?

So I wore those pajama pants.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

With this like Zara top. But the problem with Zara top is like, it didn't really. It was like, oh, there's like two little hooks. It was just unhooking the whole time.

Yeah, like when isn't it so annoying when you're having like an outfit situation and you're trying to act like a normal.

I was holding my tits together cuz it's like the outfit when I tried it on was great. God forbid I move my shoulders for a second and women are not allowed.

To move when they're dressed.

And then cuz I was touching it got a little orange cuz I guess I had like I was touching my face. Who knows? It was a fucking disaster. But anyway, fighting for my life. So she grabs me and we're trying to find Katt Williams. Kevin Hart walks by Sebastian Maniscalco and his wife. And it's not even that they were like famous people, it's that we're in this environment where it was just only comics. It felt like a high school reunion and I was the 8th grader.

Was it like pastor d'oeuvres? What was going on?

Yes. And it was like a bar and it was kind of the morning so much. John Mulaney and Bo Burnham Tall.

Yep. Who is the tallest.

Who is Bo Burnham?

Okay.

Then I Nick Kroll. Then I see. So like everywhere you look is the most famous person you've ever seen. And this is the thing, there's one thing about seeing famous people, it's another thing when you're seeing like people who have inspired your life and your. Yeah, your career. Like it's one thing to be like, oh, yeah, that person's on tv versus like this person is genuinely like, yeah.

Has info has influenced me in like certain decision. Yeah, it's like, very powerful.

So, like, I was acting like, crazy, and I never act like this, like that. Or it's like when I met Roger Federer. Like, it's like, people who I really respect what they've accomplished in their life.

So everyone, like, I sometimes get as, like, sad when people are like, oh, don't meet your heroes. Because, yes, there are, like, situations where you're like, wait. That person was so not what I was expecting, but sometimes it's exactly what you were expecting from that person. And it's so, like, even more special because you're like, I thought knew that you were gonna be just, like, normal.

Or you meet someone that's, like, actually on the flight going there, I saw Melanie Lynskey. She was sitting, like, two seats in front of me, and she was, like, talking to everyone. And, like, some people who, like, aren't as famous, but you find out they're, like, really cool people. You're like, oh, you're fucking amazing. And people don't talk about it enough. So then I run into Whitney Cummings, who I now know who, like, from all the comics, she, like, probably has the most money of all of them and acts like she's like, you wouldn't even know she's famous. Like, she's just shooting the shit, wants to make everyone laugh. Like, literally, me and her pushing each other, like, playing, like little kids. And I've always.

I've always thought that she has really.

Great skin, the most incredible skin, and she has her strategies, but, like, things that I could never do. Like, I like sleeping on your back and shit. But, um.

Oh, yeah.

So then.

Heard about that.

We get in a line to do a photo with all the comics. So, literally, it feels like a class. It felt like high school. No, we're, like, the popular people in the front. Like, they were like, chappelle, Chappelle. And he, like, comes over, and then Kevin Hart, like, Burt Kreischer standing there. I'm, like, literally forgetting people because there was so. It was insane everywhere you looked.

No, that's insane.

That guy Brett. Is it Brett Goldstein from, was just.

Like, okay, this is, like, a weird question, but, like, was everyone, like, I feel like if I were to walk into a room like that, and it was all models, like, I would be eating the Pasteur d'oeuvres. If you're walking into a room with all comedians, like, is everyone laughing? Like, what is the. Is everyone just, like, everyone jokes?

Everyone is making fun of the event. So everyone you walk up to is like, this fucking typo. You know everyone. Okay, this is crazy, right? Like, how do you act? How do you act in these? Every comics in their own head, so.

Okay, great.

Like, I went up to Nikki Glaser, and she's like, I don't know if I can stay here any longer. This is. I don't know what to do. I'm like, you're Nikki F. Glaser.

That's why I feel comfortable with comedians, because I'm like, oh, you guys are mental. You got so much shit going on up there. It makes me feel more comfortable that I also.

And I was with Heather McMahon, and we were laughing. Like, these are the, like, most attention loving narcissists on the planet. Trying to take a photo right now in a group photo. Like, it was insane. Everyone's, like, jumping around. It was hilarious. And then I had Heather McMahon with me. Thank God. So we found each other. But then you literally need one person.

At things like this, and you're just like, my life would have been insane.

John Apatow just, like, strolling a lobster roll. It was like. It was. It was so fucking crazy. And then this is where I, like, threw up. We're walking to the garden, and all the comics are joking. Like, what if they're just, like, taking us out back to, like, get rid of us? Like, this is what the comics are saying. This is what the cone.

