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Gary, fix the WiFi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up, my girly little gigglers?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Like, such an obvious one that we've never done.

Never done. We're back.

We're better than ever.

We're better than ever. I do have to say the gigglers fucking put me on their back and took me through the week and then shot the Netflix special for Do you know that throughout the week, they were all sending me like, motivational messages? Yeah. Quotes. Just like the cuteest things. And then the day of, they got me lasagna to the green room. I don't know how They did that. But you know, see you in court.

No, because there's like, legit rules and regulations. God forbid, we bring a granola bar that wasn't...

My dad barely got in, and they somehow got three things of lasagna past security. Yeah, I just appreciate them so much. Just to let everyone know, it went better than I could have imagined. It was so great. If you're nervous about things coming up, it's normal. It's because you care. I'm back in therapy.

All around. I just have to say, I don't know if I'm getting my period, but I could be.

I am.

I was so emotional all day on Saturday. I don't know what What was going on, but I was thinking about you, and then every couple of minutes, I was like, Am I tearing up? Am This nervous? Why am I tearing up? And then I was like, Whatever. I'm just getting my period. It's crazy. And then I'm going through my DMs, and it's just all gigglers being like, Why have I been so anxious today? I'm so nervous. I feel like I'm performed. And I was like, no, why am I having a physical reaction to something I'm not even What are you doing?

Do you know what it is? Because we are so good at manifesting. And honestly, Netflix is like, that was a joke. That was a bit... I started stand up a couple of years ago and I was like, That'd be funny. And then I got it. And then you're like, oh, shit, it's It's happening, but we did it. We're there. I do have to say I don't want to like, HIPAA on myself, but therapy has been crazy lately. I don't know if you even can HIPAA yourself.

She walks away and she's just like, I need a breather. Do you think she needs to take a breather before her next patient?

Well, I definitely make her laugh, but I know that she's definitely... She can't go on cruise control with me. You don't know what's going to come. We were doing this crazy shit. She goes, Okay, I want you to dance, but don't dance to the music. Dance offbeat because that'll help you- Wait, wait, wait. And I was like, Is this some harassment?

In the moment, she wanted you to... Wait, hold on. Are you in person or are you on Zoom? On Zoom.

I was like, Okay. And she was like, If you dance against the beat, then you get out of your own head because you have to be conscious. And she's like, Do weird shit. Do crazy. I was like, is this humiliation therapy? I was like, I'm already struggling.

Is this your hip hop yoga instructor? Like cosplaying as a therapist?

So she was like, Okay, go. So then I just start dancing. And I look and she's just chilling.

I was fired. No. Are you fucking kidding me? No.

Wait, this is the best part. And then she was like, Okay, what do you like to do before your shows? And I was like, I like to listen to rap music. And she was like, Which rap music? And I was like, Right now, I really like Ice Spice. And she was like, Okay, can you wrap it to me? And I was like, I actually don't know the words. And she's like, How do you not know the words? I was like, I mean, I might. I was like, Okay, so I did Ice Spice Princess Diana, and I start reading it. I pulled it up on Google and wrapped it to her. How this woman was not dying laughing.

I can't even think of the words.

It's really hard to rap. You know how in the beginning of something, you're like, I should probably stop or we should pick a different song? But I was like, No, I'm already just danced for 10 minutes.

Yeah, I'm already committed to this.

I have to pull it up so you know what I was...

What theory is she testing out I go heavy on it.

I go, I suppose. Like, Grot, keep it a stack. Move what? Because they know I got bans. They reach out and I don't give a damn. I still get any money. I know who I am. I was crying.

What is going on? What is going on, Hannah? Who is this lady?

Honestly, we're having a lot of fun together. But I just, during it, I was like, I need to tell Giggly Squad. Because you know what? I feel like I'm that person. I talk all day. You can't just let me keep talking about what's stressing me out.

Who am I to yuck someone's yummy? Who am I to tell a doctor that what they're doing is wrong? But I'm just wondering, what was the result she was looking for with you performing? With you performing this one woman show.

Also, that song goes on for a long time. I did that for six minutes.

When you were done and she was like, Thank Thank you so much for that performance. What was her next sentence out of her mouth?

What was that supposed to teach you? I think she was like, Good. That was really good. And I was like, I just rapped about my pussy getting eaten. And they rapped fast. No. So anyway, I'm back in therapy.

Okay.

How are you doing?

I'm doing well. I was I was really emotional all day Saturday. But then when I got all the DMs that everyone loved your outfit, that your spray tan looked good, I was like, my work here is done. I can sit down on the couch and rest.

I love how you did not care about the performance. You're like, did the spray tan look good?

No, I... Again, when we do a Giggly Squad Live show, I provide hair and makeup. I've done my job if we are there in hair and makeup.

Well, also, I think you weren't worried about the performance deep down.

No, I wasn't worried about that. I was just the overall... I was worried. Experience. And then I sat down on the couch and I had Cierra call me and she needed an outfit picked out for her. So I...

Okay, you're a single mom, single working mom.

I'm like, What more can I do for you guys? Nobody's helped me with an outfit in years.

I feel like your mom takes the load of all that.

