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Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I'm your host, Tignotaro, and my co.

Hosts may Martin and Fortune Feinster.

Yeah, keeping it handsome already. We are unbelievably handsome. The response has been thumbs up to Handsomeness.

It's been so exciting. And now I'm suddenly like, what have I said on these recordings that we've pre taped? Because now I'm realizing people are actually going to listen. I think I've revealed a lot about my romantic life.

Well, that's why you're part of the show. We know you've got good stories to bring.

That's right. You already admitted to us in our, I think, our second episode. We were making fun of you about your WiFi not working.

Yeah.

And you were like, remember when I lied about my WiFi? And we're like, we knew you were lying.

I think it was so obvious that I was like, my WiFi is out. It'll be back at 10:30 a.m..

Probably.

Not even probably. You said, my WiFi will be back up and working at 1030. And I was like, that is not true, okay?

Because people are listening to the podcast. Then I had a meeting, like, about a hosting thing. Not breaking the strike, guys. It was a anyway. And so I was like, sorry, I'm running late for the meeting. And the woman who I've never met texted me, oh, is your WiFi out? And I was like, no.

I was like, what do you mean?

And she was like, I listen to the podcast.

That is.

Hilarious.

Your response was so funny. Tig wrote, I love that May's internet will be up at exactly 1030.

No Internet or cable person can ever confirm or promise anything like that. And yet you knew exactly when your Internet would be back up and working again.

And also, people's WiFi doesn't really go out, does it? It's not really a thing sometimes, but.

In this instance, we knew you had a party, but Tig and I were here to live vicariously through you and your fun adventure. So it's all good.

I have to tell you guys a very typical Tig story that happened also when I got back in town, okay, that I feel like you might appreciate. So my friend had a game night on Saturday, and she know my son will be there, who is Max and Finn's age, and they're pals. And she said, come over, bring the kids know, join us for game night. So I show up, bring Max and Finn, they run off. And I'm looking around at the party. She had said, you'll know, people. And I thought, for sure it's going to be full of stand ups or.

Something, but it's probably so many famous people around you.

Well, she and her husband are writers, directors, producers. And I just thought, oh, after I got to the party, I thought, well, this must be a bunch of writers and directors and producers. So I didn't know anybody. And I was talking to this couple, and then a small group of, like, three people walk up next to us, and everyone's attention turned to them. And when I turned, this woman said she goes, oh, you look familiar. I know you. And I said, oh, my name is Tig. I do stand up. And I said, what is your name? And she said, her name. And then I said, Lena. And she, no, no, it's not Selena. It's Selena. Oh, no, Selena Gomez. And I was oh, OK. Nice to meet you. And then we're all talking and whatever, and this woman leans over and she said, yeah, I don't know if you know, but that's Selena Gomez.

And I was like, she has like 400 million Instagram followers, right?

As you guys know, I don't really follow pop culture, and so as I normally do, what's your name?

She's like, oh, right.

And the fact that I looked at her face and said, Lena.

Lena. Yeah.

Well, that was really impressive. I think she actually does have the most Instagram followers in the world right now, right?

And she does. Yeah.

Well, she missed me, but I was just shriveling with embarrassment where I was like, oh, gosh, I'm not familiar. I've heard her name. But truly, obviously, if she's sitting next to me, I don't know who she is.

Maybe it was refreshing. She was like, oh, I can just be normal.

Yeah, well, what was also really amusing was and I only spoke with her for a few minutes, and then at the end of the night, when I was leaving with my kids, she was across the deck, like, probably 50ft away. And she's like, Goodbye, Tig.

And I was like, Bye, Lena.

Bye, Lena.

She's like, sir, follow me, Lena.

So that was my embarrassing out in public moment.

I really like that. It's relaxing that you live up to that reputation of, like it's legit. You genuinely would.

You know who Selena Gomez?

Absolutely. 1000%. Okay. To each their own.

Well, I just wondered if because she's a lot younger than me and Stephanie said she was Disney, that maybe it was like somebody that maybe not everyone.

I think is she in the show.

On Hulu with Steve Martin?

Only murders in the building. I have a story like that, but I don't know if I've told it before on the pod, I might have cares. Yeah. Thomas can.

If it's good, let's hear it.

Tell your handsome story.

Yeah, it's Thomas's job.

It's his problem too much.

And I don't come out of this story looking good in any way.

Even better.

Yeah, it's embarrassing. This is like, kind of bad. So Bret Goldstein, who's my friend from England, and he gets invited to all the good parties and he kindly brings me as his plus one. And I love to see Celebs. I love it. I'm not jaded at all.

I do too. I just can't find them ever.

You're like, I wish there were some here.

You're at the oscars.

You're literally surrounded by them.

I'm just at a party with a bunch of production assistants.

One of them's called Meryl something. It was the Oscars after party, the Vanity Fair party, and we were both really excited to get our little suits on.

Sure.

And we're heading in looking handsome. Looking pretty handsome. And I'm so pumped. First of all, doing that, like, step and repeat where all the photographers take your picture. And I was stand on the thing and it's all new to me and Bret's on one side of me and then on the other side is Christina Aguilera and my inner 13 year old is losing my mind. And then I realized that all the cameras are just it's like I've parted the Red Sea. They're all just pointing at Bret and Christina Aguilera and none of them are pointing at me. And I'm like, should I still you're.