Like, a beautiful home.

The most comics, I almost tripped, and they're like, you could fucking sue this guy and make a lot of money. Like, this is the stuff they're saying. So, yeah, Tiffany Haddish. Anyway, so I look who I'm walking. Like, we're all getting squeezed in and walking down this lane, and I look who happens to be next to me. It's Jim Gaffigan, my love of my life.

Yep.

Zaddy. Who has come over to me.

Tall.

Yes. Actually, tall people don't talk about. Yeah, he has come over to me before, like, in New York City. Just joking. Like, do you like it when girls have diarrhea? Like, joking about, like, yes, he sees my videos, which is crazy. That's.

Wait, that's ins, dude, that alone, like, oh, yeah. Jim Gavigan came up to me and asked, do I like it?

Jim Gaffigan was doing an impression of me. Like, I froze to the point. Like, you know, when I feel like I'm pretty, I can come up with shit. Pretty froze. Like, I forgot what English was. So I look at him, and I'm like, hey, cuz, I know he knows. He knows me. And he looks at me goes, so how do you get these interviews with, like, Justin Bieber's wife? And, like, jlo, Justin Bieber's wife is.

So hilarious to me.

And I'm like, so he has Bieber fever. He loves Justin Bieber, literally. So he was, like, asking me how the interviews go and somewhat. And Heather was next to me and was like, hi, Jim. Like, I love your work. And I said, I start to make. He was goofy, so I started to make fun of him. Like, I got a good vibe from him. And I was like, jim, do you know that once at the stand, you thought I was a waiter? And he starts laughing? And I was like, you? Yeah. He goes, because we were just standing. I was ready to get on stage, and he just saw me standing there, and he asked. He basically asked, like, is there water here? Like, I think he was like, basically, can I have a water? And I go, absolutely. And I turn, go to the bar, get him water, come back, give it to him, and then go on stage.

What else? What else do you do?

What am I supposed to do? Jim Gaffkin's thirsty.

You're like, I don't know. There's a hose out back, Jim, what the fuck do I look like?

So I go, Jim, you thought I was a waiter. He starts laughing. I go, you asked me to get you water, and I got it for you. And he started dying laughing. I was like, oh, my God. I made Jim Gaffigan laugh. And he goes, well, if there's an awkward moment, I'll be there. And I'm dying laughing. And then he knows Des. So he's laughing about Dez and Jim Gaffigan's.

We respect Des because he has gray hair.

No, he literally said that. He called. He was like, he's a silver fox. Like, every man is obsessed with Des. So then I found out that Jim Gaffigan's wife actually, like, helps him a lot with his comedy. Like, is his writing partner. Like, they produce all this stuff together. And I was like, dude, your wife is so badass. And he's like, yeah. And she's. You know, we're dealing with, like, teenagers now. Next thing, I'm talking, drink afghan about his family.

Oh, I forgot. He has, like, a full baseball team at home.

So I was standing. It was me, Bo Burnham. I wasn't talking to Bo Burnham. God forbid. I wasn't talking. I was just standing there. Ricky Velez. And Jim Catherine runs over, and he goes, oh, is this what all the young kids are hanging out? We were just, like, a goofy dad. At a party, he was like, is.

This for the young bucks? Is Ricky Velez the comedian that was with us in Vegas?

Yes. And he was in the king of Staten island. He's like Pete Davidson.

He's very funny.

So funny and so chill, just like New Yorker. So I'm just, like, talking about life with Jim Gavigan. And then I met Jimmy Carr. I don't know if you know Jimmy Carr. He's, like a british comedian. And Dimitri Martin was there.

I think if I saw a picture of him, I would know.

But long story short, one of my agents kept. I was like, oh, my God, that's John Mulaney. And he's like, do you want to meet him? And I'm like, absolutely not. Yeah, absolutely no.

I'm not going to burden John Mulaney with saying. Putting his hand out and saying, hi, nice to meet you.

No.

And, like, the way I'm gonna meet.

These people if the universe wants me to, if, you know, we're both reach for the same shrimp, and I go.

If they need a water, I'm.

I will get them water, but I'm not. You want to be introduced? Some people are good at that. Like, hey, nice to meet you. And they'll say, no, no, I'm not forcing my energy on people who haven't given me an opening to ask for it.

No.