She does. She does all my outfits.

Oh, Also, my therapist gave me one thing that was really helpful for people because we were talking about the voice in your head and how you should talk to it. Some people say you talk to it like it's a bitchy roommate, but she was like, You treat it like it's a guy cat calling you on the street. Where you don't ignore it. You can acknowledge it nicely. Thank you. And you walk away. It's like, What's up, fat ass? And you go, Thank you?

Thank you for that thought.

You don't need to make eye contact, but you don't have to get mad. You don't get mad. You just keep your head up and you keep walking. But you've acknowledged, I do have a fine ass. Thank you. So your voices in your head that are negative are literally like fat construction workers. Oh, my exes.

Yeah. It's just your enemies. Yes. It's what they want you to think. Yes. One thing that's really like, girding my loins right now is- Bring it back. I I truly love going on TikTok and seeing the girlies be like, And then I took this live snail, and I put it on my zit, and it went away. I love that shit, and I love trying all that stuff. I'm getting to the point now, though, and I don't know if this is just because I'm getting older, but it's enough.

Yeah, it's insane. And they're not all being honest.

Who is out here drinking sea moss? What the fuck is sea moss? And if my ancestors survived without it, I feel as though I don't need it.

That's the thing. If sea moss actually solves all our problems, I feel like everyone would be doing it.

Did you see that Bella Hadid did her morning routine?

Oh, my God. People were not happy. Not happy, no, no, no.

Because how did she not immediately vomit? I can't ingest that many things in the morning. My agent called the other day, was like, Hey, do you want to do this ad for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah milk from a cow.

And it has to be a point where too much is just too much. And then also, you're just consuming so many products. And it comes to be like, maybe you should just talk to your dad.

We need to take a step back and really think, what would our forefathers say? And they'd probably say no to sea moss.

It does look like Jell-O. It looks good, but it probably tastes like shit.

It's just it's too many things.

Think about when you actually buy these things, it's always when you're chasing something. It's never when you feel content with yourself. It's always when you're like, Oh, this will fix something.

Unless it's an LED face mask, which I highly recommend.

Which we support. Side note, I went to Face gym for the first time. Yes. I want to give you guys an honest review. It was so fun because no one ever massages your face. When they put the ball on it, I was like, Fuck, yeah. Then I told the guy, I was like, I do clench my jaw a lot. He's like, Oh, I could do the finger in the mouth thing. And then later on, the person next to me was getting the finger in the mouth thing. And I think he forgot. I was like, I can't ask him to put his fingers in my mouth because that just sounds so weird.

I just was like, okay, face to mouth. Hey, earlier, you mentioned something about putting your finger in my mouth. Is that still on the table?

So Face to him next time, I would like that. Just what's the appropriate way to ask for it? Without sounding like a little freak What's the PC way to ask you to jam your fucking fist out my throat?

Yeah.

Calm my tongue. Deep throat with your fist. He took out a taser gun, which was crazy. Too much. First, there was that normal thing that electrifies your face. You know what? They're like, Is this too much? Is that too much? But you don't want to be a pussy. So you're like, Yeah, that's fine. And then your whole body is shaking and you're like, Is this mine?

People don't talk about that enough because I feel I think as women, we're just programmed to one have the highest pain tolerance ever. So if something really did hurt, you're like, no.

And if it's for beauty, you're saying no.

And you're programmed to be like, If If you are uncomfortable ever in a situation, you don't want to be rude. So you're just like, oh, no, it's fine. It's okay. So a perfect example is a beauty procedure. You could do anything to me, and I'd be like, crank it the fuck That's the thing.

He was like, Do you want more? And I was like, I could do more. And then finally he was like, Okay, that's the highest. And they started doing it. I'm like, Okay, maybe we could do all that.

Yeah, maybe we go down one notch. I didn't want to say that because that's annoying.

So I got I felt amazing. It was really cool. It was fun.

Wait, let's talk about your lymphatic drainage massage, too.

I have shit to say about that. It felt so good. But they basically were like, you need to get it the day before the event for it to really work, which is... It's like, okay, this is a very temporary thing, but it feels really good.

It's very temporary, but I actually don't even think you need to do the day, the very day before. I think you need to do it 2:00 to 3:00 because it takes you like a full day to detox out what they even did anyway.

Also, when they say detox, is that real? Because I'm not like peeing out weird stuff. Like, where is it going?

No, but you're peeing.

You're peeing. Okay. Well, she told me I have to drink a lot of water afterwards, and I was like, I didn't sign up for that. But the funniest part, the funniest part is when they do your stomach, which actually I was scared of because I'm like, I don't like when people near my ribs. And also I was giggling, and I was like, It's so funny. No one ever touches my stomach ever, except Paige when she's tanning me.

And it's ticklish.

Ticklish. Okay, but this was the funny thing. They're doing these massages, and then at one point, They literally just push down through your stomach to clearly try to get air out. You're feeling the gurgling. I'm like, Is she trying to get me to fart? I was like, You can't just push down on my stomach.

You're fighting in your head with this woman. I don't think it's legit air. It's like she's getting your whole digestive system up and running. It's like everything that's in your stomach is now starting to move to go to leave.