Putting your hand in your jail. I'm doing my handsome pose and they're.

Like, Bret, Christina, oh, Kit, can you move?

She's like, hey.

That'S my impression of me or Christina.

Christina.

So we go in and that was that's. What separates Christina from Brittany is the vibrato.

Yeah.

Anyway, we go in and I had said to Bret, because he's so kind, he always gets stuck talking to people. For ages, he'll talk to everyone. And I was like, if you get stuck, I'm going to be a really good wingman. I'll come over and rescue you. Everyone's like, gorgeous at this party. And so I've had a few drinks and I look over and he's stuck talking. He's been for ages, stuck talking to this kind of nerdy little couple, and he's been there for so long.

Oh, my God. Was it Fortune and Jack?

It's this awkward little travel couple.

I mean, cheese.

Yeah, they're holding biggie.

Yeah.

Little white dog. And so I go over and I wasn't rude at all, but I was like, hi, nice to meet you. And then I kind of whisper to Bret, do you need saving? And he looked at me like I was evil. He looked at me like I was such an asshole. I was like, you've been here. You need saving. And he goes, May, that's Malala. And it was Malala and her husband, clearly the most interesting people at the party. And, like, if anything, they needed saving from Bret, who had, like, cornered them.

Oh, no, tick doesn't you don't know Malala? Oh, no. Malala?

Who is Malala?

Malala is world famous Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Right.

I think one of the Nobel Peace Prize. Oh, I know Malala. Yeah. She's an activist.

Yeah, that's not what I was expecting.

Because you were thinking Hollywood acting in Hollywood. Yeah.

I thought somebody else was a malala. I know who Malala is.

Gotcha. Gotcha. I felt like you're like, come on.

Bret, let's get on with oh, he.

Stuck with these awkward know I'm sure he wants to talk to Paris.

What could this woman possibly have to say that's interesting?

I felt like the most Baptist like, I've traveled the world and talked to every world leader.

I'm like Bret paris Hilton's. Mom's over there.

Who's hunky dory. Oh, man, that's not the level the Malala is such a different level of person to talk to. I was at the office Christmas party premiere. This was years ago when it came out, and I had never met Jimmy Kimmel, and he's a comedian and funny. And he and his wife came up to me, and we're like, you know, talking about the movie being funny. And we were just finally meeting, and Jackson's like, come on, we got to yeah, get a slider or whatever. And I'm like, give me a Jax. She's the same way. She does not know who any famous person is.

Oh, she wasn't familiar with Molly because she's like you.

She does not know who anyone is except for Madonna. That's it.

Just wandering around the like, let's go. Just give me a minute.

Have you guys ever been mistaken for someone else? When I posted a video of me and Bret online and someone wrote underneath, is that Ellen? And.

Think they were in love field.

I don't know. I kind of see it.

Ellen and Simon Cowell. Were they kidding?

I don't know. It was a grainy video, and I could really see where they were coming from.

Yeah.

I don't think I've been mistaken for anyone, but I've had a couple instances where someone came up to me and said, I heard that one of you is famous. Which is a very weird thing to say to someone. And they always look at Jax and they go, what do you? She goes, uh uh, it's this one.

I've had that before. I was mean, of course, an Indigo Girls concert. And I was backstage, I think, and I was with the other writers from one Mississippi. And this woman came up to me, or she came up to the group and she said, you know what? This is a terrible story. I can't remember how it unfolded, but basically she was facing the head writer showrunner thinking that was me, that she had heard that I was there. And then she was talking to Kate Robin, and Kate was like, I'm notaro. And like, how much of a fan could you possibly be if you're talking to the complete wrong person?

She goes up to a water cooler. I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge fan.

That happens. Super. I'm your biggest fan. What is your name again?

Yes.

And you're like, okay.

Oh, my gosh, I love you, tidge. That's what somebody said to me once. They called me Tidge.

Tidge.

Don't tell me. Don't tell Tidge. No, I'm going to tell you.

Pretty good nickname for, like, when you were a kid, and I can in a little baseball hat. Tidge.

Yeah, when you're in your little pigtails.

When I do my animated show, it'll be Little Tidge. Yeah.

I did something I've never done before this last week I went to Minnesota.

Oh, no way.

I've done that before. But I went rock hounding.

I've been there with you.

I know. We did a show in Minneapolis together. I went rock hounding. Are y'all familiar?

Rock hounding.

Yeah, it's I'd never heard of this before, but my friends are rock hounders. And it's when you go looking for rocks, certain types of rocks, the act of doing that is rock hounding. They get these rocks and then they have this machine at later time where they saw the rock and get down to the inside of the certain rocks is like a certain kind of thing. Like up there, they were looking for aggots. I didn't know anything about it, but I had to Google. What are aggots? What do they look like?

Aggots.

Are you going to tell us what aggots are?

I mean, it's a type of rock, but I was picking up things and going like, I think, is this it? And she'd be like, no, it's granite.

And I go, well, isn't that good?