So at one point, it became, like, a school dance where it was literally, like, me, Whitney, Nikki Glaser was, like, over there, Chelsea handler, Sarah Silverman. And I was like. I literally turned to someone. I was like, this is the best day of my life. Yeah. Like, I wasn't cool, but, like, everyone was being silly, and I can do. I can keep up with that. I'm bad with the. Like, everyone's acting cool. I don't know how to add to the conversation.

Yes.

Or I'll say something kind of funny and people be like, is she okay?

One time, Hannah texted me. She was at a party, and she said, I think they're doing drugs in the bathroom. And I said, yeah, probably. And she was so just taken aback. I couldn't believe that she couldn't believe that someone would be in a bathroom stall at a club in New York City doing drugs.

Okay. So I got. I never go to parties back then. I got invited to my first ever, like, kind of cool party, and I don't think they thought I would show up because it was kind of intimate. And I just showed up.

It was legitimate, intimate, intimate.

I walked in, I was like, okay, because I'm not close with this person by any means.

And I knew you were nervous because you. You never text me, like, before you walk in somewhere.

And before you walked in, you were like, wait, I wish you were here so bad. No, I had that moment where I'm like, I could turn around right now. And then I got there and it was. I was bombing. And then the two girls who I knew kept disappearing in the bathroom, and I was like, what are they? Are they shitting? Like, for a good 30 minutes, I was like, should we check on them? Like, are they. Are those girls? Okay? And then he come out and they would just dance, and, like, I'm trying to talk, and they were just dancing and, like, weird dancing. And then they go back in the bathroom. And then I think someone, like, referenced it, but I was like, someone check on them. Maybe she has a stomach virus. Maybe she has a flu.

No, it was one of the best. I've gotten a couple texts like that from Hannah, but that was one of.

And then they all were like, let's go out after, like, from this party. And I felt like I failed. So I was like, maybe this is the universe saying, like, you have another shot. Nope. They were in the bathroom the whole time. In the other bar, too. So I'm just, like, sitting there.

The second spot. That's when it really ramps up.

Yep.

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So anyway, this party was so fucking insane and just such a cool vibe. And then I obviously have to go to air Juan, right? So I go to Eran. I panic. I panic ordered because what's it like inside? It actually, like, it's crowded, but it's like, people know what to do and it's actually not that clear, like, where to stand, how things work. They don't have signs, which is very rich. I feel like the richer it is.

The less signage is really rich. Like, have you ever walked into a store and you're like, oh, let me, like, check what size this is. And it's like, there's no price tag. And you're like, yep. Okay. I don't. Like, that's a terrifying world.

Basically. If you have to ask, they don't want you there.

No, I literally, this literally happened to me the other day. I'm leaving Saks because I was leaving a face gym appointment and I saw these, like, louis Vuitton trunks, and I was just like, what's a trunk? Like that? Like a. Oh, like, like a trunk?

Like for, like buried treasure? Like for gold. A truck. Okay.

My pirate was. This is literally how we are.

So a trunk.

I'm obsessed with trunks.

Like of a car. Like how they open.

No, like, I love, like, a trunk. Like, I just think they're so, like, chic.

And where are you putting these trunks? Like, how do you carry these trunks around?

Like, when I was little, I had these three pink trunks that had. That were like different sizes and they had, like gold, like, hardware. And I loved them so much. And, like, I still have them. Yeah, they had like a key. And, like, I always wanted to go to sleepaway camp because I wanted to bring, like, my trunks.

You have, like, bodies in it. Like, what do you. Why do you lock it up? Like, that's so sketchy. It's like getting my. Getting my jeans. Gotta unlock it. People try to steal my jeans.

I had this vision, like, ever since I was little, that I wanted, like, these big Louis Vuitton trunks. But I wanted them to be a coffee table and, like, so different sizes. And then you put, like, glass on the top, and then it's like a coffee table trunk. So they had all these trunks in Louis Vuitton. So I walked in and I was like, oh, like, how much is, like, this big trunk? And the guy just, like, kind of looked at me and he was like, I'd have to, like, go in the back. And he came back and he gave, like, this astronomical amount. And I, like, started laughing, and I was just like, oh, well, then, no, that's insane. And it was just like. And then I was like, okay, I shouldn't have walked in.

I know what you're talking about. A Louis Vuitton trunk. You know where I saw those? Paris. You go to these vintage stores and they have so many trunks.

Well, they're made. You can't just, like. You can. They're all, like, custom. Yeah, like, yeah, any of the vintage ones were, like, some, like, an old.

Lady, like, an old pirate died and they donated their trunk.

So, I mean, they're, like, insanely expensive. It's, like, stupid. But I feel like I can, like, get something that, like, looks this. So I'm in the market for, like, vintage trunks.