She's pushing on my stomach. I'm trying not to fart. I'm fighting for my life. Then she did my arms, and she came back to my stomach, and she's like, Oh, right in the middle, there's a lot of air. She said something, and I was like, Yeah, bitch, I'm bloated. I've been bloated since 1992.

Did you feel so much better? Did your bloat feel better the next morning when you woke up?

For sure. It was really fun. But these are, again, all these things are things that are like, they're so extra.

No, they're so extra. And can I just tell you something, just a small thing about me?

Yeah.

All of these things that you did, I will do in one day before literally anything. That's amazing. That's my Super Bowl. That's my favorite part of having something is that day before when I do all of these things.

It's so funny because then I got my nails done at Ten Piece Nails. They were fucking amazing. So good. Everyone was complimenting my French. And the guy was so cunty. He was like, Let's go crazy next time. I'm like, The gigas are going to get so mad of me.

No, they do look the best they've ever looked. He did a really good job.

And it's my natural nails. But I do have to say by Thursday, I was like, I'm tired. And I'm like, Why am I so tired? I'm like, Oh, yeah, because I've been running from appointment to appointment. It's exhausting. Self care is exhausting.

Being a kept lady is exhausting. Keeping up with... And literally, here's the other thing. It's not like I'm doing the bare minimum, but it's not like I'm doing crazy intense things either. I'm not going and getting Botox. I'm not getting fillers. I don't even dye my hair. It's literally just massage, facial, nails. And think about how much money all of those appointments were. It adds up. And men have the audacity to be like, She shouldn't care if I use a coupon. And it's like, Fuck you. Literally, fuck you.

I love how you made this about men. I love that. I love that. I think whenever I get laser or anything painful, I think about men, and I'm just like, They don't even fucking deserve this pure beauty that I'm about to reveal.

No. And I actually just started I'm lazering my legs because it's the only body part that I have it. And I started using... Now I can't remember their name. Rose Co or something? No, they come to my house.

Yes.

Okay. Sisters on the go.

I think I need to do that.

Because literally, you just sit on the couch and she takes out the laser and she just does it.

How long would it take her to do my entire fucking body?

She went so fast.

Okay. I think I have to do it before summer. I love how this is just a checkup. This is a check-up. It's just a physical checkup and mental.

No, Giggly's one is literally, we've actually tricked everyone into just doing our weekly checkup with us because we'll never get it done if we don't. And it's just like, are you doing okay? Are you okay? Yes. Are you? Okay.

Also, I tried to start taking vitamins last week because I thought that that would heal me. And I took a Lemmy Gummy. Shout out. I love Lemmy Gummies. It got stuck in my throat at one point because I think I was talking because I never showed up. I thought I almost died because it's a difference getting food versus a fucking sticky gummy stuck in your throat. For a good 40 minutes, I was like, get my affairs in order.

You're like, this is how I go.

And I was like, imagine if Courtney Kardashian murdered me.

You're like, Kris Jenner is going to hate the PR on this, but also brand awareness.

She's a female entrepreneur. You cannot do this, sir. You have to stay alive. But I do love gummies. I do. I don't know if it's because Des has been gone for a month or because I'm getting older, but my gag reflex has... She's changed.

No, so It's so funny that you bring that up because I've actually noticed mine as well in the past year. Yeah. Where things that never used to make me want to vomit, I'm like, Pardon, I will throw up on my own self right now. It's very jarring.

I love YouTubeing cats smelling things because they'll smell and they'll do a full like, blah, like a gag. No.

I am a cat. That's so... Hold on. This is a perfect example of a story. So the other day- Give me an example of a story. An example of a story. The other day, I was going to Sculpt Society, and now I can't go by myself, and you were having a mental breakdown, so I didn't want to stress you out. So I texted Cierra, and I was like, Come to Sculpt Society with me. And she was like, Okay, so we're there. And I wasn't feeling the best that day, but I was like, You know what? Actually, if I keep this appointment and I go work out, I'll probably feel better. I didn't. So I'm in the middle of the class, and I'm like, Oh, no, I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up, right? This pregnant, cute little blonde is like, And one, and two, and three. And I'm like, I'll throw up on you. I immediately jump up. I'm like, I'll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom. I run out. I go into the bathroom. I'm having a panic attack, almost. So I run my wrists under cold water, splash cold water in my face that usually brings me down a little.

I come back in. They're still working out. I jump right back in. And then at the end, Sierra goes, You know what's crazy? I didn't even think to check on you. And the instructor I was like, Is your friend okay? She was like, Oh, no. She just throws up sometimes. Don't worry about her. And I was like, Oh, my God. People probably think I have something wrong with me. And she was like, No, you're just a cat. You'll randomly be so dramatic and be like, and then you're like, I'm okay.

No, that's such cat behavior. Butter woke me up the other week. She was lying on my arm while we're sleeping, and she just starts puking in the bed. And I was like, Butter, what the... She'll come into the room to puke and then leave. I was like, Thank you.