They make great counters. But she's like, no. So it was really hard to find, but then once you saw them down or whatever you call and polish them, it's like a really cool I would.

Really get into that.

It was very Zen.

I actually pronounce it as a callback to Ponties, but it didn't go back. No, I regret it. I would find that really relaxing, though, just walking along the beach.

It was so relaxing because it was up in the north shore of minnesota really beautiful. It was like we just had a four days with our friends where we were just like playing games at night and hanging out, listening to music and then going rock hounding during the day. It felt very cool.

And is this a career or is this a hobby?

Because I feel like I don't know.

Other people just call it collecting rocks and then they have a rock collection.

Rock hounding is the name. It's the term.

And do they have another job?

Oh, no, my friends. Well, I was with Natalie Mains. She was on tour and they had like a time off between shows and so it's a hobby for them where she's like just something to do that takes her mind off things. But as far as people who do it, I don't know. I'm assuming there's got to be people that do things like that for a living.

I feel like they're trying to make it sound a little more hardcore than it is.

You ain't nothing but a rock hounded all the time.

I'm really into rocks and crystals and stuff.

You might really like it. You should look it up. It's like a whole world. There's like Instagram posts, people and TikTokers who talk about it and show you what they're looking for. They show you like digging into the because a lot of those beaches are just rocks. It's not like sand. It's just all rocks. And you're just digging into these rocks.

I know people go with like metal detectors. People go right. And that's a big hobby, just going down the beach.

That's people trying to find change or bracelets.

Yeah. Or Viking gold.

Bars of gold.

They still make bars of gold?

Yeah, bars of gold. Just hanging out on beaches right now.

Yeah, I would assume.

Is there a goonieship somewhere?

Somewhere.

I do like seeing an old school situation with the metal detector on the beach.

It is funny when somebody walks by and they're like, does look like somebody that needs a friend.

Yeah.

I like it when I see couples. I have seen couples that's metal detect together.

Oh my gosh, maybe Stephanie and I should get a metal detector and just like throw in the towel.

Please just give up your whole lives and become max and Finn can go surfing and you all can be on.

The beach looking for change. Bars of gold.

We got $0.75 in Norfolk, in England, I think, like the twelve hundreds. This ship sunk and it was a king's ship. Hazy on the details. I want to say it's William of Orange or something like that. And all this treasure sunk with him. And everyone's like, it's still there somewhere. And one of these days it's going to wash up and people still go and look for it and maybe we could have an outing.

Let's go to Norfolk.

Let's go to Norfolk.

Not Virginia?

No.

I'm gay.

You're gay?

Nothing going gay.

Tig says she's gay for it, I'm gay for it.

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Sometimes you just got to get back to the simplicity of things, right?

Oh, man.

Got to get back to what is that? Lukenbock, Texas. You know that song? Let's go to Lukenbach, Texas. It talks about getting back to the basics of life. It's an old country song, really?

Like this song. Let me tell you. Two, three. Let's go to Lukenbock, Texas. Willie and whalen and the boys. Because May, you went up to nature, right? Not that long ago.

Yeah, I went to the desert. But I think if we abandoned capitalism and we really went back to basics like trading nature, I think I wouldn't thrive. I think I'm capitalism's wet dream. Like I'm buying stuff on Amazon.

I like a coffee shop.

I like a coffee shop. I like bright lights of the city.

Oh, yeah. I'm not trying to get back to we're all sharing provisions out on the prairie. I don't think I could last.

I know I would love to look.

Up and see Fortune being like, are you going to share your provisions with me?

The word provisions has been commandeered by rich people. Now, any store that's called provisions, it's like a gourmet grocery store, right? When provisions back in the day was like, we need this to survive. And now rich people are like, do.

You have the goat cheese?

Yeah. In the old days it was like.

It used to be, get off my canteen.

Give me my smoked meat jerky that I'm going to chew for six months.

Sometimes on the plane I watch those, like Yellowstone or 1920, whatever era.

Everybody on the plane watches Yellowstone and the 1800 show. Every time I am on a flight, I look over and I see Tim McGraw. I see what's his Kevin costner.

Ed or Harrison Ford?

Yeah, all of these people and then Faith Hill, they're all every when did airplanes become west? Everybody on the plane is watching Western. It is the craziest thing.

I think the reason is because those are all on I want to say Paramount Plus or one of those services which you have your staples of streaming services and then there's the additional ones, right? You're already paying this much. You're not necessarily going to also get this one. And on the planes, a lot of times they have like the whole season. So people are like, I'm going to get it while they're getting good. I ain't paying that $10 for Paramount Plus.

I didn't know what was happening at first and it was like the first couple of times I was like, oh, that's so interesting. On the last flight somebody was watching Tim McGraw.

People love a Western right now I love a western.

Look, I'm on planes all the time and I never seeing people watching westerns and now it's like every person is watching.

Well it's all the same know do you know that?

What do you mean?

So it started with the plane, every.

Passenger on the plane.

That no not family of people watching it. The flagship show is called Yellowstone. Right?

That's the Kevin Costner one that's connected to Tim McGraw.

Yeah, they're all connected. So that's why people it's like the real Housewives but of westerns but scripted.