No, vintage trunks are okay. I get where you're going, but it is giving pirate cunt. Pirate sheet. Cunty pirate. You're so fucking weird. So. And I love how there's probably people being like, Paige is the most normal person, and then there's people who are like, hannah's 100% right in this situation. That's why this podcast exists.

Like, my pouches. My pouches could live in my trunks.

I'm at Arwan, I'm like, how much is the salmon? And they're like, let me go to the back and I'll find out. But no, there was, like, a line, and I don't understand the speed of it. I don't know. Like, I just. Because I want to look like I fit in. So I get to the front, there's no signage, and everyone's like, there's all these things you could pick from. So I'm like, hey, can I have, like, a couple things? And they were like, oh, the combo. And I'm like, yeah, the combo. Like, doesn't say combo anywhere.

So it looks like. Wait, wait, wait. It looks like you step up to almost, like, how you would get, like, deli meat, like, this type. And they do it for you. Yes. Okay.

But they have, like, a ton of precooked stuff, but then they don't tell you, like, one meat, two sides. Like, I don't know. It could have been super easy to put that somewhere. But anyway, I'm like, okay. And then I'm like, okay, I think I'm choosing a protein, and I can only see salmon and then some thing that I wasn't sure about, so I was like, okay, salmon. And then I go to. And then I just panicked and got mashed potatoes, because I feel like, you can't go wrong with mashed potatoes.

Yeah. You really can't.

Then he started, like, wrapping it up. I go, oh, I'm doing two sides. I'm not doing one side.

Yeah, you said the combo.

You suggest the combo. The combo is not two. It's, I want three. Three's a party. But then I panicked because, like, I should do a vegetable. And then I ordered this, like, eggplant parmesan thing, which in italian culture, you don't mix fish and cheese. You just don't. So immediately, I feel like I made a mistake.

Bad.

But I'm not gonna tell him to undo it. I'm at erewhon, so I say, thank you. This is perfect. And then I grab a St. James iced tea, which is so good, by the way.

Wait, Hannah, this is so. No, this is so fucking weird that you are saying this, because I did a grocery order the other day, and I. And I saw them. I've never seen them before, and I was like, I'm just gonna, like, get these. I always, like, see them on instagram. I'm like, I can't stop.

This is not sponsored as iced tea, girly. I don't like when it's too sweet, but I honestly do not want just, like, dirty water tasting tea. But then when you do these diet teas, it could taste really fake. And then when you do regular tea, you're like, did I just snort coffee?

Cocaine chic. Like, I look at them in my refrigerator, and I'm like, they're very.

It's the perfect amount of sweetness. And when I say that, I don't mean, like, it's like, you taste like, this is a good ass drink.

You know what it kind of reminds me of, but it's better. Is, like, the pure leave team at.

Pure leaf isn't, like, okay, pure leaf has left the chat.

Yeah, it's very much like that. Like, you feel healthier, but it does taste better.

And yes, some of iced teas are like desserts where this is so good. It's, like, 20 calories. It feels. It's good. It's natural.

I woke up the morning of the reunion at, like, a godforsaken hour, like, a witching hour. And I was getting my hair and makeup done, and I, like, was chugging one. Cause I was so thirsty. And I just, like, loved it. I did throw it up. So that is a disclaimer.

How did it feel coming back up? That's the thing.

I'm like, I'm a fan for life because, like, it actually, I was like, oh, okay. That was not that bad.

I got a two for one.

I was like, this is my own anxiety, but thank you, St. James. I appreciate your help.

During all St. Anthony. St. James, we pray to St. James and St. Anthony. So I grabbed my iced tea, and then there's no line. There's just, like, people at, like, there was no organization for the line. So then I'm just standing alone.

They're, like, paying it for it, like, with their palm.

Yeah. Or they're just like, they've invested in the company, and then they just. I don't know. So then I just. There was no one for me to stand behind.

It's a give one, take one type of thing here.

Yeah. Give your firstborn, and then you could.

Get some salmon, and then you get a Haley b burst smoothie.

Yeah. So then I stamped. I was standing in a place that seemed okay, but then everyone kept, like, making me, like, move out of the way. And I'm like, am I. Where the fuck am I supposed to stand for this line? Anyway? So I just go up to the guy we pay, they ask me for the receipt. I'm like, it's food. I don't need a fucking receipt. No, I'm just, like. I could tell you I didn't speak like that, but I was. I was getting confused about that, and then I.