I did that two weeks ago. I threw up on my shower curtain the other day. What? So then I didn't throw up at the workout. And so when I got home, whenever I get home, it's like my whole body will come down. If I've had a panic attack earlier in that day or if I was anxious about something and I was out, right when I get in my own door- So every day. No, literally. Right when I get in my own door, whatever Whatever bodily function had to happen just happens. Oh, yeah. And so I'm literally running to my bathroom to vomit, and I... Two seconds late, all over my shower curtain. I should see a doctor. I have something wrong.

See, when I said gag reflex, I actually didn't mean puke.

Cool. Okay.

My thing is, I don't know when it happened, but I started brushing my teeth. And if I go on my tongue too back, I'm gagging. Even gagging where I make that noise.

Yeah, me too. It's hard for me to take vitamins.

See, I could take vitamins, but I think it's mental. Once it happens, once you're like, Oh, we're going to gag. And then I did something else and I gagged. Then I was like, 20-year-old Hannah was for fun showing off with her friends being like, How far can we shove this banana down my throat? In your 20s, no one had a gag reflex. And if you did, you were like, Figure it out.

So much It just changed.

Yeah, back then you used to swallow. It was crazy. Sorry, Kim. It was crazy back then.

I couldn't tell you the last time I swallowed.

No. I'm like, I pay taxes.

Get out of here. I'm like, Are you kidding?

I'm not even taking tequila shots. I'm not going to swallow your cum.

I'm like, We're already dating.

But honestly, that's probably why some guys are like, Yeah, I want to date a 22-year-old because they still think it's new and fun and exciting, where a 32-year-old woman is like, Come on yourself.

No, guys want to date a younger woman because we didn't know as many things yet. And they just wanted to... That is the only reason guys date younger.

Yeah, because they don't want to be checked.

They don't want someone to be challenged.

They don't want someone to be like, Well, in my experience, that's not the case. Because you don't have any experience in your 20s. You're just like, Okay.

No, you're easy to boss around.

I had a funny thought. Okay, I actually do appreciate and like country music. I like some country songs. I wouldn't call myself a country I don't know a lot, but when I went to school in Wisconsin, we'd go to the Lake, we'd play country, whatever. Zack Brown Band, whatever. I don't know the difference between Morgan Wallen, Morgan Wade, and Zack Brian. I thought they all were the same person. Zack Brian and Morgan Wallen are the same person. Then Morgan Wade is...

Morgan Wade is a girl.

Okay, but I think they are all the same person.

They've probably never all been in a room together. No, we got asked. Did you see that email? We got asked to go to a country concert?

No.

Oh, we got asked to go to a country concert? And I was like, Honestly, I'm not going to take this ticket from someone else. It's not for me. And they were like, really? Sometimes I feel like I pass on so many things because I'm like, look, I know that you think I'm the girl you want there. I'm not the girl you want there. I'm not mingling. I can't.

Look, did I watch Shania Twain's documentary 12 times? Yes. But you know why I like watching it? Because country music, apparently, is a very male dominant a boys club. So whenever girls would try to do it, they wouldn't take them seriously or hold them to a different standard. Men could talk about doing cocaine and parting all night and cheating on their wives. And then girls had to pretend they were Christian angels. And Dali Parton is amazing. Anyway.

I love Lanie Wilson. Yeah. Obviously, Keecey Musgraves.

I love Keecey Musgraves. Also, you know who I think is a giggler? Who? Keecee Balerini.

Probably, maybe, probably not, because she was on a season of Southern Charm, and her and Craig, I think she bid on Craig at an auction.

Bid on his body? Like a male prostitute?

No, bid to win a date or something. But it was before. I think it was right before she became really famous. So I mean, she could be a giggler because why would we care? Why would she care about me? And whatever. But maybe. Probably not. If I'm just going by history, probably not.

Is Craig even a giggler? Do we consider him a giggler? Is he allowed?

You know what? I don't think Craig is a giggler just because he's very inquisitive about things Giggly Squad that he doesn't understand. And also he's so offended that he hasn't been asked to come on the pod.

It's like, obviously, we don't have guests except Trevor Wallace.

Right. And he didn't even count as a person. I don't count him as a person.

Yeah, we didn't ask him any questions.

No, he just showed up.

He was just there.

No, literally.

Literally just there.

But who did Grace just say was a giggler? Oh, oh. Naomi Biden.

Naomi Biden. What a cool name.

Such a cool name. And she's like, so chic. We go to the same eyebrow lady. Oh, my God. So it's like we're just basically friends.

That's amazing.

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Wait, do we discuss Princess Kate?

I have so many thoughts and feelings and so many... First of all, there's so many conspiracy theories. The Internet is such a wild place.

They're still going with the conspiracy theories?

Well, I think because I am programmed to be on Conspiracy Theory TikTok, then I get the really crazy out there ones. And I'm like, Okay, this is even too much for me to even play along with this could possibly be true.

You're like, I don't even want to go there with my brain.