I'm starting to feel like you work for Paramount plus Fortune.

You got all the inside scoop for.

Either the airline or I'm working for the airline.

I'm here to tell you to get.

I'm just wandering into game nights. Clueless. I get on a plane, clueless and Fortune's like that's Selena Gomez. This is the flagship Yellowstone show.

I got my finger on the pulse.

You really do.

So Yellowstone was a juggernaut. Is that how you say it? Juggernaut.

I was not expecting to hear that word today.

It was a regular handsome podcast for west.

It was big and everyone loved it. It's like a soap opera of west but it's set in modern times. But it's kind of soap opera e. But it's cowboys and riding horses. Look at you. Fortunately, everybody wanted to move to Wyoming. No, Montana.

Whatever.

Here's a gay person trying to describe freaking Yellowstone. So then the Tim McGraw one was 18 something. I don't work for this.

Is that what it's called? 1818 something.

It was the prequel. This is where that family came from. This is how they got that land. Same creator, everything. Then that was what do we say?

Juggernaut.

Juggernaut. Do you watch these shows or you.

Just I watch about the Yellowstone one.

Okay. You seem passionate. I've never seen you this animated to be honest.

I know. You need to calm down. You're freaking out for I'm just here.

To inform you guys of westerns, you're.

Going to have a stroke if you don't take a deep breath about this Yellowstone juggernaut.

I have no stake in this. I don't care if any of you watch it.

I really miss how on planes we all had to watch the same movie on a little tiny screen and we were all in it together and we'd be watching like liar lie with Jim Carrey and then you'd see but anyway.

There'S also that one was a hit.

Sorry. Wait, hold on. Fortune has more to say about the juggernaut.

She doesn't have honestly, I'm mistaken this. I don't even have a walk on roll. Nothing. I'm not in the background. We're all on strike. Don't go to any of it. That one was a hit. So now they have a 19 something and that's Harrison Ford. So after the 1800 something, this is their in laws. This is their family.

Yeah.

Watch the show or not.

I didn't even care when it was next to me. I was just like, what is with.

Everyone now when you watch, you'll know.

I'm going to be like, okay, now.

You'Ll what they're watching.

I just wish it was actually called 18 something.

I wish it was 18 something and 19 something.

You know what I'd really like is to get Tim McGraw and Face with a handsome question.

And they will want to now that I have laid out so passionate about their show.

Laid out the entire legacy.

Yeah. I did watch the first episode of theirs on the plane.

And they were oh, my god, you.

And they were pretty sexy, the two of them.

Really?

Yeah, they were handsome.

Whoa. I really feel like when I get to the credits of these shows, it's going to be executive producer Fortune Feemster. And we're going to be like, I knew it.

No, it's going to say walk on roll fortune Feamster, which is that even a thing?

I was thinking of sports, like a walk on the sports team. I have a walk on roll.

For some reason, when I hear walk on roll, I picture Fortune wandering onto the shot, like dressed all Western and then kind of is kind of what directly into the camera and then slowly backing away.

I'm like, does anyone here need some provisions? Yes. I've got goat cheese ball.

Ma'am, get your ass list interst off the set.

I'm not a producer. We're on site, watch it or not. I'm not promoting it. I'm not on it. I'm just telling you.

Well, you know, in the beginning of movies where it gives all the main credits and then it'll say introducing or with or whatever it says with the last person. And with yours, it'll be a walk on role with Fortune made up job.

That I, who acted like was a real thing. What's weird is I who act, i, who act, have a walk on role.

I've been kind of intrigued by Yellowstone and wanting to watch it. And then for some reason now I'm adamant on that just to rebel. I'm never going to watch it.

You just don't want to watch it now.

Great. Well, I'm going to take a flight to Australia and watch all episodes of every show.

Hopefully the next iteration is a bunch of gay cowboys.

That would be great.

Hello.

Can I be a little cowboy?

Well, you know, we do need a little cowboy.

May you would make a great little thanks. Thanks. Well, speaking of musicians OOH, that's a good transition. We were talking about Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. And Faith Hill, who hopefully will be on the handsome pot at some time. Come on. It's Tim. Call us. We actually have a question here from Jimmy Fallon. You know him? From The Tonight Show and Saturday Night Live. He's been making the funnies. For a very long time. And Jimmy has a question for us handsome folks.

Hey, handsome Pot, this is Jimmy Fallon. My question is, what concert would you bootleg if you had the opportunity to tape and bootleg and record a concert?

OOH, bootleg. Bootleg. That was so big. Back.

What is this, the 70s?

Wait, that was like a Dave Matthews Band. That was like big.

Grateful Dead.

This is insane.

But is bootleg, like, basically recording the entire concert and just having it available to you?

This ties into the western boot.

Bootleg.

I'm assuming you have your recorder in your boot.

Is that what it is?

Okay, right. That's where it comes from.

You strap your recorder I have no.

Idea quarter in your boot. Yeah, because when I was in college, my friend's brother used to go to the Dave Matthews Band concerts and all his superfans would sneak in. Like it had to be a large recording device back then, boombox, somehow, and it would record the whole concert and they would like, trade the concerts with each other.