So they're not, like, trader Joe's where, like, they have to ask you questions?

No, they were pretty, like, transactional, which was nice, I think. Cause they feel bad that you spent $200 on salmon.

It's funny because I never go to Trader Joe's in the city, because I just do, like, instacart. So, like, I never am in there.

Trader Joe's. You know that you walk into Trader Joe's during, like, a crazy time, and you just get in line, and then the line flows through the whole entire store, and you shop through the line?

No, first of all, no, we're gonna.

Do a show of celebrities waiting in line at Trader Joe's and shopping.

Second of all, I go, I forget that they have this, like, rule where, like, they talk to you or whatever. So I only ever go to the trader Joe's in South Carolina because I'm, like, getting flowers.

Yeah.

And as a New Yorker, I just, like, am not expecting. Expecting people to talk to me ever. Like, especially in the grocery store, like, ever. So when I get up to the line and I'm paying for all my flowers, the cashier says, oh, what are you doing with all these flowers? And I immediately am like, excuse me? Like, who the fuck are you to ask me what I'm doing with all? Like, because the way she said it, I was like, what? Like, what?

Like, is she asking, are you investigating me? Like, are you cussing me? Yeah.

Like, that's how I felt. She was like, why do you need all of these? And I was like, pardon? And then another. And then I just said, like, oh, just like, for around the house and then some. And then, like, the girl that was bagging it asked another question, and I.

Was like, what the fuck's going on here? Like, in my head, you know, fucking FBI.

And then, like, immediately, like, it clicks in my head. I'm like, oh, I'm at a trader Joe's. They, like, have to, like, they don't give a flying fuck. So then I was like, oh, okay. Like, then I felt better. But immediately I was like, who are you to ask what I need with all these?

I know that we're more introverted, but who are people who actually enjoy talking to a stranger over being with yourself? My boyfriend, that's something he has to talk to a stranger about.

We actually got into a disagreement because he said to me, oh, do you know the people that live on your floor? And I was like, that's unsafe. I was like, why would I know the people that live on my floor? Just moved in a week ago. And he was like, well, it's not like your old building. Like, there's not that many people.

Did you bake them muffins?

He was like, so what if you see them in the elevator? Like, what do you say? And I go, nothing. I go, how do I know the person I'm in the elevator with lives in that apartment? Like, they might not live there. I'm not asking.

Let's talk New York elevator apartment etiquette. First of all, if someone's running to the elevator and you don't make it, you don't make it. If someone. No one's open. Close, close. Everyone will say, thank you. Okay? Everyone say, if you leave the door open for someone, everyone goes, oh, my God. Cuz then what are we gonna do? Do that for every fucking person? We'll be here all day.

Then when you're in the elevator, the people in the elevator with you, that's your team.

That's your team. Outside the elevator, dead. That's fucking dead. Then once when you're entering an elevator, you don't say anything. You don't say anything. But if it is past 05:30 p.m. And you're in the elevator, when people get off, you can say as they're leaving, like, while they're already gone, already walking out, you just go, have a good night.

Have a nice. And then more often than not, they say, you too. And that's. And that's how you know your neighbors.

And that's girlhood.

Yeah, it's just. It's just outrageous the amount of talking they want to do down there. And I can't. I don't have the time.

There is a meme going around of someone said good morning to an old lady, and she's like, good morning. And then the person was like, wow, it's really nice out. And she goes, well, that's enough. You don't care. I don't care. That's where. Good morning. Okay, we're done. We're done here. So anyway, this is the most la shit that has ever happened to me, and I love this story so much, and I can't. I was like, I can't wait to tell the gigglers. So I said, well, first of all, I see a giggler at Erwin. And it's funny because thank God.

You're like, okay.

I know. I was, like, fighting for my life. And then this girl was like, oh, my God. Hi. Tell Paige I say hi. We took a selfie. I'm feeling myself sit down, eat my meal. And as I'm getting up, the girl sitting, oh, you sit there. So there's an outdoor area where you can sit. And I was feeling myself. It was 70 degrees, and I was just, like, eating. I love eating alone. Just texting, whatever. So as I'm getting up, this woman, such girly, really nice and calm, was like, by the way, I really like your podcast. And I said, okay. And I look at her in the eye. I'm actually really good with faces. I'm not necessarily good with names, but, like, I will see someone be like, oh, they were episode three of SVU. They played the guy who got shot. Like, I really remember a face. I look at her face, and I fucking know this face. And not in a, like, I saw you ten years ago way. I'm like, this is, like, a very recognizable face. And I go. And I. But I hate being that person. Like, why were you in?