I'm like, No, Kate Middleton is not an elephant I've been in disguise. It's like, this is getting a little out of hand. Okay, so I had found out this information a couple of days prior from... Obviously, I can't say my source. Okay, do more. No, literally. And so I'm talking with the person that told me this, and we were just like, This is so sad. There's just no way that this is true. And then that same day, it was when the nurses of the hospital were trying to get her medical records. And so then I was like, Oh, my God, this information that I heard then is a thousand % correct. Because why else would they be trying to get her medical records unless they were trying to see if she really was sick? All in all, I feel awful for her. Like, what a devastating situation to happen. And also, who even cares if William was cheated or did cheat? Like, take that whole thing out. I It feels so bad for him because, okay, his mom, they basically killed his mom. His dad is about to die. He's sick with cancer. His wife is sick, and his brother is trying to be a famous influencer in LA.

His hair follicles have all killed themselves.

His hair has been like, That's it. We're leaving. We're fucking out of here.

It's fucked up. I'm sending my love. I do have to say, though, the Internet, it's so funny how the Internet I was like, oh, my God, the Internet is so fucked up. How could we do that? Like, Oh, we just realized that the Internet is a horrible place full of hate and gossip and getting on bandwagons for attention.

Yes.

And the funny thing is, is this is going to happen three seconds later. And you know what? I don't want to bring it up, but I'm going to bring it. Wait, what were you going to say?

Oh, I was just going to say, I am not in my comments a lot, but I want to be so badly because the gigglers are so fucking funny sometimes. So some lady must have written some crazy long paragraph on one of my pictures a week ago, and all I saw was the giggler response, and then I took it and have been using it. All she responded back to the lady was, Ma'am, this is a Wendy's. And I lost my fucking mind because I didn't even see the major paragraph. But I was like, I know someone said something so word salad wild. And this giggler was just like, All right, bitch. I killed the fuck out.

Well, you know how trolls try to make you feel embarrassed for existing on your page? The gigglers make them feel embarrassed for trying to come for you in a place of laughter and serenity?

No, the thing that I think, and I think I'm going to comment this on somebody at some point. I've been waiting to use this one. I, fortunately for my haters, fortunately for my specific haters, I am very strong-minded, and I love myself more than they could ever even know. But what if your comment was the last comment that someone saw that put them over the edge? It was your comment. How would you feel as a human?

But I think that's what they want. They're that sick.

And also, I feel like I always see TikToks of if you click on people that do comments, mean comments. I've never clicked on someone and been like, Oh, my God, that girl is so much cooler than me.

That's helped me. Every now and then, I accidentally see something and I can't get it out of my head, I have to click on it to be like, Is this a girl that I would want to like me? And then it's just like a man and idol.

Yeah, and you're just like, Okay.

Or someone without any identity, and you're just like, Okay.

I feel like Kate was probably in her palace bed being like, It's funny that you guys are thinking all of this because I don't want to be any of you. And I'll tell you when I want to tell you.

And I do have to say I did make a very funny video about where Kate Middleton is, but I was doing a parody of people coming up with conspiracy theories.

Hannah, don't even defend yourself to us because you're a woman in comedy.

Thank you. Do you know who I wanted to defend? Leave JLo alone. Leave JLo alone. This woman is so fucking incredible. She She did come from the Bronx. She did become successful on her own. She's battled racism. She's battled so much bullying in the press. She's battled just being a woman in this industry.

She's done in the arts.

In the women in the arts, she also... She wasn't that good at singing, became a singer, learned how to do it, succeeded in it. And then acting, she got roles for Latinos that they never were giving. And then she's fucking like... A pioneer. She's a pioneer. Everyone was like, We were so mean to Brittany. Why are we doing it to JLo now?

As a JLo stan, as someone on my second grade homework assignment said, What do you want to be when you grow up. And I wrote Jennifer Lopez as someone who would throw themselves in front of a bus for her.

But if you watch her documentary, she literally has this raw moment where she's like, I never thought that I was good enough or deserved love. That's why I got married 100 times, and that's why I'm still working. And that's why I still try to create more because I want to prove to everyone I'm good enough. And that was one of the saddest things I heard because you're like your fucking Jennifer Lopez.

And you don't feel like you're good enough.

And you don't feel like you're good enough. So it's like everyone's human. Everyone's fighting their own fight. I just don't like when the Internet so heavily turns on someone when she didn't actually do anything that bad.

Well, did you see Megan Fox? She was on Call Her Daddy, and she had a quote that really stuck out to me, where it was just like, You guys created this character of what you thought I was, and I wasn't, and I was going along with it. And then you killed her. You built her up so much, and it wasn't even me. And then you eviscerated her for no reason, again, still not being me. And then I disappeared. Yeah, why would I not? And she was like, And I'm this close to doing it again. And that really stuck with me, too, because it's like, okay, yes, influencers put out what they want to put out or actors or whatever. But it's also like, you don't know anyone.

I'm fine. People want to be mean. Be mean to people who deserve it.

Right.

Out of all the people on the Internet right now, is she really the worst person on the Internet?

Let's call her Nickelodeon. Did you see that people... Well, not people, the police. The police, random people just went in a P. Diddy's house.

Oh, yeah. They raided his house.

Good. Raided. Like, let's berate him on the internet.

Yeah, let's get mad at P. Diddy. Let's get mad at the men.

We lost the plot here, guys. No, we're losing it. Let's get mad at Dan Schneider. We're losing it.