Right, I see.

That is like the Grateful Dead as well. I mean, that was a whole world.

Of recording, which I never got into the Grateful Dead.

I didn't either. I dated someone that was a Deadhead, a massive, like, toured around following the Dead.

I think when I was a kid, I was scared of the name. And then I think there's some superstition around Grateful Dead fans. I think there was a murder, there's some true crime thing. And I think I feel like Jerry Garcia even saying the words I'm going to invite, like a curse on. I'm scared of the what? I don't know.

I don't know of you're scared of the Grateful Dead.

Grateful dead curse.

Little Cowboy.

Little cowboy may little Cowboy is scared.

Of the Grateful Dead haunting to me. And I think it's because I used to listen to this song when I was twelve by a band called Kula Shaker and the lead singer of which was actually Haley Mills's son. Remember Haley Mills from The Parent Trap?

Oh, yeah.

Anyway, no, of course not. There was a really scary part of the song where it went he goes, I'm telling you man. He said it like that. I'm telling you, man, Jerry was there. You could feel his presence everywhere. And it haunted me. I was like eleven or twelve. And it was like that part in Thriller where the guy's voice comes in and he was talking about Jerry Garcia's ghost.

Yeah.

I'm telling you, man, Jerry was there. You could feel his presence everywhere. I haven't thought about that in so long.

Wow.

Yeah.

I just Googled Grateful Dead curse and I'm not coming up with anything.

I'm realizing it might have been all.

Might have been a different band.

My eleven year old brain hearing that creepy song and being like, dead grateful. What?

But maybe I'm wrong. We do have social media places where people can if we aren't sure on something, we have an Instagram, a Facebook page, a Twitter page. You can go on there and give.

Us do we have a Friendster page?

Do we have a LinkedIn?

If you want to work for the Handsome Pod.

But I would like to know if there is a Grateful Dead curse, I think. Yeah.

Okay. May wants to know this.

Okay. So a bootlegged concert.

I mean, I did bootleg a concert.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Tig tell us may. Little Cowboy. I think somebody's got a new Cowboy. I went to a Pretenders concert.

Wow.

I am a massive Chrissy Hine fan. She is the lead singer of The Pretenders. I was so excited. I don't even know how I recorded that. Oh, I think I had one of those little tiny where you have the mini cassette that goes in the little recorder. Yeah, it was the mid eighty s. And I brought that to record and also brought my camera. I snuck in a lot of stuff.

Were you scared you were going to get caught or you were right in the middle of it all?

I don't know if I was terribly scared, like you risk taker.

Yeah, I can't really pick. Terribly scared.

Take would be fan. You're the bootleg.

It's me, Tidge, out of recorder in my cowboy boot. Get out of Tidge's way. We got tidge. We got, little cowboy.

Tidge is actually a good Western name.

Yeah.

Tidge and little. Well, well, if it ain't Tidge. Yeah.

So I recorded The Pretenders concert to.

Watch it later or to sell it?

Well, not watch it. It was in the 80s. It was just audio. It was just to go home, lie in bed and listen to the concert all over again when I got home.

Okay.

Because also then it wasn't at your fingertips like it is now. You can see all these artist concerts. They eventually film them and they're up on a platform.

I mean, a lot of the concerts, I would say, yeah, there already are, like Woodstock or the Beatles on the roof of Abbey Road or those types of things. But what's coming to me I don't know if this counts as a concert, but Jesus'sermon on the Mount, if you.

Could get religious, because I think he.

Was a real guy. And I'm curious about he must have been very charismatic. I don't know how I feel about him.

And he was great at karaoke.

He was great at karaoke. But just to be able to have some footage of that would be pretty.

He was the original Little Cowboy.

Oh, famously. Yeah.

So you're saying if you could be back in time and record that, that would be pretty cool also.

Or Bette Midler playing in the bathhouses in New York in, like, the would be but then I think the guys in the towels would be like, don't film us.

Well, maybe just the audio.

Or maybe they'd be like, hey, little cowboy, bring that camera. Bring that camera.

I didn't even think about going back in time.

I didn't either. Little cowboy broke.

All cowboys here just broke all yeah.

Kind of what I did.

All boundaries. Well, that would have I was trying to think I was, like, thinking of Woodstock, but that was all documented.

Yeah.

You want to see all of the most famous yeah, I went to see.

When I was a teenager, they played the Woodstock documentary and all the concert footage in a big movie theater, and everyone was, like, smoking weed in the movie theater, and I was really transported. I was watching it. And then I actually cried because I was so sad I was not there and that I was born too late for all the coolest stuff.

That was the weed. But yeah, maybe. For sure.

Do you feel like all the cool stuff is done?

Sometimes I do feel that I don't know. I don't feel that connected to a lot of all the stuff I'm a real passionate fan of is in the past. But I guess that's common.

Right?

But it's all my parents'musics, Pink Floyd and the Beatles and and well, it.

Feels like back then, people were more unified on liking certain things. Like, not everyone was into Woodstock, but so many people were, but now we're all fragmented.

Yeah.

Right. So some people, they're into this band or this band or this band, but they're not all, like, eyes on this particular thing. Except for Tay Swift, maybe.