So I was just like, yeah, do I know you? Do me? And she looks at me, and she's kind of like, yeah. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. Are you an actress? And she's like, yeah. And I'm like, I'm sorry, can you please tell me, like, where do I know you from? And she goes, I'm the at. And t girl. Stop. And immediately I fucking lose. I go, oh, my God. Wait.

So wait.

So she normally has bangs in all the commercials? Yes, but she had her hair pulled back, and she was, like, with her son, and she had her hair, like, slick back.

Like, she realized, I know exactly who you're talking about.

So I. This. What? Like, these people are more famous than, like, Brad Pitt. Like, we see them every day on our tvs.

So I'm like, I love that girl. She's so freaking cute.

She goes, I'm a giggler. So then I'm like, this conspiracy theory that, like, all. Every celeb listens to giggly squad is getting my head so big. So I go. And she's like, I love you and Paige dada. And I go, I'm so sorry. Can I get a photo with you? So she bothered me, and then I know. I'm like, am I. Like, am I annoying the at amp t girl? Like, I'm like, is she mad at me? And I'm like, can I get a photo with you? And she's like, oh, my God, yes. We take the photo, and she actually, like, is a comic, and she does acting. So shout out, her name's Milana. And so shout out to Milana. That was so la and random. I know, gorgeous. So la and random. And I told her I was like, all the gigglers are really hot and successful. So, like, honestly, it tracks. And then. No. And then I walked 40 minutes in LA.

The gigglers, like, give me confidence. Wait, to where? Like, back to your hotel.

Back to my hotel? If it's under 45. Oh, yeah. People thought I was a call girl. I ran into some comedians, and we're both New Yorkers because they're for the festival, and they're like, why are we the only people walking in this town? And I'm like, I don't know. He was, like, smoking a cigarette.

Your voice immediately changes, and you. They just, like, automatically have a bacon, egg, and cheese in your hand. Where did this come from?

But I'm so wild. Like, I'm wearing no bra. All my makeup for the morning was sweated out. Like, it was chaos. And then I went back to the hotel.

So you're an LA girlie?

Yeah, I've changed. And then I went to this party later, and, like, I think, like, jim Gaffigan was there and, like, no one else, and I was like, this party's fucking lame. Like. Like, I'm ruined. I can never go back. No, I go. Only Jim Gaffigan is here.

Okay, here's the thing that, like, I feel like my mom has, like, said this, like, my whole life just to, like, work hard in, like, a sense, but it does always keep me motivated. It is so easy to go up. Like, it is so easy to live, like, a better life, and it's so easy to, like, enjoy it. It is so hard to, like, go downtrack.

That's a bad track. That's why child stars have a hard time, because the come up is so good, and then they're come down is the whole rest of their life.

That's why it's, like, you have to stay, like, grounded, but, like, continuously have, like, a goal that you're working for. That's why, like, anytime some people, like, talk about reality tv, I'm like, it is so easy to get lost in the fucking sauce and, like, wrapped up that if you don't have a goal of what you're working toward, like, it. You can't do. Like, you can't maintain it well, if you're only.

Yeah, if your only happiness is, like, if you look likable in a scene they cut together, you're living your life in just, like, chaos. It's also, like, if your happiness is coming from these, like, random moments of, like, fancy shit, then it's so unsustainable where, like. Yeah, that's why anyone who wakes up and, like, literally smells the flowers, if that can bring you joy, like, you're fucking dangerous. Like, you're gonna. You're strong. Like, you're mentally, because, like, even.

Even, like, when I first moved to New York City, like, just being thrown into, like, certain experiences that I've never experienced before, I was like, oh, I'll never not do this then. So, like, I need to work hard enough so that, like, this is my. I can do this on the reg. This is my norm. So it is, like a good. It's so good to, like, be in those situations. I feel like, because it's so motivational, like, okay, you had brunch with Jim Gaffigan, and it's like, now you're like, okay, I'm fucking pumped up and I'm fired up. Like, what's next?

But it is cool to meet these people and be like, oh, they were me. Like, they were me excited to go to a brunch like, 20 years ago. Like, Jim Gavin was joking. He's like, we're old geezers now. And I'm like, oh, cuz they were.

Yeah. Like, who's Jim's got. Who is Jim Gaffigan's? Jim Gaffigan.

They all have.