Okay, so did you watch the whole thing?

Yes.

I remember you shook your head and said, yes. Where did we begin?

Not to make it about us. But it's really the only way I can go into a conversation. It made me feel violated myself. It made me feel like, oh, my God, you also groom us so that when I was in my 20s and the first time I ever saw a porn or a legit cumshot, my brain was probably like, you've seen this before. You know what this is.

Well, it's also those were our comfort shows, and it worked on us that we loved these shows and we monetized it, and it was successful. But all that was literally the It was like a kid SNL. It was amazing. And the Amanda show was the greatest thing I've ever seen. I think that made me want to be a comedian, the Amanda show. I didn't know it, but deep down, I was like, That girl is fucking... I want to be that girl. I want to be Amanda I remember watching those skits, and then you would get up and do the skit for your parents.

Yes. We were performers. It's like, Okay, just watch this. Got it.

So funny and so confident, so silly. I thought that was the coolest girl to be, the silliest girl in the room who was also crushing it. There are obviously a lot of positives to go with it, but not to make it about ourselves. But we interviewed Drake Bell. No.

People don't talk about it enough.

It's on Burning in Hell. If you look at Burning in Hell, Drake Bell. Page is in the interview.

It's on Summerhouse Season 3.

And it's on Summerhouse Season 3 because somehow they were willing to show my job for three seconds. And it was with Drake Bell.

And you were interviewing him because he had just put a song out.

He just put a song out. And I mean, he was very nice.

He was so nice.

He was so sweet. And I just remember thinking, I was really star struck because I was like, you raised me.

Yeah.

And then I recently, we both did an interview with the Good Guys podcast with Josh Peck. And it's funny because I did make a mention of how much I loved Drake and Josh thing. But I could just tell, he didn't say anything, but I could just tell that it's a complicated situation with Nickelodeon. I think it's pretty well known with everyone that they didn't have a great experience. It's just who's going to speak up.

I want the Disney kids to come out I was about to say they're next.

Christie Carlson Romano is a giggler. I actually need to text her. I want to get her insight on it. But I did not know Drake Bell was going to sit down and do a tell all the way he did. And I know that nobody's perfect. He's dealt with a lot of issues. But I felt so fucking horrible for him. And I feel like there was not... It all seemed really, really true. And no kid deserves to go through what that kid went through.

You know what I don't get? What? As an adult, being on a set or doing something professional, I can't get away with anything. Not that you're trying to do something, but you go to set and there's all protocols and rules.

You can barely go to the bathroom when you want to.

No, you literally have to be like, Hey, Can I take this off the table? Is that allowed? So I don't understand how these major... Here's the other thing. If you're working for a major network or a major company, I'm a cast member. I'm the talent, and I have to do a background check, a drug test. You have to do all of these things. How the fuck were these people getting through to work with kids? When I first moved to New York City, I I signed up for this thing. It's called New York Cares, and it's basically a volunteer thing, and you can go on and click all these different volunteer things that you wanted to do.

You think you're better than everyone?

Well, no, I don't think that. I know that in my bones. I've been better than people for about 10 years. No, but the only thing I really wanted to do had to do with kids. And if you are doing anything with a child in a doctor's office, in a school, in anything, you have to go through an insane, rigorous check that you can be around this fucking kid.

There's this program called Big Brother, and one of my exes was trying to do it, and they literally rejected him because he smokes weed a lot.

It's like, okay, but you can have literal pedophiles working children's show as a janitor? Get the fuck out of here.

Whoever does the Big Brother approval process, can they do that for women on dates?

Again, not to make it about moi, but as a child's model, Oh, my God. Yeah. I will say, obviously, I was so naive and you have no idea what's going on, but it is such a testament to the stress that my mom was probably under, that You just have no idea because you're the kid and that's your mom. But she was like, I was never not in the room. I could never not see you for a second, ever.

And then there was that mom of that kid who was just there for one or two seasons, and she apparently was speaking up about things being weird. If you speak up too much, the kid's going to get fired because they're like- Was that Brandy's mom? No, the guy. Basically, his mom was like, he got fired, and I know it's because I was speaking up. It's like as a parent, you also influence that. But not to give away part of the documentary, but the most heart-wrenching part was how this guy who's not... Who's evil, tried to get Drake away from his family, and his dad was his manager and convinced him that his dad is not a good manager.

The dad seems so nice.

No, the dad literally starts crying. He's like, Fine. I won't be his manager, but promise me one thing that you keep him away from that man. And then it comes out that that guy's a pedophile. And then Drake calls him and he's like, Thank God it wasn't you.

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I could see myself in If it got crazy, there was a lot going on, I could accidentally...

I just feel like... This is really scary. But there's not even...

You want to say this out loud?

Yeah. To all gigglers. There's not a thought in my mind that if someone did something to my child or my brother or my family, that I would be able to kill them. Yes. If you killed someone I loved, of course, I'd be able to kill you.

Why did I just envision your long, skinny fingers just stabbing someone? But that's your most animalistic instinct is, I'm going to protect the people I need to protect.