And there was a real counterculture then.

Tay Swift.

That's what I call her.

Lil Tay. That is Lil Tay.

Lil Cow.

Tay tay.

Lil Tay. She's the only one bringing all of us together and keeping our economy afloat.

Yeah, she's my president.

I saw a car the other day with a license plate, Lil Gassy. And I was like, that Gassy. That's a great rap name. Lil Gassy.

Did it have a bunch of buffer stickers on the back of it?

Yeah, I think it did.

I think it was that your car, Fortune?

No, but I've seen that car.

If that's your car, call in to 1800, handsome. We don't have that number, but we should get it.

We should.

Thomas, can you look and see if we can get that number?

If I could bootleg I mean, it was also documented, but I would want to bootleg the in between takes conversations would have been when everyone's saying, we are the world. Oh, my God. All of those since May said that we can go back in time.

Yeah.

Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall? Like, get that audio?

Yeah.

Because who of all those conversations, because who was that?

Bono?

So many people.

Stevie Wonder.

Bruce Springsteen.

Yeah, Stevie Wonder, cindy Lauper, lionel Richie, paul McCartney. Michael Jackson.

Gosh.

Who else was it? Harry Belafonte. Kenny Rogers. Just want to hear what kenny Rogers.

What is your favorite? Well, there's we are the world. And then there's also the Christmas. Do they know it's Christmas?

Yeah.

And I wrote about that in my book of how it always bothered me that there is a line in that song where it says, well, tonight, thank God it's them instead of you. And I was like, that is so rude. To just be like, yeah. To be like, dear god, thank you so much for making them starve and for making sure that I'm okay.

Yeah. The whole thing, do they Know it's Christmas? Is questionable. What if you got the we are the world footage of the behind the scenes takes and they were just talking about the timeline of the yellowstone series.

They were just get me started. They're being a cowboy fortune.

Sit down. Sit down. Take a deep breath.

Standing up.

Thomas just put a bunch of names. He's so fast. Bob Dylan. See, bob Dylan was there. Bruce Springsteen. Steve Perry. I love journey.

Steve Perry.

Hell.

Tina Turner. Come on. I would like a bootleg concert of yeah. At the height of Tina Turner's fame.

I'd even take it at the lowest of Tina Turner's fame.

Take.

Her words mean I would take like bottom of the barrel. Tina strep throat.

She's got a sprained ankle.

I am a sucker for a strong female voice. Like, I just love great female singers like bootlegging. Now, I'd love an Adele concert. Oh, celine Dion even give me.

See, you know what? I don't need to see. I'd love to hear Celine sing. I don't need to see her dance.

You also don't need to hear her talk.

She does a lot of big, fast footwork, little steps.

Yeah. Well, she feels a little robotic.

Yes.

Well, I don't think god blessed her with the rhythm, but he blessed her with the greatest voice.

Thank you, God.

Thank you, God. Thank you, baby Jesus whose sermon on the melt we're going to listen to on the bootleg. What if we got a question from her?

Oh, my God.

We won't.

Now, I went to a Celine Dion concert by myself because I love her that much. And Jackson.

Go have fun.

I was in a relationship. I'm still in that relationship. But she was like, no thanks.

You should have called me.

And I did do the bootleg record on my iPhone for the acoustic part because I was like, oh, I can't get this online, but I can get it here on my bootleg version on my iPhone. But Celine's voice was like, amazing. Pitch perfect. Never misses a note. And then she starts talking. She goes, I got a letter from Ryan Reynolds. And I thought, ulala, Ryan Reynolds wants to get with me. And I go, oh, no, please don't do this.

Were you standing there alone crying at my heart will go.

Am a stan. Celine, as the young ones say, what.

Is your favorite Celine song.

Gosh, there are many I love a new day and I love there were days there were nights when earth days were so cold yeah. I don't know. Lyrics pitch perfect all coming back to.

Me now yeah, that's the one I like.

I drove all night oh, yeah I.

Drove all night but that's the Christine.

Aguilera cover of that's true.

I don't do the best impression of Celine singing, but the passion there equally passionate for Celine as I am. Yellowstone and 18 and 19 something.

Well, if you're ever solo heading to Celine, give me a ring a ding.

You know it. I will. You and little drive all night you and little cowboy are coming with me.

That's right.

And my mom, she'll be there.

Yeah, we got to take your mom because your mom loves Celine.

Yeah, but often my mom will reveal that she loves something that she's never mentioned ever in her life. And it turns out she's like, devoutly passionate about, like, Lord of the Rings.

Dundalf. You don't want me to do any more impressions? Yeah.

What else you got in your ring?

That's the wizard of Oz.

OOH.

Do your best toto.

Toto toto just would sit there in the Dorothy's arms.

I like when Gandalf goes, I'm melting.

You know, I heard some trivia once that I thought was really interesting about the wizard of Oz. What is and I guess it's not that interesting, but I always look for it and I find it her hair is different lengths during the movie.

Really?

Like, very glaringly different lengths.

I never noticed that.

Watch it again.