I like to know. Yeah, I love in interviews when, like, really famous people, like, say, who influenced and, like, inspired them. Like, because when I was at the LA Fashion awards, the, like, costume designer for all of Cher's costume got, like, the lifetime achievement award, and it was just, like, showing pictures of all of Cher's outfits. Every single celebrity has done an outfit based off of a Cher outfit. So it's just, like, so crazy to see.

It's. It's like, your inspiration was inspired by someone else.

Was inspired by. Yes. Like, no one has an original thought. Like, everyone is inspired by someone else. And it's like, okay, but, like, who inspired Cher?

I also have to do a shout out. Cause I got a facial yesterday, like, last second for any, like, og gigglers. They remember after live giggly squads on Instagram Live. We would have. Would we have Andrew Collin or Andrew Collin? We'd go to Andrew Collin was doing, like, a dating show. Whatever. Well, now he has, like, remember? So now go and watch it. He has, like, a gorgeous fiance in LA who happens to be, like, stunning, amazing at facials. And it's the kind of thing where you're like, okay, is she amazing at facials or is she just beautiful? Like, you know, you'll see a makeup artist, and they're just doing beautiful girls. I'm like, are they good or are they just doing beautiful girls? But Andrew told me she's really fucking good at what she does, and I've been meaning to get aphasia by her. This bitch did this thing. You know when you can feel your face lifted when you're not even looking in the mirror? Like, you feel lighter. And she was, like, doing all this gua sha with my jaw, and she was like, oh, this is tight. I'm like, that's literally 14 years of trauma.

But I want to do a shout out to skin by Brenna. Alexis gave my Brenda. Alexis in LA. She's a facialist. Go to her. She's so fucking good.

No, getting a good facial. I'm literally on a waitlist right now for a good facial. I really want.

Wait. You're crazy.

No, I've been on a waitlist for two months.

You know what's so funny? If they didn't have a waitlist, you'd be like, and I wanna go. New Yorkers love waiting.

I went to, like, get an appointment and I was like, oh, my God, there's a waitlist. Like, fuck this. And then I was like, wait, there's a wait list. I'm bugging. I need the spaceship.

This is why saying no, I'm being unavailable actually creates more opportunities for you.

Truly. That's why I stay home all the time.

It's so valid. Do you know Brenna also? She gave me really good advice. Cause whenever I'm with a girl, I'm always like, tell me the truth. Tear my face apart. Tell me what I need. First of all, she's like, you haven't drank water since 1994. And I was like, just by looking at my skin. And she goes, look, there's a difference between dry and dehydrated.

Yeah.

She's like, you're oily. Like, your skin is not dry. You are dehydrated. Drink some water. And I was like, okay, everyone's Hannah.

Every time I've gone to get a facial, my whole entire life, that was always the number one thing. You're just a little dehydrated. And that's why, like, your skin isn't repairing quick enough when you do get a breakout, and then you pick it, and then it's worse and blah, blah, blah. I'm not kidding. Not to sound like I live in suburbia, but, like, ever since I got a fucking Stanley, every time I get a facial now, they say, your skin is so hydrated.

This is my question, though. They go, drink more water. How much? Like, how many Stanley's are you drinking a day?

I. Now that I've, like, started, now I feel like I'm even, like, more thirsty. Like, if I don't have water. Like, my body now knows what it's like to be fully hydrated. So when I go below it, my body's like, um, hello. Like, Carmax operate like this anymore.

It's giving marketing scheme.

It definitely is a cult, for sure.

And then you're like, it's just like, a lot of sacrifices.

You are peeing, but the satisfaction of seeing your pee be clear.

I don't know her. I've never met her.

No, it's an insane feeling. And I, like, I get so many less headaches. I drink it. I drink a fuck ton of water. So, like, I feel like normal girls are, like, filling it up once, maybe twice a day. I'm not kidding. I'm filling this shit up like, four times a day. But I also like a lot of ice.

Do you clean it in between?

Okay. That's, like, another controversy.

Like, how much fungi are you drinking?

I know everyone's like, no, on TikTok, they're like, you have to clean it every day.

That's so much bad milk.

Nobody's fucking cleaning their stanley every day. But every couple of days I do throw it in the dishwasher.

Okay.

And I hand wash my straw with, like, one of the thingies. Okay, fancy, because I don't trust the dishwasher.

Okay? Domestic icon of the straw hand wash.

No, I'm fucking hand washing over here with my gel x extensions. But, you know, also, new nail color of the month. I'm calling it what? Solely because I got it the other day. I didn't want it to be, like, baby blue, but I didn't want it to be gray because that felt too dark. So, like, a grayish light blue. So, like, if you're wearing white, it looks gray, but if you're wearing blue, it looks blue.