I'm not trying even get away with it. If you hurt my child, I'm walking to your front door, I'm killing you, and then I'm calling the cops because you have neighbors, and that's rude to do to them. I'm not trying to premeditate, get away with it. I will gladly go to jail for the rest of my life if you hurt my child.

As I said with the woman who chopped her husband's dick off, what did we all think? We said, What did that man do to deserve it? So don't do something to deserve Paige puncturing you with her skinny little finger.

Yeah, because I'll 100% do it.

Oh, question about your workout class. Was Cierra better than me?

No. You guys were at the same pace.

Oh, okay. Interesting.

No, I'm trying to think. Honestly, actually, Hannah, I preferred going with you because she made me a little nervous because in the beginning, like dance portion, she was good. And I was like, no. No, I know.

You're supposed to be awkward during that part. That's part of the process.

Yeah, I was like, I can't look at you and feel comfortable. At least Hannah laughed. You're literally doing the eight count correctly. I was like, no, I can't have you here.

And also, if you laugh in class, that burns more calories. It's good for your abs. That's why a lot of gigglers listen to Giggly Squad while they're on the treadmill.

Wait. This is a fitness fucking podcast.

This is a fitness podcast.

They're doing abs whilst doing abs. Yeah.

So it's super intense. Did I talk about the Martha Stewart documentary yet?

I don't think so. Another woman who was like, Put me to jail. I don't care.

You guys, you have to watch the Martha Stewart documentary. I think it's on Max. Do you know about Martha Stewart? How she came to be?

Not really. What popped her off?

She was just like a grand name.

What popped her off? No.

So she literally was a blonde model. And then she was really smart and she became a stock broker. I think in the '70s when women were not stock brokers. But basically, they saw this gorgeous woman walking in and the guy was like, I'd buy a stock from her. She was working with all the men. Men are so fucking And apparently she was so good at it. But then some men fuck stuff up. And it wasn't her fault, but she had a loss of something. And she was like, I don't like to lose. I don't like this anymore. She meets this guy, they get married and they go to Connecticut, and they buy this nice property. And she starts just renovating it with him, and she builds this beautiful barn with chickens. I guess she just... It was a time where they were trying to be like, women don't need to be homemakers more women are going to work. But she took her work ethic and was like, I want to be the best homemaker I can be. And then this bitch turned it into a catering business that then turned into a book. And the book just went like wildfire.

It was called Entertaining. At what age? She was, I'd say mid-20s, late 20s, 30s, that she wrote this book called Entertaining. And it was the first book where she was like, I want color in the photos. I want people to see it's all about a dinner. What's it called? You love that stuff.

Tablescape. Tablescape. So it was a good coffee table book.

It was incredible, but it was also how to be the best hostess. And then she's such a badass just kept pushing. It's ironic because she was a stock broker. She ends up getting trouble. I never even knew the actual- For insider trading. I didn't even know the T of it. But basically, her daughter's boyfriend was this older guy who ran this company who found And he found out that he wasn't going to get something approved by the FDA. So he sold a bunch of the stock and then basically told the stock broker guy, tell family and friends, get out. And she was just on a plane and got a call when she was on the runway that was like, hey, he's selling stock. Do you want to sell? And she was like, yeah. And because of that was enough to get her.

I don't get that. I don't get insider trading. It sounds like the men trying to stop us from gossiping.

Stop us from gossiping.

Because, okay, I don't understand insider trading because it's like, okay, if someone says this is going to fail, don't do it. Of course, you're going to listen. Yeah, that's my friend told me.

They do it Just so that everyone's on an even playing field and no one knows more information than others. But the whole thing is about trying to get information from different sources to figure out if you should buy or sell. But long story short, her saying yes to sell these stocks would have saved her $45,000. That's like nothing for her. She had built a multimedia business by then, but she refused to admit it, and she had to do jail time instead of The whole thing was not worth it.

I think that's why people respect her, though, because she was like, no, I'm not going to be a rat. I'd rather go to jail than everyone get in trouble over this fucked up stupid rule.

Well, everyone was like, Martha's done. She's in jail. This is so embarrassing for her. She comes out of jail with a poncho.

With a poncho?

A poncho on that one of the women in jail sewed for her or knitted, crocheted for her. She gets up and she looks gorgeous. She looks stunning after jail. And the first thing is not negative. They're all like, Martha's wearing a gorgeous poncho that was homemade by her friend in jail.

Her friend Jill in block C.

Yes. And because she already... You've been to jail, she was less scared of being all perfect and primp. So next thing you know, she's making fun of herself. She did the roast of Justin Bieber. They said that was a huge moment for her because she basically- And then Snoop Dogg. And then Snoop Dogg, they become best friends, and now she's just this... She can make fun of herself.

Wait, does she have kids?

Yes, she has a daughter. But she also got a divorce. But it was so fun. It was ironic because she's making all these books and stuff about being the best homemaker. But she also doesn't even have the family that she's teaching about. But ultimately, she's a feminist icon. And regardless of someone who's made mistakes, I love these stories of adversity. She She was literally in jail in her 60s or something. Most people would be like, Okay, let's call it a day. You had a good run.

Let's pack it in.