I gotta say, I kind of feel about wizard of Oz the way I do about Grateful Dead. Like, it's a little haunting because I've done that Pink Floyd thing where you press play the roar of the MGM lion. You press play on dark side of the moon, the album, and it syncs up the Pink Floyd album and it's really eerie. So have you done that fortune?

I don't think I have you not heard of it? I don't think fortune, fortune. Fortune 18 something.

But it does kind of fall apart at a certain point in the movie. But like for a good like the.

Whole first time you play the album and then it's when you have to repeat the album, then it falls in the back. Man, it's so haunting.

We should do really it sings up pretty great. Like exact yeah, that's weird.

Exactly.

When she's balancing and then she falls in the pig pen, it's like balanced on the biggest wave. You race towards an early and then you hear bells. When you see the bells on the bike of Elmara Gulch and then when she puts her ear up to the tin man's chest, you hear the heartbeat.

Was this a coincidence?

Apparently. But something is going on.

We got to get to the bottom of it. Well, let's google curse of pink Floyd. I don't know. I've never heard that.

Also, you know, it never happens, I guess because people don't really buy vinyl anymore. Well, no, there's a whole new wave of people buying vinyl, but the whole playing the vinyl backwards and hearing the know the Devil rarely is recorded in vinyl anymore. Did you not know about that?

I do not know of this.

Well, you're off in, like, Celine Dion land.

We're in rock and roll land.

Yeah, play that back for.

The you can hear the devil say, Bury my body. Talking about Paul McCartney. Right? That was where Paul is dead came from.

Fortune, you need to pull your head out of.

I would rather listen to the Canadian Princess Celine and listen to the devil. Yeah, I've never heard of this, but now I don't think I still want to.

Nothing's changed.

You all have done that. You've heard that yourself. Yeah, I haven't.

I just remember in the 70s, there were always, like, lawsuits really, about the devil.

Oh, that was during the Satanic panic or whatever. Well, I do have a record player from Urban Outfitters I could pull out of the closet.

I have a record player as well. All right, let's get together, have some whiskey and play our records backwards.

I really like all things like that. Like hidden messages and things. And in Disney movies, there's a lot of those, right?

Like, there's oh, right, yeah. In The Little Mermaid. Doesn't it have some things? Yeah, the princess and they're like a penis somewhere.

Yeah.

Fortune, listen, what's your language? Like, read the room.

Sorry. Dong.

Thank you. Thank you.

I think one of the what do you call them under the sea penis. The reef or whatever is in the shape of a penis, I think.

Fortune sorry.

Wiener.

You said it. Thank you. People are turning the show off left and right.

I know. There's a number of listeners probably not into dongs.

Fortune.

We'Re going to have to put a disclaimer at the top of this episode.

I know. Well, I'm just telling you. May brought it up. I was just brought what up? That Disney has some of these hidden things.

It does?

Like what?

Like in The Lion King, I just said penis.

What was in the he?

Like, when I say he, I mean simba. He flops down and some leaves go in the air and they spell out sex.

May sorry.

Fornication but wait, is that really happening? Because it's like, why?

I know why. Just these bored animators just sitting there.

Being yeah, yeah, let me sneak some fun things in.

Mean Thomas is googling penis right now.

He's like, what is but why do you think Judy Garland kept messing with her hair and making it long, then short, then long, then short? Was she being a little prankster, too?

Were they filming at one point and took a break and then filmed again later?

I don't know why it's the 18 hundreds. It was 18 something.

Didn't she get harassed by the Lollipop Guild?

What?

Did she what?

God, I thought there was an interview somewhere where she, in an interview, said that the actors playing the Lollipop Guild were, like, hitting on her and being inappropriate and putting their hand up her dress and stuff.

That is ruined.

The wizard of Oz. You've just ruined the wizard of Oz. Listen, we're all bursting each every one of us are bursting each other's bubbles.

But not nearly as bad as you saying penis. So many times on the show, the.

Idea of the Lollipop Guild putting their hand up Dorothy's dress is so I could be wrong.

I could be wrong. Don't quote me on it, but Google it. I could have sworn I'm not going to Google that.

My kids walk in, I'm like, that is just a know that stuff also.

Is like, urban legend, right? Some of that stuff is like, someone said it and it just keeps going down. It could be also an urban legend.

Well, that's also like that Phil Collins song in the air tonight. No, that in the air tonight.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh, it was on that Tom Cruise movie.

I don't know.

What's the urban legend there?

Well, there's a lot of different stories around what that song is about and what I heard, you know how, oh, if I saw you drowning, I would not lend a part.

That's a lyric in there.

Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that.

The story I heard, which is one of, I think, hundreds of urban legends about this song, is that when Phil Collins was a kid, he and his friend were out on a lake and some stranger drowned his friend, and so he wrote the song about the guy that drowned his friend. And then I had heard this also cannot be true that Phil Collins, all the years later, invited the guy that killed his friend to his concert, sang the song, and then put the spotlight on the murderer.

Can't be true.

Of course it's not. Of course it's not.

But do we think that the drowning part is true?

I truly don't know.

I've never heard I feel like the.

First thing you got to do, you got to call the police.

No, first you write a song freaking me out.

He writes the song no, first you call the police. The band. You call the police. You say something has happened with Phil Collins.