Put it in the newsletter. Because I feel it. I feel that's good too.

Yeah.

One other thing she said too, because I was like, what serum should I use? What masks should I buy? Like, what's gonna solve my, all my problems in, like, actual life and my personality? And she was like, do you cleanse? And I'm like, I mean, I do some neutrogena. Like, like, take off my makeup and then I, like, throw. I don't really always cleanse. If I'm in the shower, I do a face cleanse. But, like, I don't even put my hair up in a bun. I literally just, like, take off my makeup and then put moisturizer on. And she was like, you're a naked mole rat. No, a literal mole rat. She, first of all, she, like, kind of, like, air puked, and then she was like, no, I don't.

Yeah, because I'm not even understanding that. Like, I feel like I wasn't actually expecting her to say that first part because, like, obviously you're cleansing, so this is the thing.

At night, I shower every night.

Right.

So I do wash it in the shower, but, like, if I don't shower that night, I'm not really washing my face. I'm just taking off the makeup, putting moisturizer, and then in the morning.

Wait, you're taking off your makeup with what?

A neutrogena wipe, which apparently just kind of moves it around.

No, that's the most diabolical thing I've ever heard. You say you're taking wipes.

Kim Kardashian said she uses neutrogena wipes.

Ten years ago, she was paid for that article. You're taking a neutrogena makeup wipe. You're wiping off all your makeup, then you're putting on a moisturizer.

Yes.

Immediately after. You're a sick fuck. And you're actually so lucky that your skin is as flawless as it is.

Thank you. So she told me that the true botanicals, like, cleansing balm, is really good. And she told me sometimes she triple cleanses, and she basically was like, it helps everything, like, the skin renew. She's like, cleansing is more important than serum.

She said if I'm, like, in my, like, melissa wood health, like, era, then I'm triple cleansing. But that's, like, it's not all the time.

Well, you need to work on that, is what Brenda would say. But, um. But she basically was like, keep it simple. Don't use a lot of products. I go, oh, my God. My friend Paige, she uses so many products on her face. I told on you, I was like, she's so, like, she's so many products.

Always fucking trying it, and I'm always using the product.

And then your mom's like, maybe you should stop literally throwing the kitchen sink in every pour.

I'm like, but somebody said that balsamic vinegar will dry up any.

Also, you have to try stuff for six months. But, you know, you try it for, like, two days, and you're like, this isn't working.

No, literally, that's how I feel about getting my period. I was like, I thought I was gonna get it by now. And then I was like, oh, I just, like, haven't taken the vitamins in a week. I actively work against myself. I get revenge on my own body.

Also, speaking of periods, I don't know if you guys are experiencing this because I went off the pill, like, a while ago, just because I was over it. Now I get the most insane, consistent period. But, like, the most insane period for two days, like, I can't function. It's. It's like, spewing like a murder scene and then it's gone.

Are you getting like, stomach pains or. It's just like, you're. Yeah, yeah.

Des was so funny. He's such a dude. I was like, I have my period. And he goes, feel like you always have your fucking period. Yeah, they don't. He's like, you literally, you. You had. You always have your pedal go. Have you ever been with a girl?

You're so like, see, when did. Wait, when did you go off your birth control?

I'm gonna say, like a year. The time when I told. We told all the gigglers to get off their birth control. Okay, so, like, then all the gigglers.

Start getting it again. We did a baby boo.

I never had a gig. I never didn't get it. I've always had my period and.

Oh, so you never stop? Like once you went off, it kept coming.

Yeah, it's always coming. But I was late. I didn't get my period till I was 14.

Yeah, I didn't get mine either till I was 13. What grade were you in?

Senior. In high school. I'm just getting you freshman. No.

Oh, no, I think that's when. That's when I got mine. That's when I feel like everyone gets it.

I like that I was pretending different. I'm like, I'm not like other girls. One. There's always the one girl who gets it when she's like ten.

No, in like, I feel so bad for her.

She didn't deserve that. She didn't deserve that.

No.

And everyone's whispering about it.

Yeah. Cuz we don't really know what it is yet. And she like, she's like, I don't fucking know either. Like, here I am.

Yeah, she didn't ask for that life anyway. Okay. We didn't ask for this life either. Stay strong out there. We love you guys so, so, so, so much. We are adding cities to the tour. We heard you. The thing is, we'd been bothering our agents and they were like, hey, like, we have to actually make sure the venues are available. I said, well, fucking call them again. Yeah, call them again. I know the at and T girl, if you need a better, if you need connection.

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