This bitch was like, I'm coming back harder than ever. So your life is literally just in the confines of your own imagination.

Hannah, that one actually really spoke to me because I feel like most of the gigglers are our exact ages. I feel like it now is when it starts, specifically for women, is our early 30s of, You're You're already out of time. You have no time left. What are you doing? You're stupid. You're out of time. You can't do it. You can't accomplish it. And that actually just made me feel so much better. I could go to jail and still be fine.

And also, when I think about, I don't want to be 21 again. I don't want to have to do all that stuff again.

No.

We should be proud that we're here.

Like, your 20s are fun, but sometimes they're also really scary.

But they're scary. Because you're like, what the What the fuck is going on?

What's everyone doing? And you also have to buy your own toilet paper. It's insanity out there. But then by your 30s, you're like, okay, I've got a grasp on this. We're getting monthly paper towel subscription. We're in the zone here.

And when something bad happens, you're like, Okay, this happened before and I didn't not survive. So we can do this.

But now I'm at a weird... I'm actually at a weird spot with my mom, particularly with this whole aging thing, because sometimes I'll call her and be like, Okay, and this is your cue to make the decision and tell me what to do. And she's been hitting me with like, Paige, I can't make these certain life choices for you. This is your life. And I'm like- Disrespectful. Okay, that's so mean. I'll emancipate myself right now. Because it's like, you've got me to this point. You've told me everything to do my whole life, and now you're checking out.

No, do you know what happened with me and my mom? I was going through a crazy hard time where she loves me so much that I could tell that my shit was really affecting her. I was putting it all on her when it was all my shit. I realized for my mom to live a long, healthy life, I cannot trauma dump every day on her. And it was in that moment that I was out of love for my mom. I have to start making my own decisions. And it's like, they've trained us. We know what to do. They've trained us. And to protect them, it's like, I just try to bother her less and trust myself a little more. But it was because I literally... There was a point where I'm like, You didn't sleep last night? And she's like, Well, you have a lot going on. And I was like, okay, this is too codependent. It's too much. It's not her job. It's not her job.

I made my mom the head of my finances. So technically it is her job. Sometimes she'll be on emails with me and she'll mess something up. And she'll call me and she'll be like, I'm so sorry. This is a perfect example. I'm on emails with my mom and she'll have to fill something out and scan it and send it back in. And she doesn't realize that she can write it in. So she'll print it out, write it in. And she's so freaking cute. And she'll call me and be like, sorry, was that not the way to respond?

Wait, that's so funny because my husband, you know that he basically popped off in entertainment in Ireland early on. He never had a corporate career. So we were dealing with some lawyer stuff, and he kept replying but wasn't CCing me. And we're all on the email, and I was like, Babe, you have to press CC. He's like, What? I responded to him. I'm like, Yeah, but that's not... And I was like, this guy...

It's only going to him.

It's only going to him. I was like, so I've not learned any of the conversations that you guys have had, and you're all the way in Ireland. I was like, Oh, my God, my man has never slacked anyone before. No. My man has never been on a conference call when you're on mute.

No. Never filled in a PDF and sent it anywhere to anyone.

Well, that's the funniest thing about the whole TikTok ban, where they're treating it like it's the worst thing happening to America right now. And I'm like, I don't think half the Supreme Court knows what TikTok is. No, at all. Can we have an age limit?

Do you know that in Florida, they're trying to ban social media for kids under 14?

Let's ban people over 70.

I'd actually like to start with 66-year-old moms because that's the sweet spot where they really start hating me.

I'm like, What did I do to you? I'm not saying ban them. Let them retire in happiness. Let them be happy on an island.

We're not going to kill them all.

Yeah, put them on an island where they get unlimited drinks and let them just flourish, but not make decisions about our society.

Yeah, because TikTok is also, what will I do to go to bed at night? My parents lost power the other day from a crazy storm, and my mom called me and she was like, No, but what did people do? She was like, We went to bed. She's like, We literally went to sleep. I'm like, I'm amazing.

I'm currently... I do the New York Times crossword to go to sleep. Wow, Hannah. That's because I'm married to a mature man, and he got me into it.

Do you feel your vocabulary getting better? No.

Because I'm not good at it, and I'm not learning. I still can barely do a Monday without checking. But that's what puts me to sleep because I get so frustrated. My brain's like, Okay, it's time to just quit.

Yeah, let's just stop while we're ahead.

We have posted two full episodes on YouTube. This one is not going on YouTube. Do not see us in small claims core. It's because Paige is in Charles' stem. But we also are going to post the vlog of me trying on Outfits For The Special and Paige giving me a self-tan. It was a journey.

We didn't even touch on...

No pun intended.

How did you feel the next morning when you woke up?

I showered that night, even though you told me not to.

How did you feel when you got out of that shower? Great. You didn't use soap on that shower? No.

But I ended up showering twice before the performance, which was probably a little too much.

No, I actually encouraged two showers before the event.

So my tan looked so natural, so perfect. And we got the fit, and it all worked out, and we did it.

Now we're going to nap.

And now we're going to nap. We love you guys so much and we'll talk to you later. Thanks for giggling. Bye.