Well, I hope that story is not true. We're spreading a lot of urban legends are coming out of today's episode.

Do not come here for facts, folks.

We're handsome, but we're not factual.

I started a rumor today that Judy Garland is a prankster, and she kept cutting her hair long, then short, then long, then short. Obviously, it was a continuity error.

And honestly, I talk about penises too much fortune. God, what a day.

Well, should we hear what Jimmy Fallon has to say, what his answer is?

Yeah.

The answer is the Doobie brothers, because that was the famous episode of what's happening where Rerun. Got caught bootlegging a concert, and the doobie brothers actually came to his house and confronted him.

Wow. I would not have guessed the doobie brothers, but I like the doobie brothers.

I like what's happening?

I like rerun.

Yeah.

Can't you really go day by day, people get rid of them? Told you don't know lyrics.

I really love the doobie brothers.

Let the music play.

If you're a mega fan of theirs and you boot like the show, kind of the ideal thing is they show up at your house, then you're like, look, I'm sorry, but you want to come in and smoke a doobie?

Yeah. Brother brothers. My favorite doobie brothers song was shaky from somewhere back.

Is that the Michael McDonald days?

Yeah, I saw Michael McDonald in concert. I was at, like, a park in Columbus, Ohio, and I was like, this is not a typical concert I would have purchased a ticket for, but I'm here, and I'm loving it. Long ago oh, you know what? My God. Do you want to know what my thomas, can you pull this song up? Michael McDonald and Patti Labelle. That duet. Oh, on my own I love this song so much. Fortune, please.

Pretending I'm not near you fortune, for.

The love of God.

Cork.

It Thomas. Oh, yes.

Whoa. So many times. Said it was forever. Was it? This was with Michael McDonald.

Oh, yeah. My favorite part is when he comes in, he seems like he's been asleep for hours, and he's startled.

Listen to this.

She's just singing. There, like, in bed, and he's asleep.

So many promises. Is it my turn?

Hello, Morty. I love that duet so much.

Wow. Look at that.

My favorite duet. My favorite duet.

We got to make each other all mixtapes or something because there's big holes in my knowledge. It seems like we have different yeah.

We have different tastes.

And you're real stuck in the Canadian pop world that nobody's heard of.

May oh, because of love song by sky.

Yeah.

Some people commented on our handsome pod instagram account that they couldn't believe that you and I tig did not know the song.

Well, we're not Canadian.

I also had a friend say to me, oh, your podcast came out.

It was so cool.

All this time you were talking about it, I thought it was the Hanson podcast, and it was about the Hanson brothers.

That also would be good. Well, look at mean I learned a lot today.

I learned a lot.

Look at that.

All of us. I learned some things about myself, too.

What'd you learn?

I didn't know I was so passionate.

About westerns and penises.

Yeah.

Why don't you go lie down, take the rest of the day off, pull yourself together.

Put my legs up and chill, baby. I gave you all everything I had today.

You sure did.

And I learned that you can create walk on roles to TV shows.

You can do anything you want.

Fortune.

Yeah, we should all be doing more walk on roles, I think.

Yeah. I wasn't initially hired for this role, but someone got hurt, and now I'm.

Here. I'm queer. I'm walking on. All right, well, thank you to Jimmy Fallon, Mr. James Fallon, for his question that he submitted.

Thank you. Yeah, I've never met Jimmy Fallon. I hope to one day. Oh, you haven't? Well, I'll talk to him about the Doobie Brothers.

Yeah.

Now I have an in.

Well, he sure loves music. I don't know if he knows all your weird Canadian music, but whatever.

Never heard of Celine Dion.

Weirdly.

All right. Well, fortune, may tig. Fortune may tig Wonderful seeing you again, everyone.

Do you have anything that you would like to promote? Yes.

After Thanksgiving, I'm bringing my stand up tour to Grand Rapids and Royal Oak, Michigan, Kansas City, Missouri. Then after Christmas, I'm coming to St. Petersburg, Orlando, Jacksonville, and West Palm Beach, Florida. In the new year, I just added a ton of new dates. Eugene, Oregon, Vancouver, Burlington, Vermont, DC. Redbank, New Jersey. I'm coming to Europe, going to London and Amsterdam the end of January. Added a second show in Denver, Colorado, lots of places. Philadelphia, Wisconsin, Chicago, Houston, Texas. Go to fortunefeamster.com for tickets.

I'm going to be working out brand new material at Largo. In Los Angeles on December 6 and then Dynasty typewriter on January 19. Go to Tignotaro.com for all ticket and show information and see you there.

I have live shows.

I'm doing improv on the 21 November at UCB with Alana Johnston and Kayla Lorette, who's like one of my oldest friends and so funny. Then on the 29th, I'm doing an ask us anything show with Alana and Stephanie Allen at Dynasty Typewriter. And then in December, I'm at Largo. Twice on December 2 and December 11 doing like, big holiday extravaganzas.

It was so fun talking with you all today.

So fun. So fun talking. And don't forget, keep it handsome. Handsome is hosted by me, Tignotaro may Martin and Fortune Themster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Wallette. Email us at handsomepod@gmail.com. Follow us on social media at handsomepod.